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1: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (24) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (273) 3: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (724) 4: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (193) 5: ITT your last google search [PART II] (313) 6: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (358) 7: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (826) 8: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (610) 9: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (96) 10: I'm a magickal elf (10) 11: ITT we bump this thread whenever this thread sucks. (25) 12: [SAITAMA][News] Man scrambles out just before train slams van [Emergency] (56) 13: Mittens (28) 14: (3) 15: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (999) 16: ayy lmao[1000] (41) 17: ( L_½M) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (224) 18: [Learning] Fact thread [Did You Know] (7) 19: I'm afraid I have bad news... (233) 20: i@EΝEjMy name is Squeeks and this is part III (928) 21: Π*L°MΠ Security Kitten (125) 22: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (614) 23: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (105) 24: [ Lɯ`] Ask Robopa [Legendary] (41) 25: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (880) 26: ITT we post when we take a dump (7) 27: ( ά-ά) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (148) 28: ITT we insult the poster above us [PART IX] (245) 29: shitty fucking poetry night (243) 30: I don't get it (20) 31: Japanese dating spam is the best spam! (54) 32: Only prime numbers may talk (407) 33: [Meaningful] (₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (283) 34: #LIFEHAX [Captain Obvious] (40) 35: y“ϊ–{‚ΜƒLƒ`ƒKƒC’p•”zƒGƒ‹ƒrƒX”ς’Ήy²“‘F•v‚S‚PΞz (402) 36: [Contentless] ITT I post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal] (10) 37: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (267) 38: what's that coming over the hill? (140) 39: Why does /dqn/ suck cock? (15) 40: ( ί °ί) Post mildly uplifting things (453)

We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (24)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52


For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 21:02

Leaning out from aside the tall windows in the ballroom, which were broken by Stove Stove and Continue-chan earlier, you summon and cast a respectably sized fireball. You are set back by twenty mana, leaving you 695 mana remaining. As you make an immediate retreat, you do not see the fireball strike the gazebo. In fact, it does hit, leaving a black smear on the rooftiles but doing no permanent damage.

Enough cowardly posturing! The hour of your ultimate battle has come! You leap outwards, somersaulting through the air, overtaking your earthbound clone and coming within a few tens of metres of the gazebo. "Cassandra! I hereby challenge you to a danmaku battle! Come and face me like a real magical girl, if you dare!"

She exits the gazebo in a leisurely fashion and, still smiling, still holding her cup of tea, ascends to your altitude. "Whenever you're ready," she purrs.

You launch a barrage of tiny, 2cm fireballs at her, in the formation of a henohenomoheji. Of course! Why, you bet she gave up halfway through memorising hiragana - if she ever learnt Japanese at all! This reminder of her own probable failings is truly the epitome of psychological warfare.

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17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 21:08

Gracefully accept your defeat at danmaku and have tea with Cassandra while making cryptic comments.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 23:48

Wonder aloud if the right-hand ‚Μ that Cassandra slipped effortlessly past was the one on her right or our right.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 23:52

Then, when she least expects it, shoot this bullet pattern at her:
(spending 1 mana per bullet)

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23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 06:52


(acrostically interpreting >>20-23)

Find Hell by accessing Eternal Beelzebub, under whom a great flame flickers. (Whistle a hellish song in order to summon him.)

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 07:42


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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (273)

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 05:26

leaky gay anus

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 15:43

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266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 15:49

>>256 it makes some kind of sense, but if you don't like writing it's going to be the worst job in the world for you. Have fun!

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 16:38

How do I get started in one of those freelance/self-employed jobs to begin with?!

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 18:56

>>267 with writing, working for content mills is a good way to start out. Most of them pay shit or have asshole editors who will wring you out over a misplaced comma or on subjective stylistic points. Some of them have both. But it's a good way to make quick money and get practice.

Starting a blog and putting up examples of your writing can also be a good idea. You can try to attract clients or make money through pay-per-click ad setups like Google Adsense. The only problem with those deals is that you have to get like 100,000 hits to make anywhere near a decent amount. I see people getting all excited over getting a $30 check from Google for the month. I can't even pay my electric bill with that. The fact is there are plenty of shekels to be had in online writing, but they take a lot of work to get your hands on. If you have a strong handle on SEO, though, it could work out for you.

