The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: ITT your last google search [PART II] (383) 2: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (469) 3: [Part the first] The previous poster is a turd [Poopy] (27) 4: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (190) 5: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (333) 6: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (753) 7: ( ˃ Д˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (154) 8: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (149) 9: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (271) 10: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (864) 11: ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (396) 12: 1993-09-7777 [Dates][Numerology] (4) 13: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (159) 14: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (502) 15: [DQN] Post without thinking [Shitty thread] (210) 16: I'm Duke Nukem (5) 17: (* °々・) Post Confusing Things! [gibbelsig] (108) 18: Welcome to Operation HR4681 (2) 19: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (288) 20: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (39) 21: Please stfu about Omega Ruby and Alpha Saphire. (10) 22: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (286) 23: [Mitten] Emergency Mittens [Discussion] (37) 24:   (18) 25: ITT we come up with our own captchas (5) 26: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (442) 27: Only prime numbers may talk (411) 28: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (747) 29: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (509) 30: Best song thread eva [SONG] (17) 31: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (373) 32: Hey, lighten up, man... (60) 33: [SAITAMA][News] Man scrambles out just before train slams van [Emergency] (59) 34: [ART] Draw something about Channel4! [CREATIVITY] [ORIGINAL CONTENT] (26) 35: DQN Fanart? (18) 36: [Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (620) 37: ITT the previous poster has a bird (9) 38: [4CHAN] Meeting 04/29/05 [LOL] (20) 39: DQN Doesn't exist (10) 40: ITT the previous poster is on Third (6)

ITT your last google search [PART II] (383)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 03:47

"summer holiday diseases colouring book"

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 23:50

narratology

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 02:22

einstein-rosen bridge to gensokyo

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 15:45

einstein-rosen bridge

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 22:12

touhou 06 60 fps wine

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 22:20

>>378
Try running custom_e.exe and ticking "Force 60 frames".

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 00:47

loli fluid dynamics

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 00:52

>>379
I tried that, now it runs at around 65 fps. Apparently it's a known issue.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 01:07

"children of scrotum"

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 16:40

burrowing owls

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (469)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 16:51

>>459 Given the quality of stuff that state owned enterprises produce, I think wiping my ass with a pine cone would be better than government issue toilet paper.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 22:05

There has not been any conclusive studies that show an association between smoking marijuana and gynecomastia.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 00:16

Overrated. Wind power is more effective in my opinion.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 22:03

mike's wang started the mike's wang joke because it is a sentient wang 

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 22:08

This was a good video but I got really spooked when mike started talking about skeletons, and how there could even be one inside you.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 22:47

To be fair, all these people can't keep his penis "out of their mouth".

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 22:59

pamela anderson requiring an introduction has irrevocably aged me.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 10:38

Can you start a separate channel where it's just you trying to say words like "polka dot" and "robot" over and over?

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 10:39

When I first saw the thumbnail I thought he actually had a giant flaming
penis with a mega-sperm emerging.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 16:20

Agreed. The whole point to this character existing is "look at me, I am gay. I exist to be gay and am all about being gay." Now that I wrote that down maybe art does imitate life?

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[Part the first] The previous poster is a turd [Poopy] (27)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 23:07

>>0 clogged my toilet.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 13:16

>>17 is Mr. Hankey.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 16:14

It's bad when >>18 is in a urinal, mmkay.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 17:15

Hey, >>19! Get out of the punch bowl!

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 00:26

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 16:53

>>21 Created a big splash while annoucing his entry to this world.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 13:35

>>22 won't even blend.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 15:14

>>23 is full of nasty little undigested seeds from nasty "health" bread.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 20:10

>>24 is the chili dog I'm currently racing home.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 02:07

>>25 is studded with corn kernels.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 16:16

>>26 Is nutty

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (190)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 01:43

Also be sure to bring the food with us.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 01:58

Move your ass to shit on this gay cock.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 07:02

Make sure to read our new testament at the first light of day.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 15:39

Make sure our testament is free as in freedom.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 01:25

>>180,181,183
Displaying, thankfully, some modicum of common sense, you crawl into the meagre shelter you found earlier, curl up on one side and attempt to fall asleep. It is not easy. Firstly, the structure seems to have been built by/for someone of substantially shorter stature than you, leaving your feet outside in the rain and mud. Your ribs are still sore from the corporal punishment you received earlier, back at the camp, meaning you struggle to find any position to lie in which doesn't put weight on at least one of your sore points.

What truly keeps you from sleep, however, is the noises from outside. A few times you hear long, low rumbling noises, as of distant thunder, but which last for thirty seconds at a time and seem to Doppler slightly as you listen, as though the source of the noise is moving. Three times you are shocked awake by the high-pitched chattering and howling of wild animals, once very nearby indeed.

At last, the sky is reclaimed by sunlight and you are forced awake. Through aching eyes and a faint headache, you crawl out of your abode to inspect your surroundings. The rain has ceased at last, only to be replaced by a dull, white haze through which the rays of the morning sun filter, like bad coffee. You begin by reading the crumpled, water stained sheet of paper that had been by your side all night. It is written in black ink, in enormous, looping ornate letters. It seems to be a letter, but the salutation, valediction and much of the contents are illegible. You manage to work read:

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186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 01:56

Enter with a proud strut in defiance of the banner.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 02:08

contemplate the origins of the universe

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 03:06

>>185,186
Offer some food to whoever is in the building as a gesture of goodwill.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 06:39

Lift up shirt and present chest as a gesture of goodwill.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 15:18

Spread the good word of the sacred Eve Inforest.

