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1: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (592) 2: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (887) 3: ITT we pretend to be from Latvia. (3) 4: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (532) 5: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (545) 6: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (701) 7: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (50) 8: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (644) 9: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (305) 10: ITT get drunk and talk about what is on your mind (24) 11: shitty fucking poetry night (287) 12: [test] flood again? [lol] (4) 13: [Misery] ( ί -ί) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (459) 14: [MAIL] DQN Postcard Project [POST] (4) 15: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (826) 16: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (59) 17: The previous poster is a DQN poster. (105) 18: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (109) 19: i@EΝEjMy name is Squeeks and this is part III (934) 20: ITT your last google search [PART II] (613) 21: ™ š ™ š DQN: [ITT] Madlibs! [Questionable?]™ š ™ š (57) 22: Board of the fag. (5) 23: ( ί ƒŽί) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (500) 24: [QUALITY]DQN'S favourite words (172) 25: [Racism] ITT the previous poster is a nigger [STEALING] (241) 26: my name's Andre LaNigga (17) 27: stupid (5) 28: The Peter North Appreciation Thread (2) 29: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (254) 30: #LIFEHAX [Captain Obvious] (56) 31: „‹(`„DL„‹) WHY???? (390) 32: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (312) 33: The King Gay Experience (7) 34: [test] flood again? [lol] (3) 35: Plane [Odd Silence] (9) 36: [Dance] Dance thread [Fun] (4) 37: [BUSINESS] ITT we create a startup company [MONEY] (33) 38: ITT prove the previous poster is a faggot (4) 39: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (440) 40: Shitposting (8)

CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (592)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
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583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 02:47

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585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 15:59

Whale oil was then the most important raw material for the production of margarine and soap in Germany and the country was the second largest purchaser of Norwegian whale oil, importing some 200,000 metric tonnes annually. Besides the disadvantage of being dependent on imports, it was thought that Germany would soon likely be at war, which was considered to put too much strain on Germanyfs foreign currency reserves.

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591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 04:57

Due to an inability to read Japanese, one must conjecture a backstory for this simulation. It seems a female patient has visited her doctor, suffering from what was at one time diagnosed as hysteria. Period remedies called for a treatment known as a pelvic massage. A slave to the Hippocratic Oath, the player-controlled doctor must administer the treatment.

The pelvic massage is a relatively straightforward procedure; calming the patient down and getting her to undress is the primary obstacle here. Even once the clothes are removed, her arms and legs need to be straightened out. With time, patience, and gentle but firm drags of the mouse, the lady's ailment can be treated.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 08:04

ramen cat

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (887)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 21:11

Hey, new Zappa album!

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 23:14

a boomerang attacking the seattle space needle's imouto

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 02:38

Is it still pretentious if the story includes a scene where a guy punches a leprechaun in the balls? Because he totally does. Bam! Right in the lucky charms.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 02:52

This guy isn't dead. He's alive and kicking and resides in Michigan. His name is Melbourne Fronk and is currently employed to remove bird droppings from government buildings. Apparently he was recently arrested for exposing his genitals to a female bus driver when asked for his ticket.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 04:28

I'm pretty sure the Kihunters are spitting saliva at you.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 05:14

thanks!

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 09:02

here we go again, high everybody. first tiem I've been sober and awake at the same time since Last Thrusday. babydoll what's the agenda for the day? What do you want to do? running? acourse you'd want to go running. it's ighty bright out and the light hurts my eyes. maybe do a nighttime run. yeah, I gotta go to the store anyway I'm out of liquor. i' am a re stless. let's fuck darling. Iknow you're sore from last time, but let's gie it a go anywa. I done herard that you were a dogfucker that you done fooled around with that Winniebago when you was in middle shool. how is it? i got a dog here, you see. but she's my sweetheart two, my second baby. no fuckingallowed. shipshap, get on outta here dg, daddy is havingspecial time with sweetheart. you taste like pussyhoney, babe. you been cheeating on me with perfumem soap? I know the soap os good, but you can't shove it up your asshole lke that. my circumscision kit came in the mail the otherd day. let's do some homemade penisocectomyies. shii naa we can wrangle up a coupe of neighbors of imne no obdy will miss 'em. just kidding just kidding we still gotta kill that there tulpafag tough he's shut up maybehe wa kill by his tulap. fuck soap. let's fuck soap.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 13:59

Oh, so you mean that's what they did to Justin Beiber?

And here this whole time I thought they stuck him on a spike and ate his pasty, veal-esq flesh.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 19:40

I love diarrhea.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 08:00

I was one of the first people who started the MLP fandom 'meme'. Yeah, that's how it all began; Me and some other fellows from /co/ IRC thought it would be funny to pretend to like MLP, a random kid's show. We didn't think too hard about it, we figured it harmless fun. How couldn't we at the time? But we should have considered what potential damage this would cause if it really worked. Not just to 4chan, but unbeknownst to us, eventually the entire internet. It wasn't long before people started taking it seriously and giving MLP a chance, and what do you know, people who actually ENJOYED this fucking kid's show emerged. We were stunned, and the joke wasn't funny anymore. We had to stop things before it got out of hand. Unfortunately, they spread like cancer. Even after ending our involvement the MLP trend grew and grew, we couldn't prevent it. It engulfed the board and soon 4chan. We even tried coming clean about the troll we made, but it was too late, and we were ignored or called trolls (ironically).

I'm sorry /v/, I really am. A day doesn't pass by where I don't cringe and hate myself for what I did. Those friends I mentioned I can't even speak to anymore, since they ended up giving in to the trend and becoming ponies themselves. This has all made me uncomfortable enough that I'm considering moving on from the internet. But before I do this, if you could somehow see it in your hearts to forgive me I would appreciate it. But even if you do, the damage has already been done and there's no way I can make up for it, and that will always haunt me.

