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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (858) 2: [FUNNY][HAHA] ITT we make a DQN joke [HUMOROUS][PART IV] (20) 3: CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (337) 4: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (375) 5: ITT your last google search [PART III] (121) 6: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (969) 7: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (658) 8: Japanese dating spam is the best spam! (62) 9: ITT the previous poster has a largely useless superpower (500) 10: [funeral] Mittens is dead ( ί ƒŽί) [ god bless] (9) 11: Hello I am Korean (35) 12: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (549) 13: You know what? Fuck >>53 [GROUP DISCUSSION] (44) 14: [♥] ITT we tell the previous poster we love them [‚Ε‚κ‚Ε‚κ] (33) 15: „‹(`„DL„‹) WHY???? (393) 16: ITT the previous poster is responsible for global warming. (193) 17: ITT The previous poster is responsible for worldwide obesity. (100) 18: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (610) 19: ITT we say heretical things [HERESY] (12) 20: [Health] ITT the previous poster is grotesquely obese [Fitness] (14) 21: [Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (647) 22: ITT the previous poster is on Third (11) 23: ITT We (53) 24: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (909) 25: Demanding from the next poster (848) 26: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (762) 27: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (307) 28: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (326) 29: [VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (172) 30: ITT we use DQN as a answering machine (148) 31: ITT the previous poster is a panda (986) 32: Only prime numbers may talk (432) 33: ITT we think up new ITT threads. [META] [Shark jump] (338) 34: ITT we hit on neko-chan (16) 35: [DQN] Post without thinking [Shitty thread] (221) 36: Please, do not be unkind to the small robot. (13) 37: ITT ANOTHER GAY THREAD FOR FAGS AND LITTLE GIRLS (28) 38: shitty fucking poetry night (316) 39: freech.net new board (1) 40: freech.net new board (1)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (858)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 04:39

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849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 20:48

>>787
i have a custom xmodmap that creates another type of modifier key out of one of the left alt, and in that modifier key i have a ten-key pad overlaid on htn-gcr-*\+. The rest is programmer dvorak. Having the {} available like it is in programmer dvorak is beyond nice for latex, and very nice for other programming languages too.
I also turned a bunch of the top-right keys into dead keys so they wouldn't hurt my right pinky, and replaced them with shortcuts in the new overlay. it's been about three years since i settled on this layout and it works great. Actually, i think i must have modified the programmer dvorak slightly to get \ on my right ring finger. also very nice for latex and programming.

i'm wondering if i have any hope to transition to a woman, lol.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 20:55

IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP

851 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8397 23:37

Picnics are a lot of fun

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 07:33

Ha-ha! Put that in your instruction pipeline and smoke it!

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 07:35

what do you do when the pleasure center of your brain is so fried that even eurobeat isnt fast enough anymore

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 13:38

>>853
Is this fast enough for you?

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 14:12

>>855 I bought all the goreshit CD releases but I'm still waiting for otakutone. It would take pride of place on my shelf next to Japanese Mathafacka.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 16:50

Exploding with happiness

857 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8398 18:32

>>853 you're going about it all wrong. It's time to wrap around to drone metal.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 19:01

I have been very sad inside me lately. I decided to spend the last two days browsing huge 2D breasts. They are nice. However I am picky and it takes long to find what I really like.

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[FUNNY][HAHA] ITT we make a DQN joke [HUMOROUS][PART IV] (20)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 12:13

Previously:
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156478826/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156548439/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156551472/

A >>5, a >>6 and a >>7 walk into a bar. The >>5 asks the bartender for a >>4, to which the bartender replies ">>8"; the >>6 then asks the bartender for a >>3, to which comes the reply ">>9". Finally, the >>7 asks for a >>2, and the bartender says ">>11". "But >>10!" protests the >>7, to which the bartender replies - wait for it, you're going to love this one - ">>12"!

Hahaha, now is that a funny joke or what?

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 14:41

A what?

