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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#30] (713)

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 17:58

>>703
Nigga don't think you can trick me into being gay

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 01:59

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 06:58

Dropped a few soda packs on my dick

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 20:32

My sister took philosophy and now she's too good at arguing what the shit

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 21:33

>>707 punch her in the dick, cant argue against a fist

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 21:45

>>707
is she hot

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 21:50

>>709 She's 8 you sicko...

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 22:35

>>710 8 year olds are taking philosophy classes, the current year is truly incredible

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9154 08:05

couzcouz is disgusting

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9154 08:16

>>710
Answer the fucking question

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (114)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 20:43

This post talks about Subaru cars and why gays/lesbians prefers them. I do not, repeat, do not discriminate against Subaru cars

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 23:51

ルイズ!ルイズ!ルイズ!ルイズぅぅうううわぁああああああああああああああああああああああん!!! あぁああああ...ああ...あっあっー!あぁああああああ!!!ルイズルイズルイズぅううぁわぁああああ!!! あぁクンカクンカ!クンカクンカ!スーハースーハー!スーハースーハー!いい匂いだなぁ...くんくん んはぁっ!ルイズ・フランソワーズたんの桃色ブロンドの髪をクンカクンカしたいお!クンカクンカ!あぁあ!! 間違えた!モフモフしたいお!モフモフ!モフモフ!髪髪モフモフ!カリカリモフモフ...きゅんきゅんきゅい!! 小説12巻のルイズたんかわいかったよぅ!!あぁぁああ...あああ...あっあぁああああ!!ふぁぁあああんんっ!! アニメ2期放送されて良かったねルイズたん!あぁあああああ!かわいい!ルイズたん!かわいい!あっああぁああ! コミック2巻も発売されて嬉し...いやぁああああああ!!!にゃああああああああん!!ぎゃああああああああ!! ぐあああああああああああ!!!コミックなんて現実じゃない!!!!あ...小説もアニメもよく考えたら... ル イ ズ ち ゃ ん は 現実 じ ゃ な い?にゃあああああああああああああん!!うぁああああああああああ!! そんなぁああああああ!!いやぁぁぁあああああああああ!!はぁああああああん!!ハルケギニアぁああああ!! この!ちきしょー!やめてやる!!現実なんかやめ...て...え!?見...てる?表紙絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てる? 表紙絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!ルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!挿絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!! アニメのルイズちゃんが僕に話しかけてるぞ!!!よかった...世の中まだまだ捨てたモンじゃないんだねっ! いやっほぉおおおおおおお!!!僕にはルイズちゃんがいる!!やったよケティ!!ひとりでできるもん!!! あ、コミックのルイズちゃああああああああああああああん!!いやぁあああああああああああああああ!!!! あっあんああっああんあアン様ぁあ!!シ、シエスター!!アンリエッタぁああああああ!!!タバサァぁあああ!! ううっうぅうう!!俺の想いよルイズへ届け!!ハルゲニアのルイズへ届け!

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 02:29

Mauro, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 10:18

On March 18, 2010, Arakawa died, after a week of hospitalization. Gins would not state the cause of death. "This mortality thing is bad news," she stated. She planned to redouble efforts to prove "aging can be outlawed."[4]

On January 8, 2014, Gins died of cancer at age 72.[5]

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 02:11

VENUS MY NUTTY COW
A SINGLE PATTY ON A GLUTEN FREE BUN TOPPED WITH WARM NUTELLA $8.99

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 04:57

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 10:02

sinx

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 19:43

Football is Babylonian, and it was revealed by Apollyon during the reign of King Charles I

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 19:46

>>111
that meant "assassin cross" to me when i played RO

people can put up with the craziest jargon i swear

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9154 05:25

On May 1, 2007, a Comcast headend replaced the Disney Channel's program Handy Manny with hard-core pornography for viewers in Lincroft, New Jersey. Comcast stated it was conducting an investigation into the event's cause but did not announce findings to the public.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (734)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 12:37

Faked her own death. Faked a terminal illness. Faked a miscarriage. Faked a suicide. Stole over 5 grand from me. Gave me a vd, made it my fault. The list goes on. It's my fault for believing any of it. But she hunted me down like easy prey when I was easy prey. I hope you really are dead Andria. Fuck you.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 16:57

Like, the completely dissociated "I'm calling you a cuck, for no reason" thing is sort of funny. But it's massively unfunny when they try to explain it, or extrapolate a logic path like "You let someone cut in line in front of you, you're a cuck".

