The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (121) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#24] (399) 3: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (743) 4: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (699) 5: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (515) 6: [IRL] Hey, let's hang out! (32) 7: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (608) 8: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (235) 9: ITT your last google search [PART III] (299) 10: Let's get to 1000 by immature swears. (125) 11: [Learning] Fact thread [Did You Know] (10) 12: [Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (400) 13: ITT we find flaws in a perfect world [Part II] (342) 14: itt we swear [PROFANITY] (22) 15: CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (916) 16: [Liquid]Post in this thread every time you're drinking something[Refreshment][Quenching] (30) 17: THE FUTURE OF TEXTBOARDS, IN !! (3) 18: shitty fucking poetry night (322) 19: [Misery] ( ί -ί) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (601) 20: Squeeks. (6) 21: bored (8) 22: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (544) 23: ITT we condemn the built-in cultural assumptions of the poster above us (40) 24: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (7) 25: ( ί °ί) Post mildly uplifting things (516) 26: Post itt each time you think about lolis (39) 27: whats up my ningen (5) 28: [Stupid] FAIL QUESTION [Bumb] (13) 29: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] the previous poster's current thought [Empathy][ESP] (10) 30: Actually, (5) 31: ITT the previous poster is responsible for global warming. (198) 32: ( ` -L) Great Moments in Passive Aggression (47) 33: ITT we remove the word "Sex" from popular culture nouns (28) 34: [Part XIV] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (27) 35: A better textboard (12) 36: Modern fables [SHORT] (5) 37: [Fusion Asian] Praise the glorious power (6) 38: [Emergency] Emergency mittens release thread [MITTENS] (47) 39: Problem with the emergency mittens (2) 40: I need an x... (7)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (121)

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 08:36

(also mittens, very important)

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 11:46

I'm going to fuck your but

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 12:20

Cute girl who, having found a genie in a bottle and been given three wishes, after wishing for world peace and an end to poverty, uses her final wish to wish for you to love and want to cuddle her at least as much as she loves and wants to cuddle you, upon which the genie tells her he cannot grant that wish because it is already true.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 22:47

cute girl who doesn't mind you masturbating in front of her.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 23:48

Cut girl who does mind you masturbating in front of her and covers her eyes with her hands but can't resist peeking through her fingers to watch you

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 03:36

Cute girl with a penis masturbating in front of you.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 22:12

Cute girl with a vulva masturbating in front of ME!

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 00:42

Cute girl making a giant sucking sound on my cock.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 11:03

Cute girl who isn't really into any of this lewd stuff and would honestly rather just cuddle.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 11:17

Cute girl who is really into this lewd stuff and would honestly lewd AND cuddle.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#24] (399)

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 08:49

>>389 yeah

fuck gensokyo, I want to live in japari park

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 21:30


392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 21:54

seamen on a Kancolle girl

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 23:54

shiny smooth soft

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 00:58

Eternal disease

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 01:23


396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 02:22

Going to school without panties, getting a quick creampie, going to class with cum slowly dripping down your leg

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 04:44

I could really feel the progression of my cold. First a sore throat and a fever. Then a phlegmatic cough. And now a nose which alternates between being runny and being stuffy. I remember enjoying being sick when I was a kid since I could skip school. It made up for being sick. Now it just sucks.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 06:13

the ghost raped your nose

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 09:19

Tanya for Führerin!

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (743)

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 10:41

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 14:00

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 17:39

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 10:46

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 11:45

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 23:21

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 00:25

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 21:21

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 03:30

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 03:59

fuck you

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (699)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 22:32

aaahahahahahahahah they should make individual Stooge movies, setting up Curly, Larry, and Moe's tragic backstories before the big teamup film

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 03:40

>buy juicero
>Turns out its fucking shit
>Install gentoo on it and order 1$ juice bags from aliexpress
>Alarm goes off and makes my chink mango juice for me as i wake up
>Just as i take a sip of my chinese heavy metal juice hear a loud bang
>Juicero commandos break into my house, kill my wifes son and dog, then arrest me
>Charged with copyright terrorism and sent to guantamano
>Forced to program windows 10 apps from ipad until i die

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 04:14

How did those barons on e2m8 get torn apart like that and why did that happen?
  • "Yo cyberdumbass, that annoying marine-gayrine is coming to rape you're bootyass lol"
  • "How dare you speak to your master in such a filthy manner?"
  • "coz ur fgt lol"

The rest is history.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 15:07

He died the day I got married. I suppose I did too, in a way.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 19:43

Yeah they're gonna shove a dildo up their ass and cry about their inferiority complex

