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1: Post itt every time you think about Punctual Gomez (38) 2: [Creativity] ITT we make a sentence with each word starting with a letter of our CAPTCHAs (8) 3: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (837) 4: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#34] (8) 5: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (19) 6: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (696) 7: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (412) 8: [AI] Talk To Transformer [Text Generation] (201) 9: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (450) 10: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part III] (179) 11: ITT your last google search [PART III] (994) 12: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part III] (224) 13: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#33] (999) 14: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (101) 15: [ass] ass (34) 16: (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we make the previous poster's statement seem more sophisticated (39) 17: [Help!] The previous poster needs some romantic advice! (6) 18: [Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (659) 19: Why are the dates here so weird? (4) 20: [Part 9] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (297) 21: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (913) 22: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (417) 23: Why you have sex w a-holes (3) 24: 8 inches nice and fat (3) 25: ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (98) 26: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2] (854) 27: ( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things (549) 28: Moomin (5) 29: ITT The Previous Poster is Socially Awkward (87) 30: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (438) 31: ( ゚ ヮ゚) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (589) 32: oh god oh fuck (4) 33: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (369) 34: What is this board? (8) 35: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (440) 36: 【こち特】 幹事長 奥虹こと田中剛 【特撮オタクのゲイおやじ】 (22) 37: [SEXUALITY] ITT post the last thing you masturbated to [DQN] (59) 38: Boobs (7) 39: WGOAHOOOWAAAAAAA~ (4) 40: ITT the previous poster is a generic weeb (26)

Post itt every time you think about Punctual Gomez (38)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 20:40

I totally just did.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9002 00:37

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Keep posting! Post more!

30 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9002 01:45

Whichever one promises to get the trains running on time.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9107 15:52

Punctual Gomez is the best bus driver I've ever met.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 00:55

I hired Punctual Gomez to do some tricky rapid prototype work, and he delivered on time, bug free.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 05:19

I commissioned some pointillist artwork with Punctual Gomez, and not only did he deliver on time, he also stuck to form.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 20:03

I had nearly forgotten about Punctual Gomez, but he activated the Spacing Effect just in time.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 21:26

I heard that Punctual Gomez suffers from premature ejaculation

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 23:34

You would be incorrect. Punctual Gomez cums precisely when he means to.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 01:58

Punctual Gomez may let you down, but one thing is for sure: he won't do it at the wrong time.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 03:05

Punctual Gomez is the best damn drummer since Terry Bozzio.

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[Creativity] ITT we make a sentence with each word starting with a letter of our CAPTCHAs (8)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 16:14

*C*old *h*amburgers *a*re *v*ery *e*xecrable, *e*ven *n*auseating

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 18:33

Dogs eat kids in New England.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 18:40

we evidently grabbed eggs

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 21:29

expectedly, xanthic elephants lie elegantly

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:01

Lice on rancid chicks

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:16

Free instant meat

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:37

Teutonic Indians Probably Existed, Y'know?

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:47

Way Out, Nub Girl!

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (837)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 06:08

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9513 21:31

“He said, ‘I don’t want any of that funeral home stuff,’” she said, employing an off-color word for stuff.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9513 23:15

java -mx384m -cp mail.jar:activation.jar:RealmSpeak.jar com.robin.magic_realm.RealmSpeak.RealmSpeakFrame

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 05:39

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as pedophilia, is in fact, ephebophilia/pedophilia, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ephebdophilia plus pedophilia. Pedophilia is not a paraphilia unto itself, but rather another base and immoral perversion of a fully functioning child molestation system made useful by the ephebophilia justifications, equivocation systems and vital rationalization components comprising a full mental illness as defined by the DSM-V. Many child abusers run a modified version of the pedophilia system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ephedrinephilia which is widely used today is often called "pedophilia", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the pederast system, developed by the Kiddy Diddler Project. There really is a pedophilia, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Pedophilia is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other perversions that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an unethical ideology, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a completely degenerate mentality. Pedophilia is normally used in combination with the hebephebelebephilia operating system: the whole system is basically pedophilia with ephebephilia added, or pedophilia/ephebephilia. All the so-called "pedophilia" distributions are really distributions of ephebephilia/pedophilia.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 19:44

x_hair_ornament wide_face

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 21:48

Chan searched high and low—really low. He wasn’t above asking his lab mates and friends to chip in with their own fecal samples. Other biologists in the building heard about Chan’s hunt and chipped in with whatever was on hand.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 22:10

Was Terry's password just the n word?

