"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.
Heinrich Himmler showed up and offered his services which Doenitz was like, "nah man were good", which then resulted in Himmler claiming he was entitled to some sort of role and Doenitz basically told him to fuck off
A fat nigga could see a baby walking into traffic and he gon fix his shirt before he go over there to help
I once microwaved my underwear as they were still damp from the dryer. Don’t do it. They smelled burnt and were singed and had brown burn holes in them.
Note - the brown burn holes were not present before the microwave experiment.
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"
The phrase "the girl's a good farter" is a humorous and slightly vulgar way to describe someone who produces a lot of flatulence, or farts, in a way that is perceived as impressive or amusing.
he’s a pinball wizard
there has to be a trick
the pinball wizard can suck my fuckin diiiick
In fairness, half of the babies also just disappear and so can't be dropped. It's only a quarter of the time that 'Parent holding a baby during the Thanos Snap' ends with a dropped baby.
女の子の排尿にしても全体的映像なのか局所的映像なのか音なのか所作仕草なのかしっかり見つめてその一点を極限まで追求できる環境作りをしないなら変態には程遠くただのクズから犯罪者に落ちかけない。
昔のアングラビデオなのどころか拘った同人ＡＶに挑みやすくなってる事は知っておいて損はない。
there's a Buddhism you arrive at with hallucinogens and there's a Buddhism you arrive at with stimulants
whats with all the hanging related content on DQN lately? Is a dokyun planning to end it all? Just remember to say goodbye before you go.
English is not my native language and it took me years to learn. Now I regret it
>Precept 5. I undertake the training-precept to abstain from alcoholic drink or drugs that are an opportunity for heedlessness.
>>48
the argument used by hippie stoners seems to be that the real good stuff doesn't create an opportunity for heedlessness but an opportunity to become spiritually one with the universe
> Some teachers, particularly Zen Buddhists, understand the fifth precept to mean refraining from any addictive or compulsive behavior that intoxicates the mind, such as shopping, overeating, excessive exercise, unskillful use of the internet, and overconsumption of TV, and other media.
be sure to abstain from the internet too
Freewill I'm dead rip to the god bless you Jewish princess Freewill rip to me im dead Freewill rip to me I'm dead 😂god bless you baby Jewish princess I just love watching your reaction Jewish princess cracks me up 😂 Just love watching your reaction Jewish princess god bless you baby We all fart Jewish princess your probably lactose intolerant stay away from diary products and be safe out there Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand god bless you baby girl Freewill rip to me I'm dead god bless your heart Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful cool...I'll be heartbroken if something happens to you Jewish princess god bless you baby girl You so adorable god bless you Jewish princess Freewill rip to me I'm dead god bless you Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful with yourself baby girl Please be careful with your azz please I'll be devastated if something happens to you Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful god bless you baby girl I hope 🤞 the ginger is working Jewish princess god bless you baby girl The tarot card reading usually invites demons in the house maybe you should be careful Jewish princess god bless you baby girl
I still have difficulty wrapping my brain around the fact that "The creator of Ratboygenius was the 12-fingered piano player in Gattaca" is an actual true statement and not a random mishmash of words thrown together in the washing machine of my mind.
9年間YouTubeがワインのように熟成させた傑作
That was a stupid thing to say and you're a stupid person for saying it.
Shout out to the angel in full gothic Lolita dress outside the mall at 7:35 AM. I only took my eyes off you to see the car in front of me slamming on the breaks and for a heartbeat, my foot went to the accelerator so that I could meet you
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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record
The reason God gives people over to LGBT is in Romans 1:23-27. It's because they serve idols with pagan holidays like Christmas/Easter/Halloween/etc. God punishes people for doing these witchcraft festivals by giving them over to evil spirits. If you want to be cleansed then repent from them and start keeping the 10 commandments. Don't break the Saturday Sabbath day (Isaiah 66:23-24, Nehemiah 13:16-18), don't eat unclean things like pigs/shellfish (Leviticus 11, Isaiah 66:15-17). God promises to cleanse you from all unrighteousness if you actually turn from these sins (1 John 1:7-9). Read the Bible for yourself and don't listen to lying pastors or theology websites. Yeshua is the name that saves us (Acts 4:12). Jesus is a false name given to the Messiah to promote paganism and lawlessness (John 5:42-43, 2 Thessalonians 2).
>>58
Which game is this a Steam review of?
Most anthems tend to be about pride and ambition, a statement of national values and history. And here we are cowering at the end of the earth begging for divine intervention to save us because we're weak and insecure.
Abstract
Urological diseases have two groups of causes: Decreased Oxygen Utilization and Jinn. Decreased Oxygen Utilization is caused
by Positive Ions from man-made activities. Positive ions induce acidity and inflammation in our body, which are at the base of almost
all diseases; the best treatment against Positive Ions is the use of Negative Ions, while Medicine is powerless in many cases. What is
amazing, that the Negative Ions help also to diagnose the presence of the Jinn as a cause of the disease and remove the Evil of Satan
as Allah “sent down upon you from the sky, rain by which to purify you and remove from you the evil (suggestions) of Satan and to
make steadfast your hearts and plant firmly thereby your feet.” (Quran, Al Anfal 8:11). During the rain and thunderstorm there is
a massive discharge of Negative Ions. Jinn contain more Positive Ions. The cure is only by Allah and when Ruqya is associated with
Negative Ions the cure is quicker.
