[Contentless] Post your current thought [Thinking] [Personal] [Part ➅] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 11:23

Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378

I hope nobody minds that I cleaned up the title a little bit.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 11:34

THERE IS ONE REPLY LEFT IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD
CODE RED TANGO VIXEN
RELEASE EMERGENCY MITTENS !!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 16:47

Oh I do mind, >>1-san.

I mind.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 17:14

Why do the threads close at 999? Would it not be much cooler for it to end at 1000?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 17:34

I'm very sorry, >>3-sama. It won't happen again. Unless you're making a joke about me dropping the [Brains] tag, in which case never mind.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 18:04

>>4
That's exactly why, to avoid a rush for the >>1000GET. Of course, people still fight over >>999, but arguably less so.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 21:17

Well, that went unreasonably well.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 21:38

program Consciousness;
begin
WriteLn('I am a computer program.');
end.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 23:21

Wikipedia is a shrine maiden. Who'd've guessed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wikipe-tan_Miko.png

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 23:45

When we reach [Part H], will we hear from Cirno?

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 23:58

>>10
We had better. Otherwise, what's the point?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 00:25

>>10
September might have ended by then.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 01:29

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 03:20

>>13
Yeah; who still uses a ThinkPad these days?

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 14:38

I am incredibly bad at recognising my own emotions.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 15:30

>>15
This. My brain is very "meta" and I constantly try to outguess myself. It's very silly.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 15:35

>>15,16
I long ago analyzed my emotions to the point where I can control them and feel very vexed at the slightest disturbance.

18 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6789 19:12

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 20:09

>>18
What kind of tea is that? I can't make out the characters on the tin, apart from what I presume is 中国.

20 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6789 21:43

>>18
Are you raising a family of Eevees? I hope you are doing this!

21 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6789 23:29

>>18
I think it's Black Leichee Tea. I found it in a Asian food market.
Also good for you for knowing Chinese. I wish I was not so lazy that I don't bother to learn other languages.
>>20
No. It's a Magnemite named Polarity.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 05:47

RIGHT NOW?

i'm thinking about what will happen if i put this here:

https://www.xkcd.com/1037/

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 09:17

>>22
ttp://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/reviews.png

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 12:20

If cooked spaghetti were to begin pouring out of my pockets, would it be more appropriate to post about it here or in /food/ ?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 14:13

>>24
Isn't that synonymous with social anxiety? I think you should post in one of these three places, if at all. And you probably shouldn't.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 17:25

If Omegle has taught me anything about foreign culture, it's that Indians really respect a person who knows about mathematics and engineering. And to them, apparently, I am "Mr. Perfect" because I am also proficient in several instruments and can solve a Rubik's Cube in less than a minute.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 18:20

>>26
How do they know you can do all that? Bragging is rude.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 19:31

>>27
Well, I was on camera.

29 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6790 19:53

>>28
You should marry a beautiful Indian woman with a doctorate degree and a rich family. They usually post personal ads in Indian newspapers.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 23:16

Having just an extra 30 minutes in the morning makes a big difference.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 23:30

Damn. Still not sleepy even after sex. I need to be up in five hours.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 00:42

what do if Like a Girl on IR?

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 00:59

>>32
I cannot understand this post at all. "Like" is capitalised yet "what" is not, and the only IR I know of is infra-red. I suppose it's supposed to say "What should I do if I like a girl on IR?" or something like that.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 01:08

what do if Like a Girl on Iridium?
what do if Like a Girl on International Relations?
what do if Like a Girl on Illinois Railway?
what do if Like a Girl on Ingersoll Rand?
what do if Like a Girl on Islamic Relief?
what do if Like a Girl on Insulin Resistance?
what do if Like a Girl on Interventional Radiology?
what do if Like a Girl on Institutional Research?
what do if Like a Girl on Impulse Response?
what do if Like a Girl on Information Retrieval?
what do if Like a Girl on Interest Rate?
what do if Like a Girl on Integrated Resort?
what do if Like a Girl on Infrared Radiation?

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 01:55

Did Shii invent Moe-tan?

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 09:48

I would love to see a playthrough of "Facade" by a professional marriage counselor.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 11:31

Perfect music to twitch to by candlelight.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 11:47

彼女がとってもとってもたくさん大好き~
しかし。。。彼女は日本にある。。。

I am sad :<

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 12:58

>>38
And for your crimes against the Japanese language, you should feel bad. Are you a necrophiliac, or is your beloved an inaqnimate object? If not, ある should be replaced by いる. Also, たくさん is only used with discretely quantifiable things. I am not aware of any such scale for infatuation. Lastly, if your first line was meant to form a complete sentence, it's missing a だ after 大好き.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 13:11

>>39
No, I'm not a necrophiliac. And thank you for the corrections.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 13:46

>>38
俺も悲しく、なぜなら俺は日本にいるのに彼女は日本人なのに切なく日本にいない。

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 14:24

>>38,41
そうですか?でも、俺の嚊はこの次元でいないぞ。
ええ、待って;彼女は幽霊ですから、「ある」であるべきですか?
私はネクロフィリアクですか?

(Apologies for inevitable mistakes. Corrections are welcome.)

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 16:01

I wish textboards were more popular. Even outside of the Wapanese crowd.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 17:08

>>43
Really? Why?

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 21:13

play internet on easy mode

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 21:50

Thanks for posting my info on /jp/, our newest member of /dqn/!

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 22:26

>>43
In all honesty, I think the Wapanese crowd is cool. At least, some of 'em. Not the Kawaii Morning type, but Japanese learners like in this thread and people who are truly fascinated by Japan. However, that's all nonsense. I wish anonymous texboards would take off here as well. Imagine if 4-ch got as much traffic as 2ch. That'd be great. I don't understand why textboards and even internet anonymity aren't popular in the US. Maybe Americans are too individualistic?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 22:37

only cure is let go! Jump!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 23:04

>>47

> Imagine if 4-ch got as much traffic as 2ch. That'd be great. I don't understand why textboards and even internet anonymity aren't popular in the US. Maybe Americans are too individualistic?

Yeah, that's what I mean. The framework is all there. Hell, the websites are already there. I have no problem with ordinary people coming to 4-ch as long as they don't act like idiots. It happens already on the Personal boards.
My only reservation would be if 4-ch turned into 4chan, and the signal-to-noise ratio decreased as it became too "normal" and mainstream. Part of 4-ch's charm at the moment is that it's slow, but the posts are generally entertaining.

50 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6791 23:54

>>47
I feel the same. I like the regular fans of anime and manga and video games, and those interested in Asian or Japanese culture. And to be perfectly frank, such people are smarter than the average American. Or at least that is my experience.
One of the reasons you-know-what-imageboard went to crap is because of the difference in the mind set of Amercian 'net users and Japanese 'net users.
As you probably know the Japanese have a very very strong group, or herd, mindset. And for reasons unknown to me they also already have the idea of keeping separate their cyber-space life from their meat-space life. This is part of why Facebook -a site all about the individual/yourself and where you are forced to use your real legal name- is not cracking the Japanese market and why Twitter -a site about the trending topics/mass discussion and where you can make up any identity you want- is pretty popular.
When a Japanese person sees an Internet community of some sort, they think "How can I become a part of this? How can I add to this?" Which of course forms a better community no matter what!
But, when an American, or a westerner in general, sees some sort of Internet community they think "How can I make this about me? What can I take from this?" Sub-consciously or otherwise. In my honest opinon that the majority of my generations minds have been tainted with narcissism.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/mar/17/facebook-dark-side-study-aggressive-narcissism?INTCMP=SRCH
Of course here I am posting this with a tripcode. Guess I'm one of them. Even if the vast majority of the time I post anonymously. But then what makes me want to use a tripcode that 1% of the time I'm not posting anonymously?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 00:00

Some people like to bake a honey coiled ham
Some people like to roast a leg of lamb
Some people have a complicated go-to man

WE'LL ALL BE MILKING GOATS IN THE EEEEEEEEEND!

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 00:58

I have seen grey!C.MxxuCiTo post a few times now. I generally forget names and tripcodes, but he has caught my attention.
Is he one of the people I am supposed to (or going to) hate? He seems okay so far.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 02:49

>>49
I understand your worry. Even if that happens, there will always be small citadels of quality posting and entertainment. I wonder if 2ch faces the same problem. But there's a definite upside to increased traffic.

>>50
I think you pretty much hit the nail on the head. I've always had a little disdain for Facebook, and reading that article justifies my feelings even more.

I'm afraid that sites like this will die out, but maybe there will be a golden age of western text boards soon.

> Even if the vast majority of the time I post anonymously. But then what makes me want to use a tripcode that 1% of the time I'm not posting anonymously?

I never thought that trip users might use tripcodes sparingly. Huh.

>>52
He's okay. I don't know this for a fact, but I think there are only two trips posting on 4-ch right now.

54 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6792 04:41

>>53
By problem do you mean the increased traffic or retarded users?
Now I don't/can't read Japanese so I cannot say for *sure* but I do not think that 2ch faces the same problem. Or at least not nearly as much so. It comes back to the "How can I become a part of this? How can I add to this?" thing in place of "How can I make this about me? What can I take from this?".
2ch is *huge.* And because of that Japanese herd mindset new users see what's already there try to conform to it and become apart of the greater whole. Which is sadly, the inverse of what happens in most of the western Internet.

However, I know they did have a similar problem to us in years past with corporations attempting to monetize their AA characters and memes with t-shirts, plusies, stickers, toys, and lots of other stuff. I also know that 2ch started a campaign against it. I think they called it the "Save Our Monar" campaign. What I don't know is what level of success they had. But if it was anything like their past escapades then I'll guess it was favorable.



55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 05:30

>>50,54
You make some good points, and I agree with the gist of what you're saying. I, too, wish for an internet where people focus on the community rather than the individual. That's why I love places like DQN.

However, I think your idealization of the Japanese internet isn't quite true. (Keep in mind that the following is based on personal experience, not concrete data.) I've found the average Japanese internet user to be as guilty of individualism as their western counterparts. Japanese know of 2-ch, but most people I meet use it rarely, favoring more personal sites. Mixi, twitter and personal blogs are very popular, and Facebook is rapidly gaining ground as well.

And then I've found that even 2-ch itself is not really the magical heaven of quality that we sometimes to make it out to be. They have plenty of stupid posters, elitists and spammers, just like the western internet.

In short, I think the concept behind 2-ch is noble and wonderful, but nothing is perfect in practice. Wherever you go, you will have to do some sifting to get the quality. The most we can do is keep trying to make entertaining posts, and hope other users follow suit.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 09:59

>>54
I think it had some success but it's an uphill battle. I still saw a ton of 2-ch character paraphernalia wherever I went in big cities in Japan, and I doubt they asked permission or donate the money to 2-ch's servers.

57 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6792 15:37

>>55

>Mixi, twitter and personal blogs are very popular, and Facebook is rapidly gaining ground as well.
>Facebook is rapidly gaining ground as well.

Aw crap.
>>56

>and I doubt they asked permission or donate the money to 2-ch's servers.

Oh! That's painfully obvious. And actually sounds like a good idea. Hunh.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 16:08

Remember, kids. You can't spell "W W W" without "w."

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 16:59

>>47 Maybe Americans are too individualistic?

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Individualism! Individualism!
 ⊂彡

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 17:02

Posting in [Chat] Reveal your poor knowledge of the mainstream internet culture and mislead others into believing you [Thinking] [Personal] serious and polite discussion thread.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 18:00

Hello, this is Espeon. I just watched S2E01 of Futurama again. I think I should post with my tripcode less often, like I did when I was young and foolish. Nowadays, all this fuss over individualism makes me look insensitive and slightly impolite.

You'll be able to recognize my wise and bitter posts anyway.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 18:22

>>61

>wise and bitter

narcissistic and silly*

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 18:43

>>62
This lol

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 20:11

I hope she doesn't actually kill herself.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 20:23

On a related note, does anybody have any tips for talking someone out of suicide?

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 20:35

>>65
If you have a means of heading to their home, I would recommend giving them immediate company. Otherwise you might successfully imbue them with the perspective of how insignificant their problems might be compared to worldly issues at hand. If they are feeling particularly isolated and alone, reassure them that you care for them and would be devastated to see them go - for example: If they say "nobody cares about me", the proper response is "I care about you". Sometimes, if you have experienced their sort of trauma, you can empathise with them and thus create a feeling of shared misfortune. This serves to lighten their burden significantly.

I know a lot of very depressed people.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 20:39

>>62
Joke's on you.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 20:40

>>67
Nice.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 20:58

>>64
I'm going to do it to upset the rest of you!

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 21:02

>>66
Thank you for your advice, it proved quite helpful. Mercifully, all has been resolved (for now at least).

>>69
Please don't joke about these things. It isn't nice.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 21:12

I am going outside now.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 21:19

You guys should post on /manga/ more!

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 21:29

large dong

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 22:19

>>66
Here's some insight from someone who's suicidal at the moment (I'm getting help, no worries), the advice about noting the person's insignificance would have an opposite effect, because it's the meaningless of life that's currently troubling me. Be sure to know about the person's troubles before giving them advice.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 22:35

>>74
I suspected as much, to be honest. Good to know you're getting help as well. It'd be a great shame to lose a fellow dokyun.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 22:35

>>74
Huh, you too?

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 23:28

/dqn/ is turning into /personal/...
ヾ( ゚Д゚)ノ RELEASE THE EMERGENCY MITTENS!

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 23:44

>>77
Ah hell, there's a gear stuck somewhere. Give me a minute...

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 23:45

This photo helped me a lot: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Pale_Blue_Dot.png

I believe that understanding of the insignificance of everything and the nothingness of death are two major milestones in personal philosophy. Don't let religious nonsense about afterlife, reincarnation, etc get you there.

The first one reveals how ridiculous are people, lets you poke fun at them and improves the mood in general. The latter one gives you an ability to judge whenever the life sucks big enough to be done with it.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 23:48

>>77
DQN was and is everything.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 00:52

>>80
DQN was her?

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 02:19

>>81

DQN is the color of her hair. DQN is a refreshing breeze and the rustling of leaves. DQN is a sweet smile from an old lady. DQN is a fansub group taking up the series you want to watch. DQN is your VC being relevant and making you smile. DQN is drinking a warm cup of hot chocolate with mittens on, watching the snow fall outside.

And when you finally find DQN, you'll be at rest.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 05:51

>>82
DQN is how much I love you right now.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 10:10

>>80
DQN WAS PHONE.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 10:22

I think that I experienced a panic attack in class today. We watched a video about crystal meth when it happened. For some reason, I've always just felt funny when the topic of drugs comes up. Anyway, what happened was they were showing some houses of meth addicts, interviews with their kids, that kind of thing. I start feeling weird. A bit dizzy, a bit sick to my stomach. I start to sweat and feel hot. My pulse begins to slow down, and I get dizzy. My vision fades out to white and I wonder if I'm dying. My world feels like it's came to a stop, and I just get hotter and hotter as I worry that people are staring at me. (My head is down on my desk at this point.) I'm not sure how long the whole experience lasted, but it couldn't have been more than five minutes, and it was very, very, awful.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 12:43

I wish that somewhere out there in this wide world there was a hot girl with a fetish for a boy that likes drunkenly eating a baguette erotically in bed while half-heartedly watching youtube videos.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 14:13

I haven't seen anyone post "It carries out and is w" in a while.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 15:55

God damn it, I bet I had the Zeppelin key with me the entire time.

89 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6793 18:26

>>82
That's beautiful.
>>85
I'm sorry. I've been in the car when my mom had a panic attack. I've never had one myself so I can't say I know what it's like, but I know its hard on people. It think can be proud of yourself for getting through it.
>>79
That photo is from the Cassini space probe, right? I'm not sure.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 19:43

>>89
Voyager 1.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 00:05

Voyagers are so far away...

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 01:37

I am in so much pain right now hooooooly fuck my spine.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 01:39

>>92
That sounds more like something you should be telling to a 911 call than to DQN...