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 20:04

seizing the means of production one $5 cup of coffee at a time

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 16:41

So the lesson of this video is to not eat radioactive materials, because it basically kill you. This should be taught in schools more often.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 20:47

that is a ginue pig

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 21:07

in Soviet Russia Richard Gere goes up arse of gerbal

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 00:04

"Frodo,we need to speak..." Galadrial limped with difficulty toward the hobbit,adrift in his own thoughts.
"Yes,my Lady. I know what you're going to say:the Burden is heavy,but I need not shoulder it alone. I-"
"No,Frodo," she interrupted. "Although true,there are other things to consider. Your companions-" The rhythmic stutter to her voice was present,but hardly noticed by the hobbit. He interjects,"Pippin and Merry I can trust with my life,surely you can't object to their coming!"
She steadies herself before answering. "No,I have no fear for them but its-"
Frodo loks at her,gently vibrating with a solid pulse."Boromir?" She shakes her head. "Its...Gimli,Frodo."
He stares,shocked. "You don't trust him?",but she just smiled.
"I do. It's just that he won't stop humping my leg." Both looked down beyond the Mirror,the top of a hairy head bouncing and grunting. "You know him better than we of Lothlorien. Is there some charm to impell him? Some crowbar handy?"
Frodo doesn't answer at first. Then with a meek and longing look,whispers,"Can I have the other leg?"
Long was the silence at Galadrial's Mirror.If you don't count the grunting.
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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (515)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:09

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509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 03:59

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 21:26

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 22:48

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 11:37

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 11:57

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[IRL] Hey, let's hang out! (32)

1 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8258 05:47

I'm not sure how to ask this, I've had my cursor on the title box for a good 45 minutes now. I live in Fairfax, right near Washington DC. I'm a NEET, and I don't have any friends. I walk around by myself most of the time, and I'm not exactly sure what to do with myself now.

If anyone is interested, we can meet up somewhere public, like Fair Oaks Mall or something. I'm not shady, I promise. I'm just very, very lonely.

I have a broad range of interests and I get along with anyone. I'm sorry. This is a weird thing, but you guys are consistently top quality people in my eyes.

If you're interested just reply.. If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 00:49

I'm from Europe too! But I'm in Moscow, which is pretty far away from the EU.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 03:09

>>7 OK sounds good I'm >>4 and I guess email goes in the link field; why not.
Send me an email if you feel like it.

25 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8262 14:30

Hey, I'm the original poster here! I'm gonna send you an e-mail in a second. I'll be 777crycrycry

26 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8263 01:12

I'll follow >>24's lead . If anyone ever wants to meet up in Fairfax VA, my e-mail is on this post . As I am NEET , I don't have anything to do and no one to make plans with. Feel free to contact at any time if you need a friend, or anything. Even contact me to be online friends if you're too far away, I don't care.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 02:58

i surely wish that i'd had the nerve to do this when i lived in PDX or PHX. now i am all crippled up and can't get out of this medical facility (ln the american midwest) to meet any of you other half-dozen DQNs. [yeah, yeah, boo hoo hoo, ANYway...]

let this be a lesson, dokyuns! seize the day, go out on a limb now and then, take the occasional insane chance and so forth!

...hell, even if it ends in soul-crushing embarrassment, it's not like we're strangers to enduring that, right? :/

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 12:20

>...hell, even if it ends in soul-crushing embarrassment, it's not like we're strangers to enduring that, right? :/

Thanks for this sentence! I am going to grab some bulls by horns this week, you've decided for me

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 21:03

I'll buy a beer for any amount of dokyuns in The Netherlands.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 10:59

DQN from France here. An irl meeting would be interesting but there's probably not a lot of other french dokyuns here.
Even if there was some, I would probably be afraid to join because I'm shy and not very sociable and I'm a terribly uninteresting person.( 'A`)
Outside of some video games I don't have lots of interests. To be honest the only time I get out of my house outside of work is to play video games. But I don't mind because I love video games.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 18:54

Why not just be a neet?

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 10:58

I need the money.

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (608)

1 Name: (☞߁Νί)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43

Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 16:04

ey girl u want sum paizz?

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 02:33

shale i post this captcha, or refresh until i get a better one?

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 02:38

This is a pein in my ass.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 03:06

where is the youtube vid thread? i've got a great one...

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 04:49

i print everything except my signature; it's too hard to read my nigh illegible cussife.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 04:52

tho even my signature is pretty horrible.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 04:58

Remember, folks, change toothbrushes every 6 months, lest you get thrush!

