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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#16] (565) 2: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (588) 3: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (944) 4: [QUALITY]DQN'S favourite words (154) 5: [Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (640) 6: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (366) 7: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (406) 8: ITT your last google search [PART II] (465) 9: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (561) 10: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (345) 11: Popular Mechanics: "DQN could be the future of AI" (1) 12: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (750) 13: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (189) 14: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (409) 15: [CYOA] Choose your own adventure! [DQN STORYTIME] (64) 16: 4chan (23) 17: When is it appropriate to j-j-j-jam it in? (6) 18: Kakumei-teki himote doumei: the revolutionary grouping of men that women are not attracted to (9) 19: [Hygiene][Personal] Bump this thread every time you take a shower! (5) 20: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (187) 21: New Thread (6) 22: ITT we are The Elitist Superstructure (94) 23: [EAT] We think up DQN sandwiches [EAT IT] (16) 24: When is it appropriate to release emergency mittens? (3) 25: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (312) 26: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (53) 27: ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (439) 28: [Mobile] ITT we type using our phone's auto-suggest [algorithms] (3) 29: We should start our own Corp.! (20) 30: Only prime numbers may talk (417) 31: shitty fucking poetry night (252) 32: ITT We Say "bumsex" 6 times (56) 33: Debito Arudou would make an ideal husband (17) 34: The previous poster is a NEET/hikikomori. (25) 35: щ(`Д´щ) WHY???? (385) 36: Are 0047 and Shii still around? (19) 37: [CROSSPOSTED SUMMER JAMS] DQN ELECTRONICS VOL 2010 -the final fight- (19) 38: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2] (734) 39: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (518) 40: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (198)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#16] (565)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 01:19

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556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 14:49

Seeing a dude with a "Tweety Bird" tattoo in a porno is all kinds of wrong.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 18:45

un tan un tan un tan

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 19:49

>>556
What kind of porn do you need to look at to see that sort of thing?

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 20:19

This song makes my sleeves wet.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 20:48

some random idea collisions resulted in the name "Mahatma Gumby" popping out of my head.

no idea what to do with it.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 20:54

Aaaaaand Google tells me a lot of smartasses beat me to it.

Pressure's off.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 03:22

>>558
AssholeFever

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 06:21

God bless you, Wolfram Alpha.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 18:29

Leave it alone for a few years, and Pizza Hut tastes pretty good again.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 00:27

Really pushing it this time, aren't you?

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (588)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 20:24

>>578
You could've saged

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 14:29

"Social Justice" is the itchy butthole of the body politic.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 17:57

>>579
Fuck sage and fuck people who use it.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 18:33

Yeah, that's a shitty life. Walking around naked all day, eating, humping or peeing on whatever and licking his own crotch whenever he feels like. People just constantly coming up and hug him and giving him tasty meats and telling him he is good. A living hell, for sure.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 21:41

>>581
I think you know where the door is.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 17:29

Gamer gate is clearly the invasion of Italy.

Oh shit. Does that mean we're going to eventually face a line of goths?

Cause the Battle of Hot Topic is not a hill I want to die on if I can avoid it.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 17:33

>>583
Kiss my ass.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 21:10

I’m a feminist because … it’s the only defense mechanism I can think of to dull the pain of knowing that thousands of years worth of female sacrifice passing on my blood line will be be bequeathed to a cat.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 16:57

Girls are yucky. I hear they don't even have wieners.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 23:04

When you connect it to pc and put some song. Whats the procedure of doing it. Thanks

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (944)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 01:25

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 04:40

>>928
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Benlisquare

This fucking guy is everywhere I look

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 07:14

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermax_prison

>There is only one supermax prison in the United States federal system, ADX Florence in Florence, Colorado.[...]Residents include Theodore Kaczynski, a domestic terrorist otherwise known as the Unabomber, who once attacked via mail bombs; Robert Hanssen, an American FBI agent turned Soviet spy; Terry Nichols, an accomplice to the Oklahoma City bombing; Richard Reid, known as the "Shoe Bomber", who was jailed for life for attempting to detonate explosive materials in his shoes while on board an aircraft;[11] Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the underwear bomber; Richard Lee McNair, a persistent prison escapee; Charles Harrelson, a hitman who was convicted in 1979 of killing Federal Judge John H. Wood, Jr.;[12] and Vito Rizzuto, boss of the "Sixth" Mafia "Family," released on October 5, 2012.[13]

That sounds like the lead in to a pretty awesome buddy-crime movie.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 19:37

>>935

> Hell yeah links section (Wikipedia related, of course)
> VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 22:09

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 02:28

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 05:23

http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime

>>935

>Significant Articles created by me
> Girls und Panzer
> Kantai Collection

what a weeb lol

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 18:08

>>940
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polandball

I always wondered what would make a man write a simple english article.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 21:08

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 23:05

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 22:28

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[QUALITY]DQN'S favourite words (154)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 13:02

( ˃ ヮ˂) Mouthfeel!

