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ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (397)

1 Name: [Part 3?] : 2019-01-13 14:07 ID:Th5+mGA2

Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

388 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-15 01:18 ID:UKXyNYZo

the fire nation attacked, cornering everyone that

389 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-16 01:38 ID:URtk9brf

ever used 4-ch. It was too late,

390 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-21 11:44 ID:p/9fHoH1

the Amazon rainforest was already on fire.

391 Post deleted.

392 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-01 00:51 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"Post deleted." isn't seven words, you asshole.

393 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-01 02:22 ID:sWWSC4r2

And now for some thing completely different.

394 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-02 05:58 ID:HAHQ74Ey

That "something" is bumping ancient dead threads.

395 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-02 07:27 ID:6f7Gudcz

'tis why we can't have nice things.

396 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-05 05:04 ID:ZuTzT8+S

“Three hundred and ninety one: Post Deleted.”

397 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-05 07:12 ID:JnMeZxsf

And so, the story resumed its telling.

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using 4-ch [STORY] (2)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-04 23:25 ID:k4B5mR5O

Come back to 4-ch
Open the general board
Observe the same threads
Make some new posts
Enter the verification

2 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-05 01:12 ID:5fA+Niub

Now it's time for the much-anticipated sequel:


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Why is 4-ch so dead? (70)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-22 17:02 ID:7X8AS7hE


61 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-29 05:08 ID:TLl/QOFK


>Essentially the thread creator will be like a mod or janitor.

That sounds like a pretty bad idea, anon.

62 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-30 00:08 ID:okZDFhkd

I thought so at first too, but I decided that the thread creator will honestly want their thread to thrive and do well so giving them the ability to keep spam reply's at bay is a plus because it will remove the need for mods. Let me clarify though that the thread creators will not be able to delete reply's only hide them. I'll have a link at the bottom or top to show all hidden reply's or re-hide them so everyone will have the ability to still see reply's that have been hidden. Not sure if that's the best way to go but I figured it should work in theory to allow thread creators to keep their threads alive with as little derailment from shit-posters as possible while also not crushing anyone's free speech.

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64 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-02 23:35 ID:rATvY3is

apparently it was only dead because people weren't posting about co​omers

65 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-03 01:29 ID:okZDFhkd


You're probably correct. A lot of people probably visit here daily but don't contribute anything because they don't see any newer threads just the same old washed up threads that get new lives when someone posts to it.

Honestly, the owner should make it so once the thread is, lets say a month old, you cannot add any new reply's. That will entice people to at least re-create older threads or create new ones.

66 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-03 15:39 ID:Heaven

Being able to reply but not bumping the thread would be better.

67 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-03 15:50 ID:SsD2npEV

That would be pretty cool to see. You'd probably still want some measure against the creation of threads with the purpose of spamming.
The other problem is, with slow, long-running threads like these, OP will eventually forget about the thread. I don't really see a good way to get around an absentee OP, unless you wanted to have OPs provide email addresses that reports would be sent to, or something weird like that. I'm not a fan of that from an anonymity standpoint though.

68 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-03 22:33 ID:okZDFhkd


But wouldn't that mean you would have no clue what threads have new reply's? Because the thread wouldn't be bumped so it would seem it was dead.

69 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-03 22:41 ID:okZDFhkd


>You'd probably still want some measure against the creation of threads with the purpose of spamming.

Yeah, that's a hard one to come by without mods to moderate the boards themselves.

>The other problem is, with slow, long-running threads like these, OP will eventually forget about the thread.

Maybe after a certain amount of time has elapsed with an absentee OP the thread could be handed off to someone else possibly? Idk, that also is a hard one to fix.

70 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-05 10:25 ID:Heaven

What I proposed would just stop people from bumping old threads with stupid posts.
If a thread doesn't get any new replies for X months (every board should have different settings) then the thread is ''archived'' and all new replies in that thread will be posted with an automatic sage.

