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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (391) 2: ITT your last google search [PART III] (363) 3: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] (82) 4: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (953) 5: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (935) 6: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#24] (981) 7: MAN THREAD (3) 8: ( ί °ί) Post mildly uplifting things (520) 9: [Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (411) 10: loli (3) 11: [Part 9] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (251) 12: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (585) 13: ITT we are /jp/ [4chan] (21) 14: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (266) 15: Post itt every time you think about Punctual Gomez (15) 16: My wingwangwong (12) 17: [TOURISM] Questions for Japan [CURIOSITY) (13) 18: loli (1) 19: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (704) 20: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (661) 21: [COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (6) 22: [CYOA] Choose Your Own Adventure! [Collaborative] (123) 23: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (344) 24: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (23) 25: [Finding] Scavenger Hunt! [Scavenging] (38) 26: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (790) 27: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (357) 28: poo in a butt. (60) 29: lolil (1) 30: [MITTENS] ( ί ƒŽί) [SO EXCITE][PART 1] (17) 31: Only prime numbers may talk (442) 32: [DQN] New DQN slogan [Slogan] [New] (238) 33: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (58) 34: loil (3) 35: loli (4) 36: [Torrent] Ύ QUALITY TORRENTS Ύ [DQN] (22) 37: A STUPID YOUTUBER (2) 38: Necrobump this thread! (77) 39: ITT we apologize for something we did. (35) 40: volafile room katalog (1)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (391)

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 03:08

Whenever I hear someone say "I'm a realist", "I can see through the fake" or something like that I instantly get skeptical.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 05:14

Cute girl spiking >>378's drink with the black goo from Prometheus.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:39

Why is the macos "power button" key approximately where the esc / backspace key is on a normal keyboard

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:58

Think different.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:31

>>384 I'm using a mac just now and I'm not sure what you mean

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:52

Seems that it isn't the default keyboard, my bad. Still, it's pretty annoying when I'm not used to it.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 14:10

what the heck, was esc always on the top-left?
never mind, I'm just going crazy

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 21:49

>>387 Yeah, that's F13 on my keyboard.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 22:36

Oh my god, Natasha Rostov is just the absolute cutest. I swear, if she does fall for that bastard Anatole Kuragin I'm going to just ragequit this book, I don't even care that I'm already several hundred pages in.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 01:59

actually we only have the one holodeck, but it's holodeck three

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (363)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 08:58


355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 22:27

Wikipedia Pork Pie

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 10:44

qpr zucchini

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 02:54


358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 13:50

how to shave own anus

359 Name: sage : 1993-09-8751 13:35


360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 16:31

bancho japan

361 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8754 00:05

wheel of fortune china

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 21:52

smol little bean

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 01:48

war and peace ebook

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] (82)

1 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-8690 05:04

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 17:57


74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 21:15

Leider sollte Gopher nicht lange bestehen. Im Jahr 1994 erschien der
damals sehr populaere Webbrowser Mosaic Netscape 0.95beta, der zum
ersten Mal das World Wide Web in einer benutzerfreundlichen Weise
praesentierte. Die Auszeichnungssprache HTML ermoeglichte etwas, was
es bei Gopher schlicht nicht gibt: Design. Seitdem verlagerte sich
der Schwerpunkt bei der Gestaltung von Internet-Angeboten weg von
einer einheitlichen und auch fuer Neulinge schnell zu erlernenden
Navigation hin zu einer "coolen" Gestaltung und allerlei
"Alleinstellungsmerkmalen" beim Auftritt im Internet. Das mag
unterhaltsamer sein, wir haben jetzt immerhin YouTube und Web 2.0,
aber es ist eigentlich eine Katastrophe gewesen.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 21:36


76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8754 12:33


77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8754 19:46

╰„Ÿ>$ make -f Makefile -f game/Makefile game/burrito.p8 -B
nix-shell -p gmp gcc haskellPackages.idris --run 'idris -i src game/burrito.idr --execute' > game/burrito.lua
cp game/burrito.lua game/burrito.lua.tmp
awk '{print; if ($0 == "lua"){exit;}}' < game/burrito.p8 > game/burrito.p8.tmp
echo | cat game/burrito.lua - >> game/burrito.p8.tmp
sed '/^gfx$/,//!d' < game/burrito.p8 >> game/burrito.p8.tmp
mv game/burrito.p8.tmp game/burrito.p8

