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1: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (247) 2: ITT the previous poster is a panda (887) 3: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (697) 4: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (769) 5: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (140) 6: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (231) 7: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (87) 8: [Part IV] ( EƒÖE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (576) 9: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (643) 10: [Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#14] (832) 11: ITT your last google search [PART II] (253) 12: (-_-)‚Á-~ Smoking Thread [PART 1] (15) 13: [Part ‡L] ( L߃Öß`) Grandpa [dead] (914) 14: [Not into the whole thing]i@ß m߁jStandard 4-ch user [VIP] (198) 15: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (96) 16: [DQN] Post without thinking [Shitty thread] (196) 17: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (11) 18: œ (25) 19: ITT we say something mean and storm out. (28) 20: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (872) 21: [PERSONAL] This isn't interesting... (7) 22: [GAME] The next poster is not worth talking to. (30) 23: ayy lmao[1000] (20) 24: ITT the previous poster is responsible for global warming. (187) 25: [GAME] Nomic Thread [RULES] (38) 26: I don't get it (19) 27: [i@MƒnLj ] Darkpa's Garden Party [ Party ] (648) 28: poo in a butt. (40) 29: foreign devil ruins everything (6) 30: [DRINKS][PERSONAL] How was your coffee this morning? (18) 31: Say something sarcastic. (10) 32: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (174) 33: ( ˃ „D˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (151) 34: [ITERATION] ITT we add, remove or change one word of the previous post [GAME][Part II] (107) 35: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (556) 36: [Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (380) 37: >>32 decides what programming language I learn (40) 38: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN] (999) 39: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (254) 40: [Chat] ITT we write messages to random posters in the future [DQN] (66)

[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (247)

1 Name: (☞߁Íß)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43

Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 12:01

This telephone pole is quite lazy.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 13:01

Bite the nape of her neck when you rape, dawg

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7545 17:01

Don't take that tone of voice with me, mister!

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7545 23:11

I prefer Georgia O'Kefe.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 17:01

>>242 giet!

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7562 15:43

She is my hime-sama.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7562 16:33

Yes, that's royt!

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7562 16:55

Hey there! I saw you yesterday!

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 21:21

fouck, no one seems to care about this thread any more

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 23:29

Yo, this one's pretty good.

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ITT the previous poster is a panda (887)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 12:26

>>877 is a Machiavellian panda.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 17:43

>>878 is the panda who started this thread, and is amazed that it's still stumbling along like a panda.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 17:19

>>879 is a panda amongst men.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 13:42

>>880, you chew bamboo, you're a panda. Simple as this.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 15:53

>>881 is a masked vigilante panda.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 20:11

>>882 is a panjandrum among pandas.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 20:11

>>882 is Piyoko.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 20:19

>>883 is Genma Saotome. >>884 is Taotao.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 21:39

>>885 looks, talks and behaves suspiciously much like a panda.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 23:18

>>886 Is a panda. No strings attached.

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (697)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 14:51

These are the files. I hope you have everything you need.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7635 21:18

The cube is now called Stove Stove.

You scrape at the earth at your feet with your bare hands. The ground is hard, dry and unyielding. It is so dark you can barely even see what you're doing, anyway. You acquire nothing but disappointment and dirty fingernails.

You look up to where the ceiling ought to be. Instead, there is only an array of cold, distant points of light, feebly trying to reject their fate; radiating their very being outwards into the infinite, empty void of space, to which they will inevitably succumb in a mere few billion years. Your view of the beautiful, horrifying, vertiginous starscape is, however, obstructed by a girl in a frilly pink dress, hovering several metres above your head. She is holding Mecha Alexei Fujiwara upside down by the ankle. From your vantage point you can see up her skirt into a tantalisingly dangerous briar of petticoats.

