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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (829) 2: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (213) 3: ( ・∀・)My name is Squeeks and this is part III (930) 4: ITT your last google search [PART II] (396) 5: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (152) 6: ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (426) 7: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (480) 8: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (339) 9: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (869) 10: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (278) 11: ITT we bump really old threads. (27) 12: [Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (623) 13: DQN DQN LOL (18) 14: Dead Nigger Storage (30) 15: ( ˃ Д˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (159) 16: ITT we are all alone for Christmas [as usual] (40) 17: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (40) 18: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (289) 19: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (162) 20: [Part the first] The previous poster is a turd [Poopy] (27) 21: 1993-09-7777 [Dates][Numerology] (4) 22: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (502) 23: [DQN] Post without thinking [Shitty thread] (210) 24: I'm Duke Nukem (5) 25: (* °々・) Post Confusing Things! [gibbelsig] (108) 26: Welcome to Operation HR4681 (2) 27: Please stfu about Omega Ruby and Alpha Saphire. (10) 28: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (286) 29: [Mitten] Emergency Mittens [Discussion] (37) 30:   (18) 31: ITT we come up with our own captchas (5) 32: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (442) 33: Only prime numbers may talk (411) 34: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (747) 35: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (509) 36: Best song thread eva [SONG] (17) 37: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (373) 38: Hey, lighten up, man... (60) 39: [SAITAMA][News] Man scrambles out just before train slams van [Emergency] (59) 40: [ART] Draw something about Channel4! [CREATIVITY] [ORIGINAL CONTENT] (26)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (829)

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 22:51

http://i.imgur.com/skZtjm0.png
I love this game so much.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 01:17

Broken.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 02:21

You know what Uncle Markiplier says: F you in the A, and have a nice day.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 02:28

>>822
Youtube e-celebrities are garbage.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 02:37

>>823
You're garbage.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 02:52

We have the best GM in the whole world here. I'm a secret admirer.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 03:41

>>824
This is true, but my point still stands.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 04:37

( ゚ ヮ゚)I got my first gay boner today

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 04:40

Oniichan's penis

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 05:05

>>827
There's no turning back.

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (213)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 08:33

Duck and cover.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 00:49

>>201
You take the appearance of the eccentric levitating young mistress to be a sign that things are about to take a turn for the surreal. In all likelihood, she probably isn't even real. Maybe you're in the midst of a lucid dream, or maybe you accidentally imbibed some sort of hallucinogenic earlier, or maybe you're simply losing your mind and she is the embodiment of your guilt over robbing some innocent person's camp earlier.

"Never mind that, won't you join me in partaking of some of those delectable looking clouds instead?" you suggest conspiratorially. You try to will yourself to start flying away towards the horizon, but remain obstinately earthbound. "As you wish," the girl says, carefully enunciating each word, her smile growing unnaturally wide.

Next thing you know, your vision goes entirely white, and you feel a cold, damp sensation across your entire body. Air rushes into your face, flowing ever ever faster, until suddenly you find yourself several hundred metres above the ground, plummeting towards the ground at terminal velocity. As far as you can see is nothing but rainforest, broken in places by occasional rivers, lakes, mountains, and the roofs of a few concrete buildings that look rather out of place.

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206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 02:08

Find the nearest suitable drawing implement and sketch the girl in lilac eating a penis, literally masticating it.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 04:01

Find a sharp rock. Cut the tripwire by the stairs.
Carefully disable bear trap. Trigger it with a medium-sized object if necessary.
Take bear trap and set off into the forest, looking for tracks.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 11:02

Exclaim, "Jack, you moron, I'm going to be killed because of you!"

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 00:19

>>206
Despite a thorough search of the room you're in, the blockade on the stairs and the area immediately outside the building, you turn up nothing that could easily leave at least a semi-permanent mark on a surface. Lacking anything more suitable, you attempt to engrave an image into the wall using the nail file you picked up earlier. The result is a faint, scratchy, angular affair, almost entirely unrecognisable even as a human figure, let alone as an image of the girl in lilac, let alone her engaging in some sort of act of erotic cannibalism.

