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1: Junior, let's find VIP, DQN or IAA on your TRIP (133) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (288) 3: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (37) 4: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (104) 5: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (199) 6: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (726) 7: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (360) 8: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (432) 9: Why does /dqn/ suck cock? (17) 10: ITT your last google search [PART II] (313) 11: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (826) 12: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (610) 13: I'm a magickal elf (10) 14: ITT we bump this thread whenever this thread sucks. (25) 15: [SAITAMA][News] Man scrambles out just before train slams van [Emergency] (56) 16: Mittens (28) 17: (3) 18: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (999) 19: ayy lmao[1000] (41) 20: ( ´_⊃`) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (224) 21: [Learning] Fact thread [Did You Know] (7) 22: I'm afraid I have bad news... (233) 23: ( ・∀・)My name is Squeeks and this is part III (928) 24: ミ*´ー`ミ Security Kitten (125) 25: [Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (614) 26: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (105) 27: [ ´ɯ`] Ask Robopa [Legendary] (41) 28: ( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (880) 29: ITT we post when we take a dump (7) 30: ( ⌒-⌒) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (148) 31: ITT we insult the poster above us [PART IX] (245) 32: shitty fucking poetry night (243) 33: I don't get it (20) 34: Japanese dating spam is the best spam! (54) 35: Only prime numbers may talk (407) 36: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (283) 37: #LIFEHAX [Captain Obvious] (40) 38: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (402) 39: [Contentless] ITT I post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal] (10) 40: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (267)

Junior, let's find VIP, DQN or IAA on your TRIP (133)

1 Name: !gf6zkp7SGI : 1993-09-4788 13:10

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(・∀・) I won't fail you grandpa!

Type 5 random characters as trip, and win a prize.

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 09:23

U+007E TILDE isn't representable in shift-jis. 0x7E in shift-jis is an overline.
note that firefox displays the character 0x7E in shift-jis pages as a tilde instead of an overline. this behavior is wrong.

125 Name: !rETEktAqhI : 1993-09-4797 12:03


126 Name: !cJFgzzJdhU : 1993-09-4797 12:04


127 Name: !PdW/mZ3OI. : 1993-09-4797 12:06


128 Name: !d52mhIrBAU : 1993-09-4797 12:15


129 Name: !apYfjDMSnk : 1993-09-4798 01:10


130 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 11:52

Hello, I'm bumping threads with DQN or LOL in the title.

131 Name: !KoXDQ9yN9A : 1993-09-7221 05:38


132 Name: !VIPPERTDPY : 1993-09-7651 18:43

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     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can find VIP, DQN or IAA on my TRIP now !

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
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133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 19:43


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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (288)

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 14:39

Szeretettel várunk.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 21:24

I'm starved of imported Japanese memes. Those were so good...

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 22:25

I have absolutely no idea what this is.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 23:02

I need to poo

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 23:10

ayy lmao is better

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 00:00


285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 11:18

I tried to find some nurse outfit facesitting doujinshi to fap to after seeing this post and there are surprisingly not many.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 12:01

Should I disable autofocus confirmation beep?

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 17:34

Got a bad headache and the fucking cat wants to play Chasey Fighty Bitey. Argh.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 18:24

face sitting is nasty

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (37)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52


For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 19:08

Shapeshift into a tentacle beast.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 19:10


30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 23:15

Whilst you have, of course, never been anything but graceful in the face of honourable defeat, you are fairly sure you've never been defeated in danmaku. Indeed, you feel certain you'd remember something like that, unless it, perhaps, happened in an alternate universe/timeline. Being a steadfast proponent of the Copenhagen interpretation, however, you don't believe in multiple universes or anything silly like that.

You fly over to the gazebo, effortlessly overtaking your clone, sit down opposite Cassandra and pour yourself a cup of tea. "The dichotomy between reality and fantasy is less precise than you might think," you comment. "Is that so," she replies, arching an eyebrow.

"I wonder if the の you slipped past was on your left or right," you say. Your comments may be getting a little too cryptic; even you don't have a clue what that one was supposed to mean. Perhaps, you reflect, this is one of those cases in which it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and thus remove all doubt. You sample the tea so as to otherwise occupy your mouth.

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31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 23:16

You find that your newly composed acrostic poem spells out "fbfi", which, of course, is the secret to finding Hell. You are aware, however, that Hell does not, contrary to popular belief, entail ancient demons, nor great flames, nor rivers of blood, and its summoning does not require any ritual or password. Hell is something everyone is familiar with. When people have spent thousands of years searching for a meaning of life and no one seems to have found anything convincing, it is not entirely far-fetched to conclude that maybe what they're looking for isn't there; indeed, Hell is the awareness that your life has no more meaning than the word "fbfi".

