Let me not repost the whole http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224713202/
>>3 No, this is for unVIP pages like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_catgirls
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catboy
fffffffffffff
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Y
That collage... I feel sick.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2ch#Common_abbreviations_and_phrases
>DQN, or dokyun – A stereotyping term used in derogatory context describing individuals and groups with lower educational status. - Someone who is lacking common sense or seen as violent/unruly. A TV variety show called "Mokugeki! Dokyun"(ڌ!hL) introduced viewers to the lives of delinquents and dispensed various advice to them. The people featured on the show were seen as uneducated and prone to behavior lacking in common sense, which prompted the use of the show's name Dokyun (originally a word meaning the sound "bang") as a moniker for such undesirable people. The term was later sounded out and written as DQN.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glove#Mittens
WHAT THE FUCK I SEARCHED FOR MITTEN AND IT'S BEEN RELEGATED TO A SECTION OF THE GLOVE ARTICLE IF I FIND THE EDITOR WHO DID THIS I WILL TAKE A PAIR OF WOOLY MITTENS AND SHOVE IT DOWN HIS FUCKING THROAT!!!!!
>>17
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Lorenz_Diener
Must be too elitist for them
>>16
Mittens are also known to be mildly uplifting ( )
That was mildly uplifting
Saving for posterity.
Gloves which cover the entire hand but do not have separate finger openings or sheaths are called mittens. Generally, mittens still separate the thumb from the other four fingers. They are mostly woollen, and many of them have different colours and designs. Mittens may also be called "fingerless gloves" because of the lack of separate fingers when the user wears them, not to be confused with gloves that are cut so that the fingers are not covered.
The earliest mittens known to archeologists date to around 1000AD[12] in Latvia. Mittens continue to be part of Latvian national costume today.[13] Wool biodegrades quickly, so it is likely that earlier mittens, possibly in other countries, may have existed but were not preserved. Many people around the Arctic Circle have used mittens, including other Baltic peoples, Native Americans[14] and Vikings.[15]
Idiot mittens describes two mittens connected by a length of yarn, string or lace, threaded through the sleeves of a coat. This arrangement is typically provided for small children to prevent the mittens becoming discarded and lost; when removed, the mittens simply dangle from the cuffs.[16][17]
Scratch mitts refers to mittens which do not separate the thumb, and are designed to prevent babies who do not yet have fine motor control from scratching their face.[18][19]
Mittens are also known to be mildly uplifting. ( )
>>26
I edited it before and someone removed it again saying that it's "Irrelevant nonsense". :(
>>29
OBVSLY that person is in need of a mild uplift of some kind.
( ) >>30 I think that it would uplift them if we gave his life another purpose by restoring that paragraph every time it is deleted, again and again. I already did so, now it's your turn.
( LDM) I changed it using a proxy.
Also, for future reference, CoDeeN is dildos.
( -) CoDeeN is stupid because it doesn't let you POST stuff.
Also, it wasn't the same user, but how the hell did he know? Does he have a robot who notifies him whenever the Glove article changes?!
>>34
He has a mind of books and srs. The world of mildly uplifting mittens is unknown to him.
CoDeeN is a big fat fucklemur panda that lives in his panda mothers basement.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/People_with_distinguished_names
also I did the mittens thing for you
>The rise of thong usage has been linked to a rise of sexual fetish in society[1] and a rise in the desire to go unclothed.[2]
both sources citing the word of God in their references
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-photorealistic_rendering
(check the external links)
>>44 Tunde Cockshott's Wet and Sticky Revisited was actually pretty interesting!
>>45
I know, right? I was very disappoint when this thread died (hence the mega-necro). So many QUALITY links in existence, yet so few posted.
>>52
That page should redirect to the original Youtube video, in my opinion.
>>72-74
As long as none of those numbers are illegal, they're fine by me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_number
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_prime
I want a bowl of nails.
Without any milk.
>>107
I think we should just crush one into Earth and mine it here.
