The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#24] (100) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (61) 3: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (619) 4: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (479) 5: CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (847) 6: ITT we remove the word "Sex" from popular culture nouns (19) 7: A better textboard (10) 8: ITT your last google search [PART III] (278) 9: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (538) 10: ( ` -L) Great Moments in Passive Aggression (44) 11: Modern fables [SHORT] (5) 12: [Fusion Asian] Praise the glorious power (6) 13: whats up my ningen (2) 14: ITT the previous poster is responsible for global warming. (197) 15: [Emergency] Emergency mittens release thread [MITTENS] (47) 16: Problem with the emergency mittens (2) 17: I need an x... (7) 18: [Stupid] FAIL QUESTION [Bumb] (10) 19: I want the honest truth. (13) 20: [nsfw?] THE WEEABOO DILEMMA [zipang] (11) 21: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought. [Brains][Thinking][Personal][11] (16) 22: [Contentless] ITT I post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal] (16) 23: [Misery] ( -) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (600) 24: [Youtube] QUALITY VIDEOS [DQN][Part II] (730) 25: [Contentless]ITT I post right now [ASAP] my current thought. [Brains][Thinking][Personal] (16) 26: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought. [Brains][Thinking][Personal][1069] (7) 27: Post itt each time you think about lolis (33) 28: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] the previous poster's current thought [Empathy][ESP] (3) 29: ITT we condemn the built-in cultural assumptions of the poster above us (29) 30: john awesome [john awesome] (5) 31: Hello I am Korean (37) 32: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (231) 33: ( -) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (155) 34: ITT we pop up out of the toilet and say something stupid. (180) 35: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (310) 36: [Part IV] ( EցE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (923) 37: mewse (15) 38: To !ESpeoN/nPA (14) 39: [PART II] ITT we make up DQN fun facts [CITATION NEEDED] (100) 40: ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (39)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#24] (100)

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 02:12

Say "gazprom"!!!!

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 02:18

>>91
gas porn!

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 05:37

Napoleon Bonerpart

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 16:16

I set google to give me search results in English and Japanese only, because sometimes when I would search a Japanese word without kana it would give me Chinese results. But now the light gray explanation text on some things is also in Japanese. For example if I search "food delivery near me" it dutifully informs me that Pizza Hut is a zsU restaurant.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 18:01

I'll fucking cut you like a butcher with his meat

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 20:49

That's hyperbole, baby. Please don't be autistic.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 21:29

Autism starts at home

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 00:27

What'd dead feel like

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 01:02

>>98
Rotten and squishy. Unless it's been dead a long time.

100 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8609 07:59

What a cool dude.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (61)

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 16:34

CQC combat
DoT damage
ATM machine
DmC Devil May Cry

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 16:39

>>52 I used to think "CMA Awards" was a redundant acronym until someone who cares much more deeply about it than I do told me that it isn't.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 22:57

All things, not in moderation, but in balance.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 23:19

Protip: Ritz crackers are actually very reasonably priced. Go For Triscuits if you want to flaunt your wealth.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 19:51

Huh, apparently I've been unbanned, who'd'athunkit.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 01:54

These hip "vapes", "ecigs" should be called "liquid tobacco". It's so much cooler.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 02:03

>>51
Pugilism
Fisticuffs
Hand-to-hand combat
Unranged struggle

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 12:46

End him rightly

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 23:54

I should wash my hair...

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 03:32

Time to head to the dojo and practice with Master Bei Shun.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (619)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 01:03

This is even better than those cereal commercials with the cartoon mascot who doesn't want you to eat the cereal.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 07:24

no you fucking idiot its real cant you see the cash falling out of her fucking wallet rich white woman cant help but stand in the rain on a rainy afternoon or early morning depending on how you feel about it and watch a nice young man spank his monkey in the drivers seat of his car and or verhicle depending on how you feel about it and have a nice young woman watch him spank his jamkoe on a nice early morning rainy afternoon for free money

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 16:49

Yo dj pump this nothingness

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 20:03

Why does she doesn't exist?
That's not fairc

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 22:58

>I had an autistic classmate who didn't understand aging at all, he believed his age depends on his grade and if he'd go back to 5th grade he would be 10 again. Stallman has issues like that.

