The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (454) 2: [PART II] ITT we make up DQN fun facts [CITATION NEEDED] (98) 3: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#23] (556) 4: New Song Thread (Instrumental) (22) 5: CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (723) 6: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (440) 7: ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (25) 8: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (215) 9: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (692) 10: ITT your last google search [PART III] (257) 11: [2chan] how do I post on 2chan [proxy help] (29) 12: [ANAL] ITT we list every object that has ever been inside our anus [LEWD] (11) 13: [DQN] POST SOME HIGH DOQQUNS NOW! [DQN LOL] (2) 14: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (893) 15: [Part XI] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (30) 16: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (394) 17: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (915) 18: [i@MƒnLj ] Darkpa's Garden Party [ Party ] (662) 19: [MUSIC] New DQN album? (2) 20: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (795) 21: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (525) 22: ITT the previous poster has an apocryphal medical condition (175) 23: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (93) 24: ITT awesome spammer names (9) 25: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (584) 26: ITT The Previous Poster is an Asian Stereotype (226) 27: shitty fucking poetry night (317) 28: ( ˃ „D˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (184) 29: [Misery] ( ί -ί) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (596) 30: ( ί ƒŽί) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (538) 31: ( ί °ί) Post mildly uplifting things (511) 32: You know what? Fuck >>53 [GROUP DISCUSSION] (62) 33: [GAME] Nomic Thread [RULES] (75) 34: No more of "those" threads (15) 35: really stupid question (12) 36: (L„DM;) (15) 37: [COLONIZATION] WE MUST COLONIZE 2CH! [ENGLISH] (4) 38: Raep (4) 39: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (55) 40: [Joy] Christmas [Cold] [‡H ga suki] (71)

[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (454)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:09

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 04:29

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 04:48

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 08:14

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 20:55

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 01:05

>>447
That's almost as bad as the time Florida and Maine were invaded by the Nazis.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 05:57

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 19:42

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[PART II] ITT we make up DQN fun facts [CITATION NEEDED] (98)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 12:09

Previously: http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176024772/

Each serving of DQN provides 170% of your daily allowance of love.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8538 20:38

DQN has a special buy two get one free deal on Thursdays.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 11:31

DQN is low in calories, but high in energy.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 20:54

DQN is high speed low drag

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 22:18

87% of survey respondents said that they would support reinstating capital punishment for the sole purpose of dealing with DQN, with the remaining 13% saying that capital punishment was not enough and another, worse punishment was needed.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 01:03

DQN is, in fact, not.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 16:52

DQN is at least 1200 years old, older than Gensokyo itself.

95 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8541 17:13

No Filipino is safe from DQN

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:37

DQN is a recursive acronym, wherein the D itself stands for DQN, the Q stands for QN, and the N stands for N.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 18:13

DQNs hibernate during ice ages, and only awaken when the technology rises back to a level that can support them.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 18:41

DQN shares over 99.9% of its DNA with the floral banded wobbegong.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#23] (556)

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 21:57

I don't feel like letting the cat out today.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:23

Two more days and this nightmare is over.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:39

How do you take care of your onichinchin?

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:41

Cute girl cuddling you so hard that she breaks one of your ribs, and yet all you want is for her to cuddle you harder.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 00:03

That's not how cuddling works, you twit.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 01:19

I can attest that cuddling indeed does not break ribs. You might want to consult your doctor.

553 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8542 06:26

we have t☻p level nigglers fighting f☻r y☻ur s☻cial security rights

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 16:28

I had the most shitty dream yet

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 18:00

Deleting the mugshots from a police computer, and replacing them with ahegao.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 18:14

One more fucking day. Just one.
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New Song Thread (Instrumental) (22)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8538 03:51

ok go!

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 05:14

[the entirety of Title]

14 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8539 05:58

[all sounds cease][bass drop]

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 19:37

[squeaky chair][squeaky chair][squeaky chair][sound of Mark Wolff hitting his locker in Lords of the Locker Room]

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 19:42

Birdsong slowed down 400%

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 01:36

[the entirety of Title again]

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 03:56

[mic feedback][very fast bass guitar playing][some fast incomprehensible yelling making the mic feedback more true noise rock style]

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 04:18

[chainsaw revving noise]

20 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8542 05:53

[some kinda high pitched noise or like a siren][old movie quote from some sci-fi movie]

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 08:55

[Title, backwards (Best Of)]

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 18:07

[five second loop]songs that piss off the AVGN[with lyrics]

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CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (723)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 17:58

CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ]

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 20:33

>>708 heh i'd never thought i'd see a /pol/ack on here
bogandoffs will rise

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 03:12

the future is here, itfs just not evenly distributed yet

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 05:56

I've never been to a board that had no pol users.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 14:19

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 00:04

% ssh $server 'find -maxdepth 1 -name "*.git" -exec sh -c "cd {}; git log --all | grep -iEo fuck | wc -l" \; | (s=0; while read r; do s=$(($s + $r)); done; printf %s\\n $s)'
Enter passphrase for key '/home/npnth/.ssh/id_rsa':
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719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 20:19

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 21:21

Down with pot. Up with pot roast.

