ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (246)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8501 18:49

>>/999 is a panda!

197 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-9821 03:39

>>196 is a psychic panda

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9821 09:22

>>197 is a panda mistakenly trapped in Ash's pokeball

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9821 10:20

>>198 is the secret forbidden panda, who must never be named.

200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9821 20:20

>>199 is Senator John McPanda, who was whacked for treason.

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9822 08:36

>>200 may be somewhat of a panda at times, but we love them anyway.

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9822 08:48

>>201 is a front- and all-wheel drive, five passenger city car manufactured and marketed by Fiat, now in its third generation.

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9822 09:13

>>202 is Andy, the handy manly panda handyman with a plan.

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9826 14:34

>>203 is a dandy pandy sippin on brandy and eatin candy with ghandy, proudly pounding pretty panda puss is his modus operandy

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 09:15

Wow, it sure smells like panda in here! I think it's coming from >>204...

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 18:05

What >>205 won't tell you is >>204 is his mother and he needs the bacteria from her poop to digest bamboo.

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9840 12:27

>>206 graduated top of their class in panda school.

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9842 14:44

>>207 snitched on the panda next door to the Geheime Pandapolizei, and another at his workplace, so they'd not take him away this time.

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9844 16:02

>>208 is a spooky undead panda, returned from beyond the grave!

210 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 20:28

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image bears where shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from bearkind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to bear,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever pair.
A beast they wrought, with dog and salamander,
Filled it with vice and called >>209 a panda.

211 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 23:41

>>210 is a pandoet and didn't know it.

212 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 15:30

>>211 is a kindhearted, generous panda who is loved by all.

213 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 18:28

>>212 🐼

214 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 22:11

>>213 is someone whom is a panda

215 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 23:38

>>214 is a poor excuse for a panda.

216 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 19:03

>>215 attempted to clone themselves, but the cloning machine malfunctioned and did not stop after the first clone, causing an uncontrollable pandamic.

217 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 20:07

>>216
wishes to unleash pandaemonium on the world （＾ｖ＾"）

218 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10848 11:07

>>217 is a twin but would have been abandoned by its mother if not for zookeepers playing switcheroo rather frequently

219 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10848 12:12

>>218 bumped this thread specifically because he wanted someone to reaffirm his pandahood.

220 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10848 13:11

>>219 went from endangered to vulnerable in the time this thread has existed without ever giving a shit (despite shitting up to forty times a day due to a herbivorous bulking diet) or lifting a finger in his own salvation (despite having a pseudo-thumb).

221 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10848 16:16

>>220 has a pseudo-thumb

222 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10848 19:46

>>221 is a cute girl. Wait, no! I meant panda.

223 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10899 16:59

>>222 wants to be the cute panda girl, but is just an average panda.

224 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10899 19:36

>>223 wants to be the average panda, but is instead a weird freak panda.

225 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11002 12:57

>>224 is such a panda that it's a wonder he can survive in the wild.

226 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11002 13:02

>>225 is a panda with massive tits.

227 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11002 15:15

>>226 has become one with the panda, in both body and soul.

228 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11044 00:16

>>227 has a 0-star safety rating from Euro NCAP

229 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11045 10:21

>>228 is responsible for joining the Pandaverse

230 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11045 17:04

>>229 is responsible for 9/11. And as if that wasn't bad enough, he's also a panda!

231 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11047 19:08

>>230 is such a lazy pandas that other pandas seem like workaholics around his lazy panda ass.

232 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11048 17:09

>>231
Is a homosexual panda with a sloth fetish

233 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11048 23:07

>>232 is a pansexual panda with a panchira fetish.

234 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11049 01:20

>>233 ate some bamboo today

235 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11049 13:43

Behold, >>234 in all his glory!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVKtHTG8VBA&t=85s

236 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11049 21:50

>>235 is using his billions in panda money to set up a Mars Panda Colony.

237 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11051 23:01

>>236 is secretly a panda!

238 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11051 23:47

>>237
Behold footage of >>235 and >>237 [PAV]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w212Pxf1w8

239 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11052 11:58

>>238 is a lying panda, there's no way two members of his fellow species would voluntarily attempt to reproduce like that.

240 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11052 16:07

>>239 has just left Edinburgh Airport in a large box.

241 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11052 19:32

>>240 is a panda dreaming of being a butterfly dreaming of being a panda.

242 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11052 23:48

>>241
Is an overweight panda carrying a screaming red haired pig tailed girl through the streets to the Tendo School of Anything Goes Grappling.

243 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11053 10:21

>>242 is a devastatingly sexy absolute smokeshow of a girl. Too bad she's also a panda.

244 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11054 11:01

243 Across: Endangered mammal involved in termination of Grandpa, possibly? (5)

245 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11055 03:13

>>244 is the mascot of a filthy hentai site

246 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11055 12:05

245 Down: And in Pennsylvania, a bear! (5)

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