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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#26] (191) 2: [COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (439) 3: (◕ ◡ ◕) Post things that are just plain awesome. (234) 4: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (807) 5: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (406) 6: ( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things (528) 7: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (346) 8: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] (365) 9: [Communication] ITT post the last text message you received [SMS] (73) 10: ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (53) 11: ITT your last google search [PART III] (477) 12: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (632) 13: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (371) 14: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (639) 15: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (858) 16: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (686) 17: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (705) 18: fusianasan (210) 19: (4) 20: [Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (60) 21: ( ;゚Д゚) Post creepy things... (88) 22: [DQN Writes a Story] ITT We Write a Narrative With No Pre-Defined Limits on Posts! (9) 23: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (215) 24: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (866) 25: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (296) 26: [Contentless] ITT I post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal] (23) 27: [Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (446) 28: [Contentless]ITT I post right now [ASAP] my current thought. [Brains][Thinking][Personal] (29) 29: heh (165) 30: ( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (923) 31: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (999) 32: ITT we post to see what time it is (33) 33: >>71 is an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball (232) 34: You know what? Fuck >>53 [GROUP DISCUSSION] (108) 35: Post itt every time you think about Punctual Gomez (20) 36: ( ゚ ヮ゚) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (554) 37: I've made several threads (15) 38: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (429) 39: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (62) 40: My little finger is larger than our penises (4)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#26] (191)

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 18:38

Just hop on to and watch it, bro. It's a good show.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 20:09

asshole cat refuses to sit anywhere that isnt RIGHT ON TOP OF MY FOOT

get off me you fat shit

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 00:52

What's the point of AIDS? Seems like a bad deal overall...

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 05:19

No, the snow was falling! And I embarrassed myself.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 05:41

So, what happened to /img/? I've been out for a few months, and all I see there is some guy trying to establish Cordon Sanitaire but on the Internets, let alone on an obscure BBS.

...And remotely lengthy good old threads had magically vanished again.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 13:55

calling something an "acquired taste" is just a polite way of saying "it's fucking shit and awful but you'll learn to tolerate it eventually"

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 15:56

>>186 This site basically has no mods, a couple times I've suggested to bps in irc to find someone who checks the site more than once a year to at least delete the spam and he's just like "yeah I probably should, huh" and wanders off. At this point the only way to get /img/ back would be to counterspam until the guy gets bored and leaves, which would be like building a dike out of shit to reclaim land from an ocean of piss. I'm too damn old for imageboard internet fights, let him feel like he's won, I don't care.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 18:55

tfw you look up 'rice' in daijisen/daijirin and both of them mention that it is the staple food of the Japanese people ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 19:48

( ´ω`) >>187 It's past your bedtime, Junior

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 20:00

>>190 i'm 23 and it's 4pm, fuck off grandpa

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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:33

             ( ゚∀゚) SEPTEMBER 9000'S COMIN BITCHES!!!
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430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 21:00

I was just thinking the other day how British it is to "have a <verb>", where essentially any intransitive verb is acceptable versus a more limited subset in many other places.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 05:09

>>430 I don't think that's especially British, we use it in America too. Have a drink, have a smoke, have a nap. To me the bigger British English vs American English difference is the tendency to use 'have' vs 'do' as an auxiliary verb. Eg "I haven't got any"(quintessential UK) vs "I don't have any"(quintessential US).

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 07:23


You seem to be confused about what communication is appropriate in our relationship.

If it's important, by all means ping me. If it isn't important, I invite you to bugger the whole nine yards off.

For reference, your current count of important messages is as follows: 0

With utmost respect,

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 08:01

Also the way "have a <verb>" is used is similar to the diminutive form from some other languages, adding a bit of cheekiness and the implication that the verb in question will be finished quickly and not have too much effort put into it.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 16:15

That's why I said the whole

>though “a walk”, not “walking”

thing, to distinguish the concept I was mentioning from gerunds.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 17:16

So like, a verbal noun?

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 19:03

I never really noticed it said "Jimmy The Ass Carter" on this old sticker that came with the house.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 20:16

>>426 And a skeuomorph, thanks!

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 12:46

Your house came with a sticker? Lucky...

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 19:36

What kind of house even comes with a sticker?