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 01:30


80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 04:38

U - [GWAVE Super Feature's Volume 4 [U™TOPIA] #11] Ride on Fate

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 21:58

This particular flavor of suffering spares the privileged: historically, straight white males. They had the money so they got the education so they defined class so they controlled the language so they spread the most stories, any of which can serve as template for gwhite dude.h This says nothing about acuity of suffering, only that such suffering can be communicated more easily and with more nuance. gIfm not Elliott Smith depressed today—itfs more of a Bright Eyes feel. Know what I mean, officer?h gNo lies, just love, sir. You have a nice day.h Gross misunderstandings are rare. Oh, you can try—Bushwick art majors tweeting gwhite people be thinkin physical intimacy be spicy foodh—but it rings hollow, because everyone knows at least one horrible gfree hugsh guy and his equally horrible friend with a fetish for sriracha. Or at least knows the type. In contrast, white people get their info about minorities from cuckold porn, or worse—sketch comedy.

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[Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (953)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 05:29

I will miss all the cuckoo clocks.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Get back to the funny stuff!
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ ΘΘ@
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(EΝE )
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 23:36

(E-E ) Experimental pill formula: results inconclusive, more testing will...

( E-E) Oh hey.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 23:49

( E-E) um....

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8728 18:44

@@ @ .Θ Θ@@AND WE'RE BACK!
ί@(^i EƒΦEj@@@
@ @ R@ (^__j_˜ΈΏΏ
@ί@ j@.QQj >E-Ej₯ζ -hurk-
@ @ i__,ƒm@@@V@‚Β’U
@@@@@@@@@ ‚Ζ.__)_)
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948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 18:48

( EƒΦE) Get out your ice cream cones, kids! It's puzzle time!!

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 20:32

Why did you kick me in the back of my head?
Because it's puzzle time, silly! Ready, kids?
For starters, let's assume this cow is perfectly spherical
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@cow ball, got it...
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ ΘΘ@
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(EΝE )
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 00:01

-spherical hamburgers, and they are delicious! We tried-
@QQQQ@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @Θ___Θ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@@@@@@@iMƒnL @j@Oh, my...
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 16:29

( EƒΦE) Hey kids! Today's a very important day! It's Total Eclipse Day!
( EƒΦE) Many people become frightened by eclipses. Some believe they are harbingers of destruction. I know I sure do!
( EƒΦE) So here's what we're gonna do.
( EƒΦE) When the darkness falls in your neighborhood, that's your cue to run madly around, screaming and setting everything on fire!

( EƒΦE) Do it for me, kids!

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 15:34

Well, the eclipse came and went without a single riot or zombie
uprising. The Ogdru Jahad are safely trapped in ice for at least the next two years. One kid was holding a lit match to a courthouse, but
the stone building failed to catch on f-
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@j I should send that kid an autograph.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 21:35

( EΝE) Clonepa crap ass

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (935)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 22:29

Not sure if it was hot or just a sad man wanking in the rain

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 16:34

i was right

Pete from "Cinema of Cool" has sent in this fun rumor..
"This is sort of a rumor, I'm not 100% sure if its in fact true, but when The Crazy 88s are in the private room in the HOBL chatting and goofing around. One of them is telling a story/joke in Japanese and making a reference to his groin area. He is supposedly telling the "E Lois" joke Nice Guy Eddie told Mr White, Mr Orange and Mr Pink on the way to the warehouse meeting in Reservoir Dogs.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 22:35

Well, I mean, you pick: either Gandalf was fond of the occasional toke, or Numenor was teeming with semi-immortal hicks and their gross dip cups. I can see a couple of hobbits kicking up their heels with a pipe of cannabis and Saruman's best snacks in the watery ruins of Isengard, but it is really hard to imagine Tar-Palantir, elf-friend and follower of the old ways, spitting a brown missile of chaw runoff into the bushes as he tended the White Tree with his doomed daughter tucking a lipful at his side.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 00:37

