"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.
touhou/type-moon/07th expansion was sort of like superwholock for early 00's jpn doujin culture
The statement "Everybody wants flat balls but don’t nobody want to smash their balls with a hammer" is false. "Flat balls" likely means testicles, and no one wants them flattened, which would be harmful. The second part, "nobody wants to smash their balls," is true, but the first part’s falsity sinks the whole claim. It’s not a real Nietzsche quote—his work doesn’t touch this. Likely just internet humor, not fact.
I worked at a fried chicken place in high school. We marinated some chicken tenders in monster and then battered and fried them like we would the regular chicken. It tasted like Krispe Kreame donuts.
you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your announcements cuz it feels like i can participate on this server too. good on you bro thank you so much.
There are multiple acts of aesthetic terrorism visited upon us every day. It’s especially egregious when they do it using humans because we know that humans should look healthy and normal and not like freak shows.
Happy Tree Friends is an adult animated web series created by Aubrey Ankrum, Rhode Montijo, and Kenn Navarro, and developed by Montijo, Navarro, and Warren Graff for Mondo Media. Disguised as a kids' cartoon, the show follows the misadventures of cute anthropomorphic forest animals, whose initially peaceful lives always end with sudden, usually accidental, graphically violent incidents.
In Arabia, the show premiered on Comedy Central Arabia in 1999 and ended in 2002. And oddly enough while the characters normally only make sounds like screams, grunts and laughs, the Arabic dub has them talking.
Its interesting I read that exact same wiki a while ago and it mentioned him being sodomized. Someone changed "buggery" to "hardships" instead
Imagine choking on a hamburger in the woods and a freaking Ice Giant gives you the Heimlich and walks away.
thug shaker gifs have irreversibly reprogammed my brain i see a vid of a woman shaking her ass and i just laugh out loud thinking of thughunters
Pls make her fat because she eat all of this food pls
You’re probably right, but there are just so many more dignified ways of making money than this. This is about 10,000 rungs below being one of those guys who pretends to be a pedophile so streamers can make them drink hot sauce as far as a paid acting gig
their moat is their allegedly insane quant team but mostly the immortal science of third worldism which will dominate the global intellectual landscape. total maoist victory by way of dengism.
Lets be fair, there is a larger number of people suffering from compulsive masturbation than from Alzheimers
Your stupid strategy has never worked and never will. Do you know why there is not one /jp/ board that isn't shit? Because of retards like you. You only make newfaggots more interested in the sekrit klub and at the same time you ruin the board experience for other original users. The result is a board with neither fun or discussions. So the joke is on you you fat fuck perverted piece of trash manchild. You're destined to live a life of frustration and anger and you know that.
If the occult isn't real, then how can communism be a spectre?
Check and mate, atheists.
My failed time travel experience got recorded in Mark 14:51-52
gently stroking my electric kettle like she's my girlfriend
When my sister was like 8 one time on our way home from the grocery store my brother said "Oh I forgot! Mom said to pick up diapers for sister!" My dad went "oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot" and did a u-turn. My sister started screaming "I'M NOT A BABY!!" so my dad asked us to give her her pacifier. I said that it had rolled under the seat. This made her scream louder, which made my dad even more frustrated, confused and angry. It wasn't until we got all the way back to the store and he went to get her out of her booster seat that he realized how old she was. My brother and I got in trouble but it was absolutely worth it.
I dont think ive ever watched a ytp i could describe as "avant-garde" until now
If I were a cereal rapist, I would force you to eat cereal against your will. I would make you eat it with no choice or option to refuse. I would not let you stop until the cereal box was empty.
A homosexual is a type of pervert who desires other men’s bodies which equals the desire to violate the psyche of other men and turn them into spiritual women. Disgusting.
Be happy, go Lucky,
Be happy, go Lucky Strike
Be happy, go Lucky,
Go Lucky Strike today!
So basically a Constitutional monarchy on the left nostril and a socialist communist goverment in the right with a wall, the bridge of my nose blocking them. Now these tiny people are small enough to make holes in my nose without me noticing meaning they wage a violent war causing nosebleeds whenever their is a battle. And to them a sneeze or blowing of my nose is a windstorm or a snort is a tornado, going under water is a flood, etc. Now these two nations have even started venturing outside the nose into the mouth, causing ulcers while mining for blood iron/blood fuel.
I think the biggest scandal with public television and Sesame Street is that after decades Oscar the Grouch is still living in a Garbage Can. No agency is helping to get him off the streets
As someone who went to Columbia University, all I’m getting out of the comparison is apparently North Korea has rotating soft serve flavours in the dining hall. But sometimes the swirl setting doesn’t work, the horror
手が大人の手なのが唯一残念だねえ
A chap who goes by the name of Peter Griffin one day decided to go down to the grocery store to buy bread and milk. However, his favorite celebrity, Zangief from Street Fighter was at the very same outlet. They then had a memorable fight that was described later as enjoyable.
