General @4-ch

Here you can talk about any various topic that does not have a board of its own. If you do talk about something that needs to get moved, your thread will either get deleted, closed or moved, depending on circumstances.
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1: ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (81) 2: my crush won't talk to me, how do i get her to? (37) 3: Who's online? (27) 4: How do you pronounce 4-ch? (22) 5: Why are we here? (15) 6: Postin' pals (133) 7: Hello (5) 8: Why has this site suddenly become active? (53) 9: Post your pictures! (19) 10: (*Ā“Š”`) Let's talk about masturbation! (240) 11: This is my language teaching thread!! It's true! It's true! (708) 12: down (60) 13: Zero posts would have been better than the shit you faggots post now (11) 14: Petition to rename General "DQN Lite" (15) 15: LA Ƒ LLEGO Y VA A QUEDARSE (14) 16: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (4) 17: Does anyone here live in the past/reject modernism? (18) 18: I am japanese Can someone answer my question (6) 19: BB (2) 20: henlo!! (3) 21: INTO THE TRASH (3) 22: Everyone online (8) 23: What happened to 4chans textboards (5) 24: dust in the wind (12) 25: 3 words to describe you (75) 26: today is a new day (13) 27: šŸ”° wakaba mark šŸ”° (31) 28: 4-ch Art (7) 29: English 2chan? (8) 30: Skin Care (12) 31: Modern Humor? (10) 32: ROW ROW FIGHT TEH POWAH (6) 33: 4-ch is a failed experiment (164) 34: The Cancer Must Be Stopped (11) 35: Where I can take essay? (15) 36: world2ch (9) 37: Im 12 what is this (5) 38: Most active boards on here? (5) 39: The Top 10 Bulletin Boards Of Japan (10) 40: Daily Haiku (94)

ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (81)

1 Name: [Part 3?] : 2019-01-13 14:07 ID:Th5+mGA2

Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

72 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-14 20:21 ID:3CsLWVRO

you tell me how much wood a

73 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-15 02:48 ID:Tzbe4sVU

black man can haul in his truck."

74 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-15 03:56 ID:/AiR/uMn

Of course, there was no correct answer

75 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-16 13:31 ID:5Yh+c548

as it depends on the man himself.

76 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-16 14:13 ID:5QXSQcGP

In God's mind, the whole situation was

77 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-16 16:09 ID:eD3WDKy3

out of existential bounds, leading to post-modernism

78 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-16 18:30 ID:5Yh+c548

and great industrialization all across the land.

79 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-18 04:26 ID:0yJQK/JH

But then >>69 had a heated gamer

80 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-18 17:45 ID:/AiR/uMn

meal, specially prepared for him by his

81 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-19 10:36 ID:Rjd4wdG7

mother fresh from the gaming oven. Moreover

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my crush won't talk to me, how do i get her to? (37)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-29 07:23 ID:kvPZzvQr

i go to school with a really cute girl how do i get her to like me?

28 Name: Anonymous : 2018-11-11 19:43 ID:VpXlrP2W

Fuck that. Do you know how many cars are on the roads? When you drive it really discourages you from having kids, which being attracted to a girl if you are a guy is really (biologically) about. There are too many people, and, in the US, don't tell me that immigration is good because it stimulates the economy. There are plenty of people; no more are needed over here. The population of all developed countries is rising and resources are depleting, so you don't have to worry about there not being enough people. Also having a romantic relationship with someone can definitely stand in the way of getting an education and job.

I like Elon Musk, he seems like a man who has solutions: - "Elon Musk: How I Became The Real 'Iron Man' - YouTube" - "Elon Musk Mars video: Watch him tackle bizarre audience questions - YouTube"

(In the second video his time is wasted by individuals who said dumb shit; the toilets on Mars question wasn't so bad though.)

29 Name: Anonymous : 2018-11-22 22:01 ID:kvPZzvQr

what does that have to do with this? also rachel is going to be in a project with me at school after thanksgivng

30 Name: Anonymous : 2018-11-23 00:20 ID:5jbs9t01

did you fuck yet?

31 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-01 20:56 ID:t1Fh9Gwk

You need to affiliate with the elitist superstructure. Bitches love high status men.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-29 03:02 ID:/OkzNcib

high status? also the projetct went well!

33 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-29 17:44 ID:YnVgzhVG

You sayin' you gave her the "project"?

