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1: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (196) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#16] (740) 3: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (418) 4: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (765) 5: ITT your last google search [PART II] (494) 6: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (653) 7: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (396) 8: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (217) 9: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (957) 10: [Part L] ( ´゚ω゚`) Grandpa [dead] (919) 11: ITT: ITT (9) 12: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (612) 13: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (216) 14: I would enjoy the opportunity (4) 15: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (296) 16: Popular Mechanics: "DQN could be the future of AI" (15) 17: ( ˃ Д˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (165) 18: Gnarled penis (3) 19: (◕ ◡ ◕) Post things that are just plain awesome. (209) 20: [Hygiene][Personal] Bump this thread every time you take a shower! (17) 21: [Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (570) 22: [Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (664) 23: ITT the previous poster is a Capitalist (28) 24: ( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things (471) 25: ITT We Say "bumsex" 6 times (66) 26: ( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (882) 27: Only prime numbers may talk (426) 28: ITT the previous poster is a panda (909) 29: help me DQN (20) 30: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (313) 31: [DQN] Name change! (89) 32: [QUALITY]DQN'S favourite words (161) 33: When is it appropriate to release emergency mittens? (6) 34: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (563) 35: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (407) 36: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (409) 37: [CYOA] Choose your own adventure! [DQN STORYTIME] (64) 38: 4chan (23) 39: When is it appropriate to j-j-j-jam it in? (6) 40: Kakumei-teki himote doumei: the revolutionary grouping of men that women are not attracted to (9)

[NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (196)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7402 05:43

The shirt was

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 00:00

"Does pumpernickel mean farting goblin?" wondered

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 00:06

Randy's shirt.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 00:36

As Randy's shirt pondered the implications of such quandaries, it realized that it was a shirt, a fairly nice shirt, but a shirt nonetheless. Thus began Randy's Shirt's existential crisis. He sought answers, calling out,"

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 16:39

I need answers". He hadn't a way with words, but instead Randy's shirt presented quality craftmanship, with resistant fabric yet delicate to the touch, and sober finishes on its sleeves. As far as nice shirts go, Randy's was clearly among

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 16:43

the nicest of the nice.

Randy looked around, wondering who needed answers.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 04:35

Meanwhile, the pumpernickel sandwich was

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 19:28

just sitting there, uneaten. It smelled slightly like goblin farts.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 22:51

Jolly Bean

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 23:22

wished that he had a nice shirt, instead of the off-the-rack lime green number he currently wore. "If only

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 20:58

I had a nice shirt, instead of this off-the-rack lime green number", he uttered,

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#16] (740)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 01:19

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 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´∀`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
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731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 15:43

>>730
You mean like BloodBorne™ for the Sony Playstation 4™?

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 17:30

lorg pnis

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 22:43

Brekfut tea.
...at nite.
So tite.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 12:55

>>731
No, you mean like The Order: 1886, for all systems.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 17:42

Weird bald man and tiny cute redhead

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 18:22

Well, that's 3 out of 10 so far.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 19:34

Some of the triangles have flown away.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 11:26

I am not upset.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 13:56

My mystery train has again arrived at putting it off.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 20:15

Similarly vague sentiment

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (418)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 16:09

And when your small fry aggravate you, do you call them bad narders or young gommels or brazen faggots or bedlamer boys or noggyheads?

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 16:33

>>408
I like to taunt guys who say that further by telling them that what they are saying is politics, and they should follow netiquette and keep it out.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7872 23:30

Then a company like Wintersoft comes along and offers a game like Ring of Darkness. You don't care that it's a breathtakingly obvious ripoff of Ultima; it's not like Richard Garriott--the prick who has the audacity to call himself Lord British--was porting his stuff to your little Welsh machine. It's all you have, and you love it.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7873 21:05

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You drive; I'll man the guns."

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 01:22

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 05:50

[$swapprefix(%album artist%) -]

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 23:55

Im learning how to program Java so I can become a make a video game when I grow up or hack for the better (cia hacking)

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 18:01

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 19:59

smooooch ・∀・

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 18:21

Peter Ruecker of the gliding club said: 'He was happy he had the job with Germanwings and he was doing well. He gave off a good feeling.'

On some pilot forums, friends of the dead man said: 'He had a lot of loyalty for a hired pilot and was a big guy for his family and friends.

'I don't know what God has in store for Andreas but I hope it fits his Master Plan which Andreas was always getting caught in. It's a shame that this one time he didn't fly so good. RIP, Andreas, hopefully you'll get to bring friends wherever you are.'

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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (765)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7872 22:46

>>777 takes the water out of fire trucks, and replaces it with kerosene.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7872 23:07

>>777 sells Chryslers for a living.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 00:30

>>777 sells children for a living.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 00:39

>>777 takes his luck for granted

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 20:26

>>777 swears to God he brought Aeris back to life, and he'll tell you how to do it for 50 dollars.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 21:59

>>777 detonates warheads in densely populated areas.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 23:08

>>777 is a war head who continuously foments strife between nations.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 05:03

Kids are cruel, and >>777 is very in touch with his inner child.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 15:05

>>777 walks around convenience stores poking holes in condom packages with a needle.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 17:42

>>777 Has several more tips for women who want to get pregnant by men who don't want to impregnate them.