>>207
You cannot find any sharp rocks - the stones in the streambed of the brook are all worn perfectly smooth, and the masonry of the building, though unexceptional, is not poor enough to yield usable broken pieces. Lacking anything more suitable, you attempt to cut the tripwire using the nail file you picked up earlier. You succeed.

You begin to descend cautiously, but, focussed as you are on the beartrap, you fail to notice that one of the steps has been waxed. Overbalanced by the canned meat and other miscellanea you are carrying, you slip and hurtle forwards into the eagerly awaiting jaws of the trap. You die.

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210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 00:24

Be Jack.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 00:39

Go to the white building and take shelter.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 01:28

Jack off

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 02:24

Fall down and break your crown.

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( ・∀・)My name is Squeeks and this is part III (930)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 06:32

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread has peacefully begun.
 (つ   つ 
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921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 04:31

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm a child!
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922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 12:26

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I use space most efficiently!
 (つ   つ 
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923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 18:45

  | ̄ ̄|  
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 ( ・∀・) < Ma name's Sqyooks and I'm your 'merican daddy!
 (つ   つ 
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924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 02:21

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I didn't really say all this stuff myself.
 (つ   つ 
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925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 02:33

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm one hundred percent nigger.
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926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 22:00

縲€縲€縲€莠コ縲€縲€縲€縲€縲€
縲€縲€・茨シソ_・峨€€縲€縲€縲€
縲€ ・茨シソ・ソ・峨€€縲€縲€
縲€・� ・ソ・ソ ・峨€€縲€縲€縲€
縲€・医€€繝サ竏€繝サ・峨€€・� My name is Squeeks and oh god what is happen
縲€・医▽縲€縲€ 縺、縲€
縲€・� ・懊€€|縲€縲€縲€縲€縲€
縲€・・・ソ・会シソ・

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 21:18

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and that's what your mom said.
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928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 01:34

,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
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 ( ・∀・) < My Squeeks is name and welcome to soviet russia.
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929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 14:13


   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and it's Winter.
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930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 23:40

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (396)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 01:09

nanahira denpa

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 17:57

nearest black hole to earth

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 23:47

false strawberry

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 00:31

lolly scramble

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 23:34

wave particle duality

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 12:10

site:aq

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 19:20

grandma falling down stairs allahu akbar

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 22:56

Messier 88

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 23:01

"girl in lilac"

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 23:37

"poverty moe"

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (152)

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 21:17

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 15:34

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 18:59

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 19:59

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 01:48

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 03:16

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 21:47

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 03:11

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 18:53

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ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (426)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 23:16

Wake up, sleepy head!

...

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 16:03

Settle for ejaculating on dead sorceress' ample breasts.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 17:32

Adopt fishlizard babies as our own.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 17:48

>>417 >>418
You don't see any of those things here.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 18:42

Settle for ejaculating on King Atlantis' ample chest.

vc: quip

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 23:16

>>420
You engage in acts far too lewd to be described on a family textboard with King Atlantis XIV, with a particular focus on his magnificently slick, rippling pectoral muscles. You find it to be greatly enjoyable, and so does he.

"You have opened my eyes to a whole new world." says the King, "Henceforth the city of Atlantis and the lands of Lizandinavia shall be allied. Furthermore I would ask that we be wed that you may reign alongside me as my... uhhh... queen?"

"Sire," you wonder aloud, "Is that legal?"

"I will make it legal." the king answers.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 04:17

Accept offer, then eat the king at the wedding. Declare self supreme commander of both Atlantis and Lizandinavia.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 06:09

Touch oniichan's penis.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 13:13

Teach Viking battle chant to your newfound subordinates.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 15:18

>>422
You cheerfully accept the offer and bide your time with the king until the wedding ceremonies. When the customary kiss is to take place, you give things a little extra oomph.

You bite King Atlantis for 1d6 damage, injuring him by 3 HP.

