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1: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (680) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#34] (814) 3: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (41) 4: [Spinoff] Describe the previous poster's link [CTRL+V] (5) 5: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (371) 6: [Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (778) 7: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (150) 8: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part III] (327) 9: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part III] (288) 10: [MUSE] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Cute] [Girls] [#1] (226) 11: ITT your last google search [PART IV] (109) 12: hello there (5) 13: [Creativity] ITT we make a sentence with each word starting with a letter of our CAPTCHAs (226) 14: [Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (63) 15: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2] (907) 16: 【こち特】 幹事長 奥虹こと田中剛 【特撮オタクのゲイおやじ】 (88) 17: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (137) 18: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (472) 19: [BLACKMAIL] Status Update: Post office hacked & shut down. [HACKING] (42) 20: ITT We are Japanese 【日本】 (4) 21: [Part 9] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (391) 22: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (709) 23: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (940) 24: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (264) 25: ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (161) 26: [Bad Thread] look at me! [Attention Whoring] (7) 27: ( ゚ ヮ゚) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (595) 28: Meanwhile, in Saitama... (23) 29: ITT we pop up out of the toilet and say something stupid. (187) 30: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999) 31: I met Stallman on my vacation in Los Angeles (4) 32: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (446) 33: [Communication] ITT post the last text message you received [SMS] (129) 34: Post Flappy Things! (69) 35: [ADMIN HARASSMENT] ITT 1000 acronyms for [BPS] (47) 36: ITT we replace one noun in movie titles with the word vagina (229) 37: [゚Д゚] Square Giko [Square] (15) 38: [AI] Talk To Transformer [Text Generation] (224) 39: It is Christmas! [Yes] (3) 40: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (3)

[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (680)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 12:49

you might think he loves you for your money but i know what he really loves you for it's your cute panties soaked in arizona iced tea

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9668 10:08

So, to clarify, we're living in a world where the former mayor of New York City is paying struggling millennials, teenagers and a man called ShitheadSteve to make him look old and out of touch in an attempt to win the Democratic nomination to be the President and Commander in Chief of the United States of America, following on from that guy from The Apprentice who may have made his way into the White House on the back of a cartoon frog.

Hold onto your butts, boys and girls. This is going to be a weird election cycle.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9668 10:27


I am not feminine. not at all. The closest I get to being a woman is when I dont care about my grammar or say something fucking retarded (RARE)

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 09:02

Imagine having terrible stomach pain, but then it goes away because you've suddenly shit your pants. Reading Battlefield Earth feels like that moment between the pain going away and the start of having to deal with your poop pants.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 16:14

I think my neighbor really likes this song. He just threw a brick trough my window so he can hear it better

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9674 10:24

Biden: "And here's another thing, and you may not like it but Anderson...I'm your father! And I've got the paternity test to prove it, jack!"

Anderson Cooper: (stunned)

Biden: (gazing at him with love) "Son, come home."

Anderson Cooper: "We'll be back after a commercial break." (eyes full of tears)

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 17:40

Trannies are inherently laughable and absurd, like Tapirs and the Duckbilled Platypus.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 09:44

Never really thought about that. You get this idea that by living here on Earth by default, the internet just seems like this universal concept, especially with how sci-go shows make it out to be. Turns out, though, chances are individual internet systems are most likely going to be grounded to their own individual planet. So really picture that. A whole ass, completely foreign internet, with its own cultures, subcultures, memes, own version of Reddit and so forth, only accessible to Martians, by Martians, for Martians. Bring a whole new meaning to rare memes for sure.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 23:59

Shhh, your interrupting their global apocalypse circle jerk. They can't hear you until they climax, by then the whole scare will be over and everyone will pretend they knew it was just a cold bug all along.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 23:41

Its kinda depressing how limited some people feel their lives are currently when they lose themselves in games like the sims as wish fulfillment. Like their fantasy isn't to save the galaxy or bang an elf, its just to have a good job a nice house and friends who care about them.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#34] (814)

