[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (568)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05


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519 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 20:00

( ί ƒŽί) Spicy Papaya Salad please!

520 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 21:04

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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@One spicy poopoo salad coming up!
_|@@@_Q/@^@@Can I get you a side of poo with that?
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521 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 10:30

R(M„DL#)Ι I don't want POO unless it's from Rei!

522 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 01:28

(EƒΦE) One milkshake please!

523 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 09:20

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i @˜§-]@|! i@What flavour?
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524 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 15:21

(EƒΦE) [John] Prine's Deceased [body] flavor

525 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 21:42

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i @˜§-]@|! i@[Sorry] we're all out [of that].
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526 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 01:47

R[ ߁ήί]ƒm@Gimme all the square brackets you have!

527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 12:20

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Judging by the shape of your face, I think you've had enough already.
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528 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10182 21:50

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@@@@@@@@ _ Give me a better tripfag gimmick than html formatting, refusing face sitting, and being a cute girl!

529 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 21:59

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530 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10184 06:39

Hey, maybe my gimmick can be tripfagging in no tripfag threads! That will make so many people mad!

531 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10184 09:19

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@@@@@@@@@@@@@a(άiL₯ƒΦ₯`‚Ž a@ .a@@Rei, please will you read me a bedtime story?
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532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 19:00

Many many moons ago I worked as a barmaid in a small local pub to put myself through college and Uni. In the days before mobile phones (and for a while afterwards actually) it wasnft uncommon for the landline phone for the bar to be constantly clogged after 7pm with calls from wives wanting to know if their husbands were there.
Bar staff take enough crap as it is, without hearing a chorus of eIf thatfs my wife, tell her Ifm not heref every time the phone rang.
Management line was to do exactly as they said, so we did.
gIfm sorry Val, your husband says hefs not hereh.
Sorted.

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 19:15

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534 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10260 09:59

(EΝE) Grandpa! Grandpa! Can I have a Rei's Diner™ Kids' Meal©®? I hear the toys they come with can cut off your fingers if you use them right!

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 02:47

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536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 08:19

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're out of kids, too.
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537 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 10:01

i@MƒnLj I'll have an order of the fingers, please. You know which ones.

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 10:49

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we're all out of okra.
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539 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 21:25

i@MƒnLj Phooey! I was so close to replicating your secret seasoning and winning the blue ribbon at the state fair!

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 10:42

( ^EƒΦE^) I'd like a headpat and to be called cute, nya!

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 15:23

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I can pour scalding hot coffee on your head if that'd do.
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542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 17:15

no but i could use a bath so pour it in the tub and be generous

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 17:57

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we don't serve disembodied voices.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Not even the complimentary coffee.
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544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 19:03

t(-_-t) have a serving of these birds

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 13:48

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@ Π*L°MЁ@ƒ@One gram of crackers plseaers.
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@i_QjQj

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 15:54

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@"Gram"? What do you think this is, Europe?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Order in –ζ like a normal person.
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547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 04:05

ƒJ[ƒhƒLƒƒƒvƒ^[‚³‚­‚η

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 10:14

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549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 16:16

can i get uhhh numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side

550 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 20:17

ʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕL•ᴥ•`ʔExcuse us, ma'am. Are bears allowed in this establishment?

551 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 21:03

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i @˜§-]@|! i@‘Μ‚Μ‚Θ‚’Ί>>550 FUCK NO!—‚πo‚΅‚ά‚Ή‚ρB
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552 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 21:07

look 'ere betch if you dont stop being r00d you w!ll have zero customers. none. zilch. nada
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@@| /MΖƁL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:16

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@ looks like knuckle sandwich is back on the menuB
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554 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:18

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@@| /MΖƁL knuckle sammich...? bitch i eat nails for breakfast. look at me im a goon!

555 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:20

dont mind me just going to take this trip (^_^)

556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:28

ayo scuse me i want my numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 06:49

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@The run-up to Halloween is the worst time of year,
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Is the exorcist here yet?
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558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 07:11

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@@| /MΖƁL exorcist? you wanna tie me up in bed? sprinkle holy water on meh?

559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 19:11

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I wouldnt sprinkle sprinkles on you if you were ice cream
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560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 19:14

uhhhhh can i get a numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 19:45

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@We still don't serve ghosts.
_R .U@- Ιƒm@But would you like a cup of complimentary holy water?
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
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562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 20:16

(EƒΦE) So, when do you get off today?

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 21:07

._. in one hour why though?

564 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 21:56

(EƒΦE) Who the fuck are you?

565 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 22:27

._. me....im....IM.. IM ANNIE GUR!

566 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10268 08:57

(EƒΦE) So Rei, when do you get off today?

567 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10268 17:12

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@I have no genitalia with which to 'get off'.
_R .U@- Ιƒm@It's an occasional side effect of the cloning process.
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
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568 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10270 21:20

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