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1: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (794) 2: [Part IV] ( EƒÖE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (585) 3: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (590) 4: [GAME] The next poster is not worth talking to. (33) 5: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (123) 6: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (650) 7: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (30) 8: gaynal sex (2) 9: [Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#14] (928) 10: ITT your last google search [PART II] (277) 11: ITT we bump this thread whenever this thread sucks. (17) 12: [BAD]>>>œœœœœTHA PURPœœœœœ<<< [BAD] (5) 13: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (258) 14: [QUALITY]DQN'S favourite words (150) 15: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (250) 16: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (792) 17: Junior, let's find TRIP on your VIP, DQN or IAA (9) 18: [Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (385) 19: ( ˃ „D˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (152) 20: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (97) 21: ayy lmao[1000] (22) 22: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (371) 23: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (149) 24: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2] (732) 25: shitty fucking poetry night (242) 26: (-_-)‚Á-~ Smoking Thread [PART 1] (22) 27: ITT the previous poster is a panda (903) 28: ITT the previous poster is responsible for global warming. (188) 29: [Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (558) 30: y“ú–{‚̃Lƒ`ƒKƒC’p•”zƒGƒ‹ƒrƒX”ò’¹y²“¡F•v‚S‚PÎz (396) 31: [Part ‡L] ( L߃Öß`) Grandpa [dead] (914) 32: [Not into the whole thing]i@ß m߁jStandard 4-ch user [VIP] (198) 33: [DQN] Post without thinking [Shitty thread] (196) 34: œ (25) 35: ITT we say something mean and storm out. (28) 36: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (872) 37: [PERSONAL] This isn't interesting... (7) 38: [GAME] Nomic Thread [RULES] (38) 39: I don't get it (19) 40: [i@MƒnLj ] Darkpa's Garden Party [ Party ] (648)

We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (794)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 14:51

These are the files. I hope you have everything you need.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 03:46

Assuage self and gain self confidence by remembering how good we are at blocking lasers and absorbing people. Contentedly lie down and wait for your female companions like a good Stove Stove.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 04:10

Install a mod that replaced Conundrum-chan with The Incredible Hulk and Continue-Chan with Jafar from Aladdin

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 18:41

Be Buster. Send pleasure signals throughout the body.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:28

>>784
Alas, you have six faces but not a single fist.

>>785
You try to better your self-image through reflection upon your past successes, without success. Perhaps, if you had the loving support of a cute little girl or two, you could scrape together some semblance of confidence, but such is not the case. You begin to panic. Before you know it, you've accidentally activated your internal self-destruct mechanism. You have exactly one hour before you explode.

>>786
You don't know of any mods that do that, nor do you know how you'd go about installing any such thing.

>>787
You are now playing as Buster. You find it odd to try to send pleasure signals throughout the body, considering the pleasure receptors are all localised in the brain - or, rather, you would find it odd, if you were capable of thought. You try to will the component neurons of the spinal cord you encompass to selectively transmit pleasurable sensations, but unfortunately you cannot, because you have no free will.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 00:27

Be Jack. Go to the far room in search of the dark shape. Send Continue-chan to go calm down Stove Stove.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 13:32

Be Stove Stove. Attempt to become a drill.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 20:33

>>789
You are now playing as Jack Conundrum-chan. You ask Continue-chan to go back to check on Stove Stove, as you have a strangely prescient - though unfortunately slightly too late - thought that perhaps your favourite sentient stone cube might be unhappy on its own. Continue-chan acquiesces and patters away down the tunnel, back to the entrance.

Meanwhile, you forge ahead into the darkness. As you reach the first small room, you find that the dim lightbulb that lit this room previously is no longer in operation. You do, however, note that there is a ladder leading downwards, the base of which is lit by a strange red glow.

Ignoring this, you continue onwards into the unknown. You are guided only by your hands tracing along the passage walls. After perhaps a minute or two, you reach the far room, which is completely unlit. You hear a faint whooshing sound, then find that your precious Buster has been dislocated from its place at the bottom of your brainstem by a sharp, calculated blow. You collapse to the cold, hard ground, dead.

GAME OVER
Deaths: 35

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792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 00:10

Search for the nearest way to level up.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 23:20

>>792
As everyone knows, the only way to increase one's level in a skill is to expend skill points, and the only way to gain skill points is murdering sapient creatures. Unfortunately, it seems you are the only sapient creature in the vicinity. For all you know, Conundrum-chan and everyone else might be dead and you might be the only sapient being left in the universe. And without anyone else to validate your existence, can your life really have any meaning? Why even bother levelling up in a world like that?

You search the crater and surrounding forest for signs of anyone, anything, to free you from your solipsist prison. Alas, there are no sapient beings kind enough to grace you with their presence.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 03:16

Go somewhere useful to explode, like the control tower.

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[Part IV] ( EƒÖE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (585)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( EƒÖE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 13:28

Sharp Cheddar Cheese Whiz? My FAVORITE!
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577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7640 09:14

In other news, shift-JIS art will come out broken
unless you post it formatted as "Text Art."
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578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 10:59

( EƒÖE) Uryyb rirelbar! Zl anzr vf Ebg13cn.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 22:12

( LƒÖ`) Uryyb kbibbn, dummy. N'ghft athgagl sll'ha chtenff 'bthnk.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 22:32

( E-E) xesmub xesmub xesmub xesmub xesmub xesmub

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 22:55

( LƒÖ`) You don't get it. You never got it. You never will get it.