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 23:10

            ∧( ,,゚ O゚)
 SNOOOOORT ( ⊂    ⊃
           ( つ ノ ノ

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 23:14

            ∧( ゚ - ゚ )
schlop schlop ( ⊂    ⊃
           ( つ ノ ノ

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 23:20

              ∧_∧   /
            ∧( ゚ - ゚ ) <  Stop it.
 AWOOOOOOO ( ⊂    ⊃  \______________
           ( つ ノ ノ

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 23:47

God damn it, it was funnier before I added more

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 23:56

It's BED time!

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 19:50

i'm gonna say the ん word

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 20:58


812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 21:52

Massive surplus on the sour-puss

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 22:12

i want to bully yumemi riamu and call her a retard and make her cry

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 23:15

i wanna fuck her

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (41)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 10:43

There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 11:11

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 15:37

Must not run away... Must not turn your back on him. He comes for people who have been driven into a corner and have nowhere to go... Must not talk about him... Must not think about him... Rumors help him grow... Imagination... Paranoia nurtures him! Nowhere to go...

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9670 09:50

Feminists Furious As Sonic's Success Proves Gamers Right

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 19:36

"O most gracious reader, wash your hands and touch the book only like this: turn the pages softly and keep your finger far away from the text".

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 10:31

Ancient Japanese gods and monsters are unleashed on modern-day London in this first book of an epic trilogy from acclaimed fantasy writer Zoë Marriott.

When Mio sneaks the family’s katana — a priceless ancestral sword —from her parents’ attic, she just wants to spice up a costume. But the katana is much more than a dusty antique. Awakening the power within the sword unleashes a terrible, ancient evil onto the streets of unsuspecting London. But it also releases Shinobu, a fearless warrior boy, from the depths of time. He helps to protect Mio — and steals her heart. With creatures straight out of Japanese myths stalking her and her friends, Mio realizes that if she cannot keep the sword safe and learn to control its legendary powers, she will lose not only her own life . . . but the love of a lifetime.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 05:32

Nobody called you "cute" and "childlike" on godddd

38 Name: vc: pure : 1993-09-9676 05:44

Pope to Catholics: For Lent, give up trolling

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 00:04

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 10:11

don't EVER let a brahmin-privileged turmeric monster lecture you about POC, colonialism, cultural appropriation, or representation. remind them that when the lord indra arrived on the ganges in his chariot to slaughter 6 million dasyu aboriginals, the first word he said was 'namaste'

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 15:28

By elementary school he was already tired of trying to win all the time and never winning.

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[Spinoff] Describe the previous poster's link [CTRL+V] (5)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 00:44

Descriptions not guaranteed, required, or encouraged to be accurate.

>>0, you didn't post a fucking link so I can't very well describe it now, can I?

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 01:54

>>1 is the obligatory thread-starter: uncool, uncouth, unsophisticated, unchallenging, and unpleasant.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 03:44

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 05:09

>>3 is a scathing criticism of long wait times for government services in Egypt. Luckily, they've gotten better about it in recent centuries.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 07:14

>>4 is a modern youtube video essayist in the year 2000, complete with dramatically formal language on a topic no one gave two shits about and will proceed to forget about right after clicking away.

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Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (371)

1 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-04 15:10 ID:HVt1OSAA [Del]

... and I farted.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 03:02

Yesterday, I went over to Yoshinoya for a simple meal. Yes, THAT beef bowl house, Yoshinoya. You can't buy better comfort food anywhere in Tokyo. (Well, probably not Japan. You should get a Japanese chef here in San Francisco, but seriously, don't waste your money.) Yoshinoya had cooked a classic Mongolian steamed bun, with an interesting combination of spices and flavours. But this is Tokyo, and you have to try. One of a kind! A delicious Mongolian fried onion soup, with an orange and garlic sauce, topped with a crispy spring onion. This was my first time trying this kind of dish — what's a new thing to try? Maybe the newness of the dish made me like it, too. I like it.