It just weird that people try to get into the nitty gritty of what cuckolding is and isn't. It's already a weird enough fetish without having some 15 year old playing grand theft auto say they "cucked me" because they shot my car with a rocket launcher. Who's the bull in that situation? The rocket? Is the car my wife?

I just don't know anymore, man.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:18

spy

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:18

I used to care about stuff like this until I got a hobby. Now I have 48 vapes and have tried more ejuice flavors than I can count. My advice to OP and the tard he's arguing with is: pick up the vape.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 00:00

>>726 sort of like how calling people faggots is kind of funny, but the long, overly detailed arguments over why <thing> is or isn't gay are super unfunny.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 05:04

i just want to be able to pay a single low price on a product with huge development costs and no guarantee of success in a hugely competitive market and then enjoy free updated content and regular maintenance for at least five years

is that too much to ask

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 04:20

Money is power

Power is work / time

Therefore time is work / time

Time cancels with itself, and all that's left is work.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 07:28

Girl you look just like the girl I showed you and said you look like!!

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 18:09

"Africa" by Toto is popular again
Star Wars has new movies coming out
Russia is effectively meddling in global affairs
The United States elected a tv personality to POTUS and he cut taxes on the rich

It is the 80s again.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 22:36

I get really gay when I drink. I don't drink as much anymore. It's like no matter what I do when I drink, I always end up on grindr and a date for anonymous sex in a park bathroom.

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[Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (90)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:48

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 16:28

NBC shocked viewers Saturday night with a crude perverted sexual display that immediately followed the network’s breaking news announcement of the death of 2008 Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain of Arizona.

NBC followed the breaking news announcement by reporter Richard Lui by going straight to an America’s Got Talent segment that featured two topless men in orange pants performing on stage wearing dolphin heads while continuously simulating masturbating themselves in front of a marquee that read, “Dolphin Love Story”.
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Why won't this thing turn off?
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82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 20:03

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83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 04:07

A team of scientists announced today in the wake of Apple’s latest technological offerings that “anyone still a fan of this shit must be clinically retarded”.
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 15:33

(|||ω・)Hello everybody! My name is Ringupa!

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 15:34

(|||ω・)You all die in a week now!

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 08:39

(・-・) Oh good, I was getting bored of being alive.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 00:12

(|||ω・)You are already dead. You got liquified alive a while back.

(|||ω・)You were tasty.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 17:58

(|||ω・)In any case, the rest of you viewers at home should get your affairs in order before September 9156, 1993.

(|||ω・)Because you'll die then when I crawl out of your monitor or TV or smartphone or tablet or other display device and kill you on that date.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 18:52

( ・ω・) I know how this goes. It's time for the appropriate countermeasures.

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/  /   | |            ( `ハ´) How very kind of Mr. Clonepa to give me this VHS tape of kittens frolicking in the garden.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
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90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 20:23

One week later...
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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (841)

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Wonder Woman (44)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 10:55

Hey there ☺ , are you in for a quicky ? I am told that I'm very appealing to be the next wonder woman! I am tall, proportional voluptuous body and appropriate boobs, and I have a little [i]extra[/i] attraction on me! But not on heavy side, not BBW. Check out my profile here! http://hotnessrater.com/articles/2018/03/27/tamra-daes-killer-physique-is-truly-a-joy-to-behold-25-pictures

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9106 18:55

>>32 You're still jerkin' the gherkin to a cartoon character and that's pitiful... you're waifu a shit XD

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9111 09:48

>>35

Since you didn't have a childhood and hated cartoon characters so much, then perhaps a real-life-big-titties-look-alike-wonder-woman might cheer you up! 😍 http://i.imgur.com/FpnLZxF.jpg

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9111 10:04

do not click

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9111 14:48

>>36 I did have a childhood, but then I grew up. I like some cartoons, but I'm not aroused by them... so you enjoy your pictures of women dressed up as things from your childhood, and I will fondle the big titties of the girl sitting beside me here thank you

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:05

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:18

what's wrong with being a homosexual, you some kinda homophone?

