[Contentless] Post your current thought [Thinking] [Personal] [Part ➅] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 11:23

Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378

I hope nobody minds that I cleaned up the title a little bit.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 23:03

Why do people abuse people who love them?

777 Name: >>775 : 1993-09-6851 23:20

Thank you >>774-san and >>776-san.

Now I can get 777!

Today is my lucky break!

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 02:50

I can't believe E3 2012 is on Tuesday. I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing while I watched it last year. I remember the feelings I had about the person I loved, and the confusion I had about my life. It's insane how much has changed in one year.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 03:12

I empathize with you completely.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 03:37

I often find myself looking back and thinking, "Wow, I'm actually XX years old. This is wild."

Times seems to pass increasingly quickly with age.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 04:48

Speaking of E3, who else is going to be watching it all day tomorrow?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 06:02

I have nothing better to do.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 06:13

The question should be aimed to highlight those NOT watching it all day tomorrow.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 06:20

My friends are talking on skype, but I'm having a hard time understanding what they're saying. I think I'm forgetting English.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 13:16

Last night I had a dream involving the gravity gun from Half Life 2 being used in Minecraft. That would be pretty awesome.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 15:25


787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 18:21

zombies are fucking lame

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 19:20

E3 has really sucked so far

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 19:29

>>786-san here. I saw the Halo 4 thing. That all looked pretty sweet. Poor Cortana.
In other news. I am going to ask a girl too dinner. Wish me luck.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 01:09

>>789 you can do it consecutive numbers-tan!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 02:51


You've invariably fucked it up, haven't you

Great work, we sure could count on you to fail

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 06:34

Time to decompress like an empress.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 07:54

I really love salty caramel.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 14:38

The alternative is unthinkable. Let's just leave everything as it is, shall we?

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 15:40


You're just lazy and will use your whole time to fap anyway

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 16:57

>>791,795 projects his own personal failings onto others

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 20:41

>>787 is a hipster. He liked zombies better when they were still underground.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 22:58

>>788 hoped the Wii U would have been better ;_;

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 01:27

I think that my girlfriend is cheating on me right now, and there's nothing I can do about it.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 01:41

She was.

I couldn't.

Now she wants to break up with me. Fuck my life, best end it now. Goodbye DQN.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 03:51

Trust me, she isn't worth it. You don't need her to affirm your life - the only one that can do that is yourself. And remember that DQN is here for you. Bros before hoes.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 05:22

I'm calmer now, thanks. I just get worked up sometimes...

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 09:57

It's best just to not ever get into a relationship in the first place! The world is a mean place, and the only way you can maximize your happiness is by spending your time in isolation - stop looking outside of yourself!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 11:54

I played Psychonauts (got it as part of the Indie Bundle V) and I was surprised how much it sucks despite all the critical praise. The writing is amusing, but that's all it has going for it. Game-wise it's just an old N64 platformer but with frustrating controls and a camera. If you're going to make me do generic platforming, at least give me smooth controls and camera. I might be able to forgive the terrible gameplay if it had good atmosphere, but the graphics are ugly as hell and I can't stand the whole 'wacky music' thing. No wonder this game didn't sell well.

Sword and Sworcery EP, on the other hand, is proving to be pretty good. It's light on the gameplay end, but it's more about the atmosphere of the graphics and music, which I think are excellent.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 12:26

( ˃ Д˂) >>803 No, no, no! Don't shut yourself off from the world, you might just find someone who will love you and make it all worth it.

( ・-・) 。。。

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 12:45

I assume you have Amnesia: The Dark Descent as well? I seem to recall I made a post about that a while back... Haha, yes, I did.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 13:56

>>804 you're probably not going to be surprised, but all that's been said before.

( ・-・) I for one am absolutely ecstatic that collectathon platformers have gone the way of disco.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 14:03

I agree it's most important to find happiness from within yourself first, rather than rely on others to give it to you. However, once you've established that, there's no reason to stay lonely. Nothing last forever, but that doesn't mean we can't love and be loved while it lasts.

Yep, but I'm waiting for the weekend to play it because I want to get good and drunk first. I don't normally scare very easily but I've never played a horror game before so I'm not sure how it's going to go.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 14:26

I'm mostly contented with who I am, but love is nice!