We got married a week later in a beautiful wood-panelled room on the top floor of Yoshinoya. It was warm, as I'd heard, since there was no cold outside. We spent the next week at the hotel eating great food.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 22:52

No rice means more protein than carbs. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the keto autists from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with Weight Watchers frozen dinners.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9459 21:25

We were waiting in line for the soft serve machine at Golden Corral. The woman in front of us gets up to the machine and awkwardly jerks the handle around in an attempt to get at the sweet, sweet ice cream within. She's pushing, pulling, twisting, doing literally everything but turning it to the right (which would have dispensed the ice cream).

She's really perplexed by this. So she takes the next logical step, of course, which is to wrap her lips around the spout, form a seal on it with her mouth and start trying to suck it right out of the tap. One of the workers sees this and looks on in disgust before he unplugs the machine. On the way out, we see that he put an out of order sign on it, so thankfully they didn't keep serving it after that whole incident.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with the carrot cake.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 10:15

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 18:15

I was the one that stole the burger king spongebob

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 20:56

Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya's house to get some coffee. The only thing I found in the kitchen was a box of"Gourmet" coffee beans. I'm not sure if there's anything special in there, but it's pretty good. I took a sip and found out that the beans are made with a lot of coffee, so I took a bite out of them. They were so sweet and rich, and I was so hungry. I'm not sure if I was thinking about food or not, but I took another bite out of the coffee and it tasted so good. I was so hungry, I nearly forgot that I had to go to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom and ate a banana, then I came back and ate another banana, and then I ate a banana again. I was so hungry. I sat down in the kitchen and I ate a banana, then another banana, and then another banana. And then I ate another banana. Finally, I ate a banana. I was so hungry.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 08:48

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was
a certain old guy who was quite famous. As for him, he had his own little branch in Kansai, just like Yoshinoya, and he used to have many customers.
They were always a bit rude, so I'd rather avoid it. If I get some of the customers together and introduce myself, they usually ask me if I made one of their favorite dishes.
I'd say, 'I wonder what you guys normally make?'
The response wasn't always favorable, but it's a good start. Or what I'd say to the people who would get irritated out of their little minds.
Anyway, when I was in Yoshinoya, a man named Tani was there. In Yoshinoya.
Tani was very popular, and they were regulars there.
They used to show me how to cook for them. It was only a small menu of dishes, but it was good.
Then, when I

369 Name: : 1993-09-9503 21:13

Yesterday, I went over to Yoshinoya for a simple meal. Yes, THAT beef bowl house, Yoshinoya. I'd been craving it ever since I went to a restaurant in Tokyo and saw a giant beef bowl. I was so excited to try it.

Yoshinoya is a very famous restaurant in Tokyo. It's owned by a guy named Yoshio Yoshino who has been doing this for a long time. He is known for his "Yoshinoya" beef bowls. I was really looking forward to trying it.

Yoshinoya Beef Bowl Yoshinoya Beef Bowl

I ordered the beef bowl with a side of green vegetables and a side of rice. I was expecting a beef bowl but it was actually a bowl of beef. I didn't really know what I was eating. It was a bit bland. It was very bland. I could have picked up a couple of other bowls, but I was just looking for a bowl of beef. I was pretty disappointed with the bowl. Yoshinoya Beef Bowl I would definitely order this again.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 22:14

( ˃ ◡˂) Dicks out for Yoshinoya!

