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1 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10624 10:42


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440 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11277 01:32

"Look at this graph" got Donald Trump a DMCA strike, but looking at a graph also saved his life in a split second.
The Nickelback takes away your social life, the Nickelback gives your mortal life.

441 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11277 04:11

After 16 years of being a meme icon, the Dr. Robotnik THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN aka PINGAS Animation Cel has been scanned in the highest quality possible. This is a huge find as this image ALONE defined an entire generation online for internet culture and memes.

442 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11280 05:52

ffmpreg

443 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11282 17:40

He was injured in a fall from a window on Simchat Torah night, following the ritual hakafos dancing, and died almost a year later on Tisha B'av[11] from injuries relating to this fall.

444 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11284 05:01

Dnd Player Kicks DM in the Balls After his Character Dies

445 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11284 22:06

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446 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11285 01:52

The text comes across as highly offensive, hateful, and discriminatory. It is filled with derogatory slurs and makes baseless accusations against a specific religious group. The language used is aggressive and angry, with a clear intention to provoke a strong emotional response from the reader. The author's favorite Touhou character is mentioned seemingly out of context and has no bearing on the overall emotional tone of the text. The use of emotionally charged words, such as "atrocities," "manipulation," and "slimeball tactics," adds to the strongly negative impression that this text conveys. Overall, the text is characterized by an intense emotional hostility that is aimed at a particular group of people, making it highly offensive and inappropriate.

447 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11285 04:09

>>446
I'm guessing this is the result of ChatGPT being asked to analyze the classic "ITT your favorite Touhou characters and why you hate kikes" copypasta, but it reads eerily like a Dwarf Fortress book description.

448 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11288 16:31

Become a biker HAWG
Become a blindfolded, sado-machoism donkey smoking a cigarette JASS
Become a butcher that is asian PHAM
Become a commando M1K3
Become a famous boxer BRUZ
Become a female punk B00B
Become a female with a tatoo on every part of her body TATS
Become a gambling asian MRFU
Become a gangster TFAN
Become a male punk MNKY
Become a nasty corpse J1MM
Become a pimp P1MP
Become a police officer with a higher rank FATT
Become a S.W.A.T. team member 5WAT
Become a street bum B00Z
Become a working female asian HARA
Become Johnson the police officer FUZZ
Become your female boss B1G1
Become your partner ROSA
Become your partner but in lingerie this time HURT_M3

449 Name: vc: liquition : 1993-09-11289 00:22

Elf Girl Peeing Comedy "Where is the Elf Teacher's Toilet?" vol 1 by Chizuna Nakajima

Comedy about an elf girl from a fantasy world starting to work as an apprentice teacher at an all-boys high school. However she faces a big problem: due to her nature as an elf, she can only pee where nature is, rendering her unable to relieve herself on a regular human toilet. Whenever nature calls now, the elf girl is forced to get creative in her efforts to urinate!

450 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11290 20:30

Due to its hugely long half-life, for nearly all applications 209Bi can be treated as non-radioactive. It is much less radioactive than human flesh, so it poses no real radiation hazard.

451 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11291 10:36

the most vocal homophobes are always the ones who eventually are caught with their pants down, enjoying the very gay sex they are publicly denouncing.

452 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11291 19:40

On the morning of 11 March, these men entered the Gate of Montrescu. The first group carried sacks of walnuts and apples, which "accidentally" capsized at the city gate. When French guards grabbed the nuts, the "peasants" produced pistols and overpowered the guards.[6] One guard dropped the gates but it could not close because the "peasants" had unhitched a wagon filled with wood under it.[7] The 500 hidden Spanish infantry and cavalry timed it perfectly to storm into the city.[24] With barely any resistance the city was soon under Spanish control.[22] The people of Amiens still have the nickname walnut eaters after this incident.[25]

453 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11293 12:08

you'll never be one of the top western players talking on kusoplay and posting your scores on royalflare
you'll never own all the touhou plushies
you'll never go to comiket and buy all the touhou pornography straight from fucking japan and KNOW it because you know japanese, maybe translate it for the stupid plebs by charging them commissions and making money
you'll never start a doujin music circle and get nana and 3L on your remixes
you'll never fuck a touhou cosplayer
you'll never be able to get past sakuya on normal in eosd
you will never be with your waifu sakuya
you will never meet ZUN
you will never edge to touhou porn on exhentai for 12 hours with your onahole, before blowing a massive load of cum all over yourself
you will never find an injectable or snortable form of 2hus
you will never live in gensokyo

454 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11293 23:33

"A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision... The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases."