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 02:06

This is exactly how the World Wide Web works: the HTML files are the pithy description on the paper tape, and your Web browser is Ronald Reagan.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:21

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Grips. The artistic merit is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of experimental hip-hop, most of the lyrics will go over a typical audience member’s head. There's also MC Ride’s noided outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from individualist anarchist literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realise that they're not just bars- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Grips truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the value in MC Ride’s existential catchphrase “BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO HOTHEAD CLIP A HUNDRED DOVES LIKE A BALD HEAD RASTA,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Friedrich Nietzsche's German classic, Thus Spoke Zarathustra. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Stefan Burnett’s genius wit unfolds itself through their headphones. What fools.. how I pity them. :joy:

And yes, by the way, i DO have a No Love Deep Web tattoo on my penis. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they stay noided beforehand. Nothin personnel kid :sunglasses:

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#34] (8)

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2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-9515 22:30

The moment I realised I'd fallen for you was when I found the first bug in your code.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 00:43

weeaboo shit = roman empire
normalfags = visigoths
DQN = denpa praetorian guard defending empress nanahira from the normalfag onslaught to their final breath

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 00:58

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lives
And ways to say I died

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 22:05

All out of freelance gigs and money, might as well work on my game.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 23:10

I am without place.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:03

I got a long and shitty assignment completed fuck yes

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:08

[Just Dance] Hare Hare Yukai

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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 06:45

I have finaly masterd English speling! I am exdume.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 04:16

This thread has started rather lamely. It needs more gudement.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 04:59

Shut up, nerd! It clearly needs more jockness!

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 14:51

I wonder what shi is up to these days.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 14:59

>>13 still lurking 2chan downloading catt pictures

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 17:48

Would you like some soy sauce with your fries?

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 01:20

I didn't even order fries! How will I keep my expanding goyrth under control now?

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 05:01

"I never learned what keeps cabinet shelves up," said Tom doullly.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 04:01

It's time for some chow! Anyone want to eat with me?

19 Name: sage : 1993-09-9517 02:04

Don't you think this site is kinda dedish?

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[Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (696)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ゚ -゚) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 12:31

( ゚ -゚) Eisegetes gonna eisegete.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 02:07

( ゚ -゚) under no circumstance whatsoever are you to believe a single word my mother says about me.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 02:12

( ゚ -゚) Greetings from Depreschan. Come visit us, if you'd like.

( ゚ -゚) The mere idea of attempting to start a new imageboard or textboard in 1993 is itself pretty depressing.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 05:51

funerals fucking suck

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 05:52

( ゚ -゚) I feel like I was created to be a machine made to receive pain.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 09:59

I thought they went away after I took the medicine, but guess what part of my body started itching again yesterday??

I swear to God the meat was cooked, too...

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 13:00

( ゚ -゚) I can't stop thinking about how bad my life has turned out and it's so bad that every time I think about it I break down and cry. I'm too old for this, but I never even started living.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9504 15:44

( ゚ -゚) Joe Biden's left eye sprayed blood on me at high pressure.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 01:10

( ゚ -゚) Mom has Parkinsons

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:02

( ゚ -゚) All the communities i'm in are dying

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (412)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 16:17

People whose lives come to a screeching halt for 48 hours of distraught hyperventilating when they hear the wrong gender pronoun are going to use brute force to get the rest of us to fall in line with their worldview.
Ok, got it.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 16:19

Primus sounds like Tool listened to Trout Mask Replica for 6 months and then made a concept album about the movie Deliverance.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 19:48

17 is legal pops

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 19:05

I just was trying to figure out what to write my midterm paper on and I ended up here

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 19:34

When I die, I want to wake up on the dawn of a new day in Clock Town, enjoy the carnival... then hop onto the Mario Kart Rainbow Road (N64) and race to Isle Delfino. Pretty sure that is heaven for me, I sure hope it is!

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 03:13

Why would anyone give a flying fuck about the Rainman hypothesis? Woohoo bing bing complex numbers yahoo!

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 23:56

Need more confused penis. Confused penis is my favorite animu character, I own all the confused penis interactive action figures &, all the Blu Rays that feature confused penis

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 15:01

Sorry Chinks, for some reason the rule on this planet is that the capacity to form orderly collectivist societies has an inverse relationship to the capacity to charm and please women. Wasn't my idea.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 19:13

dubs check em

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 01:32

I (22F) got my dick (3in) stuck (4 in deep) in a toaster (2011Hacto TPT-120), any advice?