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 18:28

Then she does not deserve you.
But don't close yourself off from the world. I do consider myself to be introverted and asocial. However living like that *all* the time makes me feel sad. I made a promise to myself to change for the better an age ago. Now I have good friends, and maybe even something more in days to come.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 23:34

My head hurts.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 01:13

Is it bad to love someone more than they love you?

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 01:22

Nope! All relationships are like that, at least in the beginning.

All you can do is hope and try that they'll come up to your level. But don't try too hard, or you could end up in some sort of institution.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 01:33

>>810 I'm also an extreme introvert, and I want to become a part of society again. But I can't stand dating, or even women for the most part. How do you get over that fact?

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 01:40

Einfühlungsvermögen, 811, einfühlungsvermögen.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 04:06

Forget about dating for now, start with the small stuff - learning how to use small talk to make quick friends and such.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 04:24

>>816 I can already manage small talk. I have to do that at work. I can't make deeper connections, though. And I'm pretty sure none of this will help me with the relationship problem.

sorry, I don't mean to be contrary. But I've thought it through a lot by now.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 06:32

Ah, I see. When you said you were extremely introverted I wasn't sure how bad it was since some people can't even leave the house.

Anyway, deeper connections are just a matter of slowly revealing personal things about yourselves little by little. Drop little hints of your true self here and there, and they will start to reciprocate with their own. Sometimes you can move along the process faster with personal questions. That's how you start to become friends.

Of course you don't have any reason to do this if you don't like them in the first place. You can't really force yourself to like someone. Just take it easy and eventually you will meet somebody that's true friend material. They're rare but out there. You may already know one but not realize it yet.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 06:45

goddamn I just realized I sound like a freaking horoscope, please don't take my words too seriously

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 12:42

One kind of criticism to the exclusion of all other kinds of criticisms is is the cancer that is giving criticism a bad name.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 14:06

>>819 don't worry about it. Your advice is good. I just need to find people who share my interests, and who I can talk to. And maybe romance can come after I have some friends...? Well, I still have serious doubts about that, but there's no use thinking about it.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 14:48

It carries out and is Tungsten.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 15:22

Get over it? I don't. This is going to sound really arrogant, but I look at most people as idiots. And my IQ is only slightly above the average. This situation is probably a lot worse for people with much higher IQs. But anyway, most people are shit. It's the norm. I just deal with it. But if I choose not to interact with anybody at all then I won't ever get to find the few people who are not shit. And they are great. People like me and people like you. I never knew this was what real friends were like until I got some. And it's great.
Is good advice.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 16:10

Too much thinking in this thread and too little feeling.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 19:26

I have a very high IQ and I appreciate the differences in people. I don't think that intelligence has anything to do with it.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 00:54

I'm not particularly intelligent, but I feel the same way about people. Though the fact is, a lot of people think exactly like us.

I'd quite frankly rather be one of the idiots and appreciate everyone as my peers. It must be so nice to take everyone seriously rather than a select few people.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 05:37

Try to look at life from their perspective and analyze why they think the way they do. It's possible to find grains of wisdom amidst the stupidity. I think writing off other people as 'shit' is just as dumb as the inability to solve logic puzzles.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 11:26

My IQ is stratospheric. Doesn't make me not an "idiot" in any sense but the "low IQ" one. IQ is largely a measure of your ability to take IQ tests.

If you look at most people as shit, you are arrogant.

butts butts butts

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 12:23

>>824 is T A N A S I N N

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 12:42

>>828 I look at most people as shit, but it doesn't have to do with intelligence. Intelligence isn't something that can be controlled. Either you're smart or you're not, no sense in being proud of something you can't control (like your nationality, etc.) I don't look down on someone with a low IQ, because that wasn't his choice.

No, what I despise is ignorance. Ignorance is something you can control. Different opinions aside, I've got no respect for people who spout off about subjects they know nothing about as if they did. And while education can help, it doesn't always: I've met people without high school diplomas who are very well-informed (and very smart sometimes too) and I've met people with advanced degrees who completely had their heads up their asses.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 12:58

>>830, I think I grasp the distinction. May I illustrate with an anecdote from my family?

In high-school, a science teacher played a prank on his class by telling them that the direction, clockwise or counterclockwise, that the water runs out of the toilet when we flush is dependent upon the gender of its last user. Most of the kids, including my younger sister, went home and attempted to verify this by experiment.

