For the first half of this I kept expecting it to turn into a screamer.
Kind of liked it, though, but I'm not sure why the "modern art" guys are depicted as Nazis. Didn't Nazis oppose that type of stuff?
Yeah, they did.
I didn't think the men in the film were supposed to be Nazis. I don't speak German so I have no idea what they were talking about, but it seemed they were discussing abstract artistic concepts. I saw it as a sort of comedy to have manly militaristic men creating and discussing a kind of art that is stereotypically reserved for "sensitive" types. It could also be a metaphor for how abstract art took over the art world by force.
Yeah maybe they were just meant to be generic military guys, I mainly inferred "Nazi" from the one very SS-looking hat.
MANKO is Pink positively!!! those who consider -- soon -- the -- you stop thinking and become precocious? It is to MANKO of good arrangement which ripened when Pink also had. Don't you think that it is young and MANKO of tightness of Pink is better, and doesn't it become precocious? Such a thing cannot be found! The direction of ripe MANKO manipulates MANKO freely and makes CHINKO ascend to heaven in the highest. It is as !? about the ability to declare [ why ] that that is right. That is because it actually experienced! It is being able to say, since the highest MANKO sex of a someone else's wife and 熟女 was experienced. If it has a sex, it will be decided that the more pleasant one says! By all means, please experience.
I go to get a room, Chin Po boyfriend's Throat: What will you do it
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What is second best spam?
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I wish I got more Japanese dating spam.
I keep getting followed on Twitter by what is either a Japanese girl looking for a sex friend or someone pretending to be a Japanese girl looking for a sex friend. The account keeps getting deleted but they just keep following me again. I think they're following me because I have so few other followers. That's pretty clever if you think about it. Because I have so few followers I'm more likely to notice when the number increases, even if it's just by one, and thus more likely to go to "her" account to see who followed me.
That said, even if I wasn't entirely certain that meeting up with the owner of the account would be a good way to get mugged/taken to a love hotel and raped on camera, it's not like I could go see her that easily. I don't live in Japan.
I seriously doubt IRL meeting is the end goal of any spammers, too risky. It's usually blackmail or money wiring scams.
"total crap, but I enjoy it"
Believe it or not, the rosary comes to my aid on these issues as well.
While I'm browsing the Internet, I keep the rosary hanging on my shoulder, with the Crucifix pointing at the screen. It helps me to think that Jesus is watching what I'm doing on the Internet, and as soon as a lewd image pops out, I scroll fast past it so not to upset Jesus and Mary. As long as I have it there, I don't have any problems with lewd or improper material.
Try it, who knows, maybe it will help you too :)
I used to work at an amusement park where they had sesame street characters. One day big bird showed up drunk and puked inside the costume. He got fired. They needed someone to be big bird later in the day. I worked nearby, but not as a character. Somehow they chose me. It's awkward wearing an 8'2", 65lb costume. You look through some mesh in the neck area of the costume. It's hard to see. There's a contraption that comes down from the head which controls the head and mouth. It looks like a bicycle brake on a swivel at the end of a thin rod inside the costume. Squeezing it opens the mouth, turning or twisting it moves big bird's head. Big bird's feet are wide. You're supposed to walk with your toes pointed outwards so you don't trip. It's a lot to think about when you've never been big bird before. I got caught up in how crazy it was to suddenly become big bird. I especially liked opening and closing the mouth and moving the head around. It probably looked like big bird wanted to eat someone. Maybe I should have focused more on doing basic big bird things. Within ten minutes of getting the costume on I accidentally kicked a toddler in the chest. I just didn't see him.
You guys are boat fags! And need to get blown up by frags! So, now grow up and Get A life from Met Life I know rick got one...pat...
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Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.
Shit I was going to say that. Oh well. Seriously, MrCreepyPasta you should tell us where you get this awesome pics and what they're called so we can find them and use them to freak out our grandma's... Or at least so I can scare my grandma. She has it coming; She always pinches my cheeks and calls me "Princess Fancypants" in front of my friends and gives me nasty oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip ones and I don't know how but those oatmeal cookies always tasted stale even if Grandma had just baked them. Seriously!