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 07:26

>>39 Indeed, it's wonderful that the world is so full of different kinds of people, but you shouldn't be so incredulous that a grown man isn't interested in childish things, and has better things to do than look at sexy pictures pandering to manchildren on the Internet

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 16:44

there's nothing wrong with being homosexual but why wouldn't you like women dressed in sleazy costumes if you aren't?

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 21:43

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 10:08

>>1

Try to find and date an real wonder woman here instead of fantastic an unreal cartoon character here! http://www.anastasiadate.com/online-ladies.html

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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (384)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 13:42

I was dressed in girls' clothes waiting on a bus with some strangers. I was wearing a frilly tank top and a skirt, but my top was on backwards so I pulled my arms in to turn it around and accidentally exposed my nipples for a brief second. I was feeling pretty cute and confident and was hoping someone would come on to me like in an ero manga. When the bus pulled in across the street and we were all running across the street to get to it. We finished crossing the street and ended up in a neighborhood I recognized, but that shouldn't have been there. Then I was dragged to one of the people's house instead. I say house but it was more like a shed or a shack, with a bare wooden ceiling and bare wooden walls with cobwebs everywhere and only two dirty rooms, the sparse sunlight filtering into the building seemed itself to become grungy and dirty by contact with the place and made it look permanently like the sun was setting outside.

One of the people held me down and undressed me and stuck his dick in my ass but then pulled it out and turned on the TV. Everyone suddenly became transfixed by the TV, it was some show about a creepy puppet that seemed to go on for several actual in-dream days while I just laid there naked on the floor. Then one of the people pulled down a big piece of clear plastic that had been covering the ceiling, revealing that it was covered in literally millions of spiders and centipedes and beetles and such. When he did that, all the bugs started falling off the ceiling and landing on me and crawling all over my naked wet body. The one who pulled the plastic down started ranting at me that the bugs had always been there but that they were his friends only they didn't know any better than to crawl all over your body and that's why he put the plastic up, his mother was up there too watching over us, and when I looked up at the ceiling again there was a dirty skeleton in a tattered and rotten dress hanging from the ceiling, staring back down at us with its eye sockets full of spiders.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 22:04

>>370 That dream sounds positively amazing. Especially the bit about how it's basically all done in one take, and the scripts are vague and nobody really knows what they're meant to be doing.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 16:22

A man or it could have been a woman was lying face down on the floor. He was naked and had a gun in his hand. He shot himself a few times in the butt cheeks and then shot himself in the asshole. Then he turned over a little on his side and shot himself in the head. Throughout he was making what sounded like moans filtered through a voice changer. It sounded like the moans from the Max Headroom hijacking video. It was kind of creepy and I'm glad I woke up.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 16:38

Max von Sydow and I were reminiscing about our lives of high tech crime in a run down cyberpunk neighborhood. We laughed and drank a lot, and showed off various scars to a girl who'd been listening to us. Every now and then, we'd project POV holograms of our victims and laugh even more.

I was so damn disappointed when I woke up...

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 15:04

I had a dream where I had a combination jet pack (with wings)/laptop. As in, you could use it as a laptop, but then it could also change into a jet pack thing if you unfolded it.

I was being chased by Pewdiepie and he was trying to kill me, but he was trying to be playful about it. I don't know why he would be in my dream. I only saw one of his screaming videos on Youtube many years ago.

I was flying from city to city in order to escape Pewdiepie. I had to refuel my jet pack laptop thing at gas stations every now and then.

At one point, I was trying to impress a girl with my jet pack, but she thought it was dorky and tacky.

Later, I was getting tired of flying, so I found a river and there was a car-boat thing that looked like a 50 GMC combined with a boat (see: https://www.google.com/search?q=50+gmc&tbm=isch) and I just hopped in because the door was unlocked and I asked the guy if it was okay if I hitched a ride because Pewdiepie was following me and trying to kill me. The guy in the carboat thing was cool with it, but I noticed that he wasn't steering it or using the pedals, and he said it was a self-driving carboat.

