-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i What menu?
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
／∵∴∵∴＼
../∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴|
|∵∵／ ○ ＼|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | They must have delivered them to your place by mistake.
|∵| ＿_|＿_ |
＼| ＼＿/ ／
＼＿＿＿_／
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== Marty's ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i It's a strange menu where every third option is "Put it in"
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
／∵∴∵∴＼
../∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴|
|∵∵／ ○ ＼|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | They fucked it up again! It's supposed to say "puta madre"!
|∵| ＿_|＿_ | Don't want them Spanish thinking them's welcome here.
＼| ＼＿/ ／ ...goddammit, Grandpa messed with my script again, didn't he.
＼＿＿＿_／
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== Marty's ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and CUTCUTCUTCUTCUT there will be NO fourth-wall breaking on my set, even if Grandpa messed with your script again. It's called ad-libbing, Marty.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ´ω`) mexicans have no business in this country!
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i Nobody has any business in this diner.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
(・ω・) I'm surprised that you have a business at all.
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i At least my cloners gave me a butt. OHHH BURN
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
This tiny crowd seems huge because my head is so small.
Now, for someone who has a giant head that is filled with air, >>40.
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS >>41 SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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I hate myself and I want to die
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
turned the gun on himself
Dividing Driver!
Sharp like an incisor
Called him the kaiser
>>43 is an idiot
But are you going to kill her off?
It's not your decision. I love the character, she stays.
Yeah, well the only thing love's done is put you in this position; I say kill her off!
Yeah, but you say a lot of things... and how does that work? You're a bicycle >>45
Shitty thread Wasshoi！！
＼＼ Shitty thread Wasshoi！ ／／
+ + ＼＼Shitty thread Wasshoi！／+
∬ ∬ ∬ ∬ ∬ ∬ +
+ 人 人 人 +
（＿） （＿） （＿_）
+ （＿＿） （＿＿） （＿＿） +
. + （ ＿＿ ） （ ＿＿ ） （ ＿＿ ） +
（ ´∀｀∩ （´∀｀∩） （ ´∀｀）
+ （( （つ ノ （つ 丿 （つ つ )） +
ヽ （ ノ （ ヽノ ） ） ）
（＿）し' し（＿） （＿）＿）
4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:36
Thanks!
The next person programed 8-bit video games that caused the Angry Video Game Nerd to shout outrageous things
GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT DIARRHEA BUTTSEX IN THE ANUS WITH A TRACTOR >>48 ASS-JUICE CUMDUMPSTER TWAT-SNIFFING LOLI-LOVING HAM DOCTOR.
Oh, >47-san, your much to kind, you flatter me.
Now I must peform surgeory on ths lolipig. The surgery involves pouring aqueous anal excretions into its vagina. I have to make sure I'm doing it right by smelling its vagina while I do so.
But, enough about that. Lets give a big round of applause for 49-san. 49-san is an astute scholar in randomosity.
..Excellent!
My favourite genre of music is metal.
I have a girlfriend.
I am constantly refreshing dqn to see if someone posted something hilarious.
I go out of everyday for atleast 5 hours.
I can spell.
I have no hands, limbs, or orifices, nor any apparatus whatsoever by which I might write or type words, nor can I mentally spell words in any way.
I am an extra-dimensional, telekinetic spider-person with seventeen limbs and my brain has a neural uplink to a subspace computer. I also have about thirty penises on the ends of tentacles, mostly used by my peers to assault school girls, but I don't have the confidence to approach a female so mostly I sit at home masturbating seventeen of my penises while I use the remaining tentacles to enter flawlessly spelled search queries for ultraporn into the subspace computer.
I am an ordinary Human Being.
VC: baw
I was never lead singer of UK pop group the Smiths
http://translationparty.com/tp/
>Affiliation carries a connotation that some find unpleasant
into Japanese
>所属を見つけるのは、いくつかの不快な意味合いを運ぶ
back into English
>Find a member of the discomfort that carries several implications
back into Japanese
>いくつかの意味を運ぶのは、不快感のメンバーを探す
i like my language neat, like liquor
into Japanese
私は酒のように、私の言語きちんとしたような
back into English
I like the wine, I like a neat language
back into Japanese
私は、ワインのように、私はきちんとした言語のような
back into English
I like wine, I like the language properly
back into Japanese
私はワインと同様、私は正しく言語のような
back into English
I like wine, I like the language correctly
back into Japanese
私はワインと同様、私が正しく言語のような
hello happy japanese, i am happy yankee
into Japanese
ハロー幸せな日本語、私は幸せなヤンキー
back into English
Happy Japanese Hello, I am happy Yankee
back into Japanese
ハッピー日本語こんにちは、私は満足しているヤンキー
back into English
Happy Japanese Hello, I am satisfied that the Yankee
back into Japanese
ハッピー日本語こんにちは、私は満足していますが、ヤンキー
back into English
Happy Japanese Hello, I have been happy with, Yankee
back into Japanese
日本語こんにちは、私はされて、ヤンキー満足してハッピー
let's go!
