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[Contentless] ITT I post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal] (22)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 15:56

You're thinking of something blue.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 18:21

>>12
You're wrong. I'm actually very open-minded about multitude of threads and quite curious about thinking thoughts in parallel AFK.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 18:44

>>13
I think he was talking about me, actually. And you're BOTH wrong: thinking is terrible!

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 20:02

A bathroom on every corner on every street.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 23:57

>>15
That would be Mumbai.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 23:26

At least one of you is thinking pretty strongly about mittens.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 15:24

One of you is fantasizing about the multitude of ways you can enjoy your delicious and crisp Pringles.

Good for yo.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 05:45

An idea lurking in familiar scenery
Has always been keeping a watch on you

The unconscious bias
The raison d'être that nobody knows

Doing it again
The spirograph that draws the imagined
Geometric shapes to destroy and to create
We can meet again before that ends
Traveling to a parallel world
Noticing the inlaid wishes
The world remade

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 10:49

You think that you think about this thread but in fact you are really thinking about yourself.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 18:03

Do not try to shitpost in this thread.
That's impossible.
Only try to realize the truth.

There is no thread.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 18:10

>>21 copycat

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[Contentless]ITT I post right now [ASAP] my current thought. [Brains][Thinking][Personal] (29)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 01:52

mofu mofu

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 08:33

thingken of burger

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 23:15

confession: i wasn't even born yet in 1993

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 03:59

When I was a teenager I spent most of my time laying around waiting for my life to begin.

Now I spend most of my time laying around and wondering what I did with my life.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 07:44

I went to the library for the book suppository

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 14:18

plz dominate me

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 14:34

Oh, the joke is that “I” is in the subject.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:06

>>25 You think this is a joke? You think this is some kind of game!?

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:13

oh fucking hell

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 18:06

Do not try to shitpost in this thread.
That's impossible.
Only try to realize the truth.

There is no thread.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 18:09

>>28 copycat

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#26] (27)

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 14:59

If you sign up,
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19 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8939 18:25

Piranha, not pariah, you idiot.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 18:44

Gang, we have to feed them in Pokemon. Feed them and see what you can do with the fact that one of the most important meal of the day is breakfast.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 19:47

Rust is a pretty good language
it nicely gets rid of most of the bugs from mutability in other (procedural) languages, without resorting to garbage collection, so it feels snappy

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:09

>>21 Furthermore, it never sleeps!

23 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8941 18:38

Algonquin

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 08:04

notices bulgaria owo what's this

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 10:31

dont really like tits

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 15:23

>>25
I'll keep that in mind next time I show you my bird collection.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 17:53

Haven't jacked off in two weeks and I feel fine.

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[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (304)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:33


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             ( ゚∀゚) SEPTEMBER 9000'S COMIN BITCHES!!!
            ⊂  つ
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    \  (´⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (´     )     ::: ) /
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     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
    / (    ゝ  ヾ 丶  ソ ─
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295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 07:57

Much as high fashion has been ridiculed as a joke played on rich wannabes, my experience with "ideal builds" is that they're jokes played on competitive wannabes.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 16:24

I can feel it

297 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8941 18:37

There are fewer days left than there hare minutes in an hour

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 19:47

My favorite the best 3 my little ponys are, apple cider, happy sack, metallica,

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 21:18

I predict

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 21:20

300GET

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 03:06

The days get longer and the nights are shorter

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 08:02

doing my part

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 08:28

give it up for day three!

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 16:11

that was a much longer nap than it shoud have been, but at least I'm less sleep-deprived now

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (320)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 07:08

This game is actually too hard. This is not a joke review, there is not enough ammo and it asks you about the bible all the time. Also, all enemies can kill you in at most two seconds.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 17:06

Since the inevitable goal of all civilization seems to be decadence, it seems hardly worth while to struggle up the long road from barbarism in the first place.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 21:09

Doing grown up shit like ordering a new wheelie bin from the council what about you

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 21:56

>>312
We must imagine Sisyphus happy.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 22:27

>>312
That's quite an assumptious premise.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:07

>>312
Barbarism begins at home.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 12:25

Thanks op, I came.

