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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (530) 2: [Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (416) 3: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (158) 4: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] (223) 5: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (819) 6: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (848) 7: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (554) 8: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999) 9: ITT your last google search [PART III] (429) 10: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (646) 11: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (611) 12: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (277) 13: Darkest desires or secrets to share before you die (4) 14: Back in my day.. (12) 15: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (362) 16: (╬ಠϋuಠ) ITT RAGE FACE CONQUERS THE WORLD [RAGE] [EMOTICONS] [STUPID SHIT AS USUAL] (38) 17: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (392) 18: [Part XI] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (39) 19: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (670) 20: 💘peri💘 (16) 21: What the hell is this board for anyway? (14) 22: [Part 9] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (271) 23: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (61) 24: The KING GAY Experience (9) 25: The Previous Poster (41) 26: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (29) 27: ITT we post to see what time it is (12) 28: [Futurology] ITT we predict what the world will be like in the year 2000 (71) 29: I've made several threads (13) 30: ITT the previous poster is a SJW (208) 31: Post things with MITTENS! (5) 32: shitty fucking poetry night (338) 33: Necrobump this thread! (79) 34: [PART II] ITT we make up DQN fun facts [CITATION NEEDED] (104) 35: ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (49) 36: [Not into the whole thing]i@ί m߁jStandard 4-ch user [VIP] (222) 37: You know what? Fuck >>53 [GROUP DISCUSSION] (106) 38: [COLLABORATIVE STUFF] The lonely text world of DQN (59) 39: i@EΝEj Junior [FUN][NOT EDUCATIONAL] (8) 40: I had a hamster (39)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (530)

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 19:39

Tim Hecker or Alva Noto?

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 03:40

Hope he's okay.

523 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8849 07:15

hell-and-tube heat exchanger

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 09:02

>>521 I've only heard one Alva Noto tune but I liked it more than all the Tim Hecker I'd heard.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 11:40

It's the loveliest part of the year.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 12:33

The only upside to Net Neutrality being killed is that I don't have to see stupid posts on the Internet anymore.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 12:56

Fuck this "7 days of black and white photos challenge." It's not a fucking challenge. Putting a black and white filter on your picture is the easiest thing in the world. It's just an excuse for you to take your mundane photos and make them look "artistic." Fuck.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 16:09

Futanari bratz doll

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 17:48

Thanksgiving Eve is the opposite of Thanksgiving, right? And Thanksgiving is a wholesome, family-oriented holiday, right? So naturally I should spend today alone getting high and jerking off.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 18:06

Thanksgiving is only like that when you're a kid, once you're an adult it's about binge drinking.

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[Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (416)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:30

>>2 what is the parallel universe when the Sega Master System/Sega Mark III far more popular than the Nintendo NES/Famicom?

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 20:18

>>407
Well, that only came to the forefront of public concern due to events in the first half of the 20th century. The Anum (Anti-Umwelt-Pro-Menschlichkeit) party of Germany rose to power and ended up depriving the world of some 12 million plantkin (six million of whom were evergreen trees). Long story short, there was worldwide warring and now it is illegal to hang Christmas decorations in Germany.
Some small pro-human groups decide to burn trees and shout loudly about things every so often, but luckily there are so few of them that PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Arboreal life (and other plantkin)) manage to keep things under control without the Neo-Anums getting too much news coverage.

>>409
What's it like in the universe where people get a different talent every birthday, replacing last year's talent, but don't immediately know what it is?

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 17:38

>>407
The biggest difference is that professional athletes have very short careers. However, pop idols have careers that are about the same length as they are right now.

>>409
What is it like in the parallel universe where every birth involves eugenics?

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 20:05

>>408 Everyone is white, asian or a mix thereof. The entire world is a high trust society, peaceful and law abiding, and everyone does their best, because to do less would be dishonorable. Every male child is put through a brutal coming of age test to cull the weak.

>>410
What's it like in the universe where cats have thumbs?

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 10:38

>>409
This famous Dwarf Fortress bug never happened.

>>411
What's it like in the universe where all disputes are settled with real-life danmaku battles?

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:42

>>410
There's a new meaning to the phrase "It's curtains for you".

>>412
What's it like in the universe where rock-paper-scissors is a recognised martial art?

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 18:10

>>411
Weebs like to talk about what animu character has the highest jan-ken-pon skills.

>>413
What is it like in the parallel universe where all Korea is South Korea?

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 19:33

>>412
Less stressful. Korea is an eastern-style republic, still cribs a lot of ideas from everyone, and they make pretty good cars and electronics.

>>414
What is it like in the parallel universe where dogs fly spaceships?

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 22:45

>>413
Humans fly spaceships shortly thereafter.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_space_dogs

>> 415

What is it like in the parallel universe where a series of meteorite impacts suddenly flattened all nations' capital cities in 1939?

