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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#16] (307) 2: „‹(`„DL„‹) WHY???? (379) 3: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (907) 4: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (51) 5: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (512) 6: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (308) 7: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (198) 8: The previous poster is a NEET/hikikomori. (18) 9: Rotating Cylinders and the Possibility of Global Causality Violation (26) 10: Are 0047 and Shii still around? (9) 11: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (311) 12: ITT your last google search [PART II] (439) 13: [Part XIV] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (17) 14: English->Japanese->Engrish ->Japanese->English to Japanese English->Japanese->Japanese English (94) 15: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (175) 16: ITT We Say "bumsex" 6 times (52) 17: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (534) 18: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (393) 19: [CRITICALLY IMPORTANT] The Agricultural Ministry is not in charge of Gundam [DANGER ALERT: YELLOW] (17) 20: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2] (733) 21: ITT we post in this thread if we feel like it (55) 22: We should start our own Corp.! (19) 23: HAPPY NEW YEAR! (5) 24: [SAITAMA][News] Man scrambles out just before train slams van [Emergency] (62) 25: science-Proven magic petrification ray (71) 26: ( EƒΦE) Fatpa returns! [ok] (60) 27: [Ancient] *-pa roundup [Holocaust] (12) 28: ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (437) 29: shitty fucking poetry night (251) 30: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (386) 31: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (627) 32: ITT we think up new ITT threads. [META] [Shark jump] (331) 33: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (515) 34: Boxxy (48) 35: [CREATIVITY] Let's write a poem [POETRY] (56) 36: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (293) 37: [Meaningful] (₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (293) 38: ITT we come up with our own captchas (14) 39: y“ϊ–{‚ΜƒLƒ`ƒKƒC’p•”zƒGƒ‹ƒrƒX”ς’Ήy²“‘F•v‚S‚PΞz (404) 40: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (999)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#16] (307)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 01:19

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298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 05:35

Are you going to focus on the ``little'' part first, or the ``girl'' part?

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 07:39

He would be one of those guys who posts giant walls of text and has a really pretentious signature. He would also probably be a mod, have a really high post count, and be involved in IRC circlejerks.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 14:38

>>298 I don't think the little part is really medically possible right now. Also I said I was leaving, autism-quotes-kun.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 14:53

Don't quit, >>300. Never quit!

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:07

Nothing can get a man in more trouble than telling the truth.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:11

The most annoying thing about upgrading to Win8.1 is that the eyebrow overlay in that smoking intellectual face don't work any more. They just look like the eyebrow with a broken circle underneath, and are off to the right of the eye they should be over.

Hate that. Eyebrows are the shit.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:16

>>297 this is not an issue of the "real world". You can only truly become the little girl in your mind.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:18

This is a good yearbook quote.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 23:18

A function for ghosts.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 23:57

Good God, Roxanne! Thumbscrews?
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„‹(`„DL„‹) WHY???? (379)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 15:07

„‹(`„DL„‹) Why did you create a whole new thread for this?

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 00:01

(›£ί„tί)›£ WHY do you continue to buy Chinese merchandise if it bothers you?

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 00:02

(›£ί„tί)›£ WHY do I look different from what I was copy-pasted from?

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 20:31

(“Κί„Dί)“Κ WHY don't you all just fuck off?

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 20:39


374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 22:04

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 22:08

Oops... wrong thread! hehe... ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 23:56

„‹(`„DL„‹) WHY doesn't my grout and look better after spending hours cleaning it with a toothbrush and harsh chemicals?

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 00:00

„‹(`„DL„‹) WHY must Michael Bay ruin good 1980s cartoons? WHAT cartoon is he going to ruin after TMNT? HOW can I protect He-Man and the Thundercats from his bullshit?

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 07:36

(›£ί„Dί)›£ WHY is it called Shonen Sunday if it comes out on Wednesday?!?!?!??!

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 21:44

„‹(`„DL„‹) WHY is my precious rocket ship drifting off into deep space? WHY am I reaching you at the coordinates of the abandoned space station? WHYYYYY? WHYYYYY? WHYYYYY?

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (907)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 01:25

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 17:16

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 18:28

>>897 I thought 8chan was a few years older than October 2013, and was something to do with W.T. Snacks?

