General @4-ch

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1: ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (191) 2: Cost of running a semi-obscure imageboard/textboard (9) 3: ITT WE DEAD BOARD (8) 4: 4-ch General Thread Statistics (5) 5: [death] wrote a poem 4 u guyz [ultimate despair] (7) 6: IS WEBSIGHT DIED!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?! (11) 7: Heed The Immortal Words of Abdul Alhazred (4) 8: Your Nae Nae privileges (2) 9: Why is 4-ch so dead? (14) 10: Dead Website (9) 11: Boards you would like to see in 4-ch [Unauthorized Copying Prohibited]© (6) 12: (・ω・) (2) 13: seriously orz (9) 14: How do you pronounce 4-ch? (27) 15: [Necromancy] Do Not Go Gently into that Good Night! [4channel] (33) 16: What happened to Wakachan/Idlechan? (6) 17: 3 words to describe you (83) 18: Most active boards on here? (11) 19: Who's online? (32) 20: my crush won't talk to me, how do i get her to? (39) 21: Are people still on here? (10) 22: (*´Д`) Let's talk about masturbation! (241) 23: Why are we here? (15) 24: Postin' pals (133) 25: Hello (5) 26: Why has this site suddenly become active? (53) 27: Post your pictures! (19) 28: This is my language teaching thread!! It's true! It's true! (708) 29: down (60) 30: Zero posts would have been better than the shit you faggots post now (11) 31: Petition to rename General "DQN Lite" (15) 32: LA Ñ LLEGO Y VA A QUEDARSE (14) 33: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (4) 34: Does anyone here live in the past/reject modernism? (18) 35: I am japanese Can someone answer my question (6) 36: BB (2) 37: henlo!! (3) 38: INTO THE TRASH (3) 39: Everyone online (8) 40: What happened to 4chans textboards (5)

ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (191)

1 Name: [Part 3?] : 2019-01-13 14:07 ID:Th5+mGA2

Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

182 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-10 03:32 ID:e0aD8QbF

into a freshly opened can of zero

183 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-11 10:02 ID:N2G7hhHh

sugar added semen, sourced from our friend

184 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-11 10:54 ID:MCxRC0Hr

Dante, who subsisted on a diet of

185 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-12 00:04 ID:N2G7hhHh

his own semen and tokiko farts. This

186 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-12 02:36 ID:JnMeZxsf

resulted in a huge fucking worldwide explosion.

187 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-12 07:10 ID:e0aD8QbF

which was pretty cool if you ask

188 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-14 12:51 ID:VzKyJIff

Megumin, who unfortunately died in the explosion.

189 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-15 01:22 ID:7gXzAuWC

The world is now destroyed. Nothing remains

190 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-16 00:24 ID:N2G7hhHh

except for the semen oceans, which now

191 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-16 00:53 ID:7gXzAuWC

will never find a hole to fill

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Cost of running a semi-obscure imageboard/textboard (9)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-27 18:06 ID:yoZahtUT

How much would it cost me to run a website similar to 4-ch or an imageboard akin to iichan/4chan?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-28 05:40 ID:Xwv6gycB

about tree fiddy

seriously you can probably find a free webhost if you don't mind it injecting obnoxious ads. if you really want to pay, you can find places that do hosting for like $1 or $3 a month, webhosting is pretty cheap nowadays due to the metric assloads of competition

these go out the window if your board become popular and starts using a lot of bandwidth/cpu, but it won't

3 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-28 12:44 ID:Heaven

Any good hosting recommendations? Specifically those that don't ask for any personal info.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2019-06-02 02:51 ID:JGQZjZtJ

The cost of using the internet is sanity.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2019-06-02 06:47 ID:Xwv6gycB

If you want a proper domain name you're probably fucked because ICANN requires that there be some way to contact you from whois info. Some registrars will let you hide behind them but they'll just act as a middleman and still require your own info themselves.

I don't know any webhosts offhand that don't ask for personal info, but I'd suggest checking out ones that accept payment in Bitcoin and other crypto.

also here's a blog entry that might be of interest:

6 Name: 名無しさん? : 2019-06-11 21:52 ID:/OfkGemo

maybe you can ask on /tech/ instead of /general/, DQN

7 Name: Anonymous : 2019-06-12 05:58 ID:GKsmXGhA

tell us any good information you find out in your travels OP, i'm kinda interested in the topic too

vc: beastable

8 Name: Anonymous : 2019-06-14 18:38 ID:Heaven

that's like asking a corpse to go bury itself in a different graveyard

9 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-09 03:43 ID:tYZa2qto

Not much, but is it worth it? What's this board going to provide that others don't already? Is it just going to be a copy of a copy of a copy of 4-ch/iichan? You can already see how those turned out. If you're not already a competent webadmin or at least willing to learn (configuring your server properly, maintaining your board software, troubleshooting bullshit) you'll probably be fucked. I imagine you're the latter since you're asking about hosting here. Either way, if you're going to do it just try a cheap vps. Something you can install wakaba/kareha or vichan on with enough headroom for any other services you want. Just be aware of the limitations associated with different vps plans. I've used a2hosting with the cheapest plan in the past and haven't had any significant problems. It was about $30 semi-annually and $20 annually for a domain. Try to find a host that doesn't make you pay out the ass for upgrades. Storage being a big one since files tend to pile up on ded boards overtime. If you're really concerned with the budget I imagine you could micro manage costs even further with proper research. Hell, you could even run the server off your moms home connection. I know there's a few boards out there running on home servers for whatever reason. Whatever you do, good luck.

