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1: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (901) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (157) 3: THE KING gay experience (2) 4: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (382) 5: ITT your last google search [PART II] (723) 6: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (131) 7: ( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things (482) 8: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (661) 9: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (92) 10: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (15) 11: ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (441) 12: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (681) 13: [CYOA] Choose Your Own Adventure! [Collaborative] (101) 14: [QUALITY]DQN'S favourite words (191) 15: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (292) 16: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (126) 17: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (493) 18: SAoVQ Refugee thread (200) 19: ITT We invent new fetishes and subfetishes [Sexuality] [Explicit] [DQNcoins] [Game] [Wow] (24) 20: Necrobump this thread! (66) 21: ITT We kill the poster above us [FIGHT] [DQN] (42) 22: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (63) 23: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (681) 24: Black man is the master now (3) 25: ITT we pretend to be from Latvia. (8) 26: Was this ban DQN quality or fail Quality (6) 27: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (413) 28: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999) 29: Random Songs of DQN [Poem?] [Music?] (2) 30: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (523) 31: ITT we post as moot#faggot (170) 32: (″-_-)っ-~ Smoking Thread [PART 1] (27) 33: ITT prove the previous poster is a faggot (37) 34: [GAME] Nomic Thread [RULES] (70) 35: [Health] ITT the previous poster is grotesquely obese [Fitness] (12) 36: ITT: The Soft Bigotry Of Being Cummed Inside (78) 37: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (469) 38: [META] Nomic game Meta discussion [RULES] (27) 39: [gay]ITT the previous poster is a fag[homosexual] (52) 40: ITT we find flaws in a perfect world [Part II] (341)

You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (901)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:18

>>998 is literally a five headed dragon.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:22

>>998 is a professional scat pornstar (receiving), but they're fake.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:27

>>998 shat a terrific shit on a nicely bloused, busty non-scat pornstar, and didn't even give two shirts about how busty she was at the time.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:00

>>998 is a busty oppai monster who borrows little girls' shirts and returns them with the chest stretched out.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:22

>>998 convinced Sabrine Maui to get implants in her perfect little Asian tits.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:51

You know what?
I'm tired of this. I'm tired of assholes like >>73 and >>998 manipulating DQN. I'm not going to tell you to write to moot or stop going to Teh Rei's diner or give up fancy hearing cakes or to post less or even to challenge the Elitist Superstructure. I don't know what to do about the beadies, the VIPPERS, the people who dance whenever no one's watching, the shitty thread wasshoiis or the copypastas. What I do know is that I've had enough, you've had enough, we've all had enough of this! It isn't safe on the board anymore, and so we don't POST anymore, we just lurk in the Ctrl+V thread and say "Please, I won't make any trouble, just please let me stay safe inside this thread and don't start a fight with me from across the U-shaped table at Yoshinaya." Well, I'm GOING to start a fight! I want you to get up, right now, and I want you to go to the [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] thread. I want you to open it, I want you to read the full thread, and then I want you to post, writing:
"I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M DQN AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA VIP IT ANYMORE! I'M >>897 AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH >>98 ANYMORE!"

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:48

>>998 made >>897 mistake >>98 for him

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 17:00

>>998 is a god damn titty monster.

...you know, I've read that manga, and she's kind of a butthead but I don't think she's really evil. She might even be a fun date.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 18:13

>>998 went to Jupiter to get more stupider.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 20:21

>>998 took me to Venus and cut off my penis.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (157)

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 02:36

I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M DQN AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA VIP IT ANYMORE! I'M >>897 AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH >>98 ANYMORE!

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:46

>>148
Are they yelling in /nihongo/?

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 05:30

Boohbahs' heads look like uncircumcised penis tips

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 05:39

Why is Jesus buttfucking a smurf?

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 08:49

>>150
I was in that thread too

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 15:28

Are tall women really considered more typically attractive? IDGI.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 15:39

Has the recent spumoni talk attracted ITALIAN VIPPER?

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 16:37

Our trajectories are divergent.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 17:00

RIGHT IN BILLY'S JIMMY JAMS

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 19:43

queef bat

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THE KING gay experience (2)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 18:19

Hunka' hunka' burnin' love

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 18:27

(ノ ゚ ヮ゚)ノ*:・゚✧: gay magic!