  • John Harvey Kellogg, inventor of Corn Flakes

455 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11296 07:20

This text is a highly explicit and sexual description, centered around a person named Jimin, speculating about what they might be like if they had female genitalia. It describes various physical attributes and imagined characteristics in a way that is both graphic and objectifying.

Here's a breakdown:

Subject: The text imagines a hypothetical scenario involving a person named Jimin.
Content: The description includes detailed and explicit imagery related to female genitalia, including waxing, texture, and function.
Tone: The tone is sexual and graphic, with a focus on physical attributes.

Overall, the text is inappropriate and objectifies the individual by speculating about their body in a graphic manner. Itfs important to approach discussions about individuals with respect and sensitivity.

456 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11296 10:25

former Olympic vault specialist and human meme McKayla Maroney

457 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11296 14:41

Cuckqueans aren't real, take your meds

458 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11297 21:14

Anime aren't cartoons, they are stories told in animated medium native to Japan, the script for these shows can be as complex as anything made for Netflix, also you sound like Lunarians from Touhou Project they also hate everything that's impure, I recommend opening and broadening your horizons now a Doujin game franchise Touhou Project is specifically my recommendation for someone whose knowledgeable about religion and theology and would be interested in reading about different perspectives, especially the ones that are diverse from established Catholic canon, especially the print works and manga which are again not the same as US based comic but more a sort of nineteenth century developed Japanese medium that uses an adapted western form of comic to tell a story which could be silly and cartoonish, perverse and disgusting or as complex and philosophical as theology essays only with characters and fictional setting. You have to also be very open minded because Japanese creators often depict scandalous situations both for comedic purposes as well as to question both our social hypocrisy and social inequality or individual morality without implying support for such actions or activities it serves the purpose of portraying duality in characters a major theme in that culture, and that is why they don't try to avoid bad issues like certain narratives in western media do, another advice is that reading manga and watching anime is like swimming through treacherous waters on a small boat, you really need to know what you're doing and where you want to go, because you can easily get lost, stranded or sink completely. Anime and Manga are a Shinto/Buddhist mass media meant to represent that culture's particular world view, bear that in mind.

459 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11298 10:16

To Rose West, Steve and Mae,

Well Rose it's your birthday on 29 November 1994 and you will be 41 and still beautiful and still lovely and I love you. We will always be in love.

The most wonderful thing in my life was when I met you. Our love is special to us. So, love, keep your promises to me. You know what they are. Where we are put together for ever and ever is up to you. We loved Heather, both of us. I would love Charmaine to be with Heather and Rena.

You will always be Mrs. West, all over the world. That is important to me and to you.

I haven't got you a present, but all I have is my life. I will give it to you, my darling. When you are ready, come to me. I will be waiting for you.

460 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11301 14:32

"Why, I'd be pleasantly surprised if the gritty realistic level geometry I built becomes iconic. I spent a lot of time thoughtfully placing these bombed out cars on this cantilever bridge."

461 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11301 15:53

My girlfriend has a male friend who apparently suffers from some sort of skin issue on his penis where the skin gets dry in the dessert climate we live in. He has to soak it in her vagina 3-5 times a week for anywhere from 10 min to an hour, depending on the humidity that week. Is there some kind of topical cream I can recommend for him so he doesn't need to continue this technique?

462 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11301 16:04

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463 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11301 22:12

I choose to interpret >>462 as a reply to >>461

464 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11306 10:19

I'm just a porn man from a porn family. Sparing his meat, his monstrosity. ~ Easy cum easy go VANILLA I will not let it go - Let it goo VANILLA I will not let it go - Let it goo Will not let it go - Let it goo NO NO OOHOH OH OOOH

465 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11306 13:40

>Did you enjoy your Obon holidays? Japan
> Ukraine has been far from a festive mood for a long time
> I envy you, such a peaceful country

Putin's invasion of Ukraine is not Japan's fault
Japan's Obon holidays have nothing to do with Ukraine

466 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11308 11:07

12-Year-Old Girl Died After Parents Treated eSerious Life-Threateningf Injuries with Smoothies, Say Police

467 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11308 13:59

Then: Hey, never let yourself get blackout drunk at college beer pong and have someone else put it on Facebook. You never know what potential employers will see it, or when scumbags will dig it up for dirt.
Now: he was so real for this he just like me fr

468 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11310 07:01

GNN: EWU Bodycam has released the 2021 Chris Chan bodycam arrest footage.