Trust me, talent is not the #1 requirement for making a game. Bullheaded determination is far more useful.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 10:20

That's why those panda bastards will NEVER get a dime from me. I can be petty too.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 17:09

Its the fucking hobos that ruin public restrooms and those inside markets and restaurants to the point where they are all closed or locked, so ordinary law abiding citizens have nowhere to piss. I literally choose to pee in my pants sometimes if I'm in an urban area and there's no public toilet and nowhere to hide. Its still public urination I guess but I seriously doubt any cop would arrest me or person call cops on me for peeing in my pants as opposed to having my dick out.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 18:05

friend i understand you have autism you don't have to keep rubbing it in

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 16:35

i would date one of these girls if they prove their loyalty by letting me shit in their cunt and staple it shut.

the rules are that they can't get rid of the poo for a week, and if they can last it, then i'll be their meal ticket.
little do they know i just want to watch the sepsis progress while i furiously tug my chode.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 04:37

I'm temporarily limiting access to github only to those developers (if your name can be found anywhere in the contributor list in github, then you're considered a dev).

Behave kids. Remember the lessons of the marshmallow test.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 20:54

I love New York City in the rain. It's the only place I know that makes it's own gravy.
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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#24] (981)

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 20:13

500,000 of my closest friends are here. Introduce yourself!

973 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8756 23:03


974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 05:31

That reminds me, I so desperately want there to be a hidden dark side to Kemono Friends but realistically I don't think that's ever gonna happen.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:38

isn't a little dark already? though I suppose it could've been much worse.

976 Name: sage : 1993-09-8757 10:02

I hope the new friends game is good when it comes out.I'd like to see how the lore pans out.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:28

I suppose it is a little dark how Friends lose their memory when eaten (absorbed?) by Ceruleans. I almost cried with Serval when she struggled with her lost memories of Mirai. But at least it seems they never really die, just reincarnate, so not that dark. Definitely less dark than the real animal world where animals eat each other and stay dead.

I had been hoping that Japari Park was really in a post-apocalyptic world where Kaban was the only remaining human, but it seems pretty likely now that humans are still around, they just had to evacuate the island because of the Ceruleans.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:59

If you haven't already, try the fanmade episode 12.99. Really feels like another normal episode.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 14:18

>>977 I think when they get eaten they're converted back into whatever animal they were before. I don't think they actually lose their memories, but their animal brains can't handle complex memories involving things like speech and written language. Whatever doesn't fit back in their animal brain just gets kind of shaved off. So when Kaban got eaten she didn't lose her memories because she changed from a human Friend to a regular human, she didn't have to shave anything off because her brain didn't get downgraded. And when Serval saw Mirai she knew her voice, which animals are good at remembering (think of your dog coming when you and only you call for it) but nothing else about her. Serval probably got eaten in the initial Cerulean outbreak and turned back into a normal serval, but then was turned back into a Friend for a second time.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 15:25

Raid ant & roach killer just shuts those fuckers down like throwing a switch.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 17:59

I wonder if paizuri is different with a Keijo champion.

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1 Name: MAN : 1993-09-6002 15:54

I want to fuck you, DQN.
I know you say you're guys, the whole "No girls on the internet thing and all. But I know deep inside everyone of you is a ditzy slut that wants nothing more than to be allowed to shrug off the male role that you so pitifully fill, jump into some sexy clothes and worship a real man as his loyal bitch. I can't wait to see your lipstick red lips move up and down the shaft of my cock as you stare up at me with your darling big eyes. I want to see you struggle to take all my cum in your mouth without messing up your makeup. I want to see you buck your boypussy against my cock while you moan in ecstasy, in your orgasmic throes willingly surrendering every shred of your manhood to me. Many of you complain that girls ignore you and that you will never get laid. It's time that you realized what you have known all along, that you are not a real man worthy of a woman. You deserve, desire and hope for nothing other than to be a man's fucktoy girlfriend.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 17:04

hoep u enjoy ur neckbeard fucktoy

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 15:18

I made a promise to myself that I'd pick a random old thread and bump it. Unfortunately, this thread's number came up.


