01010011 01010100 01001111 01010000 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000100 01001111 01010111 01001110 01001100 01001111 01000001 01000100 01001001 01001110 00100111 11101111 10111111 10111101
FATAL ERROR: User not 0x53XY enough.
sudo apt-get install ubuntu
>>3
bash: You are already using Ubuntu.
Recommended fix:
*** Uninstall Ubuntu
*** Download the latest version of Ubuntu from ubuntu.com or do "apt-get install ubuntu".
HOLD SHIFT FOR FOCUSSED MOVEMENT
I AM A FRENCH COMPUTER AND I SURRENDER
squeeks@ubanto# apt-get pantsu
E: Invalid operation pantsu
squeeks@ubanto#
squeeks@ubanto# apt-install pantsu
bash: apt-install: command not found
squeeks@ubanto# apt-get pantsu please
E: Invalid operation pantsu
squeeks@ubanto# sudo apt-get pantsu
[sudo] password for squeeks: pantsu
Sorry, try again.
[sudo] password for squeeks: root
Sorry, try again.
[sudo] password for squeeks: ^C
sudo: pam_authenticate: Conversation error
squeeks@ubanto# man pantsu
No manual entry for pantsu
404 MITTENS NOT FOUND DDDD:
// yeesh
// yeesh
// yeesh
// yeesh
// yeesh
// yeesh
// yeesh
// yeesh
c:\print_me_out_a_millions_dollar_bills.exe
Wrong verification code entered.
Return
BEEP
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING!
var I_swear_she_said_she_was_eighteen = Math.floor(Math.random()*etc+1);.
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BEEP
ξ・∀・） <(Nurupo!)
C:\>deltree Windows
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Enter today's date (m-d-y): 9-24-1993
The IBM Personal Computer DOS
Version 1.00 (C)Copyright IBM Corp 1981
A>_
The Win 16 Subsystem has insufficient resources to continue running. Click on OK, close your applications, and restart your computer.
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beep
Beep loaded.
c:/ squeeksemail.exe
A-checkin da e-mail
You Have Gained 92.88 MB For Seeding 18.58 Hours
STOP THE DOWNLOADAN
Are you sure you want to delete this shortcut?
ARE YOU DOUBLE DOG SURE ABOUT THAT?
BLEEP
Dear SqueeksComputer,
Hey... It's me, Vista. I have something to tell you. I... I couldn't save that document you were writing. Something came over me and.. and... I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! I'll never do it again I swear! I love you! I don't want this to end!!! From now on I'll be the best operating system you could ever ask for! Just give me another chance, I know I can make it right!
[OK] [Cancel]
$wget http://mirrors.kernel.org/gnu/wget/wget-1.11.tar.gz
bash: wget: command not found
# rm -rf /
^C^C^C^C^C
# ls
cries
a trip to an overweight bearded friend's house later
$ wget http://gcc.releasenotes.org/snapshots/4.4-20090213/gcc-4.4-20090213.tar.bz2
a few hours of 56k modem noises later
$ make
bash: gcc: command not found
Repairing permissions for “Macintosh HD” Reading permissions database. Reading the permissions database can take several minutes.
Permissions differ on "private/var/log/secure.log", should be -rw------- , they are -rw-r----- .Warning: SUID file "System/Library/Filesystems/AppleShare/afpLoad" has been modified and will not be repaired.Warning: SUID file "usr/bin/setregion" has been modified and will not be repaired.Warning: SUID file "System/Library/PrivateFrameworks/Install.framework/Versions/A/Resources/runner" has been modified and will not be repaired.Warning: SUID file "System/Library/Printers/IOMs/LPRIOM.plugin/Contents/MacOS/LPRIOMHelper" has been modified and will not be 'repaired.Group differs on "private/etc/cups", should be 0, group is 26.Permissions differ on "private/var/spool/cups/cache/rss", should be drwxr-xr-x , they are drwxrwxr-x .
Permissions repair complete
beep
Flagrant System Error
Computer over.
Virus = very yes.
5951 files
2456 seconds
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