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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#34] (342) 2: ITT your last google search [PART IV] (53) 3: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (503) 4: [Creativity] ITT we make a sentence with each word starting with a letter of our CAPTCHAs (100) 5: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (918) 6: [Part 9] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (331) 7: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (453) 8: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (883) 9: ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (150) 10: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part III] (223) 11: [MUSE] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Cute] [Girls] [#1] (70) 12: [Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (45) 13: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (46) 14: 【こち特】 幹事長 奥虹こと田中剛 【特撮オタクのゲイおやじ】 (28) 15: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part III] (264) 16: [AI] Talk To Transformer [Text Generation] (214) 17: science-Proven magic petrification ray (84) 18: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (402) 19: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (125) 20: ITT we make fun of the previous poster's weight (35) 21: ITT The Previous Poster is Socially Awkward (89) 22: [Help!] The previous poster needs some romantic advice! (11) 23: [Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (664) 24: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (425) 25: shitty fucking poetry night (395) 26: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2] (864) 27: ( ゚ ヮ゚) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (590) 28: ITT we don't say bumsex much at all (27) 29: comic about mittens (10) 30: Realizations [SHOCKING] (7) 31: Hai guys! (6) 32: 💘peri💘 (19) 33: [FART] ( ・ิω・ิ) [BURGER KING][PART 1] (25) 34: [Translation] English to Shakespearean [Copy&Paste] (7) 35: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (191) 36: ITT We Say "bumsex" 14 times (7) 37: (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we make the previous poster's statement seem more sophisticated (40) 38: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (355) 39: Secret Discussion Thread (9) 40: [Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (118)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#34] (342)

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 14:38


334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 23:55

i miss the non-corporate internet but the big chans seem impossible to retake. what do?

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 00:12

Some personal milestones from this decade:

  • started seeing prostitutes regularly
  • consumed a bunch of illegal substances for the first time

Man what a decade, truly amazing

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 01:44

>>335 would you recommend going to an escort?

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 03:40

Kill all blogshitters

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 04:32

water without any ice

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 06:26

All these calls to get Game Freak to unionize reminds me of the time when people used to complain about the black women in Pokémon being too sexy.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 14:57

>>337 Sir this is an eating establishment.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 15:12

I respect the hustle but ain't no pill gonna cure the kind of ugly I got

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 22:12

I am cool.

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ITT your last google search [PART IV] (53)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 07:40

top 10 haunted wikipedia pages ever

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 22:45

minnie the minx rule 34

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 22:46

“Mewch” “archive”

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9559 06:53


47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9559 22:48

cripples with dimples

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9560 14:51


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51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 20:24


52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 18:50

using chewits in cooking recipes

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 20:46

Kriya yoga

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (503)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 09:48

This is all very interesting but I'd like to say I was not being rude. I mean I know a girl once got suspended from School for calling someone a Hanzo Main

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 10:21

I knew a man who had a strict religious policy to not engage in sex until marriage. Nevertheless, he was always just “happening” to drive by a bus depot, and managed to pick up 14 year old girls who needed a hot meal, a hot bath, a warm bed, and a few dollars. It was sad. They were so young, but yet so old, and they knew that everything had a price, so they paid him with their bodies. And then, in the morning, refreshed, they hit the road again, running away from something, running to what? They didn’t know. But, nevertheless, running.

This completely violated his principles, but he had no prospects of marriage, and had an overwhelming need for sex. And he was not really a pedophile, any available woman would do. Needless to say, he would always beat himself up over this.

You know what I advised him? Either stop doing it, or stop feeling guilty about it!

My guilty pleasure is eating chocolate in bed. For many reasons - I can’t brush my teeth after, and I always manage to drool chocolate on my pillowcase, or wake up with cake in my hair! My mate has learned to laugh at this, and I have to laugh myself.

Yeah, I messed up the bed, and my nightgown. Guilty as charged! Oh, but what a pleasure! Hence, guilty pleasure.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 14:01

Japanese Presents: Very standard classic Sonic sounding but with CD quality
US Presents: A lot more abstract and almost RPG esque sounding

Japanese Pasts: Primitive and prehistoric sounding version of the present
US Pasts: Very dreamy and nostalgic sounding versions of the present

Japanese Good Futures: Super duper happy, serene, and dancey versions of the present
US Good Futures: Very badass hi tech and utopian sounding versions of the present

Japanese Bad Futures: Scary and Chaotic sounding versions of the present, like the place is being destroyed
US Bad Futures: Dark and dystopian versions of the present that sound like the place was already destroyed

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 17:16

JP Presents: Just Normal And Cool, Happy And NICE!

US Presents: Just Happy And Peaceful And Going Outside And Get The Pool Out While Listen To Those Songs! Ah! Nice!