I like how Wikipedia claims to be an encyclopaedia then has all these wacky ``List of 100 ppl who are the epic win at Nikola Tesla sex fartz xD'' articles.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Thespies1_evlahos.jpg
"They had no heads, but had balls"?
>>126 makes me think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL5w5pj_5JA
>>132
Is it wrong that I hoped this had to do with the British slang for toilet?
vc: bathe
>>138
Why doesn't someone make a Nomic thread? It seems like it's the perfect match for DQN.
>>137,138,139
Quick! Teach me the rules!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nj%C3%B6r%C3%B0r NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>179 about 20% of people in Spanish speaking countries say they are Jesus.
God I love Wikipedia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Beers#Diamond_monopoly Look at the jews run as soon as they lose monopoly! Selling family assets to another company that was originally founded by the very same family!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ultramanenzijnmoeder.jpg
It's so sad, not a single page on Wikipedia uses this file.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_(1940s_subculture)
They were hipsters before hipsters became contemporary.
> the main character reveals that she has vagina dentata; her vagina eats Anni's fist. Anni bleeds to death and the main character survives.
> reflects a facet of the inner lives of two adults in a healthy, playful relationship
What is this I don't even
>>306
"Not having fun is not allowed between midnight and 3 o'clock in the morning."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle_mutilation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taman_Shud_Case
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjaman_Kyle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stone
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solway_Firth_Spaceman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries
>>312 I come from near the Solway Firth and I've never heard of this spaceman.
>>316
Well of course you've never heard of him.
He's from space.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cis%E2%80%93trans_isomerism
And don't forget to check your privileges on your way out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointless_topology
Why even bother?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khannea_Suntzu - I'd tell you to see it while it's still up, except it's somehow been there since 2006
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Moon_Goddess_of_Chang%27e_(Shi_Yu).jpg the best ink painting on the entire wiki
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Palaemon_serratus_Croazia.jpg
File should be renamed into "pimpin_shrimp.jpg"
>>385
That logo keeps making me want to read it as "THC".
Toke up with Jesus, mon.
>>391
Because it looks like it was filmed by porn studio cameraman?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stories_set_in_a_future_now_past
Imagine a world where 1994 has come to pass. How horrifying.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_(food_substitute)
Why isn't this crap marked for deletion?
>>467
Also there is no law requiring Polish citizen to have any ID card in public space/during driving with driving license(so for e.g. police say "Please show me Your ID with driving license, if You have). But if You have with You the ID card and not show during control, on ask/question(even with only "Please show me"), You can be fined if the police after searching You personally found it.
>>474 I once saw a sign for a fake reverse vending machine. Someone wrote on a condom dispenser "For a refund deposit baby here"
>>475 I have also seen a condom machine with that scrawled on it, I think it's common currency for bathroom vandals, like "ALSO AVAILABLE IN WHITE" or "I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY" smudged into mucky white vans
>>478 I used to get that from playing Katamari all the time, seeing everything in the street as something to roll up - when I had sex with my girlfriend at the time I couldn't stop thinking of rolling up the pillows then the sheets then her then the bed. The bit about L'effet Tetris is interesting too, I base my life around that concept.
>>557
The ( ˃ ˂) phenomenon is a phenomenon consisting of the urge to defecate while reading about Mariko Aoki phenomenon.
Source: it cured my constipation.
>>555
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:List_of_hoaxes_on_Wikipedia/Olimar_The_Wondercat
This is the best thing I've seen on Wikipedia in a long time.
>One Yen aluminium coin "floating" on the surface of water.
Why is it in quotation marks? Is that not exactly what float means
>>595
Probably there's a distinction between being suspended by surface tension and being buoyant enough to not sink.
>>601
I used to think about obscure sites and boards like 4-ch among this lines. And now there is an actual internet puzzle going on and I fear to test my skills.