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ifta (80)

1 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:04 ID:vWQZtal6

Alrighty then. A nice, non-pube-board-nieghbored boardy thing.


71 Name: chthulu : 2007-07-24 16:07 ID:vWQZtal6

do i often wander in and out of youre dreams wearing nothing but a smile and whispering sweet nothings into youre ear while breaking promises in the dark midnight seclusion of the room with the girl you didnt know i loved

72 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6


73 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6

Nope, the dark midnight was so darn dark that you missed my ear altogether and the sweet nothings ended up stuffed in my nose. Sorry.

74 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6


75 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6

Awww, Poppy/Rayneesha makes life fun!

76 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6


77 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6

okay cool. poppy, you lose. (naw, I'm just kidding... I think?)

And fudgesicle - your guess is as good as mine.

Although I kinda like sorrow and utter hopelessness...

And yes, I did read the blog. Just now. I like it.

78 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:09 ID:vWQZtal6

yayayayayayayayayayyyyy i have friends

79 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-24 16:33 ID:Heaven

You just waisted an hour for nothing. Grats.

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RATE (16)

1 Name: Mega Orc : 2007-05-21 01:31 ID:ntE8iGDu

How much would you rate this girl from 0-10. 0 being I wouldnt fuck her with someone else's penis, 5 being fuck her and 10 being id swim through a river full of shit just so I could suck on the dick of someone thats somewhat related to her.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-21 07:25 ID:EIwuGHOB


8 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-21 07:25 ID:EIwuGHOB


9 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-21 07:35 ID:J6/Cvhcb

8 almost all girls are beautiful.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-21 13:18 ID:Mw0ngh1e


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12 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-21 16:10 ID:X5N8B2PT


That is a man.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-21 16:13 ID:dHVGHVJo

-10 for posting CP.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-21 20:42 ID:Heaven

cock goes where?

15 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-27 13:55 ID:Heaven

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This Shit is Pretty Fucking Boring Without Pictures (14)

1 Name: Timothy Pillows : 2007-02-24 03:19 ID:edFJK/YW

The ascii crap just doesn't cut it for me. Plus, all you assholes ride Japans little dick way too fucking hard. DQN? jesus christ...
Just joking.
No Japanese person can beat me at anything, not origami, not art, not math, not music, not table tennis, not Go, not any video game, nothing...
I am even more polite and respectful, obviously more honest, than all Japanese combined.
I wouldn't step foot in Japan either, as it is beneath me.
I will occasionally eat sushi though.
And American anime girls are really cute. I'm not trying to be funny.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-24 04:25 ID:Heaven

>>4 GDP = God Damn Penis?

6 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-24 18:42 ID:Heaven

lets not forget the 6 trillion debt

7 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-25 05:19 ID:1RvoTnN3

Please forgive >>1. His grandad was killed in Pearl Harbor...

8 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-25 08:25 ID:Heaven


I see.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-25 11:17 ID:N5csUYrY

Hello. I am >>1-san's psychiatrist.
He recently told me in one of our sessions that he had created this thread.
Please forgive him. He has some serious issues that we are slowly working out together.
He has an inferiority complex because of his terrible and frightening looks, and incredibly small penis.
Threads like this, and his constant visits to beastiality websites are becoming a problem.
In the future, we will monitor his internet usage.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-25 13:23 ID:dQQaC7+J

>The ascii crap just doesn't cut it for me. Plus, all you assholes ride Japans little dick way too fucking hard. DQN? jesus christ...

this is actually the sad truth

12 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-25 15:28 ID:B5vgs5z7

If it's so boring >>1, why are you here?

13 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-25 15:54 ID:Heaven

nice one. i guess trolloling is the new shumi around here.

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Blacklist (16)

1 Name: fart-man : 2007-02-05 05:15 ID:Hx+ubngS

ITT we take counter measures against the mini-wave of trolls who post plain shit OR contribute but have names for no reason.