You employ the training you gained by imitating a certain non-fluid legless reptile on the way here, and duck under the cover of the nearby trees, while whispering to Continue-chan to provide you with cover. As you run, close to the ground, through the undergrowth, whipped in the face by the trees' thorny appendages, you hear the unmistakeable sound of laser fire from behind you. Eventually, thirty metres down the path, you break cover and combat roll to the foot of a mound of forks. The girl in pink does not seem to have followed you.

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689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 05:01

Run back to companions. Magic heal Stove Stove if needed.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 14:49

Massage prepubescent nipples and sigh

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 15:09

Keep massaging your sigh.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 15:11

Arm yourself with a badass scythe.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 20:10

Having gathered your all-important forks, you make haste back up the path to where your companions are fighting for their lives. You find Continue-chan in the middle of the clearing, firing her laser gun into the sky at the girl in pink. The girl in pink, meanwhile, is darting back and forth, Mecha Alexei Fujiwara still in tow, dodging the lasers and simultaneously throwing scores of tiny needle shaped projectiles at her assailant. The clouds of needles are intercepted by Stove Stove, who seems to keep disappearing and reappearing to block their trajectories.

You cannot tell whether or not Stove Stove is injured, but you spend 15 mana healing them just in case. You have 90 mana remaining. There is no appreciable change.

Seeing that you are in no immediate danger, you drop your weapons and run your hands up your blouse, gently plucking at and rubbing your soft, untouched nipples. The tender, yet insistent stimulation is something entirely new to you. You cannot help but begin to moan in ecstasy. "Ahh... Aaaaahh! Aaaa~aaargh!" You say. The conflict before you continues as before.

You take your hands out from under your clothes and sigh dramatically, then massage the air in front of your mouth. It doesn't bring you quite the same pleasure as fondling your breasts, but is, nonetheless, an interesting experience.

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694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 20:15

Assess badass-ness of scythe.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 08:45

Strap ceremonial knife to blouse. Equip scythe. Do a scythe dance.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 10:11

Summon "Asses of Badassness"

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 22:56

You contemplate your newly crafted agricultural tool and/or weapon. The quality of badassness is difficult to assess at the best of times, you lament, but this specimen is especially open to debate. Firstly, the use of a bloodstained knife is quite dramatic (especially what with it being the blood of your childhood sweetheart, whom you murdered in cold blood), but alas the knife is too straight to form the epitomic scythe shape. Similarly, the use of human hair to tie it together is symbolically quite compelling, but in practice renders the head liable to come detached. Finally, the use of a simple branch that happened to be at hand for the handle is, ultimately, neither here nor there in terms of badassery.

You conclude that, in all honesty, it's actually not that badass - if anything, it's just slightly creepy and morbid.

You are not in possession of anything that can easily be used as a strap. Instead, you make do by slipping the stone knife down your blouse's collar and clamping it in place with your chin. It's quite precarious, but just about stays so long as you don't make any sudden movements. With your hands now free, you hold the scythe in the natural grip. (It'd be much more natural if you weren't missing two fingers, you grumble to yourself, but there's nothing to be done about that now).

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (769)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 01:25

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 01:45

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 04:33

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7634 13:44

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7635 22:59

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7635 23:47

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7636 00:19

When I clicked on the link in >>766 I expected it to be a reference to the classic US Army Field Manual 22-102 on Wall-to-Wall Counseling:

But to get this back on track,

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7636 00:45

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 22:22

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Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (140)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 22:14

Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 15:14


  1. Cook something really steamy like pasta, or just boil the kettle
  2. Grab a ladle and stand at the other side of the room
  3. Wave the ladle around like you're throwing it at the steam
  4. Enjoy your new powers

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 00:43

Some dork with a clipboard intercepted me on the way to lunch to ask me if I'd help stop gay bullying. When I asked if he meant stopping gays from bullying everyone else, he got confused and I went and got lunch.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 03:19

Knock yourself out, then:

...what? You thought I was just making up an absurd example? (Ok, so I guess I inferred the "gay" part rather than it being said explicitly, but otherwise, yeah...)

