[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (581)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05


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i @˜§-]@|! i@What? You're still here?
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532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 19:00

Many many moons ago I worked as a barmaid in a small local pub to put myself through college and Uni. In the days before mobile phones (and for a while afterwards actually) it wasnft uncommon for the landline phone for the bar to be constantly clogged after 7pm with calls from wives wanting to know if their husbands were there.
Bar staff take enough crap as it is, without hearing a chorus of eIf thatfs my wife, tell her Ifm not heref every time the phone rang.
Management line was to do exactly as they said, so we did.
gIfm sorry Val, your husband says hefs not hereh.
Sorted.

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 19:15

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534 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10260 09:59

(EΝE) Grandpa! Grandpa! Can I have a Rei's Diner™ Kids' Meal©®? I hear the toys they come with can cut off your fingers if you use them right!

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 02:47

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536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 08:19

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i @˜§-]@|! i@We're out of kids, too.
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537 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 10:01

i@MƒnLj I'll have an order of the fingers, please. You know which ones.

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 10:49

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we're all out of okra.
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539 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 21:25

i@MƒnLj Phooey! I was so close to replicating your secret seasoning and winning the blue ribbon at the state fair!

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 10:42

( ^EƒΦE^) I'd like a headpat and to be called cute, nya!

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 15:23

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I can pour scalding hot coffee on your head if that'd do.
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542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 17:15

no but i could use a bath so pour it in the tub and be generous

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 17:57

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we don't serve disembodied voices.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Not even the complimentary coffee.
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544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 19:03

t(-_-t) have a serving of these birds

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 13:48

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546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 15:54

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i @˜§-]@|! i@"Gram"? What do you think this is, Europe?
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547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 04:05

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548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 10:14

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549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 16:16

can i get uhhh numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side

550 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 20:17

ʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕL•ᴥ•`ʔExcuse us, ma'am. Are bears allowed in this establishment?

551 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 21:03

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i @˜§-]@|! i@‘Μ‚Μ‚Θ‚’Ί>>550 FUCK NO!—‚πo‚΅‚ά‚Ή‚ρB
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552 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 21:07

look 'ere betch if you dont stop being r00d you w!ll have zero customers. none. zilch. nada
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@@| /MΖƁL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:16

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i @˜§-]@|! i@ looks like knuckle sandwich is back on the menuB
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554 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:18

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@@| /MΖƁL knuckle sammich...? bitch i eat nails for breakfast. look at me im a goon!

555 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:20

dont mind me just going to take this trip (^_^)

556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:28

ayo scuse me i want my numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 06:49

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i @˜§-]@|! i@The run-up to Halloween is the worst time of year,
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Is the exorcist here yet?
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558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 07:11

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@@|@Δͺͺͺ²/
@@| /MΖƁL exorcist? you wanna tie me up in bed? sprinkle holy water on meh?

559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 19:11

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@I wouldnt sprinkle sprinkles on you if you were ice cream
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560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 19:14

uhhhhh can i get a numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 19:45

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@We still don't serve ghosts.
_R .U@- Ιƒm@But would you like a cup of complimentary holy water?
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562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 20:16

(EƒΦE) So, when do you get off today?

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 21:07

._. in one hour why though?

564 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 21:56

(EƒΦE) Who the fuck are you?

565 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 22:27

._. me....im....IM.. IM ANNIE GUR!

566 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10268 08:57

(EƒΦE) So Rei, when do you get off today?

567 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10268 17:12

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I have no genitalia with which to 'get off'.
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568 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10270 21:20

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569 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10323 13:02

( ί ƒŽί) I'll have one satisfying ending please!

570 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10323 14:35

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@It's on its way. Just wait another 429 posts.
_R .U@- Ιƒm@
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

571 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 12:32

( ί ƒŽί)

( ί ƒŽί)

( ί -ί) This is taking too long.

572 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10412 17:44

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

573 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10412 18:00

( ί ƒŽί)‚Α“ϊ@Yes please!

574 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 14:23

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

575 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 20:25

( ί ƒŽί)‚Α“ϊ@Yeah! Let's see how fresh this baby can go!

576 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 02:19

( ._.)‚Α“ϊ I broke it.

577 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 11:02

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We just sold the last baby, but I
_R .U@- Ιƒm @ put some more in the oven.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

578 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 12:41

( ί ƒŽί) fresh baby(TM)

579 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 18:31

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Can't make a Fancy Hearing Cake without one.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

580 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10437 20:27

Ms Ayanami, can you reenact this scene from your golden years as an actress? https://exhentai.org/s/4038719e0f/107555-46 (‹€‹) /

581 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10438 10:42

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@First, I'm going to need you to play the role of customer in my upcoming one-act play Order Something or Get Out.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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