Subscribe him to a bunch of gay pr0n magazines, and post his phone number on /b/. You could also order pizzas to his house!
>> 24
same idea as 24 but instead use powder bleach (or something like that)
this works even better if they have a sprinkler system or it rains later in the day
then the image of where ever you sprinkled the powerder will be burned on to their lawn. (kills the grass)
I think its better than fertilizer because you can't just cut the grass back down and it works faster =)
and hey OP you should post back some of things you tried =D
I'm poster 33 again
you need to make sure the lawn gets water soon to activate the bleach.
thought i should just add that in
holy shit man.. pick up a copy of the anarchist cookbook and make some shit up!!
YI have a terrible problem. My father has been dating someone that I live across the street from. He owns the building I live in, and when I moved in she has been harrassing me to the point where I cannot take it anymore. She threw a bar stool at my dad, was cponvicted of it and then targeted my sister by punching her in the face in front of the grammar school my niece and nephew as well as her son attend. Needless to say, she was arrested and peosecuted. Now, I'm the target and she's gone so far as to tell my dad she will do anything to make me miserable. She threatened my life at the local Bodega in front of everyone and the police were called. Since I personally do not even know this woman I was denied a restraining order, even though my dad and sister have had multiple restraining orders in the recent past. She went so far as to filer harrassment charges against me the last time he dumped her, and he's seeing her again. I've exhausted all legal channels and I don't want to leave the neighborhood I was born and raised in because this psyco, gold digging b!tch can't pay her bills and emotionally blackmails my dad. I'm suffering from serious health problems and do not need the added stress. So is my dad but he can take care of himself and I'm feeling awful that such a terrible woman is doing all she can to hurt me. Does anyone know what I should do from this point on I'm @ my wits end!!!!
Instead of fertilizer or powder bleach use liquid herbicide. Pump undiluted herbicide into water balloons and ditch them from a safe distance during the night. Throw broken glass, used syringes and trash collected from a junkie alley in the yard.
i happen to be 75% black and i go on 4chan all the time and iichan aswell ii chan is way better then 4chan cause 4channers are just ....stuck int here own world iguess with racism and stereotypes .
To black people: Stop whining, no one cares, the race card doesn't work anymore.
Sincerely,
White People you know
>>141
AfricanAnime was this poster a while ago on 4chan who would shop pale anime characters into their darkie variants. It was disturbing to see dear Rei being raped so. AfricanAnime had a few head problems, in my opinion. No one would have cared if she made up some nigger character (or posted drawings of actual black anime characters) but no, she had to mess with anime characters that we know and love, that we fantasize about on a daily basis.
How would you feel if you were going to grab Rei's breasts in your dream and suddenly she has a huge smile on her face along with a fuzzy wig and her skin all dark. Annoying to say the least. I almost had to throw Rei out of my dreams.
Also, I think all AfricanAnime did was start up paint, pick a shade of brown, and use the fill button. Which just made it worse.
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To White People: You lazy, useless, little dick honkey motherfuckers! Your time is comming! The Japs and mostly everyone else have surpassed you, it's only a matter of time before we do!
Sincerely,
All black people
Except you don't try. You just think being black will make everything better cause you can cry "racist!" if something doesn't turn out the way you want it.
Also there wouldn't be racism if the blacks stopped being the stereotypes they are. You claim you want respect. No one is gonna respect a guy that looks "gangta" and mispronounce every other fucking word.
I'm not typically racist, but I needed to get that off my chest.
> Also there wouldn't be racism if the blacks stopped being the stereotypes they are.
Do you know any history at all? Racism is closely related to rivalry, wars and slavery (also capitalism). Racism exists as a consequence of these, and not because blacks, according to you, live up to some supposed stereotype.
> I'm not typically racist, but I needed to get that off my chest.
If you're not typically racist, but you say something racist, what are you? Why did you need to get that off your chest? >>145 might be worse than you in the sense that he is more violent - but in essence you're both doing the same mistake - each one hates the race of the other.
You see, the thing is you have to remember is:
50% of the people who surf 4chan are trolls
100% of the people who surf 4chan are retards
It's not worth getting upset about.
fucking crackers fucking up mah 4-ch with their work ethic and abilitiez to funktion apropriately
I'm latino, and I say shut up both of you!
This thread is stupid.
The wind, it shuffles in the trees
The birds, they spread flesh eating disease
The sky, is blood red.
I came on your mother's head
Whooo!
> The founder of 4chan, known only by his cryptic nickname "moot", has today declared that his Web site will permanently be shut down. The traffic will be redirected to 4-ch.net for a few months until the domain expires, a place which he realizes is "far superior in every way".
hxxp://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080331-4chan-is-dead.html
> It's been a wild ride.
hxxp://www.4chan.org/news.php?all#97
moot would be doing the internet a favor if he really shut down NIGGERTITS. Have you seen the place? The cancer almost made me go blind.
Heh, it's kind of weird how website owners/mods let their websites go to shit. I see it all the time. A website's made, establishes a decent user base, new people come, shit gets ruined, nobodys happy... and yet the owner/mods never ban the bad posters. They never even try, just sit there and watch it all go down hill. It reminds me of how girls will stay in a relationship with an abusive guy. I just don't get it.