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 02:31

>>92
Ice it within the first forty-eight hours and then you can apply heat. Don't lay down for too long (except for sleeping). Apply ten oz. Tanasinn

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 05:24

>>85
P. much exactly my reaction to blood. Anatomy class was... interesting, to say the least. (Actually, only because we viewed this classic, complete with projector and all.)

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 09:38

Almost all the posts on DQN happen when I'm asleep...

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 09:48

Anthropology and ancient history are such enlightening topics to pursue after one has dwelled intellectually upon modern conceptions of life, death and the nature of the universe. Feeling a sense of empathy with tribes and civilisations of millennia past I am struck not only with the inevitability of our humanity, but an anticipation for the possible accomplishments we have yet to achieve.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 09:53

I really want to make a shitty response after what >>97 just said

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 12:18

>>97
butts

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 15:57

No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.

SHUT
THE FUCK
UP

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING WORD

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 16:54

>>95
1) do google search for YouTube ID so as not to watch video
2) NOPE

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 18:50

>>94 Thank you.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 01:03

I am not a billionaire.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 02:12

If I was a billionaire, I'd feel exactly the same and be doing all the same stuff, just in a slightly bigger room.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 02:36

> put DICK in GAYNUS

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 03:00

>>105
So that's how you deal with grues!

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 04:50

My head, oh lord, my head...

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 05:24

Egh, a spring broke in my mattress. Now it's poking me in the ass and tearing a hole in my pants.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 07:27

>>106
PROTIP: To add insult to injury, wear a fluorescent condom for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 09:38

bing sucks.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 10:58

maybe alcohol isn't such a good hobby after all.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 14:08

>>106
The hard part is solving the puzzle that lets you get the Cheney statue in the first place.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 16:30

Well, damn. No new mail. I guess I'm fresh out of excuses for not cleaning my room once again.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 18:01

DQN, have you read your Remembering the Kanji today?

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 18:05

>>114
No. However, I read my Sherlock Holmes. Have you?

116 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6795 19:27

>>114
No. However I read my American Sign Language. Have you?

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:40

I don't think I can identify myself as human any more.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:52

>>115
Maybe after Moby Dick. Speaking of, I've barely made a dent in it so far, but something about Ishmael's relationship with Quequeeg strikes me as weird. A different time, I guess.

>>116
No, but that might not be a bad idea. It might be rare, but I imagine it's worth it when you run into somebody who knows it.

>>117
Then you already have standards higher than most for identifying a human, unless you're just a trained monkey typist. In that case you got a little ahead of yourself... but really, what makes you say that?

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 22:11

I wonder how she will respond.

>>118
I like Moby Dick.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 22:39

>>119
I like dick.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 06:02

I have the annoying version of ADD where I remember everything I'd read before I was distracted, and thus experience no impediment to learning, yet nonetheless find it cumbersome to continue my studies.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 07:36

I am no longer hungry.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 08:30

Making my buzzed friend think up one-liners for the CSI thread is fun.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 11:56

I hope >>128 says "27 GET!" or something like that.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 12:34

>>125
21+22+23+24+25+26 GET <3

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 12:38

8-bit integer get!

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 13:45

(unsigned char) -1 GET.
  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Undefined behaviour! Undefined behaviour!
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129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 13:48

Sorry, I actually meant (unsigned char) -128.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 19:23

Nausea~

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 21:26

I was just trying to remember what the number 131 reminded me of. Turns out it was Iodine-131.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 22:57

That was DISGUSTING. I am glad my friend gave me a change of clothes.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 23:01

I'm picturing >>132 getting a hot load of semen sprayed in his face right now.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 00:16

>>133
Actually I was helping a friend clean a bunch poop off his cat. I only wish I was that gay.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 06:53

For all that I disliked the Harry Potter fandom as a teenager, I'm glad the actual stories (and a good deal of fan-fiction for that matter) were genuinely entertaining works of literature. Growing up, it's distressing to see kids these days with their Twilights, Hunger Games, Homestucks and whatnot, who might never know the meaning of good fiction.

Also, what other fandom has created something as amazing as AVPM? That's right; none.

vc: lame

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 07:46

>>135
I think the works you mentioned have about equal narrative quality. You are probably looking through a nostalgia filter.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 07:57

>>136
Probably. Harry Potter was good thought, right?

...right?

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 14:19

>>137
I thought it was average, at best. It's a lot better than Twilight though, that's for sure.

139 Name: mailto:sage : 1993-09-6798 08:22

I love German!

Kätzcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen~

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6798 08:58

/dqn/ has been awfully rude lately.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6798 09:58

It's better to be alone than to degrade yourself for the sake of a woman.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6798 10:03

Two years ago I went to Japan for a week and gave my email address to some manga cafe in Ueno where I spent the night, in exchange for cheaper hourly rates. Today they sent me their first email newsletter. Talk about a blast from the past.

143 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6798 20:27

Most of the music from SXSW is not very good. But what little there is good is delightful.
>>142
I wonder what took them so long.

144 Name: mailto:sage : 1993-09-6799 07:47

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 12:21

>>144
I'm of the bitter camp that hates geek/otaku clothing, but that's so cute. I want it!

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 12:35

>>144
That is frightening.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 14:54

I just found an old telecom business newspaper from 2001. It predicts the phone network will collapse if ISPs ever stop charging customers for bandwidth by the minute.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 20:07

Mayans? What?

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 13:57

Holy shit how is it even possible to procrastinate this much

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 14:22

Have one-night-stand with girl from coffee shop who freaks out and runs away before we fall asleep because she can't find her meds: Check.

Ugh, what the hell.

151 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6800 18:52

>>147
Hahaha!
>>150
Wow. Well at least she did not forget them and wake up with you the morning all crazy. Right?

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 19:09

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 19:32

>>151
True. I'm more bothered however that in the few short years I've gone from being a closet otaku to a socialite I have experienced more sexual encounters and substance abuse than I ever imagined. I just want to be a quiet nerd again.

154 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6800 19:39

>>153
In your place I would not be worried about any of that but the drugs, but I'm biased.
I've definitely come a long way too. However right now I am stumped as to how to spark conversation with waitress who is being more that usually nice to me.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 20:29

>>154
You might want to pick a time when it won't be too busy and order something small with coffee so she has to come back for refills. More chances to talk. Whatever you'd like to talk about you ought to think about in the intervening periods.

156 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6800 20:38

>>155
( ・-・) The waitresses here don't bring refills...

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 20:54

>>153
Oh god, this happened to me. A lot of the time I was out clubbing or at a party or something, I would just think, "I could be at home playing cheesy VNs and watching 80s anime right now. Remember those days? They were fun."
Now I'm in that position again and I kind of want to go back to being a buzzing socialite. I guess there's just no pleasing myself.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 22:23

>>153,157
Grass is always greener, eh? I, too, went through a brief period where I surprised myself with my own promiscuity. I realized that such a life can be fun at times, but is not really what I want. Now I'm back to being a mostly quiet nerd with a steady girlfriend that sometimes turns social again on the weekends.

It's good to have many various experiences for the sake of comparison. Just enjoy it while it lasts, you'll strike a balance eventually.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 22:57

DQN: Losers gone wild

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 23:04

>>159
Haha, right?

>>154,157,158
Thanks for the responses guys.

161 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6801 00:16

Somebody take http://4-ch.net/dqn/ and input it into http://www.wordle.net/create it's not working in my browser for some reason.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 01:17

>>161
I did this a while ago, probably posted in an older incarnation of this thread. You can't do it automatically because the RSS feed here isn't formatted properly or something. I did it by manually copying all the text, stripping out all the post numbers and names and such. It's kind of a pain.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 09:11

The secret is to stop thinking and simply enjoy whatever situation you're in. Look at life like one big moment, you know?

I guess what I'm trying to say is...

Take it easy!

164 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6801 18:52

>>162
Aww. I got excited last night when I thought using the actual html file http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/l50.html would work, but it did not.
Squeaks~! Please fix the RSS.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 22:12

I suppose it's worth another fifty attempts, isn't it.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 23:21

On one hand I don't want to be involved in that autistic fest; on the other hand I feel left out.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 01:30

>>163
You're trying to say, "Don't think, feel and you'll be tanasinn..."

168 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6802 02:29

This college this is freaking me out. I have NO FREAKING IDEA what to choose for a major. I so scared. So scared

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 03:32

>>168
Asian Religions & Cultures

170 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6802 03:55

>>169
I wish. I'd really want to. But I can't really get a job with that. Not that I the college I can afford offers such a thing. Thank you, though.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 04:03

I can't wait for my pizza to get here, I'm hungry after making it to level 60 on my cleric today. I shall celebrate by decorating my house and surfing on a whale.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 12:19

I was about to say something like "a BLT is better when it's just BL" but then I remembered that BL means something else.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 15:29

>>168
Computer Science? Engineering? What about Nursing? If you're worried about the job market then you have tons of options to choose from.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 17:34

My first Lunatic 1cc! I'm so proud. I still think it was more luck than skill; PoFV is like that, really.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 18:07

My nose is still blocked, but at least my ear no longer aches.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 19:07

I really need to organize all this stuff I have to do today. I feel like doing everything all at once, but the four hours I have left to do all this is really not going to afford that.

177 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6802 19:46

I hope I can be a couple as cute and happy as them when I and my partner are that age.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 20:50

Enough.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 02:27

http://www.bard.edu/

holy shit this is a thing

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 02:46

Just a couple more weeks before the semester is over...

just... a couple more... weeks...

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 10:28

Root cake.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 11:31

>>164 you spelt squeeks wrong

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 15:31

>>182
He did it on purpose. He wanted to look cute!

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 19:57

I really hope I can fix this computer. FOOD IS ON THE LINE!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 21:08

>>184
I believe in you!

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 22:24

Why did a member of a racial stereotype fail to execute a simple task?

Because an exaggerated physical deformity typical of that racial stereotype prevented them.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 22:51

I really can't believe there is no Katawa Shoujo thread on the games board.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 08:47

>>187
Why don't you make one? I would post in it!

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 10:55

When I went to the doctor today and they needed a blood sample, it took the nurse four attempts to get even a single drop out of my slippery veins. Sometimes I really hate my body.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 13:23

"Some time around June" they say. I wonder.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 17:28

Is there an audiobook version of Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus? I'm too busy to waste any time on reading!

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 18:22

>>191
I could record a reading of my copy if you really want.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 20:33

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6805 17:55

Fucking Ravenholm.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6805 18:27

@http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326931957/381

I had to learn about that for a class recently. Now I don't remember why or for what class, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to be tested on it :|

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6805 20:38

There are actual branches of Rock music that I like. Neat.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6805 20:48

I was going to post something here, but now I can't remember what. I think it was to do with the blister on my foot. Yes, let's go with that. Um...

This blister on my foot is unpleasant but at least it doesn't hurt.

Yes, that'll do. I suppose I shall post it then.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 12:23

I'm lying about kittens. In Japanese.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 17:48

O bollocks.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 08:01

I just had an extremely vivid dream in which:

  1. DQN was an imageboard
  2. The world was coming to an end

Coincidence? I think not!

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 08:03

the only winning move is not to play

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 14:20

This week has been dreadful. I'm glad that it's over.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 21:15

COOOLLLLLLEEEEEGGGGGEEEE

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 22:06

Duct tape, cardboard, wood glue... let's see how long I can keep my classical acoustic guitar from exploding again.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 23:11

Writing a CV made me want to die.

Perhaps I'm better off as a NEET.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 00:04


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207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 00:23

My friend wanted me to get this old computer running. Turns out it's this big server thing and when I open it up I have no idea what the fuck I am looking at, I have no idea how a RAID works, and I can't install Linux on it because it won't go past the "press f1 to continue" screen.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 02:01

>>207

    ∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 04:18

What does it mean when you get an e-mail with the title "Old cock or a new one?" and you can't instantly decide whether or not it's spam?

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 10:44

Right after I swear off sexual gratification I suddenly become swamped by females. What is this.

211 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6808 14:40

I don't even know what's real anymore.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 16:27

Years ago, during high school, friend A pissed on friend B's car door handle and didn't tell him until days later, after B had been touching the wet handle (assuming it was anything but piss).

This made B really angry, so he devised a plan to get revenge.

See, A was a fearful Christian- he was afraid of hell, things like that. B was an atheist who had recently picked up a copy of the Satanic Bible. This gave him an idea- he went into the woods near his house and he, myself, and another friend all set up this creepy looking altar and pit with a pentagram dug into the dirt. We uprooted a tree stump to use as a pulpit.

B had planned on picking A up one night and telling him they were going to go hang out and smoke in the woods or something. Then he would bring him to the site where the rest of us involved would be waiting.

I was to be the Satanic priest, because everyone thought I would be able to best keep a straight face, reading a rite straight from the Satanic Bible (in the latter half of the book, I don't remember which in particular). The pentagram in the pit was supposed to be filled with gas and lit on fire, and we were going to pretend we were about to draw blood from A to finish the rite, and just before doing it we would reveal ourselves and B would tell him that they were even.

However, we got a little excited and had been talking about it in school after we had set up the spot in the forest. Some of our other Christian friends felt bad for A so they warned him beforehand, and the day we had planned to do it, when B called A and asked him to hang out, A said something to the effect of, "Oh, for the Satanic Ritual?"

I just remembered this while getting a drink from the kitchen.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 16:37

>>208
Yes. It does nothing.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 19:29

Remember the time when every major version of firefox lasted for at least a year?

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 19:32

HATRED
FRUSTRATION
DISCOMFORT

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 19:40

>>213
Post photos of what's inside!
You should make a bootable USB drive with Linux, set it as primary in boot options in BIOS on friend's PC, boot from it and install or do whatever people do in Lunix.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 20:16

FRUSTRATION
BO
VOID

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 21:19

"Go ahead and defibrillate yourself" is one of the most ridiculous lyrics I have ever heard.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 22:28

>>216
I tried that. There is not even an option an option to boot from a USB device in it's BIOS! What the hell? It's not that old. I'm going to have to tell him to burn Crunchbang to a CD and boot it that way. BUT OOPS HE BROKE THE CD DRIVE!

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 11:40

It's only a matter of time.

221 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6809 17:32

http://i.imgur.com/cZjZA.jpg

This picture reminds me that I still haven't finished main quest in Skyrim.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 19:47

Oh look, I'm twitching uncontrollably again.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 00:15

Is there a way to change my sleeping schedule quickly and effectively? I feel that I'm stuck in my life because I don't get enough sleep and go to bed very late at night.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 00:37

>>223 stay up all night one night and go to bed at a reasonable time the next night, that's what i do every now and then when my schedule starts to slide

also, i really need to take a shit but i can hear my flatmate and his girlfriend getting jiggy and i don't want to disturb them

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 00:46

fuck it they always disturb us when we're fucking, i went and made really loud groans and stuff

HHHHHNNNNGGGGG SPLOSH

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 09:30

ah, i'm in love!

>>225
the only person you embarrassed was yourself

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 10:16

...Surely come my way,
A hey, a hey-hey~

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 11:38

Just grand.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 12:46

>>226 That's okay, people who get embarrassed about things are silly

I think he does it on purpose, he can hear she's just about to come so he starts shredding on his guitar and singing

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 17:54

No, toes. That's not how we do things around here.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 20:21

Flabbergasted.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 01:26

so ~hurt~?

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 11:55

I wish I had that one which just has the word "Excitement" floating above their heads. I suppose it's a good excuse to reread the entire series though!

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 16:02

I have no reason to love her, but when our eyes meet in the dampened light across wisps of acrid smoke I notice how beautiful she really is. Also we share the same group, so we hang out together nearly every night. Enrapture proportional to exposure, I suppose.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 18:55

Do your IOP work already goddamnit.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 19:03

>>235
Dammit L_____, you got me.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 20:14

>>236
Shut up, Andrew.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 20:25

>>236, >>237
You are making me miss Espeon.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 10:24

Life is wonderful again.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 14:04

Fire Emblem V is like an abusive husband that I cannot help but love

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 14:18

Fantasising about removing one's spine, polishing the individual vertebrae and using them as ornaments.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 15:47

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

Yeah, yeah, I hate Tumblr too.