You aren't too sure who the Maim Master is. Given your missing fingers on your right hand and the serious puncture wound on your left, you feel you might well qualify for the position yourself. You go ahead and waste your own time by commanding yourself to hjeth, then to ctykhj.

You decide to take comfort in the likely proximity of your own death, trying to convince yourself that you weren't all that attached to living anyway. Naturally, you express this through song.

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33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 23:43

Annihilate gazebo.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 05:50

Summon a titan 7 meter fireball and throw it at the gazeebo while giving an inspirational speech and grunting like a sweaty homo

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 07:22

In case that doesn't distract her enough, do a strip tease for Cassandra.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 15:17

Do more tease than strip.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 15:50

Let Cassandra know the meaning of that black hole song earlier by introducing her to the Crotch Void of Doom.

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (104)

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 19:57

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 01:18

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 15:23

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 22:05

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 07:37

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 07:52

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 17:25

For the first half of this I kept expecting it to turn into a screamer.
Kind of liked it, though, but I'm not sure why the "modern art" guys are depicted as Nazis. Didn't Nazis oppose that type of stuff?

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 19:50

Yeah, they did.

I didn't think the men in the film were supposed to be Nazis. I don't speak German so I have no idea what they were talking about, but it seemed they were discussing abstract artistic concepts. I saw it as a sort of comedy to have manly militaristic men creating and discussing a kind of art that is stereotypically reserved for "sensitive" types. It could also be a metaphor for how abstract art took over the art world by force.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 22:01

Yeah maybe they were just meant to be generic military guys, I mainly inferred "Nazi" from the one very SS-looking hat.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 15:10

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (199)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 05:16

'Hexadecimal' was a term implemented by computer giant IBM in the 1960's to replace the more correct term 'Sexidecimal' that was considered to be a term too risqué for the conservative company!

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 07:08

while looking for

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 11:46

				<audio controls="controls">
<source src="<?php bloginfo('stylesheet_directory'); ?>/music/Come_When_I_Call.ogg" type="audio/ogg" />
<source src="<?php bloginfo('stylesheet_directory'); ?>/music/Come_When_I_Call.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 20:08

Flesh Gordon, similarly, started as a porn knockoff of Flash Gordon, but the director was so proud of the special effects that he cut it down to an R and released it in theaters.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 06:39

Am I talking to my own nicks alone in this enormous chan of Idios ( Not Intels or AMD ) inside chans.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 07:32


196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 10:37


197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 15:16

A Grand Rapids, Michigan, toilet paper enthusiast named Bill Jarrett argues

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 12:57

Skeleton Porn
I went on www.hardbones.cum and looked around, when I found this video called Skeleton Porn. I clicked on it and this is how it went...
The Sexiness
This skeleton was humping a lamp, when his skeleton girlfriend came in. So started to sweat, and he turned around and looked at her. He said "fuck me, NOW!!!" And she said... "okay".

They pounced at eachother and started to smash their bones against each other. They moaned and came. But then a bomb was set off, and they both DIED.


BTW, You're Next!

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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (726)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 19:41

>>>720 Made an assertion to Socrates, was unable to back it up with logic and reasoning, and then left him in the cold

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 20:27

>>720 is the reason why christmas lights get tangled

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 03:30

>>720 smells like the inside of a hobo's shoe.

720 Name: cool free ringtones : 1993-09-7720 04:10

cool free ringtones

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 14:01

Hey thanks man!

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 14:57

>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 01:52

Why you pickin' on >>777 all of a sudden?

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 03:18

>>777 came over to my house crying today. >>777 said that someone he didn't even know took a shot at him on a BBS. I wish I could find this >>722 guy so I could teach him a thing or two about picking on random guys on BBSs. >>777's been through a lot lately, man, it's tough.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 00:27

>>777 Invented a cure for the Ebola virus, but he only uses it on himself. Even if you offered him 10 billion dollars for the cure, he would not sell it.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 21:27

Well, >>720 appeared to be a regular salesman, so the bad guy must be none other than >>777.

I mean, triple sevens, huge luck, but have you ever seen lucky people share their fortune? Yeah, >>777 is that bad.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (360)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 23:32

The right is masculine and full of winners. The left is feminine full of whiners.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 12:41

Homo homini platypus est.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 13:56

Believe it or not, the rosary comes to my aid on these issues as well.