34 Post deleted.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-07 18:50 ID:Heaven

If you haven't gone on a date with this girl by now, it's too late. I would like an update from OP though even if he's lying.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-09 17:58 ID:getduXaN

>>1, it's been a while, anything new? Please post an update!

I suspect that the original thread on world2ch was real, but I doubt that this one was made by the same person, it's probably an imposter. After all, if you read the original, the OP didn't seem to know anything about textboards. He might have learned though. Either that or he was just a Denko (Ā“ļ½„Ļ‰ļ½„`) imitator the whole time.

Here's an archive of the original thread, for the reference of future anons:

37 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-18 08:48 ID:vdfpBgqa

Roll! Roll! Roll! GoooooOOOO!!!!!!

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Who's online? (27)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-24 18:27 ID:4i6RntWB

Does anyone actually post to this 5ch clone?

18 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-04 00:13 ID:d2+PwlVT

That is, of course, the appeal. Undesirables must be kept out.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-04 06:55 ID:U32LE/op

me surfing the net

20 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-07 17:24 ID:XBfTA/nI

The idea that forums are a thing of the past make me incredibly sad. There is so much information that is available to [i]everyone[/i] that you can search for or stumble upon. But with all of these private communities, all of that information is gated off from anyone who isn't currently in that group.

Yes, forums are clunkier to use because it's not instant messaging, but the information that is kept is much more valuable. I think people tend to keep their posts thoughtful and on topic specifically [i]because[/i] the poster knew that they wouldn't get an immediate response. They had to formulate their thoughts more carefully, else they just get ignored.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-07 17:27 ID:Heaven

Also I'm gay because I haven't figured out how to use HTML tags here correctly.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-06 14:21 ID:GmGGa2WF

Try using <> instead of [] and using the preview post function to make sure you aren't fucking up

23 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-09 22:34 ID:mXZBkaip

I sometimes check this place. I really like the format. I am mostly lurking around here.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-10 04:01 ID:JA54pC/R

found it in my bookmarks
im guessing someone linked it on krautchan
mabye ill stick around if this place isnt so dead

25 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-10 07:30 ID:mXZBkaip

A few more posters could pretty much make this place more lively. Hopefully you will stick around.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-12 17:22 ID:XBfTA/nI

The seven-words-at-a-time story is keeping me coming back. It's quite fun being able to check every couple of days, see that people are goofing around and being able to add to it.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-13 00:38 ID:XFSX47c8

That's why I posted it! There was an identical thread on w2ch before it shut down and it had a similar effect of getting people to actively post. And once people go on to post to the story, they might also get inspired to post in another thread too! A handful of "funposting" threads can really boost the activity of a board.
Admittedly, it probably belongs on DQN, but DQN is already fairly active and it's nice to bring some activity to the other boards, as DQN is mostly self-contained.

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How do you pronounce 4-ch? (22)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2018-11-04 20:30 ID:9P8XqwAy

We will pronounce it as "4-Channeru" to stay true to our roots.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-07 19:05 ID:ketysymW

Surely when you think about 4-ch, you think it in your preferred language?

If you were to think "I am going to browse 4-ch today", surely you pronounce it in your head a specific way. I refuse to believe that one would think about 4-ch and just have an empty part of their sentence be their substitute for 4-ch!!!

14 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-08 08:28 ID:VKogM0Kt


15 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-08 10:45 ID:6X9ly3jB

When you remember a sound or a smell you don't link it with a word, but with a sensation. You could say that the representation of 4-ch is a feel.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-08 14:17 ID:UoWwV7YN

fourchuh /foɹtŹƒŹŒ/

17 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-08 19:45 ID:Heaven

That is a very interesting counter-argument. Thanks for opening my mind.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-17 00:31 ID:Heaven

>You could say that the representation of 4-ch is a feel.

so you pronounce 4-ch as "tanasinn"?

19 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-17 03:33 ID:dF9MgZPX


20 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-07 01:44 ID:9P8XqwAy


21 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-09 18:05 ID:NZsgePpK

Whenever I think of 4-ch, instead of mentally pronouncing it, I always just think about the feeling I had when I first went on and saw some S_JIS art. At the time, it felt like I was uncovering a whole new world of esoteric secrets, and I can't say that feeling ever left.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-10 20:42 ID:6grxqinv

I prefer calling it "Channel 4".