When she told our stepfather, a man illiterate his entire life, who also could not perform basic arithmetic, he laughed and said "How does the toilet know?"

My sister, as many youths are, was ignorant. My stepfather, while not a learned or worldly man, was not.

Is this the distinction, or have I failed to grasp something?

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 13:12

> I've got no respect for people who spout off about subjects they know nothing about as if they did.

And neither do I.


833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 13:45

>>831 yeah, I'd say that's the distinction, pretty much. Though that might have to do with the fact that students can be easily misled by their teachers, since they're supposed to be authorities on their subjects and all. Formal education doesn't teach you common sense, I guess.

I was also thinking of people who talk about "important issues" like politics and economics, and who think that because they've got a B.A. in Business Administration and watch 24-hour cable news that they know how to fix the world. There's nothing wrong with talking about these things, but if you're going to talk as if you were an expert, at least take from more sources than goddamn CNN and Fox News. Maybe read a few fucking books first, do some research and try to find both sides of the story. Sorry, I don't want to make this political, but I know a lot of these people. There might just be a lot of them where I live.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 17:43

this thread has been reduced to poop
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i hope you're all proud, you THINKERS

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 17:50


836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 17:56

I concur.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 19:32

>>834 I am very proud, thank you

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 21:11

The concept of "first among equals" really isn't that hard, people.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 21:43

        /( ´ω`)  My feet...I c-can't move my feet..
        || | |  | |  I was born in DQN... Everyone made me run.
         ( | |ノ| |  It was tough as nails...but everybody loved it. Just to see me run.
         ノ>U U But now people are thinking too much. They can't remember the simple joy of bu-n...
      ..........レレ     I knew that this day would come someday. Thank you everybody, but it's time to say goodbye...

   ⊂二二二( ´ω`)二⊃  Bu, bu-n...
        |    /
         ( ヽノ

    ..........  ( ´ω`)二⊃  W-what's happening? My body...
     ..........   /

        ..........´ω`)  Everybody...thank you...this is goodbye...

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-6856 23:54

>>839 aye, now there went a good lad. wot a swell one, that >>839. we hardly knew thee, sad Boon.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 00:46

   ⊂二二二( ´ω`)二⊃  Hello, kids!
        |    /  It's me, BU-Npa.
         ( ヽノ

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 01:21

>>737-833 u guys r crazy

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 02:05

Last FM has many flaws.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 02:15

>>843 Such as? For all I use it for it is great I reckon.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 02:30


I'm trying to scrobble one of my favorite artists, and it shows I'm listening to her, but it won't record the plays.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 14:51

For some reason I find Last.fm invasive. I mean, it has logs of all the music you've listened to in the past X years. Of course it's not like your music library is going to come up in a court of law years down the line, nor is the Last.fm software judging your terrible music taste, but it just feels scary to me.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 15:43

>>845 Who are you listening to?

>>846 That is exactly why I like it and the main reason I use it

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 20:22

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 22:08

You're a good girl, yes you are
Good girl.
Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl?
You're a good girl!

850 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6857 22:40

I am Espeon! (to the theme of I Am Weasel)

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 00:53

Why would she need eyes, of all things?

852 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6858 01:54


853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 03:14

What's the point.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 06:31

My favorite Pokemon are really random
Beedrill, Shellder, Magneton, Slugma, Koffing, Tangela

855 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6858 08:52

>>854, love me! Me! Me!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 10:09

I like how the happy pills kill my sex drive. I don't have to cut off my nutsack after all.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 10:47

why did I start playing ffxiv right after I quit another MMO.

Also I swear I'll start exercising today, I don't wanna catch the 'beetis

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 12:07


859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 12:53

This happened to me, and I got all upset and worried about it.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Then the happy pills fixed that too!

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 13:21

My favourite pokémon is Pikachu, he's rly cute.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 15:29

so i herd u liek pikachus

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 18:46

It's just a point man. Leave it be.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 18:51

Today, I almost fed my dog charcoal.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 22:02

fuck I need more sleep

865 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6858 22:57

Sandshew, Beedril, Scyther, Vaporeon, Wartortle, Noctowl.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 01:01


867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 02:26


868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 03:42

dundundundun dundundun dundundundundun dundundun

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 04:25

Fuck each and every single one of you. I'm not fuckign passive aggressive! Fuck you!