But just in case you guys have yet to read this (VIPPERS have been talking about it for a little bit), I would recommend it.

It's like Densha Otoko, except creepy and unnerving instead of adorable and romantic.

I doubt the story is true, but it is an interesting read all the same.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 18:49

>>242 shobon emoticon is now ruined for me :|

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 19:22

>>242
Fucking hell. Now Japanese textart is going to spread and mis-interpeted all over that fucking place. Fuck.
>>216
Also photo. http://imgur.com/8zVGd
It is bigger than my body and sounds like a B52 bomber at all times while running.
The only way I think of to get this too boot is burn Linux to a CD and boot it from that.
I put a IDE card in it and hooked up a CD drive that I know works, and unplugged all the other drives. But the BIOS still says it detects 3 logical drives. And it does not seem to detect the CD drive.
....and now it is bootlooping. Wonderful. Damnit!! He said he would buy me food if I could fix it!

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 23:56

>>244

>Fucking hell. Now Japanese textart is going to spread and mis-interpeted all over that fucking place. Fuck.

Please keep all underwear unknotted, thank you.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 23:57

>>245
Shut up, Tumblr.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 00:04

>>246 follow me? i follow back ;D

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 00:16

>>247
I'd rather keep my stream free of your inane bullshit, thanks.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 00:18

>>248 hehe i don't even have a tumblr, you know what they say about assumptions

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 01:39

You have a sumptuous ass.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 02:18

DQN is a dear place to me, though occasionally a bit creepy. (´・ω・`)

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 02:22

>>249
We were joking. Or I was because I thought you initiated it.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 11:07

I had my doubts while assembling the dirt cheap office chair I ordered online. Considering the shoddy made-in-china build, the lack of clear directions, and the chair being far smaller than I had expected, my hopes were anything but high.

I was pleasantly surprised to find that it is actually incredibly comfortable. The short back actually provides just the right amount of support. The mesh seat is cushy enough that my buttocks will no longer get hemorrhoids from hours of screwing around on the computer. Thank you, shady mass-manufacturing chair company!

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 13:31

That is a rather fine hat.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 13:41

>>252 I was joking, down to the carefully typed ";D"

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 17:33

>>206
I think I'm going to get super wasted and get that tattoed on my ass

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 19:53

>>206
I can't tell what that is. It looks like a giant curly poop with wings.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 20:20

I feel like cutting somebody in half.

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259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 21:30

>>257
That's exactly what it is, DQN.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 06:52

>>258
ohboy

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 10:41

why did I buy a vita

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 16:02

Desire cake.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 20:38

>>259
Ah, well. That's kinda funny then!

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 23:56

Is this a good idea or isn't it? I can't tell any more.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 02:30

Can I get shattered even more?

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 03:23

>>261
To install loonix

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 05:25

Homestuck makes no sense and the friend who is making me read it refuses to help me understand it.

>"Spoilers, dude."

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 09:29

I'm trying not to like her, but it seems the self-induced repulsion is only drawing me closer. Doesn't help that she asks me to hang out basically every night.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 10:01

>>267
Homestuck is a really long fanwank.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 10:58

I followed Homestuck through Act 1 and a little through Act 2 but it got so ridiculous that I just gave up. Problem Sleuth is better, and even that struggles a bit with over-complexity.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 11:04

>>270
*a little through Act 3, that is. Once all the trolls came in I lost interest.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 17:20

>>268
Go for it! Imagine if the places were reversed. You asking this girl you like to hang out every night, and the girl likes you but for reasons unknown she is trying to make herself not like you.
Fuck that shit. Go for it anyway.

>>269>>270>>271
Half the shit does not make sense and the other half of the shit only serves to make you ask questions to figure out the other shit but it's so nonsensical you don't even know what questions to ask.
I love Dave though.
Damnit Dave is so funny.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 18:35

>>268
Are you Archduke?

I thought you stopped posting?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 20:04

Cake or pornography? I think I shall go with the latter.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 21:27

I'm pissed off. A guy that I thought was my friend has suddenly started being an asshole towards me online, and he won't say why. If he could just tell me why he hated me, I'd be fine with it, but the way he does it just makes me so inexplicably mad.

>>268
Why not hang out with her?

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 21:45

>>275
Have you asked him? How long have you known him for?
And yeah, it really does suck when people aren't upfront with you.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 22:09

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278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 23:01

Alle sieben Sekunden stirbt ein deutscher Soldat. Staligrad: Massengrab.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 23:02

>>272
I've had enough relationships. I just want to let her off gently and keep being awesome friends.

>>273
Not Archduke. I do apologize if my post was so self-indulgent that it appeared similar to something he'd say.

>>275
There have been a few people I've talked to who do this. Usually I'll just tolerate it and joke around, but sometimes they're actually being cynical to the point where negotiation is impossible. If being unyieldingly understanding doesn't work, try giving him some space?

As for the girl, we do hang out. That much is alright. As I said, I'd rather just be friends.

280 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6816 00:08

Pussy chat thread.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 00:19

The sheer appropriateness is overwhelming. I think I might cry.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 00:45

How was Salò even released?

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 00:48

Today was a great day. Life is great.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 01:00

The asshole who made me read ALL of Homestuck is now acting like he hates it.

Fuck him. Why do I do this shit.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 02:10

I haven't seen a Rei's Diner thread in a while.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 02:12

I got one of those tin 1-UP mushrooms from the Mario games today.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 02:19

>>285

I know, I really miss asking for something and then being told that there is none left

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 02:47

If you want something, make it happen.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 07:31

且_(゚´Д`゚)゚ >>288 Unless you want to go back to how things were before and the other person doesn't care anymore...

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 08:15

>>288
I took your advice and I was completely ignored in the end. Talk about depressing. ( ´_ゝ`)

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 08:31

( ´△`) >>290 Maybe they just didn't get your message! Maybe they just didn't hear your text!

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 12:09

Going to give blood soon for the first time. I've heard mixed things: on the one hand, they continue to pump blood out of you even if you pass out, but on the other hand you get free tea and biscuits.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 14:02

When someone posts a text link to YouTube, and someone else makes an odd remark in reply to the link, it makes me wonder what the video is, but usually not enough to go watch it.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 16:14

I forgot how great Final Fantasy XII is whoopee

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 17:17

I cannot think of any trumpet solos which would warrant such enthusiasm.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 00:04

>>295 Paralyzed by the Legendary Stardust Cowboy springs to mind, though it's a bugle

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 00:12

>>295 oh no you di'nt

unless you are actually just not that familiar with the trumpet repertoire, in which case, boy do you have some great times ahead

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 00:48

I wish the demand thread would get rolling again.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 12:27

STOP GLANCING AT ME LIKE THAT

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 13:03

Breathe more deeply.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 20:05

gtkpod seems like it is not able to work with a sixth generation iPod Nano.
There is something in the help files that mentions changing some value from "auto" to "vfat" in some file called "fstab" but I do not know what that is or how to do it.
Help please?

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 20:18

>>301
fstab is your file systems table located in /etc/fstab
You will need to edit it as root with the text editor of your choice.
If it's in there, the value you need to change should be the third field. e.g. change

/dev/sdc /media/someplace auto

to

/dev/sdc /media/someplace vfat

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 21:46

>>302
Are you sure? I have a /dev/ directory but there is no /sdc/ sud-directory in it.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 00:02

>>303
No, I mean those are lines in the fstab file.

Also, they are files. The /dev directory holds device files for your hard drives, mice, keyboards, etc. You may have heard the saying "everything in UNIX is a file". This is why.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 00:05

>>303
unix uses files to describe devices, not directories. try this:

ls /dev/ | grep sd

sda is usually your hard drive
sda1, sda2, etc are partitions on your hard drive

everything after a (sdb, sdc, sdd) with a number after it (sdb1, for example) is a partition on a device that's usually removable storage. hth

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 02:05

When the DQN Short Novel thread is over I shall compile the posts... and then set it to music like I did with the madlib thread!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 09:18

>>306
Somebody should make an audiobook of this thread as well and post it to archive.org. Is it hard to get your things to archive.org? I think it would pass as a contemporary art.

Anyway, way to fuck up a good story. http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1310158763/997 broke the 4th wall like an idiot and posted like it was Demanding from the next poster thread. I hope he accidentally slams his toe with a door.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 10:24

>>307
Ah yes, there was mention of that in the previous thread, wasn't there? (http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/921-924)

I'm still happy to record a chapter or two in my spectacularly British accent, although my microphone is not great.

In other news, I'm very proud to have claimed both the 2 GET and the 999 GET. It feels so right.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 15:47

>>307 >>997 seems to have missed the point if he thought it was unsatisfying

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 18:16

Aquarius was just what I needed.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 20:02

( ゚ ヮ゚) Suddenly, I want to hear the voices of other dokyuns.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 21:09

>>308
I love the British accent! Personally, I could provide fellow dokyuns with a terrible Russian accent. The last time I had to say anything lengthy in English was at least a year ago.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 21:33

>>312
Haha. I like it. I can do a few myself - Australian, prohibition era mafia thug, French, Indian, harsh Russian, Italian, Asian... oh god this is going to be so much fun!

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 23:23

I wish we were organized enough to pick a narrator and voice actors for different characters. But that story was mostly action, wasn't it? And characters only had a couple of lines before they died or fell out of story line, hadn't they? We might as well get a professional narrator and an Indian tech support for the rest.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 23:33

>>314
Let's do the next best thing and partition it into x sections of y posts long. Then we can claim section y and have the whole story narrated eventually. Is 50 posts each a good start? 70? 30? 999/50 = 20 sections. How's that sound to everyone?

316 Name: >>315 : 1993-09-6818 23:34

section x*

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 00:37

>>315 sounds good to me

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 06:12

>>315
How about we split them into the 10 sections that already exist? They are listed quite conveniently at http://tanasinn.info/wiki/DQN_Short_Novel.

The lengths of the sections vary widely, but that's okay. I think 10 sections is a good number, I doubt we'll have more than 10 people wanting to record.

If people are cool with this idea I'll make a wiki page for the recording project so people can claim sections!

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 06:14

>>318
I'm an idiot and can't count, make that 12 sections!

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 07:48

The thing I most want in life is to be stabbed to death by a yanderekko.

This would constitute what is known in the business as a "good end".

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 08:01

LOOK BEHIND YOU
WELL NOT EXACTLY BEHIND YOU
MORE LIKE ABOUT SEVEN O'CLOCK

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 11:00

>>318
Let's do it! Can I have Chapter 3?

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 11:08

>>322
Which chapter three? There's four of them.

Unless anyone else desperately wants it, I shall take the first chapter.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 11:25

>>323
I just realized that D: Chapter 3: Betrayal in Venice.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 14:03

>>322,323
I set up a simple wiki page ala the Title Recording Project just so we can easily keep track of which chapters have been claimed. Feel free to edit it.

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/DQN_Short_Novel_Recording_Project

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 17:39

>>304
Ooh, okay. But where is the fstab file? Or more accurately, where is the one I'm supposed to use?

>>305
Oh thanks. With only the HDD and a SD card reader connected, this is the output:

sda
sda1
sda2
sda5
sdb

If you guys can help me set this up, then I'll have a working iPod Nano 8GB that I got for a dollar out of a evil Japanese prize game!

>>307
I'm game for this. I could easily do a section in a night. I have a Northeast American accent. Give me whatever is the next available section that needs doing and I'll record it in one night.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 19:26

Can I claim part 4 please, ("Chapter Three: Where the fuck is the plunger...") though I won't be home till next monday with my good microphone

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 22:51

I just saw a thread about tanasinn on 4chan/a/. I don't really like that.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 00:01

I hope I do well on my finals...

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 00:21

The possibilities are endless.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 00:44

Botany test coming up.

I can do it!

Fuck, I should have studied!

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 01:11

I can't stop moving
grrr the crash is gonna be rather sad
I wish I could just take this manic episodes and run with them forever, perpetuate this state of mind.
Such an experience.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 04:20

>>332
I hate manic states. I can't think at all and that messes me up.

Also, damn, not only did I get a >>777 GET today but I also got a >>333 GET. Live is great.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 08:18

>>332
if i'm not careful about disciplining my mental engagement i start doing a bunch of stuff at intervals of about five minutes and end up feeling like shit because i absolutely cannot focus until the crash and a good, long sleep
kind of hard to function normally

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 11:43

What if a large number of US airlines were cutting corners on safety in the 1990s, but ValuJet was the only one that got caught... With the FAA playing the entire thing off as being a ValuJet only problem.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 11:53

List of things on my hand:
walk dog
feed dog
rubbish
curtains
che/ja
A2

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 15:05

>>336
Haha, I write things on my hand, too. Usually it's phone numbers, addresses, or times though.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 15:57

Apples have more interesting connotations than just that.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 17:24

>>336,337

I do this, as well. I thought it was pretty normal, but my friends make fun of me for it.

Perhaps this is a common trait among Elite DQNs?

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 20:20

I have a test in two hours... I think I will do okay

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 20:51

>>340
Good luck! What subject is it?

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 21:14

>>341

French.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 22:23

( ゚ -゚) >>333 Being bipolar must be hard, huh.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 23:02

>>326>>327
So, are we doing this or what?
>>336
I also do this. But I have big handwriting so I end up using my whole arm.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 00:24

>>337
I do this occasionally but I just write a single character or symbol associated with something to save ink and be cryptic.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 00:33

I ripped a lot of hair out today...

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 00:51

I'm still hoping they'd call me on my birthday, but probably won't happen.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 02:11

I should really write this essay!

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 03:46

I feel like I've been punched in the stomach.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 04:31

Denpa musc is amazing!

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 06:15

>>350
Careful, too much of it will make your brain dissolve.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 06:49

>>351

Too late!

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:33

>>344
So we're not doing this then...?

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:50

>>353
I plan to record mine (chapter 1) tonight.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 09:24

>>345
Oh, so it's a being-cryptic-with-what-you-write-on-your-hands contest, is it? Well, back in secondary school (aged ~14) I created a fairly advanced code purely for writing notes to myself on my own hand. It wasn't a simple replacement code; it actually had up to three English letters per character.

Needless to say, I've completely forgotten the code itself and why I thought it was a good idea in the first place.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 13:42

I wrote on my hand a lot when I was a kid. My dad said "You'll get ink poisoning!"... I'm still not sure if that was bullshit or not.

It sometimes left a smudge on my face after sleeping.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 15:04

I am hungry and I have to poo

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 15:48

I want to get 天道 as a tattoo, because I love both the Daodejing and Kamen Rider Kabuto.

However, thanks to Jerkoff McDouchebags, getting Chinese characters/Japanese kanji as a tattoo makes you look like a Jerkoff McDouchebag.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 16:25

I just unironically enjoyed MLP.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 19:06

I got an A on a paper.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 20:59

>>358
Tattoos are for mafia lackeys.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 01:20

>>361
That is my unlisted third reason.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 01:28

VAST MALIGN WORLDWIDE CONTROLLING INTELLIGENCE, THE "AMATSU MIKABOSHI", warden of the BLACK IRON PRISON

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 07:18

Some parts of the internet are terrible.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 08:47

>>358
If you know what it means it's okay.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 09:10

>>365
only if people know you know what it means

also, in the places where it means anything, a lot of people will give you dirty / fearful looks for having a tattoo at all

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 09:53

I'm terrified about my grades this semester.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 09:59

Part of the reason I'm being extraordinarily social is so my ex will be jealous of how much fun I'm having with her friends.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 12:29

Double-surfing on a waterfall and oddly familiar river banks.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 18:52

im tierd

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 19:30

>>370
Tiredness is no excuse for misspelling words.

However, I am drunk and being durnk is

372 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6822 22:01

That kind of deflating.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 22:10

That apple.
Ensuing:

  • paper fan
  • butterfly
  • flower
  • (wings)

And the art nouveau rectangles, and the frills, and the dead bird.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 22:56

Ouch!

