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1: [FACTS] Life is too subjective (24) 2: ITT the previous poster is a SJW (56) 3: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19] (172) 4: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (957) 5: You are a successful businesswoman (66) 6: ITT your last google search [PART II] (847) 7: [SOUNDS] DQN ELECTRONICS VOL. 13 [ELITE TUNES] (20) 8: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (453) 9: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (876) 10: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (338) 11: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (79) 12: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (39) 13: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (184) 14: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (391) 15: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (382) 16: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (799) 17: ITT we improve the idea of the poster above. (138) 18: Necrobump this thread! (71) 19: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (327) 20: Are 0047 and Shii still around? (26) 21: [Game] The (       ) of (       ) is/are (       )。[From VIP@2ch] (137) 22: poo in a butt. (47) 23: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (141) 24: DQN song [PART SIX] (200) 25: I never started a thread before (647) 26: ( ⌒-⌒) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (150) 27: ITT we post as !WAHa.06x36 (28) 28: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (490) 29: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (999) 30: FOUND TUPAC.HTML (73) 31: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (544) 32: ITT we post when we don't feel like it. (84) 33: the elitist superstructure (6) 34: [60% OFF] Let's get 400 by Subprime Mortgage Crisis! [DISCOUNT] (111) 35: ITT we use DQN as a answering machine (146) 36: ( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (884) 37: Butt (25) 38: ITT we say something mean and storm out. (33) 39: [$VALUE\] What things do you value as much as you value Shrek [EQUALLY] [WOW] (46) 40: [QUALITY]DQN'S favourite words (197)

[FACTS] Life is too subjective (24)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 09:20

Post some FACTS

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 03:10

People die when they are killed.
But not always.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 07:32

Given the right conditions, some light bulbs will emit light.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 16:52

Every breath you take could possibly be your last.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 17:32

If you run you'll get to your destiny faster than by just walking. However, it is more tiresome.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 20:35

Decimal is a numeral system with a base of 10.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 00:07

>>16 some diodes will also emit light

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 09:37

>>20 "diodes" looks very similar to "dildoes"

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 16:08

Times of day, clothes, manners and love are all made up, unnatural concepts. So sneak out naked at night and fuck!

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 16:13

Cars can keep you warm in the winter.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 19:53

>>22 may or may not be a fact.

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ITT the previous poster is a SJW (56)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 00:09

I can't tell you if >>0 is a man or woman. I don't want >>0 to go an another hour long rant about how "gender is a social construct."

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 16:48

>>46 Talks about being open minded by saying that those who disagree are automatically close minded.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 16:57

>>47 tried to shut this thread down with SJISposting, but failed

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 17:28

nice age lol

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 17:32

I didn't know 8ch had textboards!

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 18:11

>>50 can't possibly permit such slanderous claims upon his peer group

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 18:16

>>51 is pretty gay.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 18:19

>>52 is extremely gay.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 18:23

>>1-1000 are horses.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 18:28

I used to spend many hours on Tumblr in 2012 getting ``SJWs'' angry so I'm amazed threads like this still exist in almost 2016.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 19:39

>>55 Thinks people want to hear what xi has to say and talks incessantly about xirself.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19] (172)

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 20:35

Zombie blowjob! Woo hoo!

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 22:43

I'm afraid Control Tower updates are going to be less frequent/regular for the next two weeks due to impending doom deadlines. Perhaps take the opportunity to be a successful businesswoman for a while instead.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 04:03

I haven't been to gym in years and I feel awful. But that's because I stopped exercising for about two weeks. Anyway, body needs a rest to restore and rebuild, pain isn't gain.

I really miss swimming though...

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 04:09

The only sensations it gave to me were pain in my knees and disappointment at how slow I am. Pain went away in a few weeks and was probably caused by improper sitting position and moving my feet too far forward when I ran. But the clock still haunts me, it's like I have time only for one or two small mundane tasks in a day.

Have fun, but not too much of the FUN, if you know what I mean!

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 04:29

Gachimuchi videos are so good.
Sometimes I just listen to the songs.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 05:48

I'd rather be a drug addict than a furry.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 09:40

Why not? It's all about having fun. It's all about getting that warm heavy feeling of satisfaction inside of ya.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 17:37

I remember making fun of SJWs in 2012. It got stale shortly after that.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 18:00

Man, the bitches in this show [MitHC] suck.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 18:09

wtb an adult pacifier that i can fuck

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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (957)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 16:20

>>998 sells fake cookbooks that trick people into making kimchi. Each page has a different recipe for kimchi, but all of those recipes smell worse than 100 angry skunks.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 08:42

>>998 stole my heart

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 16:56

>>998 tried to sell me a used human heart. I only buy new!

