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1: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (870) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (572) 3: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (351) 4: [Youtube] QUALITY VIDEOS [DQN][Part II] (587) 5: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (181) 6: CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (282) 7: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (55) 8: [VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (154) 9: ITT we think up new ITT threads. [META] [Shark jump] (333) 10: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (546) 11: ITT your last google search [PART III] (70) 12: You know what? Fuck >>53 [GROUP DISCUSSION] (39) 13: ITT the previous poster is on Third (9) 14: ( ) Post mildly uplifting things (505) 15: [Part IV] ( EցE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (760) 16: [JEWS]JEWS[JEWS] (15) 17: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (493) 18: ITT ANOTHER GAY THREAD FOR FAGS AND LITTLE GIRLS (27) 19: When are YOU going to move out of your mother's basement? (12) 20: ITT we hit on neko-chan (15) 21: ITT the previous poster is a SJW (177) 22: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (736) 23: [Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (19) 24: shitty fucking poetry night (313) 25: [IRL] Let's meet up! [4ch] (37) 26: [SOUNDS] DQN ELECTRONICS VOL. 13 [ELITE TUNES] (102) 27: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (610) 28: [Not into the whole thing]i@ m߁jStandard 4-ch user [VIP] (210) 29: [Misery] ( -) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (581) 30: Please, do not be unkind to the small robot. (12) 31: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (324) 32: ( L`) GRANDPATHREAD ADVANCE (55) 33: Things the elitist superstructure finds distasteful (42) 34: ITT the previous poster is a panda (966) 35: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (639) 36: FOUND TUPAC.HTML (81) 37: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (53) 38: OH MY GOSH LIFE TOUCH (12) 39: ( -) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (152) 40: ITT the previous poster has a largely useless superpower (488)

[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (870)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 05:15

surprise telepathic handjob

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 14:49

You seem to say "vachinacunt" a lot. You've got an odd obsession, judging by your profile. Do you actively search for videos you can use that word in a comment on? You really think it's that clever? Do all of your more serious looking friends on Google+ know you act like this? Ghost Adventures fan? Obama supporter? Live in Portland? My god you're a hopeless fucking hipster, aren't you? Vietnamese, I'm guessing. Lot of other zipperheads in your circle. I'm not gonna bother trying to confirm which of these facebooks I found is yours. What's it like being part of an ethnicity that has accomplished jack-all in history and constantly has to live under the shadow of two powers that argue over it? Word for the wise: make your profiles private if you intend to troll.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 15:34

Because drawings of people riding bombs is funny.
Hope that helps.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 16:30

Now my skin wants to run away

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 17:26

The trigger was sudden movement from her right. How symbolic.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 18:53

Hope convinces you to continue suffering for an unlikely outcome.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 01:37

Armed Black Malefs Lives, Not Older Than 29 Nor Younger Than 18, Who Are Poor Criminals, Suicidal or Crazy, and Who May Be Evading Arrest, Matter.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 07:38

My joys and failures, mistakes and silliness, fears and triumphs, all have the same result: silence.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 00:16

The only reason any Bernie supporters are attending the DNC is because it's so hot outside and they want to be around something shady.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 02:25

>fuck
>fuck?
>fuck you.

like poetry

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (572)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 04:39

The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

Please contact the server administrator, webmaster@4-ch.net and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 08:40

I've seen people misspell "were" as "where" several times in the past month. Never seen that before. I just don't get how they do it.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 11:56

>>554 I was looking for unsweetened iced tea at the grocery store the other day and you'd think I was looking for a unicorn, there were tons of diet iced teas with aspartame and whatever else, but almost none that were just plain cold tea without a bunch of shit added.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 12:29

I thought she was saying "good luck" she was saying "Oppai!"

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 17:27

YOU WALK ON THE SUBWAY IT MOVES AROUND

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 17:34

Mediocre chicken and excellent coleslaw.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 19:28

Waitwaitwait... saying "politically correct" is a microaggression now?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 19:44

>>568
since at least 2011

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 20:09

Labelling something as a microaggression is a microaggression

571 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8364 23:16

The Weed Phantom Bernie Sander terrorizes rural hamlet

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 23:49

>>569
BUT THOSE OBNOXIOUS PANSIES MADE UP THAT WORD

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (351)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:09

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 18:42

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-football Not as interesting as it sounds

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 23:58

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[Youtube] QUALITY VIDEOS [DQN][Part II] (587)

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 16:52

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 09:05

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 00:32

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 20:10

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 05:33

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 08:58

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 06:45

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 16:36

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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (181)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 17:58

