[SEDUCTION] ITT techniques for picking up cute girl [SUICIDAL] (31)

1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 00:06

Pick her up with a large crane

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-11298 00:17

You just have 2 GET her some pretty flowers, then show her where you piss from!

3 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 00:32

Feed her hot cocoa and watch netflix with her?

4 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 00:41

She'll probably pour the hot cocoa in your eye sockets when she sees your viewing history includes that one Clonepa show.

5 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 01:41

A large electromagnet would be the safest way to attract her while minimizing the risk of physical harm

6 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 01:58

One hand on each side of her waist, and lift.

7 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 02:17

>>6
This is NOT the correct method of carrying a human female see:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fireman's_carry

8 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 15:52

Pour dubious liquids into a toilet with her

9 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11299 09:05

Ask her if she wants to see a dead body, then kill yourself in front of her.

10 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11299 20:14

Ask her if you can hold her hand

11 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11300 14:18

Murder her.

12 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11304 09:10

Lace her cocoa with benzoes and take her home in chains

13 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11304 09:57

A harpoon with metal rope attached to the ship

14 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11310 01:57

Try cooking a nice meal for her

15 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11311 08:33

Try cooking her into a nice meal

16 Name: Ether³ : 1993-09-11316 01:28

eat her

17 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11316 07:54

Get on your knees and beg.

18 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11342 17:27

Pull on her pp gently but firmly.

19 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 02:13

Lay a bear trap and use a nice meal as bait

20 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 02:22

Lay a bear trap with a (bara) bear as bait

vc: he

21 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11387 14:05

Spray pig's blood around you and pretend to be injured.

22 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11388 13:45

Become a bear.

23 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 00:00

Bang a saucepan and ladle together while screaming about how cute she is. Follow her everywhere doing this.

24 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 09:25

Break into her house while she's out and nyotaimori yourself on the kitchen table.

25 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11463 04:37

Quote Nietzsche to her. When she laughs at you, pretend you don't understand why.

26 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11463 10:18

Shyly admit to her that you would ask her on a date if it weren't for your mieckness, and ask her if she'd be so kind as to take the initiative.

27 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11463 11:13

Subtly bring up in conversation how much you love getting pegged.

28 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11463 13:51

Get your mittens on, LIFT her, and place her in the snow.
Then let her know that lots of dudes really dig sad girls in snow.

29 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11467 12:16

Spread your tail feathers out as wide as possible, shake them a little to show off the iridescent eyespots, and then scream.

30 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11502 03:09

Use several Kabbalic talismans placed under her door to invoke the celestial soul of Venus and get her to fuck your brains out as you lie dying of dehydration because you drew one stupid line wrong and now she’s an insatiable sex demon rapist.

31 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11503 19:55

Arrange her in a manner so that she glides blissfully through the air.

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