The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (530) 2: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (995) 3: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Shark tits][#32] (618) 4: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (73) 5: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part III] (162) 6: ITT your last google search [PART III] (822) 7: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (72) 8: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (441) 9: Lets write an academic paper [Research] (82) 10: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (902) 11: i@EอEjMy name is Squeeks and this is part III (953) 12: ITT the previous poster is a generic weeb (20) 13: how can the real otaku get to akiba (4) 14: Horny, Anyone? (From Wonder Woman) (25) 15: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (163) 16: let's get 1000 by "post deleted by moderator"! (71) 17: [Meaningful] (ฅิ_ฅิ)‚ม-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (350) 18: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (402) 19: [Communication] ITT post the last text message you received [SMS] (125) 20: depreschan (10) 21: ( ฿ ƒŽ฿) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (583) 22: [Misery] ( ฿ -฿) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (692) 23: shitty fucking poetry night (381) 24: Debito Arudou would make an ideal husband (22) 25: >>73 smells like a dog's butt (8) 26: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999) 27: Redneck Nazis are fucking retarded!!!! (12) 28: [DQN] English->Japanese->Engrish [Translation] (303) 29: 💩 (11) 30: [GAME] [KINDNESS] ITT The Next Poster IS Worth Talking To! [CHEAP KNOCKOFF] (12) 31: y“๚–{‚ฬƒLƒ`ƒKƒC’p•”zƒGƒ‹ƒrƒX”๒’นyฒ“กF•v‚S‚Pฮz (435) 32: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (427) 33: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (224) 34: Wonder Woman (51) 35: The meymeys are serious business, because I once knew a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy... (3) 36: i* ‹XEj Post Confusing Things! [gibbelsig] (122) 37: ITT we fart (10) 38: [Pantsu] ITT we describe the underwear we are currently wearing (57) 39: [GAME] The next poster is not worth talking to. (58) 40: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (907)

CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (530)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 23:21

> Beginning April 1, 2019, Club Units you earn as a Ubisoft player, either through your gaming experience or through purchases on the Ubisoft Store, will expire 2 years from the date of acquisition.

m'dudes, they're not that good lol

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 23:40

The developers describe the content like this:

This personage is completely naked

This free DLC include a collection of 6 wallpapers with handsome man for the game Boobs 'em up for your desktop.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 03:23

Game Theory: Is Anime Porn ACTUALLY Porn?

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 05:46

Pompeo: 'Trump sent by God to save Jews'

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 07:51

For example, to include the Emoji character U+1F602 😂 FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY in JSON:

{ "face": "😂" }
// or
{ "face": "\uD83D\uDE02" }

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 10:28


527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 18:41

If your only reason for doing something is a fear of missing out, some sort of sunk-cost thing, it's probably not worth. Quitting a JRPG with wallet-succ mechanics doesn't make you a quitter. It makes you sane.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 06:01

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 06:46

Final Fantasy XIV: Daddy of Light

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 09:47


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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (995)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:09

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988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 17:06

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 17:47

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 13:13

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Shark tits][#32] (618)

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 12:23

>>607 The ideal fast food place should be a bloody place, with a sense of tension in the air, where two guys could start a fight at any time. That kind of stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about the best fast food places, the ones women and children dare not enter.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 16:20

I can't recommend this to amateurs.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 16:55

Cute idea, but it looks more like sokoban-style logic puzzles to me, not requiring quite the same kind of thinking as with programming. I also agree with >>598 that you probably want to make sure they can even write code.
Advent of Code sets might be a decent source of tasks.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 17:11

~ learn a language to watch a cartoon
 learn a language for 10000 hours to watch 40000 hours of cartoons

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 17:50

Coming Soon

@@@@VIDEO & DVD

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 18:06

fuck work

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 18:15

man's no thot

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 18:42


617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 22:32

I'm so sleepy.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 02:35


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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (73)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 18:32

Attention all Bajoran workers: Gul Dukat is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the rebels on Terok Nor, but to do this he needs a subspace field modulator and a couple of graviton mines. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Gul Dukat can secure the bag and achieve the epic Occupation Royal!

