In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.
There was a music festival coming up, and as a promotion Subway was selling special sandwiches based on the songs of one of the bands - each day they had a different sandwich. My friend and were really excited, so we went every day and got every sandwich, but when the festival actually came it sucked. There was only one band, and they only had one show, and they didn't even play any of the songs the sandwiches were based on.
I had this bad dream where the CP spammer of image boards took over the entire internet.
I had to get to an airport in Cloud City and the only way there was a terrifying curvy road high up in the air. I drove there and decided that next time I would choose a different airport.
There was a movie based on a true story about a large American Christian family that created a worldwide scandal by turning nudist. It was presented as both a comedy and a drama, kind of like Boogie Nights. In an iconic turning-point scene, the whole family had now adopted a daily ritual of climbing up and down a flight of stairs in a circle, intimately embracing each family member as they passed, sometimes kissing them, and asking them some hippy question about how they were doing. It wasn't intended to be sexual but looked pretty bad from the outside.
During this scene, an instrumental hip-hop remix of Final Fantasy "prelude" music played. It was really good and I could swear I had heard it before, but after I woke up I searched all over the internet for something like it and couldn't find anything good.
Anyway, during the staircase scene, a child that was part of the family's booming daycare business stumbled into the unlocked house early. She cried out, "Mommy, what are they doing?" Mommy came in and saw everything, and was appalled. As mommy announced she was going to tell the world and began to storm off, the mother of the Christian nudist family shouted after her, "Sure, go ahead and tell everybody! And forget all about what our family did for the Jewish community during the war!"
I was in a library. In the next room over, Nanahira was signing autographs and I really wanted to go get one and to talk to her, but I was too nervous.
I had a dream I had enough money to buy a case for my phone.
I was in the neighbourhood I grew up in. First, I was at the shop. I can't remember what I was doing there. I walked down the street into a grassy area down the side of the neighbourhood. I was wearing metal roller skates or had a bike or something. [I don't think the dream kept it consistent, it was something "special" though, so don't exist. My memory is fuzzy but I may have stolen them with my father within an earlier part of the dream.]
A kid who lived near me as a kid appeared behind a fence and being a sadistic little child, pointed a cruise missile at me. I ran away until I had reached a wall to a different area of houses which kids used to climb on when he fired the missile. I managed to take one metal thing off, threw it aside and ran again. The missile crashed short of the metal thing in the grass, then flipped onto it's nose. I think I ran into some trees when the engine came back on, but speeding through the grass it lost control and went away.
Then I talked to my father. I can't remember what about, but it was in the front garden of our old house. I walked along the road a bit past some parked cars, and then went up past the houses to a [much expanded from real life] grassy area. Actually, everything was expanded, roads were longer and wider, etc, but everything was in proportion. [so no giant houses.]
I had a dream where I was the star of a movie. This movie was similar to Smokey and the Bandit and Dukes of Hazzard. I drove a 1997 Camaro and a 1987 Mazda RX-7.
I was at some kind of supernatural lake area. There was a giant squid and an unidentified sea monster, but both were frozen in the lake. I drove a semi truck with faulty brakes backwards through the woods for a while before ending up at a girl's house and talking to her through the window. She told me not to offer to take her to the lake, so I didn't, and she looked disappointed. Then she told me not to ask to use her shower. I caught on and asked her. The dream ended with me in the shower.
IE is a crappy web browser.
zika babies lack brains
They had thick Nottingham accents so the 'a' was distinctly such. Plus the girl that actually said it raised her voice a bit to do so, and put emphasis on the word ("that's a bit abtrusive, isn't it?") so there's no doubt she was trying to sound like she understood this non-existent word.
I don't remember the context but my best guess would be somewhere between "obtuse" and "abusive", perhaps attempting to convey the meaning behind the former after hearing it this one time, but only remembering it as a word similar in form to the latter.
If you smoke recreational weed outside Colorado or Washington, why do you think making guns illegal will make them go away?
It's not an all-or-nothing situation. Compare the number of pot smokers in Colorado and Washington to the general population.
