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1: ITT we post to see what time it is (13) 2: ITT your last google search [PART III] (444) 3: (₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ITT we make the previous poster's statement seem more sophisticated (32) 4: [Group discussion] Let's boost our self-esteem! [FEELINGS] (13) 5: [Communication] ITT post the last text message you received [SMS] (71) 6: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (190) 7: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (616) 8: Post in this thread for relationship advice with your cat (6) 9: [NEW GENERATION MADNESS] It's Happening! Edition (1) 10: [Part V] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (12) 11: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (828) 12: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] (246) 13: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (286) 14: [Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (432) 15: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (648) 16: [MODD] DQN User Report (16) 17: ITT the previous poster has sucked a lot of dicks (8) 18: Back in my day.. (17) 19: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (559) 20: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (848) 21: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999) 22: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (611) 23: Darkest desires or secrets to share before you die (4) 24: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (362) 25: (╬ಠϋuಠ) ITT RAGE FACE CONQUERS THE WORLD [RAGE] [EMOTICONS] [STUPID SHIT AS USUAL] (38) 26: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (392) 27: [Part XI] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (39) 28: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (670) 29: 💘peri💘 (16) 30: What the hell is this board for anyway? (14) 31: [Part 9] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (271) 32: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (61) 33: The KING GAY Experience (9) 34: The Previous Poster (41) 35: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (29) 36: [Futurology] ITT we predict what the world will be like in the year 2000 (71) 37: I've made several threads (13) 38: ITT the previous poster is a SJW (208) 39: Post things with MITTENS! (5) 40: shitty fucking poetry night (338)

ITT we post to see what time it is (13)

1 Name: i@EΝEj : 1993-09-5380 15:56

Wow, is it so late already? I gotta go!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:56

hey guys just posting to check what year it is.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 17:13

is it really only 1993? I had the weirdest dream that it was already 2008

we got attacked by arabs and started a "war on terror" that went about as smooth as a cock into the ass of a dehydrated hooker. man, it was awful.

thank god it's still the 90's.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 21:01

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 16:55

what time is it anyway

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 16:56

fuck I'm over 9 years late gotta go

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 21:34

uwaa

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 04:07

...12:07 am?

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 22:42

who needs time when we've the internet?

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 19:18

>>10
You live in one of those foreign timezones!

Is my clock right? I think it's an hour out on this computer.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 01:28

How many days til 1994?

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (444)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

435 Name: vc: pieb, which kind of looks like "pleb" : 1993-09-8860 00:19

julius caesar VEVO

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 20:23

arnold schwaarzenegger on cumming

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 22:12

arnold "schwarze neger"

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 07:38

is telling people to kill themselves illegal

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 17:49

currying in programming

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 02:24

landmate

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 23:02

is 2am late night or early morning

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 06:02

death stranding mpreg baby meme

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 06:10

4-ch captcha stuck on mobile

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 23:51

"1358096373161.jpg"

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(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ITT we make the previous poster's statement seem more sophisticated (32)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 16:47

>Love Hina had a fucking flying turtle what the fuck

I'm quite surprised that the turtle in the anime, Love Hina is possible to levitate quite the altitude it does.

I know, when I first saw it I thought the song was from the anime. :D (it isn't, right? 0_0)

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 10:53

I can not seem to recall from my subconscious the information necessary for the production of krabby patties.

Sup bitches...sup bitches. This is Chad Warden here. I'm talkin' 'bout that...PS TRIPLE. I ain't talkin' about that Wii.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 16:25

Esteemed ladies honorable female canines. My name is Chad Warren, and I speak to you here on that issue known well to us all\that P.S.‡V. I speak not of the Wii.

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 18:45

I got back outside, it was sunny. I realized that I'm fucked in life even if I'm good at anything.