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 19:07

The new 8chan is unrelated to the one Snacks made, I think. They're actually kind of mad because Snacks is still sitting on the "" domain, or something.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 19:41

I only accept the one that Snacks owns, .net one. As for that new board, I'm surprised that everyone considers it such a new and fresh thing, whilst a similar get-your-own project came into existence years ago after so called "Exodus".

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 22:32

There were a number of 2ch clones that let you make your own board for free, why it's suddenly popular again is only thanks to the political climate around this perticular implementation really.
Speaking of which it's funny to see Shii commenting on 8chan and gamergate's WP pages as a sysop.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 23:50

Where? I didn't see that.

Well, there was Wakaba at the time and hardly anything else publicly available, but soon enough PHP-based software was written and people began making their own little boards all across the web. There was one project that allowed everyone to make a sub-board.
I suppose these days 4chan is overpopulated and the idea of smaller communities is relevant again. Plus some part in its popularity played that "gamergate" controversy (which I don't follow and couldn't be bothered to read correspondent section on 8chan's WP page), still I believe that neither the board nor its creator are of any notability.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 06:51

I'm still mad moot is sitting on

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906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 16:52

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 17:24

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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (51)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

42 Name: DoaE : 1993-09-7801 10:45

Today I have dreamt that I'd stroll through a huge shopping mall.

When suddenly a businessman, obviously in a hurry but so determined and steeled by many years of doing business appeared professional, if not even slightly unfriendly. He said he's in dire need of an USB stick and if I had one to give to him.

I said i ahve one, but it's 32GB and filled with data, save 1 GB. I appealed to him not to go through my data, although I know, I said, that he could still do it. I wrote my email address on a piece of paper while saying: I am not from here, so you'll have to mail it to me. Doing you a favour I hope for a kind return. incidentally I am a student and looking for part-time work in entry-level engineering or business, if he could offer him something?

I gave him the stick and my email-paper. He complained that the "i" dot was too far to the right to be readable and quickly walked to some stairs upward, presumably where he'd do business of some kind.

Then I dreamed that I'd accompany a friend to an interview. I'd wait in a room with other people, reading a magazine. I wore a marriage ring, but even though it was a dream I knew that I only wore it to project some maturity, success in life and to shield myself from being chatted up by young people. My friend than entered the waiting room and told me he wants to show me something: it was a new poster with his face on the side and a silly quote he made during the interview. Above it "We congratualte our newest colleague for joining our team!". I found it to be a funny gesture. Then a medical doctor approached us, saying he'd like to discuss the results with my friend. I said I'd wait for him downstairs.

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43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 00:16

I was part of some project to colonize the sea floor and everything looked kind of like that underwater level on Manaan in Knights of the Old Republic, and then something about Koreans and some kind of alarm was going off. I dunno, I woke up halfway through it.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 09:28

I think by definition you woke up at the end.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 18:26

What if his dream continued without him? All the Koreans standing around in expensive costumes looking nervously for a prompter. "He woke up, what do we do now?" "Can we just reuse the backdrop for the next one?" "Maybe he'll come back, just wait a few more minutes." "Somebody, turn off that alarm!"

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 20:40

I dreamed that a female friend of mine was tickling me. She was wearing a skirt and after she successfully tickled/wrestled me to the floor, I noticed she wasn't wearing any underwear (or very skimpy one, maybe a micro-string) and I think I began to press my face into her vagoo.
I woke up before it escalated.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 21:35

An attractive blond young woman cuddled with me. I held on her waist, which felt wonderful through the soft and fluffy plastic sweater she was wearing.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 05:29

I was driving down a four-lane street. Suddenly I found I had to make a left down a side street, but I was in the right lane of my side of the road. Instead of waiting to pass or proceeding down the street and making a u-turn, I cut straight across the left lane and ran into the fronts of two other cars. I ripped the hood off of one somehow.

After considering whether I should just drive off, I stopped and got out, thinking things would go badly for me if I just left. The confrontation with the other drivers went badly. They weren't yelling at me or anything, as you'd expect in real life. In the case ofthe couple driving one of the cars I'd hit, the husband was silent, and his wife (who I judged was the one driving) seemed weirdly delighted that I'd sideswiped her. She started talking about how I'd be paying for her next home improvement and her daughter's college tuition. I started really fuming at her and told her that, if I did have to pay for anything, it sure as hell wouldn't extend beyond the damage to her car.

