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Would you rather be happy or right? (11)

1 Name: Bypel !EHlDapnXJ. : 2016-03-12 10:23 ID:99vukkWF

I'd rather be right

2 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-25 12:32 ID:3ZozELSk

why not both?
Germany, is that you?

3 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-25 15:40 ID:mjT0lc17


4 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-28 22:35 ID:NMfbPUyK

What means right?
Is it human rights? or anti Left(spoiled??

5 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-14 13:05 ID:1qM9/piW

You can have both silly head

6 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-14 15:02 ID:L3cYmiLR


i don't get it!

7 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-16 22:14 ID:Heaven

I'm right all the time, yet I'm not happy at all. I'd rather be happy ( ´_ゝ`)

8 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-17 13:47 ID:qYFsUPTX

don't we all anon ;-;

9 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-23 07:58 ID:pd/0/Taq

I only try to be right because it makes me happy, but that just means that happiness is the greater value for me.


10 Name: tokiko!5yOaZrqx.c : 2016-05-30 15:52 ID:wyel6bMW

I would rather be very VERY gay.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-31 04:42 ID:Heaven

this gets funnier every time you do it
another hilarious post from your friends at 8gag guys

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Japan (38)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-13 18:14 ID:0qPSc0lQ

What is your favorite part of Japanese culture.

29 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 05:43 ID:Qga5k5fS

The village life that was protected by a lone wanderer.

Zantoochi and that guy, Akira or something. The Man in the old black and white movies, him when he played a bandit.

Some people being who they wanted to be to the end. Not stopping themselves.

Culture can get fucked. All civilization can burn without a single thing of worth being lost.

Nothing compares to someone who wants to live, knowing something better is out out there, and finding it.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-04 04:48 ID:KN1gNft6

I am a fan of Takeshi Kitano

31 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-05 12:09 ID:yaikQvLT

My girlfriend makes me bento when I go to work.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-10 12:36 ID:dzK/gpSC

I like those pantsu vending machines

33 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-11 01:18 ID:eact7RvS

That's cute, I'm jealous.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-11 12:05 ID:ASw+YDFx

I really really like one of the most famous japanese writer Dazai Osamu. He is great.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-19 06:50 ID:FdLkCFSL

That new yearly batsu game by Downtown is interesting. I want to learn Japanese just to understand their suffering live.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-19 16:13 ID:erBAuLrE

the fact that they created text boards

37 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-25 10:39 ID:3vvGeSTN

I like japan period!

38 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-29 12:20 ID:5l6IiFSu

I too like the Japanese flag.

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Should 4-ch upgrade to weabot? (13)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-16 14:16 ID:qGIEI7aq
Its the script bienvenido a internet uses so it would give us more features and make moderation easier, what do you guys think?

4 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-17 19:14 ID:ez7pBfX7

so what? the mod(s) don't have much to look after...

5 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-18 18:42 ID:9gV7rjt1

This should be on the Requests board.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-18 18:50 ID:9gV7rjt1

Though I'll have to agree their textboards look much better...

7 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-18 19:58 ID:1MPJHLR5

can bps import the posts we already have?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-20 00:13 ID:Heaven

Indeed, I'm making a thread there.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-23 23:27 ID:HYMajdMG

10 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-26 21:57 ID:0Ot2/mB2

I like it how it is. I noticed with iichan's revamp, things are a little different "culture"-wise

Personally if I owned the website, I'd keep it as it is. It doesn't have so much traffic to really warrant a big change, anyway

11 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-27 03:13 ID:vVA/PSkd

Besides the report feature, I like that they have an actual archiving system.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-28 18:50 ID:+qNgiz/X

Didn't someone want soko/shuffle commands on DQN?

13 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-29 12:20 ID:wDli6WW+

Voting against. Don't mess with this.

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Birds (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-24 20:32 ID:BqkA5b/Z

What do you think of birds? How would you rate their importance?

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Daily Haiku (56)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-28 23:25 ID:W15ICr4h

Let's write haiku poetry about our day. I'll start with this.

Skeletons, creepers,
Zombies, killing me all night
Hardcore is too hard

47 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-09 15:03 ID:WO0ZQvxx

Wake up, feeling tired
Post cee pee on image board
Fap myself to sleep

48 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-14 02:39 ID:fgipSoNy

that's a good one anon

49 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-14 12:03 ID:DqEMl2oK

Gave no fucks at work
I wish I could go to sleep
Will now get haircut

50 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-16 01:39 ID:pNQoDAWP

I made some pancakes
I also ate the pancakes

51 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-16 11:18 ID:Heaven

Another year past
Today, it is my birthday
and nothing has changed

52 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-19 19:43 ID:MyrpABiK

Saw a funny post
Giggled for a little bit
Turns out it was mine

53 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-26 07:23 ID:17bg60ol

I made a cup of tea
But I forgot to drink it
Now it has gone cold

54 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-16 22:20 ID:Heaven

Met up with qt
Watched some Anime with her
Wished I'd asked her out

55 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-17 21:56 ID:cvLgmrkV

Hacking a friends Wii
His hard-drive, unsupported
why why why why why

56 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-19 22:18 ID:Vre7a9eO

Philosopher - her.
'Let's walk together' says she.
But soon do we part.