JP Pasts: So Random And Crazy, With Confusements And More! Catchy!

US Pasts: So Relaxing, Dreamy And Memorial, Just Sit Back And Relax, And Put Headphones On And Listen Without Any Salty People Ruining Our Songs!

JP Good Futures: So Nice And Relax, Just So Damn Good! So Amazingly Relaxing!

US Good Futures: Nice And Relaxing But You Can Hear Rockstars, Now Go!

JP Bad Futures: So Haunting And Badass! With Dying Animals Doing Noises Before They Go To Hell! So Deadly And Atrocious!

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498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 02:51

>elect a guy
>I'm not gonna do SHIT, go PRAY to god instead lmao

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 10:08

christmas 2019 ruined by Gengar's 12 missing polygons. how could you do this nintendo

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 14:39


501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 17:31

If anyone knows what vore is can someone make a vore mod for sm64 where you get most of the start off by being swallowed by princess peach who ate a power up that turned her to bowsette and then you meet a bob-om who says "you accidentally got swallowed by princess peach fortunately she is one of the star children so you can get out by activating the stars in peach's body" then the open world is all stomach but the lvls are magical places because she's one of the 7 star children just start the game by having mario jump into peach and then he teleports to magical world inside peach maybe call it peach's inside story. PLZ
Maybe jsut put some of peach's body's stomach walls obstacles along with intestine and you can make acid that burns you like lava in open world it would be cool want full hack done like sm64 shining stars, brutal mario 64, ect. 151 stars in the game please someone make the rom hack for me only reason i ask is because i have no mod skill would do myself but it seems impossible right now. maybe someone help me out trying to make it

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 01:45

>>500 !!!!

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 18:11

Thing I learned today: The Romans liked to write messages on their sling stones, rather like soldiers wrote messages on bombs during WW2. One message we've found on a sling bullet? I hope this hits you in the dick. In Latin, of course. People haven't changed at all.

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[Creativity] ITT we make a sentence with each word starting with a letter of our CAPTCHAs (100)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 16:14

*C*old *h*amburgers *a*re *v*ery *e*xecrable, *e*ven *n*auseating

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9560 23:37

Nigerian ass-grapes.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 19:26

That's hardly right; I don't.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 00:48

Not exclaiming for five impossibly naught generations.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 02:07

Ultimately, no pumas mate ever

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 03:10

Even xenos believe in gay Earth.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 21:08

Won't Ultimate Superman enter Endor nonviolently?

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 19:40

Tits out!

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 20:23

Even Xavier is sleeping soundly.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 16:48

Let our girls help.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 17:49

I need knives, especially now.

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( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (918)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 21:55

(・-・) One of my old coworkers went trans. He dresses like an upperclass british lady and talks in falsetto, and still looks like the fat walleyed slob he was before, just in a poorly fitting pastel bizcas skirt and jacket outfit.

(・-・) and the makeup. holy shit. Dee Snyder wore it better.


(・-・) I wonder if he cut his dick off yet.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 21:59

(・-・) I could wear the jersey, but it wouldn't make me a Tampa Bay Buccaneer.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 22:07

Christianity? Sounds about right.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 17:45

>>911 nonono Marxism dude

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 21:18

(・-・) Allison is a bitch!!

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 21:58

(・-・) Haruhi wasn't a good show then, either.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 00:32

(・-・) Keep building the Wall.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 20:26

(・-・) Many Jewish people are kind of unpleasant to be around.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 17:19

( ・-・) Leftists are locusts. They swarm in on wealthy beautiful places, devour the wealth, destroy the beauty and then swarm off to somewhere else to do it again.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 19:01

( ⌒-⌒) Farts acrididaeically

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[Part 9] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (331)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:54

( ´ω`) 'sup, kids?

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 20:09

| ̄ ̄|  
( - mƣ) I say, Graaaaaaand Faaaaaaathaaaaaaaa.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 22:09

( ´ω`) Fix your hat, you pompous dimwit.

( ´ω`) What's a video game?

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 22:31

(0∀0) those are the apps you play on the cinputer gernpo

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 01:38

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) the Fuck are you?

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 13:06

( ・ω0/.,) Fnrak barnmen isas a goice man man. Creature and, brave. Sons to the ram

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 14:28

(・∀・) Budget cuts grandpa. We're getting replaced with a new cast due to delays and the overall lack of quality of this thread.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 14:44

( ・ω・) Delays? Look at how much content we've released since the start of the month!
( ・ω・) It's so much better than our productivity during August 1993.
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) >>326 get the fuck out of my house

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 15:12

( ・-・) (( ・ω・) All threads are Clonepa now.