I dreamed that I had listened to a song from Batman vs Superman on some streaming site a while ago, and this gave a telemarketer access to my cell number. The caller ID gave him away, but he would say things like, "Hello, is Mr. Anon there? This is his boss. It's urgent." And then when I told him it was me, he said, "Seen Batman vs Superman yet?" and I made fun of him for advertising a failure of a movie. I tried to google it to see if this was happening to anybody else, but my keyboard had pictures of arms instead of letters and I couldn't get the whole thing typed out before waking up. My boss is a woman, too.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 10:56

My home was converted into a debtor's prison, where I was held for failing to pay a debt that I didn't remember incurring. All the other prisoners were my age or younger. I joined a group of them trying to get through a crowd to put a specifically colored box in a specific place, then the wardens made us sleep outside in the rain.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 15:37

I was wandering around an office or high school or similar building and met Carlos Santana's daughter, who had one arm and still managed to rock out on electric violin and we talked about some charity she was fronting. While she did that, I wrote out a little jazzy melody that worked with the secret Carlos Santana Chord Changes for her. She loved it. Later in the dream I heard her playing it on Sirius XM and found out she'd make millions off my song and sent me nothing.

I wish I could remember the melody now that I'm awake.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 07:57

There were so many butterflies in my room that they started forming little piles on the floor.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 08:37

I went to the supermarket and ran into a bunch of old classmates. One of them had written a two act play called Donald Trump's Drumpgrilms about a colony of pilgrims who act like Donald Trump and get themselves in trouble for it. The others assured me that it was very funny.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 15:19

I lived in a city where instead of bike lanes there were kayak lanes, people would kayak to work and try to catch fish on the way to eat for breakfast.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 20:10

There was a new AAA Bionicle game released to the public, which I managed to get my hands on. It played a whole lot like Armored Core 4.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 16:08

I was back in college and was feeling extremely tired and thought about how I still had years ahead of me before finishing, but then I felt the sensation that it was going to be so worth it once I finished, since I would receive my master degree, and also I was actually enjoying studying once again. And despite the long, sleepless night that was ahead of me, I smiled at the setting horizon thinking that what I was doing was good and fulfilling.

Then I woke up and realized that I had a long day ahead doing shit I hate and felt just as tired as I was in my dream but a lot less motivated.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 16:40

I dreamt I was helping my ex shop for new furniture, and we were looking at TVs, and there was this mad Sega TV for sale; it was pretty big and black, and the back was all chunky ridges a bit like the Japanese Mega Drive cartridges, and it was backlit with dazzling blue light. It had a big Sega logo on the front, as well as big sort of handrails/pipes. I woke myself up saying out loud "so what kind of TV are you looking for" but she wasn't there.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 19:04

Dad came by and told me he loves me.

Woke up feeling pretty good after that.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (282)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 17:58

CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ]

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 18:16

>>271
That's not how ghostbuster weaponry works at all.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 16:14

I post one picture a day of my goats, nothing even slightly sexual,

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 20:09

happoshu

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 21:55

║ Drowning ║

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 15:15

Sometimes people have to accept a product isn't for them, instead of acting like it should be for nobody.

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 16:01

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 01:38

It's where you say something, and the other person has to guess whether you're telling the truth or being a black person.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 10:21

"Im so smart that I post ridiculous, half baked, unsophisticated, infantile memes with ludicrous, uninformed blanket statements."

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What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (55)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 00:06

Share what you're listening to and help others find good music based on genres.

Appaloosa - Travelling

Genre: Jungle/Oldschool DnB

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 14:31

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 21:48

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pTL8dOz3X8

>>42
I find they're good at deflecting strangers when I'm out in public. Makes me less anxious.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 08:52

Autechre - elseq 1-5

Genre: IDM / Glitch / Weird noises

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 00:20

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 18:35

I'm trying to find a song but I can't remember what it's called. I have it on my computer but I don't know what to look for because it's in moonspeak. I'll have it tagged as denpa but I think it's more like plainer moe EDM. There are two drops where the girl singing goes PUT YO FUCKIN HANDS UP, and EVERYBODY MAKE SOME NOISE. I think it might be nanahira but I can't remember, does anyone know?

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 18:49

>>50
Fly Away! by ȂȂЂ, from the album Colory Starry
https://youtu.be/YJSbFjqS8Ek?t=14m40s

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 23:04

>>51 Excellent, thanks!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 23:04

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 04:11

Graham Kartna - Star U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxy5tTJkaOI

>>48
How is it?