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (333)

1 Name: (☞゚∀゚)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43

Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 01:52

This goofy video is most faveable.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 17:00

Do you put your noums before your adjectives?

326 Name: (*゚O゚)    (゚͡ω゚͡) : 1993-09-7778 20:30

No, Sir-or-Madam, I don't ``wanna yiff''!

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 21:30

Lizard Viking is a total RILF: Reptile I'd Like to Fuck

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 00:59

The direction this thread is taking makes me rather uneze.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 01:15

>>328
Are you afraid it will inite the furries in?

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 03:07

>>328
That's what she said

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 03:13

too deop for you

332 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7779 10:50

Well, my fluffies, let's make this thread ratter! Rodents are cute.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 13:49

Come on, lets go!
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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (753)

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 22:37

So many rotting mutilated corpses, so little time.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 22:37

ALL LUCKY 7s!

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 10:37

fancy words to make me sound smart

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 16:24

Eating pistachios pistachios at work~~

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 17:04

I should've put "faint" in the name.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 00:07

Dammit, we should've tried for >>777 on the 7777th! It would've been within our grasp!

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 00:42

I thought it was 髪切る, not 噛み切る.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 00:46

I made a couple dubs posts on a few western text boards and now there seem to be a few other shitposters who have caught on and are now also engaging in dubs shitposting.
I feel bad now.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 03:10

>>751
SAoVQ in particular seems to be inundated with shitposting right now. It doesn't seem to have really reached us here, or maybe it's just that being inundated with shitposting is the normal state of dqn.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 12:06

Two dimensions is enough for anyone.

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( ˃ Д˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (154)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 18:21

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK THOSE STUPID MITTENS!

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7599 00:00

( ・-・) >>144 I spent a few years attempting this in vain, and then accidentally encountered a lucid dream one night long after I had given up.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 16:20

( ˃ Д˂) FEMINISTS EVERYWHERE!

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 21:02

           ((((⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒))))
      fwoosh  (((((     )))))
             (((((   ))))).
                |  |    I HATE THE INTERNET!!
                  _,,_   ____ _
             ∩(#`Д´) |  |@j|〕二l
             ヽ |  .,-ー |  |llロ|二l'
              (_ | ̄ ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
                 ┗┳|___|____|

148 Name: (>*o*)> : 1993-09-7621 22:43

Is this still relevant

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 00:12

( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING IN HUMAN SOCIETY IS BASED UPON A BUNCH OF MEANINGLESS CONVENTIONS. MONEY IS NOTHING, ELECTRONIC MONEY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. WHAT'S THE WORTH OF A DOLLAR WITHOUT GOLD? ECONOMY IS JUST TRYING TO WRIGGLE AROUND AND KEEP AN ILLUSION OF WELL-BEING, OTHERWISE WE WOULD DESCEND INTO A SIMILAR STATE TO NORTH KOREA. WHAT IS THE GOLD'S WORTH AFTER ALL? ASIDE FROM SOMEBODY MAKING IT SO BECAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND MUCH OF IT.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 13:17

( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE AS AWFUL AS TO TRY TO SCREW PEOPLE'S LIVES OVER SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THEM AT ALL

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 17:52

( ˃ Д˂) I WAITED AS LONG AS I COULD TO TAKE A SHOWER AND OF COURSE NOW THAT I'VE DONE SO, I SUDDENLY NEED TO SHIT!

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK, BODY?

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 02:17

( ˃ Д˂) I SPILLED WATER ON MY ONLY PS3 CONTROLLER! NOW IT DOESN'T WORK! FUCK! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO PLAY GAMES THAT MY PC CAN HANDLE! A WHOLE TORRENT OF romS ISN'T GOING TO HELP ME!

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7674 16:22

( ˃ Д˂) MY CAT PUKED AND I STEPPED IN IT AND NOW MY LAST PAIR OF CLEAN SOCKS ARE WET AND STINKY!

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 00:32

"Your download will begin in 5 seconds"
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO SITES DO THIS SHIT? HOW ABOUT DOWNLOADING RIGHT AWAY INSTEAD OF WASTING MY TIME ON THIS EXTRA PAGE?

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (149)

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 02:46

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 04:24

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 13:26

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 21:17

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145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 18:59

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (271)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 17:04

As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.

... Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 19:57

If you didn't already find creamed corn disturbing, you will now.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 15:13

zevk-ü sefa içinde yaşamak

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 15:17

>>258
At first glance this looked like it meant someone's (possibly a budding pubescent loli in the flower of her youth) chest became large, but apparently it's actually a set phrase that is similar in meaning to "welled up with emotion"

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 19:09

処刑

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 05:55

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 14:28

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 16:27

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  ( ´ー`)    < Proboscis. NEXT!
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 17:09

At sunrise we will dance the hempin jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The afterlife awaits

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 21:10

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (864)

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