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:19

Man, my life is starting to feel like a big joke.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:32

A squat Armenian pawnbroker, a Corean and a That one dokyun with a trip walk into a bar. The squat Armenian pawnbroker asks the bartender for a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, to which the bartender replies "we don't serve those here"; the Corean then asks the bartender for a sparkling grape juice cocktail, to which comes the reply "What are you, some kind of ass-eater?". Finally, the That one dokyun with a trip asks for a PENIS, and the bartender says "A what?". "But You were holding one a minute ago!" protests the That one dokyun with a trip, to which the bartender replies - wait for it, you're going to love this one - "Man, my life is starting to feel like a big joke."!

Hahaha, now is that a funny joke or what?

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:36

( EƒΦE) Hey folks, check out this hilarious new joke I made up.

( EƒΦE) A squat Armenian pawnbroker, a Corean and that one dokyun with a trip walk into a bar. The squat Armenian pawnbroker asks the bartender for a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, to which the bartender replies "we don't serve those here." The Corean then asks the bartender for a sparkling grape juice cocktail, to which comes the reply "What are you, some kind of ass-eater?"

( EƒΦE) Finally, that one dokyun with a trip asks for a PENIS, and the bartender says "A what?" "But you were holding one a minute ago!" protests that one dokyun with a trip, to which the bartender replies - wait for it, you're going to love this one..."Man, my life is starting to feel like a big joke."

( EƒΦE) Bahahahahahahhahahah!!!

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 04:22

Hahaha, I'm in tears, >>14! The PENIS bit got me.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 12:19

I liked the part where the Corean asked for [apology] juice.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 12:53

Here is the next joke: >>18,20-24,19,26,25,30,28,27,29

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 13:17

Okay, so a dokyun, a VIPPER and a loli walk into a bar, right?

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 14:08

"No, I said <i>grapes</i>! With a G!"

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 17:53

Sageru style broken html

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CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (337)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 17:58

CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ]

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 16:46

Live fast, die young, and win the sperm competition.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 20:33

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 20:45

The Universityfs disciplinary process is not a legal process and thus rules of law, evidence, and procedure used in legalproceedings do not apply and will not be used.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 20:56

βq

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 05:51

: it's in melbourne

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 11:37

When Diogenes asked Antisthenes to mentor him, Antisthenes ignored him and reportedly "eventually beat him off with his staff".[1] Diogenes responds, "Strike, for you will find no wood hard enough to keep me away from you, so long as I think you've something to say."[1]

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 14:10

Really, these were all solvable problems! Depression is treatable, new jobs are findable, and bodies can be hidden.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 07:02

gThere is no evidence it is an extensive black-market parallel system that would generate a large number of organs from executed prisoners,h Millis said, adding that unsanctioned transplants occur in other parts of the world as well.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 10:50

an English occultist, ceremonial magician, poet, painter, novelist, and mountaineer.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 16:16

: his clients committed suicide at a rate that would have alarmed a man armed with less robust self-confidence.

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (375)

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (121)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 21:17

asia carrera

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 22:34

minesweeper metagame

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 08:40

my beautiful laundrette

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 10:12

"fat people not good"

116 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8395 10:28

imprisoning snakes condom

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 16:22

character development is bullshit

>Related searches
>agile development is bullshit

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 18:02

russian national anthem

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:10

checking ethernet connection

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:12

420-69-1337 social security number

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 08:31

–ΦŒΓεό

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (969)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 21:48

You just ushered in an epidemic of burglaries by people with cerebral palsy. Canada loses again.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 18:28

Because Yang, like many retarded chinese figures across history got cucked to death because they married a shitty ideology and couldn't see 2 meters in front of them or didn't go with the times.

See most of the chink dinasties

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 21:46

Uh, "decent" is a strong word.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 21:50

Air Superiority exactly needs much more balance. For late game (it's 1052) there are 10 000 German interceptors versus totally 8000 planes of USA and Britain flying over London in fight of air superiority. Its silly numbers. About 20 000 planes only over Britain. It is enought to protect Earth against alien intervention.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 04:50

Vinny of Vinesauce likes to have sex with underage girls and boys and he uses his youtube fame and power to cover it up. You guys are awful people for supporting him because you are indirectly supporting the rape of young children. It makes me sick to even think about it! I can't believe you people

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 12:30

//This is a quick JSON parser I made that doesn't work on all cases, just the necessary ;*

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 21:43

i1942652 	a really big integer of over 1 million bits.