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 18:42

>>62 Not a pretty safe assumption - I close a lot more tabs because the content wasn't good enough, compared to ones which contained successful content. Something like a 30:1 ratio

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 20:41

I imagine the "good bits" are replayed multiple times. Everybody skips around to find good bits. Plus it could be any amount of time between finishing and closing the tab.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 23:41

>>66 Yeah sometimes it takes 5-10 minutes for my vision to come back and my leg muscles to start working again, sometimes I just pass out and wake up in my filth the next morning with 6 windows open

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 23:59

as the fella says...

you've been married nine times hell maybe its you..

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 03:53

Try your hardest not to make others suffer in the path of your self destruction

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 11:06

bro imagine dumbledore looking into that fucking wish mirror and hefs just getting his dick sucked by johnny depp

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 16:04

Google has built a game platform for people who:

  • dont really care about games all that much
  • think google is a benevolent company
  • have insanely fast internet
  • are willing to pay a bunch for bad technology

So really just people who live in the Bay Area.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 20:44

in case anyone aside from me was ever curious about this, I am happy to announce that consensual vore and vampirism are in fact both vegan, I have the opinion of two experts on the matter and this is now a peer reviewed thesis.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 01:48

I cannot believe the words gJonathan Joestar Lactationh left my humble and holy mouth on this evening of March.
Cannot believe it.
Very distraught by this fact.

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part III] (162)

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9308 14:50

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (822)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

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814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 07:50

jack off all trades

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 15:19

90s clipart review

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 21:52


817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 00:33

Complicated word for smelly
(I didn't find much, can someone help me please?)

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 00:40

odorous? mephitic?

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 08:36

stinking synonyms for >>817

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 09:22

graveolent, miasmatical, effluvial, nidorous, odoriferant, tumaceous

(googled all of these separately to actually check they meant what the thesaurus said)

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 12:10

Thank you! Now I can finally stand up to my teachers!

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 18:12

starting strength but for aim

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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 11:40

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 21:39

Human language is too complex to explain away succinctly, but one thing I'd point out is that Japanese pop art really values the way words feel, so since it's already been being done for over a century, plundering the English dictionary is a very convenient and socially acceptable way to find a different range of expression. Even when there is a perfectly good wago/kango available, and even when the use of English doesn't make sense in English.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 13:56

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 17:52

Is Squeaks there?

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 01:00

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 18:48

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71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 19:03

This is just like the @ƒsƒU thing on niconico.

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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (441)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 16:10

I finally had another dream worth writing about that I remembered. It's one of those nonsensical ones though.

This guy was giving a seminar on something to a bunch of people, myself included. My dream self was having a MASSIVE feeling a dejavu, feeling like I had already dreamed about this seminar, but my real self has never been to a seminar at the location before (closest description is an elementary school cafeteria, which the folding tables and benches). I remember walking to the bathroom and looking at a mirror and seeing nothing out of the ordinary.

Next thing I know, I'm sitting in the bad of a pickup truck, looking up at all of the passing trees. Quite relaxing. I stop a pinata of a Brazilian flag, but as we pass it, it seems to completely disappear using camouflage (green and black against the shades of trees). We stop, and I appear in the tree tops, playing video games with some gray tigers above the TV.

Last thing I remember was having to take a test that was in Japanese and I (real self) haven't studied it in a really long time so I failed.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 01:30

I was in a ruined city, surrounded by bodies and rubble. There were a few living people, but we didn't acknowledge each other. I was foraging for supplies, but I knew that I had to leave, soon, because it was about to get worse. I heard a noise, and saw the body of a woman, encased in some sort of viscous substance, which was bending her body. I saw several of her bones snap, and I wondered whether either she or the substance were alive. At that moment, I knew that it had become worse, and that I needed to leave immediately.

