[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (254)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 07:38

Waiter? The fudetion of this meal is unacceptable. Let me speak to your manager.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 06:41

I'm too sexy for my chairt. So sexy it hurts.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 14:19

I wish I hadn't fucked up.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 17:41

Inspector Gadge
Hoo Hooo
Inspector Gadge

Go Gadge Go
Go Gadge Go

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 21:13

>>3
I don't mean to depride you, but that just means you're sitting on it wrong.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 23:37

>>6
Actually, I think I might have a kidney stown.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9496 01:21

eww. I'm so grossed out. juckugh

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9496 19:22

I'm hungry, time for some chow.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 06:45

I have finaly masterd English speling! I am exdume.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 04:16

This thread has started rather lamely. It needs more gudement.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 04:59

>>11
Shut up, nerd! It clearly needs more jockness!

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 14:51

I wonder what shi is up to these days.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 14:59

>>13 still lurking 2chan downloading catt pictures

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 17:48

Would you like some soy sauce with your fries?

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 01:20

I didn't even order fries! How will I keep my expanding goyrth under control now?

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 05:01

"I never learned what keeps cabinet shelves up," said Tom doullly.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 04:01

It's time for some chow! Anyone want to eat with me?

19 Name: sage : 1993-09-9517 02:04

Don't you think this site is kinda dedish?

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 22:18

Don't yele at me!

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 18:35

I think that I may be inove

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 23:36

This post is merely a figment of your imagination.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 11:21

Oh, how I hate being interrupted by thatchime.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 12:20

How did Vaith get the Gravita so sexy...

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 20:25

expuze me?

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 10:24

All the posts in the DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD thread are so sheiyable. Well, most of them anyway.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 00:44

I love koyt's poo songs

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 02:02

deash holds no territory in Syria anymore.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 09:45

When an alchemist wants to hit the slopes, he brews a skipotion.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 09:38

Any time I see a crow by the side of the road when I'm driving, I say "hi birdie!!!" and wave and then nearly crash my car

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 14:57

My fat goth girlfriend keeps nagging me to watch her favorite porno invader rim with her

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 21:14

I like the smell of my krotch

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 19:19

>>31
She sounds pretty ploughable

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 13:50

Just hired a taiwanese chick for an hour of her bustution services

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 16:17

>>34
It is a sin for white men to lay with slant eyed beasts

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 18:36

I almost finished my program but then I rewrode it in rust

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 23:13

Oh, itfs a rerun.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9537 17:20

gow!, right in the kisser

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 20:49

I'm done with this shitch

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 04:01

I can't believe people fell for the "your self cola" trick.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 20:28

But that's wrong you fucking rerad.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 20:47

Isn't this cocktail dress to die for? It's by vershece, you know.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 21:25

scoping niggas like it's vietnam

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 12:38

Shitty thread, sabe.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 16:44

I don't have the will to not shit myself

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9570 13:54

The meat in my basement is close to expiration

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 23:16

dude, chill out.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 02:27

The jeche idea is Kim Il-sung's original, brilliant and revolutionary contribution to national and international thought

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 04:20

One's jouyment of life does not come from wealth.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 05:16

There's no need to point out such a minor flaw.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 09:35

I put out

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 10:48

Yesssssssssss!!!I have Louuuuuuise!!was good kett !!it can do alone!!!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:10

dere goos der chraiain chutchuthe

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:11

This threde sucks

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 16:31

>>54 Don't you know it's unlux to complain without saging first?

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 00:18

>>54 unhan this thread this instant!

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 16:15

Play it back! rerine the tapes!

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 17:14

This year's poduche sure is QUALITY.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 10:21

do re mi faw sol la ti do

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 17:42

Why are all these kids laughing at me for drinking shoy?

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 19:33

You have 61 unrede messages.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 07:58

Captain Kirk once put a Vulcan in his checked baggage. He called it Operation stospock.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 22:03

When he had finished speaking, there was no applause, no murmuring. There was only silence and accusatory stares. "What's the matter?" he asked. "I only said I hope--" A woman cut him off, almost angrily. "You can't hope for that," she said. "It's not allowed. It's not hopeable!"

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 10:20

marth, we are all depending on you!

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 18:30

These dubex brand condoms certainly relieve my practical difficulties as a gentleman with two cocks

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 20:31

After the tinfoil-outlet experiment, Steve could only say he had an exkock.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 14:22

OP is fat and sweaty, kinda pigly.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 15:05

I'll bring the cole if you'll bring the slaw. Don't though, it's gross.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 19:49

Slaying the six-toed dragon is quite a feat.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 21:36

Hello, frends! thnk would qute lke to vst Teh Re's Dner tonght! Who's wth me?

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 17:52

>>70
No thanks, I heard their food tastes like shete

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 20:38

The place is filthy, too. I saw a cockroach there once.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 20:22

I failed my grammar exvame! (LGtG)

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 22:01

>>73 You could probably pirate some grammar study books on the darkweb or something but you better use tor because that would be illegal probably

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 06:14

Imagine having OCR artifacts
This post was made by CAPTCHA gang

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 15:46

mo money mo problems

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 20:45

I hate yigeer lol

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 05:02

Throw me the rope already! I hate snakes...

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 15:58

I have read Harry poytter before. It was terrible!

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 21:08

You ever just beat a rod until a tank empties?

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 13:12

I simply had to admire the girl on the beach's titness

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 15:05

I'd like an inod for audio to sleep to.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 20:00

I always dress so demure, maybe I should try something a little more sluttish...

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 02:17

Can you explain *howdish* works?

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 16:38

>>84 Sure, you've gotta change le formatting to WakabaMark

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 18:06

Do you feel luckish, punk?

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 02:04

expube

No further elaboration necessary

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 16:26

I can't milk a kow.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 17:44

> u never a dey grammar english

unadge 's unadge ni only chowd tdown zi couln ze viewn mo, whazze moann bou?

(actual captcha: youd never guess)

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 17:58

My pants were shat after eating the incredibly spicy pepper dish.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 14:04

Oh, right, I have that document open intab 2,387.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 02:52

Spelling spoken diction isn't an exat science.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 08:27

Shut your gob.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 20:57

My boyen piano broke!

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 18:15

OP is a fage.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 19:48

Magical creature that lives in the woods and doesn't abduct women: incelf

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 23:56

That is all I keangive you.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 01:35

I eat rice everyday.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 04:31

Me too, >>98! I like it with a side of bok choy.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 20:14

hi everyone how are you doing?

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