"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.
No one knows...because ni one can go outside...we're living in a closed system...and in the cor'an allah says we have 7 skies above and it's very sealed and thick..where is this model in what science say about infinite space....dude we must know...coz what science say it's all by coincidence.....com'on
This is not a joke. I like Hatsune Miku and listen to her music sometimes but she’s far from my main genre of choice. However, that all changes when I get on adderall. I take 20Mg XR and it’s been a consistent side effect that I genuinely just can almost NEVER not be thinking about hatsune miku. in class i’m reading wikipedia pages about her history. i’m looking at fanart. i’m thinking about her songs. i’m rewatching her music videos. i’m playing her games. i’m looking at merch. i’m looking at miku model kits.
I thought adderall would make me normal but i just cannot stop thinking about hatsune miku whenever i take it and it’s driving me insane. i didn’t used to outwardly wear miku merch but now i have keychains dangling from my bag and keys. She cannot leave my mind
Due to some reason, I have to pretend to be my cool classmate Kaoruko's boyfriend. Just like a couple would have it, we go to the bathroom together and sleep together too! Wait, you can't be serious!? And I fuck her inside shortly afterwards!! I can even choose whether to ejaculate inside or outside!!Move and talk! It's a popular mobile short adventure game for PC and android!!
how many of you are a stinky hikki neet that with his entirely neet femininity pee in bottle in his comfy hoarded neet nest?
when I was like 5 or 6 my parents took me to the park and surprised me to like, "blue day" and they made me ham sandwiches with blue mayo and there was blue milk and I forget what else
I'm high as fuj and nobody regular is on this comment section Yikes I smell uhhh Mental Disease
Listen I'm approaching middle age and "as of late" means any time in the last decade. Like when I say "the other day" and really mean six months ago.
This does not surprise me at all. The world would be a much better place if the leftists downvoting this weren't allowed to vote.
i miss trolling people in an mmo and receiving a message like 'you r a sickning human being' and remembering it for the rest of my life
Bought myself a nice bottle of wine for Lizzo's birthday. Probably gonna hit the club later to celebrate. Might even cheat on my girl too
Every touhou girl is completely un voice trained and sounds clocky as hell because they don’t have to perform cisness. Marisa sounds like the girl you met on grindr whos trying to tell you about robotripping
his passing is conclusive evidence that people can literally die of cringe
Bro dropped one of the hardest beats ever and dipped to go snort worms 🥶
we should hungarianise english swearing. lets start saying what the cock.
I still have this flashback from when I dated a serious alcoholic for only two weeks.
One of the last nights, he came into my apartment, walked straight to my fridge without even saying anything or taking his shoes off, and huffed from a can of whipped cream he knew I had because I had sent him pictures of some strawberry shortcake I'd made.
Literally nothing can prepare you for dating an alcoholic, I don't care how empathetic or worldly or experienced with alcholics you are. Nothing can fucking prepare you.
In the old days, gay meant merry, cheerful, happy... no wonder that the word became attached to men who have little to do with women.
i wanna be forced to go through a dungeon in really skimpy and embarrassing rogues "armor" that makes me look like a slut and i claim its just for the stat bonuses to my party but they dont believe me. and they ogle me and secretly think about me in degrading sexual contexts when im backstabbing monsters and my tits bounce around ^_^
who doesn’t want pink glittery poop? makes shitting so much cuter
who lays eggs in a girl & don't even buy her lunch
Free will motherfucker. If God prevented people from being evil, you faggots would just bitch about God not letting you have the freedom to be the shitty, evil people that you are.
