The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#27] (353) 2: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] (574) 3: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (717) 4: fusianasan (212) 5: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (453) 6: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (944) 7: ITT your last google search [PART III] (554) 8: dicks out for Harambe (13) 9: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (333) 10: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (375) 11: How To Be Rich? (30) 12: Boobs (5) 13: >>73 smells like a dog's butt (7) 14: Best Comics (11) 15: [gay]ITT the previous poster is a fag[homosexual] (73) 16: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (349) 17: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2] (801) 18: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (741) 19: shitty fucking poetry night (350) 20: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (648) 21: Addressed to the dead-thread-bumping sack of shit (11) 22: [COUNTDOWN] >>901 ON THE 9001ST DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH [DISASTER] [PART IV] (926) 23: [Roleplay] Missedqnnections (5) 24: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#26] (999) 25: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (47) 26: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (717) 27: [Communication] ITT post the last text message you received [SMS] (115) 28: Demanding from the next poster (861) 29: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (869) 30: ( ゚ ヮ゚) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (556) 31: I'M A COMPUTER [10] (81) 32: ZOMG (30) 33: [El Goblino][La Luz Extinguo] hes a beaner and hes mad online (47) 34: Wonder Woman (18) 35: GET OFF THE COMPUTER (15) 36: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (65) 37: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (649) 38: [PART II] ITT we make up DQN fun facts [CITATION NEEDED] (112) 39: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (216) 40: ITT we post to see what time it is (36)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#27] (353)

344 Name: W_A_R_ : 1993-09-9034 17:19

I am really exited and happy now :D :D :D

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 18:46

Hooray, I'm officially mentally ill!

346 Name: W_A_R_ : 1993-09-9034 19:18

main tip #1 - consolidate your navy to the west
Immediately! and move it north. hit and run, just
like the nazi's did in real life

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 21:04

Yo―koso balkan and baltic bredren!

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 22:23

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he speaks the languages of love

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 23:32

Why is it when people start a post with "Am I the only one that...", whatever follows is never anywhere near unique enough to be an interesting observation?

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 00:19

I used to be obsessed with venetian snares, but now I've checked out his most recent albums (since I hadn't kept up with him in years), and now it's just... meh

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 00:20

because when people say "am I the only one that" and no one else does it, you won't hear about the discussion

you only see the posts that other people upvote/agree with/engage with because it influences social media algorithms and makes you more likely to see said posts

plenty of unpopular opinions are posted and never viewed

perhaps they are even shadowbanned or even straight-up deplatformed

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 01:04

I just spent like 400 dollars in clothes. Dressing sure is expensive

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 01:06

What exactly did you get? 400 for a single fit is a lot, but 400 for a lot of outfits isn't that much.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] (574)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-8690 05:04

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 20:54

 Running `target/debug/hell -e '%define test [%builtin dup] test "flap"'`

Macro expanded: "flap" "flap"

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 01:07

25.m-flo All I Want Is You (DJ Shimamura Remix)

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 01:33


569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 03:18

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 10:36

Native name
Romanized name
Ajinomoto Kabushiki-gaisha

Founded 17 June 1917; 100 years ago
(as S. Suzuki & Co. Ltd.)

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 10:52

title = {Child of Darkness: Yoko and Other Stories},
author = {Yoshikichi Furui},

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 10:58

I think Russia is gay

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 11:53

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (717)

1 Name: (☞゚∀゚)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43

Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9015 20:26

Have you goyt yarmulke to back that statement up?

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9015 22:54

¿Como estás? Muy hien, gracias.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 13:05

please refrene from posting such distasteful content

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 18:46

I shot the shethiff, but I did not shoot the deputy

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 22:54

god i love osama cubotion

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 01:42

Even if they've already been thoned, remember to rethone your cats and dogs every spring.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 04:26

I really wiesh I weren't here right now

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 23:05

Man, that movie was totally shickase

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 00:14

I don't get why people play exoge, it's easier and much faster to just find adequate pictures online when you need relief from the urge.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 00:34

You'll never quess who I ran into yesterday.

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fusianasan (212)

1 Name: : 1993-09-5053 10:57

In this thread we put 'fusianasan' (without the quotes) in the name field.

203 Name: : 1993-09-8959 15:15

Funny name

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 18:34


205 Name: : 1993-09-8959 18:35

Wait wrong one

206 Name: fusionasian : 1993-09-8959 19:13

You can't trust your IP to the Internet anymore, hackers are everywhere.

207 Name: fusing anuses : 1993-09-8960 19:23

fusing anuses

208 Name: : 1993-09-8960 22:48


209 Name: : 1993-09-8961 03:25

I hate people.

210 Name: : 1993-09-8961 20:55

I'm sure you do

211 Name: : 1993-09-9034 13:15

I'm posting.

212 Name: : 1993-09-9034 23:50


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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (453)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 12:43


445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 15:57

The first time my roommate and I walked into a modern game store and saw them playing SW Armada I said "that Star Destroyer looks cool! how much?" and when I saw how much i said... "why don't you just cut an isosceles triangle out of piece of cardboard and write 'Star Destroyer' on it"

We were asked never to return

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:13

“How are we different from red China again?”

Red China is nationalist and doesn’t promote faggotry.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:45

His Excellency
Kim Jong Un
Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democractic People's Republic of Korea

Dear Mr. Chairman:

We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. I was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that i pray to God they will never have to be used.

I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately it is only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.

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448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 20:28

Once your are Tanasinn you will never go back to being normal ever again!!