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 23:29

>>359
It can be a fun series if you ignore the fanbase, like Elfen Lied or Touhou.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 00:03

It's nice to blast Japanese music when you're home alone.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 00:47

>>375 like anything, really.

I've never seen eye to eye with people who start hating something they used to like just because it gained popularity, but hating on the weenies who have suddenly latched onto a favorite entertainment franchise of yours and are making you see absolute stupidity associated with it every fucking time... well, that's fair game.

and that is why I bitterly cling to DQN orthodoxy and keep bumping character threads

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 03:50

humans put the "om nom nom" in "omnivore"

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 07:21

I'm so dead, I'm so dead, I'm so dead, I'm so dead

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 09:17

>>379
Why?

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 10:43

>>380
He got better.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 15:34

Deposit! That was it.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 19:46

>>353 have faith young friend, i said i'd get on it when i get back to my mic

384 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6823 22:33

My head hurts.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 23:12

I just washed my face and it feels nice.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 23:15

I don't mean to alarm any of you, but I just came across a thread from the future. Look at the dates.

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1102492744/

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 01:27

I have cramps

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 05:58

By fapping to untranslated eroge, I have gained an intimate command (badum-tishhh) of the Japanese language. I wonder if I'd gain a more professional feeling for it if I switched to fapping to the Nikkei Shimbun ...

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 06:21

I'm downloading a relatively unknown anime called Binchou-Tan.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 12:05

Ding dong ding dong

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 13:51

It's all about the moon today.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 16:21

The sort of illness that no amount of J-pop can cure.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 20:42

>>389 what is it about?

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 20:59

Midori is a cute browser.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 21:48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl_6d9D6Ac0's bassline is the catchiest thing I ever heard. I don't even know the name of the song but it will probably take a long time to get out of my head.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 22:09

>>393

A story about a girl living in the mountains and the episodes just chronicle her daily life as her friends from the neighboring town come to visit her. Pretty simple. And the art is adorable

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 23:18

So full of life, yet empty all the same.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 23:43

>>396 i don't like it

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 00:09

smelly pussy

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 00:55

>>400 GET

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 03:59

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 04:00

I'm thinking about writing a play. It will be a kind of fusion of Cinderella and Pygmalion with tunes from Little Orphan Annie set to superior lyrics.
I'll call it Little Orphan Pygmaliarella.

THE SUN'LL COME OUT
TOMORROW
STOP THE RAIN FROM FALLING IN THE PLAIN
TILL THERE'S SPAIN

Cinderella: OIM A LAIDEE OI AM
Cinderella: OI WANT TO GEW TO THE BOLL AN MEET DADDY WARBUCKS SEZ OI
Fairy Godfather: Bitch stop talking like that


Anyway that's what I was thinking about. My idea DO NOT STEAL

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 04:09

Writing a paper on abortion. I'm almost done.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 04:10

>>401
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=QC7YN3iP_4M
Oops, this was the link I meant to post.
Oh well, the above is good stuff too.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 07:56

Curse you, Luna Child.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 10:22

>>402
I would pay to see this.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 02:11

I'd jam a knife into my eye if it meant I'd never be bored again

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 04:25

I want a huge sweatshirts that is 5 sizes too big for me.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:00

(」・ω・)」うー!(/・ω・)/にゃー!<== what is this?? I have the feeling I missed something here.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 11:32

>>410 no one replied to me on sovietrussia's /m/ asking about what this song is, yesssssss

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 14:07

>>409
Archduke thought it was funny so he started spamming it ┐('〜`;)┌

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 16:51

Fairies make everything better.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 21:39

did archduke do /z/

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 21:57

archduke/tokiko/espion/robertbrown is a faggot

Andrew is the only good DQN.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 22:03

I AM SO VERY FULL OF HATE

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 22:19

The 2D Love Wikipedia article needs attention from an expert on the subject, and I'm pretty sure there are such experts here.

418 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6826 23:19

Talking about DQN on other boards is so disgraceful. I hate it when people act all like, "HEY, EVERYONE‼ LOOK AT ME‼ I'M FROM DQN‼" Sad thing you aren't from reddit.

I would also like to interrogate such person for roughly an hour.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 01:50

>>418 shhhh.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 02:07

>>415
I am not a faggot!

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 06:03

What are some well done mobile news sites? NHK's is good. Even on GSM that shit loads in a millisecond.
http://k.nhk.jp/daily/

The BBC's however, well this is just not how you build a site to load on the tiny'est screens that people actually use.
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news#0
Huge banner, desktop sized image, another small image attached to the headline of every story. No just no.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 06:06

>>421
OH AND WHAT IS WITH THAT SHINY WEBTWOPOINTOH DROPDOWN BANNER?
All non-touchscreen phones will are automatically not going to be able to use it. Damn.

Anyway, you guys got any good mobile news sites? Channel-4 is nice on any phone but no one every posts on the news board.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 10:42

>>422
BBC site is alright. That "desktop sized" image is 40kb, thumbnails are 4kb, the layout is optimized to scale with the size of the screen down to 235px wide. AFAIK non-touchscreen phones have a pointer that switches between links. This drop-down menu is toggled by a click which means it should work on all phones.

Anyway, touchscreen phones are likely to have a BBC News app and they don't need this site anyway. That app is really neat, I use it every day.

On the other hand, NHK site screams, "I'm such a cheapo, I can't afford a normal data plan!" and it uses <center>, <font> and <marquee> tags. Which are non-standard/deprecated since HTML4. I hope they feel bad for this.

Speaking of liquid designs this one wins hands down: http://dev.opera.com/ (play with your browser width) ― although I'm not sure whenever it will load images if they are hidden or not or not.

In short: stop praising everything from Japan, Japanese are really bad at webdesign, get Windows Phone 8 when it comes out, drink your milk.

424 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6827 10:49

>>419
Faggot.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 10:58

These store-brand glasses cleaning wet-wipes smell a lot more unpleasant than the big-name brand, but they're also better at getting rid of smudges. I think I'll keep buying them.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 12:34

>>424
y u mad brah

On another note, I can't wait for my DJ Pony shirt to arrive today.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 13:25

>>424
You're still douching!

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 13:46

>>421

> http://k.nhk.jp/daily/

So much Web 1.0 goodness not even the <marquee> or <font> tags put me off!

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 19:34

>>417
Speaking as an "expert", the article seems pretty accurate to me. I'm not sure what else should be added to it.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 20:20

Getting sick blows. But I think I'll make it to class today.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 20:51

>>423
I'm not praising Japan, their mobile site is just really well done. And Sweet jesus that Opera page is fucking perfect, everything does resize properly, but I think the text could be a size smaller.
>>430
Good perciverence. That will pay off in the end.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 20:51

To feel her watching over me.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 00:35

Oh, how I wish that we wanted the same thing.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 04:57

>>431
Only two other people (out of the class's 18) showed. I kind of wish that I could have laid in bed and played eroge instead...

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 07:39

Dressed for utility.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 08:07

Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain~

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 08:18

It's raining where I am too.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 12:10

I wish real thunderstorms happened around here much more often.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 14:55

HOLY SHIT THAT INCUS IS HUGE

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 15:28

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 19:45

I hope it rains again today.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 20:43

Time to show those Zerg who's BOSS around here!

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 21:06

Ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 21:14

I've pumped my cursor blink rate to the max. It's like a metronome for my thoughts!

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 23:37

My cat is sitting on my lap, purring cheerfully as I read /dqn/. She's such a happy little creature.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 00:08

I love it when my kitty hops into bed with me, when she's in one of her friendly moods. She's so warm and soft.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 00:34

I wish people wouldn't intentionally aim for the water when they pee. It serves no purpose and the sound of your urine filling the toilet makes me uncomfortable.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 00:46

I'm housesitting for a friend next month. I can't wait for the chance to be alone and get the fuck away from my family for a while.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 01:49

Life's a pretty wild thing!

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 01:57

>>448
Lucky!

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 02:03

When I read things that I wrote in the past, I shake my head and find them highly embarrassing. "What a freaking tool I was back then," I think to myself. However, if I pretend that the things are written by a total stranger, I find myself instead thinking, "Hey, this is a pretty cool guy. I think I'd get along well with him."

>>448
At first I read that as "I can't wait for the chance to be alone and get to fuck my family for a while."

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 10:51

I ask myself why I don't post on 4-ch more then I realize I have nothing to contribute of quality.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 10:58

>>451

>When I read things that I wrote in the past, I shake my head and find them highly embarrassing. "What a freaking tool I was back then," I think to myself. However, if I pretend that the things are written by a total stranger, I find myself instead thinking, "Hey, this is a pretty cool guy. I think I'd get along well with him."

Same. I blame pseudonymous BBSs for creating “coolness” competitions among posters, or maybe it was just me being a douchebag.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 13:16

>>447
But aiming for the water reduces the amount of back-splash, so the rim of the toilet will not get as dirty!

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 17:01

I hate it when people go "woo". You know, when they're clapping. I can't get along with people who do that. I also can't get along with almost anybody else.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 17:08

A person I dislike is posting here and it makes me uncomfortable knowing posts might be theirs. And this sort of thinking is exactly what they strive for.

I wish people would grow up.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 17:35

>>456
This is why I love society. Everyone thinks they're above everyone, while from a disinterested point of view they all whine loudly as one another.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 17:50

I found this japanese band called whoo. All lowercase. Their songs are so pretty.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 18:02

Hey guys: http://4-ch.net/games/kareha.pl/1335821333/l50

>>458
I can't find *any*thing on them via google. I find this really strange.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 18:04

>>456
Not sure if to think this poster is...

  • trolling, rather cleverly
  • making a satire, too cleverly for his own good
  • serious, and a colossal idiot.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 19:14

I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 19:15

>>460
What did I do wrong? (._. )

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 19:34

>>456
You will grow up eventually, take your time and don't worry.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 20:18

>>456
Also. Don't think, feel. And you'll be T A N A S I N N

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 20:26

>>456
Why do you dislike them?

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 20:55

There's a really sad thread on the general board.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 21:30

"All things in moderation" is a terrible philosophy.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 22:39

I wish I was a construct.
ttp://www.technovelgy.com/ct/content.asp?Bnum=56

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 22:44

>>457,460,463,464,465

Hey Tokiko. I guess by disliking your posts, we're just NOT TAKING IT EASY xD

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 23:02

>>469
I didn't make a single one of those posts. I just woke up, buddy!

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 23:24

>>469
You should kill yourself, idiot.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 23:40

With this very pencil shall I absolve myself.

Happy Birthday...

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 09:14

>>469
I'm >>457 and most certainly not Tokiko, Tokiko.
1/10 though.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 09:23

Happy Mother's day. There should at least be one here.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 09:34

>>473
Wait, I just realized >>469 was insinuating that >>456 is Tokiko. My bad, >>469.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 09:53

ITT Tokiko ``astroturfs'' his popularity.

477 Name: !/kYaUTGETs : 1993-09-6830 11:57

shut the fuck up about me, david. take it back to the imageboards

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 12:32

One route left! I can hardly wait.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 17:46

I'm sleepy.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 19:30

>>469
>>463 wasn't posted by Tokiko either.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 19:32

Why aren't you on skype? I don't understand this homework and I'm dead if I don't complete it! (ノД`)・゜・。

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 19:36

Go back to /jp/ all of you, you hissy punks. You won't lose anything if you leave, and DQN might get a chance to become a better place once again.

This isn't an argument, nor a fight nor a game, that you must win by demonstrating your persistence. Just leave and take your assumptions, and grudges and "stunning" de-anonymizations away with you.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 19:39

Just to make it a bit more clear (in a case of severe brain injury): I meant you as well, >>469.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 20:08

Clacking‽ Oh no!

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 20:12

I can't believe that my greatest revelation was ruined because I couldn't spell "platypus" properly.

486 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-6830 20:26

Hello,
My name is Andrew and I'm looking forward to have a LOTS of fun together with you, people.

What music do you like best?

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 20:31

>>482
You replied, ergo I win.

Feel free to reply to this. Try to qualify yourself as not the asspained faggot that you are. Or don't--make it completely obvious you're seething with butthurt, but too scared to stand up for yourself.

Either way, I win.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 23:32

>>482
Why so serious, Espeon?

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 23:36

I wish I was crazy enough to live in some sort of fantasy world or believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

490 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6830 23:48

>>488
Wrong, but you're welcome to try again.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 01:47

Tokiko is necrobumping threads on 4chan and everyone's getting really mad.

You should do it here, Tokiko.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 02:37

I need to die.

Also, this place sucks.

VC:coyssment; no thank you sir i do not like it

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 05:46

>>491
You can only necrobump threads on world4ch. A thread will last for at most 3 or 4 days on most of 4chan.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 07:43

DEFINITELY needs more fairies.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 07:44

Can we stick to yelling at tripdicks only when they actually post with tripcodes? I think it's great if they want to post anonymously and all this silly guessing is just counterproductive,

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 11:42

I can't remember my lens prescription and I haven't had a vision test in a while, so I should get an appointment...

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 12:05

This is my single manly tear emote ;_&middot; It doesn't work very well with this computer.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 12:06

>>497
Ow my face.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 13:09

stop being buttheads, you buttheads

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 13:27

My new password is magnificent.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 13:33

>>500
r3537_p455w0rd?

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 14:50

>>495

>that feel when they intentionally leave hints as to how they are so you know

not even a conspiracy theory dude. tokiko even admits this (''anonymously'' of course) on the /net/ thraed about trolls

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 16:40

It's been too long, my dear.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 19:08

Ugh, what the fuck. I get drunk for one night and come back to find some random /lounge/ kid shitting all over DQN.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 19:18

>>504
Most of us had grown out of these board vs. board fights. Fuck off, punk.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:17

This place is just like /jp/ without pictures

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:18

ehehehehe

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:23

oh dear.

oh dear. oh dear.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:24

I really hope that job application is not long.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:32

This board is fucking terrible.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:50

>>510
It certainly is, now that it's full of shitposters as opposed to a week or so ago.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:51

Hey, Squeeks! Clean up in aisle 0!

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:23

;_·

Eh, close enough.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:37

Oh my goodness, traffic.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:43

>>506
It wasn't like that before you showed up.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:52

>>1-1000
FAGGOT

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:59

>>516
>>1000 isn't a faggot, he's my friend.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 22:04

Oh, look at this: ttp://boards.4chan.org/jp/res/9011150

Being /jp/ regular is like being a retard. Too bad there's no way to contain retards on the internet.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 22:06

>>517
He's awfully close-minded though.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 22:20

>>505
polecat kebabs, kthx

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 00:04

I'm easy to troll on slow-moving boards like this. It just pisses me off that the shitposts of /jp/tards and their ilk will be part of this board forever, unless they get deleted by mods (which given the standards of /dqn/ at its best is quite unlikely).

Also, it's way past my bedtime and I'm cranky.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 02:30

>>521
I find that one of the beautiful things about these boards, to be honest. We're not strictly trying to keep a clean record, and the posts--good or bad--will be around forever. We're not cherry-picking good posts to put in a time capsule. If some futuristic beings in the year 1994 look back on /dqn/, they'll see it exactly how it was.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 07:57

>>521
Probably you forgot this (or possibly never heard of this):

``I think that it's extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing. When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously. We began to feel as if we really were responsible for the successful, error-free perfect use of these machines. I don't think we are. I think we're responsible for stretching them, setting them off in new directions, and keeping fun in the house. I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun. Above all, I hope we don't become missionaries. Don't feel as if you're Bible salesmen. The world has too many of those already. What you know about computing other people will learn. Don't feel as if the key to successful computing is only in your hands. What's in your hands, I think and hope, is intelligence: the ability to see the machine as more than when you were first led up to it, that you can make it more.''

Alan J. Perlis (April 1, 1922-February 7, 1990)

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 12:05

>>523 that post made me happy inside, i have a big smile

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 12:08

>>522
You think you're so smart? I WILL fuck you!

wif mah dik

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 12:39

>>523

> Above all, I hope we don't become missionaries. Don't feel as if you're Bible salesmen. The world has too many of those already. What you know about computing other people will learn. Don't feel as if the key to successful computing is only in your hands.