Man is by instinct a lover, a hunter, a fighter, and none of those instincts are given much play at the warehouse!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 19:55

Michael Moore

No John, you are the demons. And then John was a zombie.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 07:28

I disagree with you John, for you are incorrect. In actuality you equate to the entire demon population in your general area. John was revealed to be an acrid pile of undead, moving flesh thereafter.

jimmy cracked corn and i dont care jimmy cracked corn and i dont care jimmy cracked corn and i dont care

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 08:40

I once knew a strapping young lad, whom of which was rather adamant in his incessant corn cracking business. The whole thing was, of course, somewhat lewd, for I never quite cared whether he did or didn't indulge in his obsession. I once knew a strapping young lad, whom of which was rather adamant in his incessant corn cracking business. The whole thing was, of course, somewhat lewd, for I never quite cared whether he did or didn't indulge in his obsession. I once knew a strapping young lad, whom of which was rather adamant in his incessant corn cracking business. The whole thing was, of course, somewhat lewd, for I never quite cared whether he did or didn't indulge in his obsession.

tl;dr

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 11:14

The message which you have posted at some point before this one, the identity of which you should be able to determine without me being too specific in referring to it, is of excessive length; due to that, I am unwilling to spend time reading it, and would only consider doing so were it's subject matter something of great interest and / or importance to me, which, I have affirmed upon skimming over it, it is not.

Ayanami Rei is my wife, and we are very happy together.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 04:12

Penis so big! So big penis!

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7813 16:18


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Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 18:12

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I have always admired your informal, almost improvisational approach to choreography.

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[Group discussion] Let's boost our self-esteem! [FEELINGS] (13)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 07:18

My phallus is longer than if not the average size, which makes me feel a lot better about myself.

4 Name: i L_½Mj : 1993-09-5272 22:58

The most interesting thing about my cock isn't the size of it.

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 04:09

I find it odd that all of you speak in the singular about your member!

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 05:44

My phallus expands to form fit a woman's vagina perfectly, and curves back toward my abdomen providing ideal g-spot stimulation.
It also has a small, secondary phallus sprouting out of it's dorsal side that provides direct clitoral stimulation by means of urethral insertion.

Wait, this isn't working very well, I don't feel good about being a mutant.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 08:12

I am geniunely in touch with my inner beauty and innocence, without the need to exaggerate or even mention the size of my enormous dong

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 09:58

>>Let's boost our self-esteem!

NO U. Anyway, self-esteem is a concept invented by a Madison Avenue advertising agency in the 1950s to help them sell toothpaste, and the only ones who don't laugh cynically when they hear the term are pathetic childlike wankers like you.

Gee, suddenly I feel better about myself. ^________^

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 12:45

This thread sucks almost as much as I do.

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 00:55

The studies done to determine an average size of penis are not all encompassing and only volunteers were measured. This of course skews penis size to be higher in the study and thus inaccurate. So maybe my penis is normal size after all!

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 11:34

I don't have to talk about dicks like the rest of you.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 14:58

you have been raped
game over

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 18:09

No I haven't.

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[Communication] ITT post the last text message you received [SMS] (71)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 12:11

don't forget to pick up your dad from the vets

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 11:18

Landed. In the sardine tin, waiting for more sardines. Weather looking good and at least it's a warm wind! Mumsie Xxx

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 14:32

Three cars

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 01:31

Hi Mr Dodos,

This is Jessica Brown. I am the research nurse for the microdisectomy study with a Monash Health.

Can we make a time for a 10 minute phone call for your final survey of the study?

Thanks,

Jess

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 02:55

Yeah I agree

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 08:42

Because you're my son. And don't judge me so harshly for no reason.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 11:56

its your brother driver, am here.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 12:49

would u get sausages too pls x

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 14:27

wow t*some text missing*

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 10:38

lol of course you're better in bed than a vegetable

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 14:31

Bueno!

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (190)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 10:39

It's strange, but I think de facto comments elevate the video in a way. We live in a strangely empathetic cyberdystopia where people willingly watch other people consume media (film commentary, video game let's plays). Probably the greatest contribution to the Western canon America ever made was in the form of sitcom laughing tracks--"canned laughter". You probably know what I'm talking about. In a way, it's relieving, the canned laughter. Why? Because the audience laughs on your behalf. It let's you experience that piece of media passively as though you were actively involved; the interplay between audience and media is consummate. YouTube comments are just a logical continuation of that in which that aspect of American media is crowdsourced.