Left 4 Dead
into Japanese
Left 4 Deadの
back into English
Left 4 Dead's
back into Japanese
Left 4 Deadのの
back into English
Left 4 Dead for the
back into Japanese
Left 4 Deadのための
back into English
Left 4 Dead for
back into Japanese
let's go!
The Man Who Would Be King
into Japanese
誰がキングマンになる
back into English
Who would Kingman
back into Japanese
誰だろうキングマン
back into English
Anyone Kingman
back into Japanese
誰キングマン
back into English
Kingman who
back into Japanese
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow
into Japanese
どのような空荷時の空気の速度を速度を飲み込むです
back into English
I swallowed the air speed velocity of unladen what
back into Japanese
私は空荷時の空気の速度を速度を飲み込むもの
back into English
I shall swallow the air speed velocity of unladen
back into Japanese
私の空気の速度の速度を抑えるものと積み荷のない
back into English
Shall reduce the unladen air speed of the speed of my
back into Japanese
しなければならないのは速度の積み荷のない空気の速度を下げる私
http://translationparty.com/#6396368
MANKO is Pink positively!!! Those who consider - soon - the - you stop thinking and become precocious? It is to MANKO of good arrangement which ripened when Pink also had.
into Japanese
マンコはピンク積極的に！人々 -すぐに-を検討-その思考を停止し、早熟になるか？これはマンコ良い配列にしたときにピンクもあった熟成されます。
back into English
Manco is positively pink! People - now - consider - and stop thinking that you will be premature? It is pink when ripening was also a good array Manco.
back into Japanese
マンコ積極的にピンクです！人々 -今-を検討- 、その場合は時期尚早であるが思考停止するか？これが熟成のも良い配列のマンコはピンクです。
back into English
Manco is positively pink! People - now - consider - if you stop thinking it is too early? Manco array which is also a good, mature pink.
back into Japanese
マンコ積極的にピンクです！人々 -今-を検討-の場合は時期尚早である思考停止するか？これも良い、ピンク、成熟してマンコの配列。
>I'm gonna get you like a space boy! Woah woah woah woah
私は、宇宙少年のようにあなたを得るつもりだ！すごい迫力すごい迫力すごい迫力すごい迫力
>I'm going to get you space boy! Woah Woah Woah Woah
私は宇宙の少年を取りに行くよ！すごい迫力すごい迫力すごい迫力すごい迫力
>I'm going to get the boy in the universe! Woah Woah Woah Woah
私は、宇宙では、少年を取りに行くよ！すごい迫力すごい迫力すごい迫力すごい迫力
>I was in space, I'm going to take the boy! Woah Woah Woah Woah
私は男の子にするつもりだ私は宇宙にあった！すごい迫力すごい迫力すごい迫力すごい迫力
In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V.
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The universe is constantly being created, once every Planck unit of time. Our consciousness skims across each one in turn and gives the illusion of a constant physical system because we don't have the resolution to detect otherwise.
How come every time I ask Nell what the answer is to life, all it responds with is "42". When I ask what 42 means, it tells me that I'll need a bigger computer.
I remember my first time playing Morrowind. I hated it.
"Hi there, you dick. Welcome to Australia. Get off the boat and fuck off."
"Kay, now take this quiz. Looks like you're an archer based on your personality! Good fucking luck! Now go to this city."
>Fuck, where do I go... Holy shit, that's a giant bug I can't kill and... ... it's a taxi service? But I'm dirt poor. Guess I'm hoofing it.
Shirtless druggie guy: Oh.. uh.. hi. Um... I guess I need to get you started. Go join a guild or something.
Fighters guild: Go help this lady with her MONSTER PROBLEM.
>Kay.
Defenestration is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
nude
Previous thread
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/l50
I hope it gose okay this time
I'm in the place to be... and not to be at the same...