Anyone checked out that "GPL" lately?|

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 19:55

Thus Spoke Zarathustra is my new favourite book.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 19:58

>>527
Why? I think it's not worth much more than its cute sayings.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 20:02

>>528
I don't know, I just love the style of it and I agree with a lot of what the guy has to say. I suppose "new favourite book" might be a bit of an exaggeration - it's somewhat of a personal joke that my favourite book is almost always the one I'm currently reading.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 20:28

>>529
I like it a lot too, albeit objectively, as a work of fiction in and of itself.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 22:45

>>527
It was pretty badly written (I'm German) and the ideas weren't exactly new.

Nietzsche was a proto-LiveJournalist.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 23:01

farting goblin butt sex

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 23:02

>>529 I felt that way when I first read it too

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 23:53

I ran today. And when I when I got home I ate grapes and a orange. I feel great.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 00:09

I caught rares, so many rares!

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 00:40

HAHAHAH!

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 00:46

Wanna know what I love?
Paychecks.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 01:24

Eh, I'll do it tormorrow.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 02:17

Ohhh I like this cold weather.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 07:56

Lullaby~

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 09:01

It is ridiculously warm out today.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 13:13

>>534 cool!

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 18:23

Curse you, B1. You'll be the death of me.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 19:07

I just hugged my mother.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 19:14

Is it possible to delete posts on DQN?

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 19:30

>>545
No, dunno why though. Normally you can in Kareha.

The Pillows - Last Dinosaur - FLCL Original Soundtrack 3

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 20:08

Free - All Right Now

548 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6833 21:22

Saw a double rainbow yesterday. But the camera could only just pick up the second one. http://i.imgur.com/WQ9OI.jpg

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 22:10

Hey /DQN/, what's the simplest way to use HTML5 to embed a .3g2 video in a page?

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 23:08

>>549
<video src="video.3g2" width="320" height="240">

Of course, it won't work unless the user's browser supports it. Which it won't. Transcode it to .webm, there a bunch of easy tools to do this.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 23:14

>>550
Oh...would the code be any different for webm? Also what about ogg video?

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 23:55

>>548
HARMONY

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 01:47

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cel8u1-N7Y

Judging from the comments and description and stuff am I the only person that finds this horrific? Please tell me it's a well-made spoof like something Chris Morris would make

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 04:03

The lighting lit up the night so bright! It was like daytime!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 11:42

Wondering whether it's legal to take a wooden prop katana on-board a train.

Also, 555 GET.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 14:26

>>555
Why wouldn't it?

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 15:37

>>556
Not him, but it could still be considered a weapon. I mean, baseball bats are weapons. So are hacksaws. Now you have something actually shaped to resemble a weapon used to chop people up.

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 20:49

Oh lawnmower blade, what are you doing in my bag?

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 02:21

I am going to go to bed at a decent hour tonight.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 04:10

>>559
I WISH.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 04:29

I've already leveled up enough to not need this any more.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 04:35

> ⚡⚡⚡ MORE POWER ⚡⚡⚡

I don't think so, Tim.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 05:16

>>560
HAHA IT'S MIDNIGHT THE BBC IS ON

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 08:31

I don't get depressed because I'm hurt personally. I get depressed when people around me are in pain. And I'm really fucking depressed right now.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 11:17

Welcome to Heaven.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 14:46

Does DQN lift weights? I just broke a front squat plateau and a power snatch plateu inside a week of exams.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 21:49

Perhaps I should try hard mode.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 07:18

I find it ironic that Americans tend to spell Döner Kebab as if it were named after the Donner Party.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 11:22

>>568 That's not ironic. That's just bad spelling. (also, we usually spell it "gyro" over here, because lol immigrant nationalism)

What is ironic that kebab is a better spelling, but kabob is a better pronunciation, as far as matching the Middle Eastern languages goes. There are no winners in Great Vowel Shift, only survivors.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 14:50

Why do people say "rice balls" instead of "onigiri"? You don't call shish kebabs "meat-on-skewers" or chocolate mousse "cocoa foam".

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 16:27

It's raining mittens!

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 20:31

>>566
I lift a little. Just, you know, so I can be both a nerd and a sexy manbeast.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 21:07

>>570 there is no overridingly consistent logic behind what terms people adopt in the process of cultural appropriation.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 22:07

I love the fact that it moves itself - like it's possessed or something. I still can't believe I actually made the damn thing.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 09:21

I find it hard to use DQN because I'm too dumb to realize which threads have moved within the past week.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 12:01

On the page source, from line 90 onwards we have:

var pictureSrc = 'http://shii.org/b/mittens.gif'; //the location of the mittens
var pictureWidth = 40; //the width of the mittens
var pictureHeight = 46; //the height of the mittens
var numFlakes = 10; //the number of mittens
var downSpeed = 0.01;
var lrFlakes = 10;
var EmergencyMittens = false;

I really want to fiddle about these settings. Especially numFlakes.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 15:38

>>576
Go for it.

Also I like how Shii didn't even make any effort to hide that he adapted it from a GeoCities snowflake script.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 22:01

LOL SHII

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 22:18

Wishing on a dream that seems far off
Hoping it will come today

Into the starlit night,
Foolish dreamers turn their gaze,
Waiting on a shooting star

But, what if that star is not to come?
Will their dreams fade to nothing?
When the horizon darkens most,
We all need to believe there is hope

Is an angel watching closely over me?
Can there be a guiding light I've yet to see?
I know my heart should guide me, but,
There's a hole within my soul

What will fill this emptiness inside of me?
Am I to be satisfied without knowing?

I wish, then, for a chance to see,
Now all I need, [desperately]

ching
MUDA DA!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!
ZA WARUDO!
TOKI YO TOMARE!
woosh woosh woosh
Soshite toki wa ugokidasu.

ROODOROORA DA!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Is my star to come.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 23:07

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 23:23

>>580
I just pledged $16, let's hope it becomes a reality.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 00:30

>>581
Oh thank you!
I gave $6 and sent it to my friends.

VC: shoy

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 08:14

I thought Katawa Shoujo was kind of boring but the music was nice.

Oh shit! I just realized that I'm going to learn sign language so I can talk with my girlfriend just like that guy in that game. I guess that eroge isn't all that different from real life after all? Fuck, did I just compare life to porn video games? I'm messed up!

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 09:42

>>583
Funny that you say that. I did Rin's route a few months ago and forgot about the game, but just last night I picked it back up on a whim. I played through Shizune's route and found myself thinking, 'I wonder how it would feel to play this while learning sign language to talk to a girl you like in real life?' No kidding, I actually thought exactly that.

I haven't played other VNs so I don't have anything to compare it to, but I was impressed by the art and detail. The plot and dialogue can be long-winded and angsty, and the sex scenes are laughably unrealistic, but I didn't expect much more from an eroge. All in all, it's a pretty fine game for what it is and a testament to the power of internet collaboration.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 09:50

>>580
Why do you need money to make an album?

Why am I giving for a cause before it's even done anything?

Why not earn the money yourself if you need it? I might be able to get investors, but people on the streets wouldn't just give me money for a project even if it was noncommercial.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 10:24

I'm tired and it's still two weeks until the festival.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 10:27

>>585
Because nobody will just give you a studio and/or press your CDs for free.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 10:41

>>587
In which case you earn money to pay for those things.

Asking for free money because you're a content creator is dumb. Imagine if instead of saving up for their instruments, The Beatles went around Merseyside asking, "Hello, me and my friends are trying to start a band. Would you mind giving us a quid or two so we can afford instruments and a studio?"

Not to mention content creation is fun. Welders or bricklayers may be able to get an advance, but they can't say, "Oh I'll probably weld some trucks or lay a few bricks in the future. Mind giving me some money now?"

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 11:30

>>588
Well, the good thing about Kickstarter is that you only actually give people the money when the target sum is raised and work on the project begins, so you're not exactly paying for vague promises of some distant future outcome. It's more like promising "if you find enough other suckers to get started, I don't mind giving you a small amount".

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 17:27

>>583
This is my new favourite VN, and it pretty much changed my life. Sounds like eye-rolling material right? Well it's what happened. Most other visual novels were pretty much just about the porn and the subsequent fapping. Katawa Shoujo was not, and it showed me what life could be. Rin and Lilly both. Now I'm running, eating better, drawing, learning ASL, and going to college after two years of doing nothing. I have a better understanding of myself and my life and how I want to live and the happiness that I seek to obtain. That I will obtain.
All because of this "cripple porn game." Heh.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 19:57

I found something chemistry-related, but you're not around so I can't show you it. 'Tis a shame.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 20:23

>>591
But I am

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 22:48

IT'S SO NICE OUT!

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 00:23

>>590

>just about the porn and the subsequent fapping

If you've been playing nothing but hentai VNs, sure.
I respect your appreciation of the game and the creativity which went into your inspired works, but for such a small project whose roots are in a niche game made for a niche audience and started itself with very few resources, I don't agree with you begging for money to do what so many others simply enjoy doing for fun.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 00:25

>>594
Oh shit, I am sorry. Your post made me think you were the Kickstarter guy. Anyway I agree with you fully about how amazing the game itself it.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 02:04

>>585,588,590
By calling it "begging for money", "free money", or whatever, you don't seem to understand what this is for. It's more akin to theater production or concert promotion, where your backers spot you money for something that will end up turning a profit, and that thing isn't going to happen unless there is enough funding to get things started (unless you're trying to replicate the plot of The Producers for real).

Also, the game's FAQ says, "Selling fanworks that do not use official content (including the KS logo) and do not pretend to be official is okay." therefore it is okay. Don't get your knickers in a wad about it. Embrace Elitist Capitalism Lifestyle, fellow DQN.

That said, the proposal isn't very clear on what the product will be (is this a for-profit EP? on what formats? where will it be found when it's done?). One should always make this clear in a pitch; no backer should have to deduce this from anything other than the first couple paragraphs of "about this project". You know, before anyone thinks I have anything to do with supporting this project--which I will not be donating to because I am 100% fucking broke and live in my parents' basement (´_`)トホホ

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 02:22

>>596 *588,594 lol edit feature makes me lazy

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 06:39

WHY AM I SUCH A FAILURE?!

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 07:05

>>598
Maybe your decision to whine about it on an anonymous BBS instead of considering your conduct has something to do with it.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 09:51

I still have an entire pagoda to build. Perhaps even more than one.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 11:45

God forbid the height limit be raised again, I don't think I can handle a bigger torii than that.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 11:58

So some guy is saying in the request thread that Tokiko killed himself. What's the story there? Any confirmation? I thought he just threw another of his tantrums and stormed off the internet in a huff.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 13:26

That pasta bake will haunt me for the rest of the week.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 13:55

These cheese-coated buns are so fattening but so goddamn delicious.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 14:22

That hole in the ocean floor ain't gonna fix itself, sweetcheeks.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 14:41

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 17:00

>>602
He just posted on his tumblr: http://postofficer.tumblr.com/ Looks like he just comitted e-suicide to me.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 17:43

Making out with a girl I've been obsessed with on the roof of a truck while listening to Fleet Foxes beneath the stars at 3:00 AM? Why, yes. Yes indeed.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 20:28

>>602 who cares

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 20:44

No, fuck you, pen.

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 20:52

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 22:16

>>611
Agreed.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 22:44

>>608
Congratulations!

Today, I ran again, and got a job.
Fuck. Yes.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 23:41

>>607
Thing is, he just deleted his Tumblr and stopped using one of his many pseudonyms. People do that all the time. The point of an infosuicide is you drop your internet presence, like why the lucky stiff and (possibly) Mark Pilgrim did. If you're still going to post, what's the point? How is it "goodbye internet ;_;" if you post just as you always have?

Reminds me of this retsupurae.

615 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6840 00:12

The streetlights came on! Time to go...

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 00:27

>>613
Thanks!

>>614
( ゚ ヮ゚) Well hello there fellow RPer!

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 06:22

>>614

>one of his many pseudonyms

What makes a name false? Every identity which someone maintains is authentic in some sense.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 07:46

That last caller was so full of crap. Everyone knows women are made from sand.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 09:44

>>617
'pseudonym' is usually used in the sense of a self-bestowed title which one uses as a blanket under which his or her activities may be carried out in order to deter the credit given therein which would normally be associated with a more familiar, widely-known handle. It's not false, per se, but rather a deterrent from one's public and material identity.

I agree, however, and I think this is what you might have been getting at, that with the spread of information whose owner could be anyone, the notion of a static and unchanging alias which points only to the originator of the information itself is becoming less relevant.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 15:35

Ritual for the disposal of hazardous cognitions.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 17:39

>>617
I think >>619 put it well, but pseudonyms do have a valid use. Switch it to "alias" or even just "name" if you feel the terminology doesn't fit.

I agree though, I identify as a person more with my online handles than I ever have with my birth name.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 20:06

What a wonderful summer day.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 20:09

So much thinking

Too little f e e l i n g .

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 20:55

I feel like going to the beach, but none of my friends are the "I'm happy to just sit on a beach and simply be for the day" types.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 22:22

This is fun!

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 23:15

>>579
Thank you for that.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 23:45

YES YES YES NO WAIT FUCK

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 01:09

>>624
That makes me happy that I don't have friends.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 02:47

I hate this place and I hate you all.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 04:07

Brother, brother, we don't need to escalate

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 04:58

>>629, could you expand on that a bit ? Why do you feel like so ?

The thought of anyone hating DQN disturbs me deeply and as such, I feel like interrogating you for roughly an hour.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 08:04

TRAPPED IN THE NUTHOUSE

POUNDING ON THE WALLS

PLEASE LET ME OUT

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 09:29

A faceless woman in blue... surely it couldn't have been-- Augh, fuck you, subconscious!

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 11:17

I just made a shocking discovery!!
This is not year 1993! The current year actually is -1993 Anno Domini!!

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 17:56

If men were hired based on their breast size, the world would be a far grosser place...

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 18:06

>>635
Likewise for women.

DFC SUPREMACY

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 18:16

>DFC SUPREMACY

wat

Google: define DFC
Answer: Abbreviation: Distinguished Flying Cross.

This only raises further questions.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 19:07

But "based on their breast size" doesn't even specify which end of the size spectrum would be favoured!

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 19:26

>>637
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DFC
You're looking for the sixth one down, which, shockingly, does not yet have its own article. Someone must rectify this post haste.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 19:28

>>638
I was assuming larger. It could make a satirical short story/film: fat men on the covers of fashion magazines and shit.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 19:34

>>639
urbandictionary cleared it up for me but Distinguished Flying Cross is funnier...

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 19:44

>>639
I'm kind of amazed some uptight editor hasn't removed that entry. I mean considering the implications of DFC. If there were an article posted, it would probably get axed in a minute.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 22:16

FUCK YOU PAWN SHOP FOR BEING CLOSED I NEED THAT MIXER FOR THE VIPTRONIC ALBUM THERE ARE STILL HOURS OF DAYLIGHT LEFT WHY ARE YOU CLOSED!?

The song I am currently listening to is "Afternoon." WHICH IS WHEN PAWN SHOPS SHOULD BE OPEN.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 23:13

>>642
Someone braver than I, and behind about seven proxies, should edit it so that it redirects to "lolicon"

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 00:20

I could use a nice massage right about now, but I'm too broke to pay for one and don't have anyone who would give one for free.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 02:08

>>642
Wikipedia "is not censored".

I guess it could have a position under "lolicon" or "glossary of anime and manga terms" (I bet there's an article like that).

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 04:37

Let's diying!

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 05:11

>>645
I thought you said "nice message" at first. At least I can give that for free, so here you go!

You are great! May the days bring you happiness and riches.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 07:52

Plans for tonight: Amnesia and drawing. Not necessarily in that order.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 09:12

>>649
I like you.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 10:22

>>650
Um, thanks.

