Cute girl closing her eyes, cuddling her pillow tight, and thinking about how much she loves you.
I'm going to fuck your but
Cute girl who, having found a genie in a bottle and been given three wishes, after wishing for world peace and an end to poverty, uses her final wish to wish for you to love and want to cuddle her at least as much as she loves and wants to cuddle you, upon which the genie tells her he cannot grant that wish because it is already true.
cute girl who doesn't mind you masturbating in front of her.
Cut girl who does mind you masturbating in front of her and covers her eyes with her hands but can't resist peeking through her fingers to watch you
Cute girl with a penis masturbating in front of you.
Cute girl with a vulva masturbating in front of ME!
Cute girl making a giant sucking sound on my cock.
Cute girl who isn't really into any of this lewd stuff and would honestly rather just cuddle.
Cute girl who is really into this lewd stuff and would honestly lewd AND cuddle.
seamen on a Kancolle girl
shiny smooth soft
Going to school without panties, getting a quick creampie, going to class with cum slowly dripping down your leg
I could really feel the progression of my cold. First a sore throat and a fever. Then a phlegmatic cough. And now a nose which alternates between being runny and being stuffy. I remember enjoying being sick when I was a kid since I could skip school. It made up for being sick. Now it just sucks.
Tanya for Führerin!
aaahahahahahahahah they should make individual Stooge movies, setting up Curly, Larry, and Moe's tragic backstories before the big teamup film
>Turns out its fucking shit
>Install gentoo on it and order 1$ juice bags from aliexpress
>Alarm goes off and makes my chink mango juice for me as i wake up
>Just as i take a sip of my chinese heavy metal juice hear a loud bang
>Juicero commandos break into my house, kill my wifes son and dog, then arrest me
>Charged with copyright terrorism and sent to guantamano
>Forced to program windows 10 apps from ipad until i die
How did those barons on e2m8 get torn apart like that and why did that happen?
The rest is history.
He died the day I got married. I suppose I did too, in a way.
Yeah they're gonna shove a dildo up their ass and cry about their inferiority complex
seizing the means of production one $5 cup of coffee at a time
So the lesson of this video is to not eat radioactive materials, because it basically kill you. This should be taught in schools more often.
that is a ginue pig
in Soviet Russia Richard Gere goes up arse of gerbal
I'm not sure how to ask this, I've had my cursor on the title box for a good 45 minutes now. I live in Fairfax, right near Washington DC. I'm a NEET, and I don't have any friends. I walk around by myself most of the time, and I'm not exactly sure what to do with myself now.
If anyone is interested, we can meet up somewhere public, like Fair Oaks Mall or something. I'm not shady, I promise. I'm just very, very lonely.
I have a broad range of interests and I get along with anyone. I'm sorry. This is a weird thing, but you guys are consistently top quality people in my eyes.
If you're interested just reply.. If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask.
I'm from Europe too! But I'm in Moscow, which is pretty far away from the EU.
Hey, I'm the original poster here! I'm gonna send you an e-mail in a second. I'll be 777crycrycry
I'll follow >>24's lead . If anyone ever wants to meet up in Fairfax VA, my e-mail is on this post . As I am NEET , I don't have anything to do and no one to make plans with. Feel free to contact at any time if you need a friend, or anything. Even contact me to be online friends if you're too far away, I don't care.
>...hell, even if it ends in soul-crushing embarrassment, it's not like we're strangers to enduring that, right? :/
Thanks for this sentence! I am going to grab some bulls by horns this week, you've decided for me
I'll buy a beer for any amount of dokyuns in The Netherlands.
Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!
This is a pein in my ass.
Yesterday I finally pist in the toilet bowl instead of on it.
In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.
I was a high ranking Nazi officer/Hitler's personal pilot. At some point, Hitler wanted to throw a cat out the back door of the plane, and I wrestled with him until he changed his mind. Later we were sitting in a two-seater variant of the Su-47 (with a tiny forward window instead of a proper canopy) and flying to a farm, where he wanted me to meet my future wife. We landed outside the farmhouse but as I approached it, it caught fire, and we helped evacuate the residents.
I've had dreams like that, except my bladder didn't collapse and I woke up wet and sticky.The worst part was realizing I couldn't actually suck my own dick.
I had a dream where somebody left several snakes outside my front door. They were blue and looked like they had sapphires for scales. I turned around to get away from the snakes, but I found that there were more sapphire snakes behind me. I didn't know where I could go to avoid the snakes and I was afraid of getting a deadly snake bite when I would try to escape.
I was inside a building that needed to be demolished. I didn't have any explosives or heavy machinery, so I had to do something different. I collected several microphones, amps, and big speakers. I pointed the microphones at the speakers, ran from the building, and remotely turned the amp to 11. I didn't see or hear if the building was demolished.
I was reading some french texts that blended into each other, and someone told me: "you are allowed to overcome things"
You're not missing much except for having a dick in your mouth, and it's not somebody else's. It feels bigger than it looks.
If you want to try, do it at the end of the day rather than just after waking up, and start by letting gravity do the work: lie on your back, then throw your legs over your head, resting mostly on your shoulders with your elbows only propping you up (hands on hips, helping keep your ass in the air if needed), and try to keep your legs close to the floor without touching it. After a few minutes you'll have adjusted to the stretching and will be able to get your dick closer to your face, because for some reason that's what you want. Uncurl yourself slowly. Do this several days in a row for more effect. Don't fart because it might not just be gas with this level of thoracic compression.
In real life last night I saw a pic my ex posted being lovey-dovey with her new boyfriend. Then I had a dream that I met her at a shopping mall. She introduced a nerdy Asian guy and said, "Meet my boyfriend, Wee Ping." I thought "haha, that sounds like small penis!" I woke up within the dream and told her about the dream on Facebook. In response she sent me a picture with a list of the "Top 10 OK things" about our last month together as a couple, alongside a picture of a 2D girl comforting a guy between her boobs. But they weren't just OK things, they were all really sweet and she clearly still had feelings for me. I felt like crying. She demanded I tell her 10 OK things in return. I wanted to do it right then, but my wife was around and I couldn't risk getting caught so said I'd have to reply later.
Then I woke up for real, left with the reality that my ex's new boyfriend is actually super hot, and I'm sure she is not thinking about me nearly as much as I'm thinking about her, even though I'm the married one.
I dreamed that I really needed to pee, but Yui Igarashi was sitting on my legs and said "Not until I give you permission." She said "Igive you permissions now" and she left me alone. I immediately woke up and peed.
kikuko inoue mgs
timeframe or time frame
Middle Dan Tien
"choking on tree cum"
squadallah or squadala
world penguin day
Massachusetts ass bandit
Texas cocksheath masseur
ass blasting fart commander
suck a butt