Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.
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You seem to say "vachinacunt" a lot. You've got an odd obsession, judging by your profile. Do you actively search for videos you can use that word in a comment on? You really think it's that clever? Do all of your more serious looking friends on Google+ know you act like this? Ghost Adventures fan? Obama supporter? Live in Portland? My god you're a hopeless fucking hipster, aren't you? Vietnamese, I'm guessing. Lot of other zipperheads in your circle. I'm not gonna bother trying to confirm which of these facebooks I found is yours. What's it like being part of an ethnicity that has accomplished jack-all in history and constantly has to live under the shadow of two powers that argue over it? Word for the wise: make your profiles private if you intend to troll.
Because drawings of people riding bombs is funny.
Hope that helps.
Now my skin wants to run away
The trigger was sudden movement from her right. How symbolic.
Armed Black Male’s Lives, Not Older Than 29 Nor Younger Than 18, Who Are Poor Criminals, Suicidal or Crazy, and Who May Be Evading Arrest, Matter.
My joys and failures, mistakes and silliness, fears and triumphs, all have the same result: silence.
The only reason any Bernie supporters are attending the DNC is because it's so hot outside and they want to be around something shady.
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I've seen people misspell "were" as "where" several times in the past month. Never seen that before. I just don't get how they do it.
>>554 I was looking for unsweetened iced tea at the grocery store the other day and you'd think I was looking for a unicorn, there were tons of diet iced teas with aspartame and whatever else, but almost none that were just plain cold tea without a bunch of shit added.
I thought she was saying "good luck" she was saying "Oppai!"
YOU WALK ON THE SUBWAY IT MOVES AROUND
Mediocre chicken and excellent coleslaw.
Labelling something as a microaggression is a microaggression
The Weed Phantom Bernie Sander terrorizes rural hamlet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-football Not as interesting as it sounds
In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.
I dreamed that I had listened to a song from Batman vs Superman on some streaming site a while ago, and this gave a telemarketer access to my cell number. The caller ID gave him away, but he would say things like, "Hello, is Mr. Anon there? This is his boss. It's urgent." And then when I told him it was me, he said, "Seen Batman vs Superman yet?" and I made fun of him for advertising a failure of a movie. I tried to google it to see if this was happening to anybody else, but my keyboard had pictures of arms instead of letters and I couldn't get the whole thing typed out before waking up. My boss is a woman, too.
My home was converted into a debtor's prison, where I was held for failing to pay a debt that I didn't remember incurring. All the other prisoners were my age or younger. I joined a group of them trying to get through a crowd to put a specifically colored box in a specific place, then the wardens made us sleep outside in the rain.
I was wandering around an office or high school or similar building and met Carlos Santana's daughter, who had one arm and still managed to rock out on electric violin and we talked about some charity she was fronting. While she did that, I wrote out a little jazzy melody that worked with the secret Carlos Santana Chord Changes for her. She loved it. Later in the dream I heard her playing it on Sirius XM and found out she'd make millions off my song and sent me nothing.
I wish I could remember the melody now that I'm awake.
There were so many butterflies in my room that they started forming little piles on the floor.
I lived in a city where instead of bike lanes there were kayak lanes, people would kayak to work and try to catch fish on the way to eat for breakfast.
There was a new AAA Bionicle game released to the public, which I managed to get my hands on. It played a whole lot like Armored Core 4.
I was back in college and was feeling extremely tired and thought about how I still had years ahead of me before finishing, but then I felt the sensation that it was going to be so worth it once I finished, since I would receive my master degree, and also I was actually enjoying studying once again. And despite the long, sleepless night that was ahead of me, I smiled at the setting horizon thinking that what I was doing was good and fulfilling.
Then I woke up and realized that I had a long day ahead doing shit I hate and felt just as tired as I was in my dream but a lot less motivated.
I dreamt I was helping my ex shop for new furniture, and we were looking at TVs, and there was this mad Sega TV for sale; it was pretty big and black, and the back was all chunky ridges a bit like the Japanese Mega Drive cartridges, and it was backlit with dazzling blue light. It had a big Sega logo on the front, as well as big sort of handrails/pipes. I woke myself up saying out loud "so what kind of TV are you looking for" but she wasn't there.