>>30
Heh, it's kind of weird how website users let their websites go to shit. A website's made, establishes a decent user base, new people come, shit gets ruined, nobodys happy... and the good users stop posting good content and start complaining instead. They never even try, just sit there and bitch and watch it all go down hill. It reminds me of how girls will stay in a relationship with an abusive guy. I just don't get it.
I go on there. It may suck, sure, but I'd rather go there than most other forums/boards, even over other imageboards because 4chan has more board variety than every other image board.
Consider - I'd rather go to /v/ than, say, any other gaming forum. At least on /v/ you can avoid shit, rather than other gaming forums where it's all shit
Same with /toy/ and /co/, but with cartoon and toy forums instead of vidya forums.
RIP sweet prince
Its been almost a year since 4chan shuct down
Just got the pink slip. Luckly I have some money saved up to hold me steady for 2 months until I can find more employment. Anyone else on the 4-ch affected?
My roommate had the realization that there's a recession going on. Going home for summer, he hasn't been able to find employment at places which have always gladly taken him. Thank God I'm in a tiny university eco-bubble. I hope things are a little better once I graduate.
Join the peace-corp
Got laid off from my job of 2.5 years in November.
Currently back in school pursuing an entirely different career.
I live in Australia. Our economy is not made of toothpicks and duct tape.
I thought your economy was based around stealing from each other.
the internet was created for talking to white wimminz.
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Japanese don't care about non-Japanese texboard/imageboards.
sage
JAP MUST DIE!!
JAP MUST DIE!!
loldongz
Kim Chang Myung is verv dangerous person
金昌明
oh hi i just thought i would say that 4-ch is a whole lot better than 4chan.
"so i herd u liek mudkipz" can be funny and all, but most of the crap there is lame. people are gross and pedo, too...
anyway, this place is pretty cool and i will probably stay, kthxbai :)
4chan is better. No one posts here for one.
>>16
Fact. Not enough people post here for 4-ch to matter.
Fact: We have more well thought out posts than the endless retard stream 4chan does.
>>18
I would disagree. If you ignore /b/, which you should since the reason for its existance is to be a cesspool for retards, the conversations on both 4-ch and 4chan have the same amount of retardedness. Only 4chan is much bigger and not staring contemplatively at its deathbed.
>>19
How do you measure retardedness? I prefer 4-ch because it's slow-paced and text-only. There's less bots and less trolls, as well as a better administration.
As for /b/, /b/ used to be fun before it got so much known. Now /b/ is used to promote films, music, advertise, and several other crap people with an agenda will do. Do you think advertisers and others haven't realized the possibilities /b/ offers? I would say 4chans /b/ is already dead. The rest of the boards might soon follow, if they ever become more popular. I wouldn't know either way because I do not visit them, least to say about monitoring their traffic.
4-ch has less room for this crap, for now. I always move from community to community when I find that the current community I'm in became too popular -- popularity brings a lot of crap with it.
>>20
You just cannot compare 4-ch and 4chan without visting 4chan's imageboards other than /b/.
And I measure retardedness by the quality of posts I read. They were pretty much the same. And okay great, go on liking 4-ch because it is slow and text-only but that doesn't make it anything close to better than 4chan.
> You just cannot compare 4-ch and 4chan without visting 4chan's imageboards other than /b/.
I used to post to a lot of boards, /a/, /ck/, /ic/, /b/, /x/, /po/, et cetara. What I meant is that I haven't browsed them in a while.
> And I measure retardedness by the quality of posts I read.
That's your problem, you don't consider the size of the sample. For instance, if you find 10 good replies in 100 replies on 4chan, you have 1/10 success. If you find 5 out of 10 here to be good replies, then you got only 5 good replies, but the ratio is still bigger than 4chans. I believe this is true to an extend for all of 4chan compared to 4-ch.
I don't like 4-ch because it's slow-paced, or text-only, even though these do contribute to overall likeness, but mainly because it is not a target for viral advertising, which you neglected to mention in your response.
>>21
I'd have to agree. 4-ch does attract its fair share of noobs who think they're all knowledgeable and shit. A draw-back of being such a slow, small community is that their voices are heard much more, and everyone is too lazy put them in their place.
Despite the anonymity of 4-ch, 4-ch almost feels like a forum to me. Keep in mind I've never been a member of a large forum before so I dunno if thats really a correct way to put it. There seems to be less trolls on 4-ch than 4chan.
I wasn't part of old /b/, but as long as I've known of 4chan's existence, in my opinion, its always been a cesspool, more so in recent times. 4chan might be better if it weren't for the fact that the /b/tards don't stay in /b/. They're spilling over and ruining the rest of the boards now.
This site is slow as fuck. Speed your shit up, I'm not a fucking tree.
that's to bad, i hear tree bark is an excellent laxative
I just happen to be a tree. Why are you disrespecting my kind?
dogs pee on trees hehehehe
We're all busy playing video games and watching animu.
Get drunk and post, maybe you won't remember in the morning and think it was someone else.