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1 Name: DEAD BOARD : 2019-05-13 16:23 ID:yl/Ac5uS


2 Name: 3get : 2019-05-13 17:33 ID:8STL0Qgi


3 Name: 2get : 2019-05-13 19:58 ID:2HDBqW4G


4 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-13 22:59 ID:HhIPmGMv

never 4get.
always 5get

5 Name: 5get : 2019-06-02 11:37 ID:Heaven


6 Name: Anonymous : 2019-06-29 19:27 ID:KDoLNeNf

sex get

7 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-06 22:38 ID:byvsokLs


8 Name: Adolf Hitler!0fQd3hjYfw : 2019-07-07 04:58 ID:8STL0Qgi

nein get

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4-ch General Thread Statistics (5)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-04 21:57 ID:Rh8Nb5Mk

I was bored so I decided to tally and categorize the threads currently visible on the front page of the General board. Sometimes the lines were blurry, such as whether "dust in the wind" counts as an attempt at discussion (but when I create this thread it'll bump that one off to hopefully be forgotten forever anyway.)

Still, I've successfully established that only 25% of threads are about 4-ch being dead (it felt higher) and 50% of threads by volume are kusosure (seems about right.)

Threads about 4-ch being dead: 123456789A
Other threads about 4-ch or the General board: 12345678
Threads about other image/textboards: 123
Forum games: 1234
Miscellaneous discussion: 123456
Miscellaneous kusosure: 123456
Hispachan spam: 123
Actual spam: 1

2 Name: 2GET : 2019-07-04 22:02 ID:Rh8Nb5Mk

Whoops, I'm not sure why I marked the language teaching thread as "miscellaneous kusosure." That should be a discussion.

Threads on General are actually only 47.5% kusosure (unless you consider this thread more of a kusosure than "dust in the wind", in which case the balance is restored.)

3 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-05 12:50 ID:Heaven

>>1 I'm interested in hearing what defines a thread as kusosure in your opinion; the listed threads seem rather varied and I couldn't quite identify any common themes (though, perhaps thats due to the 'miscellaneous'. I would suggest the addition of a VIP category or similar. By the way, I don't thing #2 in the Hispachan list has anything to do with Hispachan. Otherwise, nice analysis.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-05 16:24 ID:YhVJ9O/P

Nice thread-thread. Maybe we should make a thread for tips and tricks of thread making in order to improve forum stats.

5 Name: 5GET : 2019-07-05 22:09 ID:Rh8Nb5Mk

Made another goof, thread about 4-ch being dead #1 should be the "wrote a poem 4 u guyz" thread, not the story in 7 words (though only the recent necro reinterpreted the poem to be about 4-ch and it was probably just shitposting originally.)

I consider a kusosure as a thread whose opening post is making no visible attempt to solicit any specific kind of discussion or activity, not even a silly one, from its replies. Usually it's a contextless meme or something. Many of the threads I put in other categories are also kusosure in my book.

"Why are we here?" was kinda borderline, I guess if I credited "dust in the wind" as being a discussion I should have given that one the benefit of the doubt too.

As for the other thing, since KAKAROTTO appeared at the same time as the other Hispachan threads I assumed it was a meme from that board (and the mods probably assumed that too since they bothered to permasage it.) Either way it's shit.

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[death] wrote a poem 4 u guyz [ultimate despair] (7)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-09 04:47 ID:7iV8DmaM

its called "crying n2 the night"

bleeding into
ON my wrists was a blade
blood rushes like a

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-09 05:36 ID:D+x2BPsp

Heres mine

Roses are red
Violet is blue
4-ch is overloaded with weeaboo

3 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-09 14:41 ID:OCrikYi9

Roses are red
violets are blue
black is my pain
my suffering is true

4 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-09 18:00 ID:Heaven

Why is it that high-school poets are completely deaf to rhythm or meter?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-09 19:00 ID:Heaven


itz free verse it is in its own meter

oh god thats deep

6 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-09 21:43 ID:Heaven

Why is that emo-guy is so obsessed with emos he has to make a mocking thread just to lend credence to his theory of 4-ch emo?

