I wanked one out but my penis still doesn't feel satisfied.
ZOG is watching you.
In fact, ZOG is watching you sleep with great interest.
Maybe she's only waves.
At my "How to Be a Better Jew Seminar" there was a guy named Crystal Moshe
Crystal is a girl name.
What does asexuality taste like?
Am I a bad person for motivating out of jealously?
>>59 Does things to help the environment, if the environmental problem has negative effects on sport fishing and deer hunting.
>>60 decries video games as "murder simulators", but assures us that what we need in the Middle East is more war.
>>61 Always renews trade embargoes with Cuba and he says communism is the reason.
Meanwhile, he supports free trade with China, even though China still calls itself a communist country.
>>62 thinks that flushing billions of taxpayer dollars into invading the third-world shithole of the week is the righteous thing to do, but spending that money to improve the lot of US citizens is evil socialism.
>>65 thinks Glenn Beck was taken off the air because Obama didn't want the truth to spread
>>66 Wishes he could treat porn as if it all contained children.
"total crap, but I enjoy it"
why kanji's exist :'(
Mark finish into a fox butt ;o
Beer Gear Paul...lk. Go home beer gear paul. There's no K in your name. You're drunk.
The most important thing about this upload is that the name "Pungbarn" translates to norwegian as "Scrotum-child" I can`t believe you forgot to mention it...
WTF U talking about!? Doom 2 is da shit! Don't cook on Doom 2
I don't know that how to consume energy in sleep mode and how to cheak Online Psychic
OBVIOUSLY NOT A VERY GOOD PSYCHIC BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FORESEE THE BAN THAT HAS BEEN IMPOSED ON YOUR ACCOUNT FOR POSTING SPAM.
I'm 22 and my parents get annoyed when I don't eat with them or take my food to my room. It's kind of cringe-worthy thinking about how they act sometimes but I guess it's because my older sibling ran out of the house so early and they still want someone around.
In politics, Conservatives and Liberals can’t stand each other. Each acts as if the other is purposely causing them pain, and in reality, each is. Liberal ACCs are repulsed by our willingness to tolerate in-the-moment-pain now, to facilitate reduced in-the-moment-pain later, while Conservative amygdalae are freaked out by the Liberal’s willingness to create potential in-the-moment-pain later, all to reduce in-the-moment-pain now.
this mod makes me wanna track down the author and cut his guzzard out
The shirt was
"Ha ha ha ha what a crybaby!" said someone in the Teacher's Lounge.
Herodotus a shit!
said an ill-looking hobo who had managed to sneak in.
It was stolen, of course.
Out of the blue, the coffin open. It had nothing in it but a single, well-pressed shirt.
Everyone gasped, as it wasn't just a fairly nice shirt. It was a particularly nice shirt.
Before anyone could properly admire the seafoam shirt, the hobo lunged forward and
Major internet firms summoned to porn meeting
A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the IGN Boards by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".
Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".
The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".
>>842 I've never fucking seen this, but I can't imagine IGN boards is exactly the comedy factory of the internet
Trolls make the world better because negative reactions can only occur via thinking. Every time you piss someone off, you're making them think. Everyone should be trolled at all times for all things. Humans need their shit checked.
Unnamed Story by 188.8.131.52
It is planned that he or Scourge will be used as the subject in the story "Nice Guy", as the green hedgehog fakes kindness to manipulate an unsuspecting female who's just moved into town.
Mack uses Right Wing Militant Maronite Lebanese views to push forth his message of restoring a Lebanon to its glory days.
We also reserve the right to send Larry Laffer to hunt you down and stab you with flaming routers of fire should we find your forum conduct "extremely inappropriate".
This doesn't include places like Towcester and Worcester! Someone should edit that!
How many names and titles can a brit have?
Uh-huhuhuh huh, hey Beavis, did you hear about the internal heat of Uranus? huh huh huh...
Elvis-Aska is the most disgraceful in Japan.
He is a real psychotic categorized as a paranoid. and he is continuing playing an actor in delusion.
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Byzantine Generals Problem
semen came out
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