721 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8541 23:26

I'm so stupid I'm gonna

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 01:04

Embarrassingly for designers of the exercise, there is quite a lot written on the subject of synthetic/simulation-based training to clearly warn of potential problems. One must, however, bother to read these nasty scholarly epistles.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 14:58

This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here.
This place is a message and part of a system of messages.
Pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
The danger is in a particular location. It increases toward a center. The center of danger is here, of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present in your time as it was in ours.
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (440)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 21:02

>>The insane apogee of Leftism sets us up for an overshoot in the opposite extreme.


Meh. We could use some extreme liberty. (That statement will confuse leftists, who mistake tyrannically forcing other people to coddle their paranoias and endorse their perversions as "liberty".)

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 21:22

another installment of my foot in your ass

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8538 04:03

You know, a friend of mine used to have a belt made out of wristwatches.c He stopped wearing it because he decided it was a waist of time.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8538 11:51

Up to this day we watch a skinny dude representing spring and summer beat the shit out of a fat faggot representing winter, screaming "winter winter get the fuck out of my yard" while burning a make-shift woman on a pyre.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 09:32

I read that story, apparently the roommate saw him fucking the dog through a hole that he'd punched through the door at some point prior.

In olden times he would have probably been a berserker and taken his sexual rage out on villagers. Modern society was not intended for such creatures.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 19:18

Just checked in on FB and Twitter after a busy few days. Seems like things are still the same, everyone on the Right is still a Nazi and everyone on the Left is literally terrified.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 18:57

Could my lecturers please stop calling algorithms "cute"

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 00:01

I feel kind of gay watching this one. Are you guys sure it is a trap? I dont want to jerk off to a dick that is attached to a male.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 04:37

There's a reason why Bezos spends large amounts of money propping up the NYT, versus taking that same amount of money and hiring hobos to angrily shout his viewpoints.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 05:45

The pornographic video game "Custer's Revenge" generated many gang rapes of Native American women.

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ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (25)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 18:49

>>/999 is a panda!

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8513 13:16

>>15 will perform his hit single I'm a big fat stupid panda (and so are all of you) at every possible opportunity.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 17:01

After some genetic evidence was unearthed, it has been decided that >>16 really is a bear.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 19:15

>>17 mauled some idiot who wanted to hug a panda.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 19:48

>>18 wants to die but China won't let him.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 20:19

>>19 just wants a quiet evening alone with his feeding trough full of bamboo.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 22:32

>>20 is tragically doomed to be a panda for the rest of his life.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 21:56

>>21 starred in the hit '80s supernatural thriller Pandasm.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:37

On a scale of one to panda, >>22 is above a nine.

24 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8541 23:43

>>23 ironically wears a t-shirt that says "I am not a Panda"

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 04:27

>>24 trolls doctors about "black-eye" on his fur

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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (215)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 21:05

A strong breeze picked me up and blew me away like a leaf.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 18:10

I had a dream where I was at some comic book convention. Someone was selling genuine Usagi Tsukino style school uniforms. I wanted to buy one, but it was $345, and I couldn't afford it.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 21:27

I made myself a Christmas card full of pictures of my face and posted a short video of it on Facebook:

>"Who could have gotten me this thoughtful card?"
>open card, revealing note from myself

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 22:18

I got a job as a gun runner, but instead of something cool like delivering guns to rebels in Africa or some PMC I would deliver guns and ammo to old people who were too sick to leave their house. They would call me and tell me what they wanted and I would go to wal-mart and buy it and deliver it to them.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 22:29

I was back in school and had forgotten to study for a computer science test. The test was in latin and I had to conjugate some verbs for some reason but I didn't know how to conjugate them. I knew I was going to get a 29% on the test.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 18:26

I was playing scrabble with a Japanese girl. She misspelled "Antarctica" as "Anticarpenter".

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 17:01

I was driving at breakneck speed down this dry riverbed with my little brother in the passenger seat. He's poking away at his phone when I notice this huge wall of water coming down the riverbed behind us. As water starts to fill the river, I'm yelling at my idiot brother to roll up his window and he's just going "why?" over and over specifically to piss me off. "Suit yourself" I say as I climb out of the car and jump to the riverbank and watch him get swept off to sea.

Never liked that little asshole anyway.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 19:46

I remember meeting a group of people trapped in a building. Someone of them said to me "We have to use magic." My response was "Do I look like Harry Potter? I don't know magic."

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 22:20

This enchantress type broad had a guy tied to a big wooden pole on a beach. She was squatting down in front of him, drawing an elaborated pattern in the sand and placing small weird shaped metal objects on the pattern. I suggested to the guy that he not look at the pattern and he said he wouldn't, but all three of us knew he would, so I palmed one of the metal thingies and hid it.

She got all mad about it and chased me around yelling until I woke up.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 03:59

I was trying to make some kind of light up disc invention. I couldn't get the pieces to adhere together and the lighting implements were too dim and unreliable.

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (692)

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 00:54

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 20:16

https://youtu.be/-wJHCCF_WL4 all alone for christmas

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 13:02

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 23:29

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8524 00:37

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 17:14

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 13:19

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 12:33

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 05:33

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 22:54

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (257)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 11:43

ƒIƒCƒIƒCƒIƒC ƒIƒCƒIƒCƒIƒC

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8529 16:57

laughing woman eating salad stock photo

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 08:46

ghoul's stomach

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 11:46

sir digby chicken caesar

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 19:58

is human flesh kosher

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 23:44

does masturbation affect your sleep cycle

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 22:47

shit wank records

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8538 16:48

cuddlr

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 00:13

weird plos one articles

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 09:28

cyber criminal stock photo

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