Just remember: Impractical female outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a fantasy. Impractical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a concept. Practical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume the role. Practical female outfit? Sexist against women because male power fantasy to have violence or strife against "normal-looking" women.
At first I misread the title as "Formica Necrophilia", and I thought to myself "What is this about? Fucking dead bodies on plastic countertops?"
In case that doesn't distract her enough, do a strip tease for Cassandra.
Do more tease than strip.
Let Cassandra know the meaning of that black hole song earlier by introducing her to the Crotch Void of Doom.
Just on the off chance your previous answer of "gjiuvn" wasn't quite sufficient to satisfy Mecha Alexei's yes or no question, you clarify with a comment of "jxey". He nods cautiously.
That gazebo is, you conclude, clearly the source of all your suffering. You exit via the broken window to the terrace outside, raise your hands to the sky and spend all your mana on summoning an immense sphere of flame. Unfortunately, you only have enough mana to summon a 3.15m diameter fireball, but it'll have to do. You stand for a moment, holding it above your head like Atlas holding the heavens, then cast it towards the little building on the other side of the garden, ready to commit it to complete oblivion.
"No!" shouts Mecha Alexei, rushing out from behind you, a moment too late. The two of you - and Jacqueline's clone, behind you - watch in silence as the roiling, incandescent orb arcs towards its destination. Watching carefully, you notice a diminutive figure leave the gazebo before impact; it would be silly to think that you could've caught Cassandra unaware with an attack like that.
Your projectiles strikes the building with an explosion, larger than you would've expected, with rooftiles and former pieces of carpentry launched tens of metres into the air. Mecha Alexei lets out a heartrending wail. "Oh god! You... you destroyed it all! We were so close, and you...!" Without warning, he grabs you from behind by the throat, both hands clenching hard onto your trachea. You struggle, but cannot effectively employ your espada ropera or ceremonial stone knife from your position, nor can you use arcane methods as you have just expended all your mana.
Shapeshift eyes into Pecten oculi (eagle eyes) so that we can perceive blinding light safely.
remember the basics of CQC
Throw a meter-sized fireball in the direction of Cassandra's crotch and whatever is emerging from it.
Throw several dozen 1-mana fireballs in a V-formation towards Cassandra and use telekinesis to make them all converge on her head.
Should I disable autofocus confirmation beep?
face sitting is nasty
I had dinner with my lesbian crush, so I'm pretty happy! Long live unrequited love!
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A story about tulips.
Lick this toad to turn it into a multi-coloured space horse w/ both sets of human genitals
I've been busy for a couple of weeks. Nothing seems to have changed here since. I enjoy that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing someone with the username "Hetero Erectus" and wishing I'd thought of that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cwen's Quest hasn't updated in over a year.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sitting quietly on my chair when suddenly a spider on its thread descends from the ceiling, moving directly towards my crotch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the only person who posts in this thread any more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thinking of a snarky response to a thread after passing it by and then being unable to re-locate the thread in question.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the only ugly one amongst your friends
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>watching Shrek 1 for the first time in a long time
>little brother starts watching it too
>little brother says "its awesome"
>even though its halfway through
>parents come in the room
>they turn off the tv while we were watching Shrek
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Shrek vs. Ao Oni
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ninja poison "horse shit"
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Flesh Gordon, similarly, started as a porn knockoff of Flash Gordon, but the director was so proud of the special effects that he cut it down to an R and released it in theaters.
Am I talking to my own nicks alone in this enormous chan of Idios ( Not Intels or AMD ) inside chans.
I went on www.hardbones.cum and looked around, when I found this video called Skeleton Porn. I clicked on it and this is how it went...
This skeleton was humping a lamp, when his skeleton girlfriend came in. So started to sweat, and he turned around and looked at her. He said "fuck me, NOW!!!" And she said... "okay".
They pounced at eachother and started to smash their bones against each other. They moaned and came. But then a bomb was set off, and they both DIED.
It was HOT MOTHA' FUCKA!
BTW, You're Next!
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.
>>777 Invented a cure for the Ebola virus, but he only uses it on himself. Even if you offered him 10 billion dollars for the cure, he would not sell it.