Dad came by and told me he loves me.
Woke up feeling pretty good after that.
CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ]
I post one picture a day of my goats, nothing even slightly sexual,
║ Drowning ║
Sometimes people have to accept a product isn't for them, instead of acting like it should be for nobody.
It's where you say something, and the other person has to guess whether you're telling the truth or being a black person.
"Im so smart that I post ridiculous, half baked, unsophisticated, infantile memes with ludicrous, uninformed blanket statements."
Autechre - elseq 1-5
Genre: IDM / Glitch / Weird noises
Bedtime Story is my favorite.
I'm trying to find a song but I can't remember what it's called. I have it on my computer but I don't know what to look for because it's in moonspeak. I'll have it tagged as denpa but I think it's more like plainer moe EDM. There are two drops where the girl singing goes PUT YO FUCKIN HANDS UP, and EVERYBODY MAKE SOME NOISE. I think it might be nanahira but I can't remember, does anyone know?
Clonepa or Superman?
I'd put my money on princess Hitachi as an elephant as old as Hanako would probably accept death, and the rest are 2D fucking drawings so just use an eraser.
Hitler or Mussolini, hand to hand.
Jim Carrey starts off strong by putting the Mask from the movie "The Mask" on, but Myers brings it right back at him by transforming into Shrek. Carry unloads a full tommy gun clip into Myers, but to no avail, because Shrek is just a CG animation. Carry then removes the mask and becomes ACE VENTURA and summons an army of assorted animals to attack Myers. Myers can no longer take it so he transforms into Austin Powers and bites off all of the monsters heads with his large teeth. As Ace, Carry is woeful at the loss of all of his animal friends. Carry gives up Mike Myers wins.
C9 Mango VS. Reynad
Reynad's forehead strikes terror into even the greatest of men. Mango is no match.
Queen Elizabeth II armed with a crossbow vs Emperor Akihito armed with a shortsword
Lizzy is a skilled sharpshooter and ten'nou heika is working on plans to abdicate due to poor health, plus the natural disadvantage of having a melee weapon against someone with a ranged weapon. Elizabeth II is the clear winner, I think.
10 clones of Hulk Hogan in his prime vs an enraged silverback gorilla.
This comes down to the Donkey Kongs vs Pomeranians issue seen in >>123,124; namely, does the silverback fight the Hulk Hogans one by one or all at once? One by one, I can see this being an easy win for the gorilla, but against all at once, even some basic coordination could result in one or two Hogans holding down each limb, safely incapacitating the gorilla.
A little girl dressed in boys' clothing vs a little boy dressed in girls' clothing
Boys are stronger than girls plus the added freedom of a dress will improve the boy's movement capabilities.
Fingers vs toes
It comes down to STR vs DEX: the toes are stronger, but the fingers more agile. I would expect fingers to win because they can cooperate better.
Unless Kirby can inhale him absolutely instantly and stay like that, Jotaro's Star Platinum will squish him like a bug.
You vs your sibling closest to you in age, both parties armed with daggers.
ITT we stretch the previous poster's joke even thinner.
[MIAMI]The previous poster lives in Florida[SOUTH BEACH]
[ORZ][EXISTENTIAL CRISIS]What are we doing with our lives?[REGRET][SADNESS]
[ORIGAMI] ITT we fold 1000 paper cranes, one per post [CURE LEUKAEMIA]
[Pedantry]ITT we correct minor grammatical errors of the previous poster[Prescriptivism]
[Disappointment] Post ITT every time your expectations are not met, Part XVII [Sad] [Self-reflection]
[EXISTENTIAL] ITT we're all parts of one giant all-encompassing unit, rather than independent beings with free will [EPISTEMOLOGY]
[COUNTEREXAMPLE] ITT we disprove the previous post [REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM]
[SELF-DEPRECATION] ITT we list our flaws [BUMMER]
[GUGUGU] ITT we attempt to convey our current mood using only the letters U and G [UGUU]
Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!
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I watch my anime raw because I'm just hardcore like that.
My friends keep calling me to go to the mall. You could say that they're malling me. But you wouldn't, because that's stupid.
Hear ye! Hear ye!