What does everyone else have planned for the evening?

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 10:25

>>651
I'm marathoning Monster and trying to forget about all the things I have to do. Also eating a random stir-fry of chicken, potatoes and mizuna, the latter which I bought just because it was green and looked healthy (have no idea how it's going to taste.)

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 13:25

>>651
Reading, buying new drawing/writing pens, proceeding to use said pens.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 14:34

>>651 I'm going to work for 12 hours. Of course, not all 12 of those hours will be in the evening. My shift will begin this afternoon and terminate in the wee hours of tomorrow.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 17:08

>>646
You don't see an image of goatse on the goatse wikipedia page now do ya?

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 18:33

Why are people so fucking crass and tasteless as hell? I think this question to myself every day, when I leave for work.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 20:24

>>655
Yes you do every so often, but it tends to get reverted.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 20:35

>>655
They probably need to ask the guy's permission, then scale it for fair use.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 21:28

>>643 how can i offer tracks for viptronic/dqn electronics albums?

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 22:33

I'd really love to go to a tea party with her. Shame about the whole "existing in separate dimensions" thing.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 23:12

>>659
In the next relevant thread on here or SAoVQ just post a link to your track.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 23:33

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18202053
If I were born a penguin, I hope that I could be even a tenth as badass as this one.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 08:09

Is that robot masturbating? Why would a robot need to masturbate? Why am I getting philosophical about this? Just unplug it...

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 08:18

I just pissed and it hurt real bad

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 09:23

The question thread has been a bit dull lately. If someone asks, "What do you think of cake?" don't answer with, "I don't know what that is," or just, "Yes," or whatever. Say something interesting! Tell us a cake-related anecdote, or all about your favourite cake! If the question doesn't pique your interest that much, why are you even responding?!

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 09:28

  • Pregnant reindeer death shock: 'they all exploded' (10 May 12)
  • Train kills reindeer 'like meat grinder': farmer (12 Mar 12)
  • Swedish drivers smash into elk, reindeer (30 Dec 11)
  • Hungry bears preying on more reindeer calves: study (22 May 11)

Sweden is a magical place...

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 18:41

Oh dear god not the spaceship not the spaceship I don't think I can take it oh god

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 20:58

If you laugh loudly and piercingly enough that it gives me a headache from all the way across the restaurant, then please shut the fuck up.

Yes, lady, I'm talking about you.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 21:03

That doujinshi, where Tenchi starts to wank, then Washu brings him tissues.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 22:50

Why do I keep reading it as "len"? It's obviously not "len".

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 00:46

The ending speech of Revenge of the Nerds is one of the most amazing moments in cinema history.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 01:33

you're all fucking shitbags

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 01:39

>>672 i know you are

but what am i?

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 02:34

Minecraft MindCrack Ultra Hardcore is one of the most entertaining series I've seen on youtube in a while.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 06:08

Why are the bricks in ba.png doubled, alternated, doubled? You'd think it'd be just alternated, the doubling seems needlessly ridiculous.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 07:28

It was said once that Deng Xiaoping once spoke to Kim Il Sung about foreign policy. Deng said, "It is wise to open windows to let in a fresh breeze."
"But open windows also let in flies", was Kim Il Sung's reply.

>>675
This is the reason we allow things to be ugly and stupid here. If this place were beautiful and feature rich, think of the people it would attract.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 10:51

>>675 ahaha now i can't unsee it

but seriously that wouldn't be a stable pattern.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 17:51

The "MS Gothic" font has quite good Roman characters.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 18:00

>>678
I vigorously disagree. MS Gothic's latin glyphs are bland, badly balanced and their kerning is atrocious. IPAexGothic is much better. For /dqn/ browsing I recommend Togoshi Mona Gothic.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 19:26

>>677
Wouldn't it?
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681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 19:27

( ゚ -゚) >>680 Oh, no.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 19:34

>>680

That's a long... Wait a sec, "Dopefish Lives"? What the hell is a dopefish?

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 19:38

>>682
Underage kid detected. What are you doing in a thread from 1993?

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 19:41

>>683

I got in through the secret exit to the far right with the green fish printed over it. I hope I'm not too late to play in a grunge band.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 13:51

Life is wonderful!

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 14:00

Life is tolerable!

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 17:18

Nuclear power plant meltdowns may be used as a way of deterring invasion in a way similar to the use of dike flooding in ww2

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 19:39

>>680
What the heck?

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 20:52

>>688
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_URI_scheme

Copy-paste that into your address bar.

(if this is what you were confused about)

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 23:55

Yet another period of temporary disillusionment/abstraction from the world. Wonder what getting drunk will be like tonight.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 01:53

I just had the strangest chocolates.I was under the impression that the chocolate itself would be mingled with cayenne and rosemary, but what I got was a cayenne/rosemary goo filling in a bittersweet chocolate shell. An unwelcome surprise.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 03:15

>>693
From 1993? But it's 1993 right now, or are you one of them?

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 06:19

NIDAS AND CHUS
BAD KEIKAKUS

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 08:09

Why did I have to dream about electrochemistry? I wanted to dream about organic.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 09:44

That aztech corporation guy is pretty funny, after I kill him I'll have to buy him beer.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 10:18

Need... biscuit...

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 10:43

I searched “good typography” on YouTube out of curiosity and only saw inane “kinetic typography” videos. I don't know why it's popular but it sure depresses me. My artistic beliefs are founded upon what I think of as “controlled vulgarity”, a balance between austere classiness and emphatic fantasy; and that is not balanced.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 10:54

>>697
The more refined your taste, the harder it is to find art you like through the internet. At some point, all that's left to do is create it yourself.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 11:13

Update to >>696: I have eaten a biscuit. All is well again.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 12:16

>>697

> on YouTube

... yeah, looking for good typography on a video site that any old yahoo can and does upload is something like a fruitless endeavor.

I mean, I’ve seen nice typography in motion (e.g. DROPCLOCK), but overall video is not generally a good medium for it as art.

And most kinetic typography anyone’s ever linked to me saying “it’s sooo good” was utter shite.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 12:30

Tick tick tick tick

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 15:01

>>697
They're just "in" right now. It's similar to how I like charts and clever representations of data, but the infographic fad is really starting to grind on me.

If you want pretty typography, look at specimens. I especially like exljbris because he makes good use of ligatures and other fun OpenType features. I keep seeing his typefaces popping up everywhere, and in an unusual twist I'm actually really happy for the guy.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 19:03

yall niggers need to stop spamming my /lounge/ or imma hit u in da dick.

word

704 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6846 21:14

Shipping on wigs is very expensive. But I have no choice if I want it to be here on time. Damnit. I need to find a cheaper store.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 22:08

>>704

>wigs
>on time

...

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 23:14

Sakakibara Yui could use some coaching in English pronunciation. Only when I looked at the lyrics sheet did I figure out she meant to sing "Travel" and not "Sherbet".

Also, am I the only one who kind of regrets that the Japanese did not become as loanword-phobic as http://ja.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/%E6%95%B5%E6%80%A7%E8%AA%9E suggests?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 01:07

>>702, you know, I do feel a little sorry for him. The backlash against Museo Sans is inevitable.

But then I remember he probably gets decent money for it so who gives a shit.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 01:17

>>706 you and every slick 80s guy who thought Japan was going to kick the world’s collective asses before it turns out the Japanese economy was built on 2007: The Preview. Those “legitimate” terms are fucking unworkable, which is more or less the point of the satire.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 01:25

I refuse to give up.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 02:30

A "truth or dare" thread might be nice, but in reality it'd basically just be a combination of the demand and question threads.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 10:28

Really, it should have been inevitable. In a way, I'm surprised at how little stimulus it took in the end - then again, I seem to hate everyone apart from her; why should you be the exception? You cannot hope to compare to her, my dear. Don't even try.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 10:59

>>711 Sounds like you have an interesting story to tell.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 11:38

dry lips

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 12:09

I really want one of those Russian egg things. They look gorgeous.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 13:34

I wonder if dakimakura of your waifu count as graven images.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 17:21

Incidentally, my middle name is Andrew.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 17:52

>>716
It's my first. It's also the first or second name of >>710 >>707 and >>714

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 18:24

My first name is Robert. I wish I could be an Andrew.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 18:27

>>718
Tokiko pl go

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 18:39

I wonder what I should do with my life. Journalism, perhaps.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 07:06

I hope I'm not getting a crush on somebody I've never met, it's just she's the cutest person I have ever seen by far, even on the internet.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 07:43

"Don't you just want to kill everyone sometimes?"
"Yeah, killing everyone would be nice."

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 12:26

Episode 32 of Cardcaptor Sakura, where Syaoran and Kero switch bodies, is my favourite so far it is really good

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 15:51

Hahaha, I still haven't broken my New Year's resolution.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 16:15

>>721
Internet crushes are the worst. You want to see the person so goddamn badly but you usually can't, at least not for months and months.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 18:30

>>725
I don't even understand how they work.

For example Tokiko claims to have fallen madly in love with a girl over IRC. I'm all for adapting to new technologies and new sexual/romantic attitudes, but how does this even work? I could make someone fall in love with me just by typing.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 20:50

>>726
They don't, do they?

When did he say this? I don't see that on the archives. There's a lot of hate against IRC on the boards. Don't just believe every rumor about the shitposter of the week...

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 20:53

stop feeding them attention. it only makes them grow stronger.

729 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6848 21:03

Go back to /jp/ and die happily.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 21:17

Outerworld Destroyer in DOTA 2 really owns. He's a little hard to use at first but man he really gets going.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 22:05

Damnit, I'll do it! Yeah!

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 22:30

I have four hundred dollars!

I'm thinking about lighting a one hundred dollar bill on camera and recording it. What song should I play? Should I jerk off onto it first or something? I'm not good at modern art!

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 23:01

>>732 I hold the opinion that it isn't art if you don't know what or why you're doing it, unless that's the point

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 00:04

I am having shrimp for dinner.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 01:15

Still have some vodka left from last night, alongside the vivid memory of sexual foreplay with a friend who kept me company. Well, guess I'll drink to that.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 07:57

It isn't art unless you don't know what you're doing.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 08:23

I read Oyasumi Punpun every day. It's practically my Bible.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 08:32

>>737
Do you re-read it, or are you just taking your time to progress a little each day? Either world make sense, it's a really VIP manga. I'm just curious, think nothing of it!

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 08:35

>>738
I consumed it like a starving child in Africa when I first read it. Nowadays I read one to two chapters a day, maybe more if my appetite calls for it. It's part of my daily routine now for some reason.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 09:35

>>739
Hey, I also binge-read Oyasumi Punpun over the course of two days. I too was enamored with it, but once I had some time to reflect more, I realized that it's a little flawed. It's hard to explain though so I'll just shut up and let you enjoy it as long as it lasts.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 09:39

>>740
I'd be happy to hear you explain why you think it's flawed, actually.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 10:25

Does the thought of bottles red and black
The thought of tongues which taste you back
Fill you with a nauseous elation

THAT'S what it was! I kept hearing it as "nosy oscillation".

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 10:51

Looking through old chatlogs...so nostalgic...so erotic...

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 11:03

>>741
I'm hesitant to explain mainly because I cannot clearly form my thoughts. For one thing, I read it 6 months ago. I have a bad memory and can't recall specifics. However, I'll try my best to explain the impressions that remain - just take it with a tablespoon of salt.

Oyasumi Punpun has beautiful art, an engaging plot, and much more complex characters than your average manga. It really is a great work. I think it achieved its goals most perfectly in the childhood days.

However, as Punpun grows older, the manga loses some of its focus and depth. Its depiction of humanity is skewed. All the characters are frustratingly introspective. Now, having experienced deep depression and being pretty neurotic myself, I identified with this. However, there's more to life than that.

I think maturing entails gaining greater awareness of the world around you, and using this awareness to take control of your own fate and truly care for others. Yet most characters in Punpun never transcend their 20-something angst. It's a step up from teenage angst, but still an over-simplified perspective on the probles of the soul.

In short, I appreciated Oyasumi Punpun's look into the dark cyclic minds of lonely souls, but it wasn't as nuanced as I'd hoped.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 11:34

>>744
I can see why it seems...would the correct word be "repetitive"? I understand why you'd view it like that. However, as someone who not only struggles with depression, but also a plethora of disabling mental illnesses, to me it's a perfect reflection of what life is like for someone with a severe distortion of reality. And reading it is a fresh experience for me every time, as it's something I can always relate to no matter the hour.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 11:38

>>744
I can see why it seems...would the correct word be "repetitive"? I understand why you'd view it like that. However, as someone who not only struggles with depression, but also a plethora of disabling mental illnesses, to me it's a perfect reflection of what life is like for someone with a severe distortion of reality. And reading it is a fresh experience for me every time, as it's something I can always relate to no matter the hour.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 11:38

>>745>>746
Goddammit.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 16:21

Today, a Japanese woman called me "onii-chan". That is all.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 18:40

>>745
I'm the other one from earlier, and this also accurately describes what I feel about the story. The apparent lack of realism from another perspective is there because it's hard to believe something that one has not experienced for themselves, or to that extent.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 18:42

>>747
It's okay.
>>748
Lol'd some.

Today am I going to ask her out. (If she's there.)

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 20:15

>>750
Good luck! Don't over-exaggerate or she'll feel nervous and turn you down, even if you're a nice guy.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 22:22

dota blows

753 Name: 744 : 1993-09-6849 22:27

>>747,749
I see where you guys (girls?) are coming from. Oyasumi Punpun does a great job of showing what the world looks like through mentally troubled eyes. I recognize that it's often repetitive and frustrating on purpose. And I especially love the "god of poop" perspective - I think that's where the manga really shines.

However, I would like to say this - I don't recommend using it as a bible. It offers a cynically realistic portrayal of many problems, but it doesn't offer many solutions. (Nor does it try, since that's not the point.) It's a good read, but if you're really looking for a bible, look elsewhere.

>>750
You can do it. Chill out and be casual/confident about it. (Easier said than done, I know!) Even if you're rejected, just consider it practice for the next time.

754 Name: 749 : 1993-09-6850 00:08

>>753
Haha, yes, it doesn't offer any solutions at all. Maybe we'll see something at the end. The appeal is very similar to that of Welcome to the NHK and Tatami Galaxy.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 01:21

>>753
Well, when I use the word "Bible" I mean moreso that I read it as much as a religious person would read their Bible. I do not use it as an answer for my problems.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 04:32

I am forever a lonely person even when there is someone who loves me

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 05:00

I'm really worried that the person I want to love feels like >>756.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 08:06

I prefer being alone, so I have no connections outside of my immediate family. Yet recently, I've realized the importance of developing interpersonal relationships for success in life, and I recognize my preference for remoteness as a personal failing. Despite this, I still feel unmotivated to put forth any effort towards changing my personality and social habits.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 08:58

>>758
Connections are important for success, but I think you don't necessarily need to make a big change toward your personality or habits. You can stay remote and plan meetings with other people on your own time. During these meetings, you don't need to talk much, just ask questions and give them eye contact, listening as if you really care. Share just enough about yourself that they're willing to reciprocate, but you don't need to go overboard.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 09:12

>>758
Hey, me too!

>>759
My problem is that I'm just naturally introverted and bad at talking to people. I don't think I can ever feel truly comfortable in a social setting.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 12:31

Fuck; everything is wrong. I usually don't let people know the degree to which I truly understand them, but when I am completely inebriated I end up mentioning things which frighten them in their factuality. It helps me lose friends fast - after all, who enjoys being truly transparent?

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 12:50

I'm once again glad to be a teetotaler and only lose control of my faculties to the tune of occasional sleep deprivation.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 13:22

Gloves.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 14:57

Well I suppose I can always delete it, but that isn't going to stop me twitching.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 17:59

jerking off

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 22:51

It's a hard life.
But alas, what can I do but keep on running ?