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 14:25

bitmap

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 12:40

( ゚ ヮ゚) Tabernacle!

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7646 23:10

acetabuliferous

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 15:24

( ゚ ヮ゚) Debit!

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 15:38

Cretin.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 15:47

dolorous

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 17:54

autodefenestration

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 17:55

cuntishness

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 18:14

Brobdingnagian

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 21:53

Pupa

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[Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (640)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 14:18

( ・ω・) I can see both sides of the absolute border, I feel cold and dead inside.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 19:07

( xωx)

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 22:02

( ・ω・) See?

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 04:28

8=====D

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 18:08

( ・ω・) Yes, exactly!

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) What?

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 01:37

 
 
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637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 10:56

(・∀・) Where'd you get that cool hat

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 18:50

( ・ω・) That's the Robomatic Control Brainterface. It came with the robot.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 21:04

( ・-・) That's a wool hat, you nub.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 19:14

(・∀・) ~~~ c===|   _) _)
And what's this?

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (366)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 14:17

Not to be confused with a human whose ass is in a lion skin; that's Fur Bikini or Loin Cloth.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 17:59

Pluto, for example, runs around naked, eats whatever he happens to find laying on the floor, and sniffs the crotches of random strangers, just like your average real-world dog (Goofy, on the other hand, only pulls that shit in fanfic).

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 19:28

In Touché, Pussycat!, when Jerry splits Tom in half with an axe, the two halves fall separate ways to the ground, and there's still no blood or gore.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 20:48

"The Brothers Carry-Mouse-Off": Tom disguises himself as a female mouse, complete with eyelashes, pink bow, and perfume, because of course, nothing's sexier than your equivalent of the 50-foot woman.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 04:45

oanna Newsom's Concerto for Badly Wounded Dolphins in π

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 05:27

I refuse to let me dingledorner hover that close to another mans dried urea pile.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 13:37

Smells the sizzle human flesh
Your name is on Necronomicon
Hanger18 creeping death
Obey your master of puppets

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 03:30

In "The Lonesome Mouse" Jerry draws a Hitler mustache and comb-over on a picture of Tom, and spits at it.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 23:52

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 19:11

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【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (406)

1 Name: Kuroda : 1993-09-7300 08:50

精神に異常をきたす何をやっても駄目、一生芽も出ない自称俳優が暴れて困ってます。
どなたか、精神病院へ連行の上、強制隔離してください。

ちなみにこのバカ・・・
年齢・今年41歳、身長160cm台でロンパリ不細工面のハゲ。
高校中退の自衛隊くずれ、未だ正社員としての職歴なしの完全負け組。
ネットワークビジネスと怪しい新興宗教にはまり、
無保険車で人を跳ね飛ばし、多額の借金を抱え、
万年バイトでジリ貧生活を送るあまりに情けない中年男。
趣味は仮面ライダーごっこ。

http://ameblo.jp/elvis-asuka/

Elvis-Aska is the most disgraceful in Japan.
He is a real psychotic categorized as a paranoid. and he is continuing playing an actor in delusion.

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397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 18:16

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7677 05:08

狂気が宿る

とはまさにそのきたないメッセージのことだなww

399 Name: Sasai : 1993-09-7679 09:31

仕事で失敗して多額の損害を会社に与えたにもかかわらす、
先輩社員にミスを助けてもらったにもかかわらず、
会社はブラック会社だと一人で労働組合を作り、
会社や仲間を脅し、与えられた仕事も拒否し、
有給で休んだかと思ったら、新聞記者を集めてうちの会社はブラック会社だと記者会見して・・・。
誰かこの基地外をなんとかして!