>>603 wtf "they got lost and died of hypothermia, oh no wait this boy was shot in the head with a shotgun"
>>610 I used to get these horrid waking nightmares when I was little, I'd be in my room and my walls and doors would be tiny and vast simultaneously, and the floral wallpaper would bunch up tight but also stretch out to infinity, and I'd have an overwhelming sense of doom. I'd howl and howl in terror. In fact in my teens I sometimes got a similar thing while masturbating, the girls in my fantasy would turn into huge mountains around me, but at the same time be 2D like Parappa The Rapper. Maybe it's something like this?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kantenji
>>654
Well, now I know what to call it in contexts where "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory" wouldn't be appropriate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_world%27s_100_most_threatened_species
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World%27s_25_Most_Endangered_Primates
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IUCN_Red_List_endangered_species_%28Animalia%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IUCN_Red_List_Critically_Endangered_species_%28Animalia%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IUCN_Red_List_extinct_in_the_wild_species_%28Animalia%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavender_linguistics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_chess
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schein-Bushaltestelle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shibboleths
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_extended_by_diplomatic_irregularity
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miura_fold
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neusis_construction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Getting_to_Philosophy
>>662
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shibboleths#In_the_United_Kingdom
This doesn't include places like Towcester and Worcester! Someone should edit that!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Stonor,_7th_Baron_Camoys
How many names and titles can a brit have?
>>675
Uh-huhuhuh huh, hey Beavis, did you hear about the internal heat of Uranus? huh huh huh...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/ESO-VLT-Laser-phot-33a-07.jpg THESE FOOLS ARE TRYING TO BLOW UP THE GALAXY!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_avatar_claimants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Buddha_claimants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mahdi_claimants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_messiah_claimants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_claimed_to_be_Jesus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_been_considered_deities
>>727
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_been_considered_deities
Shouldn't that be a lot longer and have Yoshiteru in it?
When I clicked on the link in >>766 I expected it to be a reference to the classic US Army Field Manual 22-102 on Wall-to-Wall Counseling:
https://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/walltowall.asp
But to get this back on track,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amina_Arraf
This is DQN QUALITY because it's a tremendously long and detailed page about some creepy American guy's phony foreign lesbian Internet troll persona, which had all the usual suspects oohing and aahing and squeeing about brave "she" was. It is much longer and more detailed than most Wikipedia pages about real people.
>>807
It looks like somebody got time with the telescope but didn't know what to do with it.
>>819
The epic poetry of the future will be written about EVE online; I am ok with this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Russian_Grand_Prix&oldid=629165854
I love the mix of 1914 and 2014 data. Posting revision link for the fear that somebody might edit it properly. I'm tempted to add "Lewis Hamilton" to Pole position, since it says "Last race (2014)", while retaining 1914 podium info, since the race is tomorrow.
I thought >>823 was going to be about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zettai_ry%C5%8Diki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildcat#Communication
>Brrrooo
>Emitted as a greeting and as a means of self-identification
Don't be that cat.
>>839
that article led me to this one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotion_in_animals#Honeybees
>>845
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-30338231
Hot news, I suppose
>>870
I thought this was going to be something to do with helium gas in Germany.
But it's good to know though that I was being part of a time-honored tradition back when I drew comics about a supervillain called Fartholomew whose superpower you can probably guess.
>>878
I want someone to stick their small sausage in my large sausage, if you know what I mean.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fredrick_Brennan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8chan
Err, seriously, is everything allowed to have an article on WP now? I mean I don't follow policy changes, so I'm absolutely baffled.
>>897 I thought 8chan was a few years older than October 2013, and was something to do with W.T. Snacks?
>>899
The new 8chan is unrelated to the one Snacks made, I think. They're actually kind of mad because Snacks is still sitting on the "8chan.net" domain, or something.
>>899,890
I only accept the one that Snacks owns, .net one. As for that new board, I'm surprised that everyone considers it such a new and fresh thing, whilst a similar get-your-own project came into existence years ago after so called "Exodus".