1- We all randomly post as <name goes here>

Request on blacklist:
1- yes ladies(?) and gentlemen, its : fart-man

7 Name: INGSOC : 2007-02-08 20:01 ID:8u0ee7xc

Quiet you.

8 Name: Pierre - Oily Skin : 2007-02-08 21:28 ID:zShwT3Dm

ooh add me!

9 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-09 00:04 ID:Heaven

Why should the overall group be forced to conform around your whims and ideals? If you don't like a certain poster, you can ignore him by skipping his posts. If said poster is being given recognition by others, then that just shows that others don't agree with you, otherwise they would be ignoring him as well. It's called group moderation.

It breaks my Internet heart to see people actually ask to be moderated more harshly.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-09 04:36 ID:9NbBgAaG

I'm getting a September 1993 feeling.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-09 07:31 ID:Heaven


Of course. But it becomes harder to ignore the poster when he posts in EVERY THREAD ON THE BOARD.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-09 07:35 ID:Heaven

Incidentally, i think a mod mentioned on IRC that fart man couldn't be banned even if were it desired, because there are multiple people posting under that name now.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-09 13:16 ID:Hx+ubngS

only a few months ago all the threads had useful responses. now its full of shit a few serious ones. I point my finger at assholes and they need to be moderated.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-09 13:30 ID:IY1JETN1

assholes should stay at where they belong - the DQN thread.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-09 16:29 ID:Heaven

 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I agree with >>14.
 (つ   つ   DQN is too much metal for one hand.
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ai hav 1 kwestion (14)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-01 19:03 ID:Iki1dfF/

What does /b/ mean?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-01 22:44 ID:WdZl6VCw

>>3 ah i see! you are the one sending these imbeciles to our board.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-01 23:11 ID:Iki1dfF/

>>2 is that a fact?

7 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-01 23:30 ID:Heaven

>>2 is an opinion

8 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-02 02:25 ID:Heaven

okay random board anywhere

happy now?

9 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-02 03:18 ID:Heaven
now GTFO my 4-ch, bitch.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-02 07:04 ID:GZLStq8G

>>2 is an option

11 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-02 19:41 ID:zFikG8aG

but it rely makes no fuckin sensne!! random doen't spell with b okay!!!!

12 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-02 20:19 ID:Heaven

>>11 The King of Spelling has a point!

13 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-04 12:23 ID:Heaven

Nijiura isn't spelt with a B either.


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Weeaboo Studies (10)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-24 14:01 ID:zGBk8x0l

Maybe this is the place to post this.

I've done 3 years of my 4 year CompSci degree, and I'm really thinking that it's not the right choice for me, so I'm probably going to switch to weeaboo studies (East Asia Studies with a focus on Japan and Japanese, or just a Japanese major if I can find that kind of thing).

If any of you other guys are doing this kind of thing, what are you going to do afterwards? Are there great job prospects for this kind of major? What about the possibilities of living in Japan afterwards, is it easier to get a job there do you think?

If I decide to do this, it'll be because I love it, not because of job prospects, but I'm just curious.

Many thanks, yours,
Anonymous (p.p.)

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-29 20:20 ID:FcnN/xvJ

Unless you really hate computer science, I'd suggest to stick with it. The only real way I can think of you living in Japan with this major is if you get some sort of diplomatic position with the government (or, of course, you could be an English teacher living on a McDonald's salary). If you want to go the diplomatic route, you should probably study international relations instead. What you're probably going to end up doing is having to read a shitload of boring literature and end up speaking Japanese on the level of a seven year old. With computer science, you're going to end up with a valued skill. East Asian studies, to me, seems about as useful as art history.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-30 18:48 ID:mAqdbDxo

majoring in a pure science or a social science, you're really not gonna get any job opportunities right off the bat (except for I suppose translation in your case; you'll want to look into studying linguistics as a science as well then); It's only at the PhD level that opportunities in those sort of things really open up. Hope u got the bux for a good graduate school!