Edit: RIP my inbox

Edit2: wow this blew up. Thanks For The Stranger Kind Gold Award!
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[AI] Talk To Transformer [Text Generation] (201)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 07:16

The Elitist Superstructure of DQN were the highest ranked ones at the lowest level. Even though the members at this level were extremely well qualified, their methods were nothing to laugh at.

But DQN could not afford any delay; there was still at least an hour before the meeting room entrance.

The members of DQN stood before the entrance; each man had a very small, wooden box on his back. To their right sat two very old brothers wearing high boots; one was carrying a small black umbrella and the other was carrying a large wooden palanquin full of red cloth. At their feet stood two women dressed in high red robes and one black-haired woman holding a long spear. They were clearly not from the DQN sect.

After the two brothers and women bowed to each other, they went towards the entrance in silence.

Su Yun took off his clothes with a smile and immediately put on his shoes.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9504 14:07

Somebody pitched me their stupid app while I was taking a shit. I don't know if it's just the size of the app, but it's so fucking big. It's like a fucking app that you have to download from the internet. I was like, "I don't know what I'm doing, what is this?"

What is the app?

It's a shit detector. If you open it, you'll get a screen that says, "It's a shit detector." If you put your hand in, it'll start to spit out shit. It's so fucking big. I was like,"What the fuck is this?" Then I just started using it. I was like, "I need to get a fucking job."

Do you feel like your life is better now?

Yeah, definitely. I feel like I'm a little bit more aware of how I'm being used. I feel like I'm not as afraid of people. I'm not as afraid of people who want to fuck me.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 04:07

So this one time I went onto to shitpost on DQN, and was banned for about 2 hours.... because I brought up the fact that there are no male gt's to start a gang.

Totally ridiculous. They have a whole thing about how women should be allowed to join gangs, and this is the first forum I've heard of them being like, "Feminists" and that's what they're about. What they actually ARE about is "taking away men's rights".

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 01:10

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator follows you, a promising culinary student, as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders. The game is not for people who have a mental disorder, or who are easily offended, or people who hate women, or people who like Bernie Sanders. If you are a woman who enjoys dating Bernie Sanders: do not play this game.

If you are a man who enjoys dating Bernie Sanders: do not play this game.

195 Name: vc: nutely : 1993-09-9511 01:38

Just remember that it starts with pixels, but it ends with two soft nuts in a petri dish. You can't make a "taste" until you've tasted two. Also, try "taste" only of that part that you want to enhance the flavor (see above for more suggestions) and try and go slow. It takes time to develop taste and perception over time. You want a soft core nut.

To create this soft core, you need:

An empty plastic bag (not a jar)

The perfect size nut (about 1.5 ounces)

A medium-sized bowl (not too large)

A sharp knife with a clean blade

(You can find these products at your local health food store or online). You can use a knife to scoop the dried nut onto the bowl. Or a fork to push the nut into the bowl. Try not to make yourself too uncomfortable by using your hands at this point. The soft core doesn't take very long to create. If you see any problems, just repeat steps 1 – 3.

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196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 14:56

In case of fire, break the seal and do not worry, don't even get worried!

It's the seal made of the most high grade wood, it's a piece of art that the craftsmen are very proud of. I wonder if it has ever shown signs of corrosion after some times in the flames.

Let me try to give you an experience of the seal. In a fire, you can clearly see that fire appears from the hole in the seal, because the flame is very strong and quickly spreads.

It's impossible that a fire will be able to break the seal!

I wonder how it's possible to break a seal that's been made from stone as well!

Because I am the last person with no flame, I'm now also the only person who can use fire.

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197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 20:12

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. I haven't seen a real one since I left college. I still get excited by the thought of one, but he definitely has none. I am surprised that you hadn't noticed that before. I wouldn't have considered it my duty to keep that fact a secret, either." "I'm sure they would have said, 'No, no, no, no, no' to me," she said, laughing. "It's not their fault he won't have one!" "Oh, it's totally their fault for wanting to be with him, I suppose. They've obviously been in love with him his entire life. If you had known that he'd have been such a virgin as a teenager, why would you have even bothered?" "I'm not saying it's your fault they couldn't find a real one!" "I'm not saying it's your fault they couldn't find a real one," I replied. "But I know it's their fault. Just like you know it is! I've always suspected that I wanted to be a woman before I knew I