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (382)

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 06:46

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 19:13

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 20:14

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 01:27

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 11:50

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 02:34

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 12:36

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 12:42

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (723)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 13:25

"intimately unfamiliar"

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 07:51

dog saying anime

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 15:44

I will not participate in this thread because my last search contains a family-member's name

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 19:02

attractor reconstruction

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:39

spumoni

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 01:10

UJL-2000

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:25

how to find where spiders are hatching from

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 13:41

octopus eggs

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 14:42

pis vita

(it was a typo)

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 17:01

Uho, ii onna! Yaranaika?

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (131)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:09

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128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 11:27

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 17:25

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( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things (482)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 20:51

( ゚ ー゚) Catching a glimpse of a stack of carefully folded mittens waiting in the closet for winter time.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 13:35

( ゚ ー゚) Nipping off just the corn part from the end of a corn dog so it looks vaguely like an uncircumcised penis.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7888 02:39

( ゚ ー゚) Making the screen scroll rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt at least I can properly use nobr tags.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7892 14:22

( ゚ ー゚) The credit scroll to this porn flick acknowledges "Arnold Scwarzenpecker".

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 11:14

( ゚ ー゚) When a thing works, but you didn't expect it to.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 06:03

( ゚ ー゚) putting on fresh clean clothes after getting out of the bath

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 01:25

( ゚ ー゚) Opening up a book to the correct page on the first try

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 21:43

( ゚ ー゚) Nipping off just the foreskin part from the end of a circumcised penis so it looks vaguely like an uncircumcised penis.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8023 23:49

( ゚ ー゚) The way Thoughty2 pronounces "urine".

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 06:29

( ゚ ー゚) starting a holy war between online nerds by referring to it as "GNU/Linux"

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 10:42

( ゚ ー゚) Finding there's only one square of toilet paper left, but only needing one square anyway because pancakes for breakfast apparently makes for a nice clean poo.

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (661)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 15:59

Be dokyuns, give answers to Dr. Gay Hitler et al.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 18:01

Order a copy of Doku Doku Ryouki Zukan.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 20:09

Be Dr. Gay Hitler, job change to red mage.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:15

Be DQN, demand answers from faghodge et al.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 23:22

>>645
With a confident smirk, you gather everyone but Theodore around and whisper your plan into their eager ears. Reintegrating the feline into the group, you suggest a simple game of luck to choose who has to investigate the noise. You all chant "Jan, ken, pon!" and, on "pon", unfold your fists to form flat sheets (apart from Stove Stove, who is composed entirely of flat sheets anyway). Theodore looks down at his extended paw, mews in unhappy subjugation, then pads away out of the room and up the spiral staircase to the surface.

>>646
You can't find any princesses. You yourself are probably the closest, being a high priestess, but you don't particularly need any water just now.

Being unexpectedly amongst fine society (relatively speaking), you feel acutely underdressed. You descend to the water level and begin attempting to clean your incarnadine attire and body. The water nearby is stained quite dramatically, with clouds of bloody dirt blooming, dispersing and settling all around you. You manage to get some of the fresher stains off, but remain quite unambiguously sanguinary.

You are not thirsty. Well, perhaps a little bloodthirsty, but, I mean, we're all like that all the time, aren't we? You don't particularly need to pee either; in fact, you just went before you got here.

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657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 23:22

>>650
You turn to the flamboyant yet coy trilobite and demand loudly that he explain precisely what he thinks he's doing. He rears up on his hind legs and waves his forelegs and antennae while nodding his horn up and down in an ambiguous gesture. You become aware of a slow rumbling sound coming from the staircase.

>>651
You cannot find any dokyuns. The rumbling increases in volume, and Theodore emerges and scampers over to cower behind your legs.

>>652
You cannot be dokyuns; you can only play as members of your current party.

You give Dr. Gay Hitler - and anyone else who will listen - answers to no questions in particular: yes, no, maybe, nineteen, it doesn't exist, perhaps, no, no, no, maybe, strawberry, yes, they call it that for a reason, impossible, no.

>>653

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658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 23:27

Be Aaron. Kill the mass of flesh WITH FIRE, just like Aya Drevis would have done.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 00:20

DRR DRR DRR

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 00:44

Be Jack. Kill any survivors with pantsu.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 09:38

Be Ariadne. Stab things with rock weapons.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (92)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 10:44

>This American Life

Sorry, I misspelled The Close-mic'd Superjew Hour.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 11:31

The stream doesn't work for me. Good job, Google, I appreciate your effort to keep me away from things that suck.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 12:42

My first D&D game involved our bard being turned into a fountain by a fruity elf with pink and purple hair.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 12:57

I am writing in regards to your post advertising your desire for someone to fill me with cum. I believe I am fit for such a role, and would take up the task with the up most enthusiasm. I assure you I am highly qualified and I have a long list of cum-filled references that I am prepared to present upon your request. Please respond if I shall fulfill your needs.

