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I just found this in my diary from last year.
September 2005
I guess this dream took place in 2010 or so, the library was "modern" (like a book store) but also old, run-down, and overflowing with unsorted books. It was snowing outside and I was glad to come in. I looked around in the Japan section, and next to the usual travel guides and history books there was a phone-book sized guide: "Hikikomori (Revised Edition)". I started flipping through it, it talked about how you should find your Hermes to set a good example for other otaku, and how Key fans had petitioned to build a statue commemorating Ayu in central Tokyo. The book was huge and overflowing with everything that had been written about otaku and hikikomori. I started reading from the first chapter...
In a small seaside town, ten or more years into the future, I met an old friend in a coffee house where we talked for an hour about the 'was' and the 'could have been' and the 'should have been'. Once beautiful, she had been single for most of those years while she followed her ambitions into the early stages of menopause. In times past I had desired her; but, she spurned my advances. Now, she tells me, she has taken a lover. Who he was she would not say and she asked me not to pry. But I just had to know what type of man would steal her for his side, even now as whiskers began to sprout on her chin.
Curiosity (and just perhaps a bit of lingering jealousy) drove me to visit an old Victorian library on the edge of a forest where, she told me, they had first met. Early in the post-dusk evening, I lurked amongst the dusty stacks waiting for this man to show. By a small window, on a knotted wooden table, was placed an unlit candle and an ashtray in which a hand-rolled cigar slowly smoldered away. When I idly lit the candle, what small light came forth revealed the silhouette of a man approaching from the woods outside.
It was him! it had to be!
Quickly, I took a position beside a bay window in a room adjacent to the foyer where I could catch a glimpse of this rogue and then steal out into the night before I could be spotted. However, his footsteps fell so silently that before I knew it he had come in through the side door, where he faced me directly.
hello my friends
Today, while napping, I semi-lucid dreamed. I can't fully lucid dream because I'll wake myself up(A habit I learned in childhood to stop myself from having nightmares), but I can get to a point where I know I'm dreaming, I can hear whats going on in the real world around me, and I can kind of influence what happens by thinking of certain things and seeing how my brain visualize them in my dream.
Today was pretty boring. I forget what exactly I was thinking about, but it was manifesting itself as a computer screen, not my laptop, but a different one, and there was brightly colored shapes and text on it that moved when I touched it. It was pretty. Then at one point my aunt and uncle started talking, and I was listening to them, which made me dream of my living room, and finally I tried to make myself have a sex dream about my online friend, which I couldn't do. I think I get guilty or embarrassed, so next time I'll try to think of porn.
Last night I was dreaming about 2ch and the Japanese letters where boring me so I woke up.. then I don't really remember the other dreams.
Last night I had my first stable lucid dream. I didn't control anything on it, but I knew I was dreaming. It was short. I started in a house, and when I got out, everything was anime-styled. I looked to myself in a mirror, and I was a loli.
It was amazing while it lasted.
i had this weird dream, there were a bunch of 16-18 year old kids out at a temple. the temple was burning to the ground and each one of them had a sword. the devil was burning the temple. please, help me..this was so real, i woke up sweating and thought i was going to die. all i heard was whispering names. rausin, pete, talor, resecka, jay, and brown. please csomeone write back or contact me. thanks.
a woman contacted me about this dream, he said she had one similar. i dont know what she meant by "the yellow one saved the blue one" but i am researching. i wrote a book on this and im trying to publish it. i think its real. hyroglyphics show a blue and black demon, contact me.
neiko & neiko2. if you are the same people i may have some information on your dream. please reply to this if you want this information it might even help me out a bit
I was selected as an Eva pilot. I couldn't do anything but to cry helplessly.
Okay, so I bet each and everyone of us got some huge secret that we would never want our family to know. Something that will haunt you when you think that the might know about it, but can't ask because that would give it away.
I've got two things that I absolutely never would like my family, or not even my nearest friends to find out about me... well, not right now that is. In the future I might look back and laugh (cliché, i know) at one of the things, and the other one I'd love to be able to share with a future girlfriend-to-marry.
The first thing I've tried to keep as secret as possible, and up until know has been able to is that I two years ago got caught shoplifting, a deed that I'm hugely embarrassed about. I'm glad that the papers from the prosecutor was delivered in anonymous envelopes with no sender and that nothing had to get out over my family. Now I'm waiting for five years to go so that my criminal records will go away and I'm clean.
Shoplifting may not be that much to be embarrassed about, but if you live in a family like mine, and you later start to realize that it is against your own ideals. I still got all the papers around here somewhere and I intend to keep it a secret until all evidence of it ever happened have gone away.
I am secretly an alcoholic. Wife knows but most others do not. I have scaled back on the drinking since I am trying to lose weight right now but in reality, I really need booze. Life is too hard to manage without it.
Number 2 here...
To add, being drunk is one of the greatest feelings in the world for me. Orgasms are better, but do not last as long. Hard to describe how awesome the feeling is, but I assure you, it is great.
I probably should try getting drunk...
I shit on car window in old carparks!
sometimes............
Sometimes i don't
but most times i do..........
:)
let's see:
And I consider myself straight, maybe bi for cute traps and shemales. Also, a virgin.
It would be horrible if someone explored my bookmarks after I died.
2. I have tried anal masturbation a few times and didn't get anything out of it, also I own a Japanese fleshlight-type product I keep hidden at the bottom of a box.
3. I have tried giving myself an enema tubgirl-style twice after I got curious about it due to porn. I had to clean the whole bathtub and floor with bleach cleaner afterwards. This was on a weekend in my own personal bathroom while my flatmates were out.