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 10:06

Rude! Most ungentlemanly.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:15

I cannot decide whether this ritual is actually helpful or not.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:26

That does it. Tomorrow I'm getting high again.

873 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6859 19:55

Better do it quick.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 20:24

I love wearing puttees

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 21:32

When all else fails, think of England.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 22:25

Don't insult >>1000-kun

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 03:49

It's not.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 11:54

I will get to stage five tonight, I swear it.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 16:56

Somebody visited my shrine! I'm so happy.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 17:39

What kind of ritual are you talking about?

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 17:59

One of my own creation. It consists of picturing a thought that is troubling me as a small tangible object, holding it in one hand, and, using my other hand, making a cutting motion through it. It doesn't help dramatically, but it has stopped me from dwelling on certain thoughts, as tends to happen.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 18:10

I've been doing that four the last four days.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 19:34

I want the >>>888 GET.

I must have it.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 20:33

My mother calls me. She asks if I have a Book of Mormon she can borrow. I tell her I think I have one but will probably have to dig for it. Whatever. I think she's studying up on Mormons because one might be president. She tells me that they went to see The Avengers which is kind of weird, but everyone else on earth has seen it. She then tells me that Captain America is "way too Aryan; Hitler would have loved him." I tell her that he's from the forties; there were a lot more white people back then. She says "well, then they should have used someone like John Hamm or 'some Italian.' Someone with some color to them..."

Old people are unbelievably racist. We should put them in camps...

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 22:22


> there were a lot more white people back then.


886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 05:51

There has always been minority populations but back then the minorities were whiter.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 05:54

I'm going to be shameful and give myself the alley-oop for the GET.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 05:54

Ah.. so sweet! So rewarding! What I wouldn't do for another one of these.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 07:39

Firefox a shit.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 10:20

I expected better of you, of all people.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 10:28

Nothing on earth really belongs to me.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 11:52

To render 7 billion people into 7 billion corpses: now that would be a worthy cause!

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 12:15

I would be upset with you, but I have a weakness for the word "alley-oop." So congratulations on the GET.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 12:30

Thank you.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 16:44

Is it weird that I'm buying a book of mormon rather than getting one for free by just asking? I think if I ordered one from the church, they'd send guys to my house to tell me how great their little club is. I guess I could have ordered it and had it sent directly to my mother. The terrible things she'd have to say about the cheery and clean-cut white people on her doorstep would almost be worth it.

I went to two used book stores, each of which had multiple copies in the past. Both were out. Now is the time to invest in Mormon futures, I guess. I actually ended up ordering it online through Amazon marketplace. They don't sell it themselves, which seems weird. Well, they do sell a Kindle version. Even weirder, I guess.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 17:06

They mail it to you. If they come to your house, just say that you can't deal with people, it's what I did.

What does it mean to "invest in a Mormon future"? Reading the book of mormon won't make you millions of dollars, it won't even probably make you five. The only people who need religious texts by necessity are religious leaders or religious teachers, and then there's some doubt (in my mind, at least) that they truly need their sacred words then. Faith is built around belief and nothing else.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 19:05

Can't you buy one of better quality, though? I had a ton of free Bibles but they were all small and printed on that awful recycled paper you can see right through. A couple of years ago I got rid of them and bought a sturdier one.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 20:03

I'd only end up talking to myself anyway.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 20:31

Sorry, it's just a turn of phrase and related to futures and options, not a future of mormonism.

I have a few of those giveaways. Some had a prayer translated into a bunch of foreign languages and were always briefly interesting to look at. Tamil is a funny looking one.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 21:58

(⇀‸↼‶) ஏன் நீங்கள் என் மொழி கேலி

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 00:18

People who claim to like Touhou but haven't played the game are absolute fuckwits.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 00:57

I'm tired from work, so tired that I don't feel like writing or masturbating. I don't like my job, but I can't quit until I have one that pays more.

I agree.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 02:52

Wario Ware is a superior party game to Mario Party. Party games are the only acceptable form of "social gaming" for me. I don't think I could quite get into online shooters. The only downside to party games is you need somebody to play it with. ;_;

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 02:54

I have never played a Touhou game because I run linux and it would be too hard to get it to work in linux let alone patching it for English.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 05:08

Why do you need English? Aren't only elementary school kids allowed to use translations?