"Oooh, kinky." says the king.

You bite King Atlantis for 1d6 damage, injuring him by 3 HP.

"Ahhhhhn." says the king.

You bite King Atlantis for 1d6 damage, injuring him by 2 HP.

"That tickles!" says the king.

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426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 16:27

Take a crew of Atlantis' best warriors and sail the dragon ship to the land of ninjas to finally put them in their place!

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (480)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 03:13

I would like to offer myself to a scientific institute as a test subject to be sent into a black hole. If there are any people who know how I could make this dream a reality please contact me. This is not a joke. I am completely Sincere in my proposition.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 18:02

It's topics like this that make me not want to have kids. Not because I am afraid of something like "birth trauma" but because I am afraid of becoming the kind of woman in which every little goddamn thing that doesn't reaffirm my sense of goddess-like birth wonder causes me to assume that I am being violated in some sense.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 00:39

I use it all the time, it works well. I get dry lips a lot. I think it's because I can't breathe through my nose a lot. My nose is crooked and sometimes I can only breathe through one nostril, especially at night. I sleep with my mouth open a lot. Not sure why, I remember I got a soccer ball kicked into my nose as a kid and my nose bleed a lot because of it. Also I used to snort cocaine, that might have something to do with it. I talked to my doctor about it and asked if he could refer me to a specialist, but he basically just told me to use chapstick and drink more water.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 21:51

If you're in a rut, spear a hog.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 17:49

All I heard was "ERMERGERD! THE DOSBOX SPLASH SCREEN HERTZ MEY ANUS!"

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 00:29

Life would be so much better if there were lolis doing random jobs. Imagine a place where jobs like baristas, librarians, mechanics, farmers, missionaries, barbers, bakers, and mail/package delivery were all done by lolis. I would be able to wake up, check to see if I got a package by the loli mailgirl, walk down the street to get a coffee made by a loli, walk across the street and get some cookies made by a loli, and then walk home.

Literally for once in my life I would feel like I could see the point in having a job, because then I could be around lolis. It would also get me out of my room more than now. As things are now I haven't ever had a job and I haven't left the house in two months.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 01:53

Yes. This game is basically a shitty version of Corpse Party.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 02:02

I'm sorry, I thought this was a book about birth control and Jesus, but it appears to be written in FORTRAN.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 05:01

"she is naked with nudity".... best comment ever lol oh no, she should be naked with clothes

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 12:52

The sulfur chemistry of FOOF remains unexplored, so if you feel like whipping up a batch of Satan's kimchi, go right ahead.

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (339)

1 Name: (☞゚∀゚)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43

Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 03:07

>>328
That's what she said

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 03:13

too deop for you

332 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7779 10:50

Well, my fluffies, let's make this thread ratter! Rodents are cute.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 13:49

Come on, lets go!

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 20:03

This lemon is sour.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 21:16

My homie Willie S. writes with a quill.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 23:16

I went back in time and <i>fawt</i> Ghandi. He won.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 00:23

Meh, it's not the biggest I've ever seen, but it's bigeish.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 00:58

Before you nudge it in the fudge, remember that you can't unnudge.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 05:01

Please refrain from quefeing in my bed.

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (869)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 01:25

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862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 00:29

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 20:01

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 21:58

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 16:22

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (278)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 16:27

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  ( ´ー`)    < Proboscis. NEXT!
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270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 17:09

At sunrise we will dance the hempin jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The afterlife awaits

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 21:10

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272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 17:43

Batesian mimicry

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 18:04

TEACHER: Give me a sentence starting with "I".
STUDENT: I is...
TEACHER: No, always say "I am".
STUDENT: Alright. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 20:53

Eye'm the strongest!

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 21:36

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 06:55

Greek mythology says redheads turn to vampires after death. Just one question, Bram Stocker vampire or Twilight vampire? There’s a slight difference.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 18:51

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 01:53

I'm sorry, I thought this was a book about birth control and Jesus, but it appears to be written in FORTRAN.

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