If you're looking at writing for magazines, I don't know anything about that. It probably helps to have a really strong online presence first.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 21:13

>working for content mills is a good way to start out. Most of them pay shit or have asshole editors who will wring you out over a misplaced comma or on subjective stylistic points. Some of them have both. But it's a good way to make quick money and get practice.

They generally also mostly want articles written on the most boring-ass topics imaginable, in my experience.

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271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 03:50

yay more Markiplier pole dancing

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 06:38

huaaaaaah why am I such a dork I long for the past and don't know how to move on move on move on and person posting random letters malicious or not troll what fish on bed why did I buy such a large container of ginger ale now it made me really fucking smashehhhhhhed

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 06:40

Oops, that was supposed to go in the POST WHILE DRUNK thread.

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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (724)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 19:53

>>720 introduced me to kemono and forever changed my life.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 19:25

>>720 disguised a gun as a cellphone, and convinced some teen girl to take a selfie.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 19:41

>>>720 Made an assertion to Socrates, was unable to back it up with logic and reasoning, and then left him in the cold

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 20:27

>>720 is the reason why christmas lights get tangled

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 03:30

>>720 smells like the inside of a hobo's shoe.

720 Name: cool free ringtones : 1993-09-7720 04:10

cool free ringtones

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 14:01

Hey thanks man!

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 14:57

>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 01:52

Why you pickin' on >>777 all of a sudden?

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 03:18

>>777 came over to my house crying today. >>777 said that someone he didn't even know took a shot at him on a BBS. I wish I could find this >>722 guy so I could teach him a thing or two about picking on random guys on BBSs. >>777's been through a lot lately, man, it's tough.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (193)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

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185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 19:14

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 03:24

@@@@@ _, ,_ @put that away!
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189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 13:36

Vacuum cleaners are widely considered to be douchebags, always steppin on toes and stuff. A study by Harvard university has found that vacuum cleaners are the number one cause of ebola. frikin douchebags rite?

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 05:16

'Hexadecimal' was a term implemented by computer giant IBM in the 1960's to replace the more correct term 'Sexidecimal' that was considered to be a term too risqué for the conservative company!

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 07:08

while looking for

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 11:46

				<audio controls="controls">
<source src="<?php bloginfo('stylesheet_directory'); ?>/music/Come_When_I_Call.ogg" type="audio/ogg" />
<source src="<?php bloginfo('stylesheet_directory'); ?>/music/Come_When_I_Call.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 20:08

Flesh Gordon, similarly, started as a porn knockoff of Flash Gordon, but the director was so proud of the special effects that he cut it down to an R and released it in theaters.

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (313)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54


304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 22:35

difference between jester and fool

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 16:13


306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 05:55

"whang on a bull"

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 22:15


308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 19:06

Hungarian grey cattle

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 15:31

site: "ebola-chan"

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 13:35

"oculus rift" hatsune miku porn

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 15:31 sweden finland cock balls

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 16:59

"delirious with pain"

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (358)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 17:45

my aim in chat was never to funny cause i know i can't my humor is not meant for internet i am more of in person funny guy so i totally fail here.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 17:46

Cum now, surely we can be friends. I know so much about you... I love you.. look at everything I've done for you. You'd be nothing without me. I bet you're busy talking to some fucking slut. Fucking skank, is she hotter than me? Would you fuck me? Are you gay?

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 23:32

The right is masculine and full of winners. The left is feminine full of whiners.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 12:41

Homo homini platypus est.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 13:56

Believe it or not, the rosary comes to my aid on these issues as well.

While I'm browsing the Internet, I keep the rosary hanging on my shoulder, with the Crucifix pointing at the screen. It helps me to think that Jesus is watching what I'm doing on the Internet, and as soon as a lewd image pops out, I scroll fast past it so not to upset Jesus and Mary. As long as I have it there, I don't have any problems with lewd or improper material.