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 05:34

touhou freezes on my computer when i try to play it (i use linux too)

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 05:54

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 12:13

I couldn't agree more, levitating Japanese dog.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 19:22

I'm purple monkey dishwasher and what is this?

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 19:35


912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 19:45

Hi everybody's personal blog

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 19:50

What? Because I don't know Japanese.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 23:11

Reimu: Hey, you! What the hell are you doing here?
[animal/monster girl in frilly dress]: I'm going to eat you!
Reimu: {Untranslatable kanji pun}

{they fight}

Reimu: Serves you right! Now get out of my way!

There, I just translated every line of dialogue you'll ever see in a Touhou game.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 03:36

Using the English translation is 初月(イージーモード)

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 07:51

Umbrellas look so pretty.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 17:43

Green tea up my nose, oh no.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 19:12


>implying youkai eat humans

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 19:55

* Are you implying that youkai eat humans?

Apologies for my atrocious grammar, I don't know what came over me!

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 20:15

But I wasn't asking a question. It was a statement, not an interrogative.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 21:01

You [b]are[/b] implying [b]that[/b] eat humans.
Statement not question.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 22:26

>>920 It wasn't a statement, it was a fragment.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 00:30

I'm tempted to write a really big article whose main idea can be summed up to "fuck you to the poor guy who's going to have to write an essay on this 100 years in the future."

Only thing is, I suck at writing.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 00:36

I want to read, learn, and exercise. I know they'd bring me joy and practical benefits. But my neuroticism and NEET lifestyle have made me all self-defeating and I try to rationalize not doing these things, even when I want to do them.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 02:55

>>924 is mistaking NEET and Hikki. Since the first is a title while the second is the lifestyle he is describing. One can not have a Not in Employment Education or Training lifestyle since it is a title given to those who live in a hikki style rather than a quantifier by its own right.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 03:15

Well, NEET carries certain connotations too. The Tokyopop translation of Welcome to the NHK! even defined it as a recent euphemism for hikikomori, though I'm not sure how accurate that is.

I just didn't want to call myself a hikikomori because that's a little obnoxious. Like identifying as a "hacker" instead of a "programming" or "coder". Feels like the kind of term that can only be conferred upon you by someone else.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 03:29

I call myself a hacker, in the sense that I use something for a purpose it is not designed to do. See I have strung together various systems in my house to be able to control my TV and Air conditioning from my laptop connected to my server, however this does not give me access to the Whitehouses mainframe does it?
Using a term to refer to yourself as it was intended does not mean you need to associate yourself with the kind of people who use the term to pretend to be someone who has more power or skill than they really do. Saying that you are a social recluse is not something that should associate you with a group that is not in that category.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 04:06

Also Tokyopop corporation is not known for their in depth research into pop culture, most of their descriptions are brief inacurate overviews and not actual definitions.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 04:41

Why is being a normalfag so bad?

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 05:38

Ah... if only I could have chosen someone who was mentally sound to fall in love with. I wish she could be stable. Cheating and drugs and self-harm on her end, with a lack of attachment or affection for me, are all making me anxious... it doesn't make sense to care about someone who wants to destroy their life, but these feelings won't go away!

They're detestable. Also, back to the imageboards, buddy!

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 06:07

I come back from anime club and there's a Japanese monster movie on. This family is pretty cool.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 06:58

I call myself a shut-in to avoid the drama associated with the terms hikikomori and NEET online. Shut-ins don't tend to have jobs and they aren't necessarily in their room 24/7, they just stick in their houses a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBjsPhXhXl0 <-- Good song

What does it really mean to be a hacker? Do you have to program to be one? I have all kinds of little hacks for the way I do things, afk and ol, and even though I can't code well, I fit in with many of the hacker stereotypes and I feel I view things differently than normals do.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 13:53

I should elaborate. I don't really have a problem with other people calling themselves something, as long as they're not annoying about it. For example, I'm fine if someone casually describes themselves as a nerd. But I'm not fine with most of these people.

This is why I try to stick with neutral terms that actually state what I am, even if they carry other connotations. Similar to how public organisations go from now-offensive words like "cripple" to descriptive ones like "wheelchair user", I'd rather describe myself as a "NEET" than a "bum". Or to follow >>932's example, I'd rather call myself a "shut-in" than a "hikikomori". Even though I can be described as all four.

