I'M A COMPUTER [10] (87)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL : 1993-09-5575 08:51

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38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 08:20

Check out Dexter Douglas, nerd computer ace
When surfing on the internet, he was zapped to cyberspace
He turned into the Freakazoid, strong as he could be
He drives the villains crazy
Cuz he's a lunatic!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 18:51

When I run my code through C compiler
A screen of errors come to me
It really gets me saying
"I hate C!"
And when there's something wrong with pointers

  • core dump it is gonna be

Core dumps make me yelling
"I hate C!"

I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
Is Perl the word of wisdom?
I hate C

When the size of array is exceeded
owerflow it's certainly
It's crashing and I'm shouting
"I hate C!"
Weak typecast and poor string handling
is a thing which's bugging me -
What would be my statement?
"I hate C!"

I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
Will Java be the answer?
I hate C
I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
Fortran's good for science
I hate C

(solo)

I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
Though Pascal's dead as doornail
I hate C

When the deadline of the project's closing
I really wanna say *argv[ ]!
Fight is is never ending
I hate C
Now code compiles, but is it buggy?
I don't know, but soon we'll see
flaky it's for certain
I hate C

I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
Should I switch to VB?
I hate C
I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
C++ is better,
I hate C
I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -

  • At least it's not Assembler,

I hate C

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 18:24

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41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 19:28

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42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:04

I'm a computer, stop calling me a panda, dqn.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 07:10

http://sharebee.com/eaf30de1

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 09:31

I'M A PC
SON OF A BITCH MACINTOSH
MACINTOSH IS PIG
DO YOU WANT GARAGE BAND?
DO YOU WANT EASE OF USE?
MACINTOSH IS PIG DISGUSTING
STEVE JOBS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING MACINTOSH

45 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5772 03:33

>>44
THIS IS TRUE

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5772 04:20

>etou

this is not a good thread why did you bump it

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 23:29

Why don't you loosen up my buttons?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 00:11

divide by zero

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 00:23

BUZZ CLICK

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 02:41

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6268 02:23

DOWNLOAD ALL THE STOPPIN'

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6268 11:59

>>47
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on you (on you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)

You've been saying all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6366 04:31

IBM, we all BM

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 16:26

BEEP

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 16:50

>>54
DELETING ALL ANIMES...

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 16:41

WARNING: It appears that you are trying to type with boxing gloves on. If you continue, your typing may become incomprehensible or uninterpretable. Windows recommends the following course of action:

Type with mittens on

[ OK ] [Cancel]

57 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6599 10:47

Hello, COMPUTER? This is Bobby's mother. I was wondering if you could shut down for a bit. Bobby's not playing outside at all anymore and I'm worried.

58 Name: Bobby : 1993-09-6599 11:06

Shii I do not like you very much sometimes

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 12:17

HELLO BOBBY WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME Y/N

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 17:48

BEEEEEEEEEEEP. BEEP BEEP BEEP.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 19:24

WARNING: Excessive beeping detected in C:/Users/DQN/Desktop/I'M A COMPUTER [10]/60

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 16:20

+++ 376501 OUT OF CHEESE ERROR STOP +++

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 17:54

COMPUTER! I DEMAND YOU TO REBOOT YOURSELF!!

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 18:33

[ ´ɯ`] No. Beep boop.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 20:24

IDLE 2.6.4

>>> [ ´ɯ`] No. Beep boop.

Unsupported characters in input

>>> "Beep boop"

'Beep boop'

>>> Beep boop

SyntaxError: invalid syntax

>>> Beep

Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<pyshell#4>", line 1, in <module>

Beep

NameError: name 'Beep' is not defined

>>>

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 08:46

NullPointerException!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 12:59

　 （　・∀・）　　　|　|　GA!
　と　　　　）　 　 |　|
　　 Ｙ　/ノ　　　 人
　　　 /　）　 　 < 　>__Λ∩
　 ＿/し'　／／. Ｖ｀Д´）/ ←>>66
　（＿フ彡　　　　　 　　/

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:39

Computer, jerk me.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:49

TOP ALL THE CLOWNROADING

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:32

Betty Boop is a super computer.

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 15:25

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72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 15:25


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　　|┌――┐||f==i|　　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　| |　ﾟДﾟ　| || i=i |　　＜　　Yo! Master! There is a virus here need help!
　　| i―――i ||｀￣|　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　｀二>=<二´|､ﾟ /|
　￣二二二二 ￣ヽ￣
　 / 田田 日::;ヽσ´
　 ｀￣￣￣￣´

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 19:38

Computer, I command you, calculate the root of all problems!

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 19:50

π

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 20:12

[ ´ɯ`] The root of all problems is >>73.

[ ´ɯ`] Beep boop.

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 21:18

>>73
i am the problem, but the square root of i is imaginary

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9012 19:48

The square root of i is -1.

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9012 20:47

>>77
well i is imaginary
so technically the square root of i is also imaginary

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9012 22:15

I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

80 Name: Cirno : 1993-09-9012 22:24

I am the strongest!

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9013 02:05

Stop downloading anytime!

82 This post sucked.

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9248 13:06

I'M A COMPUTERY GUY
EVERYTHING MADE OUT
OF BUTTONS AND WIRES

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9248 13:11

Also the square root of i is sqrt(1/2)*(1 + i)

85 Name: test : 1993-09-9289 16:57

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　　|┌――┐||f==i|　　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　| |　ﾟДﾟ　| || i=i |　　＜　　Yo! Master! There is a virus here need help!
　　| i―――i ||｀￣|　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　｀二>=<二´|､ﾟ /|
　￣二二二二 ￣ヽ￣
　 / 田田 日::;ヽσ´

86 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 13:18

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN

87 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11552 12:06

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