CTRL+V THREAD! [part 5]
When I was running a game-winning flag back to the cap in Warsong Gulch (WoW) and I got rogue-stun-locked to death a foot away from the cap. By the way, I was playing that round for like 1+ hours. It was locked up with flag campers for so long.
I shook with rage as I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I slapped my keyboard and screamed "BHAARRRAGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!" IRL
I got the guys name and opened a ticket saying "Soandso is using a hacking program to do whatever etc etc" even though I was blatantly lying and just enraged over him owning my rear end. Nothing ever came of it.
I punched my bedroom door as well about 5 mins after it happened. I ended up crying because I hurt my hand.
I think I logged into Battlefield 2 to 'pwn some noobs at a game I'm good at' and vented there as well. I got camped at my spawn by some insane group of clannies. I went apeshit and joined the other team and TK'd them. I got banned and raged again. I think I took a week or so break from gaming then.
When I became liberated from the restraints of society, I became a librarian.
Drysdale V8
What makes these whores think that virgins would want them anyway? I wouldn't want to have a relationship with a woman if she's only dating me because of my inexperience.
information is the most important aspect of page creation. Information should be informative, or at least
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pete namlook
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without uncalled-for sequels!
Original Thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1226341745/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Overpopulating the pet community leads to death and despair among both cat and dogkind.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world flooded with playroom balls!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I mistake an androgynous gay boy for a cute girl and receive a handful of boner.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there existed NxNxN Rubik's cubes for arbitrarily large N!
( ・-・) Dude, you know nobody will get that and that means you're gonna have to doublepost. And being the asshole you are, you actually want that to happen.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A 3x3x3 cube has 27 little cubes.... Therefore an NxNxN will have N^3 cubes...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone understood algebra!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world of wasted neurons.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of peace and compassion, full of abundant joy and bountiful harvests, all completely without suffering of any kind.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything would stay the same for eternity. Boooring...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone is loved!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people shouldn't be loved.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is a good person!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'll all be easily manipulated dopes, and stand no chance when the machines try to take over
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everything tastes like fruit!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some fruits don't taste good...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of ledgely!
HIPSTER GO HOME
MAINE FOR MAINEIANS
What a bunch of Maineiacs
Strange, that some people still think this is fashionable or funny or unprecedented.
Hipsters on food stamps
They're young, they're broke, and they pay for organic salmon with government subsidies. Got a problem with that?
In the John Waters-esque sector of northwest Baltimore -- equal parts kitschy, sketchy, artsy and weird -- Gerry Mak and Sarah Magida sauntered through a small ethnic market stocked with Japanese eggplant, mint chutney and fresh turmeric. After gathering ingredients for that evening's dinner, they walked to the cash register and awaited their moments of truth.
"I have $80 bucks left!" Magida said. "I'm so happy!"
"I have $12," Mak said with a frown.
The two friends weren't tabulating the cash in their wallets but what remained of the monthly allotment on their Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program debit cards, the official new term for what are still known colloquially as food stamps.
Hahahaha, the comments are so incredibly pathetic and misanthropic.
"They're POOR and on HANDOUTS so they should be suffering!" doesn't even begin to cover it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's like tanasinn took a different form!
Once upon a time there was an ugly man. He lived in the Jungle.
He was half man half monster. He ate green gorillas. When he was 3 he was very nice. Then when he was 12 he turned into a monster! His name is the purple graveyard monster.
His planet was called oookkyy. He has a space ship. It can go 8,000,000 miles a day. On thursday 1980 he went to earth that very day.
Then he saw another planet. It was called earth.
Then he landed in the Mississippi river.
Then the monster saw something. It was captan America!
Captan America fainted. He was hypnotized. Then he got unhypnotized. For that he shot a laser at him. Captan America took his shield out
Random Crap -> スチミ氏らもソスチ世
Messrs. Suchimi also Sosuchi World.
Aha! I'm onto your game!
O brave new world,
That has such people in't!
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らこす血非違見いて照らす利子ね
各地か口と墨名即背ら芹井に三毛かぬ
Rakos' blood, seen illegally, has illuminating interest, does it not?
Anywhere, mouth and Tona, viz. their backs, shall not tortoise-shell Serii.