   ( ・ω・)
  _  ∩
( ・-・)彡 ( ・ω0/.,) Gosasz, yule ornmaxed mnee!
Ah HA!

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 15:19

(・∀・) Replacepa, what was life like before character threads died?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 17:08

( ´ω`) It was wonderful, like Portland before the Californians fucked it all up.

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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (453)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 11:27

Had a dream that the whole drama around it was orchestrated, and that Barkley 2 was actually almost finished and ready to be released. Somehow, in my dream, I realized that this was a dream and got disappointed, but then I managed to convince myself that it was actually real, in the form of all the ToG people convening on a large stage and performing some elaborate ceremony. At some point they started playing a video (apparently from 2015, reminiscent of a low-budged school play) of a confrontation between several knockoff Star Wars characters.
This was interspersed with a different scenario on a city on an island, where I first was a bus driver on the first day of my job and had to figure out my route. Later on, I was in a fighter jet, trying to intercept a nuclear missile that had apparently been launched as a test. I was unable to stop it, and accepted that it was going to hit the ocean. I flew back to the island, landed near my secret hideout bunker, and started preparing for the blast. Mostly by telling all friends, which were in there for some reason, to unplug their electronics and by closing the blinds.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 20:46

I live in the USA, and I dreamed that I was at one of the greatest events for fans for rally car enthusiasts. There were Subarus and Mitsubishis for miles. There were a few of the less common rally cars sold in the USA. I then saw someone arrive in a Lancia and I was really excited to see it. A few other people at the show noticed it. I woke up was I was approaching the driver. I wanted to ask him how it drove when compared to other rally cars.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 13:25

I was on a mission to sabotage some piece of hospital equipment but the best I could do was to break a little adjustment handle on its stand. Then I tried to get out, but every time I thought I'd found an exit, it led to another huge open room with people milling around and gigantic devices suspended under the 20 story high ceiling, or a huge combination restroom and swimming pool, or this big conical tower of glass and catwalks with a giant antenna assembly in the middle that would pulse hard enough to feel in my guts. Through the windows, there was nothing but grassy hills all the way to the horizon.
In one room, a little girl in a hospital gown asked me if she was pretty. Her nose was malformed and had little zits on it, so I said no.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 17:00

This was a pretty long dream. I remember bits and pieces of some sort of post-disaster world, with ruined cities and various other things.

The bit I remember was at the end. I was investigating something or other, and I ended up at a technical trade show. A company was advertising their system for performing rapid chemical analysis of something-or-other in an unmanned environment (I think it was somewhere on the moon). They showed a demo of an existing space shuttle-like vehicle, and how their system allowed transport of samples without modifying the shuttle design. There was a CGI simulation of the process. As the simulated shuttle landed and the machinery went into operation, there was an explosion on-screen and the demo went dead.

I had managed to get into the good graces of one of the technical people (call them N), so I was able to watch while the various executives and directors frantically tried to figure out what had happened. It turned out that the CGI simulation had ended, the explosion had come from the next thing that was supposed to be shown in the video: an interview with the genius who developed some of the compounds needed in the process. I think they were called the HCL2020Z series, and they were very, very tightly kept secrets.

There was more confusing investigation, and I ended up inside the house/office of some executive, whose family ran the whole department (one of those cackling old women who issued orders from her bed). It turned out that their development process involved binding some kind of demon onto one of the employees. The HCL2020Z series was too complicated to be understood by a mere mortal. The current host was the "genius" who was to have been interviewed: his human part had regained enough control to attempt suicide just as the video feed switched.

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448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 02:29

I was looking up an Internet meme in Japanese based off a Korean tourist getting food poisoning from tainted seafood but not stopping eating it. ムカムカ something or other.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9477 05:16

My brother became a VIP and I kept trying not to embarrass myself in front of his handler, a really hot blonde named Buttons, except she was dropping huge hints like leaving a magazine with a cover story about "people who want to become living pillows (no really)" (no, really) and not leaving when I couldn't stop myself from opening two tabs of hentai, and also brought her friend along later

anyway basically the only reason we didn't bang is probably because i have no experience and my family was there

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 14:31

Someone named "Antoine Internet" was leaving hang-up messages on my old Casio wristphone/calculator watch while I was involved with a Space Diversity Action Team(tm) adventure which fizzled out half way through, even though I got to bone the shy little Arabian girl on the team while we were alone on the bridge.

Actually, I think she was Japanese and just dressed like an Arab girl.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 17:34

I dreamt that Chinese agents had released a horrible disease into the entire west coast of America, north and south, and I was hiding from it in a sealed room with a few friends, who changed into different friends every time I looked around. I opened a door into a huge underground arcology like a 30 story shopping mall or hotel with this giant open space. Chinese spies came in from another door and I flew into the arcology to escape them, zipping around giant columns and escalators while they shot at me with some kind of energy weapons.