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 18:17

>>998 scalps concert tickets.

952 Name: !WAHa.06x36 : 1993-09-8110 19:27

heh. Butthead.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 19:10

<#`Д´ > >>998 Make Starcraft II Legacy of the Void crash during epic battle! Error message insult kimchi! >>998 more disgusting than pig and Japanese salaryman!

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 19:17

( `ハ´) >>998 sell 2 million of Chinese bride to western man! Does not sell western woman to Chinese groom! man woman balance even worse!

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 13:09

>>998 sold me a Chinese bride who divorced me as soon as she got citizenship and hit me with alimony payments. He guaranteed it wouldn't happen with each of the next two I purchased, and it kept on happening.

I am now living in a cardboard box, I cannot see my children, and I am the victim of a particularly poor haircut.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 18:22

>>998 Visits monuments made of stone and ruins them with his jackhammer in various ways. When >>998 went to Thailand, he used his jackhammer to turn statues of Buddha into statues of M Bison.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 17:12

>>998 reads Facebook for the articles.

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You are a successful businesswoman (66)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 18:02

You are a successful businesswoman with 20+ years of experience in the field of plastics. You are running late for work. Your worthless but handsome husband is still asleep.

You are in a kitchen. There is a pot of coffee, an orange, and various kitchen appliances and cabinets here. Exits are west and south.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 00:07

dispose of corpse in copse

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 04:31

practice your fly-fishing technique indoors

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 05:04

You roll another joint and ask Susan if he knows anything about Sirens and the magical pup.
"Yeah, they're right there!" he says, laughing and leaning back in his seat, the polygon count of which is rapidly decreasing. Your face feels square. The sirens are blaring in your head now. You are surrounded by mermaid cops shouting at you. It's overwhelming. You turn around to find the dog, cubist tail wagging erratically. You sit on the tail.

"FUCK YOU ALL! GO TO HELL!" you scream. You grab a fishing rod and cast it randomly at the Sirens haunting you. They just chuckle and dodge.

Fuck this shit. You're out of here. You march out of the lobby and somehow manage to find the bus stop. As soon as you get home, you open the dishwasher to find everything miraculously clean, no coffee or blood stains. The knife and coffee pot are still there, so you take the knife and go to stab your husband, who is still rotting in the bedroom, a few more times.

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60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 23:48

do businesspushups to get businessstrength

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 08:18

reorganize your trance collection by genre

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 18:05

throw away your trance collection and replace it all with footwork and jungle.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 19:15

Challenge Susan to a knife fight.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 21:22

Teach yourself how to fight with knives.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 16:23

smoke weed everyday

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 16:59

You spend 15 minutes doing businesspushups until your arms are too tired to do any more.
Your businessstrength has increased!
Your businessstamina has increased!

Taking a break from all this physical activity, you decide to sort through your large collection of trance vinyl in the den. You make separate piles for spooktrance, dream trance, trans-trance, turktrance, goa trance, past trance, trance trance, future trance, trance-fusion, trancetronica, anthem trance, vaportrance, epic trance, tech trance, progtrance, soft trance, hard trance, acid trance, pants trance, trance trance trance, and trance. You quickly realise how ridiculous this is and carry it all to the garbage bin in the garage. It only takes you three trips with your newfound businessstrength.
By carrying your heavy record collection, your businessstrength has increased!
Your businessstamina has increased!
You go online and torrent a bunch of footwork and jungle, grabbing everything from Remarc and DJ Rashad to bbrainz and Ticklish. You pump the tunes.

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (847)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54


838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 04:09

fusion core recharge fallout 4

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 11:18

how to make api more obscure

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 21:45

floating bridge of dreams

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 21:23

is madoka a feminist -yes

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 02:25


843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 05:58

roundabout -yes

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 06:00


845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 20:52

north atlantic oscillation

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 13:08

song locked inside car feeling safe

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 15:40


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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 18:16

The time has come for the next volume of the critically-acclaimed DQN ELECTRONICS series of music compilations! Please send your creations to for shall we say, September 8158th 1993? <a href="">All are welcome to join in!</a>

There are plenty of songs we have written together that have never been recorded
See the "Lyrics of future hits" section on the side of a song's page

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 21:30

I really had started going through that tutorial series a few months ago, but eventually I lost interest.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 21:36

After the holidays are over. After new years. End of February?
Why are we doing this anyway?
Music is really more the secret area's thing than Channel4's.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 22:33

Well, the secret area got the idea from the DQN Electronics series in the first place...

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 00:18

>Music is really more the secret area's thing than Channel4's.