The arresting officers learn Chris Chan is internet famous after they hear Ethan Ralph hollering in the background while livestreaming the arrest.

469 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11311 05:27

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470 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11317 21:48

a screenshot of dark souls with kid's toys overlaid, because dark souls is a game for babies. just reached anor londo and I've got my +5 baby rattle equipped with the dora the explorer backpack/spiderman lunch box off-hand swap for optimal on the go exploration. my push pop's aren't fully leveled right now but with the cow selected I don't think any enemy up until the stacking towers and spiderman and elsa fight will pose much trouble. game on gamers

471 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11318 06:38

rozen maiden characters getting gigantic breasts as a result of getting addicted to drinking probiotic milk

472 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11319 04:37

Set decorator Cat Mueller portrayed the lust victim after Fincher's assistant said she had the personality and body to portray a dead prostitute. She received $500 for six hours of filming over two days but described being nude in front of Pitt as a perk.

473 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11319 12:34

All western "activists" know is hashtag, draw gay porn, masturbate, and cry

474 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11321 08:24

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475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11321 21:23

female:"gloves"

476 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11321 21:56

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11322 11:08

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478 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11324 02:26

Carries what appears to be an extremely modified RPG-7 rocket launcher, seemingly loaded with a teddy bear for a rocket.

479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11328 18:17

ΉƒOƒƒŠƒA[ƒi

480 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11334 18:50

481 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11336 08:14

The desire for beer was fundamental in the decisive rise of the Neolithic revolution and the development of human civilization.

482 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11336 10:00

And yes, we have another exclusive treat for you subscribers. Here is the "Digital Money Is Real" music video, previously available only with the purchase of our NFT, which was a truly pointless venture and waste of our time and energy, encouraged by a bunch of zealous crypto dorks. https://youtu.be/J0LWepqPPgg

483 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11337 01:52

As a necessary measure, demanded by the need to facilitate the progress of the sacred cause of freedom of the Republic against the machinations of its enemies, the consular government agrees:

1º That no marriage of a European male with an American woman known and reputed as Spanish in the town is to be authorized from the first to the last social class (c) and confinement in Fort Borbón of the European contracting party for ten years and confiscation of their property.

2º That in the case of any European trying to marry an American woman of the expressed Spanish quality and class (c) clandestinely, they will be punished with the same penalties, without prejudice to deciding on the nullity of the marriage thus contracted.

3º That in no secular or ecclesiastical court be admitted petitions or betrothal of European males, even promised by public deed, to women of the aforementioned quality, or on alleged statutory rape in order to force the marriage between such persons, under the same penalties indicated.

4º That European males should not be admitted to baptisms as godparents, nor in the confirmations of children of the aforementioned class; nor be admitted as witnesses of any marriage, under the same penalties. But Europeans can marry Indian, Mixed-blood and Black women.

484 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11338 11:44

Titan Rose speaks of the love he has for Anne as if he's in a Shakespeare play but by far the strangest is Stinkabod's reflection on the time he was a wee lamb. It includes the very moment he was born in as graphic detail as the visual style would allow. It depicts him sucking on his mother's teets in order to grow larger, but it appears he's not the only creature that likes to do that. I'm sure there's a Freudian explanation as to why a pink rabbit is suckling his mother's milk, but I'm too afraid to find out.

485 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11338 12:14

Pele's World Tournament Soccer

• Genre: sports
• Players: 2

The next version of the game about the torment of poor men. The controls and graphics, as in the previous version, are worthless.

486 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11338 12:50

487 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11341 08:59

The Horror of Cow Attacks: eI Told My Husband to Leave Me to Dief

488 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11342 14:34

I'm sitting here going 28+ years of being black, you could say I've gotten really good at it.

489 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11343 20:17

dsanganronpa

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