I had that dream a couple of weeks ago, and now I see this in the news:


452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 14:50


>I dreamt that Chinese agents had released a horrible disease into the entire west coast of America

That wasn't a dream

I had a dream I dug a hole to my uncle's house and I was playing some obscure shmups with his twelve yr old daughter. She's really weird and she loves seeing me when I come over during family holidays.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 17:07

I dreamed I went to the store and bought a box of Mentos and when I opened the box it was full of gummy lifesavers (which I despise). I went to the cashier and demanded a refund, but he refused to give me a refund and said he would give me a coupon for some donuts and 6% off a box of Mentos. I got angry and I started making a scene and some 12 year old girl was watching and laughing. I attempted to choke the cashier with a soft prezel and got thrown out. The End.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (883)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 07:52

The grainy video showed a man hold open the dryer door as another pushed the cat in, before they turned on the machine and left.

It was not immediately clear why the men put the cat into the dryer or what had happened to the other man in the video.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 15:07


876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 00:00

Topical issues featured in Dinosaurs include environmentalism, endangered species, women's rights, sexual harassment, LGBT rights, objectification of women, censorship, civil rights, body image, steroid use, allusions to masturbation (in the form of Robbie doing the solo mating dance), drug abuse, racism (in the form of a dispute between the two-legged dinosaurs and the four-legged dinosaurs), peer pressure, rights of indigenous peoples (in the form of the dinosaurs interacting with cavepeople), corporate crime, government interference in parenting, and pacifism.[8]

In the episode "I Never Ate for My Father," in lieu of carnivorism, Robbie chooses to eat vegetables, and the other characters liken this to communism, and drug abuse.[citation needed]

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 14:36


878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 05:01

After discovering Oetker's Nazi past, his children hired a provenance researcher to investigate the origins of his art collection

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 05:12

Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

Vampire cartoon who wants to drink pee instead of blood #いいトイレの日 1/7

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 07:45

Although the religion was mostly forbidden and its followers persecuted thereafter in China, it survived till the 14th century in the country. Under the Song dynasty, its followers were derogatorily referred to with the chengyu 吃菜祀魔 (pinyin: chī cài sì mó) "vegetarian demon-worshippers".

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 01:26

Unit #29712 (sow ()) likes males and likes females
Unit #29713 (sow ()) will marry males
Unit #29714 (boar ()) will marry females
Unit #29715 (boar ()) likes females
Unit #29716 (goose ()) likes males
Unit #29717 (gander ()) will marry females
Unit #29718 (yak cow ()) likes males
Unit #29719 (yak bull ()) likes males and will marry females
Unit #29756 (magma crab ()) will marry males and will marry females
Unit #29757 (magma crab ()) will marry females
Unit #29758 (magma crab ()) will marry males
Unit #29759 (magma crab ()) will marry females
Unit #29770 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29771 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29772 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex

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ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (150)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 18:49

>>/999 is a panda!

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 13:05

>>140 is a neural network closely trained on the behavioural traits of pandas. In fact, they have recently made news headlines as the very first "Strong AP (Artificial Panda) System".

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 16:10

>>141 is the first panda to learn sign-language.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 15:09

>>142's mighty teeth can penetrate any armour, so long as it's made of bamboo

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 15:13

>>143 is a panda who needs to come to terms with his past and move on already.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 12:40

Microbes in >>144's waste are being investigated for their use in creating biofuels

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9559 16:02

>>145 frosts cake with her cute panda butt

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9560 00:26

>>146's D&D character was True Polymorphed into a panda.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 02:50

>>147's human friends didn't used to know whether to let him say nigga, but it turned out he was saying nigger the whole time anyway

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 22:14

>>148 is referred to in Latin American countries as a "mulatto."

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 13:12


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214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 23:54

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 06:11

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 16:26

(some spice towards the bottom of the article...)

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 19:59

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9570 00:55

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9570 09:29

>>216 this article is very vague for a wiki article, I guess due to how obscure the topic is.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9570 19:10

>To illustrate, imagine seeing someone say this:
>"Tree's leaves are turning pretty colors. I think Tree looks nice today."
>Feel that pain? This is what some Wikipedia users feel when people use "Wiki" to refer to "Wikipedia".

I agree with the sentiment and also get irritated too easily by dullards misusing language, but that's a crap example, because that sentence makes me really happy. I also think Tree looks nice today.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) 219-san : 1993-09-9571 12:08

actually, I meant as a wiki article in general, not a wikipedia article. wikipedia is not the only wiki, though it does tend to be the most active

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 09:20

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