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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part III] (420)

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 01:50

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412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 04:01

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415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 03:03

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 02:39

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 01:24

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 05:10

For >>285-san in the current thoughts thread.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 12:33

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 15:12

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (202)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 10:43

There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 07:30

Usted no puede conducir si no tiene licensia

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 11:10

Noon rings out. A wasp, making an ominous sound, a sound akin to a klaxon or a tocsin, flits about. Augustus, who has had a bad night, sits up blinking and purblind. Oh what was that word (is his thought) that ran through my brain all night, that idiotic word that, hard as I'd try to pun it down, was always just an inch or two out of my grasp - fowl or foul or Vow or Voyal? - a word which, by association, brought into play an incongruous mass and magma of nouns, idioms, slogans and sayings, a confusing, amorphous outpouring which I sought in vain to control or turn off but which wound around my mind a whirlwind of a cord, a whiplash of a cord, a cord that would split again and again, would knit again and again, of words without communication or any possibility of combination, words without pronunciation, signification or transcription but out of which, notwithstanding, was brought forth a flux, a continuous, compact and lucid flow: an intuition, a vacillating frisson of illumination as if caught in a flash of lightning or in a mist abruptly rising to unshroud an obvious sign - but a sign, alas, that would last an instant only to vanish for good.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 17:00


197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 06:28

the actual details of the incident having been that Thomas and his wife, Nina Thomas, got into a fight (allegedly) over Thomas' alcoholism. Earl leaves the house with his brother, Seth Thomas, but forgets to turn off the location services on Snapchat, allowing Nina to track his location via Snap Map. Nina arrives at Earl's tracked location to find Earl and Seth in delicto flagrante at an orgy, surrounded by naked women. Nina flies into a furious rage and pulls out a loaded gun, and forces Earl to exit the site of the orgy, at which point she chases him around with a knife. Following the TMZ leak, Thomas posts a video update on Instagram, wherein he says "these things happen", and asks that fans pray for him and his wife in this trying time.

198 Name: vc: shock : 1993-09-9774 05:29


INCIDENT REPORT: Libtard destroyed with Facts and Logic

DATE/TIME: Right now

VICTIM: Libtard




199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 15:17

The temptation to comment this line is great, but please don't, it's for your own good. The choice is yours.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 02:57

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 09:22

YouTube video titled "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" with a length of 3 seconds. The video depicts a seal yawning, with synchronized audio of a presumably human scream.

YouTube video titled "Reel Big Fish - Give It To Me." A ska-punk song notable as the theme song for the old Newgrounds animation Waterman.

YouTube video titled "Mario Party 2: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing", in which Luigi wins the game "Mario Party 2" by doing absolutely nothing.

YouTube video titled "hello world." Described as "a test of a virtual singer software." The software in question, named Virtual Singer, was also used in the making of the DQN song "DQN DQN LOL" and the sixth verse of "Title."

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (217)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 00:00

I will inthrame bps and turn this domain into a cuban magical girl kigurumi meetup site

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 08:48

Suck my di

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 13:45

No, you lick my beller

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 17:00

komoche: The pleasore of being commed inside.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 18:54

Look, it's Mud'deb leading a band of desert warrior <i>femene</i>.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 18:55

Oh shucks oh gawss, I forgot to change the formatting type.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 00:18

I have chaith in this thread...

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 00:21

I don't care about this board and I never have. I bet by the end of the 90s, BBS will become obsolete, and we'll all go are separate ways without ever saying goodbye.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 03:25

It's time to admit it, I could stand to lose a few pounds. For the rest of the year I will stick to a strict nofation diet!

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 12:27

The consequences of eating the whole bag of "Death" brand spicy corn chips has left my trotchute in a condition most regrettable.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35] (287)

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 20:47

i'm actually a little worried that due to the fact that computers were only programmed to deal with 4-digit dates, the numbers are gonna "over-flow" (hackers call this a "buffer over-flow") and computers around the world will all break at the same date creating a massive "traffic jam" on the "internet super-highway".

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>274-275, should liquidate your bitcoin and reinvest it in gold bullion

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 23:41

Ever since I shoved that phylactery up my ass, whenever I'd jerk myself off a wraith would issue from out of my urethral meatus and I'd have to pay a cleric to get it dispelled. I'm running out of gold pieces and underpants. Please send help.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:25

.@pokemon Eevee lives matter

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:35

need a medium-length messy hair twink to dote on like a mother hen

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:40

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 14:45

i be shittin, because that's what i be doing

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 16:05

i want to shit really badly but i'm on a zoom call

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 03:30

>>278 i feel like someone will probably fix that issue sometime within the next eight thousand years, but who knows

vc: cope

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 19:16

thinking about boy butts again

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 03:57

the virgin dumbshit on social media with an old money name (not related so not rich, thousands of followers, doesn't realize he's an embarrassment, tinfoil hat people yell at him)
the chad old money family website (nicely designed, boring-ass family website content, nothing controversial, nobody reads it, hasn't been updated in a few years)

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Tinychan Refugee thread (3)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 06:18

I stopped post there, its bad.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 06:46

i'll pray for it 2GET better, OP

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 23:46

Was it ever good? I could never get into it, too edgy and bait-happy for my tastes.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (830)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 06:35

olympic weightlifting? no thanks, the only "clean and jerk" i do is when i tidy up my room then beat off.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 18:14


captcha: nien

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 18:27

thatfs how you know john lennon was a hack, had a whole schlmatz song about imagining a utopia, and he doesnft mention anime doggirl playing doom for 12 hours straight on youtube even once

how is that anywhere close to a utopia huh!?