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 04:26

I've recently started playing the computer game based on The Black Cauldron and realized that the Chapman brothers' game, Peasant Quest, is probably inspired by it in part.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 04:42

i gotta stop entering these battles of wits unarmed

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 05:12

I should have gotten jalepenos in my burger.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 05:25

Just finished watching all 74 episodes of "Monster" over the past week. It's pretty good, though a bit slow-paced in parts. Could easily have been half the length.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 10:08

772 is an excellent number.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 10:50

>>771 Why thank you~

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 22:09

774 is a pretty blah number. I feel bad for the guy.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 22:15

My fist feels bad for your face!
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∨ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ‐=≡ ∧_∧
      /⌒!                   ‐=≡   (>>773 ) 
     (_ ( ク     ∧_∧        ‐=≡(  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄`ヽ ヽ⌒ヽ
      \ \   (  ´ω` ) 、ヽ从 /   ‐=≡  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ \ヾ イ  |
       ‐ \_ ̄ ̄7    `⌒ヽ    ;  . ‐=≡‐=≡; :  ))) |  |
         =  ̄ ̄|    八  ノノ′  . :  ,   ‐=≡  /   |  |
        .  _ = |    | .// W ヾ     ‐=≡  / / /し丿
    .  _ = ._ 〜ヽ|__/ イ        ‐=≡ / / /
    __ = ( ̄ (______/Y     ‐=≡   / / /
    _ =  |  )ー―‐(   丿     ‐=≡ ( ̄ / /
     、 、. |  .|     \っ \  `:ヽ  ‐=≡  ̄(__/
  ( ヽ: _丿 ヘ.  ` ;   \ \ ⌒/ ヽ
(´ \.从(___) /`)  (、へ(__⌒_)从人/ ;`)

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 22:16

It's all I deserve.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 23:03

Why do people abuse people who love them?

777 Name: >>775 : 1993-09-6851 23:20

Thank you >>774-san and >>776-san.

Now I can get 777!

Today is my lucky break!

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 02:50

I can't believe E3 2012 is on Tuesday. I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing while I watched it last year. I remember the feelings I had about the person I loved, and the confusion I had about my life. It's insane how much has changed in one year.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 03:12

>>778
I empathize with you completely.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 03:37

>>778
I often find myself looking back and thinking, "Wow, I'm actually XX years old. This is wild."

Times seems to pass increasingly quickly with age.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 04:48

>>778
Speaking of E3, who else is going to be watching it all day tomorrow?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 06:02

>>781
I have nothing better to do.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 06:13

>>781
The question should be aimed to highlight those NOT watching it all day tomorrow.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 06:20

My friends are talking on skype, but I'm having a hard time understanding what they're saying. I think I'm forgetting English.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 13:16

Last night I had a dream involving the gravity gun from Half Life 2 being used in Minecraft. That would be pretty awesome.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 15:25

FUCK E3
I WANT GAMES NOT SOCIAL FACBUCK BULLSHIT AND APPS APPS APPS APPS

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 18:21

zombies are fucking lame

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 19:20

E3 has really sucked so far

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 19:29

>>786-san here. I saw the Halo 4 thing. That all looked pretty sweet. Poor Cortana.
In other news. I am going to ask a girl too dinner. Wish me luck.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 01:09

>>789 you can do it consecutive numbers-tan!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 02:51

>>789

You've invariably fucked it up, haven't you

Great work, we sure could count on you to fail

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 06:34

Time to decompress like an empress.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 07:54

I really love salty caramel.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 14:38

The alternative is unthinkable. Let's just leave everything as it is, shall we?

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 15:40

>>794

You're just lazy and will use your whole time to fap anyway

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 16:57

>>791,795 projects his own personal failings onto others

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 20:41

>>787 is a hipster. He liked zombies better when they were still underground.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 22:58

>>788 hoped the Wii U would have been better ;_;

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 01:27

I think that my girlfriend is cheating on me right now, and there's nothing I can do about it.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 01:41

She was.

I couldn't.

Now she wants to break up with me. Fuck my life, best end it now. Goodbye DQN.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 03:51

>>799,800
Trust me, she isn't worth it. You don't need her to affirm your life - the only one that can do that is yourself. And remember that DQN is here for you. Bros before hoes.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 05:22

>>801
I'm calmer now, thanks. I just get worked up sometimes...

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 09:57

>>799,800,802
It's best just to not ever get into a relationship in the first place! The world is a mean place, and the only way you can maximize your happiness is by spending your time in isolation - stop looking outside of yourself!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 11:54

I played Psychonauts (got it as part of the Indie Bundle V) and I was surprised how much it sucks despite all the critical praise. The writing is amusing, but that's all it has going for it. Game-wise it's just an old N64 platformer but with frustrating controls and a camera. If you're going to make me do generic platforming, at least give me smooth controls and camera. I might be able to forgive the terrible gameplay if it had good atmosphere, but the graphics are ugly as hell and I can't stand the whole 'wacky music' thing. No wonder this game didn't sell well.

Sword and Sworcery EP, on the other hand, is proving to be pretty good. It's light on the gameplay end, but it's more about the atmosphere of the graphics and music, which I think are excellent.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 12:26

( ˃ Д˂) >>803 No, no, no! Don't shut yourself off from the world, you might just find someone who will love you and make it all worth it.

( ・-・) 。。。

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 12:45

>>804
I assume you have Amnesia: The Dark Descent as well? I seem to recall I made a post about that a while back... Haha, yes, I did.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 13:56

>>804 you're probably not going to be surprised, but all that's been said before.

( ・-・) I for one am absolutely ecstatic that collectathon platformers have gone the way of disco.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 14:03

>>803
I agree it's most important to find happiness from within yourself first, rather than rely on others to give it to you. However, once you've established that, there's no reason to stay lonely. Nothing last forever, but that doesn't mean we can't love and be loved while it lasts.

>>806
Yep, but I'm waiting for the weekend to play it because I want to get good and drunk first. I don't normally scare very easily but I've never played a horror game before so I'm not sure how it's going to go.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 14:26

>>803
I'm mostly contented with who I am, but love is nice!

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 18:28

>>800
Then she does not deserve you.
But don't close yourself off from the world. I do consider myself to be introverted and asocial. However living like that *all* the time makes me feel sad. I made a promise to myself to change for the better an age ago. Now I have good friends, and maybe even something more in days to come.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 23:34

My head hurts.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 01:13

Is it bad to love someone more than they love you?

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 01:22

>>812
Nope! All relationships are like that, at least in the beginning.

All you can do is hope and try that they'll come up to your level. But don't try too hard, or you could end up in some sort of institution.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 01:33

>>810 I'm also an extreme introvert, and I want to become a part of society again. But I can't stand dating, or even women for the most part. How do you get over that fact?

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 01:40

Einfühlungsvermögen, 811, einfühlungsvermögen.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 04:06

>>814
Forget about dating for now, start with the small stuff - learning how to use small talk to make quick friends and such.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 04:24

>>816 I can already manage small talk. I have to do that at work. I can't make deeper connections, though. And I'm pretty sure none of this will help me with the relationship problem.

sorry, I don't mean to be contrary. But I've thought it through a lot by now.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 06:32

>>817
Ah, I see. When you said you were extremely introverted I wasn't sure how bad it was since some people can't even leave the house.

Anyway, deeper connections are just a matter of slowly revealing personal things about yourselves little by little. Drop little hints of your true self here and there, and they will start to reciprocate with their own. Sometimes you can move along the process faster with personal questions. That's how you start to become friends.

Of course you don't have any reason to do this if you don't like them in the first place. You can't really force yourself to like someone. Just take it easy and eventually you will meet somebody that's true friend material. They're rare but out there. You may already know one but not realize it yet.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 06:45

>>818
goddamn I just realized I sound like a freaking horoscope, please don't take my words too seriously

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 12:42

One kind of criticism to the exclusion of all other kinds of criticisms is is the cancer that is giving criticism a bad name.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 14:06

>>819 don't worry about it. Your advice is good. I just need to find people who share my interests, and who I can talk to. And maybe romance can come after I have some friends...? Well, I still have serious doubts about that, but there's no use thinking about it.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 14:48

It carries out and is Tungsten.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 15:22

>>814
Get over it? I don't. This is going to sound really arrogant, but I look at most people as idiots. And my IQ is only slightly above the average. This situation is probably a lot worse for people with much higher IQs. But anyway, most people are shit. It's the norm. I just deal with it. But if I choose not to interact with anybody at all then I won't ever get to find the few people who are not shit. And they are great. People like me and people like you. I never knew this was what real friends were like until I got some. And it's great.
>>818
Is good advice.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 16:10

Too much thinking in this thread and too little feeling.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 19:26

>>823
I have a very high IQ and I appreciate the differences in people. I don't think that intelligence has anything to do with it.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 00:54

>>823
I'm not particularly intelligent, but I feel the same way about people. Though the fact is, a lot of people think exactly like us.

I'd quite frankly rather be one of the idiots and appreciate everyone as my peers. It must be so nice to take everyone seriously rather than a select few people.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 05:37

Try to look at life from their perspective and analyze why they think the way they do. It's possible to find grains of wisdom amidst the stupidity. I think writing off other people as 'shit' is just as dumb as the inability to solve logic puzzles.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 11:26

My IQ is stratospheric. Doesn't make me not an "idiot" in any sense but the "low IQ" one. IQ is largely a measure of your ability to take IQ tests.

If you look at most people as shit, you are arrogant.

butts butts butts

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 12:23

>>824 is T A N A S I N N

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 12:42

>>828 I look at most people as shit, but it doesn't have to do with intelligence. Intelligence isn't something that can be controlled. Either you're smart or you're not, no sense in being proud of something you can't control (like your nationality, etc.) I don't look down on someone with a low IQ, because that wasn't his choice.

No, what I despise is ignorance. Ignorance is something you can control. Different opinions aside, I've got no respect for people who spout off about subjects they know nothing about as if they did. And while education can help, it doesn't always: I've met people without high school diplomas who are very well-informed (and very smart sometimes too) and I've met people with advanced degrees who completely had their heads up their asses.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 12:58

>>830, I think I grasp the distinction. May I illustrate with an anecdote from my family?

In high-school, a science teacher played a prank on his class by telling them that the direction, clockwise or counterclockwise, that the water runs out of the toilet when we flush is dependent upon the gender of its last user. Most of the kids, including my younger sister, went home and attempted to verify this by experiment.

When she told our stepfather, a man illiterate his entire life, who also could not perform basic arithmetic, he laughed and said "How does the toilet know?"

My sister, as many youths are, was ignorant. My stepfather, while not a learned or worldly man, was not.

Is this the distinction, or have I failed to grasp something?

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 13:12

> I've got no respect for people who spout off about subjects they know nothing about as if they did.

And neither do I.

GOODNIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 13:45

>>831 yeah, I'd say that's the distinction, pretty much. Though that might have to do with the fact that students can be easily misled by their teachers, since they're supposed to be authorities on their subjects and all. Formal education doesn't teach you common sense, I guess.

I was also thinking of people who talk about "important issues" like politics and economics, and who think that because they've got a B.A. in Business Administration and watch 24-hour cable news that they know how to fix the world. There's nothing wrong with talking about these things, but if you're going to talk as if you were an expert, at least take from more sources than goddamn CNN and Fox News. Maybe read a few fucking books first, do some research and try to find both sides of the story. Sorry, I don't want to make this political, but I know a lot of these people. There might just be a lot of them where I live.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 17:43

this thread has been reduced to poop
           ノ|
          ( ̄ ̄)
         ( ̄ ̄ ̄)
         ( ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄)
i hope you're all proud, you THINKERS

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 17:50

>>834
wwww

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 17:56

>>835
I concur.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 19:32

>>834 I am very proud, thank you

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 21:11

The concept of "first among equals" really isn't that hard, people.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 21:43

          /⌒ヽ
        /( ´ω`)  My feet...I c-can't move my feet..
        || | |  | |  I was born in DQN... Everyone made me run.
         ( | |ノ| |  It was tough as nails...but everybody loved it. Just to see me run.
         ノ>U U But now people are thinking too much. They can't remember the simple joy of bu-n...
      ..........レレ     I knew that this day would come someday. Thank you everybody, but it's time to say goodbye...

          /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ´ω`)二⊃  Bu, bu-n...
        |    /
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ
      ..........レレ

        ...........⌒ヽ
    ..........  ( ´ω`)二⊃  W-what's happening? My body...
     ..........   /
       ..........ヽノ
     ..........>ノ

       ........../⌒ヽ
        ..........´ω`)  Everybody...thank you...this is goodbye...

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-6856 23:54

>>839 aye, now there went a good lad. wot a swell one, that >>839. we hardly knew thee, sad Boon.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 00:46

          /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ´ω`)二⊃  Hello, kids!
        |    /  It's me, BU-Npa.
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ
      ..........レレ

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 01:21

>>737-833 u guys r crazy

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 02:05

Last FM has many flaws.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 02:15

>>843 Such as? For all I use it for it is great I reckon.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 02:30

>>844

I'm trying to scrobble one of my favorite artists, and it shows I'm listening to her, but it won't record the plays.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 14:51

For some reason I find Last.fm invasive. I mean, it has logs of all the music you've listened to in the past X years. Of course it's not like your music library is going to come up in a court of law years down the line, nor is the Last.fm software judging your terrible music taste, but it just feels scary to me.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 15:43

>>845 Who are you listening to?

>>846 That is exactly why I like it and the main reason I use it

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 20:22

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 22:08

You're a good girl, yes you are
Good girl.
Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl?
You're a good girl!

850 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6857 22:40

I am Espeon! (to the theme of I Am Weasel)

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 00:53

Why would she need eyes, of all things?

852 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6858 01:54

Yes!

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 03:14

What's the point.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 06:31

My favorite Pokemon are really random
Beedrill, Shellder, Magneton, Slugma, Koffing, Tangela

855 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6858 08:52

>>854, love me! Me! Me!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 10:09

I like how the happy pills kill my sex drive. I don't have to cut off my nutsack after all.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 10:47

why did I start playing ffxiv right after I quit another MMO.

Also I swear I'll start exercising today, I don't wanna catch the 'beetis

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 12:07

BACON

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 12:53

>>856
This happened to me, and I got all upset and worried about it.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Then the happy pills fixed that too!

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 13:21

My favourite pokémon is Pikachu, he's rly cute.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 15:29

>>860
so i herd u liek pikachus

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 18:46

>>853
It's just a point man. Leave it be.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 18:51

Today, I almost fed my dog charcoal.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 22:02

fuck I need more sleep

865 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6858 22:57

>>854
Sandshew, Beedril, Scyther, Vaporeon, Wartortle, Noctowl.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 01:01

Quesoooooooooooooo

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 02:26

DADDY
DADDY COOL
DADDY
DADDY COOL
DADDY
DADDY COOL

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 03:42

DADDY
DADDY COOL
dundundundun dundundun dundundundundun dundundun

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 04:25

>>1-868,870-1000
Fuck each and every single one of you. I'm not fuckign passive aggressive! Fuck you!

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 10:06

>>869
Rude! Most ungentlemanly.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:15

I cannot decide whether this ritual is actually helpful or not.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:26

That does it. Tomorrow I'm getting high again.

873 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6859 19:55

Better do it quick.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 20:24

I love wearing puttees

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 21:32

When all else fails, think of England.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 22:25

>>869
Don't insult >>1000-kun

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 03:49

>>871
It's not.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 11:54

I will get to stage five tonight, I swear it.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 16:56

Somebody visited my shrine! I'm so happy.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 17:39

>>871
What kind of ritual are you talking about?

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 17:59

>>880
One of my own creation. It consists of picturing a thought that is troubling me as a small tangible object, holding it in one hand, and, using my other hand, making a cutting motion through it. It doesn't help dramatically, but it has stopped me from dwelling on certain thoughts, as tends to happen.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 18:10

>>872
I've been doing that four the last four days.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 19:34

I want the >>>888 GET.