I have literally no idea where else this should go. I was considering putting it in anime, but...
Anyways.
Considering the frightening lack of maid cafes in the West, I've decided to try opening up my own maid cafe.
However, I need to see if such an option is actually financially viable, first. I get the feeling my results will be skewed asking here...
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Nearest large city: los angeles
If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to visit it on a regular basis? No.
If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to WORK in it as a maid/butler? Yes.
I'm not going to answer these questions but I will say this:
If you build a maid cafe within 25 miles of my town I will be there everyday.
Male
22
Tampa
Yes
Maybe
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Nearest large city: Cleveland
If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to visit it on a regular basis? Sure why not
If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to WORK in it as a maid/butler? Yes
What do butlers do in maid cafes anyway?
I always figured the butlers would seat you and run the till machine (assuming you don't pay at the table).
I think your best bet to get the most customers is in California somewhere, since California has the largest population of Asians and some major cons are in Cali. Maybe DC or New York, but I still think you'd have a better chance in California.
Anyways;
Female
19
Denver
If the food/drink isn't crap
Sure
Since I was a kid, I was able to whistle. When it came time for braces, I stopped. Now that I have them off, I started whistling.
I'm not really good at it as much anymore.
The only tune I can mimic fairly is the whistling tune from Kill Bill.
Can you guys whistle?
I can only whistle by sucking in air, can't outwards
I can whistle a few different ways, but no matter how I try I can't do those loud whistles. I've tried three or four different ways but maybe my mouth isn't shaped right or something.
Also, my brother can whistle two tones at once. And make them harmonize as he whistles a song. It blows my mind.
I can hum and whistle simultaneously and make it sound as if a hover car were passing by.
I can only whistle in a single tone. If I try and change it I screw everything up.
I can sort of whistle, but not very well. Like >>3, I whistle better when inhaling than exhaling, but my tone is pretty crap.
I'm exactly like >>4.
I think you can make two tones at once by humming while you whistle.
I just discovered that I can hum and whistle at the same time...
I can't, and no matter how many times somebody shows me, I can never pull it off.
Well ok...this list is by no means "complete" and focuses on Reddit . Combining Digg and Reddit, fagboy tools are everywhere and number potentially in the millions. Some of the most obvious include:
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Apple Fagboy Tool - Steve Jobs is their lord and savior, all they buy is Apple shit. These tools are typically students and/or unemployed. Not sure how they get money.
Bluetooth Fagboy Tool - anyone with those ultra faggy bluetooth ear pieces stuck in their ear. Rumor has they cause brain tumors and these tools will have a short life expectancy.
Reddit Gold Fagboy Tool - They bought a reddit gold account so they can see a feature a couple of hours before the rest of us do. They are contributing to the personal enrichment of the owners of reddit, whom are now sellouts. Not Mythbuster level sellouts (they have a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG way to go), but sellouts none the less.
whatever you plan on doing just make sure the police have not been involved its a hell of a lot easier to do stuff, my neighbour is a bastard but cus the cops are involved im limited to what i can do to piss him off
Don't do anything to his kids. Do something to him and get him good.
i dream too, about fish
Use industrial strength quick drying glue (you can buy this in some stores) then go get a dildo. Glue it to either the windows of his house or his car's windsheild. His car's the best, he has to drive around with it,and house window he, and everyone else, will see it.
Write letters from him, mailed from his mailbox (I don't know where you live, so I don't know if a forged return address 'll work), to prisoners. Mainly love letters, hate mail works too, make sure they know where he lives. Don't do it with a violent prisoner, I doubt you want him to die (if you do, go for it, I don't care) and wait until they get out. Note, make sure the prisoner is getting out in the next few months.
If he has a wife, wait until he's at work. Have a woman call and ask for him, pretending to be his girlfriend. Repeat every so often with different women, but not so often it's obviously a set-up. If you can, put him on a dating site with his home-number or his wife's cell. That adds a LOT (though, wait until after the fake call earlier, if it isn't before that, this will obviously fail or at least not be as effective as you want)
Become friends with his parents. Tell them everything he does, good and bad.
i got a idea! (im 13 buit who cared...my minds more evil) ok so you do all this on the same day and night!
DAY
1 give him that pie full of laxitives
2 put him on that dateing sight with ONLY his wifes number
3 send strippers to his house (fat asian ones) and i dont have nutn against asians but it wud just be better
4 throw crap in his yard (real crap. the digested stuff)
NIGHT
i got a idea! (im 13 buit who cared...my minds more evil) ok so you do all this on the same day and night!
DAY
1 give him that pie full of laxitives
2 put him on that dateing sight with ONLY his wifes number
3 send strippers to his house (fat asian ones) and i dont have nutn against asians but it wud just be better
4 throw crap in his yard (real crap. the digested stuff)
NIGHT
I ready every post from this thread and I must say all of you are feakin funny ass people. The craigslist one was the best.
I'm curious to see how many of you here score on this test about autism.
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/9.12/aqtest.html
I scored a 35, and though I've had problems socially in my life I've got good friends and live a pretty decent life. So take a look and post your score.
32
Not diagnosed as autistic or anything, but I have been diagnosed with really inhibiting social phobia which is why I scored so high. I express a lot of traits linked to this disorder but I don't think I have it.
Agree: 13,23,26,46: 1 point
Disagree: 15,49: 1 point
Score: 6
i dream too, about fish
25. What do the scores mean.
Hello my friends
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no i am American so i am stupid..........
>>76 yes don't we know!
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