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-01 15:34 ID:r8JRVWHA

Hrm, disheartening.

But, I've got to do what I love, although finding a Weeaboo major here in England is going to be hard (especially with my only-average grades).

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-01 23:25 ID:FgLiM/0V

Maybe you can minor in it.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-01 23:29 ID:Heaven

>>5 speaks the truth.

East Asian studies could be a nice complement to a lot of majors. But alone, it's pretty useless.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-09 00:34 ID:bcJlLDgt

What does the collective anonymous think of the job prospects of a major in Software Engineering and a minor in Japanese language?

Does anyone know the average JLPT level of a fourth year student of the language?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-09 05:10 ID:8JK3u2q6

Getting the two together will be difficult. If you want to do software development, you may want to look for the dev. groups that internationalize their software.

You may also want to think about taking a job in a small computer company's field (Sales/SE) organization. If you are technical but you don't think you can cut it in a development organization, this may be a good choice. You don't get to live in Japan but you may be able to make frequent visits. You probably want to stick with small companies who have not established local subsidiary in Japan.

9 Name: TS : 2006-12-17 07:23 ID:5Q7nHdb1

my friend is a cse major japanese minor. he argues he has one or the other to fall back on just in case one fails him

i on the other hand am a 2nd year cse major. wasn't what i was expecting coming into the major, but i'm getting used to it kinda. never programmed in my life, but its not too bad. hang in there imo

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I went outside today (55)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-20 01:41 ID:7svXkvYR

because I had some business to take care of. I took the buss on the way back home which proved to be a fatal mistake. It was pretty crowded so I had to stand, no biggie I thought since most people were sitting down. Then at the next stop a bunch of people gets on and this girl stands like 1 feet away from me. I was so disgusted, all I could think was GET AWAY GET AWAY. I even wanted to tell her not to stand so close to me because it made me uncomfortable but that would have been rude so I decided not to. After two stops she sat down when somebody left their seat to get off. Immediatly another girl comes and stands infront of me. This time it was even worse because she kept looking out the window which meant her face was facing mine. It was excruciating. When she looked away I could manage it but with her face that close to mine I was about to freak out. I hope I don't have to go out more than a few times this summer.

46 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-16 21:46 ID:U09arJvt

Get a job and change your environment.

47 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-17 04:26 ID:EukK2z5R

I'm looking for a job, but availabilty here is hard to come by. Job first, then environment. I just had an interview today...jackass.

48 Name: Otaku Hikki : 2006-08-20 11:15 ID:DHDEGmZd


What kind of career are you going for?

49 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-26 21:10 ID:EukK2z5R

Media, particularly film or television. I still have an internship to do before I graduate. The school is useless in finding one, need to build my network.

50 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-01 17:56 ID:WlBuOUii

I went outside 2 days ago. The day after that, yesterday, I felt very hyper and had these twitches and kept clapping my thumb and fingers together. I was also screaming and repeating words and phrases in my head, mostly "blueberry jam". When lying in bed that night, unable to sleep, I wrote a draft for a short novel, in my head.
Both my parents have been patients at mental hospitals at some time.

51 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-01 18:05 ID:EukK2z5R

My parents should be institutionalized for their own good.

I've started going out on walks. I don't want my muscles to become atrophic. I've worked too hard for this body.

52 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-26 22:27 ID:cx8h8Xkb

I had to return a comic today so I took the tram to the library. After a few stops a good looking, slim girl with blond hair sat down in front of me. Almost immediately she started touching her hair and kinda playing around with it for a while. I found it very arousing. When she finished she had her hair behind her ears which I thought was cute. I got a urge to kiss her neck and ears, and smell her hair. Naturally, I didn't. Later, when she started looking to her sides I got very distressed. That's my story of the day.

53 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-27 12:54 ID:Heaven

Go outside more.

54 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-27 14:38 ID:Heaven

no u

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