>>901
There were a number of 2ch clones that let you make your own board for free, why it's suddenly popular again is only thanks to the political climate around this perticular implementation really.
Speaking of which it's funny to see Shii commenting on 8chan and gamergate's WP pages as a sysop.
>>902
Where? I didn't see that.
Well, there was Wakaba at the time and hardly anything else publicly available, but soon enough PHP-based software was written and people began making their own little boards all across the web. There was one project that allowed everyone to make a sub-board.
I suppose these days 4chan is overpopulated and the idea of smaller communities is relevant again. Plus some part in its popularity played that "gamergate" controversy (which I don't follow and couldn't be bothered to read correspondent section on 8chan's WP page), still I believe that neither the board nor its creator are of any notability.
>He bought Wizardchan from the original administrator in March 2013 and owned it until September 2013, when he resigned after losing his virginity.
>>897 It really is odd that both that site and its owner got an article, while many other websites, events, and people important to imageboard history are left either as a side note in some article somewhere or are simply never mentioned at all anywhere on the site.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muggeseggele
>>910
They've really gone all North Korea-style cult of personality around cripplejew over on 8chan. I was excited at first to see an alternative imageboard that actually has users, but it's just turned into a bunch of fags jerking each other off over how great their Dear Leader is and how much moot sucks. The site had a lot of potential and it just seems like it's being wasted.
>>796
He's been forgotten by the world and recently appeared in Gensokyo, according to Ibarakasen.
;_;
>>910
It's because of that stupid GamerGate stuff that it gained so much traction on wikipedia.
>Wikipedia is not the place to right great wrongs
That's right, Wikipedia is the place to right many petty wrongs (and write some poorly-cited articles in the process).
>>924,928,929
At least sage, fuckers.
>>931
I was going to, but then I realized that I was actually posting a Wikipedia link.
>>928
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Benlisquare
This fucking guy is everywhere I look
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermax_prison
>There is only one supermax prison in the United States federal system, ADX Florence in Florence, Colorado.[...]Residents include Theodore Kaczynski, a domestic terrorist otherwise known as the Unabomber, who once attacked via mail bombs; Robert Hanssen, an American FBI agent turned Soviet spy; Terry Nichols, an accomplice to the Oklahoma City bombing; Richard Reid, known as the "Shoe Bomber", who was jailed for life for attempting to detonate explosive materials in his shoes while on board an aircraft;[11] Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the underwear bomber; Richard Lee McNair, a persistent prison escapee; Charles Harrelson, a hitman who was convicted in 1979 of killing Federal Judge John H. Wood, Jr.;[12] and Vito Rizzuto, boss of the "Sixth" Mafia "Family," released on October 5, 2012.[13]
That sounds like the lead in to a pretty awesome buddy-crime movie.
> Hell yeah links section (Wikipedia related, of course)
> VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime
>Significant Articles created by me
> Girls und Panzer
> Kantai Collection
what a weeb lol
>>940
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polandball
I always wondered what would make a man write a simple english article.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_tapping
>As with any other game, it has been a subject of cheating; eggs with cement core, alabaster, and even marble eggs have been reported.
>>952
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category_talk:Fictional_balls
>This category is very silly.
>Yes, it is a load of balls.
lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shin-kicking
>Shin-kicking, also known as hacking or purring, is a combat sport that involves two contestants attempting to kick each other on the shin to force their opponent to the ground. It has been described as an English martial art.
Pictured in the article: A traditional shin-kicking contest in front a cardboard castle and a painting of Spider-Man.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles_%28terrorist_cell%29
>One source said: "Whenever the Beatles showed up, there was some kind of physical beating or torture."[18]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojibake
So annoying when you dig up a rare denpa release and the filenames are scrambled...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_cannibalism
captcha: nudetion
The FDA recommends a DRD of 1.14 servings of RedCream per day. That works out to once a day, plus a second daily doas on a single, set weekday of yoar choosing. The FDA has admitted its roal.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abugida
>>991
Spricst þu eald Ænglisc?