Waiting Warmly,
Anonymous

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 16:36

We've known for a while that spree killings have been motivated by feelings of social isolation.

If we're seeing more of it then that just means that there are more isolated people, which might well be only because we have more people. There's also the possibility that thanks to technology it's easier to share what some British autist did halfway around the world, making it easier to fall victim to selection bias for vivid, scary spree killings.

However, even if angry virgins are the cause, who's willing to put their vagina on the line to protect society from these atrocities? Even ISIS knows the power of pussy over angry virgins, which is why they gain recruits with promises of sex slaves. Not putting out proves you hate America.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:35

"I love you."
"dqn dqn ;v;"

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 03:18

Don't worry, guys. We know she can handle larger barrels than that.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 03:22

One suspects, however, that this will produce budgetary skepticism from the state legislature, which will probably wonder if we don’t have more administrators than we have useful work for them to do.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:26

いい加減にお前は欧州に帰れよ。
It is time you went back to Europe.
アメリカは先住民の土地。その土地に、清教徒が移住したってことになってるけど
実際は豪州と同じく、犯罪者が流されてきたんだろ。
Americans officially insist Puritans moved to America and founded their nation,
but the reality is that , like Australia, criminals were sent to America.
そのアメリカで先住民を虐殺し、アフリカからは人間を拉致して奴隷にして
居座って建国したのがアメリカ。恥知らずの国だ。
In America they massacared native Americans and abducted Africans to make them
exploited as slaves, and founded a nation. This is America, a shameful nation.
だからこそ、アメリカは尊敬されない。
That’s why America is despised.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:27

>>91
その恥知らず国家を正当化したいものだから必死過ぎる。
It is a pity that you are justifing such a shameful nation here.
日本はお前のところの国のような数百年前に生まれたパッと出の野蛮国ではない。
Japan is not a new barbarous nation which started just a few years ago like your nation.
歴史と品位を備えた伝統国だ。
Japan is a nation with long history and sophisticated culture.

欧州に帰って、ムスリムと戦ってこい。
Go back to Europe to fight Muslim.

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ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (15)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 23:18

Go ahead and dish; I promise it won't hurt their feelings.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 00:10

An old woman in the middle of an intersection, with a grocery cart full of soda bottles, examining the pavement intently for a reason I could not determine, oblivious to the three directions of traffic she was blocking.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 01:39

I have to get up around 3:30 am for my internship, and about three times now I've encounter a guy who walks his dog by driving around in his car, holding the dog's leash out window, with the dog running besides the car.

( ´_⊃`) dog bless this country

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 02:05

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 17:38

Dude from >>5 is puttering around the library saying "Brilliant brain, micron technology, but he's dead now, he's dead. Yes, he's a billionaire." and variations on that.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 23:54

A man with two of his friends standing on the corner talking about tagging signs, who then proceeded to mime an old woman(?) by pulling his shirt half-over his head like a shawl and hobbling around.

(*゚ー゚) That's not very freakish.

(;゚ A ゚) I really just wanted to bump the thread!

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 02:21

I saw a skinny, old-looking man (meth victim?) walking around with a thing on his shoulder, looked like a boombox kind of thing, walking around right at the driveway entrance to a building off a busy road. Someone was trying to pull out onto the road and she seemed hesitant to move lest she hit the guy. He was looking awkward as hell but didn't seem to care, looked happy enough. Though it was probably just insanity.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 02:52

>>11 I think I saw the same old man, riding a big adult-size tricycle with a basket down the middle of the street at a ridiculously slow pace. By my estimation there's about a 100% chance he's had his drivers' license revoked due to too many DUIs.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:10

Big black guy on a park bench is field dressing his huge mutated inflamed puffy-ass foot by wrapping it in a nasty old scarf. His other foot looks to be about normal size. I hope he has a doctor take a look at that thing some time.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8023 10:15

Myself, at 2 am, shirtless and in my underwear and having the shit clawed out of me by my cat who tried to run out when a police officer appeared at my door asking me if I've got any information about a group of "2 or 3 suspicious white males" who may be hiding near my apartment complex.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 02:32

Some middle aged white woman in the city. She'd gone for one big fat dreadlock instead of a bunch of smaller ones.

I suppose that saves time...

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