Did he try to intentionally fail class so he could become immortal by repeating the same grade indefinitely?

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 15:07

Required language:

flutent English

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 19:47

No, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 15:07

YOU CAN'T RUN, YOU CAN'T HIDE
YOU GET HELICOPTER RIDE

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 23:24

Exactlycc..feeding the wildlife disrupts the natural order of things. Openly feeding a bum will only attract other bums.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 23:54

NEVER BOIL A ROCK!

Regardless of what it is made of or the type, if there is any water in the rock it can explode and destroy your kitchen or even worse, YOU!

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (479)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:09

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 13:58

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 15:23

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 04:19

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 05:50

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 23:00

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 23:38

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 16:46

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 07:57

>>476
One could add pretty much any Japanese temple that ends in -ji to this list. Kinkakuji Temple, Tofukuji Temple, Honganji Temple, etc.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 09:17

>>477 or any river that ends in -kawa, or any mountain that ends in -yama ... that's part of the reason this article is dumb, most of those names are only tautological in English

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 23:52

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CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (847)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 17:58

CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ]

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 04:57

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 08:45

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 08:58

As I stated earlier, lolicore wouldfve DIED without me

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 12:35

Two ounces of tea is $7.49. That $7.49 will get you 15 to 18 cups of tea. Thatfs 50 cents to make a cup of tea in your own home. What is this, the Weimar Republic?

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 19:54

I picked up my son at midday [from his exam]. He started crying. I asked him what was up and he said a teacher had frisked his body and taken his mobile phone from his underwear.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 22:24

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 16:08

Gri/Grim/Grime/Grimeself

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 21:08

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ITT we remove the word "Sex" from popular culture nouns (19)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 01:38

And the City

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 19:23

I like Brahms's String tet No. 1 in Bb.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 23:01

goat.c

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 01:11

The Joy of .

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 09:59

It's not rape, it's surprise you didn't even know you wanted!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 23:51

y no jutsu

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 19:44

.com

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6327 15:50

same marriage

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 14:30

dicks out for Harambe

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 19:05

Tsugou no Yoi Friend?

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 17:11

Sus

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A better textboard (10)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 00:00

What are some features that you think would make for a better textboard? Some I'm thinking of

per-board

  • Backlinks for replies
  • Stickies
  • Mobile theme/s
  • better admin panel
  • youtube embeds
  • spoiler tags
  • ban list for mods / ban message screen if you are banned

site-wide

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 01:50

Look at this board. A good amount of basicness to to scare away the kids by its 90ies-ish look, while still being reasonably comfortable to use.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 04:34

All of those are terrible ideas. Let's see:

Backlinks for replies

Superfluous, messy

Stickies

See above

Mobile theme/s

No way, mobile users need not to post

better admin panel

Unnecessary, admins should stay out most of the time

youtube embeds
Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 05:26

Two of these ruin the textboard entirely. Adding youtube embeds doesn't make any sense because then you would have images. Adding spoiler tags might be even worse because all I would see is people spoilering one or two words in their post because they think it's some huge original joke. They're overused so much that they may as well not be there in the first place; you get used to the spoilers being insignificant jokes instead of actual spoilers and constantly highlight them so you can read the post. In the end, it amounts to the same thing.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 08:52

There is no better text board than the Elitist Superstructure Of DQN - it is the elitest.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 09:35

better admin panel would be ok, I seem to remember talking to bps about that once and he said that the kareha admin panel is straight out of 2001 and complete ass to use

the rest of those things are dumb though

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 23:18

kareha's admin panel is kinda shit

I don't see how spoiler tags ruin textboards; you could argue that any form of markup is prone to abuse. but fuck, raw text is prone to abuse too. It can be useful in discussions about media or for jokes, etc etc

> Adding youtube embeds doesn't make any sense because then you would have images.

wat

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 01:52

>>2

>90s looks

Check the post date.

