What lovely weather we're having.
Sod the extra money from ESA. I want to go on JSA and get a free pen drive!
Welcome to the land of spineless hedonists.
I prefer dwarfs to dwarves.
A lovely picture, wouldn't you agree?
If I tuck my penis between my legs, I almost look like a girl!
I shouldn't have agreed to go on that trip with those people. That kind of "fun" is not for people like me. What's more, one of the two friends that wanted to come along just backed out.
When I was in my teens, I felt I had a vocation to take Holy Orders and become a Catholic priest. I was in the early stages of discernment, however, I met someone with who I wanted to raise a family within the sacrament of marriage. I plan on becoming a deacon after I'm 35, if my wife agrees.
I think some of the people who post on /jp/ feel a spiritual calling, and in previous eras would have become men of the cloth, or joined monastic orders. With religion as a "career" declining, they don't have the option.
So they become hermits who obsess over purity and icons. Some join NEET mendicant orders who rely on autismbux. Rather than making a real connection to God and a parish or monastery, they make tulpas and lose themselves in the meditation of 1cc'ing danmaku game. /jp/ has become their closed community of rituals, and scheduled worship.
When posters talk about a /jp/ mansion, what they really want is a /jp/ monastery.
I'm really confused about what's going on in this picture...
gPeople often mistake the British allergy to taking anything at all seriously for cynicism," friend and British writer Laurie Penny explains to me. There are only a very few things, like Doctor Who and binge drinking, that we allow ourselves to enjoy unironically. Eurovision isn't one of them, particularly because we consider ourselves culturally and creatively superior to almost every other national entrant, despite our terrible food, horrible weather, Tracey Emin and Coldplay."
>>869 I know this is copy-pasted, but I completely agree with it.
It seems that a Korean man (probably a teacher) gets a folder of some sort from the window, turns around and walk towards a group of Korean people inviting them to follow them. At the same time a Korean woman sticks her head out of the window. In the background a Korean man facing the crowd can be seen masturbating with his pants down. Somebody is asking him to stop by grabbing his arm.
A story on Southern American websites claim that masturbating person is a teacher. He assaulted a student for using headphones in his class and then went into a hall, dropped his pants and started to masturbate in front of a class of girls.
By contrast, a new language or OS can make the machine feel
different, give excitement, novelty. But today thatfs done by a
cool web site or a higher CPU clock rate or some cute little
device that should be a computer but isnft.
i watch this every day
(EΝE) Is a P.O. box fine?
Changes in v11.0:
it didn't work flawlessly
in fact we had a bajillion guys making up their own words and shit for what they wrote, sometimes solely to make it fit to their meter and rhythm or to make a play sound a little bit more normal by avoiding long statements to put across a single thought
rap still does rape english though
Poe and Shakespeare were really big offenders in that regard, much of what Poe used was slang that he butchered, neither canon nor proper slang.
Such a peaceful day was today. That thunderstorm brought some cool air.
I'm hanging out with cool air tonight.
'the brain thinks' is linguistic idealization
didn't you get the mii
that reminds mii, formal petition to change the thread title! abolish the [Brains]
was that a formal petition, or just a petition... id have to fill some form at some ministry or other for it to be formal...
where's the minister of threads naming? this thread is pretty popular thought, maybe it has its own minister...
Of course, the foolish budgie had forgotten that
children have ankles, and
attached to these ankles are feet, and feet can be used to kick, and kicking can be used to launch a budgie into the stratosphere (assuming, as in this case, that
the universe was on the cusp of exploding, as it was wont to do) and so it was quite a normal experience for the smallest force of childhood whimsy to launch the craziest matter into space, where they were soon evaporated in any case by the violent conflagration of the humdrum universal cataclysm.
"Stop!" exclaimed an oddly familiar voice, "This
Heat is my favorite band!"
The voice belonged to none other than Benix McBenisson, half-brother of Alebart O'Bartley, illegitimate father of Corpulous Corpissussion, who once met a guy who called himself Charles the Nerdslayer, though he really didn't get to know the guy very well.
Benix McBenisson was a brilliant investor and had made a small fortune in the cock market, which he was always willing to share. His half-brother, on the other hand, was nothing but a slob who went around having children out of wedlock. Which was really quite a shame when you consider the O'Bartley family's legacy.
The earliest known members of the O'Bartley clan were hunter-gatherer-marketers, who invented the art of convincing people to buy things they couldn't afford before money was even a concept. From there on, the O'Bartleys appear several times in ancient legends as brave warriors and kings. It is said that every part of the world has, at some point, belonged to an O'Bartley. In fact, recent discoveries have revealed that there may have been a Chinese O'Bartley dynasty, and that it was simply poorly translated or whichever branch of the O'Bartley family tree that went there changed their name to something that would blend in better.
In somewhat more recent history, O'Bartleys served as highly decorated soldiers in several wars, including, but not limited to, the American Independence war and both World Wars. In fact, some historians claim that Adolf Hitler did not, in fact, commit suicide, but instead was killed by Clarence O'Bartley, who later became known for performing in various circuses around the United States and a few in Canada.
universe with completely different values for its fundamental constants, the uranium-based lifeforms orbiting a galaxy-sized black hole decided to
get fucked uuuuuup!
>>141 Works with the South Park guys. In numerous episodes of South Park, people say that global warming isn't real.
>>142 sells his fancy emission quotas that generate money out of thin air whilst polluting it all the same.
>>144 gets a lot of donated money which he uses solely to organize conferences on climate change around the world and to travel to them.
>>146 Is increasing the birth rates in industrialized economies, leading to more major CO2 producers.
>>147 is alive and exhaling needless amounts of CO² into the atmosphere.
>>148 Gets people to drive electric cars, and says nothing about how much CO2 is created from power plants, and the amount of losses caused by power transmission lines. Add to that the energy needed to produce bi rechargeable batteries, and that might be a big problem.
It doesn't help that >>148 acts like a South Park hybrid car owner.
"sex with pigs" bacon
BUT I HATE THE SMELL OF SEAWATER
"if i was a pokemon i'll either be a psyduck or a jigglypuff" robert downey
sea man south park
"welcome to my website"
"world wide pleb"
Damn I thought that was really clever I hoped I was the first to think of it
"snes flash cart"
I wanted to know if they exist. They do. For N64 too! I'd get both, but they're over $100 and I can't afford that much right now... maybe later.
That happens all the time for me too. I hate it.
( ˃ ˂) Hi! My captcha is hi and I can't help myself, but greet you! I know that my post number is divisible by 2, 5, 10 (who could have guessed?!) and 37! Did you know that 2, 5 and 37 are prime numbers? Isn't it interesting that you can write up any number using only primes? It's fascinating when you think about it! Imagine, in the entire universe only a small bunch of creatures on a tiny rock devised it! I think what makes us, humans speci...
I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.
Now I really want a kepab but my dad bought me mcdonalds yesterday and it's bad to have fast food twice in a week
I'm at a shithick stage of my life. That is being a NEET and feeling bad about it.
It's my favorite show! Starsky and Chutch!
I can only hope the captain captures this catchish captcha!
When I pick a big boug from my nose, I eat it.
Thank god that I'm inume to so many deadly diseases! ( ί ί)
( E-E) Then again, it would be unyize to be so reckless...
My nudetion gland is itching again. I must strip down and run around naked!
Untermensch? I would call it a subape.