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:10

heh heh heh

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:31

If you talk about

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:55

you jerk off to your tranny cousin?
bro that's awesome

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 19:44

You've just described the new parody movie called "Weekend at Dougies" where Doug Ford manages to carry a corpse to several nomination meetings where it votes for his preferred candidate. Originally this was going to be called "The Kinga and I" but Doug didn't want to shave his head for the part.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 21:06

9/11 ultimately served many purposes but it was primarily a mass ritual to create an enormous amount of loosh energy to be harvested by the Archons (parasites). The towers were specifically built to be destroyed in this ritual and they have a lot of symbolism surrounding them. They represent Boaz and Jachin, the two pillars of entrance to the Temple of Solomon. Consider verse 9:11 of Revelation: “They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon and in Greek is Apollyon (that is, Destroyer).” They also represent the number 11, which is an important number to them. I’m not exactly certain what the significance of 11 is but it may have to do with the 1-1 duality that generates conflict and destruction.

The fact that this tragedy was a ritual is just disgusting. What’s even worse is that these entities have manipulated humanity so that they’ve done it to themselves.

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (944)

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 17:46

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 14:49

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 15:22


938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 07:24

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942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 10:32

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (554)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 15:45

how to cure schizophrenia

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 16:30

“serial experiments layne staley”

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 04:47

how much geometry do bees understand

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 06:28

sjw revisionism

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 23:10


550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 13:13

"imma chargin mah phone"

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 17:43

"memed into existence"

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:10

heh heh heh

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:32

cocaine mitch

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:55

"i was trying to make the horse have a baby"

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dicks out for Harambe (13)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 02:35

It has come to my attention that a certain innocuous phrase is now blocked by the spam filter across all of 4-ch. This is an intolerable transgression of all that is good and just in the world. However, I have cause to suspect that the spam filter will be incapable of detecting the phrase in question if it is simply written with nonstandard characters.

In addition to fullwidth, here are other options for your edification:
ⓓⓘⓒⓚⓢ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓕⓞⓡ Ⓗⓐⓡⓐⓜⓑⓔ
𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐞
𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖘 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝕳𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖇𝖊
𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒆
𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓫𝓮

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4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 02:46

Good thing it's still 1993 then.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 02:50

found the person that gets their memes from only facebook

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 04:42

dicks our for Harambe

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 04:43

*dicks out for Harambe

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 04:57

fuck you

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 03:37

     | \
     |Д`) No one is here.
     |⊂ I can dance now !

    ♪ ☆     
   ♪ / \    RANTA TAN
    ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
     (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
く       TAN

  ♪ ☆
ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
(へ  )    RANTA TANTA
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10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 16:35

I became a futanari so that I too can have my dick out.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 17:06

dicks out for Bethesda Softworks

this is some serious BDSM shit, I mean that fuckign fallout 3

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 17:10

I'd rather play Phantasy Star for Genesis

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 18:18


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Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (333)

1 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-04 15:10 ID:HVt1OSAA [Del]

... and I farted.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 10:28

Still seeking a fax machine otaku!

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 19:43

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 05:27

I wish they left that scene in. Just imagine if the west became more accepting of DQN. By keeping that scene in it would possibly prompt more adults to research it and get converted into DQN fans (I am one myself), in turn increasing the amount that is imported and thus increasing DQN revenues in Japan, therefore increasing the amount of content created. We may have actually had big names like Daddy Cool, who has made his fair share of VIP threads, start to produce DQN threads too. The more accepting the public is, the less of a big deal DQN would be and so we'd finally have superbly entertaining threads involving Grandpa, mittens, fancy hearing cake, and DQN music.

There just aren't enough anonymous text boards in the west, and the Japanese are leading the way and leaving us behind. Not to mention we don't get 2-ch jokes translated fast enough. Only a few high profile 2-ch jokes get translated quickly, but because we don't demand it in the west then there's no commercial involvement and we have to rely on fan 2-chers (Those kind souls), and so we miss out on a lot of the more niche jokes. I don't only read DQN for the current thoughts or even the character threads, I read it for the fantastic way people are able to post whatever they want. When was the last time you heard the phrase "the only surviving legend of socotion gomez." Never, that's when you last heard that in normal forums. You know, not to mention that "im gay" sounds much cuter and less serious when it is mumbled by an anonymous poster, versus "I'm gay".

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327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 16:30

Yesterday I went to the Shangrila Marshmallow Dreams Maid Cafe in Akihabara.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 20:10

Was she extra-large?

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 21:23

Did she have extra sauce if you know what I mean?

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:22

Did you Bangor?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:28

Or did you hardly Newark?

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[Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (375)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 10:58

>>0 is angry that threads on this board are closed after >>999, rather than after >>1023 which would make a lot more sense.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8954 01:01

>>365 sweats heavily when talking to female cashiers

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 00:12

>>366 is losing weight as he saves his lunch money in order to be able to buy all kinds of obscure Asian gadgets online.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 21:26

>>367 is literate enough in Japanese to browse 2channel. He demands you call it 2channel and not 2chan, too.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 17:09

>>368 is quick to point out that it's 5channel now, not 2channel.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8960 09:32

>>369 is quick to note that 2chan is even easier to browse than 2channel, as the images provide much-needed context for difficult-to-read posts

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 18:44

When Pokemon Uranium and Pokemon Plutonium were attacked by Nintendo, >>370 responded by making Pokemon Sodium and Pokemon Potassium.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 10:52

>>371 gets really angry when xkcd makes factual mistakes.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 18:11

>>372 never answers calls past 8pm

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 00:20

>>373 never gets calls past 8pm

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 16:33

>>374 Sells his anime collectibles from last season for 1% the price he originally paid for them. >>374 needs room for this season's anime collectibles.

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