PROTIP: There are a total of 2 (two) threads in the music board about emo, and both very negative.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2019-06-30 19:12 ID:K+NyTLrX

a perfect encapsulation of the state of this website, >>1

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IS WEBSIGHT DIED!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?! (11)

1 Name: Katie :) : 2019-05-13 19:31 ID:9jI+GA8p

hai juys i'm new my name is Katie
but I think site is maybe diead????/??
plz reply!
We can make this site active asnd fun again with cool fun memes about kats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and homour!!!!!!!!!!

plz rely with your real names i don;t want meany anoyomous reply ;_;

2 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-13 21:15 ID:33PNOpXt

Classic meme Katie

3 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-13 23:04 ID:1Rtmg8cG

DiSKovEring lese tHrEaDs is so SURreal, itZ liek A liTtLe SnaPsHot from nEarly fifiten YeARs aGo.!!!!!!!
I wOnder whAt All oF tHe pEople wHo pOsTed heRe Aer dOnG nOw???????????
It sEeMEd liEK a mORe inN0cEnt tieM oNlIne that I wUIsh I exPeRienCed!!!!!1

4 Name: Adolf Hitler : 2019-05-13 23:10 ID:Heaven

>>3 (me)
OH SORRYZ MADE RELY WITH ANOYOMOUS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEMONNAZAI!! (>_<)

5 Name: Albert Speer : 2019-05-14 21:11 ID:0K3CjmMu

>>4 (fürher-sama Ow0)
Oh my xDDD!!1! You ALWAYS do dat adolf !! U so silly and Cawwaiiyy =^_^=

6 Name: Dave Pakman : 2019-05-18 14:55 ID:WPeYfXAy

hehe your a cutie x3 flops besides u and nuzzles

7 Name: Heinrich Goldman : 2019-05-20 14:59 ID:c+veLCjo

Oh boy first comment hi mom

8 Name: Heinrich Goldman : 2019-05-20 15:00 ID:c+veLCjo

Whoops I posted a little late ;_;

9 Name: ASDF : 2019-05-27 17:13 ID:Heaven

hey does anyone in this thread smoke weed

10 Name: Adolf Hitler : 2019-05-29 04:19 ID:Heaven

Of course not! Drugs are evil, like Jews, and will never touch my body. Now if you'll excuse me, my personal doctor is here and the Führer needs his special little pick-me-up.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2019-06-22 16:53 ID:kBH3p97O


i apologize in advance

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Heed The Immortal Words of Abdul Alhazred (4)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-15 00:23 ID:iurOSZKU

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-15 01:51 ID:3FAcA+Pz


3 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-15 11:48 ID:h2j5WgyW

I really like Primus' cover of the song more than the original. Got that twang of insanity in it.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-17 15:48 ID:sg6Df92C

I, too, have seen film and television that makes oblique references to the Necronomicon

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Your Nae Nae privileges (2)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-14 02:56 ID:V1Jze++P


2 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-14 04:06 ID:d6tyeh0+

O   <(why father)

\|/ Nae O Nae

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/ \ -- |

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Why is 4-ch so dead? (14)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-22 17:02 ID:7X8AS7hE


5 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-24 20:02 ID:Zo7IS21u

So goddamn annoying.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-25 08:03 ID:FLUXtdN2

I'd come if people were here.

But, people are not here. So I don't come.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-26 07:04 ID:PdXQsljZ

What kind of people do you like?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-26 09:34 ID:KWC+Hq54

Nice ID, bro.
Also, the most activity undoubtedly occurs on that strange board known simply as DQN. Are you man enough to enter?

9 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-26 20:19 ID:rKqYL3/P

DQN intimidates me...

10 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-26 23:21 ID:FLUXtdN2


Normal people? Honestly, I have sort of been around here from a long time ago... I'm one of the lucky owners of the official t-shirt :D


I'm a bad enough dude to roll in Dokkyun land.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-30 02:00 ID:Heaven

Sometimes I think we should do some sort of drive to attract new users to the site.

Then I remember 4-ch's small userbase is what makes it great.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2011-11-15 10:14 ID:Heaven

It definitaly should have more traffic though. BBS' are pretty cool and I think there are more people out there who would participate in a community like this... But they simply don't know about it, that's the problem.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-14 01:54 ID:UXywBeoK


14 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-17 02:33 ID:Heaven

kill yourself faggot!!!!

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Dead Website (9)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-02 19:37 ID:8gZlCKv1

Discovering these threads is so surreal, it's like a little snapshot from nearly 15 years ago.
I wonder what all of the people who posted here are doing now?
It seemed like a more innocent time online that I wish I experienced.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-02 19:51 ID:Heaven


3 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-02 23:12 ID:Heaven

It's a ''dead website'' only because you people keep making the very same thread or start bumping old threads for god only knows what stupid reason.
Also, stop acting like some internet archeologist, it's silly.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-03 01:12 ID:9Ct+G/29

This website is alive and well.

>little snapshot from nearly 15 years ago.

Ah yes, nothing says "snapshot from 15 years ago" more than a thread from last week.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-03 20:25 ID:/xYhdZx4

Depends on what you mean by innocent. People were cynical and jaded back then too but the sense of humor was totally different. The biggest difference is that back then there was hope,the future looked much brighter. By now everyone has realized there is no hope. Those stars twinkle in a void.

Yeah? Check this flawless >>5 get.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-07 15:14 ID:Heaven

I'm still here since the birth of this place. I've never left.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-10 14:37 ID:hnfaPZcd

You just self pwned yourself idiet

8 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-11 00:55 ID:Heaven

stop making kusosure faggot

9 Name: Anonymous : 2019-05-13 15:46 ID:4Ie3L/dk

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

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