http://www.labornetjp.org/news/2014/0716kumiai
佐々井 悠也
rouhyou931th@yahoo.co.jp

400 Name: 2010-04-19 05:36:14 : 1993-09-7682 04:56

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 15:06

エルビスは入り浸ってるよ

エルビスは残念だけどキチガイだよ

また今日も暴れているね

エルビスはいつもここにいるよ。

エルビスを大好きなファン達は本人の脳内にしか存在しないよ。

402 Name: 今日は私のバースデイ! : 1993-09-7707 07:55

http://counterproposition23.rssing.com/chan-12393175/all_p2.html

今日は、この「リング」の貞子を殺した父親こと伴大介(直弥)さん&うえだ峻さんや高槻純さんの舞台公演「ならぬことはならぬ」を観に行って来ました!
I&Iさんと繋がりの「方の会」の公演で、受付は黒田さん(全ての回)でガッチリとガード!
観劇後は伴さんと4人で軽食!
舞台を観る前には平山社長と電話をしていました。
つまり誕生日を伴さん、黒田さん、平山社長と過ごしました♪

最高に充実した楽しい誕生日でした♪

403 Name: さにたりーたかおす : 1993-09-7796 15:09

パンダが感染症でどんどん個体数を減らしてるw

404 Name: OKATA : 1993-09-7796 17:16

へんたい体操第一!

ウイーッシ!

ヨーデルヨーデルヨーデル
聖液でるけん でられんけん
ヨーデルヨーデルヨーデル
聖液でるけん でられんけん
老齢老齢 中まで老齢
ホモ達大痔
変態変態変態
キッチキッチキッチキチー
カクカクシコシコ
イクイクイケイケ
クルクル変態

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405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7823 20:00

Yourpedia より

エルビス飛鳥侑弥(佐藤孝夫)

自分では俳優だタレントだと思い込んでいる、一般人にも満たない醜い中年男。
日本の社会が生みはぐくんだ暗部とも言ってよい底辺層の代表的見本。
==プロフィール==
*年齢 42歳(ボテっとしたちんちくりんの昭和体系が見苦しい中年(初老))
*出生地 福井県
*名前 : エルビス飛鳥(本名・竹野ゆうや)というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫(さとうたかを)
(本名をひた隠しにする理由としては、人と成りにぴったりなダサい本名へのコンプレックスより、
むしろ過去の凄惨なイジメられっ子時代を知る者どもや忘れたい思い出から逃げるために本名はオミットしたいというのが本音)
*性別 : キチガイ
*地域 : 東京
*職業 : 廃材回収のアルバイトに日夜励む42才独身(苦笑)

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406 Name: バロンコンテンツ応援団 : 1993-09-7850 06:15

120 :どこの誰かは知らないけれど:2015/01/23(金) 14:59:54.29 ID:nNyEGNnxk[1/2]

奥虹

121 :どこの誰かは知らないけれど:2015/01/23(金) 15:11:15.97 ID:nNyEGNnxk[2/2]

660 :どこの誰かは知らないけれど:2014/10/14(火) 17:15:39.07 ID:DIcbzoyi1

エルビス飛鳥さんにリクエスト
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPMSXxtABm4
お友達のために歌ってあげてね

661 :どこの誰かは知らないけれど:2014/10/14(火) 17:22:51.22 ID:DIcbzoyi1

歌い方の参考にしてね

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (465)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 01:04

  1. Does your language seem to have the stops [p], [t], [k], [b], [d], [g]? If any are missing, does the system conform to the universals we discussed?
  2. Does your language seem to have the vowels [ɑ], [i], and [u]? What is one other vowel your language has? Does the vowel system, to the extent that you’ve seen it, correspond to the vowel hierarchy?
  3. What is one nasal consonant your language has?
  4. What is one fricative your language has?
  5. What is one sound your language has that does not occur in English?
  6. Discuss the process of getting the information from your informant. How did you go about finding sounds in your language? Did the process seem to go well? What problems did you encounter?

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 06:54

unabomber manifesto

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 13:30

great grape ape

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 13:59

dingledorner

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 15:35

captive markets

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 23:03

deadly premonition

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 17:01

hitaikakushi

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 23:03

Kill 'em dead guy.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 02:23

olympic commemorative stamps

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 06:01

AssholeFever

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ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (561)

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 23:45

>>551
For a while I was rather put off by the whole idea of zoos and aquariums and suchlike, but, having read the bit near the start of Life of Pi where he discusses the topic, and having now been to one or two myself, I can appreciate that it's somewhat naive to assume that taking an animal from its natural environment is necessarily harmful to it. It's been a very long time since I went to an aquarium, but I suppose I do like them in the abstract.

>>553
Do you think a procedurally generated text adventure sounds like a good idea?

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 00:41

>>552
Yes, but it would have to have a lot of input possibilities to avoid repeating itself and becoming boring.