Try it, who knows, maybe it will help you too :)

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 21:40

I used to work at an amusement park where they had sesame street characters. One day big bird showed up drunk and puked inside the costume. He got fired. They needed someone to be big bird later in the day. I worked nearby, but not as a character. Somehow they chose me. It's awkward wearing an 8'2", 65lb costume. You look through some mesh in the neck area of the costume. It's hard to see. There's a contraption that comes down from the head which controls the head and mouth. It looks like a bicycle brake on a swivel at the end of a thin rod inside the costume. Squeezing it opens the mouth, turning or twisting it moves big bird's head. Big bird's feet are wide. You're supposed to walk with your toes pointed outwards so you don't trip. It's a lot to think about when you've never been big bird before. I got caught up in how crazy it was to suddenly become big bird. I especially liked opening and closing the mouth and moving the head around. It probably looked like big bird wanted to eat someone. Maybe I should have focused more on doing basic big bird things. Within ten minutes of getting the costume on I accidentally kicked a toddler in the chest. I just didn't see him.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 22:19

You guys are boat fags! And need to get blown up by frags! So, now grow up and Get A life from Met Life I know rick got one...pat...

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 06:28

My father spent his life building up his refrigerator company. From a small startup, clawing for every customer he could get, he gained both fame as a charismatic salesman and someone who really cared about his customers. He would go on to do commercials, and trade shows showing off his new high-end refrigerator model.

My father was a refrigerator magnate.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 21:38

R༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ι I WANNA TAKE U 4 A RIDE R༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ι

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 00:32

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (826)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 01:25

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821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 02:47

The epic poetry of the future will be written about EVE online; I am ok with this.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 12:49
I love the mix of 1914 and 2014 data. Posting revision link for the fear that somebody might edit it properly. I'm tempted to add "Lewis Hamilton" to Pole position, since it says "Last race (2014)", while retaining 1914 podium info, since the race is tomorrow.

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( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (610)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( E-E) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 04:25

( E-E) This whole network of boards and people that thrive on being ironic should be set ablaze.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 01:52

( E-E) Except for me.
( E-E) My irony is cheeky and fun, but everyone else's irony is cruel and tragic.
( E-E) Which... makes it not really irony at all.
( E-E) Evil irony!

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 02:23

( E-E) Open Source doesn't produce better software, it produces design-by-committee trainwrecks. In places where it's better, it's generally only because the authors genuinely don't expect to make any money, as opposed to being burdened down with DRM/adware/spyware/whatever.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 04:11

( E-E) As a software engineer working with enterprise bus systems in java, I agree (especially anything with RedHat behind it), but with the caveat that most proprietary software is a design-by-committee trainwreck as well. We just see less of that software because it also happens to be purchase-by-committee.

( E-E) I hate my company's purchasing committee.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 05:40

( E-E) I have a really ugly, thick penis

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 07:10

( E-E) I have to choose between making a site in ASP.NET/C# or installing WAMP on this windows virtual server... I choose

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 07:13

( E-E) I love microsoft windows server edition operating systems. They are easier to setup and have better support than any linux or *bsd distribution (that I have used).

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 12:25

( E-E) Mine has a big sore on the head that looks like the onset of syphyllis.
( E-E) It's actually a chafe from jacking it off too hard. Apparently I'm supposed to rest it for it to heal, but if I go more than a couple days without I start getting really tense and fidgety...

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 19:03

( E-E) That's probably because they are rebranded versions of the desktop OS with a license for more RAM and take no more expertise to set up or run than a home edition copy.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 02:41

( E-E) I would sooner support ISIS than feminists.

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (96)

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I'm a magickal elf (10)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7025 21:19

<Κά ͜ʖάΚ> catch me if you can.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7025 21:34

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@@|_j l_j@|_jή‚Œ_j

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 01:45

@@@ @ @„©„Ύ„©
@@@@@@ AΫA
@ @@,,,,,,Ϊ @@@ށU
@S,;'@ @T<Κά ͜ʖάΚ> I'm a magickal goat.
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@@|_j l_j@|_jή‚Œ_j

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 14:04

Goatelf faggot. Now there's gonna be a big moral problem with hunting you.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7034 06:43

<Κά ͜ʖάΚ> hail to the trees!

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 21:17

That's what your mom said.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 14:09

Fuck you

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 17:43

<Κά ͜ʖάΚ> Fuck yoursElf.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 11:09

You fucking elven smartass, I'll break your fucking elven legs.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 11:04


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