>>600 I'm drawing a comparison because recreational marijuana smoking is illegal outside those states, yet people do it. How can someone constantly do something illegal and think that by making something illegal that it goes away?
I don't think stricter regulations would make guns go away, I think they would lead to fewer people owning guns and killing themselves or others due to impulse or accident. Admittedly gun control wouldn't have done anything to stop the Orlando shooting and I'm kind of embarrassed by people who argue that it would.
>>601 Who are these people that think making something illegal makes it go away? Are there really people who truly think that?
I think there should be more controls on who can own guns and less controls on which guns can be owned. So, if you can pass a background check and a basic mental health exam and aren't a terror suspect or something you ought to be able to own whatever guns you want.
A gun is a tool, and its sole purpose is to kill. Bad people who want guns will always be able to get guns whether they're legal or not. Then less-bad people want a gun to defend themselves, but by defending yourself like that you get blood on your hands, so you also end up in the fiery pit. To improve as a species we should be moving past these base, primal killing instincts. If someone breaks into your home and is about to shoot you, take it like a man instead of shooting him like a little bitch.
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high culture but like the culture of being high on drugs
The only two disabilities are a bad attitude and multiple sclerosis.
post your current brain
I lost an entire word and am not ashamed of that.
I just want to do maths forever.
Every startup ever:
"Let's offer a cool service for free and make money off premium users!"
ONE YEAR LATER
"Nobody's paying for premium...Let's make the free service crappy so people have to go premium!"
ONE YEAR LATER
"Where did everybody go :("
Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.
I blast this song out loud.. But when my homies come around I put it on mute
As for the pax Romana being only an excuse: Lemme ask you something? Have you ever seen an elephant? Was it in a cage or being ridden by a Carthaginian destroying your town? Thank a centurion.
I don't want to see the Don become President and see those golden locks turn grey.
God I could only imagine Hillary's reptilian form revealing itself and if Bernie went 8 years he'd probably turn into Skeletor.
Perhaps we should stop choosing leaders from elite university backgrounds.
Put the thing for the purpose into the glass. It will be for the admiring of it the thing for size, and also the respect from all those who see.
It Is Not The EU Philosophy That The Crowd Can Decide Its Fate.
Is this one of those toys that projects an image of whatever you in it?
It's from this ancient little Chinese dimestore toy called a Magic Egg. You put it in water and it bloats up to about 3x it's original size.
Watching anime isn't a cry for attention. It is a cry for help.
We’re not sure exactly where it started, but it probably had something to do with two people shouting, “Hey! You got your pudding in my ramen!” and “Hey! You got your ramen in my pudding!” And thus pudding ramen was born.
Firefly opening on repeat
i've had my earbuds in for three hours without listening to anything, i just feel naked without them
Autechre - elseq 1-5
Genre: IDM / Glitch / Weird noises
Bedtime Story is my favorite.
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole creating a thread thing.
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole reading a whole thread thing.
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole thing.
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole misusing the quoting function thing.
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole being able to think of something to post
（ ） thing.
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole "constructive criticism" thing.
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole EU thing after all, apparently.
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole unelected fuckers in Brussels making laws for me thing..
（ ~mﾟ） I'm not into the whole spreading political propaganda on internet message boards thing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one invites me to parties any more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I keep mixing up the "[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!]" thread and the "[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19]" thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I hope nobody has noticed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) War... war. War never changes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) War never. Changes war. Never changes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) War.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, turn and face the war.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i gotta pee but i dont wanna get up
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bottles of piss lying around my room, the mark of the hikkimori
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some power-douchemode cunt thought it was a good idea to give a country half-full of fuckwits free reign to display their ingorance and xenophobia, and now you can only spend 2009JPY before hitting the (already shit-ass low) £15 import tax threshold.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death."
kikuko inoue mgs
I learned that when I googled it. It's also divisible by 17.
rero rero gif kakyouin
anti bullying robot
red dwarf new series
how to deal with loneliness
seal fate daggers build vanilla