I have a fetish for seeing others slightly uncomfortable. It is fun to tell people this.

I also have a fetish for differing perspectives. Emotion, stance, gender, species, understanding. Once masturbated to the fantasy of being a scared rat hiding in a tunnel, and came while crying from genuine fear, for example.

So yeah. The perspective of your powerful cocklust, plus the awkward failure to play it out and enjoy it. Be it from genuine sexual preferance mismatch, unskilled fellatio, repulsion to the sucker, failure to fantasize, or failure to immerse yourself in the situation.

All that made me cum, dude.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 12:58

A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a faggot with a 2-inch long, always-flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.

"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."

"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot. "But first I need to start a ramen thread on /ck/. It will just take a moment."

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 14:58

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320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 17:50

Yume Jūya

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[DQN Writes a Story] ITT We Write a Narrative With No Pre-Defined Limits on Posts! (6)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 23:10

I gaze upon the harbour. The sky is as pink as my face. Below me, Kurumi has

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 23:25

a nice shirt.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 00:34

Our house, the garden, the village, and the country for a mile
or two thereabouts — this was my world, for it was all I had
known, until that last summer when a new one opened before
me at Hougham. And now that I seek an image for the
undertaking I am embarked upon, I recall a glorious afternoon
during that summer when — still unaware that I was to leave
so soon — I escaped from the confinement under which I had
long chafed and lay, exulting not so much in my freedom as
in my having stolen it, on the bank of the stream that ran
through Mortsey-wood and on to the forbidden land towards
the north.
Forgetful alike of my reasons for escaping and the precious
minutes that were slipping by, I gazed, entranced, into the
limpid depths. For there I glimpsed strange creatures that flitted
away so quickly when I looked at them that I wondered if

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4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 22:32

The End

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 20:03

of chapter 1 of yet another derivative thread that will poop out around post 37 or so.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 22:44

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (745)

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 20:51

If the investment reaches the user it counts as cash.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 23:20

>>735
The user doesn't see that there was an exception, the program presents a helpful message instead so the user knows what they did wrong.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 23:44

Posting on DQN!

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 14:00

Berry Go!! Go!! Go!! 苺!! Go!! Go!!

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 17:32

Why did you take up painting?

Because Hitler.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 19:25

>>737
In that case, nice!

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 19:31

I just want to be happy.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 19:53

>>742
Aim for content. Happy is best reserved for really good moments.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:14

Drunk girls!

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:15

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (688)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:09

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 22:17

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 15:33

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 18:49

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 13:03

>>681
I've experienced this before, it's weird. Not quite as cool as https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis where your brain randomly invents demons

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8928 22:18

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 05:00

>>682 not as impressive as either, a few times I got a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk in my jaw which woke me up just before I was going to fall asleep by slamming my mouth closed

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 13:21

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 22:13

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 05:34

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 08:22

>incorporating personal creativity
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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (849)

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 19:57

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8898 23:13

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 02:17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2rSIuEalJk

wow... that last one is some pure pwnage tier shit

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 15:02

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 16:55

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 08:58

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 23:06

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 14:52

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 09:45

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (673)

1 Name: (☞゚∀゚)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43

Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 01:04

These peas are good, but they're a little bit peamly

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 01:35

My cum is now a dried crust on the handkerchief and is exum.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 03:41

and for my next gag...

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 04:47

Oh look at that cute pupe.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 13:47

Hello, yes, this is Dungeon Pest Control, I'm here to help you deelf the premises.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 13:49

Hello, yes, this is Popeye Pest Control, I'm here to help you deblute the premises.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 15:51

Americans have been drifting farther apart for decades. This faration must be stopped!

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 23:53

I love my kate!

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 22:12

I'm going to thrust my manhood infag.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 02:06

the preview post function is really handy for making sure your post formats correctly
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