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 12:15

Impressive. If I didn't know the contents, I would have considered that unimpressive. With context, it was somewhat entertaining. I had no idea that Folk Metal was a genre.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 20:52

I once got bullied by a gay guy in middle school and he wouldn't stop trying to touch my body.

I'm glad that I wasn't raped.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7541 13:13

Tasting Faygo is still on my list of things to do before I die even though I'm not a Juggalo or even that much of a fan of the Insane Clown Posse.

(I do kind of like ICP just because they make me laugh, though, which I suppose is a lame confession in and of itself.)

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7562 03:36

yesterday i put a brand new, clean toothbrush in my vagina to see what it would feel like. i cleaned it off afterwards. today i might do the same thing again.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 13:09

Sometimes I like to split the word "warthog" as "War Thog" when I read it, and imagine an orclike creature geared for battle.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 19:27

Faygo is nothing special. In the Detroit area it's just a brand of inexpensive soft drinks that the supermarkets sell.

I have a different problem. I'm stuck in Michigan for the foreseeable future and I crave birch beer. Birch beer is a soft drink manufactured and sold only in Delaware, New Jersey, and eastern Pennsylvania. It's sort of like root beer but less sweet, with a stronger, sharper flavor that has overtones of ginger and mint.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 20:16

Interned at Kass, Shuler Law Firm for a year. Direct experience with scheduling litigations/court dates, file work (on and off the computer), and assitant work.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (231)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7636 09:31

Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in a SHITzu.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7636 09:56

This YouTube Web Is A No Cursing Zone!
I Wish YouTube Would Update This Site In The Future: People Who Puts Any Bad Language In There Comments Will Be Cuver The Stars Up. If People Won't Put Star Over Bad Language On There Comments, Then YouTube Will Cuver The Star Up For Them. And I Don't Care If Swearing Not Against The Rules, But Its Always Be Against The Rules.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7636 19:03

It is immediately obvious that George R. R. Martin is a card-carrying, r-Type Leftist. His books are brilliantly plotted, but the writing itself makes all the characters come across as cold and cruel. Reality is being filtered through the mind of a rabbit writing about wolves; all of our good-natured punches-to-the-shoulder are mistaken for bullying, and he thinks that itfs sadism which drives us, rather than the honest joy of competition.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 18:18

There is a small portion of the hobby that is absolutely obsessed with these types of figures. I used to run a gladiator game at cons and the same guy would show up every year and ask if I had painted up any naked female gladiators yet. When I would tell him no he would basically say he wasn't interested in the game then. I thought he was joking around the first couple times but after several years it became obvious he was totally serious and annoyed that I hadn't done so.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 01:00

I absolutely adore how the beta launch, and the change log thereof, has caused the Star Citizen thread to dissolve into a bitter realization of how hard Christ Roberts has fucked them over.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 01:27

I much prefer primitive monsters, male or female, to be sculpted with proper anatomyc don't put pants on the troll just to hide its wiggly bits. Demons in particular should be proud and loud about what they're packing.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 07:11

I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 15:54

Im 15 years old and at my girlfriends house for dinner and we had about 20 minutes before her mother was finished with dinner so we went into a dark room and started to make out. Her mother called us for dinner and by that time I had a large erection that I couldnt get rid of. I went in to thier bathroom to take care of the problem by masturbating. I rubbed so hard and fast i ended up with a sore in the under side of my penis that feels sort of like a carpet burn. Is there any medication or treatment I can use to help heal the sore or make it numb without going to a doctor because i really dont want to have to explain this to my parents.