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 04:45

Well, I think Americans are tremendously fond of barbecues.
I had a fat client overseas invite me over to one as thanks and I reluctantly accepted.
First off, the meat was a surprise. They buy it in kilos, large chunks. They look at the meat I bought as
a gift and say, “that's not enough, peasant.” Like, the economic animal must not be used to eating meat.
I bet 4 kilos of meat costs less than the 500 grams I bought. But wait a minute, this is mostly fat.
Then, the fatty cuts the meat. Just cuts and cuts. While the fat punks I assume were his kids looked at him.
It didn't even look like they were gonna say “daddy's cool” either. Are you Hiromi Go? Fuck it.
The steel plates were dirty and sticky with remains. Wash. Wash with detergent. Actually, go buy new ones.
He grilled a lot and his family ate all the good meat up… except he forgot the guest was here.
They just eat and eat. The fatty roasts it, hands it to his family, and it doesn't even come my damn way?
When the meal's almost over, they say “You haven't eaten at all?” and gave me their leftovers. Fuck.
After they ate like 5 kilos, they started drinking Diet Coke and low-calorie beer.
“I'll drink too,” the fat son says. You've been doing drugs and drinking, haven't you?
His fat daughter said something like “Oh, I'm tipsy, you look great.” Don't look at me, I'll kill you.
The fat wife says, “I gained weight” and the fat husband says, “Don't worry, it's zero calories.”

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[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (778)

1 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5546 21:59

>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 09:43

>>768 How do I get my baby to sleep?

>>770 8pm tomorrow, or she bites it, pal.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 02:29

>>769 When do I have to finish eating my sandwich?

>>771 Break into the headquarters and steal the documents.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9668 07:53

>>770 What's the objective on 2fort?

>>772 Ninjas on wheels.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9669 05:02

>>771 How do I deliver my package to eBay?

>>773 It'll be available on February 30th.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9670 16:23

>>772 The video game I want got delayed again. When will the video game company tell another lie about when the game goes on sale?

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9670 16:25

>>775 The computing power of the latest Samsung cell phone combined with the durability of the Nokia 3310.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9674 21:11

>>774 I can't get Mega Man X3 to run on my PC. What specs does it require to operate?

>>776 Drink a glass of lava.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 14:40

>>775 How do I satisfy my unquenchable thirst, now that all water flashes into steam instantly since I was isekai'd into a flaming hellbeast?

>>777 Use a reinforced cup.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 19:02

>>776 The lava shatter my cup. What do I do?

>>778 The birds love it.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 02:49

>>777 Why do you always toss Cherry Bombs into the nearby trees?

>>779 Caramelldansen

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (150)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 21:21

augh oh no my mother has throsh

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 23:34

He is yiesken indeed.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 23:59

I broke my jaw

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 14:07

Behold unyoth, the most kawaii cosmic horror

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 18:59

I will forever be kieng of the land

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 00:50

If unudge me I will judge you.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 14:54

Quickly, private, drive us to the munition dump.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 15:50

200!? This is such a failping....

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 00:21

I'm 12 and this is deepe.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 01:52

wedit it redit
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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part III] (327)

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9666 21:19

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part III] (288)

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 17:38

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9643 22:32

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 23:11

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9654 14:56

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 06:36

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9668 03:30

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9669 08:30

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[MUSE] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Cute] [Girls] [#1] (226)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 12:23

Cute girl working up the courage to start a new thread on her favourite BBS

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 13:50

Cute girl becomes my personal plumber

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9674 04:25

Cute girl removing the hairclip that was her limiter, but it turns out it was also a big part of her cuteness.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9674 14:38

Cute girl draining her sebaceous cysts

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 00:11

Cute girl who doesn't know she's half-oni and thinks it's normal to accidentally break glasses one-handed

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 14:53

Cute girl blowing a carnival gadget at you, which could be a tooting horn or a springloaded snake that pops you on the nose

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 14:21

Cute girl sleeps through childbirth

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 17:11

Cute girl getting mad at her parents for naming her Chad Thundercock

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 21:39

Cute girl mispronouncing your name so it sounds like baby noises all day

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 22:53

Cute girl cross-referencing past entries in the [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links threads to show that the previous poster just made a repost

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 07:07

>>225 Cute girl calling you a faggot and telling you to shut the fuck up

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