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 03:52

call my dick "the tiger" 'cause fascists love to ride it

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 04:00

I love this truly fabulous Ickabog, with its bat ears, mismatched eyes, and terrifying bloodstained teeth!

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 01:17

replace horny cop art w/ horny USPS art.
im begging y'all: stop licking boots & start licking postage

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 05:47

Ah yes. Nothing better than country music and gay sex. The ugly socks are the cherry on top

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 18:19

Hey youtube junkie...just letting you know that I have a new video uploaded. Hope you check it out...thanks for the support.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 01:35

Praying for my cousin who is both racist and hates police, I'm sure this has been a very tough week for him.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 11:07

Covert ID Project 2019 (or COVID-19 for short) was a mass global census project initiated in the summer of 2019 to secretly identify and tag the entire human population in preparation for the start of an entirely new chapter in human history.

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part III] (310)

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9761 00:14

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 14:41

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 23:57

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 09:07

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 15:58

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 21:40

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 01:41

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 12:43

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[Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (430)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 10:58

>>0 is angry that threads on this board are closed after >>999, rather than after >>1023 which would make a lot more sense.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 08:57

>>420 was disappointed when parts 5 and 6, as well as a mysterious 8 and a couple of spinoffs of the Grandpa thread were not on

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 14:08

>>421 tried to convince girls at school to accept his fart fetish by sticking CD ROMs of Eight Marbles Ura in their lockers

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9542 16:36

>>422 fails all of his math tests because he draws a circle over every greater-than symbol so they resemble pacman

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 17:13

>>423 Has beaten every onara game that was made in RPG maker.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 19:05

>>424 Is the most talented Sailor Jupiter cosplayer.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 23:55

>>425 buys up all of the kabapai doujinshi whenever it gets restocked on eBay

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 23:56

>>426 dressed up as usopp for halloween and got arrested for wearing blackface

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 00:04

>>427 has been working on a convoluted rpg maker game that involves a floating sentient fart sniffing children's butts for fifteen years straight, and still hasn't gotten past finishing the demo

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 22:31

>>428 Has a skunk costume with an odor circuit.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 15:32

>>429 failed his Turing test.

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Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [3] (23)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 02:42

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14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 03:52

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15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 03:53

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19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 03:53

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20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 03:53

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21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 03:53

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22 Name: fact: kemofura is furry : 1993-09-9768 05:07

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(@߁Νί)œc@Yiff in hell, furfag! Yiff in hell, furfag!

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 22:28

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( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (947)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( E-E) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 06:30

( E-E) Early Simpsons isn't actually that good, but they did know what they were about.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 11:24

( E-E) Remember the family jewels, son

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 17:41

( E-E) People give the U.S. shit for its lack of public transportation but a lot of that comes from a relatively brief period where our self-styled elites were monomaniacally obsessed with generations-long turtling out nuclear warfare, which turns out to be little different from your generations-long strategy for turtling out biological warfare, too, so we've mostly just accepted the sprawl as "good actually".
( E-E) Then they just kind of dropped it because they're pretty addicted to urban high life, but the Pentagon does still encourage it in policy discussions.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 14:02

( E-E) I still don't really know what a period is
( E-E) Or a scrotum, or a urethra, or a prostate or a colon or a foreskin, and I don't know what the thing women pee out of is called or what you do with a vibrator

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9683 21:50

an anonymous message board isn't exactly a 100% anonymous i mean the operator can still see your ip address unless your using a VPN but still

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9686 15:27

( E-E) YIIK's greatest failing was in not being even shittier so it could have a 2013 release date because people are really damn blind to how cursed content is when the cursed part of it is #trending

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9692 20:22

( E-E) Just spent a week alone in a nice hotel. Didn't jack off even once.

( E-E) First time I just didn't feel like it for that long.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 14:14

( E-E) I realize "science" (actually media) promised you that certain tech would be invented by now, but it was just a bad prediction. It is past time you laughed at its folly, not weep that the impossible failed.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 23:00

( E-E) Sometimes I wish I could make a career out of nitpicking bad translations done by amateurs. I'd be very good at it. But there's already no fucking money in translation.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 22:25

( E-E) If you could have made money, explaining what "Battle of The Planets" did to Gatchaman would be a great place to start.

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