So, aside from how weird this looks, it’s not uncommon to use steam or hot water to rehydrate butterflies for pinning, I wouldn’t say boiling them is exactly the greatest method for this since butterfly wings can’t handle the heat that well, but I mean if they’re particularly dry I wouldn’t exactly be super surprised to see them placed in hot or warm water to soften up for a little bit, but putting this many in a pot seems inefficient and will likely damage the butterflies when he eventually tries to take them all out
2/5 scored and 1.5/5 reviewed
I think you're aware of the lack of effort in this, at least you should be. The lack of actual plot is staggering, it's like what? 3 sentences and 1 sentence on a loops until it's indiscernible from English? The joke wasn't exactly funny either, I mean, where's the material coming from? "Ok, so the scene opens with shaggy telling Scooby has a finger up his ass and then Scooby continuously repeats the line in his usually hard to understand tone of voice and then Shaggy says 'like, fuck this, and tweens out"
No effort on the joke, no effort in the script. The character design was good, granted, as per your other work, I was expecting this to suck much less than it really and honestly does. I don't know, perhaps this seemed much funnier to you as you wrote it, like a "had to be there" joke, and if you personally enjoy it than fine, but it really doesn't stick with me personally at all. (but hey, at least you got all the kiddos thinking it's super funny, there's that, then again, anything to do with naughty parts they find hilarious, go figure?)
I hope to see some higher caliber work from someone I know is more talented than this in the jokes department, until then.
it’s amazing how bad coffee shops can be sometimes. my coworker got a “horchata latte” and reported that it tasted like beans.
i didn’t believe her. but i tried it and not only does it taste like beans — it has notes of fish
UPDATE: it was never a horchata latte all along it was some sort of japanese tea latte called “houchija”…
Beautiful illustration, endlessly creative world, fascinating mystery, author’s a pedophile. One of those is a dealbreaker for me, I’m sorry.
Idiot-rich story with an emphasis on humor and pain.
Apparently they don’t check out-of-date items . Ate some hummus that tasted off and looked at the expiration date and it was expired by over a month and a half ago and got sick.
what if there were two people on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, that'd be fucked up, wouldn't it?
Rose clouds of Holocaust, like most Di6 songs, is actually about gay sex
as a bay area nigga this misappropriation of our lingo really makes me question humanitys value
idk who let this term out there for ignorant retards to abuse and its unlikely ill be able to change the way people speak but its truly sad to see such a grave misunderstanding
its smack not slap for christsake
get it right you culturally bereft zoomer fucks
i would say im flattered but this pathetic display is only worth of derision
look man I'm trying to be apolitical here but you're posting the funniest shit I've ever seen cut it out
Mangadex getting DMCA'd is just part of the scanlation universe's cycle of Saṃsāra. It's not the first time the world has been destroyed and it's not the last time. It will be rebirthed into a different form sooner or later. Batoto was the last World Tree, another will sprout.
It's not like I like you or anything Saddam-kun! >:T
But vore can be sweet. It may not be of your tastes, but it absolutely can be wholesome.
In the case when two partners have massive size differences and thus can't have sex normally, vore is a relatively easy solution. Furries are more familiar with it.
Father, Son, Kitman! I always wanted to own my own website, after numerous failed attempts, I own one and its every bit as good as I imagined!
bitches will be like "this thing is kiki, this thing is bouba" then be like "omg why do objects have genders in spanish??"
i am a transsexual and i hereby give you permission to say "woman" it is truly okay nobody will be mad at you except for random people named Lillith
When I went to get my first MRI ever, dude went in before me and I physically saw him get pulled upward into the machine and heard him screaming and etc. I’d later learn the dude had a metal butt plug in him lol. He had to get surgery from it, since it tore something in his ass haha.
hopefully you are comsec briefed? Because you signed the paper work, and they sent you the official underwear with comsec in big letters to wear to work, and you know they will be checking. Be safe, and remember snitches get stitches, but DoD comsec violators get buried in an unmarked grave.
I'm so fucking horny for neofolk boys. I want to fuck a yerba mate'd-out effay hipster milspo surp vintage aesthetic cryptoreactionary he-thot in his big-talking slobbermouth. I want to sploogeroo all over a boy with pantoframe glasses and rub my cock over his freshly buzzed HJ whitewalls. Everytime I hear an emaciated, waist-high-wool-trouser-clad braindead M43-wearing slutty neopagan/tradcath fella say "return to tradition," "wood pegged," "hand-made," "44 dot" or "zelt," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to him and fondle his skeletal ribcage and sweaty armpits. I want to pour my santa manganello onto his hollowed out cheeks and cleanshaven faces and aniline-leather-smelling nose. I want to fondle a neofolk boy through his feldhose while pretending to be interested as he talks about garment production during the mid 20th century and death in june and how sturm miltec sucks and julius evola and moomin and 'kameradschaft' in the front and ernst jünger and sustainable cooking and french militaria/workwear and drinking tea to pass the time. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.