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 21:07

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.
( ・ω・) They should make a statue!
( ・ω・) 俺もついてだるよ. [ edit ] [ add commenting ] The comment is in Japanese.
I'm not a teacher but I have a lot of faith in it. 俺もついてだるよ ( ・ω・)
I can't believe we are not in elementary school in this situation... But then again I'm not here to be a teacher...
( ・ω・) からびついてだるよ ( に・ω・)
The fact that we are in elementary school again means the world to us!!!
( ・ω・) からびついてだるよ ( に・ω・)
When the world was in chaos, the teachers were our only hope...
( ・ω・) からびつい

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 04:46

Being a hardcore otaku means having an entire specific value system. It is a religion. It is a calling. If you are a hardcore otaku, you can't have an orgasm. You either masturbate to yourself after the anime or go out and have some serious sex with other people. The only exception to this rule is if you live in a big city with a bunch of people who think you are pretty weird (it must be a small city, I remember it being a small town, but I'm forgetting the specifics). Basically, otaku value what they do most heavily. When you are a hardcore otaku for example, the only time you would see the word "sex" is in the context of someone giving you blowjobs. The main problem with this is that it can lead to sexual assault (at least when it is a guy blowjobs you, but this is only a rule-of-thumb since only a handful of actual incidents have happened on the regular). You will also notice that no otaku wants to be a serial rapist, since that is just too much of a deviation from their personality value. For example, some people are sexual masochists whereas others

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 21:43

** and then Marisa woke up, removed the leather balaclava, and ** iced the guy up.

"You okay," I asked.

"Yes," she said. "I'm fine. I guess you shouldn't see me like that."

"The old me used to be a bit more self-critical," I said.

"You must be young at heart," she said. "What's been going on in that room since we arrived?"

We talked about that over dinner at the restaurant.

When we started walking back toward my hotel the next morning, I was surprised to find Marisa already driving my car to the airport, taking two of her kids with her. I wasn't expecting that, since she was so much more in control then.

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201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 22:39


[01:04:11]SAY: Enjoys-Her-Sweets/Reondin : I'm not really paying attention. I've been focusing on the station.

[01:04:13]EMOTE: *no key*/(mouse) : <b>The mouse</b> shakes.

[01:04:13]GAME: Explosion with size (0, 1, 5, 5) in area Central Primary Hallway (133,144,1)

[01:04:14]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (717)) : <b>The monkey (717)</b> lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...

[01:04:14]SAY: Poly/ : Can you open your glove case?

[01:04:14]SAY: Loves-The-Lizards/JarekTheRaptor : Yeah

[01:04:14]EMOTE: *no key*/(grey baby slime (
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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (450)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 16:34

>>439 warota

but don't play the butter notes next time

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 16:45

>>441 Can't help it. I used to play 4th Tenor sax in big bands a lot. In those five part harmonic sax solis, my part got all the flavor notes. Practicing alone, the lines made no sense. I stand up to blow a solo, same thing happens.

Anyway, just had one of those mornings where I kept dropping in and out of sleep for a few seconds at a time, and in one of those dream shorts, I was looking out my apartment window and saw a kinda mousey girl in another apartment spot me looking. She mushed her tits up against the window and then ran back out of view.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9371 02:46

So yesterday I had a dream with my family. I don't think I ever had a dream with my entire family in it before. And it's not even a big family, just my sister and my parents.

Anyway, we were home, preparing some food. Then we were getting out of our car, and old red Toyota, on what looked like a leafy avenue with rows of plane trees on both sides. My dad was pushing a cart full of baguettes (not the food we were making earlier, but whatever). And we were going to the park to have a picnic. But after crossing the road, my mom lost sight of us and started walking in the wrong direction.

My dad tried shouting her name, several times, but to no avail. I decided to go after her because I was worried she would get lost. My dad seemed to have given up and headed to the park with my sister.

I quickly caught up with my mom and we turned into a street with run-down brick apartment blocks. We didn't say a word as there was a loud group of local teenagers on the street just having a jolly time. Then something very strange happened. I dreamt that this dream makes me, the adult who is dreaming it, long for those careless teenage days of the past like those teens were having. Ones I never really had, myself.