I must have it.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 20:33

My mother calls me. She asks if I have a Book of Mormon she can borrow. I tell her I think I have one but will probably have to dig for it. Whatever. I think she's studying up on Mormons because one might be president. She tells me that they went to see The Avengers which is kind of weird, but everyone else on earth has seen it. She then tells me that Captain America is "way too Aryan; Hitler would have loved him." I tell her that he's from the forties; there were a lot more white people back then. She says "well, then they should have used someone like John Hamm or 'some Italian.' Someone with some color to them..."

Old people are unbelievably racist. We should put them in camps...

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 22:22

>>884

> there were a lot more white people back then.

Huh?

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 05:51

>>885
There has always been minority populations but back then the minorities were whiter.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 05:54

I'm going to be shameful and give myself the alley-oop for the GET.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 05:54

Ah.. so sweet! So rewarding! What I wouldn't do for another one of these.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 07:39

Firefox a shit.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 10:20

I expected better of you, of all people.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 10:28

Nothing on earth really belongs to me.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 11:52

To render 7 billion people into 7 billion corpses: now that would be a worthy cause!

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 12:15

>>887,888
I would be upset with you, but I have a weakness for the word "alley-oop." So congratulations on the GET.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 12:30

>>893
Thank you.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 16:44

Is it weird that I'm buying a book of mormon rather than getting one for free by just asking? I think if I ordered one from the church, they'd send guys to my house to tell me how great their little club is. I guess I could have ordered it and had it sent directly to my mother. The terrible things she'd have to say about the cheery and clean-cut white people on her doorstep would almost be worth it.

I went to two used book stores, each of which had multiple copies in the past. Both were out. Now is the time to invest in Mormon futures, I guess. I actually ended up ordering it online through Amazon marketplace. They don't sell it themselves, which seems weird. Well, they do sell a Kindle version. Even weirder, I guess.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 17:06

>>896
They mail it to you. If they come to your house, just say that you can't deal with people, it's what I did.

What does it mean to "invest in a Mormon future"? Reading the book of mormon won't make you millions of dollars, it won't even probably make you five. The only people who need religious texts by necessity are religious leaders or religious teachers, and then there's some doubt (in my mind, at least) that they truly need their sacred words then. Faith is built around belief and nothing else.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 19:05

>>896
Can't you buy one of better quality, though? I had a ton of free Bibles but they were all small and printed on that awful recycled paper you can see right through. A couple of years ago I got rid of them and bought a sturdier one.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 20:03

I'd only end up talking to myself anyway.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 20:31

>>897
Sorry, it's just a turn of phrase and related to futures and options, not a future of mormonism.

>>898
I have a few of those giveaways. Some had a prayer translated into a bunch of foreign languages and were always briefly interesting to look at. Tamil is a funny looking one.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 21:58

>>900
(⇀‸↼‶) ஏன் நீங்கள் என் மொழி கேலி

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 00:18

People who claim to like Touhou but haven't played the game are absolute fuckwits.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 00:57

I'm tired from work, so tired that I don't feel like writing or masturbating. I don't like my job, but I can't quit until I have one that pays more.

>>902
I agree.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 02:52

Wario Ware is a superior party game to Mario Party. Party games are the only acceptable form of "social gaming" for me. I don't think I could quite get into online shooters. The only downside to party games is you need somebody to play it with. ;_;

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 02:54

I have never played a Touhou game because I run linux and it would be too hard to get it to work in linux let alone patching it for English.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 05:08

>>905
Why do you need English? Aren't only elementary school kids allowed to use translations?

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 05:34

>>905
touhou freezes on my computer when i try to play it (i use linux too)

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 05:54

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 12:13

I couldn't agree more, levitating Japanese dog.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 19:22

I'm purple monkey dishwasher and what is this?

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 19:35

What?

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 19:45

Hi everybody's personal blog

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 19:50

>>906
What? Because I don't know Japanese.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 23:11

>>913
Reimu: Hey, you! What the hell are you doing here?
[animal/monster girl in frilly dress]: I'm going to eat you!
Reimu: {Untranslatable kanji pun}

{they fight}

Reimu: Serves you right! Now get out of my way!

There, I just translated every line of dialogue you'll ever see in a Touhou game.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 03:36

>>913
Using the English translation is 初月(イージーモード)

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 07:51

Umbrellas look so pretty.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 17:43

Green tea up my nose, oh no.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 19:12

>>914

>implying youkai eat humans

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 19:55

* Are you implying that youkai eat humans?

Apologies for my atrocious grammar, I don't know what came over me!

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 20:15

>>919
But I wasn't asking a question. It was a statement, not an interrogative.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 21:01

>>919
You [b]are[/b] implying [b]that[/b] eat humans.
Statement not question.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 22:26

>>920 It wasn't a statement, it was a fragment.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 00:30

I'm tempted to write a really big article whose main idea can be summed up to "fuck you to the poor guy who's going to have to write an essay on this 100 years in the future."

Only thing is, I suck at writing.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 00:36

I want to read, learn, and exercise. I know they'd bring me joy and practical benefits. But my neuroticism and NEET lifestyle have made me all self-defeating and I try to rationalize not doing these things, even when I want to do them.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 02:55

>>924 is mistaking NEET and Hikki. Since the first is a title while the second is the lifestyle he is describing. One can not have a Not in Employment Education or Training lifestyle since it is a title given to those who live in a hikki style rather than a quantifier by its own right.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 03:15

>>925
Well, NEET carries certain connotations too. The Tokyopop translation of Welcome to the NHK! even defined it as a recent euphemism for hikikomori, though I'm not sure how accurate that is.

I just didn't want to call myself a hikikomori because that's a little obnoxious. Like identifying as a "hacker" instead of a "programming" or "coder". Feels like the kind of term that can only be conferred upon you by someone else.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 03:29

>>926
I call myself a hacker, in the sense that I use something for a purpose it is not designed to do. See I have strung together various systems in my house to be able to control my TV and Air conditioning from my laptop connected to my server, however this does not give me access to the Whitehouses mainframe does it?
Using a term to refer to yourself as it was intended does not mean you need to associate yourself with the kind of people who use the term to pretend to be someone who has more power or skill than they really do. Saying that you are a social recluse is not something that should associate you with a group that is not in that category.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 04:06

>>926
Also Tokyopop corporation is not known for their in depth research into pop culture, most of their descriptions are brief inacurate overviews and not actual definitions.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 04:41

Why is being a normalfag so bad?

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 05:38

Ah... if only I could have chosen someone who was mentally sound to fall in love with. I wish she could be stable. Cheating and drugs and self-harm on her end, with a lack of attachment or affection for me, are all making me anxious... it doesn't make sense to care about someone who wants to destroy their life, but these feelings won't go away!

>>929
They're detestable. Also, back to the imageboards, buddy!

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 06:07

I come back from anime club and there's a Japanese monster movie on. This family is pretty cool.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 06:58

I call myself a shut-in to avoid the drama associated with the terms hikikomori and NEET online. Shut-ins don't tend to have jobs and they aren't necessarily in their room 24/7, they just stick in their houses a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBjsPhXhXl0 <-- Good song

What does it really mean to be a hacker? Do you have to program to be one? I have all kinds of little hacks for the way I do things, afk and ol, and even though I can't code well, I fit in with many of the hacker stereotypes and I feel I view things differently than normals do.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 13:53

>>927
I should elaborate. I don't really have a problem with other people calling themselves something, as long as they're not annoying about it. For example, I'm fine if someone casually describes themselves as a nerd. But I'm not fine with most of these people.

This is why I try to stick with neutral terms that actually state what I am, even if they carry other connotations. Similar to how public organisations go from now-offensive words like "cripple" to descriptive ones like "wheelchair user", I'd rather describe myself as a "NEET" than a "bum". Or to follow >>932's example, I'd rather call myself a "shut-in" than a "hikikomori". Even though I can be described as all four.

Maybe I'm just a huge, pretentious hypocrite and I've let contemporary geek and wapanese stereotypes affect me too much.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 19:19

>>933

>Alicia Marie Gearl  Sitting here in a pair of panties that say,"Foxy" across the ass, a olive green tank, and doing school work. While thinking of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dragon Ball Z, The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time, and Star Wars... Im such a nerd. :p

I hate hipsters far more than is healthy for one to hate them.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 20:19

When you lose, you win.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:56

>>902
I disagree. For many people Touhou is about the music, the characters and the massive body of fanon accumulated over the years. This includes even a lot of the people creating said fanon.
As for me, I bought several of the games only to discover that I die around stage 2-2 more often than I'm willing to put up with. So I stopped playing and went back to reading doujin manga and listening to the doujin music. If this means I am disqualified from liking Touhou as a whole in your eyes, well, fuck you.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:56

I wonder if George R. R. Martin has ever seen Kurosawa's Ran.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 22:00

>>937
I don't know. But I do know that both he and Gene Wolfe are Jack Vance fans. Almost all of Haviland Tuf's dialogue from the Tuf Voyaging stories are Martin's conscious attempt to have him speak like a Vance character from "The Dying Earth."

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 22:39

Oh god no not again

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 23:03

>>930
Oh, I know how that feels. Well, I'm not in the exact same situation, but it's similar enough. If only he cared about me again, I could handle the rest. Kind of like playing love on hard mode, heh. If only he didn't push me away.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 23:11

I just farted and it sounded like Chewbacca.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 23:31

I should really get around to reading Vernor Vinge's Hugo-winning novels, but I don't know what order to do so in. I know they're not sequels in the same continuity, but I've heard people say that The Peace War ought to be read only after having read A Fire Upon The Deep, for instance ...

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 00:32

I want to get more work. I want to work 70 hours a week so I can make a lot of money and never have to go home. I have no friends and I don't like being reminded of that fact.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 01:16

Fuck Anonymous Jones!!!!!!!!

>>943
Wouldn't that exhaust you

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 01:21

>>938
I think Gene Wolfe lives near me...

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 02:42

I just bought my first vibrator and oh my god...

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 02:48

>>944 better exhausted than depressed.

Also I agree: fuck Anonymous Jones.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 04:22

Fuck Anonymous Jones. I hope he dies in a fire.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 07:19

Dota 2 > LoL

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 07:31

dum dum dum dugga dum dum

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 09:46

Well, I have four essays and a presentation handout to write, several bags of laundry to get done, five tall stacks of books on my desk to sort into shelves, a few dirty dishes to wash, two A4 pages of new vocabulary to memorize, and lunch to plan. But damn it, it's far more important that I inform Facebook of the video games I like! The Internet must learn about my obsession with skinning wolves in a fictitious Mexican territory!

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 11:47

Yoga is fun. I'm glad I tried it.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 13:20

I'm glad I bought all these dragon dildos

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 13:29

What's with all the /jp/ people?

Damn you, Eternal Summer!

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 15:50

>>954
They aren't /jp/ more likely /a/ or /v/.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 17:14

>>954
I've linked /dqn/ on /jp/ on multiple occasions, or mentioned it. "Dragon dildos" is /v/ though.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 18:05

You are definitely receiving the most traffic from /jp/ when it comes to 4chan. Most people from /a/ and /v/ would not understand the appeal of DQN, let alone find it.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 18:20

>>957
True. I don't mind 4channers (most of us are or were 4channers at some point), just stop using memes I don't recognize! Otherwise I'll have to look them up and get irritated at all the Memes "R" Us sites that have sprung up lately.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 18:56

>>958
Most of 4chan is a MEMES R US site now, well /b/ at least. There are some good boards, like /tg/ and /po/. But after the news started heralding it as dangerous and edgy all the emos started flocking to it.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 19:25

>>959
/jp/ isn't like that, it's full of assholes. It's just that the fast boards are full of crap.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 20:19

Hormones is never an excuse for cheating... right?

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 20:45

>>961

If you cheat you should kill yourself

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 21:05

To simultaneously love her and fear her; what an odd feeling.

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 21:58

feels like the only paths to success are theft, extortion, and murder. mostly extortion.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 00:13

>>961
I don't think so... I have hormones, but I've never cheated on anyone before. Even though my kind-of girlfriend's cheated on me five times with two different people, I haven't wanted to cheat on her at all once.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 00:26

>>965 what a bitch

(both of you)

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 00:27

>>966
She does a lot of bad things but she promised she'd change, so whatever...

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 00:38

>>966
I think it was just four times, actually.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 10:16

DQN is one of the few places on the internet where I am completely at easy. Many sites agitate me and depress me.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 10:17

Time to stare out the window again. Oh hello, birch tree! Fancy seeing you here.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 11:08

Today's clouds are MAGNIFICENT. I saw some god damned amazing cirrus this morning, including some halo phenomena(!), and now the sky is full of beautiful fluffy cumulus. Ah, I just want to lick the sky sometimes.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 11:23

It's ridiculously sunny here, and I can barely see any clouds in the sky. Yet the weather forecast claims there will be heavy thunderstorms with torrential downpours today.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 12:05

Since we're on the subject... A while ago I told my kind-of boyfriend I cheated on him. It was a lie. I just wanted to push him away because of fear. Unsure if I should ever bring it up again... I've been thinking about it a lot though.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 17:00

>>973
You may as well sort-of-dump him. Being told you've been deceived like that by someone you trusted and then trying to forgive them as they hang around is really fucking painful.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 18:29

Feels good to get a bunch of work done.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 19:12

>>973
That isn't you, is it, Emily?

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 19:33

STOP!

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 19:57

Hammer Time!

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 20:06

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onkyokei

I came across this ages ago and found it interesting but forgot what it was called, but I just came across it again, how delightful :3 Perhaps some of you may remember I made an audio version of the DQN Madlib thread when it was finished; the backing track I made for that was partly inspired by this. I connected the line in of my iMac to the line in of my macbook pro and recorded the gentle buzzing static on the macbook, and then literally got an erection when I realised doing things on it changed the tone and timbre of the static in little ways, such as covering the light sensor, turning the brightness up and down, mashing the keyboard, carrying out tasks in other programs and using exposé

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 04:53

The DQN album is so great.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 04:57

I never though I'd want kids, but I had a dream I had a baby last night and it was the most amazing feeling in the world. What the hell?

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 05:21

Huh. My ID on other 4-ch boards changes far more frequently than my IP address. Wonder what's up with that.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 05:24

>>982
It changes between threads.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 05:51

>>983
Ah, that's all right then. I hadn't posted outside /dqn/ for so long that I had forgotten all about how ID works there.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 07:52

"Something about pocket watches."

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 10:09

Today I ate egg noodles, ice cream, lemonade, pancakes, and popcorn.

I'm so fucking happy I don't get fat. (Only a little tubby that can easily be worked off with 2~3 hours of exercise)

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 19:27

Duuu, du du du du duuu, du du du du duuuu, du du du du duuu.... I have u-ziq's Secret Stair Part 1 stuck in my head.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:29

I swear she'll be the death of me yet.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:27

It's hot. >_<;

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 05:46

Am I the only one who thinks the BBC Micro version of Elite would make a great browser game? Should be fairly trivial to code the graphics, too.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 06:08

The mineral water from this bottle I just took from the fridge has the weirdest aftertaste I've ever gotten from water.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 09:28

I'm going to try to create music. Wish me luck!

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 09:36

>>992
Good luck! I shall do the same.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 10:57

I wonder when violence is justifiable.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:04

>>991 Bottled water is just tap water, dumbass.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:14

Women these days simply don't wear enough frilly dresses.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:20

Women these days simply don't wear enough.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:24

>>995
Yes, but tap water that isn't full of limescale and chlorine, unlike the stuff from my own tap. I prefer my drinking water not to taste like a piece of chalk that someone just fished out of a public swimming pool, thank you very much. Also, when it's this hot outside, I need a cold drink. The "cold water" tap only supplies lukewarm stuff these days.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:36

I think this is my first >>999GET. On this special occasion, I would like to regale you with my favourite quote about Japanese culture:

“The average Westerner, in his sleek complacency, will see in the tea ceremony but another instance of the thousand and one oddities which constitute the quaintness and childishness of the East to him. He was wont to regard Japan as barbarous while she indulged in the gentle arts of peace: he calls her civilised since she began to commit wholesale slaughter on Manchurian battlefields.”
―Kakuzō Okakura, The Book of Tea, 1906

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