The thought replays itself.
Does she enjoy my company?
Or is that folly?

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Textpunk (13)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-15 14:28 ID:pISPZOGG

we've all heard about cyberpunk and cipherpunk, but here's something new:


That's right. Textpunk

Newspaper articles, BBSs (like this one), IRC, ASCII art, Kopipe, program source code, Novels, View HTML source, Google search engine, Mathematics, Hieroglyphics, The Rosetta Stone, Gutenberg Bible...

A textpunk doesn't sit there waiting for information to be slowly fed to him drip at a time by the gogglebox. A textpunk is thirsty for knowledge and 100% focused - they read old school hacker textfile zines. They don't waste their time with lame imageboarders: instead they're doing crazy abstract shitposting on /prog/ with thoughts and concepts twisted up so with many levels of irony that it becomes an art form.

Textpunks recognize and understand the true power of kopipe - how a well crafted piece of text can be so damn powerful that it alone can trigger thousands of replies with so much veracity within days. They see through things down into the core of what really counts, everything in the computer is built of text, ascii, strings of bits - They don't care about the latest 3D GUI environment fads. No, that's just a distraction. 7-bit clean ascii program source code. That's textpunk.

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4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 11:57 ID:Ut8oF6Rn

typing .NFO files in dosbox like it's 1994

5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 06:10 ID:edNADRMW

Drop those sick MIDI beats like it's hot!!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-13 21:10 ID:tSkZYuFB

I never even got to know what gopher was back then since had had no computer when I was a kid let alone internet.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-17 19:16 ID:Pbpie7Oe

You misunderstand the reason for ASCIIpunk:

Computers have gotten considerably more powerful, but they are being bottlenecked by the software that is running on them, it is bloated, horrible, interpreted languages and hugely extravegant GUIs are used for simple programs, weighing them down. ASCIIpunk is not a lust for the past, it is the trimming of needless fat from software in order that software that actually needs to be demanding (rendering, compiling etc) has as many system resources avalible to it. We are the rebellion against the culture of NodeJS, Microsoft and other such retardation.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-18 01:01 ID:tEfV9eaF

I agree with all of your points, but interpreted languages aren't necessarily bad, it's just that most interpreters for modern languages are horribly optimized. It is possible to make an optimized interpreter, however, it requires a lot of low level knowledge similar to that of optimizing a compiler. Most language developers probably don't want to deal with those types of things.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-18 16:25 ID:7f6v99rg

Currently programming a BBS server with Python :^)

10 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-18 23:32 ID:8y3wHFpt

Text is great, OP. I highly recommend this shrine to the almighty textfile:

Here's a pile of ancient anime textfiles too:

This Maison Ikkoku guide textfile set has always amazed me with the amount of work and care put into it: From ASCII art of character names in Kanji, to detailed conventions/schemes for information, to all matter of detailed data, this was a real love letter to the textfile.

I think it would also be amazing to use an authentic CRT serial terminal for the Linux console, like this:

"If you know the name of a spirit, you have power over it"...Gerald Sussman (your SICP ref reminded me of this).

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11 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-16 22:53 ID:u7ueM9K0

Wow, the Maison Ikkoku guide looks great! Clearly a lot of work and love was poured into these files.
Textfiles are special, in that their basic appearance is the default, while extravagant files are rare and need to be carefully prepared in order to creatively sidestep the limitations.
Meanwhile, on the www the basic appearance is shunned. Everything is flashy, colorful, sometimes it's hard to parse information and when you disable css, many sites are unusable.
I wish the www was more limited, more like it used to be.
Whenever I design a website, I try to keep it as unflashy and small and simple as possible: I find that websites which work on text-mode browsers are the most usable ones, even on graphical browsers.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-17 10:35 ID:QnmRvawx

text on its side :^)

13 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-17 12:16 ID:QnmRvawx


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ITT we post things that will probably still be on the front page in 2013 (110)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2010-12-24 16:57 ID:TamrzwtO

Just thought it could be like a time capsule; a lot of fun!

101 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-22 02:57 ID:1Ykj3/UX

uhh... 101 get?

102 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-23 15:09 ID:OzH6VjeE

My time is soon, I hope.

103 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-02 03:41 ID:CRyDJRWR

103 get

104 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-12 08:06 ID:OC9jmD5F

>still haven't set another year

ITT we post things that will probably still be on the front page in 2020

105 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-12 17:32 ID:Heaven

Back to 4chan!

106 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-22 16:16 ID:21BOp0JX

How can it be 2016 if its still 1993?

107 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-22 20:48 ID:NeZpdF6Z


108 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-09 06:28 ID:Me+IzRVa

It istn dude, we are on /general/ not on /dqn/

109 Name: ( ・∀・) : 2016-05-16 13:52 ID:mcMoX/BW

what is the point of /dqn/ anyway what do you do on /dqn/?