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 08:18

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[VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (154)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 00:15

Clonepa or Superman?

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 20:06

I'd put my money on princess Hitachi as an elephant as old as Hanako would probably accept death, and the rest are 2D fucking drawings so just use an eraser.

Hitler or Mussolini, hand to hand.

146 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8360 20:19

>>145
Mussolini no contest.

Mike Myers vs Jim Carrey

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 03:37

Jim Carrey starts off strong by putting the Mask from the movie "The Mask" on, but Myers brings it right back at him by transforming into Shrek. Carry unloads a full tommy gun clip into Myers, but to no avail, because Shrek is just a CG animation. Carry then removes the mask and becomes ACE VENTURA and summons an army of assorted animals to attack Myers. Myers can no longer take it so he transforms into Austin Powers and bites off all of the monsters heads with his large teeth. As Ace, Carry is woeful at the loss of all of his animal friends. Carry gives up Mike Myers wins.

C9 Mango VS. Reynad

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 20:57

Reynad's forehead strikes terror into even the greatest of men. Mango is no match.

Queen Elizabeth II armed with a crossbow vs Emperor Akihito armed with a shortsword

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 21:07

Lizzy is a skilled sharpshooter and ten'nou heika is working on plans to abdicate due to poor health, plus the natural disadvantage of having a melee weapon against someone with a ranged weapon. Elizabeth II is the clear winner, I think.

10 clones of Hulk Hogan in his prime vs an enraged silverback gorilla.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 21:39

This comes down to the Donkey Kongs vs Pomeranians issue seen in >>123,124; namely, does the silverback fight the Hulk Hogans one by one or all at once? One by one, I can see this being an easy win for the gorilla, but against all at once, even some basic coordination could result in one or two Hogans holding down each limb, safely incapacitating the gorilla.

A little girl dressed in boys' clothing vs a little boy dressed in girls' clothing

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 22:41

>>150
Boys are stronger than girls plus the added freedom of a dress will improve the boy's movement capabilities.

Fingers vs toes

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 23:59

>>151
It comes down to STR vs DEX: the toes are stronger, but the fingers more agile. I would expect fingers to win because they can cooperate better.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 00:01

>>152 (cont)
Kujo Jotaro vs. Kirby

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 21:53

Unless Kirby can inhale him absolutely instantly and stay like that, Jotaro's Star Platinum will squish him like a bug.

You vs your sibling closest to you in age, both parties armed with daggers.

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ITT we think up new ITT threads. [META] [Shark jump] (333)

1 Name: Fonzie : 1993-09-5278 21:08

ITT we stretch the previous poster's joke even thinner.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 01:53

>>323 I'm down if anyone wants to make this.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 19:45

[MIAMI]The previous poster lives in Florida[SOUTH BEACH]

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 20:24

[ORZ][EXISTENTIAL CRISIS]What are we doing with our lives?[REGRET][SADNESS]

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 20:43

[ORIGAMI] ITT we fold 1000 paper cranes, one per post [CURE LEUKAEMIA]

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 07:12

[Pedantry]ITT we correct minor grammatical errors of the previous poster[Prescriptivism]

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 08:52

[Disappointment] Post ITT every time your expectations are not met, Part XVII [Sad] [Self-reflection]

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 20:12

[EXISTENTIAL] ITT we're all parts of one giant all-encompassing unit, rather than independent beings with free will [EPISTEMOLOGY]

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 16:48

[COUNTEREXAMPLE] ITT we disprove the previous post [REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM]

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 01:39

[SELF-DEPRECATION] ITT we list our flaws [BUMMER]

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 09:06

[GUGUGU] ITT we attempt to convey our current mood using only the letters U and G [UGUU]

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (546)

1 Name: (☞߁)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43

Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 20:39

My favorite Final Fantasy character is speroth!

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 03:25

I'll grow my strikethrough plants in this peat soil.

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 17:59

Kaw! I'm the HTML bird, and I'm here to remind you to use HTML responsibly! Kaw! Kaw!

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 07:55

I "joyzzly" enter my captcha in order to bump this thread ah haha haaa

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 08:03

I watch my anime raw because I'm just hardcore like that.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 08:05

My friends keep calling me to go to the mall. You could say that they're malling me. But you wouldn't, because that's stupid.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 08:07

Hear ye! Hear ye!

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 10:11

>>545-kun, I challenge you to a deule! CAPCHAs at noon tomorrow!

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 14:01

Being a trap can get stressful. It's time for a ciscation.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 08:58

>>545
I believe in you! Don't give up on your dreams of being cute and gurly!

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