The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

>>51 invented movies so epic that people want to spend all their time off in the movie theater instead of the gym.
>>51 also invented the most fattening popcorn butter ever invented, and sells it cheaply to the movie watchers.

>>52 ate the previous 51 posters.

>>53 ate >>52.

>>54 ate >>53 and all the posters in four randomly-selected threads.

>>55 ate the whole Superstructure.

>>56 has no standards and will (and does) eat anything (and everything)

>>57 farted enough carbon dioxide into the atmosphere to cause global warming to speed up by 50 years.

>>58 Invented a beer that grows beer bellies faster than any other beer, and then sells it for less than the cost of Budweiser.

It also tastes as good as beer costing several times as much.

>>148 hasn't been popular in over 30 years himself.

>>150 wants to be the 30-year-old girl

>>151 Created a computer virus that causes vocaloids to sound like 60 year old chain smokers.

>>152 bio-engineered an actual virus that causes 60-year old chain smokers to sound like Vocaloids.

>>153 stitched together body parts of 60-year-old chain smokers to create an actual Vocaloid.

>>154 spends his time furiously writing to people on the Inter-net to inform them that Vocaloid is a software program, not a cartoon anthropomorphization.

>>155 Created a fake motivational poster that was so true and hard-hitting, that it caused a mass suicide 10 seconds after it was posted to an image board.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) dqn right now

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My last three captchas were mispelled words.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I was playing something on my guitar, and i farted in the same key

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Bought a packet of Hello Kitty stickers on a whim and there was a sticker for my starsign

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When you finally get to say I'M A SHAARK, SUCK MY DIICK as part of foreplay.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That girl across the street has bouncy tits.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When you're very tired and just about ready to fall asleep, but you discover something interesting at last moment, blasting you back into alertness.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Of course, when I realize that I need to get some rest, I won't be tired any more, so I'm going to be underslept for yet another day.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) But for now, I'm reading /dqn/ threads that passed me by and the FreeBSD Handbook.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I got a boner for no reason.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Making a pot of premium coffee and enjoying it one slow sip at a time.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Thinking up disgusting insults like "cunt scab"

Drift drift drift...

FRUIT VENDOR! You have fucked me over for the last time!

If you type 'z' ten times, it spell corrects to mozzarella. I wonder if this could be useful for speeding up typing of Italian recipes.

I just made a ghetto-ass bong

>>599
I love rain. You can always wrap yourself in a blanket in front of your PC, with a mug of hot cocoa ( ◕ω◕)

>>602
No I can't! I have shit to do outside the house -_-;;

>>603
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That really sucks. How about you wait 'till it stops raining? You could find some time to enjoy a mug of cocoa.
Or better yet, try to do the stuff you need to do as quickly as possible. Then you'll go back home and you'll feel twice as nice when you finally wrap yourself in a warm blanket! ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

>>604
( ﾟ -ﾟ) it's a day job.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... and it suuuuuucks.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) at least minimum wage accumulates to like $400 after two weeks!

>>603 Take a shit in a plastic bag and then throw the plastic bag out of the window.

Ali Baba took out the treasure from among the cave. It borrowed the power of Santa and it distributed it to everyone in the town.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyTFkrSUQ24

This error ― the implicit assumption that the simultaneity of events has more than a conventional meaning ― can infect statements that seem to have nothing to do with time. Detecting the hidden presence of time can be challenging. Suppose, for example, somebody who doesn't like to back up has a garage with doors at the front and the rear on a circular drive. Whether or not "the car is shut in the garage'' can be a matter of convention. For implicit in being "shut in the garage'' is that neither door is open. For the car to be shut in the garage, both doors must be closed at the same time. If "at the same time'' is a matter of convention, then under appropriate conditions it can be a matter of convention whether the car was ever shut in the garage.

http://www.bishibooru.com/post/view/27014#search=blond_hair%20long_hair

• SKINWICH http://bit.ly/cTv8eY

• i don’t care if it’s real or not I WANT A SKINWICH NOW and a side of fried human fingers

• I am considering an entirely human version of the SKINWICH. Who do I know who would have delicious skin?

• wow look at all those people unfollowing me YOUR SKIN WOULD HAVE TASTED LIKE SHIT ANYWAY mutter swear drink

13 & God - Soft Atlas
Monk & Canatella - I can water my plants
Bibio - Sugarette
Gwen Stacey - Ain't gonna cry no more
The Avalanches - Since I Left You
Akira Kiteshi - Pinball
Dorian Concept - Trilingual Dance Sexperience
Foul Play - Finest Illusion
Kim I/O - Just What Is It (HS Mix)
De De Mouse - East End Girl (Keeps Singing) (Remixed by Senor Coconut)
Juicy Panic - Katakana Dub
Nigo - From New York to Tokyo (Yan Tomita mix)
Kid Koala - Third World Lover
Monk & Canatella - Roughead
Himuro Yoshiteru - Move slow think quick

There is nothing novel in people expecting that Heaven on Earth will be established in the near future; novel, however, is that microelectronics will do that job, rather than the Grace of God. I am not exaggerating: expectations are so unrealistic that what should be reasoned discourse sounds more often than not like people participating in a strange ritual, faithfully reciting prayers in a language they don't understand. Let me just quote you a few recent examples.

http://www.mediafire.com/?frdhjdryi2y

The connection has timed out

( ・-・) Okay, he's asleep. Get the pills, junior.

( ◕-◕) We can't stop here, this is Darkpa country!

(◕∀◕) I CAN SEE A THOUSAND WORLDS!

（ ◔ω◔） zzzz wat?

( ◔-◕) GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

( ・-・) I used to talk Finnish but everybody was like "Sounds like Japanese man"

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( ・-・) Feels bad man.

>>371 I know this to be true for a fact because it's what I do and have been doing since she stopped talking to me.

I accidentally posted something in the wrong thread, but I don't think anyone will notice.

I'm a panda.

Sometimes, if I'm posting in the captcha thread and I don't like my captcha, I'll refresh it once or twice. I usually only do it when the captcha is a real word, though (recently, I got hose).

Oh, and I feel kind of bad about making this post, because it means the cool captcha I got (unshulk) will go to waste.

I'm so afraid of failure that it's causing some 'minor' suicidal ideation.

I have an imaginary boyfriend.

>>377 Me too.

The only thing keeping me alive anymore is my wish to make someone else happy.

I had class in a room on the fourth floor today, and somebody had left the window open. For the whole of the tutorial, all I could think about was rushing up to that window and throwing myself out.

>>380 Well, take comfort knowing that you always make me happy EVERY time you post here

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14:24 Nem Finish the sentence
14:24 Nem I'd really love to...
14:26 Brohno fix your penis engine
14:26 Brohno (first thing that came to mind)
14:26 Tohno_ drop a car on you.
14:27 Nem If I were going to die tomorrow, I'd first go out and...
14:27 Brohno screw anything that moves
14:27 Tohno_ run my belly on a phonepoll
14:27 nutbladdr >go out
14:27 nutbladdr no
14:28 Nem My favourite thing about nutbladdr is...
14:28 Tohno_ the moe
14:29 Brohno fish
14:29 Nem Hahah
14:30 Nem How can you say you love her when you won't even ...

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( ・ω・) On tonight's very special show, watch as Beady Eyes learns a valuable lesson about life. Our musical guest is the dirt metal band SMUDGE.

( ・ω・) Also, all of us clones will be performing a musical, synchronized head slapping extravaganza featuring none other than the world famous Darkpa!

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