>>965 can surely only end well wwww

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 22:31

Interesting idea. Having that in mind loli vampires can be seen as the western bourgeoisie, notably with a strong French feeling as a nod to the the French Revolution in 1789, which signaled the beginning of global capitalist dominance in the 19th century. In fact the Scarlets' intrusion into Gensokyo is reminiscent of historical process of colonization by the Europeans during the Victorian Era, during which the colonial superpowers were not only invading and conquering less advanced states, but also exporting their own traditions and customs in an attempt to ``spread the civilization''.

In EoSD this process is represented by the Scarlet Mist Incident. The reason for starting it was quite trivial: Remilia wanted to feel comfortable during daytime, which could not be achieved with the omnipresent sunlight, but her initial idea to deal with that problem required forcing the native inhabitants of Gensokyo to conform to her foreign personal standards. This act of selfishness bears a striking resemblance to the diplomatic incidents during the Victorian Era caused by the violation of cultural taboos by the westerners, such as the Namamugi Incident. Ultimately, only a strong resistance by the Gensokyo natives forced the intruders from SDM to recognize them as their equals rather than inferiors, paralleling the recognition of Japan as the Great Power following the Meiji Restoration.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:26

>argh I come from a foreign land, giveth thine women unto me
>not so fast essai we'really getting riggity wreck'd by this trollsquid
> aite famalam let me at it
>he ripped its arm off the absolute madman
>thine women, fair Dane?
>kek, try the bottom of the lame
>if you saith so, companion, though it is a strange place to storeth thine maidens
>my god, what is that abomination, I had best destroy it with this conveniently located magical ax
>beowulf has returned! he has killed the trollsquid's mother
>then he shall be king

Right here, OP.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 06:18

Age is just a number. Prison is just a word.

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ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (658)

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 03:10

>>648
A few fingers once. It wasn't great.

>>650
What happen?

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 03:15

>>649
Someone most likely got mad over something inconsequential.

>>651
Should I start exercising?

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 10:53

>>650
No, never.

>>652
If there were suddenly no social norms whatsoever about what you can or can't wear, what sort of clothing would you choose to wear?

652 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8394 21:05

>>651
I'd probably just wear what I normally do since I already have those clothes, but I'd look into buying those things the Arabs wear that look like dresses since they look comfortable. Women's dresses always have crinkles or other frills on them that I probably wouldn't like. I might just go out in my underwear if it's really hot, assuming public nudity is still taboo. Winter time I'd wear robes and shit over sweats since it doesn't rain much.

>>653
I'm thinking of using my food dehydrator to make tomato leather for sandwiches that I pack for lunch in order to replace fresh tomatoes since they are very moist and contribute to making the bread soggy if left for several hours in a closed and non breathable environment. Is this a good idea or comoletely idiotic?

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 21:30

>>652
Sounds good to me. It's basically sundried tomatoes, just without the sun. The only way to find out is to try it for yourself though!

>>654
If you had the ability of complete mind control of as many people as you like for as long as you like, what would you do with it?

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 16:56

>>653 I'd have everyone sing the same note and see if it resonates enough to shatter glass.

>>655 What kind of funny science experiment would you conduct if you got a one million dollar grant and had to spend all of it on that one experiment?

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 11:17

>>654
Effects of Hyperagressive Genetically Engineered Catgirls with Nymphomania on Lonely Nerds

>>656
Have you ever been in love?

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 01:06

>>655
I don't believe I was ever in love. I have had emotional problems for a very long time.

>>657
Do you enjoy lighting fireworks?

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 03:56

>>656
Never have, don't see the point. They're such a pain in the neck to legally set up for a few seconds of light that are about as impressive as a screensaver, and there are much more impressive things if you're willing to go outside legality. Perhaps if I'd made them by hand or something I'd have some investment in the result.