After that I woke up. I was still almost yelling as I awoke and was throwing my fists and arms in the air. It took me a few seconds to realize I hadn't really gotten into an accident.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:44

I think it'd be more apt to say I was "woken up".

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 16:26


> What if his dream continued

The dream collapses in a stupidly overblown way like in Inception and all the korean people drown to death.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 17:12

I had a really weird dream where I was watching a movie in the cinema and then it stopped and some cute girls that sat nearby performed a musical act from it on stage (???) and then they were wearing cute fursuits (partial: heads, gloves, boots – ?!) and then some other fursuitters joined (full suits?!?!) and then the movie resumed and I complimented those girls as they returned to their seats. Then I was walking down the street in my hometown, drinking a green coloured soda drink in a transparent bottle through a straw. I sat down on some railing. Then I met a German guy who turned out to be Japanese and he had a fursuit packed in a slim (?!) backpack.

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ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (512)

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 00:02


How often do you drink tea? And what sort?

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 00:59

About once a week at most. I prefer cheap fruit flavored tea, my favorite is peach.

How do you feel about the future of yourself? Are you worried, excited, or both?

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 05:43

I'm not worried or excited, I'm resigned to the fact that I'm going to be living a shitty professional sort of life doing something I don't care about completely for the money. I hope one day to quit that career and do what I really want.

What's the greatest problem with the world today?

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 23:27

Large scale neglect for the environment.

Do you play a musical instrument?

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7818 20:49

I used to. E flat horn, motherfuckers! I also understand keyboard, but not enough to really actually play. I'm more of a composer now though, but I still remember how to finger Star Wars.

What does one do about the threshold in the number of figures owned where your bedroom suddenly turns into an Akiba 2nd hand shop? And what the hell happened to >>500's answer?

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 16:33

You could try spreading them out across multiple rooms, or make them blend in better by placing them each inside tastefully arranged little dioramas.

The response to >>500 fell through the cracks of reality, far beyond the limits of our humble understanding.

How do you feel about Lovecraft's work, and fiction in that style generally?

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 20:34

Horror and supernatural themes are not my taste. I prefer optimistic sci-fi stories, where the only enemy is ignorance.

Do you like stargazing?

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 22:20

Unfortunately, everywhere that I've lived so far has had extremely bad light pollution, so I haven't had much of a chance. On the few occasions that I've been stargazing somewhere where I can actually see anything, I've rather enjoyed it, especially things like watching meteor showers or seeing the ISS pass overhead. I don't know the first thing about recognising constellations or such, though.

When was the last time you went to a protest/demonstration/public march, and what was it in aid of?

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:14

Never did. The kind of people who march in those are utterly embarrassing to be around.

When's the last time you watched a protest and rolled your eyes in exasperation at their stupidity?

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 16:17

I once saw a group of people protest because of the result of a football match, but normally I think public protests are paramount for a working democracy and fill me with hope in our future.

How do you feel about your own government?

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (308)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 15:36

Modern history, also referred to as the modern period or the modern era, is the historiographical approach to the timeframe after the post-classical era (known as the Middle Ages).[1][2]

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 16:08

모포 맛있다

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 17:17


302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7818 02:59

"Jungle bunny" redirects here. For literal rabbits living in a rainforest, see Sumatran Striped Rabbit.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 15:48

Apache/2.2.16 (Debian) Server at Port 80

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306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 23:45

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 01:50

Thank you and fuck you for hitting me like a truck with nostalgia. Those were the days.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:45

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Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (198)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 22:14

Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 05:50

My lame confession is that I purposely derailed the grinding noises thread for a few posts with that free software argument just to see how our beloved maim master would incorporate it into the story.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 18:23

It was transparent enough.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 18:33

It's moustache with beard – so it isn't that "your quiet weird neighbour" thing – but biting the former is much easier, it's like biting your upper lip... and then pushing down the upper lip.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 18:50

Lame confession: I constantly pose as other people on anonymous boards just so I am able to post what I deem as witty replies in their stead. I can't help it.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 19:40

Lame confession: Sometimes I use the "ITT the previous poster is a nerd" to confirm my nerdiness.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 20:23

>>191 Shave your beard. Little girls with beards are not cute.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 04:33

wrong, bears are extremely moe

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 04:34

I meant beards but yeah bears are pretty moe too

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 11:43

Today I made out with my mirror image while masturbating.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:21

I made this guy:

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@i@ί m߁j

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The previous poster is a NEET/hikikomori. (18)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 08:40

>>0 Refreshes DQN every 1.68 minutes.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 18:12

>>8 installed f.lux so that he could easily keep track of whether it is night time or day time.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 18:28

>>9 is a dokyun

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 18:54

>>10 lives off cup noodles and water. Weighs 90 pounds.