( LƒÖ`) Bjerk.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 23:07

( EƒÖE) Jul ner lbh nyy gnyxvat tvoorevfu? Fgbc, vg'f pbashfvat!

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 23:13

( LƒÖ`) Ph'phlegeth grah'n uln vulgtm mg, of course!

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 00:05

( EƒÖE) Thank you Grandpa! I'll get started immediately!

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585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 02:57

( E-E) What was all that about?

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( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (590)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( E-E) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 19:40

>>580 You're just pissed because Israel has the temerity to not only defend itself from the bloodthirsty lunatics at its borders, but has been so successful at it.

Like all liberals, you hate success and want to see the successful brought down, because they make you feel bad about your own worthless life.

Go out and do something productive, you weenie.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 20:16

>>581
You kikes have a lot of nerve talking about "success" when the only reason Israel exists is because of the billions of dollars you parasites are leeching from other countries. Lemme guess, I'm also against welfare leeches because I hate their success.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 20:39

Go cry to your mamadaddy government, lefty.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:18

Enjoy your jewish lobby, you centrist bastard.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:49

Actually, I'm Presbyterian, but thanks!

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 13:54

>Go out and do something productive, you weenie.

Sayeth the guy who's posting on DQN.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 18:42

I'm not practicing what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 13:29

>>587 This is the anon thread on an anon board. How would you have any idea who you're preaching to.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 14:26

It's by your actions that people know you.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 02:54

>>589
( E-E) Actually, it's mostly by my face and voice.

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[GAME] The next poster is not worth talking to. (33)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7619 22:45

>>1 doesn't sanitize their input.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 18:15

>>25 speaks only engrish.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 18:56

>>26 makes Robocop impressions in appropriate situations, which is somehow even worse.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 07:17

>>27 DOES NOT PUT THEIR WEAPON DOWN WHEN ASKED, EVEN WHEN THEY HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO COMPLY

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 10:01

>>26 trashtalks people in netoges

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 06:48

>>27 trash talks the prior poster instead of the subsequent poster.

>>29 should have just stuck with today's special.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7634 21:12

>>30 doesn't lock his taskbar.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7635 02:36

>>31 doesn't rock the Casbah.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 16:45

>32 Always brags about the city he lives in, and talks trash about the city of the person he talks to.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 17:37

>>31 feels the need to one-up everyone else all the fucking time

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 02:53

>>34 wears suspenders to the office.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (123)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:43

Replacing the worst 5 to 7 percent of teachers with merely average-quality teachers would increase U.S. economic output by $112 trillion over the lifetimes of the rising generation.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 12:43

Grumble Volcano

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 13:13

Sylvester appears in the Robot Chicken episode "Werewolf vs. Unicorn" voiced by Patrick Pinney. During Arnold Schwarzeneggerfs announcement of illegal aliens from Mexico, Sylvester demonstrates a wired fence that will keep the aliens out, only for it to be penetrated by Speedy Gonzales.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 13:19

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 15:58

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 20:04

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122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 00:45

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 01:27

>>121
imagines this to be Jack Conundrum-chan gloating after a particularly dastardly deed

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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (650)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 04:01

Rumor has it that >>666 has also tricked people into consuming Mentos after drinking Diet Coke.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 13:17

>>666 infused the insides of condoms with a drug that causes penis shrinkage.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 20:18

Interned at Kass, Shuler Law Firm for a year. Direct experience with scheduling litigations/court dates, file work (on and off the computer), and assitant work.

Specialties
Typing, blogging; Facebook, Twitter, Blogger, Word, Excel, Powerpoint.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7640 19:30

>>666 invented dildos to trick helpless women into raping themselves.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7641 03:17

>>666 tricked >>643 into pasting his resume here.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 18:59

>>666 puts bleach in your laundry when you wash clothes that can be damaged by bleach. The last time >>666 did that, he took the stripes out of shimapan.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 02:30

You know, I heard >>666 does some pretty terrible things to cats.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 16:43

>>666 steals pet rabbits from children and feeds them to his giant pet snake.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 23:48

>>666 is a social justice warrior.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 00:57

>>666 throws chalk dust in people's faces

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (30)

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gaynal sex (2)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 00:03

gaynal sex

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 00:08

banal sex

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[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#14] (928)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:45

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919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 14:21

But it's a well known fact that jigsaws can make anything unerotic.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 22:41

I think we should be able to fill in all the post boxes at once and reply to all ten visible threads at the same time.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 00:04

>>920
I'm sure there are some nefarious purposes such a feature could be put to.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 01:00

You know the burning sensation you get when you shit out a spicy meal? If you buttfuck someone who ate something spicy, would it burn your dick?

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 01:25

>>922 Only one way to find out.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 02:45

I can't wait until the universe collapses and time runs in reverse

925 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7659 13:40

HELLO THIS IS CAT

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 18:04

Take a chill pill politics-kun, you're an eyesore.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 18:04

>>924 Maybe it's already happened but our perception of time is also running in reverse.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 23:29

au au yo

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (277)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 16:52

"naughty koala"

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 19:38

adam sandler

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7651 20:26

long day's journey into night

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 19:53

i polish my law on a cliff

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 10:59

correct way to eat banana

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 20:42

site:http://4-ch.net/dqn/ existentialism

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 00:12

poophole hammer

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 13:42

inurl:http://4-ch.net/dqn/ existentialism

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 20:05

krentz and the hand of shame

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 21:40

hypotrochoid

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