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380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 16:15

I had a dream where I took a massive shit. I'm talking like a dozen times longer than a normal one, to the point that I had to break it off by clenching my butt and then flushed it multiple times before I was done. I woke up having to poo, and then I did.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:54

I was in prison being chased by a massive woman, and I stepped barefoot in chocolate and licked it off my foot.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 20:05

I was eating at my favorite sushi restaurant and my card got declined so I had to get my boss to cover me, then I woke up in a cold sweat.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 04:43

I was taking a class on a bluff. I was nervous sitting toward the edge, so I moved closer to the center. Near the end of the class a boat flew by and knocked one of my classmates off. The professor called 911 and got in an argument with the dispatcher then hung up without telling them where we were.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 08:48

I dreamt that I was really high. I went to bed in the middle of the afternoon. My girlfriend was talking to me but I couldn't hear her. Then I realized I couldn't hear anything. Everything was muffled except for a ringing like a fire alarm. I think she said there was someone at the door but I could barely understand her. She walked to get it and I walked to the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror and pulled a small paintbrush out of a pore in my nose.

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ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (77)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 23:18

Go ahead and dish; I promise it won't hurt their feelings.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 16:52

Fat babyfaced college age guy walking around with a my little pony and teddy bear hanging from his backpack, just like the Japanese girls do.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 06:51

white people past two:

"he's half china-person, half puerto rican"
girl: "i want to get in HIS PANTS"

(captcha: scare)

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 06:55

"freaks" is racis

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 07:17

>>69
This can't be real because asians have small cocks and girls hate small cocks

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 08:13

>>68 Girls do that everywhere, not just Japan

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 08:37

>>71

she said "half puerto rican" for a reason

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 09:40

>>73
So, half homeless?

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 23:54

I see this kid a lot, he's maybe 19 years old and he seems kinda slow, maybe not quite full retard but like Forest Gump retard. He just rides a bike around the neighborhood all day, but every time I see him he's on a different one, I'm pretty sure he steals them.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 11:23

Old dude at the grocery store buying nothing but like 15 24-packs of coke and a big bag of limes. They don't sell hard alcohol at grocery stores in my state so I'm 100% sure that his next stop was at the liquor store for some rum.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 18:16

Buncha white tech boys laughing to each other about how women are stupid for complaining about the size of the new iphone because it's not a problem for them personally

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the tinychan/lounge/ mindset (9)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 10:33

"anyone who disagrees with you is a cuck NPC"

never mind the fact that there are literally billions of people in the world who have different views than the small echo chamber of /lounge/

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET Likes To 2 GET : 1993-09-9151 12:11

All I know about /lounge/ is the line from that famous song "...and if you go to /lounge/, don't let red cream scare you away... something something... easy as pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie"

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 13:00

>>1
Go back there!

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 13:53

oh my god who CARES

is this your life now? ever since you were banned from dqn you go around to literally every textboard in existence spouting your shit and when they don't want you either you make a thread on a different board about how people from the first board are just nazis who cant handle alternate opinions. the problem is YOU you fucking loser, imagine how much of an obnoxious as hell autist fucking sperg you have to be when not even /lounge/ wants you.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 14:17

did redcream leaving indirectly cause their rampant decline in quality or did he just predict it and have the sensibility to bail out in time??

who am i kidding, /prog/(rider('s sequel)) has always been shit lol

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 18:06

>>4
No! Every single person on earth needs to agree with my stupidly specific views on anime, text art, shitty software being superior, and all discussion revolving around how stupid people who don't agree with my super specific conservative views that are too hip and cool to be alt-right. Anyone who isn't on board with this is a NAZI.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 02:21

What is tinychan? Tiny guy/girl called chan? 😆 I rather go and watch wonder woman than know what going on with Mr tiny chan!

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 08:49

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
     \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! //
 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+
        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +
   +     人      人      人     +
         (__)    (__)    (__)
  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +
.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +
      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 09:30

it's been a nice exercise in patience at least, holy SHIT
captcha: reheb, which i am going to

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (722)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 10:12

dqn deepmind

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 21:16

oldest surviving language

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 20:27

romania population decline why

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 21:56

etrian odyssey salad genocide

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 00:31

"life, liberty, and the fursuit of happiness"

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 00:13

what does the stay night in fate stay night mean

vc: noche

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 23:06

“Will be growing up terrorism”

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 05:28

>>719
give back racial search engine

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 18:12

mario kart toad halloween costume

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 00:36

>>718 I think it's meant to be "Still Night", but they forgot.
Of course, the night was anything but "still" during the Holy Grail Wars really, but maybe it's meant to be an ironic title.

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