15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 04:30

How can you have a album thread without it also being a song thread?

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 10:11

Title: >>15
First verse: >>15,15,15,15
Chorus: >>15,15,15,15
Second verse: >>15,15,15,15
Bridge: >>15,15,15,15
Last line: >>2

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 10:25

Woo, DQN went without a music thread for far too long! We need our creative people back! Let's all be creative!

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 10:40

I hope to hear some dulcimer on this album and also lots of text-to-speech!

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 12:43

And cowbell!

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 13:28

If I don't hear a 909 hi hat and amen in the same song, I will be disappointed.

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (453)

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 01:25

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 14:07

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 14:12
This entire channel is amazing. I think my favourite is Super Fancy Kaeru.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 19:14

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 20:11

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 20:16

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 05:39

This woman's animation skills have improved over the years.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 15:53

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 22:48

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 09:46

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (876)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 14:07

And nothing I could say
Could ever make them see the light
Now apathy is happy that
It won without a fight

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 08:04

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 13:55

>>868 best youtube channel

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 14:36

and they've even gone to the bother of capitalisation for the title, so it MUST be bonkers, right? Right.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 15:32

Dressed in torn overalls, Mr Sere beat off five other contestants

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 20:34

reformation; revolution; renewal

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 15:17

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 11:55



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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (338)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 05:47

This troper is terribly anal retentive when it comes to grammar or historical facts. And the Duel of Minds bits from the above tropers? Don't make this troper laugh. This troper once went head-to-head with a so-called intellectual and won. The catch? He was 33. This troper was 11.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 17:43

It sounds like crap from an armchair psychologist/sociologist/neurologist to me. This "Lack of stress --> brain atrophy --> needing perfection" line of thinking is such a gigantic leap in logic, it's worthy of an olympic medal. I do wonder what makes people spout total bullshit and try to spin it as if they knew what the fuck they are talking about. Lack of self-awareness? Dunning-Kruger?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 18:08

This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for @BarackObama, who has brought racial healing to America's cities and peace to the Middle East.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 22:47

Automatics also rob 30-40 horsepower from your engine due to the fact that it always has to have an oil pump running in order to activate the various solenoids and keep the automatic transmission fluid flowing & lubricating the moving parts. Standard transmissions don't need this because the lubricating oil just sits in the bottom of the gear box and is splashed around / lubricated by the moving gears, which results in pretty much no HP being robbed by the tranny.
True, automatic transmissions have gotten more efficient over the years, but they're also complicated to diagnose due to the fact that there's more sensors & wiring that help run the transmission smoothly. When these fail, it takes a fair amount of time to access these, diagnose these and then determine if the failure is either a hydraulic or electronic issue (or both). This means lots of $$ to the customer when an issue comes up. That alone would make me steer clear from an automatic.
Now, what I've stated above are facts but the following is just my opinion that I believe to be generally true: When you're driving a stick shift car, you pay more attention to the whole driving experience. Whenever someone pulls out in front of me, then drives under the speed limit, I assume they're driving an automatic tranny because all they do is press the gas and by magic, the car just goes. Meanwhile, I'm downshifting and pressing my brakes, pissed off that this person just disrupted the flow of traffic. I generally believe if this same person was driving a stick, they wouldn't make such an inconsiderate move, since they're more in tune with the car and would probably get annoyed if someone did the same thing they just did to me.
Also, I always hear from my friends "oh, stick's fine, but I don't like it in city traffic" - I tend to think this is a statement that is more of a popular regurgitation of an excuse than an honest opinion. I learned to drive on an automatic and then learned to drive stick in my 20s and have been exclusively driving stick ever the city. Both my girlfriend and I drive stick in the city daily and never once have I wanted to revert back to a sluggish automatic. In fact, I'd rather drive an inflamed standard tranny off a steep cliff than be putting around town in an automatic feeling like the biggest puss in the world.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 23:06

Manual ("stick") cars are still king in the UK. If you can't handle an uphill traffic jam with a manual gearbox, you can't drive.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 23:50

I drive a manual, but I still think people who write these rants are silly.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 00:01

I would like to own one car with a DCT automatic and one with a 6-speed manual. Maybe have one Evo X and one WRX STI

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 00:17

I prefer an automatic. Keeps one had free for a gun.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 03:57

You shouldn't. You won't be able to aim consistently during the maneuvers that require gear shifting. And no one will take you seriously if you have a "sporty" car without manual. Plus, if your car isn't sporty and doesn't have a dedicated driver (who isn't you) in it, then it's pretty lame anyway.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 13:54

I don't think you quite understand the thrill of the feeling of manoeuvring the head of a shaft any time you want to change speed.

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