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 18:03

They don't build, they don't make, they don't construct, they don't manufacture, they don't prepare, they don't sow, they don't mend. Every single profession that we associate with liberalism, teaching, acting, politics, is all talk, but no action, and the thing is when you don't "do anything", you don't know what you're talking about.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 18:34

It's not possible to be a decent human being and not support Israel. You can be a "nice guy" (give your neighbor a helping hand with his fence or whatever) but decency demands standing up for the good and the right and against the evil and the wrong and there is no clear case on this earth than the tiny and wonderful, liberal democracy of Israel versus the hate-mongering, corrupt, terrorists running the West Bank and Gaza strip. The lack of morality and decency that sees someone side with evil over good -- not just in this case but across the board -- obviously renders "decency" something that is simply not in their understanding.
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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (87)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7634 01:41


79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7634 15:58

A guy walked into an adult novelty shop. He asked for a blow up doll.
Counter guy: Male or Female
Customer: Female
Counter guy: Black or White
Customer: White
Counter guy: Muslim or Christian
Customer: What the heII does religion have to do with it?
Counter guy: The Muslim doll blows itself up

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7635 02:55

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82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7635 21:41

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7636 22:01

ankle disarticulation

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 22:09

._c= ._c= ._c= ._c= quack quack!

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 01:09

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 16:48

"Oh, by the way, this is the part where you're supposed to get killed by the Mutant Pink Hamster. What do you mean, I didn't tell you?"

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[Part IV] ( EƒÖE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (576)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( EƒÖE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 21:30

(EÍE) Yeah! You're the best, Clonepa!

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 21:56


569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 22:08

( EmE) Now THAT whole thing I'm into! Let's go!

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 22:15

( ¥ƒÖ¥)︻╦╤„Ÿ -( xmx);߁BGE--⁍
@@I'm not into the whole deviating from our quirks thing

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 23:40

Viewers were on the edge of their seats as the bloodiest
Everybody Loves Clonepa episode spiraled completely out
of control, resulting in the d-
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572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 02:52

A package for me!

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573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 22:47

| Zyklon B@@@@@ |-@ ( EƒÖE) Hey, somebody sent me a present!

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 23:53

( EƒÖE) But I already have so much!

( EƒÖE) I know. I'll give it to my bestext friend!!

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 02:28

| Zyklon B@@@@@ |-@ (EÍE) It says it's from Clonepa! Let's open it up and see what's inside.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 13:28

Sharp Cheddar Cheese Whiz? My FAVORITE!
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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (643)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 13:08

>>666 poisoned my goof butts.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 21:03

>>666 goofed my poison butts.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 21:16

>>666 shoved a poison enema up my butt.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 21:40

>>666 sets up garage sale signs that lead in a big circle.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 18:21

>>666 Carelessly disposes of fat cigar butts.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 00:23

>>666 always stands near doors in public transport.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 02:33

Ever wonder if Alka-Seltzer makes birds explode? >>666 uses mind reading power to find people who ask that question, then >>666 force feeds that person's pet bird.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 04:01

Rumor has it that >>666 has also tricked people into consuming Mentos after drinking Diet Coke.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 13:17

>>666 infused the insides of condoms with a drug that causes penis shrinkage.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 20:18

Interned at Kass, Shuler Law Firm for a year. Direct experience with scheduling litigations/court dates, file work (on and off the computer), and assitant work.

Typing, blogging; Facebook, Twitter, Blogger, Word, Excel, Powerpoint.

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[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#14] (832)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:45

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823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 18:03

ctrl+f curr

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 19:28

Good heavens, no. I'm thinking of aliens or monstergirls.

I'm a repugnant pervert, but even I have limits.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 20:12

Wow. I actually, literally dreamed about fucking my own mother. Fuck you, Freud. Fuck you.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 20:47

I've dreamed about fucking my mom multiples times. And once my dad.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 21:44

But did either of you dream of fucking Freud?

828 Name: Sigmund Freud : 1993-09-7638 21:50

I quite frequently dream of fucking your mom. I think most of us do. It's perfectly normal.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 01:33

heh, that thread is gold

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 04:06

I dreamed of sucking off my futa grandmother.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 10:14

Free your mind. Don't limit yourself. Think outside the box.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 12:40

It's only gay if the rice touches

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