Don't follow? Think about it this way: you watch a video and you see something that you disagree with like a political opinion. You go into the comments and you give your own perspective. Don't you feel relieved afterwards? Doesn't it feel good? Most people are satisfied if someone else does it on their behalf--the key word there is some people. You think all those people writing duplicate comments don't see that their own opinion is echoed in one of the top comments? They do, but they need that relief. And other people will respond to that comment feigning ignorance because they themselves want to reenact the conversation and feel that same release. It's an unspoken but ever-present cycle of continued gratification.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 18:48

Therefs always that grent is too damn highh guy.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 18:54

The egg is really a marvel of evolution.

Did you know that while we all think of egg shells as brittle things that are prone to breakage, it is in fact impossible to crush an egg with the strength of just one hand when your hand is extended directly over your head? Because of the shape, putting an egg in your hand and then lifting your hand so that the egg is right over your head makes it impossible to crush a raw egg. Seriously. Set up a camera and film yourself trying it.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 19:58

Just remember: "Pasteurized process cheese food" isn't for people. It is intended to be fed to cheese.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 23:35

Cool city girl from COOLSVILLE USA where the sun never sets.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 11:25

Cute futa girl who looks oddly like Nico gets molested by a bunch of shitposters and then bangs her mom.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 04:21

I remember being in jr. high listening to this and beating off in my bed on a Friday night. Now years later I'm old, and I'm listening to this beating off in my bed on a Friday night.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 03:55

That audio of when they were crashing. That was pretty creepy. I bet it was scary for them too. Great narration bro XD

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 16:49

Instructions unclear, got shot dead by an angry cop.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 10:25

As a member of the Colonel's Club, you can feast your eyes on our banginf new bucket GIFs before anyone else.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (616)

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 19:32

How would cowboys make your left nut numb?

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 21:43

get the knowledge
free your mind
ride your cycle

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 11:35

pico-8 is buggy shit and I'm fed up with it but I've got to finish this game before xmas. shit

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 16:59

> white russians kind of taste like mystery oreos
> turns out mystery oreos are fruity pebble flavor

mfw

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 22:06

I looked at allegro's issue list on github, and whoo boy. Will definitely go with SDL, given you can probably run it on a toaster.

So,

Chez Scheme Version 9.4
Copyright 1984-2016 Cisco Systems, Inc.
> (import (sdl))
> (current-platform)
"Linux"

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 02:17

man, the detail work on this one's going to be a cast iron bitch.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 03:47

>>598
ASS ASS ASS
DO YOU LIKE
MY ASS

614 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8866 07:43

KRO GUNK MAX FRESH

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 10:50

Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 10:22

this is quite a conversation stopper (in my head)

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Post in this thread for relationship advice with your cat (6)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 06:54

I'm here to help.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 06:56

My cat and I hit a rough patch. She hasn't slept in my bed for weeks. I'm afraid she's getting fed by my neighbors. What should I do?

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 06:58

my cats won't stop annoying me and neither will my girl. i just want both of them to engage me more than crawling all over me, you know?

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 06:58

My cat thinks he is a cat, but i am starting to think he might be a fish... i am so confused...

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 09:16

>>2

feed her salmon. i have seen this steal many cats

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 05:19

Is this thread for relationship advice on cats or by cats?

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[NEW GENERATION MADNESS] It's Happening! Edition (1)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 02:50

It's happening for real guys! New Gen irl! I'm too unoriginal for names though so you guys know what to do. Give these ghastly incidents some names /DQN/, go go go!

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/941894/japan-police-arrest-man-who-kept-9-dismembered-bodies-in-apartment

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/08/569336750/samurai-sword-attack-at-tokyo-shrine-leaves-3-dead

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[Part V] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (12)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:48

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:49

( EƒΦE) They should make a statue!

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:52

( EƒΦE) I need a job.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 17:00

In other news, the Pervocolypse continues as annoying
comic foil Beady Eyes takes over children's programming
for DQN TV after their flagship show Everybody L-
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7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 02:57

( EƒΦE) I should do that hanging on a palm tree bit again, that was good.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 05:30

( EƒΦE) Also were never doing a cold open again

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 12:58

( EƒΦE) Hmm, it seems oddly quiet in here... as though someone or something were missing...

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 18:49

(EƒΦE )
( EƒΦE)
(EƒΦE )
( EƒΦE) ....

( EƒΦE) Where are the other clones?

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 03:44

( EƒΦE) Where's my pants?

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 16:43

( EƒΦE) WHERE'S MY SUMMER SAUSAGE???
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