[Part 9] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (398)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:54

( LƒÖ`) 'sup, kids?

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 23:10

(EÍE) I moved my couch into the basement, next to the water heater.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 23:11

(EÍE) You need to change my litter box soon, by the way.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 04:13

( LƒÖ`) Damn it! Who ate all my Oreos?

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 14:23

(EÍE) I'll repeat, you need to change my litter box soon.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 22:30

( LƒÖ`) ...

( LƒÖ`) I guess I'll just have to eat something else.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 14:59

( EƒÖE) Junior, what was life like before the internet?

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 18:04

(EÍE) Grandpa! Grandpa! What are these lightning bolts in your helmet?

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 23:52

( LƒÖ`) They make me go faster.

( LƒÖ`) I changed your litter box by the way... why did I find women's underwear in it?

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 00:18

(EÍE) I had pantsu à la mode for dessert on Tuesday.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 01:13

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@ Ð*L°MÐ How did you swallow an entire pair of panties?
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359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 08:05

( LƒÖ`) Children, gather around. I have a story to tell.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 14:55

(EÍE) Story time! I'm so excited!

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 18:44

( ß ƒŽß) STORY TIME!!!

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 19:05

THIS IS THE CUTESTE THREADE EBER LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 21:11

( LƒÖ`) I didn't invite you, Katy a.k.a. t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m.

( LƒÖ`) Please leave.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 21:37

( LƒÖ`) Ahem, now then.

( LƒÖ`) It was long ago when this story takes place. A young boy was marooned on an island filled with monkeys and leprechauns. Quickly the boy realized the monkeys and leprechauns were at war with each other so he grabbed a spear an...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( LƒÖ`) Zzzzzzzz

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 06:25

( ~ ▿ ~ ) moo

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 05:49

( LƒÖ`) It's September 9619th! Do you know what that means, everyone?

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 07:38

(EÍE) It's time for us to all say "nice" in unison?

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 22:58

( LƒÖ`)@No, it means it's time for 3653 more days of my thread!

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 06:02

( LƒÖ`) Also, you're thinking of September 9669th.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 06:16

( LƒÖ`) Anyway, where was I in that story?

( ß ƒŽß) You'd just discovered that it was the Inspector who had switched the glasses. But the maid swore that he was on stage performing during the time the poison dagger was stolen. Then Roberts found a tape recorder hidden inside the bust of Frederick II.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 22:58

(EÍE) Coffee's ready, grandpa!

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 23:28

( LƒÖ`) Thank you, Junior.

( LƒÖ`) This reminds me of that time I wrote the screenplay for Batman Returns...

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 02:16

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374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 02:34

@ ÈQÈ@@@
@i@LƒÖ`j@This doesn't taste like coffee.
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375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 18:14

(EÍE) I have mistaken sugar for salt!

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 21:16

(EÍE) Also, I mistook the RV's blackwater tank for the coffee maker.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 00:47

( LƒÖ`) I have pooped there last week. Knew the taste was familiar.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 03:59

( EƒÖE) They say Kopipe Luwak coffee is worth its weight in gold.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 20:03

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380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 01:03

(EÍE) Grandpa was in the middle of telling us a story, but he's asleep right now.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 01:29

(EÍE) He also drank hot salted poopwater.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 15:02

( LƒÖ`) Incidentally, "Hot Salted Poopwater" was the name of my hit ska band back in the '60s.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 17:23

(EÍE) What instrument did you play?

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 19:19

( LƒÖ`) The Viola Bastarda, like my father before me.

( LƒÖ`) Or so I'm told.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 21:43

(EÍE) Can I play the viola too?

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 15:20

(EÍE)

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 17:23

(EÍE) 你爷爷“úú你奶奶“Iãè门

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 17:46

( LƒÖ`) widdle chinkie goooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaam

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 17:00


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(҂`_L) yoo gon get it glampa!

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390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 17:23

( LƒÖ`) To foreigners,
If you are planning a trip to Japan, please stop coming to Japan now.
You're too optimistic.
Now there are many Chinese who came to Japan before Wuhan was closed.
The Japanese government's system to prevent epidemics is extremely lax.
Experts from all over Japan are criticizing the Japanese government for that.
A pandemic will happen in Japan soon. You must never come to Japan.
If the pandemic occurs while you are in Japan, you will have to be isolated and suffer like
the passengers of the Diamond Princess who are now stranded at the port of Yokohama.
You must never come to Japan.NOW

thank you

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9666 18:34

>>390 I wonder how this will impact the Olympics. Just kidding, I think the Olympics are an overpriced waste of time.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 23:09

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you afraid of catching the Clonepa virus?

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 23:29

( LƒÖ`) Junior, I invented that virus.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 03:50

(EÍE) Grandpa, would we be safer in Chernobyl?

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 15:59

( LƒÖ`) Go there and find out, kiddo.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 20:34

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is that doctor wearing a bird-like mask?

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 13:12

( LƒÖ`) He is an ornithologist, Junior. Though why do I sense my death is imminent?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 17:23

(EÍE) Because you're older than dinosaur shit, Grampooples.

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