>>554
What made all these marks in my table?

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 07:55

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < >>553 Sorry, I borrowed it for a thread or two.
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

>>555
Will Text Art preview mode ever be fixed?

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 08:07

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556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 14:33

>>555
If you meant what source of starch, then probably pasta, especially spaghetti.

>>557
What has been your least favourite book that you've read all the way to the end?

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 04:33

>>556
Ignoring books that were assigned to me back in middle/high school, Asimov's "Foundation & Earth", which I only read in the hopes of some kind of closure for the thoroughly irritating end of "Foundation's Edge". A perfect example of a great author writing himself into a corner (although if he'd lived longer he might have ended the sequence with satisfaction).

>>558
What was the last work of fiction you read/watched/listened to/etc. in which the ending positively surprised you?

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 15:09

>>557
The first one that comes to mind is Kazuo Ishiguro's Never Let me Go. I have to admit I was rather lukewarm about it most of the way through and didn't really care that much about the characters or what happened to them. The ending, however, was really excellent, completely unexpected and tied up the story beautifully. It's worth reading for the ending alone.

>>559
Have you ever donated blood?

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 19:24

>>558 No. I have to take medicines every day, and that disqualifies me from giving blood.

>>560 do you prefer faucets with one handle or two handles?

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 02:50

>>559
One handle, by far. For both showers and taps.
You can use it with one hand, you can turn the water off and on while keeping the temperature constant, and a single handle looks more congruous with the single stream of water.

>>561
How would you feel if you found out mathematics was, in fact, empirical?

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 18:04

>>560
Nonplussed.

>>562
How's your fern?
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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (345)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 00:47

>>335
Naturally, it would be unbecoming of a creature of your stature to be seen to simply accept such affection. You try to run away, leading the girl on a wild cat chase, but unfortunately find yourself still in the grips of the strange malaise of your prior uncatlike musings. An all too human part of you almost feels like it wants to be embraced and loved unconditionally, instead of perpetuating this pointless artifice. This profound internal conflict leads to your front legs trying to run one way and your back legs another, leaving you sprawled inelegantly on the floor.

Ariadne descends upon you like a hawk upon a baby rabbit and scoops you into her arms. You are powerless to do anything as you are petted and fussed over to within an inch of your life. Eventually, she pauses to introduces you to the bizarre, Brobdingnagian long-necked monster, its head still poked nonchalantly through the doorway, staring at you with vast, empty eyes.

"This is Rupert," she states matter-of-factly, "He's a brontosaurus. I found him in the forest, and he's really quite friendly when you get to know him. Aren't you?" At this, she rubs the creature's snout and makes cooing noises. You feel terrified and slightly jealous.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 05:06

Pretend to be nice to Rupert while plotting his Denise. I mean demise.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 13:42

Pretend to be Rupert while plotting his demesne.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 15:00

Say "brontosaurus" over and over because you think it sounds funny.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 15:05

In fact, make it "Brobdingnagian brontosaurus" because that sounds even funnier.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 00:33

>>337
Rupert's head retracts through the doorway, out of the building, and back to his absurdly proportioned body. Ariadne leads you outside, following him. The weather is unusual: there is an extremely strong northerly wind blowing, almost uniformly, without gusts. The tops of the trees are pulled downwind as though there were invisible giants trying to uproot each of them. Small grey torn looking clouds sweep overhead, like shreds of cotton wool. The ground is slightly damp, and there is a litter of hailstones covering the plaza.

Now that you see the full extent of him, you see that Rupert is truly a monstrous creature indeed. His tail alone is at least twenty times the size of you. Such a dangerous being cannot be allowed to live; he might turn upon you at any moment. You must betray him before he can betray you. You nuzzle against Rupert's right foreleg so as to lull him into a false sense of security. Against all the odds, however, he ignores your perfidious advances.

>>338
As Rupert's enormously oversized back is turned, you mock him by stomping around heavily and clumsily, whilst stretching your neck out as far as you can. How silly he looks! Why, if owned an area of private land surrounding a manor in a feudal society, it'd probably be just as brutish and inelegantly designed.

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342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 14:02

Fall asleep somewhere really inconvenient and then look offended when someone moves us.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 16:48

Be Ariadne, take Theodore and get back inside before the storm kills us all.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 20:20

Pirouette

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 03:34

Be Rupert. Expel the gaseous waste products that have no doubt been building up in your gigantic herbivorous digestive system.

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