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 04:09

Yesterday I finally pist in the toilet bowl instead of on it.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 17:11

I invited all my family members to my new house for a family reunion. Nobody showed up, so I had a very lonely reune all by myself.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 17:16

Want to freak people out? Go to some place like Vail or Breckenridge, take a lift to the top, strip off your snowsuit and skinude!
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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (235)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 07:04

I was a high ranking Nazi officer/Hitler's personal pilot. At some point, Hitler wanted to throw a cat out the back door of the plane, and I wrestled with him until he changed his mind. Later we were sitting in a two-seater variant of the Su-47 (with a tiny forward window instead of a proper canopy) and flying to a farm, where he wanted me to meet my future wife. We landed outside the farmhouse but as I approached it, it caught fire, and we helped evacuate the residents.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 08:29

I've had dreams like that, except my bladder didn't collapse and I woke up wet and sticky.The worst part was realizing I couldn't actually suck my own dick.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 15:13

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 17:22

I had a dream where somebody left several snakes outside my front door. They were blue and looked like they had sapphires for scales. I turned around to get away from the snakes, but I found that there were more sapphire snakes behind me. I didn't know where I could go to avoid the snakes and I was afraid of getting a deadly snake bite when I would try to escape.

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8591 17:11

I came across a large tank of water in an upscale building of some sort, and decided it needed fish. So I added a bunch of goldfish first, then random fish from nearby ponds and rivers. I swam with them while the water was still clean. I went out to get fish food and when I came back other people had thrown in even more fish of all types and there were huge clumps of grass and mud floating on the water surface. That made me mad and I yelled at some little kid then woke up.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 16:10

I was inside a building that needed to be demolished. I didn't have any explosives or heavy machinery, so I had to do something different. I collected several microphones, amps, and big speakers. I pointed the microphones at the speakers, ran from the building, and remotely turned the amp to 11. I didn't see or hear if the building was demolished.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 17:11

I was reading some french texts that blended into each other, and someone told me: "you are allowed to overcome things"

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 20:32

You're not missing much except for having a dick in your mouth, and it's not somebody else's. It feels bigger than it looks.

If you want to try, do it at the end of the day rather than just after waking up, and start by letting gravity do the work: lie on your back, then throw your legs over your head, resting mostly on your shoulders with your elbows only propping you up (hands on hips, helping keep your ass in the air if needed), and try to keep your legs close to the floor without touching it. After a few minutes you'll have adjusted to the stretching and will be able to get your dick closer to your face, because for some reason that's what you want. Uncurl yourself slowly. Do this several days in a row for more effect. Don't fart because it might not just be gas with this level of thoracic compression.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 23:28

In real life last night I saw a pic my ex posted being lovey-dovey with her new boyfriend. Then I had a dream that I met her at a shopping mall. She introduced a nerdy Asian guy and said, "Meet my boyfriend, Wee Ping." I thought "haha, that sounds like small penis!" I woke up within the dream and told her about the dream on Facebook. In response she sent me a picture with a list of the "Top 10 OK things" about our last month together as a couple, alongside a picture of a 2D girl comforting a guy between her boobs. But they weren't just OK things, they were all really sweet and she clearly still had feelings for me. I felt like crying. She demanded I tell her 10 OK things in return. I wanted to do it right then, but my wife was around and I couldn't risk getting caught so said I'd have to reply later.

Then I woke up for real, left with the reality that my ex's new boyfriend is actually super hot, and I'm sure she is not thinking about me nearly as much as I'm thinking about her, even though I'm the married one.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 17:12

I dreamed that I really needed to pee, but Yui Igarashi was sitting on my legs and said "Not until I give you permission." She said "Igive you permissions now" and she left me alone. I immediately woke up and peed.

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (299)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 11:37

amen fuckers

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 19:47

bald hairstyles

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 21:02

bicuspid aorta

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 22:52

timeframe or time frame

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 16:28

Middle Dan Tien

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 02:58

butt porn

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 18:08


297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 04:16

"choking on tree cum"

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 09:39

squadallah or squadala

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 13:40

world penguin day

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Let's get to 1000 by immature swears. (125)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 14:24

Fatty shitbum!

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 16:59

Massachusetts ass bandit

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 17:57

Texas cocksheath masseur

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 20:04

butt ass

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 20:47

beef ass-jockey
beef-ass jockey

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 08:59

Donkey bitch-ass

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 11:02

ass blasting fart commander

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 04:59

suck a butt

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 05:17


124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 14:16

Princess Peachbitchpeachbitch

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 19:00

I'm Duke Nukem and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards

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