I'm the dude with IBS that speed strides into the men's restroom to realize in horror that the only toilet stall is occupied. I don't care if you have a pussy or dick or which you were born with. I am going to get to a toilet NOW! I will not stand at a door with a special sign on it with shit dribbling down my legs, into my socks, and onto the ceramic tiled restaurant floor. I am going to shit somewhere, so ladies, if your bathroom has a toilet, get the fuck over your selves and be ready for the finest wet trumpet performance you will ever hear.
Amazon is just a gui for aliexpress with extra markup. Usually when ever I find something I like on Amazon, I image search or look up the same product and order it from aliexpress for 50% less. I've saved so much money this way. Amazon is the new digital showroom for consumers that haven't caught on.
i want to be in yuri manga world and be yuri
Not nearly as effective as you'd think, it'd go through soft tissue but leave bones, you'd need a bunch of hydrofluoric acid for that too and that bitch is NASTY to work with. Unless you don't mind having the bones left behind. Piranha solution (a mix of sulfuric acid and 30% hydrogen peroxide is effective for all organic matter, but also a fucking bitch that splashes everywhere, it'd be more dangerous for you than for the dead body. Not to mention, obtaining such large amounts of such concentrated acids would be very difficult, and ESPECIALLY obtaining 30% hydrogen peroxide.
Just get a bunch of pigs, they won't leave anything.
except that marx has a PhD and maybe you should do more reading before you call them flawed. If it is so obviously flawed then why does marx have a PhD. Explain how! I find it hard to believe that a person with a P H FREAKING D didnt catch his mistake before he publishes it. These things take at least days to write and more to edit giving a person with a P H FREAKING D more than enough time to correct his mistake and revise. It is better to assume that the person with the PhD is right before he crushes you in an argument that you were never meant to win.
There's a building in our neighborhood with two entrances, a north lobby and a south lobby, but for some reason they decided to shorten the directional word so now whenever we walk to the grocery store my partner and I point at the giant all-caps metal sign that says "SLOBBY"
Science answer: Pussy is even harder to study than dicks and there's tons of misinfo and disagreement on even that. Dicks actually aren't that hard to study once they got a standardized methodology down. They give them a chemically induced erection and measure depressing the fat until they hit pelvic bone. Average is right at 5.5" for anybody getting decent nutrition during development outside of Asians where there're fewer studies with more contradictory results. Global average is 5.2". Distribution is standard bellcurve with 10s of thousands of data points on record. You would THINK it would be the same with vaginas but last I checked there were zero good studies, the closest ones measured resting vaginal canal size. It showed weirdly massive variation in sizing IIRC, completely out of line with what you would expect. The problem is just like with men they literally change size when aroused, then on top of that they're stretchable. It'd be very difficult to study well because you'd see bigger variations in terms of their degree of arousal and ability to stretch than anything else, plus physical fitness and muscular control would massively skew results too. The loosest bitch who's done some kegels in her life and knows how to flex pelvic floor muscles for instance could skew her results massively vs some girl who's actually tight in general but doesn't. The science just isn't there to give a good answer.
Except horses are some of the stupidest animals (evolutionarily speaking) to exist.
For starters, they physically cannot throw up, meaning if they ingest poison, they’ll die.
Horses can literally also damage their organs and start internally bleeding from running too hard, which makes them one of the only animals that can hurt themselves in an open field (excluding external factors obviously or self-inflicted damage obviously)
Not to mention they’re fragile as fuck and die if they break one of their stupid toothpick legs, and the million other things wrong with them
They also do this other thing called cribbing where they just bite down on something and suck in air, literally inflating themselves to the point of needing to be deflated via a needle.
The world handed you an edgy anime revenge plot and you decided to mope about it.