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Why are we here? (15)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-01-26 20:39 ID:leSrfsOR


6 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-01 02:37 ID:1IqM7pNA

Something other than browsing textboards, I'd hope

7 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-07 18:40 ID:i94bGlID

I'm here because I enjoy the idea of a slower site that doesn't have millions of users all shitposting at the same time. I feel like it's a much slower burn so I can enjoy any shitposts or even serious discussion for that much longer.

Or maybe I'm just a hipster.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-10 04:09 ID:OG6Qyx2Y

My family came here on a boat. Otherwise, I'd be over there.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-16 01:52 ID:uZ9h6+37

10 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-16 08:09 ID:fdY4tCwq

Ever hear about tane?

11 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-17 03:31 ID:jLYcCuD3

just 'cause

12 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-01 21:51 ID:eJz56ad8

Ever hear about tanasinn?

13 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-02 16:42 ID:w8eRTTLb

because meat beings slapped against each other and one put fluid in the other to make even more meat beings and some of those new meat beings post on 4-ch.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-03 12:04 ID:uVIHT2OU

I don't even know anymore.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-09 09:20 ID:dEDa6BMv

just forget it all

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Postin' pals (133)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-28 14:50 ID:ksKYuNP3

Chill thread where you can just chill and b ur self.

Thank you.

124 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-12 16:05 ID:Eo2u7pss

it is a mystery

125 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-14 05:57 ID:eeOgn1xJ

You're all wonderful people.

126 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-14 11:15 ID:FATQMcb8

I refuse to be wonderfull.

Youn can't make me be wonderfull.

127 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-15 01:44 ID:sllzCLt+

Today is another day

to make great post!

128 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-15 16:26 ID:ZatHnd0w

lol FAT id

129 Name: Anonymous : 2019-01-22 02:00 ID:roEyRm9h

A post in the new year!

130 Post deleted.

131 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-07 02:13 ID:DhiZcdZY

what did you say anon? I couldn't quite hear you

132 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-07 17:10 ID:9ZlVSCrD

Well, are you out of touch with reality? What would make your friends say such a thing?

133 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-25 05:44 ID:Z75z3zoY

just business as usual

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Hello (5)

1 Name: anon : 2017-04-14 12:10 ID:DDxy11Wn

Hello, /int/eresting people! You dont know me, but i need help. The fact is that I created my Anonym's imageboard. I need friends. Forgive me for the unexpected invasion. Now my board very small. The Internet is the only thing that makes me happy in this life. Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes - it's in the nature of things
. I just need friendship to make life better. I ask the admin not to delete it. If you agree to friendship, we can get links our sites in header/frameset/banners. I'll put the name under the spoiler so as not to disturb others. Sorry for my anglish. Maybe f-friends?

2 Name: FUCK : 2017-04-15 19:08 ID:O510+1pZ

Why are you everywhere? No one cares about your stupid chan, you ugly lizard.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-21 15:43 ID:VqSeQ/0l


4 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-22 08:53 ID:YadhMHYh

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-22 16:16 ID:Heaven

I don't know how anybody couldn't be happy after reading this again.

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Why has this site suddenly become active? (53)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2018-08-19 12:32 ID:Vudia6JE

Was it posted somewhere?

44 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-20 02:10 ID:oqoPaH/p

>>42 Yeah, but UTF isn't ACII either. At least, not "pure" ASCII.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-20 02:16 ID:oqoPaH/p

>>42 Yeah, but UTF isn't ASCII either. At least, not "pure" ASCII.
Oh, my mistake though. In >>37, my myopic eyes misread your stretched-out text as "aren't a cultured appreciator".

46 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-22 02:43 ID:OCrPpGlV

I used to post here constantly when I was depressed and really sad and miserable. I'm glad people are posting here and doing more than what I was.

47 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-04 01:01 ID:Zmi9fokH

How have I never found this website? I used to browse the 4chan text boards every single day...ä¹…ć—ć¶ć‚Š!

48 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-04 07:10 ID:/z3fNQGr


49 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-04 13:06 ID:pCG7cF3b

I really miss posting on /prog/, it was sad to see them go

50 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-04 15:25 ID:oE2qsU4C


51 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-09 10:03 ID:xrk819ty

I remembered that 4chan had text boards so I searched '4chan text board'. I found this board in the search results.