The only thing it needs is fixing the disappearing captcha. Or getting rid of this Nazi tool completely.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 16:00

>>7
That's exactly what the other guy's saying he doesn't want, and I agree. Surprise boxes is irritating.

I mean, fuck it. If I wanted to be on some fancy board running livechan or vichan+pimp_my_ride, uploading 30MB .mkv files multiple times in each post and getting real-time reply indicators, I'd be there. But I'm not.

It sounds like you're writing your own board software. If that's the case, you should put what you want into it. If people like the result, they'll stay. You're not going to get high quality feedback going up to a bunch of people who are fine with what they're currently using and saying "HEY WHAT IF I MADE SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT".

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 23:48

There's one feature that might actually improve textboards. Index the front page dynamically based on the last non-saged post, allowing the page order to be restored after bump spam is deleted. There's not a slow forum around that wouldn't be improved by this. Backend mod tools and the previously mentioned bump spam negation are all that is needed. Ylilauta is one of the few sites I know that actually does this properly.

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (278)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 09:27

@ǂݕ

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 18:36

used new 3ds

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 06:20

shrek tim eric

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8563 16:28

what font do ducks talk in

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8563 17:14

pregnant elsa speedrun

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8563 21:50

hungarian national anthem

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 18:29

"Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. (June 2006)"

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 21:05

cute asmr

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 23:54

semen flavored vape liquid

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 22:28

smorzhbear

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[NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (538)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7402 05:43

The shirt was

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 21:22

It was, however, stuffed with shirts.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 00:38

One of the shirts read

531 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8560 03:21

1000 books.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 12:42

It was rather heavy, having 1000 books to its name, but

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 02:56

STRAIGHT WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE: THE MAJORITY F***IN RULES

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 13:49

the majority is always wrong

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 14:14

as is the minority. In fact, there is only one who is right

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 17:26

You have to go back.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 17:44

So, in a desperate attempt to bring the thread back on topic, he took the shirt back to the store and returned it.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 19:46

dicks out for Harambe

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( ` -L) Great Moments in Passive Aggression (44)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 02:43

It's my roommate's turn to take the goddamn trash out, so I let it pile up way past the ability of the bag to hold it all and then I poured a half empty coke out all over it.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 23:01

>>34 is both ignorant and stupid. That's why I have to spend extra time sorting the recycling from the trash before I take it out. That's also why I have to spend extra time lacing his mountain dew with arsenic.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 19:46

My roommate's slut girlfriend is over here all the time and never chips in on rent or food, so while she's upstairs, I put tiny rocks in her shoes.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 03:44

I laugh in the exact same way at all of my friend's jokes, but in a different way at everyone else's. He doesn't know WHAT's up!

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 04:01

My boyfriend's roommate is antisocial and weird. He's always looking at me judgmentally, as if I owe him something. So I fuck on his bed.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 06:37

>>38
As an antisocial roommate, I do judge people like you. And guess what? I hate your guts.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 06:50

I made an insincere post in this thread because I don't like whining all that much

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 01:30

Someone took out my note that reminded me when to take the garbage and recycle bins out, so I just don't take out the garbage or recycling.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 04:39

I keep making really snarky comments to this girl in an IRC channel I visit in hopes that she'll develop some kind of crush on me. It seems to be working. She keeps sending me pics and chatting with me more. This only makes me want to bully her more.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 11:30

I can't afford to have the heating on very much but he goes and sticks it on all the time anyway because his parents pay his way. So I switched the radiators off and rubbed butter on all the valves

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 20:59

I bumped an old thread because I found all the current ones distasteful and repetitive.

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