The city had clearly defined walls, and once I passed them I was in some sort of grassy plain. Even here, there was rubble, but this was a different sort. I passed the broken pieces of huge stone maces and swords, each of which must have been thirty feet long. Where the pieces had fallen, the grass itself had turned to stone. I made sure to give a wide margin to those places. There were no signs of what things had wielded the weapons.

As I continued, the sky began to darken, not from the sunset, but as if the city behind me were sending out dark clouds. I began to panic, worried that I wouldn't be able to outrun the darkness even in the short term. Gradually, I started hearing voices from around me (above?). They sounded like proud, evil children, and they were making bets with each other on how long I would last. I tried very hard to listen, hoping they would let slip some useful information about what was ahead of me. Some of them started cackling, and as I tried harder and harder to listen, I woke up.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 14:16

I'm hanging out at a house in the country with some older people I know. I see a big, strange plane with a flat front flying low. There's a similar one behind it. Suddenly both planes crash into the ground, one in front of the house and one behind it. There's a huge sound and I know everyone on board is dead. Three or four more planes crash, I lie on the ground with my head covered, and then I wake up.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 01:10

I dreamed that I was playing a hunting video game for the PC. The graphics looked like they were from the late 1990s. I had spent a great deal of time trying to beat the game on medium difficulty. Eventually I did beat the game even though it was miserable to play. I was then reminded that I hadn't beat the game on hard mode.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 02:12

you ever take melatonin before sleep
www nice 420 get tilda

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 18:34

I'm >>428. I haven't taken melatonin specifically, but I know that it's one of the vitamins included with the one I consume.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 18:47

I was hired to implement some kind of message bus for showing real-time diagnostics. When I looked at the requirements manual and saw the front-end prototype I was supporting (which was directly LCARS), I realized we were building some kind of spaceship. Everyone in the dream was someone I'd worked with in real life, except for the girl who was supposed to be my partner (I think she was responsible for the medium/long-term diagnostic system, and I for the real-time portion). She laughed at my dumb jokes about the various C standards, referred to C++ as esepplesf, and kept smiling at me in a way that was far beyond professional. I didn't recognize her from any of my waking memories, but she seemed to know who I was.


I don't think I've ever had a more pleasant dream. It makes the real world seem that much more grey and uninteresting.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 16:21

Miles Davis was giving me shit about my solos while I was giving him a ride home from the gig, so I left him at a train stop surrounded by cornfields.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 12:24

Sounds like a nice dream >>438-san

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 16:34

>>439 warota

but don't play the butter notes next time

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Lets write an academic paper [Research] (82)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 01:03

Lets write a DQN Quality paper.

>>7 Title
>>16 Subtitle
>>11-15 Authors
>>6 Institution
>>2 Publishing journal
>>3-5 Indexing keywords
>>8-10 Abstract
>>17-23 Introduction
>>24-30,31-40,41-50 Body paragraphs
>>50-55 Figures, equations, etc.
>>55-60 Concluding paragraph
>>60-65 Refrences

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 13:38

Can't I just have a regular download?

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 18:12

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 04:50

Whoops, looks like somebody else already made a tanasinn article with a period in it. I'll try to merge them.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 08:50

Just submitted the paper to i@EอEji@EอEji@EอEj!!!

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 13:29

I gave it its first unique IP download!

The PDF is just according to o-migoto, >>70.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 13:57

>>79 it's already been taken down, the utter Philistines

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 14:59

The link still works for me!

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 00:23

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (902)

1 Name: (☞฿อ฿)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43

Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 20:17

Shut up, dan.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 00:30

Yeah, Dan. jeizz!

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 14:12

Wutheer? Wutheer?
There's color everywhere
There's white things in the air

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 03:33

I've invented a process to manufacture living lagomorphs from petroleum byproducts. I call it bunetion.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 04:14

Shut the fuck up, steve.

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 05:25

Hey! You can't just jaw off to me like that, man.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 14:31

Hey babe, why don't you come back to my place and play some wi sports?

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 21:32

Not in a million years. I know you always cheit.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 22:37

Would anyone happen to know the lubition of WD40?

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 00:12

I do not know, but I do know this: wo to the couple who attempts anal sex with it.

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