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (494)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 18:10

cripples with dimples

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 20:30

frangipane

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 21:44

dark priest shaft

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 00:10

woman tempted by food stock photo

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 05:19

frustrated man at computer stock photo

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 20:59

fruit leather

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 14:53

MOTAS

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 20:37

"tengu the greedyjew"

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7867 17:36

little penguin

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 15:45

"the more you struggle"

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (653)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 14:00

I will NEVER hire a liberal arts major from any college unless they admit they were idiots and are repentant for being so.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 23:14

Nihilism is a muffled fart in a coffin six feet under wet dirt.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 16:53

As a guy with a decent head of hair, forced baldness would drive me to evil vengeance as well.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 18:20

GREAT, SO NOW ON TOP OF BEING MISTAKEN FOR EVERY DAMN RANDOM CREATURE IN HISTORY, I'M GONNA BE TOLD STORIES OF HOW I WAS A CHILD-RESCUING GHOST SPIDER?

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 19:12

I never knew Apple deliberately set out to become the Scientology of computers.

I just thought that was a happy accident.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 19:24

Right you are:

Give someone a fat lip - fired

Rape children for 40 years - not fired

Crazy to even suggest a double standard.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 19:39

I call it a a radar detector. But obviously they're all radar and laser detectors. How far along the spectrum are you, just out of curiosity?

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 21:50

>>649
Was this one about Jeremy Clarkson and Bill Cosby by any chance

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 21:58

>>651
Jeremy and Jimmy Saville, actually.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 04:08

Moore betrayed Rorschach, as he betrays all his characters. His Rorschach is no more the real, true Rorschach than his Alice, Dorothy, and Wendy are the real girls.

The fool depicts his enemy as a weakling and is surprised to find him a hero.
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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (396)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 14:14

Exasperate on a Pontic topic

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 15:43

Exfoliate in a pentagonal tropic

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 15:46

Exacerbate a pantheistic torpor

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 16:29

Be Rupert.
Rampage. Rampage.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 13:26

Be Jack. Check inventory and skills.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 13:32

Call the pentagon for support

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 15:13

Call a paragon for moral support.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 23:35

>>386
Alas, your amnesia means you have somewhat lost the plot, so to speak. You have no idea where you are or why you're here, or if there is even a reason for you to be here at all. In terms of your own internal narrative, so far you have woken up - without your memory - in a small dilapidated building in the middle of a rainforest with your father, Aaron, your sister, Jack, and a cat named Theodore. There was a horrible storm in the night, during which Jack vanished.

In the morning, you and Aaron set off to look for her. The two of you ended up being swept away downstream by a flooded river, coming ashore only to find a brontosaurus, of all things. Aaron ran away into the forest, but you, remaining behind, succeeded in taming the beast, whom you named Rupert. You and Rupert spent the night outdoors - a night that you've been trying your very best to forget about.

In the morning, the two of you embarked southwards, coming across a large building complex centred around a hexagonal atrium. Inside, you found Theodore, and the two of you ascended to the roof, where you were stranded for a while. You were rescued by Jack, but were separated from Theodore in the process. You spent the night with her in the depths of the building. She looked and behaved a little different to how you remember her, and even called herself "Conundrum-chan" instead of Jack. Before leaving, she implored you to gather as many people as possible and bring them to a building on the other side of the river.

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395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 23:36

>>390
You cannot play as Rupert; you can only play as members of your current party.

You stomp around in the undergrowth, taking out your frustrations on the defenceless weeds at your feet. You feel slightly better for it.

>>391
You are now playing as Jack Aaronova. The events of last night have left quite an impression on you, and you feel unable to deal with the endless torrent of existence flowing through you just now. More than anything you'd like a good night's sleep, but you know full well your nightmares were bad enough even before they started bleeding into reality.

You currently possess only the tattered seifuku you are wearing and the bloodied stone dagger in your hand. You have level 7 ailuromancy, and thereby have access to the following skills:

  • Basic ailuromantic weather prediction (active skill): can accurately predict the weather for the next six hours by observing at least one cat's behaviour for a period of at least one minute.
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396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 00:36

Test yourself to ensure you haven't caught toxoplasmosis from cat exposure.

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (217)

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (957)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 01:25

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 03:23

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 22:02

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952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7867 01:07

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7867 01:31

>>952
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category_talk:Fictional_balls

>This category is very silly.
>Yes, it is a load of balls.

lol

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7868 16:04

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[Part L] ( ´゚ω゚`) Grandpa [dead] (919)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05

( ´゚ω゚`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 03:07

   ∧_∧
  ( ´ω`) I thought you'd be taller.
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)  /|\(;,;)/|\

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 07:44

          ∧_∧        
          ( ´ω`)        /|\(;,;)/|\  I am
          (    )        (    ) 
          | | |         | | | 
          (__)_)       (_(_) 

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 22:44

          ∧_∧        
          ( ´ω`)        /|\(;,;)/|\  What's happening?
          (    )        (    ) 
          | | |         | | | 
          (__)_)       (_(_) 

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 04:06


          ∧_∧        
          ( ´ω`)        /|\(;,;)/|\  WHARRRGARBL
          (    )        (    ) 
          | | |         | | | 
          (__)_)       (_(_) 

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 20:19

dicks

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 01:43

( ・ωメ) Hay guys I just got back from my Halliburton contract and wa HOLY FUCKHAMMER OF GOD what is going on in this thread?

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 17:22

( ´ω`)

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 17:31

( ´ω`) I see you got wounded, >>915. I got hit by a Mojibake myself a few years back. Before the surgical reconstruction, I looked like

( ツエマ荏) This! Could be worse, though. A friend of mine was closer to the blast radius than I was.

( ・ゑスエ・剰刻) He looks like this now.

( 繝サ繧托スス・エ繝サ蜑ー蛻サ) Oh, hi Grandpa! Nice makeup, were you at the ``Preview post'' concert as well?

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 16:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, are there many machines on Ix?

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 01:40

( ´ω`) Yup.
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