12 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6916 22:31

>>11 enjoys 168 hours of anime every week.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 00:16

>>12 gets a panic attack when he leaves his bed

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 01:42

>>13 shits in a bucket.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 08:21

>>14 gets angry when his mother comes into his room to change the shit bucket.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 19:53

All of >>15's pillows are hug pillows.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 06:54

>>16 can't remember what his voice sounds like.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 14:51

>>17 had a dream where he was together with some cute friendly girls who shared his interests, but he kept quiet and averted his eyes.

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Rotating Cylinders and the Possibility of Global Causality Violation (26)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 01:28

fuck you.

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 04:40

An oddly logical answer. Issac Asimov approves.

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 21:02

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Another quality DQN thread left to rot. So sad.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 16:04

Fuck you, >>18.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 21:49

No, Fuck you, >>20.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 22:53

Oh, it's on now

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 12:00


23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 15:03

( LƒΦ`) It actually works, you know. I and Bigfoot stole Hitler's UFO from the Nazi bases in the Hollow Earth and we saw the heat death of the universe, then we did a u-turn and came back to the Big Bang and turned what would otherwise have become the third Magellanic Cloud into a charged rotating black hole with a cylindrical core five thousand light-years long.

( LƒΦ`) Oh, I was born about ten billion years ago,
And there's nothin' in this world that I don't know;
I saw Peter, Paul and Moses,
Playing ring-around-the-roses
And I'll whup the guy what says it isn't so.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6459 06:37

see William James Sidis.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 14:25

( E-E) The idea of Grandpa being ten billion years old is the least implausible thing in this thread, frighteningly enough.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 07:24

( LƒΦ`) Oh, me name, it is Sam Hall, chimney sweep, chimney sweep
( LƒΦ`) Oh, me name, it is Sam Hall, chimney sweep
( LƒΦ`) Oh, me name, it is Sam Hall
( LƒΦ`) And I hate you one and all
( LƒΦ`) And I hate you one and all, damn your eyes

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Are 0047 and Shii still around? (9)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 20:38

I've been cross-referencing stuff from the backup of Everything Shii Knows, old 4-ch archives and the wiki located on, and it's all amazing to me. An entire internet world that existed before I ever had a computer and no one even knows about. I mean shit, even Eternal September and the Meow Wars and other usenet garbage have some recognition today. You google world2ch and you find almost nothing.

The few sources we do have for this period of internet culture history are Shii and 0047, so now I'm asking are these guys still around? Can anyone confirm seeing them anywhere, really?

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-7817 21:06

Shii often comes to my house for pizza, but sometimes I don't have any pizza so he pulls his hat brim down and moseys on down the track to somewhere that does have pizza

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 21:11

Oh okay then. So if I wanna bring him out all I need is some pizza?

4 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-7818 03:46

Yes. Leave pizzas outside for them. Sometimes they want them days old, so just leave the old ones there too. Let them pile up, even when health officials tell you to stop. Start doing it again after you get out of jail for defying the local authorities. Do it until you've bankrupted yourself buying pizzas and paying for legal fees and city fines. You never know when they'll show up. It might be that day before you're forcibly evicted or committed to a mental institution! Stick with it! They'll be there, I promise!

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7818 16:40

Shii's in Japan, making a name for himself in the field of pseudoscience. He has his own blog about ancient japanese bullshit. 0037 hangs around on his own BBS at

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 21:27

You mean theology? He's probably using it to find a cute miko bride. Can't blame him.

Where is that funny upbeat guy, Sparky... err, Sparky4? If my memory still serves me, he had a webserver on some ancient computer and ftp access to a floppy drive.

And that MILKRIBS guy, he have found my private little textboard where I wrestled with Kareha a bit once.

Man, and all other named and nameless users? How many of them are still alive?

7 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-7822 05:55

It's not theology. It's something else.

As for the others, I'm sure they're alive. If you call this living...

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 13:14

Lol, shii, permasage this thread please.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 14:52

Hi, Shii!

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