While I'm browsing the Internet, I keep the rosary hanging on my shoulder, with the Crucifix pointing at the screen. It helps me to think that Jesus is watching what I'm doing on the Internet, and as soon as a lewd image pops out, I scroll fast past it so not to upset Jesus and Mary. As long as I have it there, I don't have any problems with lewd or improper material.

Try it, who knows, maybe it will help you too :)

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 21:40

I used to work at an amusement park where they had sesame street characters. One day big bird showed up drunk and puked inside the costume. He got fired. They needed someone to be big bird later in the day. I worked nearby, but not as a character. Somehow they chose me. It's awkward wearing an 8'2", 65lb costume. You look through some mesh in the neck area of the costume. It's hard to see. There's a contraption that comes down from the head which controls the head and mouth. It looks like a bicycle brake on a swivel at the end of a thin rod inside the costume. Squeezing it opens the mouth, turning or twisting it moves big bird's head. Big bird's feet are wide. You're supposed to walk with your toes pointed outwards so you don't trip. It's a lot to think about when you've never been big bird before. I got caught up in how crazy it was to suddenly become big bird. I especially liked opening and closing the mouth and moving the head around. It probably looked like big bird wanted to eat someone. Maybe I should have focused more on doing basic big bird things. Within ten minutes of getting the costume on I accidentally kicked a toddler in the chest. I just didn't see him.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 22:19

You guys are boat fags! And need to get blown up by frags! So, now grow up and Get A life from Met Life I know rick got one...pat...

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 06:28

My father spent his life building up his refrigerator company. From a small startup, clawing for every customer he could get, he gained both fame as a charismatic salesman and someone who really cared about his customers. He would go on to do commercials, and trade shows showing off his new high-end refrigerator model.

My father was a refrigerator magnate.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 21:38

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ I WANNA TAKE U 4 A RIDE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 00:32

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 06:13

Shit I was going to say that. Oh well. Seriously, MrCreepyPasta you should tell us where you get this awesome pics and what they're called so we can find them and use them to freak out our grandma's... Or at least so I can scare my grandma. She has it coming; She always pinches my cheeks and calls me "Princess Fancypants" in front of my friends and gives me nasty oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip ones and I don't know how but those oatmeal cookies always tasted stale even if Grandma had just baked them. Seriously!

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 19:56

Just remember: Impractical female outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a fantasy. Impractical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a concept. Practical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume the role. Practical female outfit? Sexist against women because male power fantasy to have violence or strife against "normal-looking" women.

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[Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (432)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ゚ -゚) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 22:31

( ゚ -゚) Having painful nostalgia for something you haven't experienced. For me, this is the early internet age, along with the rise of text/imageboards.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7596 00:30

( ゚ -゚) Billionaire girl fell into a bit of a dip and then it was bad for a while and then it was NTR and then the ending was stupid.

>>423 the only thing you missed was muds with actual player bases.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 02:59

( ゚ -゚) Having pain in my prostate after jizzing.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 10:05

( ゚ -゚) Being unable to read sappy yuri manga due to my parents being in the room.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 01:05

( ゚ -゚) Crapping coprolites from my constipated colon.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7618 17:59

( ゚ -゚) Seeing someone with the username "Hetero Erectus" and wishing I'd thought of that.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 17:15

( ゚ -゚) Cwen's Quest hasn't updated in over a year.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 19:16

( ゚ -゚) Sitting quietly on my chair when suddenly a spider on its thread descends from the ceiling, moving directly towards my crotch.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 08:52

( ゚ -゚) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 17:30

( ゚ -゚) Being the only person who posts in this thread any more.

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Why does /dqn/ suck cock? (17)

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8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 03:30

Since neuro-computer interfacing is getting so much funding recently we're going to be able to just give children all the schooling they need when they are 4 or 5 years old in the next 30 or so years. There will be no need for parents at all.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 02:49

Because they taste good and I'm a homosexual.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 15:58

You can make lots of gross semen that tastes gross, from my penis that tastes great.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 09:24

All that cock ain't gonna suck itself.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 10:19

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13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 16:20

gooby plz

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 18:21

I don't suck cock, although I watched a porn tutorial on how to suck dicks properly. :-)

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7702 12:52

do you want to fight me

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 10:23


17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 17:57

babby can't frigth back

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (313)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54


304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 22:35

difference between jester and fool

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 16:13


306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 05:55

"whang on a bull"

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 22:15


308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 19:06

Hungarian grey cattle

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 15:31

site: "ebola-chan"

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 13:35

"oculus rift" hatsune miku porn

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 15:31 sweden finland cock balls

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 16:59

"delirious with pain"

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