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(◕ ◡ ◕) Post things that are just plain awesome. (234)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 01:27

(◕ ◡ ◕) Mantykes!

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 04:36

Under the jisakujiens, Loli to armpit

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 22:34

(◕ ◡ ◕) if there isn't a little girl around, shaving the armpit of a small breasted woman is almost as good.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 23:26


228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 03:17

(◕ ◡ ◕) Cute owls.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 12:23

(◕ ◡ ◕) Doing all that while drifting a badass car!

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 18:22

(◕ ◡ ◕) I've never
(◕ ◡ ◕) Seen a man
(◕ ◡ ◕) Eat so many
(◕ ◡ ◕) Chicken wings!

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 11:44

I don't want to holiday in the sun

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 18:32

Adolf Von Hitler

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 18:32

Shit I dqned again!
Adolf von Hitler

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (807)

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 19:42

it's okay to be dqn

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 02:12

If I was a cute genki loli then it'd be endearing and cute instead of sad and disgusting when I order a large pizza for myself and eat it all in one sitting.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 08:19

I wish I could wear a cloak in public without looking like an autist faggot retard

When I get home the first thing I do is wrap a blanket around my shoulders like a cloak or a shawl because it's comfy

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 17:44

I'm trying to remember a piece of SF I read a while ago. In it, the fashion was to, in public, wear masks with constantly-shifting patterns to avoid being recorded. The richer you were, the more detailed (and unpredictable?) your mask was.

What I'm really trying to say, >>800, is that there are, at least, hypothetically people who look even sillier than your desire.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 18:06

Saw that in the Clone Wars series. If you wanted to be left alone, just put on a hooded cloak and everyone gives you your space without a second glance.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8960 04:05

They say people without a mental illness can't understand what it's like to have to take medication to be able function daily, but I can't even accept that I have to take antihistamines occasionally.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 06:21

D, if you're available, we'll leave your package at location 3 and you should pick up the items soon.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 10:08

I have lost control of my life.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 16:04

Real villains never die.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 18:08

Sometimes I see a spread vagina with bar censors and I think "Free him, free him from this prison."

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Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (406)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 22:14

Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8882 07:48

I enjoyed your confession.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 22:08

I would like to use services from a certain small LLC, but I don't want to tie my personal brand to theirs.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 16:42

use of enjambment in a
haiku really irks
me, but it's quite popular

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 18:24

When I was a kid I thought Hitler was a title instead of some dictator's name, since "hit" is a violent action and all sorts of people get called Hitler for frivolous reasons.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 18:04

Woke up, farted, and then sat up right into the fart cloud.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 21:28

I have no friends.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 20:19

I've posted a lie in this thread just to have something to post in this thread.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 20:26

>>403 this was the lie

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8965 17:36

Sometimes I'll turn on one of those secret life of kittens shows just to listen to my cat growl at them.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 17:50

Sometimes I'm writing a sentence or something in English and trying to think of a word a Japanese word comes into my head first, then I have to think of an English word for that word and get kinda bummed out when it's actually like three words.

I've never even been to Japan, 2018 is weird.

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( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things (528)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 20:51

( ゚ ー゚) Catching a glimpse of a stack of carefully folded mittens waiting in the closet for winter time.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 23:16

( ゚ ー゚) Getting piggy with your bro weekend

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 02:43

Starting a natural fire with no effort.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 08:25

( ゚ ー゚) I can start a fire with my morning wood.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 20:36

( ゚ ー゚) just got a little payment from an online shop I'd forgotten about for years now.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8960 09:55

( ゚ ー゚) Refactoring.

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 04:42

( ゚ ー゚) My adsense has pulled in $H in H years

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 12:16

A high-school teacher (Kenji Sawada) builds an atomic bomb to hold Tokyo hostage, then cannot decide what he wants.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 20:23

( ゚ ー゚) Update to GameMaker Studio fixed a bug in my game for me.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8962 11:16

Charlie Yin, better known by his stage name Giraffage, is an American electronic music record producer. Yin, who is of Taiwanese descent, grew up in San Jose, California, and graduated from the University of California

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (346)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 10:06


338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 13:46

This title makes me feel horny, but in a depressing way.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8965 02:33

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8965 16:25

stephen hawking will rise from the grave and liberate palestine inshallah

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8965 19:46

That may be, but Jesus was not a pagan. He was a homo. And I know because we used to do it at supper. Anyways, he foisted his bitch mother, you know the one who was IMMACULATELY CONCEIVED, on my when she died. Let me tell you, she thought her shit didn't stink....and it didn't. Just imagine waiting on someone like THAT hand and foot. Fuck you Jesus, I'm the only apostle that didn't try to make a buck off your passing and you give me the old bag as punishment!