Maybe I'm just a huge, pretentious hypocrite and I've let contemporary geek and wapanese stereotypes affect me too much.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 19:19


>Alicia Marie Gearl  Sitting here in a pair of panties that say,"Foxy" across the ass, a olive green tank, and doing school work. While thinking of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dragon Ball Z, The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time, and Star Wars... Im such a nerd. :p

I hate hipsters far more than is healthy for one to hate them.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 20:19

When you lose, you win.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:56

I disagree. For many people Touhou is about the music, the characters and the massive body of fanon accumulated over the years. This includes even a lot of the people creating said fanon.
As for me, I bought several of the games only to discover that I die around stage 2-2 more often than I'm willing to put up with. So I stopped playing and went back to reading doujin manga and listening to the doujin music. If this means I am disqualified from liking Touhou as a whole in your eyes, well, fuck you.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:56

I wonder if George R. R. Martin has ever seen Kurosawa's Ran.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 22:00

I don't know. But I do know that both he and Gene Wolfe are Jack Vance fans. Almost all of Haviland Tuf's dialogue from the Tuf Voyaging stories are Martin's conscious attempt to have him speak like a Vance character from "The Dying Earth."

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 22:39

Oh god no not again

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 23:03

Oh, I know how that feels. Well, I'm not in the exact same situation, but it's similar enough. If only he cared about me again, I could handle the rest. Kind of like playing love on hard mode, heh. If only he didn't push me away.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 23:11

I just farted and it sounded like Chewbacca.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 23:31

I should really get around to reading Vernor Vinge's Hugo-winning novels, but I don't know what order to do so in. I know they're not sequels in the same continuity, but I've heard people say that The Peace War ought to be read only after having read A Fire Upon The Deep, for instance ...

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 00:32

I want to get more work. I want to work 70 hours a week so I can make a lot of money and never have to go home. I have no friends and I don't like being reminded of that fact.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 01:16

Fuck Anonymous Jones!!!!!!!!

Wouldn't that exhaust you

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 01:21

I think Gene Wolfe lives near me...

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 02:42

I just bought my first vibrator and oh my god...

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 02:48

>>944 better exhausted than depressed.

Also I agree: fuck Anonymous Jones.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 04:22

Fuck Anonymous Jones. I hope he dies in a fire.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 07:19

Dota 2 > LoL

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 07:31

dum dum dum dugga dum dum

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 09:46

Well, I have four essays and a presentation handout to write, several bags of laundry to get done, five tall stacks of books on my desk to sort into shelves, a few dirty dishes to wash, two A4 pages of new vocabulary to memorize, and lunch to plan. But damn it, it's far more important that I inform Facebook of the video games I like! The Internet must learn about my obsession with skinning wolves in a fictitious Mexican territory!

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 11:47

Yoga is fun. I'm glad I tried it.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 13:20

I'm glad I bought all these dragon dildos

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 13:29

What's with all the /jp/ people?

Damn you, Eternal Summer!

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 15:50

They aren't /jp/ more likely /a/ or /v/.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 17:14

I've linked /dqn/ on /jp/ on multiple occasions, or mentioned it. "Dragon dildos" is /v/ though.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 18:05

You are definitely receiving the most traffic from /jp/ when it comes to 4chan. Most people from /a/ and /v/ would not understand the appeal of DQN, let alone find it.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 18:20

True. I don't mind 4channers (most of us are or were 4channers at some point), just stop using memes I don't recognize! Otherwise I'll have to look them up and get irritated at all the Memes "R" Us sites that have sprung up lately.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 18:56

Most of 4chan is a MEMES R US site now, well /b/ at least. There are some good boards, like /tg/ and /po/. But after the news started heralding it as dangerous and edgy all the emos started flocking to it.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 19:25

/jp/ isn't like that, it's full of assholes. It's just that the fast boards are full of crap.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 20:19

Hormones is never an excuse for cheating... right?

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 20:45


If you cheat you should kill yourself

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 21:05

To simultaneously love her and fear her; what an odd feeling.