Sometimes I wonder, if we hadn't did what we did, could this all have been avoided? I wonder...

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ITT we pretend to be from Latvia. (3)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 04:39

Row, row, row boat, Gently down stream,

Pain, anguish, rape, malnourish,

Potato only dream.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 04:45

No one speaks Latin anymore, not even in Latvia.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 05:59

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (532)

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 08:53

>>521
it's fucked up for me too, tons of php errors

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 12:16

For all that I enjoy my life, I'm not particularly committed to it. I often wonder about doing things like withdrawing all my money in banknotes and tearing it into confetti, or cutting contact with everyone I know and starting a new life on the other side of the planet, or committing suicide and leaving a note saying "Sorry, I got bored".

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 15:28

I wouldn't give you 2 cents for a broken meteor either.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 16:10

lorg pnis

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 19:47

thiek pnis

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 03:38

Hot Slots

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 10:55

”ί—φ

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 18:36

I live with a twelve year old girl, but she's a real bitch.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 20:45

I'm building a starship with a Mohawk. And apparently that word needs to be capitalized. Learn something new every day...

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 05:50

Sometimes I think I'm going insane, I swear I might hijack a plane.

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (545)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 00:03

Say that you would prefer apple juice.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 03:47

take the res sickness and revive at the spirit healer

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 01:23

Become a guiding spirit for Jack Aaronova.

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 04:05

put face firmly between dead man's buttocks

deeply inhale

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 04:16

get shot nine times for your money

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 04:28

Rub the dead man's buttocks to summon the genie of the butt (this butt).

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 00:01

>>536
You decide to play along for now. First of all, you never managed to take that apple juice break you wanted. You politely request some nice cloudy apple juice, which Alexei kindly obliges, citing your earlier demand back at >>401,404. "Hope this makes up for my singing, eh?" He jokes, handing you a tall glass containing an opaque green liquid, which you cautiously sip at.

It is wonderful. Cool enough to refresh, but not so cold as to impair the taste; thick, but not fibrous; full and deep in flavour, with hints of citrus. If you were an apple, to become part of a juice like this is all you could ever wish for. Before you know it you've emptied the entire glass.

>>537
You close your eyes and hope that some kind soul will come by your lifeless corpse, heal your spirit and resuscitate you - I mean, who wouldn't want to perform mouth-to-mouth on such a beautiful, alluring young lady as yourself? You wouldn't even mind if this caused some sort of abstract illness, just so long as you could be alive again. You aren't ready for the afterlife just yet.

>>538

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543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 00:17

Go find the ghosts of Vladimir Lenin and Kim il Sung and join with them to lead a Socialist revolution and install ourself as Chairman for Life of the People's Republic of Heaven.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 00:21

Ask for a cigarette.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 03:32

Follow the stream upstream, back to the world of the living.

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[Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (701)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 20:34

( EƒΦE) Now listen here, you! I shan't stand for this!

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 22:22

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694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 22:25

( EƒΦE) That's more like it!

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 11:04

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@@ @___l/@Can you guys keep it down over there?

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696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 14:14

( EƒΦE) Wake up!

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:06

( E-E) STAY ASLEEP!!

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 19:01

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@@ @___l/@Can't wake up

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 19:10

( EƒΦE) See, I told you.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 21:42

( E-E) Can we kill him off then?

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 02:43

( EƒΦE) He's not a major character.

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (50)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:09

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 18:18

>>29
Wikipedia talk pages about weeb stuff are always entertaining
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tsundere

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48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 00:29

fsck, meant to post in the youtube thread

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( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (644)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( E-E) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 18:16

( E-E) The more worthless a person's opinion, the more they seem to shout about it.

( E-E) The fucker didn't even sage!

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 19:13

( E-E) A real man never sages the cold hard truth, >>635.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 15:12

Why would you post the "cold hard truth" on the thread about opinions we are embarrassed about or otherwise not comfortable with admitting in public?

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 17:52

I hate all but maybe two of my coworkers, but I pretend to be their friends because networking is too valuable right now.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 19:06

( E-E) It's not even like I don't agree in spirit but do you netouyo fuckers really have to turn every single messageboard, blog, youtube comments section and bathroom stall graffiti you visit into /pol/?

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 22:43

( E-E) I probably wasted my late teenage years spending hours every night browsing dozens of different image boards, and now that I'm an adult, I have nothing going for me, and my brain is rotted.
( ί ƒŽί) But I everything there is about board culture!

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 01:22

Gooby plz

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 06:52

( E-E) I just want to sleep 24/7. I hate being alive but I also don't want to die. Sleep seems like a nice compromise.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 14:47

( E-E) Can't have my gooby.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 22:58

( E-E) The GLBTWTFBBQ flag shouldn't be a rainbow. A smeary brown would be more appropriate.

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (305)

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ITT get drunk and talk about what is on your mind (24)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 18:16

I AM SO LONELY I COULD FUDSCK DIE

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 14:38

Why won't squeeks be my friend?

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 03:59

Is it fun to poop?

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 10:46

do things with ketchup packets that you never knew you wanted to do

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 12:34

>>1
I read this as 'I could sidefuck me'

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 12:36

Would you sidefuck me? I'd sidefuck me.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 22:54

>>17 Fold them in half and tuck them between the toilet bowl and the seat!

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 03:58

>>20 Twist them and play ketchup roulette to see which end it finally explodes out of.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 12:59

I'd sidefuck me hard.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 20:32

I used to have friends at least I thought I did until I realized I was only used as a comic relief now I don't have anyone

the dicks, they like jokes? well hows pocket sand for a punch line.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 04:20

the jokes, they like dicks? whips it out

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