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 15:36

>>415 World War II was delayed several years because there was no furher or emperor. During the time of peace, several travel destinations had changed. Milan Italy and Manchester England are two of the most popular cities for tourists.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 19:36

The parallel universe in which >>415 asked >>416 a question is much the same as ours, except >>416's post is more interesting.

>>417
What's it like in the parallel universe in which the words for blue and green are switched?

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (158)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 20:54

>>145
They're actually renaming it "Massive Mohammed"

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 04:06

To improve your venture I would suggest investing in razors, and introducing them to your models.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 15:30

These family dinners tend to be hosted by conservatives because we took out mortgages, not student loans.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 01:03

Yeah slightly taller Jawa and Blue Snaggle Tooth from Sears Catalog Exclusive playset are GREAT STUFF.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 22:26

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Do You Like My Car?
Deja vu

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 21:56

Reminds me of the old joke about the nigger who got diarrhea for the first time and thought he was melting.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 14:54

I testify by the power invested in me by the governor of california that this site is no longer alive

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 15:47

Not enough yodel. Bart, we are on a similar plane. Not the same but similar. I think the difference is this is your job where I have a different job but need yodeling to keep me going. I really love your posts....I am so envious that you find them before me. But thankful. I think you are my adversary and friend in finding yodels.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 16:59

>>Chanukah is not the Jewish Christmas.

Sorry, I know you're a rabbi and all, but we have been informed differently by every single post-1990 television show ever broadcast.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 19:30

>>i am a deadly weapon

Breath doesnft count.
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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] (223)

1 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-8690 05:04

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 22:22

tsnafitucke

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 22:34

VHS Dreams

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 04:32

If the person being figged tightens the muscles of the anus, the sensation becomes more intense.[2]

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 06:43

Most of those team builds are not found online. They make cookie-cutter PvX team builds look like elderly grandmothers in a nightclub dance floor. Impressive at first, but rusty as fuck when you start to pay attention.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 04:38

>>216
Hot.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 11:15

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220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 08:45

should not regard himself as a gwatchdogh for those who put him on the board. A nominee director should exercise his judgment in the best interest of the company and should not be bound to act in accordance with the direction or instruction of his appointor

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 12:33

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222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 22:34

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 05:59

The Brave Frog

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (819)

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 07:40

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818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 04:01

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 04:12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5l5HWAzfKE

is anything more DQN than nanahira and fancy hearing cake?

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( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (848)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( E-E) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 08:38

>>837 It sounds really childish, like making disparaging comments about a rival sports team. The only time I hear about "the left" or "the right", the only way it affects me, is when I have to read dumb Americans whinging about it online. From both sides of the fence.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 16:07

>>839
Exactly. It's textbook ingroup/outgroup bickering, and especially myopic considering that the American "left wing" actually corresponds to "slightly less right wing" where I'm from.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 23:37

WAAAAAAAAGH

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 14:19

>>836 nazis are leftists, so the left is already there. National SOCIALISTS, y'know.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 18:18

>>842
Nice try but 5 seconds in google defeats you.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 22:57

( E-E) Who's in the closet? That one looks Jewish, that one's a coon, get 'em up against the wall!

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 04:41

>>843
The person you were responding to is obviously joking.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 09:38

>>845
I should hope so.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 03:03

>>842 Greatest Korea is a democratic republic, is that how democratic republics are supposed to operate?

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 23:07

tehsaurus

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[NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (554)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7402 05:43

The shirt was

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 14:13

was the wrong shirt. Angrily, he bumped the thread.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 14:13

It was a fairly nice bump.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 15:14

PART 2: I CAN'T RECALL THE PLOT ANY LONGER

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 00:07

"There is no plot." Said the Great Sky Shirta.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 01:24

Ironically, the entire plot of DQN Shirt Novel was written on the Great Sky Shirta's shirt, but he never thought to look down.

550 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8845 18:39

Meanwhile, SpongeBob

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 18:57

walked

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 00:47

without rhythm

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 14:12

INTO THE ABYSS

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 19:34

Nearby, a Worm woke up, listened for a bit, then went back to sleep. It was wearing a fairly nice nightshirt.
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[Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 14:18

( EƒΦE) You acrid stream of bat piss.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 15:14

( EƒΦE) You pathetic, hideous, insignificant roomba fodder.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 22:57

( EƒΦE) Ha ha just kidding you're my bestext friend!

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:21

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994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:21

=THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE=

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:22

( EƒΦE) That oughta hold the bastards.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 15:55

( EƒΦE) Stupid kids.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 18:00

| ₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) I need to see you in my office, Beady. Bring everything from your desk.
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998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 18:01

| ₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Oh, and Clonepa? You're fired.
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999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 18:01

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (429)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

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420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 12:27

>>415
dogpile

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pissflaps site:4-ch.net

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 20:02

porn magazines as body armor

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (646)

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