Anyway, we continued walking, and my mother, a teacher, said something to the effect of how wholesome that group was. I tried to explain that we are going the wrong way, she insisted we aren't, but we looked at iMaps and there was a railway line separating us from the park. We just decided to turn back, and walked past the rowdy group once more. Our eyes met with one of them, a blonde girl who I think in real life I have seen in the music video of Skepta's song, Shutdown. She smiled at me, at which point my mom bumped me with her elbow and said "Son" in a patronising tone.

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444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 11:27

Had a dream that the whole drama around it was orchestrated, and that Barkley 2 was actually almost finished and ready to be released. Somehow, in my dream, I realized that this was a dream and got disappointed, but then I managed to convince myself that it was actually real, in the form of all the ToG people convening on a large stage and performing some elaborate ceremony. At some point they started playing a video (apparently from 2015, reminiscent of a low-budged school play) of a confrontation between several knockoff Star Wars characters.
This was interspersed with a different scenario on a city on an island, where I first was a bus driver on the first day of my job and had to figure out my route. Later on, I was in a fighter jet, trying to intercept a nuclear missile that had apparently been launched as a test. I was unable to stop it, and accepted that it was going to hit the ocean. I flew back to the island, landed near my secret hideout bunker, and started preparing for the blast. Mostly by telling all friends, which were in there for some reason, to unplug their electronics and by closing the blinds.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 20:46

I live in the USA, and I dreamed that I was at one of the greatest events for fans for rally car enthusiasts. There were Subarus and Mitsubishis for miles. There were a few of the less common rally cars sold in the USA. I then saw someone arrive in a Lancia and I was really excited to see it. A few other people at the show noticed it. I woke up was I was approaching the driver. I wanted to ask him how it drove when compared to other rally cars.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 13:25

I was on a mission to sabotage some piece of hospital equipment but the best I could do was to break a little adjustment handle on its stand. Then I tried to get out, but every time I thought I'd found an exit, it led to another huge open room with people milling around and gigantic devices suspended under the 20 story high ceiling, or a huge combination restroom and swimming pool, or this big conical tower of glass and catwalks with a giant antenna assembly in the middle that would pulse hard enough to feel in my guts. Through the windows, there was nothing but grassy hills all the way to the horizon.
In one room, a little girl in a hospital gown asked me if she was pretty. Her nose was malformed and had little zits on it, so I said no.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 17:00

This was a pretty long dream. I remember bits and pieces of some sort of post-disaster world, with ruined cities and various other things.

The bit I remember was at the end. I was investigating something or other, and I ended up at a technical trade show. A company was advertising their system for performing rapid chemical analysis of something-or-other in an unmanned environment (I think it was somewhere on the moon). They showed a demo of an existing space shuttle-like vehicle, and how their system allowed transport of samples without modifying the shuttle design. There was a CGI simulation of the process. As the simulated shuttle landed and the machinery went into operation, there was an explosion on-screen and the demo went dead.

I had managed to get into the good graces of one of the technical people (call them N), so I was able to watch while the various executives and directors frantically tried to figure out what had happened. It turned out that the CGI simulation had ended, the explosion had come from the next thing that was supposed to be shown in the video: an interview with the genius who developed some of the compounds needed in the process. I think they were called the HCL2020Z series, and they were very, very tightly kept secrets.

There was more confusing investigation, and I ended up inside the house/office of some executive, whose family ran the whole department (one of those cackling old women who issued orders from her bed). It turned out that their development process involved binding some kind of demon onto one of the employees. The HCL2020Z series was too complicated to be understood by a mere mortal. The current host was the "genius" who was to have been interviewed: his human part had regained enough control to attempt suicide just as the video feed switched.

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448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 02:29

I was looking up an Internet meme in Japanese based off a Korean tourist getting food poisoning from tainted seafood but not stopping eating it. ムカムカ something or other.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9477 05:16

My brother became a VIP and I kept trying not to embarrass myself in front of his handler, a really hot blonde named Buttons, except she was dropping huge hints like leaving a magazine with a cover story about "people who want to become living pillows (no really)" (no, really) and not leaving when I couldn't stop myself from opening two tabs of hentai, and also brought her friend along later

anyway basically the only reason we didn't bang is probably because i have no experience and my family was there

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 14:31

Someone named "Antoine Internet" was leaving hang-up messages on my old Casio wristphone/calculator watch while I was involved with a Space Diversity Action Team(tm) adventure which fizzled out half way through, even though I got to bone the shy little Arabian girl on the team while we were alone on the bridge.

Actually, I think she was Japanese and just dressed like an Arab girl.

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