110 Name: ( ・∀・) : 2016-05-16 13:59 ID:mcMoX/BW

oh and this thread is still on the front page after 6 years

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4chan text board shut down (20)

1 Name: dis4chan!.YUOicO8dM : 2014-04-20 04:34 ID:vp5Bz5mB

just posted this in irc so I thought I would post it here

05:31 dis4chan hello
05:31 dis4chan i have an idea to rejuvenate this place, 4chan text boards have been killed by moot
05:32 dis4chan so this place can be the new 4chan text boards, threads here are more permanent, so people who meet on 4chan and want a convenient way to continue a discussion can use

11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-16 02:55 ID:2FseNki9

jokes on you bastards my buds have already got it all together

12 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-09 13:58 ID:XDQfpqHa

moot is dead, moot is a myth

13 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-12 18:23 ID:edtwyQ0D

someone needs to convince hiro to put up a 2channel clone now that he owns 4spam

14 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-13 13:23 ID:E/i0yoZa

I'd like this tbh, though I doubt he'd do it.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-13 14:35 ID:pTKE9tgo

First saovq now 4chan text boards are an endangered species

16 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-14 00:20 ID:wVQYpiu7

hiro should bring back the textboards

17 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-14 00:32 ID:wVQYpiu7

also i forgot to mention that textboards should be modernised more, im mainly saying more features like the ability to watch threads

18 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-15 01:22 ID:edtwyQ0D

There is a new rendition of saovq at

19 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-15 22:40 ID:wVQYpiu7

nice little bbs :)

20 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-20 00:43 ID:Heaven

Fuck no.

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Suffering from Iconophobia (aversion to images) (6)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-14 06:22 ID:LRdzHt7t

Hi 4ch!

I was wondering: Is there someone lurking here out of a general dislike towards images? Compared to text, I always felt like pictures were dirty; looking at them is an unpleasent experience to me. Therefore I have now blocked every image in my browser and am currently looking for alternatives to imageboard, youtube, ect.

Someone here in a similar situation?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 07:24 ID:bl6/Gid4

Waste of download.
Internet should be devoid of all images except for creations.
Icons and such are stupidity. Stupidity deserves no place.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-21 01:59 ID:+wwshIFr

You sound like you need professional help. I don't think this is normal.

4 Name: Bypel !EHlDapnXJ. : 2016-01-20 02:42 ID:Heaven

Abnormal doesn't mean unhealthy.
Verify this message at

5 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-16 03:03 ID:4ol0Nqn8

Perhaps you would enjoy lynx.

Perhaps you would enjoy gopher.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-18 16:27 ID:ISMGefnn

>>4 autism is a good thing

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4channel is the best (46)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-13 02:38 ID:0FjB7DPd

Why is 4ch the best forum?

37 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-14 04:30 ID:28pOzunV

I agree. I used to browse on here a good bit in '08. After 8 years, I feel like everything in my life has changed, but this site has not really changed at all.

As long as the servers remain operational, little nooks and crannies like this give me hope that the internet isn't completely doomed.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-16 08:28 ID:tFuh/k0g


39 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-30 15:56 ID:ZhRt0cqn

it's a nice little oasis.

like falling into a dream and appearing into a purgatorial white-space

40 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-31 15:44 ID:+ECLPeOh

it makes me feel strange.
4-ch almost feels like it shouldn't exist, not that i'd prefer it didn't, but it feels like a relic of a bygone era - an era that i've idealized.

having a 4-ch tab open alongside 4chan, one thread speeding by before i can even read it, and one thread that won't have any replies a month from now is a most unusual experience. all the more-so because while the site itself feels like travelling back to a 'better' time, the other users retain their knowledge of current events.

even though it's unreasonable to assume so - the site has survived for a decade after all - i fear that one day 4-ch may die, or worse yet become unrecognisable. while i'd like things to run a little faster (not significantly so, as that would take away from the "can read once a week and see everything") i fear there's a quantity-quality relationship between posts.

4ch is the web version of the stereotypical "paradise" that palm-tree'd island in the ocean. an tiny part of a much bigger, often uglier world.
4ch is the web as it should be, as it could be, not as it is.

41 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-04 20:07 ID:3luEU/Gc

Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing,
Only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness;
So on the ocean of life we pass and speak one another,
Only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-14 02:45 ID:qoFEQxPt

Let's just hope it doesn't die

43 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-15 07:21 ID:gZYnfSrS

cross thy fingers

44 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-16 02:57 ID:Heaven

It has the nicest circlejerks.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-29 12:27 ID:Heaven

wish my other beloved haunts had gone the same way instead of popping like zits leaving scars in my soul

46 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-29 12:33 ID:Heaven

I think the biggest reason why this site has retained its essence is because it is too dead for anyone to really set up shop and obsess over. It has largely sidestepped the more explosive life cycle of other communities and is probably best thought of as a red dwarf star as opposed to main sequence stars.

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