Keywords: Decreased Oxygen Utilization; Positive Ions; Negative Ions; Jinn; Ruqya
"I only know about franz kafka through tumblr posts and I assumed they were a trans woman" is a real take I just saw and I'm so astonished I don't even have a joke or an indignant response I just want you guys to know about it
All-ages kusoge
No one knows...because ni one can go outside...we're living in a closed system...and in the cor'an allah says we have 7 skies above and it's very sealed and thick..where is this model in what science say about infinite space....dude we must know...coz what science say it's all by coincidence.....com'on
This is not a joke. I like Hatsune Miku and listen to her music sometimes but she’s far from my main genre of choice. However, that all changes when I get on adderall. I take 20Mg XR and it’s been a consistent side effect that I genuinely just can almost NEVER not be thinking about hatsune miku. in class i’m reading wikipedia pages about her history. i’m looking at fanart. i’m thinking about her songs. i’m rewatching her music videos. i’m playing her games. i’m looking at merch. i’m looking at miku model kits.
I thought adderall would make me normal but i just cannot stop thinking about hatsune miku whenever i take it and it’s driving me insane. i didn’t used to outwardly wear miku merch but now i have keychains dangling from my bag and keys. She cannot leave my mind
Due to some reason, I have to pretend to be my cool classmate Kaoruko's boyfriend. Just like a couple would have it, we go to the bathroom together and sleep together too! Wait, you can't be serious!? And I fuck her inside shortly afterwards!! I can even choose whether to ejaculate inside or outside!!Move and talk! It's a popular mobile short adventure game for PC and android!!
how many of you are a stinky hikki neet that with his entirely neet femininity pee in bottle in his comfy hoarded neet nest?
when I was like 5 or 6 my parents took me to the park and surprised me to like, "blue day" and they made me ham sandwiches with blue mayo and there was blue milk and I forget what else
I'm high as fuj and nobody regular is on this comment section Yikes I smell uhhh Mental Disease
Listen I'm approaching middle age and "as of late" means any time in the last decade. Like when I say "the other day" and really mean six months ago.
This does not surprise me at all. The world would be a much better place if the leftists downvoting this weren't allowed to vote.
i miss trolling people in an mmo and receiving a message like 'you r a sickning human being' and remembering it for the rest of my life
Bought myself a nice bottle of wine for Lizzo's birthday. Probably gonna hit the club later to celebrate. Might even cheat on my girl too
Every touhou girl is completely un voice trained and sounds clocky as hell because they don’t have to perform cisness. Marisa sounds like the girl you met on grindr whos trying to tell you about robotripping
his passing is conclusive evidence that people can literally die of cringe
Bro dropped one of the hardest beats ever and dipped to go snort worms 🥶
we should hungarianise english swearing. lets start saying what the cock.
I still have this flashback from when I dated a serious alcoholic for only two weeks.
One of the last nights, he came into my apartment, walked straight to my fridge without even saying anything or taking his shoes off, and huffed from a can of whipped cream he knew I had because I had sent him pictures of some strawberry shortcake I'd made.
Literally nothing can prepare you for dating an alcoholic, I don't care how empathetic or worldly or experienced with alcholics you are. Nothing can fucking prepare you.
In the old days, gay meant merry, cheerful, happy... no wonder that the word became attached to men who have little to do with women.
i wanna be forced to go through a dungeon in really skimpy and embarrassing rogues "armor" that makes me look like a slut and i claim its just for the stat bonuses to my party but they dont believe me. and they ogle me and secretly think about me in degrading sexual contexts when im backstabbing monsters and my tits bounce around ^_^
who doesn’t want pink glittery poop? makes shitting so much cuter
who lays eggs in a girl & don't even buy her lunch
Free will motherfucker. If God prevented people from being evil, you faggots would just bitch about God not letting you have the freedom to be the shitty, evil people that you are.
So, aside from how weird this looks, it’s not uncommon to use steam or hot water to rehydrate butterflies for pinning, I wouldn’t say boiling them is exactly the greatest method for this since butterfly wings can’t handle the heat that well, but I mean if they’re particularly dry I wouldn’t exactly be super surprised to see them placed in hot or warm water to soften up for a little bit, but putting this many in a pot seems inefficient and will likely damage the butterflies when he eventually tries to take them all out
2/5 scored and 1.5/5 reviewed
I think you're aware of the lack of effort in this, at least you should be. The lack of actual plot is staggering, it's like what? 3 sentences and 1 sentence on a loops until it's indiscernible from English? The joke wasn't exactly funny either, I mean, where's the material coming from? "Ok, so the scene opens with shaggy telling Scooby has a finger up his ass and then Scooby continuously repeats the line in his usually hard to understand tone of voice and then Shaggy says 'like, fuck this, and tweens out"
No effort on the joke, no effort in the script. The character design was good, granted, as per your other work, I was expecting this to suck much less than it really and honestly does. I don't know, perhaps this seemed much funnier to you as you wrote it, like a "had to be there" joke, and if you personally enjoy it than fine, but it really doesn't stick with me personally at all. (but hey, at least you got all the kiddos thinking it's super funny, there's that, then again, anything to do with naughty parts they find hilarious, go figure?)
I hope to see some higher caliber work from someone I know is more talented than this in the jokes department, until then.
it’s amazing how bad coffee shops can be sometimes. my coworker got a “horchata latte” and reported that it tasted like beans.
i didn’t believe her. but i tried it and not only does it taste like beans — it has notes of fish
UPDATE: it was never a horchata latte all along it was some sort of japanese tea latte called “houchija”…
Beautiful illustration, endlessly creative world, fascinating mystery, author’s a pedophile. One of those is a dealbreaker for me, I’m sorry.