二飲みら手実らもちと解す餅と解す土地非違疎水地価に幹句意地日意味
Stem phrase, meaning to land hydrophobic backbone非違and land解SU bear hands and mochi rice cakes and drinking解SU 2
島子戸田和不度意まれは野田k様
Toda Kazu meaning rare degree of non-child-like island Noda k
Relly Shimashinoeopuukujisomeredjichichichirajomadesura knotweed Redo horned pheasant Mali Lori Yuda Ja Bae feet Minot
生んだざむうんぉぃと一緒
Zamuunoito with birth
I have no character -> 二口非違身ら即チスチ疎開する -> Two mouths illegality bodies immediately CHISCHI-disperse.
are you suggesting cocunuts migrate?
into Japanese
あなたcocunuts移行を示唆している？
back into English
Cocunuts suggest that you move?
back into Japanese
Cocunutsを移動することをお勧め？
back into English
Cocunuts recommend that you go to?
back into Japanese
Cocunuts はあなたに行くことをお勧め？
back into English
Cocunuts is recommended that you go to?
back into Japanese
Cocunutsはあなたに行くお勧めですか？
なぜ痔てぃ、あららああ、ななないいい
Why do I have hemorrhoids, oh oops, that is not good
...A lucky guess?
I'm sorry, >>19, but I think you missed the point of this thread. You see, the objective is to type "random crap" into the Japanese IME and then translate it, either through an interpretation of the language or with the assistance of a machine translator program.
I'm a loose-cannon reporter who doesn't play by the rules, and I'm gonna break this case wide-open, Johnny. I'm gonna reveal the truth behind the Elitist Superstructure and all its shady dealings.
If I had to describe Elitist Superstructure in my uninformed, subjective opinion, it would be the FLYING type?
I hate the elitist superstructure and I want it to die
BECAUSE IT TOOK PAX-TSUKURU OFF THE MAP
Turned the mitten on himself
(°Δ °)Third question, DQN members: if you could be any animal, what would you be?
( ・ω・) We're... we're over here sir.
A gay animal.
A horse.
Being a bear looks pretty damn cozy, so I'd have to go with that
Space Ocelot!
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＿| ￣￣￣￣.| |＿__ Space Ocelot!?
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し⌒ Ｊ
i wishu i were
a baaahhhhrd
From various web spider data I have compiled that the world will end tomorrow since
Proof:
1+2 = 3
6+6+6 = 18
2000+10 = 2010
The world as we know it will end at midnight on December 31, 1999. Mark my words, you must be prepared. There is a glitch in all the worlds computers called Y2K which will make all computers stop working at this exact moment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's a reason we're stuck in September, 1993. The world will end in October.
When the four elements are joined, unleashing utter chaos
>>882 pretends he's cool, extroverted, and has a lot friends whenever he's around people, but actually most of those "parties" involve a private carrel at the library.
>>885 has a pictures of his 8-bit computer collection in his wallet which he refers to as his "children".
>>886 has thousands of pictures of a certain anime girl that he calls "Mai waifu."
∞ENDLESS EIGHT∞
Previous thread
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/l50
I hope it gose okay this time
Gosh i really feel like a döner now.
Alcohol. Drugs. Overdrive. Noise.
My willy is hung
I really fucking hate you, DQN.
I fuxking hate everything. I'm so fucking horny, aand my fucking girlfriend has me supresssing my sexuality for everything but her cunt, which I destroy weekly. People are confessing their love to me, and i can't grab a slice of thier pussy. I chat up women in bars, but stop myself.I end up in bed with women, but domn't fuckthem as my conscience wont allow me to do it. I know it's just pure biology saying you're on a winning streak socially, so sow that sweet seed, but I'm afradi I'll lose a tolerant, smart and funny woman for random pussy, but a moderately large amount of short term random pussy.
Am I naive, am I simply a dokyun, or am I playing it cool?
I really should not waste my time visiting *chan boards. Work instead. Do some work, goddammit. Be creative. You are slowly getting bored of all this internet posting shit. It truly keeps you from achieving greatness.
Only one more post. One more. One little refresh too. Just one.
>>315, if you can't handle monogamia you should either try to jack off to porn to fool our instinct into thinking you have sex with lots of different women or suggest your girlfriend to bring some change into your sexual life.
for example you could do some mild roleplaying, one week she's the shy girl with glasses and knotted hair who likes gentle sofa sex, the next she's a horny girl who loves to ride you til you collapse or get banged doggystyle or whatever. it's about the details, maybe she could put on slightly different perfume every time and do other changes, maybe moan more at one night or do some dirty talking.
it's just important that your penis gets the impression of fucking different girls (which is why details like smell and the way she moves matter), chances will be high you won't feel the need to engage in any kind of activity with other girls no more.
maybe she'll be really into it and even want you to play different roles too. experimenting (without resorting to sick shit) is one of the most fun parts of sex.
>experimenting (without resorting to sick shit)
Why not? My last girlfriend was into bloodplay, and it was awesome
We broke up cos i found out she was 14 lol
My main news source is /news/.
Feeling so funky