( -) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( -) Bad remakes that take a crap on the original
( -) it's not 2007 anymore
( -) I got a really nice CAPTCHA, but while I was trying to figure out how to incorporate it into a sentence for the "ITT we input CAPTCHAs" thread my browser crashed and I lost it.
( -) I could make a post anyway, but I'd know it was a lie.
( -) My family's toilet paper company is going bankrupt.
( -) I can't hide this thread.
( -) I just found out I can select text and drag it into this box, and I'm just not impressed any more by such things.
( -) This site news's date format went from DDth Month YYYY to DD Month YYYY and now to YYYY-MM-DD
( -) No admin could agree on one consistent style.
( -) The character threads are all bumped off the front page.
( -) Dokyun doesn't understand Mar10
( -) having to take a big messy poop a half hour after taking a shower.
( -) having to take a big messy poop in the middle of a shower
( -) The BBC knew about and protected the pædophiles they employed, and paid them large salaries using the public's TV licence money
( -) My head is noticeably bigger with the revised Mono font.
( -) A giant rock hard crap that won't come out.
( -) Getting too old for being shy and depressed and sleeping all day in an oversized hoodie watching anime to be cute anymore
( ) YouTube detecting English spoken with a strong French accent as French speech and generating garbled English language subtitles using French speech-to-text followed by translation to English.
( -) Stylish, popular VIPPERs, nearing your Dokyun home. Shitposting in your threads. Gluing your cat to the table.
( -) Not receiving the food for which you've already paid.
( -) Imbeciles bumping a dead "unhappy things" thread instead of using this one.
( -) My car broke down on the way out of the city so I'm spending Xmas alone
( -) Your ass is flat
( -) my soda is flat
( ) wet socks
( -) Failed life.
( -) Sin Sacks
( -) existence
( -) wikiFeet
( -) All the fun people are either asleep or at work.
( -) Dying trying to drive two cars at once.
( -) vanishingly few places support RSS
( -) The incel chart was right and she won't love me or treat me as I deserve because she's taken too many dicks
( -) DQN no longer has its proud status as a General board on top.
( -) newfags can't remember when dqn was originally at the bottom of the menu
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( -) Getting a lot of disrespect over the past couple days. My life is bad enough already. Lay off.
( -) I dropped all the bacon out of the pan into a corner that my parents keep dirty and that means I don't eat tonight.
( -) Every hour of every day I die a little more because they snuffed out the spark of my purpose and motivation in life and even if I could get it back I'll never be as good as I should've been.