--Beloved John, naked beneath his linen wrap

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 18:45

This is America. "Fuck you" is always a choice.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 10:54

When I moved to London I found it impossible to tell which dudes were gay and then I saw a dude wearing shiny purple shoes making out with a lady and I thought ‘ you know what? this isn’t my fault.’

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 13:13

>>343 Shiny purple shoes would be cool

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 13:17

There has been a Shooting at Great Mills High School. The school is on lock down the event is contained, the Sheriff's office is on the scene additional information to follow.
Parents/Guardians should go to Leonardtown HS for reunification with GMHS students

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 16:10

Administering a mail host is sort of like being a nurse; there's a brief period at the start when the thought of seeing people's privates might be vaguely titillating in a theoretical sense, but that sort of thing doesn't last long when it's up against the daily reality of shit, piss, blood, and vomit.

Now that I think about it, administering a mail host is exactly like being a nurse, only people die slightly less often.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] (365)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-8690 05:04

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8965 21:34

Musicians who actively use this instrument have adopted the practice of coating the hammers in Epoxy glue, which does not affect the sound but stops the wearing away of the hammers (and prevents the poisoning of children, cats and other small creatures).

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 08:12

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 09:20


359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 16:13

An employee of a woman who is not caught between restless objects hamstalled in the reference room installed in the office of the company says, "I am not obsessed by being sandwiched between the boxes! From the back Did you become a pie by exploiting? Panties "Goshina, what to quit? "

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 01:08

This fagge end, this Rump of a Parliament with corrupt Maggots in it

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 03:18

Use a 6 digit PIN for my bank account to protect my 2 digit balance. What's the point.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 07:36

somehow being able to date the galaga ship is not the most ridiculous thing about this game

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 08:08

What game?

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 08:36

The Final Solution

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 18:52

Namco High, any brief description of which practically requires an assurance to the reader that one is not bullshitting.

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[Communication] ITT post the last text message you received [SMS] (73)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 12:11

don't forget to pick up your dad from the vets

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 01:31

Hi Mr Dodos,

This is Jessica Brown. I am the research nurse for the microdisectomy study with a Monash Health.

Can we make a time for a 10 minute phone call for your final survey of the study?



65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 02:55

Yeah I agree

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 08:42

Because you're my son. And don't judge me so harshly for no reason.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 11:56

its your brother driver, am here.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 12:49

would u get sausages too pls x

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 14:27

wow t*some text missing*

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 10:38

lol of course you're better in bed than a vegetable

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 14:31


72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 22:22

Thought ubwantes bongo

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 00:33


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ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (53)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 18:49

>>/999 is a panda!

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 04:05

>>43 used to be a small panda. But then he grew up into a full panda.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 10:56

>>44, according to the internet, makes noises including bleating, honking, barking, howling, and whining.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 05:24

>>45 was the only panda in the theater for the afternoon showing of Blade Runner 2049.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 06:46

>>46 has trouble reproducing.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 20:30

>>47 was the founder of Bamboo, a high quality quarterly magazine created by and for bamboo enthusiasts.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 21:46

>>48 founded the low-brow but much more successful High Bamboo Times, and used his fortune to buy lots of bamboo.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 09:40

Is a popufur commissioner who paid off a lot of beginner artists' Wacom Bamboo tablets. The cartoon portraits thus commissioned bear an uncanny resemblance to the photos.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 16:06

>>50 cannot even imagine what it must be like not to be a panda.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 19:22

>>51 looks great on Instagram but is kind of off-putting up close, with smaller eyes than you realized and the fat face from a lifestyle of lying around.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 13:35

>>52 is a Chesty Panda Masturbating Her Hairy Pussy

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