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( ί °ί) Post mildly uplifting things (520)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 20:51

( ί °ί) Catching a glimpse of a stack of carefully folded mittens waiting in the closet for winter time.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 20:16

( ί °ί) Hillary will never be president.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 23:48

( ί °ί) everything is only getting better

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 22:33

( ί °ί) Wefre going to win so much, youfre going to be so sick and tired of winning, youfre going to come to me and go ePlease, please, we canft win anymore.f

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 00:46

( ί °ί) At least they have good intentions.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 09:56

( ί °ί) You never have to come up with an April Fool's joke if it's always September.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 21:18

( ί °ί) Still breathing!

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 19:44

( ί °ί) Calling someone you haven't seen in years and picking up your conversation right where you left off.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 21:38

( ί °ί) I have recently gained the courage to post in a mailing list.
( ί °ί) The thought of even using IRC has forever been terrifying to me, yet I have emailed a set of complete strangers twice in the past 24 hours.

No replies yet, though.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 23:16

( ί °ί) Getting piggy with your bro weekend

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 02:43

Starting a natural fire with no effort.

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[Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (411)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:30

>>2 what is the parallel universe when the Sega Master System/Sega Mark III far more popular than the Nintendo NES/Famicom?

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 10:27

>>401 Me and my sister agree on one more thing.

>>403 What is it like in the parallel universe where polyamory is the norm and wanting your partner to exclusively have sex with you is considered weird and possessive?

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 13:50

>>402 Family lines and inheritance are predominantly matrilineal, and no one uses "bastard" as an insult.

>>404 What's it like in the parallel universe where all the websites disappeared a few days ago?

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 16:50

>>403 NEETs start a riot because there is no other way for them to communicate with others for the purpose of relieving anger.

>>405 What is it like in the parallel universe where being a NEET is impossible?

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 04:43

>>404 Since nobody wastes their life, the full power of humanity is put to use. We are scientifically advanced, though artistically conservative ("Moe" is unknown). However, sometimes a grey-coated salaryman stops on his way to the office and stares up at the sky for a moment, wondering if all this is really necessary.

>>406 What is it like in the universe where Pangaea never split?

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 07:18

Due to the spin of the earth, the massive continent becomes centered on the equator. The interior is a hot desert. Animals like reptiles thrive while mammals struggle. No mammals bigger than a rabbit ever evolve.

But let's pretend somehow humans still evolved. The harsh environment and lack of diversity keeps them stuck with primitive society and technology.

What's it like in the universe where staunch environmentalism is the norm and only small groups of activists are anti-eco? (They prefer to call themselves "pro-human")

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 20:18

Well, that only came to the forefront of public concern due to events in the first half of the 20th century. The Anum (Anti-Umwelt-Pro-Menschlichkeit) party of Germany rose to power and ended up depriving the world of some 12 million plantkin (six million of whom were evergreen trees). Long story short, there was worldwide warring and now it is illegal to hang Christmas decorations in Germany.
Some small pro-human groups decide to burn trees and shout loudly about things every so often, but luckily there are so few of them that PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Arboreal life (and other plantkin)) manage to keep things under control without the Neo-Anums getting too much news coverage.

What's it like in the universe where people get a different talent every birthday, replacing last year's talent, but don't immediately know what it is?

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 17:38

The biggest difference is that professional athletes have very short careers. However, pop idols have careers that are about the same length as they are right now.

What is it like in the parallel universe where every birth involves eugenics?

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 20:05

>>408 Everyone is white, asian or a mix thereof. The entire world is a high trust society, peaceful and law abiding, and everyone does their best, because to do less would be dishonorable. Every male child is put through a brutal coming of age test to cull the weak.

What's it like in the universe where cats have thumbs?

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 10:38

This famous Dwarf Fortress bug never happened.

What's it like in the universe where all disputes are settled with real-life danmaku battles?

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:42

There's a new meaning to the phrase "It's curtains for you".

What's it like in the universe where rock-paper-scissors is a recognised martial art?

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loli (3)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 14:38


3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 21:44

3D isn't loli

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