I was going to put my emo picture here but my computer ate it. That made me sad, so I sat in the corner and cried.
Heinrich Himmler showed up and offered his services which Doenitz was like, "nah man were good", which then resulted in Himmler claiming he was entitled to some sort of role and Doenitz basically told him to fuck off
A fat nigga could see a baby walking into traffic and he gon fix his shirt before he go over there to help
I once microwaved my underwear as they were still damp from the dryer. Don’t do it. They smelled burnt and were singed and had brown burn holes in them.
Note - the brown burn holes were not present before the microwave experiment.
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"
The phrase "the girl's a good farter" is a humorous and slightly vulgar way to describe someone who produces a lot of flatulence, or farts, in a way that is perceived as impressive or amusing.
he’s a pinball wizard
there has to be a trick
the pinball wizard can suck my fuckin diiiick
In fairness, half of the babies also just disappear and so can't be dropped. It's only a quarter of the time that 'Parent holding a baby during the Thanos Snap' ends with a dropped baby.
女の子の排尿にしても全体的映像なのか局所的映像なのか音なのか所作仕草なのかしっかり見つめてその一点を極限まで追求できる環境作りをしないなら変態には程遠くただのクズから犯罪者に落ちかけない。
昔のアングラビデオなのどころか拘った同人ＡＶに挑みやすくなってる事は知っておいて損はない。
there's a Buddhism you arrive at with hallucinogens and there's a Buddhism you arrive at with stimulants
whats with all the hanging related content on DQN lately? Is a dokyun planning to end it all? Just remember to say goodbye before you go.
English is not my native language and it took me years to learn. Now I regret it
>Precept 5. I undertake the training-precept to abstain from alcoholic drink or drugs that are an opportunity for heedlessness.
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the argument used by hippie stoners seems to be that the real good stuff doesn't create an opportunity for heedlessness but an opportunity to become spiritually one with the universe
> Some teachers, particularly Zen Buddhists, understand the fifth precept to mean refraining from any addictive or compulsive behavior that intoxicates the mind, such as shopping, overeating, excessive exercise, unskillful use of the internet, and overconsumption of TV, and other media.
be sure to abstain from the internet too
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I still have difficulty wrapping my brain around the fact that "The creator of Ratboygenius was the 12-fingered piano player in Gattaca" is an actual true statement and not a random mishmash of words thrown together in the washing machine of my mind.
9年間YouTubeがワインのように熟成させた傑作
That was a stupid thing to say and you're a stupid person for saying it.
Shout out to the angel in full gothic Lolita dress outside the mall at 7:35 AM. I only took my eyes off you to see the car in front of me slamming on the breaks and for a heartbeat, my foot went to the accelerator so that I could meet you
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The reason God gives people over to LGBT is in Romans 1:23-27. It's because they serve idols with pagan holidays like Christmas/Easter/Halloween/etc. God punishes people for doing these witchcraft festivals by giving them over to evil spirits. If you want to be cleansed then repent from them and start keeping the 10 commandments. Don't break the Saturday Sabbath day (Isaiah 66:23-24, Nehemiah 13:16-18), don't eat unclean things like pigs/shellfish (Leviticus 11, Isaiah 66:15-17). God promises to cleanse you from all unrighteousness if you actually turn from these sins (1 John 1:7-9). Read the Bible for yourself and don't listen to lying pastors or theology websites. Yeshua is the name that saves us (Acts 4:12). Jesus is a false name given to the Messiah to promote paganism and lawlessness (John 5:42-43, 2 Thessalonians 2).
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Which game is this a Steam review of?
Most anthems tend to be about pride and ambition, a statement of national values and history. And here we are cowering at the end of the earth begging for divine intervention to save us because we're weak and insecure.
Abstract
Urological diseases have two groups of causes: Decreased Oxygen Utilization and Jinn. Decreased Oxygen Utilization is caused
by Positive Ions from man-made activities. Positive ions induce acidity and inflammation in our body, which are at the base of almost
all diseases; the best treatment against Positive Ions is the use of Negative Ions, while Medicine is powerless in many cases. What is
amazing, that the Negative Ions help also to diagnose the presence of the Jinn as a cause of the disease and remove the Evil of Satan
as Allah “sent down upon you from the sky, rain by which to purify you and remove from you the evil (suggestions) of Satan and to
make steadfast your hearts and plant firmly thereby your feet.” (Quran, Al Anfal 8:11). During the rain and thunderstorm there is
a massive discharge of Negative Ions. Jinn contain more Positive Ions. The cure is only by Allah and when Ruqya is associated with
Negative Ions the cure is quicker.
Keywords: Decreased Oxygen Utilization; Positive Ions; Negative Ions; Jinn; Ruqya