Time.
No one's posting in my thread ;.;
I feel so rejected...
Rejection is temporary!! My captcha is coyyish!!
what the butt oooooooooooooo
i HATE MYSELF SO MUCH.
What's the url?
I will read it! I promise.
Well...
Maybe not the whole thing, but some of it at least.
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Capatcha was fack
Now it's pouy, and I still can't spell captcha right on the first try
What's that place where milk comes in bags?
Aw, it just means she likes you.
Why did that girl put a dildo in my anus?
Alternative sausages.
What did those fucking hipsters eat for breakfast?
Pork Chop Sandwiches
I'm looking for new masturbation toys; what do you use?
I'd fuck that excrementially.
Kanu Unchou?
That man who is the de facto leader and owner of half of the western text boards.
Who is John Galt?
BREAK THE SUPPORT DISC
Say something that sounds like it has something to do with FF7 but actually has to do with something completely different, please?
That is not a good time to release the emergency mittens.
uh oh. The emergency mittens are on fire. This is bad, isn't it? What does it mean?
STRIKE ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
A sexless pedophile has broken into my house. What should I do?
Stop making sense.
What will happen to the Elitist Superstructure as we get older?
It's a question of lust.
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ´ω`) Those are just the immature clones. You always forget to unwrap 'em!
∧∧ Should I drink it?
＿｡ (･ω･ )＿
／c(＿ｱ旦￣￣／ヽ
／＿＿＿＿＿_／※※ヽ、
〆※ ※※※※※ ※ ※／／
∠二二二二二二二二二ゝ´
∧∧ It's a mystery.
＿｡ (･ω･ )＿
／c(＿ｱ旦￣￣／ヽ
／＿＿＿＿＿_／※※ヽ、
〆※ ※※※※※ ※ ※／／
∠二二二二二二二二二ゝ´
( ・ω・) Best not to touch it.
( ・-・) Go ahead and drink it. I won't tell!
vc: haw
∧∧ Too late, it went cold.
＿｡ (･ω･ )＿
／c(＿ｱ旦￣￣／ヽ
／＿＿＿＿＿_／※※ヽ、
〆※ ※※※※※ ※ ※／／
∠二二二二二二二二二ゝ´
( ・-・) You're such a pussy.
.∧ ∧ Sez you buddy buddy!
≡ (^（ ・ω・）
ヽ (^__）_从∩∩
≡ ） .＿＿） >・-・）･∵ -hurk-
（__,ノ V つ旦
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What's this? Bandit is peeing on the ball!
This is Puppy Bowl history, folks!
I hope the hamsters in the blimp are getting this!
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＿＿＿＿ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (・ω・) Better than the Super Bowl.
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Whats up?
HELLO JAPANESE! I AM HAPPY YANKEE
Is it true Japanese people have super powers, like in Railgun?
>>4
Yes, but don't worry if you're a Level 0, you'll always be able to become the pilot of a super robot! Everybody can!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without uncalled-for sequels!
Original Thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1226341745/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What's keeping shitty authors from becoming rich, again?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Edward Scissorhands was your big brother!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My big brother molested me, and it would have hurt a lot more if he had scissorhands.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where children didn't get molested!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Certain Bible-types would get away with other horrible things they do to children
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where false positive versus true negative arguments don't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What is this I don't even
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there were more jobs that required no learned skills.
⊂(ﾟ-ﾟ⊂⌒つ But then nobody would want to learn skills.
⊂(ﾟヮﾟ⊂⌒つ A world of bittan bittan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thanks to you I just watched a video of two chibi boys flopping like fish. AGAIN.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where no-one doubts the power and motivations of the Elitist Superstructure!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Attempts to overthrow the elitist superstructure are humorous to watch.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where alcohol never causes liver disease!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd have to be really, really careful not to end up inside one....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we could actually reward those who work hard to some good end without making the entire system bankrupt!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) While 'hard work' (being the application of intense or persistent effort to a job or task) is admirable, it's important to note that due to the disparate skill sets and mental/physical capabilities of each individual man or woman, there's no guarantee the resulting product or service will be of any desirable quality or quantity. As well, this proposed world may suffer from an inverted income disparity; a mentally feeble person may become wealthy for factory work, whereas the naturally-adept ubermencsh has trouble paying his mortgage because, for him, nothing is challenging enough to constitute hard work.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Billy Mumy could turn you into a jack-in-the-box for thinking bad thoughts!