>>658
Pen or pencil?

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 04:34

>>657
Pencil. It's more expressive and it's easily correctable. I almost never use pen.

>>659
I've been having trouble getting out of my house and going to work. The job is fine, I need the money, but instead of walking out the door I'll find myself doing things like pace back and forth trying to figure out why I'm pacing back and forth. Any advice?

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Japanese dating spam is the best spam! (62)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 22:48

MANKO is Pink positively!!! those who consider -- soon -- the -- you stop thinking and become precocious? It is to MANKO of good arrangement which ripened when Pink also had. Don't you think that it is young and MANKO of tightness of Pink is better, and doesn't it become precocious? Such a thing cannot be found! The direction of ripe MANKO manipulates MANKO freely and makes CHINKO ascend to heaven in the highest. It is as !? about the ability to declare [ why ] that that is right. That is because it actually experienced! It is being able to say, since the highest MANKO sex of a someone else's wife and n— was experienced. If it has a sex, it will be decided that the more pleasant one says! By all means, please experience.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 10:24

I keep getting followed on Twitter by what is either a Japanese girl looking for a sex friend or someone pretending to be a Japanese girl looking for a sex friend. The account keeps getting deleted but they just keep following me again. I think they're following me because I have so few other followers. That's pretty clever if you think about it. Because I have so few followers I'm more likely to notice when the number increases, even if it's just by one, and thus more likely to go to "her" account to see who followed me.

That said, even if I wasn't entirely certain that meeting up with the owner of the account would be a good way to get mugged/taken to a love hotel and raped on camera, it's not like I could go see her that easily. I don't live in Japan.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 07:22

>>53
I seriously doubt IRL meeting is the end goal of any spammers, too risky. It's usually blackmail or money wiring scams.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 15:43

>>26
but who doesn't want to enlarge his penis?

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 16:18

>>55
Peter North.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 05:29

Mashumiru woman

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 05:27

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 16:35

I never get Japanese dating spam, only Chinese dating spam.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 01:08

Japanese dating spam is better than the spam we had a few days ago.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 01:54

I get spam in Chinese. When I run it through online translators, it's advertisements for seminars that will teach me how to become an effective middle manager. They have titles like "Understanding your role" and "Conveying the aim of executives to employees effectively".

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 03:34

>>61
That's disappointing. I wish I was still getting Japanese Cheat On Your Wife spam. Nowadays its all co.uk casino crap.
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ITT the previous poster has a largely useless superpower (500)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 08:33

>>0 gets an honorary mention in nearly all ITT threads relating to the previous poster, despite never making a single contribution of his own.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 19:24

>>490 doesn't need to look both ways before crossing the street

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 21:35

>>491 can convince anyone that he is Bosnian, in spite of any and all evidence to the contrary.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 02:08

>>492 can read instruction manuals at lighting speed but only when he doesn't need to read the instructions

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 03:22

>>493 can think of creative useless superpowers for small internet forums

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 03:51

>>494 can suck on as many lemons as he wants without succumbing to the tartness.

496 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8395 03:55

>>495 can get away with using normal toothpicks instead of cocktail picks

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 13:09

When >>496 mixes any two colours of paint together it always makes a dark green colour

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 17:13

>>497 Can play Cheetahmen without jumping in midair.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 11:20

>>498 can communicate telepathically with the dust mites living on his eyelashes.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 21:18

>>499 can survive a kick from One Punch Man.

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[funeral] Mittens is dead ( ί ƒŽί) [ god bless] (9)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 13:17

A moment of silence please
( ί ƒŽί)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 14:00

F

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 14:48

( E-E) Never did like that bitch.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 19:40

( ί ƒŽί) Yay! I'm dead!

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 20:25

>>4
How's life after death going

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 20:47

( ί ƒŽί) Mittens everywhere!

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 21:21

Release the emergency argon.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 09:00

( ί - ί) This isn't a very funny joke.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 14:37

( LƒΦ`) Welcome to my world.
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