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 21:58

feels like the only paths to success are theft, extortion, and murder. mostly extortion.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 00:13

I don't think so... I have hormones, but I've never cheated on anyone before. Even though my kind-of girlfriend's cheated on me five times with two different people, I haven't wanted to cheat on her at all once.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 00:26

>>965 what a bitch

(both of you)

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 00:27

She does a lot of bad things but she promised she'd change, so whatever...

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 00:38

I think it was just four times, actually.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 10:16

DQN is one of the few places on the internet where I am completely at easy. Many sites agitate me and depress me.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 10:17

Time to stare out the window again. Oh hello, birch tree! Fancy seeing you here.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 11:08

Today's clouds are MAGNIFICENT. I saw some god damned amazing cirrus this morning, including some halo phenomena(!), and now the sky is full of beautiful fluffy cumulus. Ah, I just want to lick the sky sometimes.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 11:23

It's ridiculously sunny here, and I can barely see any clouds in the sky. Yet the weather forecast claims there will be heavy thunderstorms with torrential downpours today.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 12:05

Since we're on the subject... A while ago I told my kind-of boyfriend I cheated on him. It was a lie. I just wanted to push him away because of fear. Unsure if I should ever bring it up again... I've been thinking about it a lot though.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 17:00

You may as well sort-of-dump him. Being told you've been deceived like that by someone you trusted and then trying to forgive them as they hang around is really fucking painful.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 18:29

Feels good to get a bunch of work done.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 19:12

That isn't you, is it, Emily?

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 19:33


978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 19:57

Hammer Time!

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 20:06


I came across this ages ago and found it interesting but forgot what it was called, but I just came across it again, how delightful :3 Perhaps some of you may remember I made an audio version of the DQN Madlib thread when it was finished; the backing track I made for that was partly inspired by this. I connected the line in of my iMac to the line in of my macbook pro and recorded the gentle buzzing static on the macbook, and then literally got an erection when I realised doing things on it changed the tone and timbre of the static in little ways, such as covering the light sensor, turning the brightness up and down, mashing the keyboard, carrying out tasks in other programs and using exposé

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 04:53

The DQN album is so great.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 04:57

I never though I'd want kids, but I had a dream I had a baby last night and it was the most amazing feeling in the world. What the hell?

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 05:21

Huh. My ID on other 4-ch boards changes far more frequently than my IP address. Wonder what's up with that.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 05:24

It changes between threads.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 05:51

Ah, that's all right then. I hadn't posted outside /dqn/ for so long that I had forgotten all about how ID works there.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 07:52

"Something about pocket watches."

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 10:09

Today I ate egg noodles, ice cream, lemonade, pancakes, and popcorn.

I'm so fucking happy I don't get fat. (Only a little tubby that can easily be worked off with 2~3 hours of exercise)

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 19:27

Duuu, du du du du duuu, du du du du duuuu, du du du du duuu.... I have u-ziq's Secret Stair Part 1 stuck in my head.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:29

I swear she'll be the death of me yet.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:27

It's hot. >_<;

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 05:46

Am I the only one who thinks the BBC Micro version of Elite would make a great browser game? Should be fairly trivial to code the graphics, too.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 06:08

The mineral water from this bottle I just took from the fridge has the weirdest aftertaste I've ever gotten from water.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 09:28

I'm going to try to create music. Wish me luck!

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 09:36

Good luck! I shall do the same.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 10:57

I wonder when violence is justifiable.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:04

>>991 Bottled water is just tap water, dumbass.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:14

Women these days simply don't wear enough frilly dresses.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:20

Women these days simply don't wear enough.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:24

Yes, but tap water that isn't full of limescale and chlorine, unlike the stuff from my own tap. I prefer my drinking water not to taste like a piece of chalk that someone just fished out of a public swimming pool, thank you very much. Also, when it's this hot outside, I need a cold drink. The "cold water" tap only supplies lukewarm stuff these days.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:36

I think this is my first >>999GET. On this special occasion, I would like to regale you with my favourite quote about Japanese culture:

“The average Westerner, in his sleek complacency, will see in the tea ceremony but another instance of the thousand and one oddities which constitute the quaintness and childishness of the East to him. He was wont to regard Japan as barbarous while she indulged in the gentle arts of peace: he calls her civilised since she began to commit wholesale slaughter on Manchurian battlefields.”
―Kakuzō Okakura, The Book of Tea, 1906

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