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(・∀・) I won't fail you grandpa!
Type 5 random characters as trip, and win a prize.
U+007E TILDE isn't representable in shift-jis. 0x7E in shift-jis is an overline.
note that firefox displays the character 0x7E in shift-jis pages as a tilde instead of an overline. this behavior is wrong.
Hello, I'm bumping threads with DQN or LOL in the title.
I'm starved of imported Japanese memes. Those were so good...
I have absolutely no idea what this is.
I need to poo
I tried to find some nurse outfit facesitting doujinshi to fap to after seeing this post and there are surprisingly not many.
Should I disable autofocus confirmation beep?
face sitting is nasty
Shapeshift into a tentacle beast.
Whilst you have, of course, never been anything but graceful in the face of honourable defeat, you are fairly sure you've never been defeated in danmaku. Indeed, you feel certain you'd remember something like that, unless it, perhaps, happened in an alternate universe/timeline. Being a steadfast proponent of the Copenhagen interpretation, however, you don't believe in multiple universes or anything silly like that.
You fly over to the gazebo, effortlessly overtaking your clone, sit down opposite Cassandra and pour yourself a cup of tea. "The dichotomy between reality and fantasy is less precise than you might think," you comment. "Is that so," she replies, arching an eyebrow.
"I wonder if the の you slipped past was on your left or right," you say. Your comments may be getting a little too cryptic; even you don't have a clue what that one was supposed to mean. Perhaps, you reflect, this is one of those cases in which it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and thus remove all doubt. You sample the tea so as to otherwise occupy your mouth.
You find that your newly composed acrostic poem spells out "fbfi", which, of course, is the secret to finding Hell. You are aware, however, that Hell does not, contrary to popular belief, entail ancient demons, nor great flames, nor rivers of blood, and its summoning does not require any ritual or password. Hell is something everyone is familiar with. When people have spent thousands of years searching for a meaning of life and no one seems to have found anything convincing, it is not entirely far-fetched to conclude that maybe what they're looking for isn't there; indeed, Hell is the awareness that your life has no more meaning than the word "fbfi".
You aren't too sure who the Maim Master is. Given your missing fingers on your right hand and the serious puncture wound on your left, you feel you might well qualify for the position yourself. You go ahead and waste your own time by commanding yourself to hjeth, then to ctykhj.
You decide to take comfort in the likely proximity of your own death, trying to convince yourself that you weren't all that attached to living anyway. Naturally, you express this through song.
In case that doesn't distract her enough, do a strip tease for Cassandra.
Do more tease than strip.
Let Cassandra know the meaning of that black hole song earlier by introducing her to the Crotch Void of Doom.
For the first half of this I kept expecting it to turn into a screamer.
Kind of liked it, though, but I'm not sure why the "modern art" guys are depicted as Nazis. Didn't Nazis oppose that type of stuff?
Yeah, they did.
I didn't think the men in the film were supposed to be Nazis. I don't speak German so I have no idea what they were talking about, but it seemed they were discussing abstract artistic concepts. I saw it as a sort of comedy to have manly militaristic men creating and discussing a kind of art that is stereotypically reserved for "sensitive" types. It could also be a metaphor for how abstract art took over the art world by force.
Yeah maybe they were just meant to be generic military guys, I mainly inferred "Nazi" from the one very SS-looking hat.
U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven
'Hexadecimal' was a term implemented by computer giant IBM in the 1960's to replace the more correct term 'Sexidecimal' that was considered to be a term too risqué for the conservative company!
while looking for
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Flesh Gordon, similarly, started as a porn knockoff of Flash Gordon, but the director was so proud of the special effects that he cut it down to an R and released it in theaters.
Am I talking to my own nicks alone in this enormous chan of Idios ( Not Intels or AMD ) inside chans.
I went on www.hardbones.cum and looked around, when I found this video called Skeleton Porn. I clicked on it and this is how it went...
This skeleton was humping a lamp, when his skeleton girlfriend came in. So started to sweat, and he turned around and looked at her. He said "fuck me, NOW!!!" And she said... "okay".
They pounced at eachother and started to smash their bones against each other. They moaned and came. But then a bomb was set off, and they both DIED.
It was HOT MOTHA' FUCKA!
BTW, You're Next!
>>>720 Made an assertion to Socrates, was unable to back it up with logic and reasoning, and then left him in the cold
>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.
>>777 Invented a cure for the Ebola virus, but he only uses it on himself. Even if you offered him 10 billion dollars for the cure, he would not sell it.
"total crap, but I enjoy it"
Believe it or not, the rosary comes to my aid on these issues as well.
While I'm browsing the Internet, I keep the rosary hanging on my shoulder, with the Crucifix pointing at the screen. It helps me to think that Jesus is watching what I'm doing on the Internet, and as soon as a lewd image pops out, I scroll fast past it so not to upset Jesus and Mary. As long as I have it there, I don't have any problems with lewd or improper material.
Try it, who knows, maybe it will help you too :)
I used to work at an amusement park where they had sesame street characters. One day big bird showed up drunk and puked inside the costume. He got fired. They needed someone to be big bird later in the day. I worked nearby, but not as a character. Somehow they chose me. It's awkward wearing an 8'2", 65lb costume. You look through some mesh in the neck area of the costume. It's hard to see. There's a contraption that comes down from the head which controls the head and mouth. It looks like a bicycle brake on a swivel at the end of a thin rod inside the costume. Squeezing it opens the mouth, turning or twisting it moves big bird's head. Big bird's feet are wide. You're supposed to walk with your toes pointed outwards so you don't trip. It's a lot to think about when you've never been big bird before. I got caught up in how crazy it was to suddenly become big bird. I especially liked opening and closing the mouth and moving the head around. It probably looked like big bird wanted to eat someone. Maybe I should have focused more on doing basic big bird things. Within ten minutes of getting the costume on I accidentally kicked a toddler in the chest. I just didn't see him.
You guys are boat fags! And need to get blown up by frags! So, now grow up and Get A life from Met Life I know rick got one...pat...
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ I WANNA TAKE U 4 A RIDE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.
Shit I was going to say that. Oh well. Seriously, MrCreepyPasta you should tell us where you get this awesome pics and what they're called so we can find them and use them to freak out our grandma's... Or at least so I can scare my grandma. She has it coming; She always pinches my cheeks and calls me "Princess Fancypants" in front of my friends and gives me nasty oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip ones and I don't know how but those oatmeal cookies always tasted stale even if Grandma had just baked them. Seriously!
Just remember: Impractical female outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a fantasy. Impractical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a concept. Practical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume the role. Practical female outfit? Sexist against women because male power fantasy to have violence or strife against "normal-looking" women.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having pain in my prostate after jizzing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being unable to read sappy yuri manga due to my parents being in the room.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crapping coprolites from my constipated colon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing someone with the username "Hetero Erectus" and wishing I'd thought of that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cwen's Quest hasn't updated in over a year.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sitting quietly on my chair when suddenly a spider on its thread descends from the ceiling, moving directly towards my crotch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the only person who posts in this thread any more.
Since neuro-computer interfacing is getting so much funding recently we're going to be able to just give children all the schooling they need when they are 4 or 5 years old in the next 30 or so years. There will be no need for parents at all.
Because they taste good and I'm a homosexual.
You can make lots of gross semen that tastes gross, from my penis that tastes great.
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I don't suck cock, although I watched a porn tutorial on how to suck dicks properly. :-)
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