52 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-07 19:29 ID:PgkplEyE

Someone said something to me the other day that was very close to the word tanasinn and memories of tanasinn resurfaced immediately. After doing some research, I came here!

53 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-10 06:12 ID:Q8t9hhlE

I posted on both but I never felt the need to explicitly refer to 4-ch from . I guess I assumed that if you knew one that you would also know the other.

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Post your pictures! (19)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-25 10:27 ID:Heaven


I want to see the mugs of some of the users browsing 4-ch.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-25 15:39 ID:Heaven

Find another one!

11 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-25 21:09 ID:Heaven

nice pix guys

13 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-26 01:42 ID:L+EU04eA

and so begins the slow /b/ take over

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-26 05:09 ID:Heaven

tits or gtfo

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-26 09:30 ID:Heaven

Nah, /b/ is up again. No reason for the /b/tards to stay here. A few of the VIPPERS will probably stay, though.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-26 23:47 ID:Heaven

Now, I spend like hmmm, an average of 18 hours a day in front of my PC, i'll take a trip in some nice good hot spring again in the near future. :D

17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-01 03:07 ID:Heaven

18 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-09 21:41 ID:wnUszjws

Post your pictures: modern day version!

19 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-11 20:33 ID:Heaven

I wish I could hate you to death.

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(*Ā“Š”`) Let's talk about masturbation! (240)

1 Name: !sgMKR2DUjA 2005-08-08 14:23 ID:S7IIrmjd

I know you do it.
But where? How? Do you do anything out of the ordinary?
Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
Maybe you're a chick and it's not a fap fap fap but a schlick schlick schlick?

What kind of porn gets you off? Do you even look at porn?

It would be wise to be Anonymous in this thread I think, unless you want to be a wanker.

231 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-03 20:06 ID:pwIr0mtK

It's totally real dude. I saw it with my own two dicks.

232 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-19 12:53 ID:X9Qt08M1

>>229 I bet you are

233 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-20 09:38 ID:iXL3W13I

I find myself creeping further and further into degeneracy, I fear where it may lead. Today it is anime girls locked in small boxes, tomorrow, who knows.

234 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-22 11:12 ID:CqA5mk97

It began for me when I was 12 as an experiment, it felt good to touch there whenever I saw characters I liked late night on Adult Swim back in the day back when it also had anime. I remember being amazed that first time, and I kept it up every nice as something fun to do before going to bed. I learned through the years how to keep it up so no one ever found out, even got creative and did it in exciting locations.
It turned into a ritual, and even a sleep aid. Few nights since have I not done it.
However, I am convinced I may have not done it the usual way. I got used to rubbing myself (I'm a guy) with one to two fingers while its pressed against my stomach, so on the underside only, and while laying on my back. I found later that I can't do the usual jerk off motion that is most common, and I can't while standing or upright unless sitting down relaxed leaning back. Ideally I have to lay on my back.
My fantasies usually include ideal visions of women, but there's many times I envision myself as a girl while doing my motion and using my second hand to rub under my sack. Sometimes its so powerful to me, and to think of my female side.
I'm not gay, and in a relationship I preferred my gf on top, kissing my neck and my nipples as I got off. But thats about how it goes for me. And I like to scroll down galleries on my phone, often Tumblr while getting it off.
Usually about 5-6 times a week. I like to save a day sometimes to charge up.

235 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-22 16:19 ID:9q5DlGRP

Have a good trip.

236 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-24 08:36 ID:5RPUipL9

Have a good trip.

237 Name: Anonymous : 2018-11-10 19:51 ID:aFcwAcY3

Some things are so sexy that I masturbate to it. Some things are so sexy that it causes me to have an erection for so long that I get the jelly dick: - "4chan - 404 Not Found"


238 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-01 22:00 ID:+hF/SkGc

I'm about to masturbate right now!

239 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-08 14:27 ID:UlbKYS86

I masturbate before attending the weekly company board meetings. This way, I have a clear mind and can decide on management goals without distractions.

240 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-08 19:26 ID:Heaven

I hadn't fapped in a little more than a week, except for yesterday. I'm not specifically looking to stop fapping, but I've just been so tired lately.
One of my bookmarks caught my eye and it was a slippery slope.

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