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1 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10624 10:42


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513 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11367 09:11

Big Natural Tits Wholesome Diligent Husband X Lewd Sleepy Snake Wife

514 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11367 21:28

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515 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11367 21:38

I was a patron of that dismembered slut over there.

516 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11368 02:48

Earn the "Kitten of Discord" Title in #Overwatch2 🐈‍⬛

This exclusive prestige title will only be available at Tier 175 of the Season 13 Battle Pass!

517 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11368 19:30

In almost all cases of external penile duplication, which was typically associated with other congenital abnormalities, surgeons decided to remove the additional penis.

518 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11369 13:36

An investigation by the CBC using the DNA of a Chihuahua showed that the DNA testing that the Mikinaks used was fraudulently producing results showing indigenous ancestry.

519 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11370 10:38

Maid Marian giving robin hood a buttjob

520 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11371 22:13

There's a late 20s/early 30s woman literally making out with a white haired grandpa in front of my desk right now reeeee

Ten minutes ago she was hand feeding him a milkshake

521 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11372 11:14

522 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11373 14:10

The answer is Yes, I had a boyfriend that I did this with multiple timesc at least three occasions that I can remember. Having a penis in my mouth is very soothing, like a pacifier to a baby.

Herefs how it worked: he would lay on his side, and I would spoon around his knees with my head propped up by a pillow so that my face was even with his Cock. We would both be excited by it at the beginning so there was always an initial intense session resulting in an orgasm, and once that was out of the way we would drift off to sleep. He would lose his erection after that first orgasm, allowing me to snuggle up against him and just relax with his limp Cock filling my mouth. While I would gently suckle on him while drifting off, once I was asleep that stopped and my mouth would just hold his Cock while we slept.

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11373 14:54

Huot nyo it yua ch'wuin-piung loi, ts'ein jió mwiàn jió li-hwua k'oi.

524 Name: vc: thawttable : 1993-09-11373 17:37

>>523
Jiek shit shi Jí shie jié, jìi shii, jièi zì jip shii. Shì shiek jié jí!

525 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11373 23:48

A study found that frequent gamers (5+ hours/week) performed cognitively like people 13.7 years younger, while those who played less than 5 hours/week performed as if they were 5.2 years younger. This suggests playing video games might enhance your cognitive abilities, but not your mental health

526 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11374 15:53

most strongly held beliefs involve circular reasoning
AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

527 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11375 10:05

528 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11377 21:34

Girl pooping on man's dick. Watch girl poops on dick on ThisVid, the HD tube site with a largest scat collection.

529 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11378 00:44

Posting a photo of the armadillo your Dwarven Berserker rides, but the profile isn't about fucking the armadillo=OK, but why an armadillo?

530 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11380 13:46

The only Kangaroo in Slovakia, who had been living there for 1.5 years, has been hit and killed by a car

531 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11380 23:41

How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy.

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11382 18:07

Yes, that's right, you've almost certainly always cherished John Williams' jizz, without even realizing it!

Jizz is an integral part of most everyone's Star Wars experience. And yet despite the fact that jizz is everywhere, not much is known about jizz.

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11383 00:46

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534 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11383 00:57

Big tattooed latina slut is stuck in a washing machine

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11383 07:02

When given the chance to address the court prior to his sentencing, DePape, dressed in prison orange and with his brown hair in a ponytail, spoke at length about Sept. 11 being an inside job, his ex-wife being replaced by a body double, and his government-provided attorneys conspiring against him.

gIfm a psychic,h DePape told the court, reading from sheets of paper. gThe more I meditate, the more psychic I get.h

The judge interrupted DePape multiple times to ask if he wanted to address the juryfs verdict or his conduct on the night of the attack, but DePape ignored the offers.

536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11383 09:17

As a Moldovan I can say that I hate my life

537 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11383 17:26

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11385 11:57

Ishmael's worried anticipation of the nature of Queequeg's underwear

539 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11385 18:01

[MARTYRDOM TAPE OF KONATA IZUMI]
The screen lights up, revealing Konata Izumi, her signature blue hair and playful expression instantly recognizable. She sits in her room, surrounded by anime posters, figurines, and snacks. She leans back in her chair, a mischievous grin on her face.

Konata Izumi: "Hey there, everyone! Itfs your favorite otaku, Konata! So, I guess youfre wondering why Ifm making this little video, huh? Well, letfs just say Ifve decided to go out with a bang—like a true anime hero!"

She giggles, twirling a detonator between her fingers.

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11387 10:47

In one prior report on breeding-associated mortality, a tagged territorial male sea otter held a struggling female underwater until her body became limp and then copulated repeatedly with her carcass. Ten months later, this same male was observed with the carcass of another female sea otter. In both cases, the male was swimming, diving, guarding, and copulating with the carcass.

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11387 11:18

Tomar:Yeah what is that like little like falling dust stuff actually mean
Chris: I don't know
Zach:I think it's snow
Chris: It's ash it's fcuking ash
Tomar: Ywah I guess it probably means there's lava through one of those walls
Chris: I don't know
Chris: Tomar you're just saying stuff you don't know and you're gonna get torn apart bro
Tomar: You know what
Chris: You know what.. I'm gonna get CRUCIFIED
Tomar: I think it's a pretty strong theory
Chris:yeah
Zach: that's what donkey says "I'm gonna get crucified"
Chris: and shrek says "no you're not donkey"
Zach: no I'll tell em you're not the son of god our savior, you're not gonna get the cross
Chris: I promise donkey you're not the son of god
Zach:we're not gonna crucify for being a false prophet
Chris: he says I reeeally feel I really feel
Zach:look look I know I know look at my stigmata I know I'm the son of god
Tomar: Eddie Murphy is is..
Zach: He's distressed he's actually distressed
Tomar: he's a stigmata donkey that's my favourite action figure
Zach: I know it's true I know it's true my mother was a virgin

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11387 14:02

44ory@horsefucker.org

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11388 01:19

LOCAL ALERT: Kamala, beloved Asian elephant at National Zoo, euthanized after failing health.

544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11388 11:38

it was at that time that i noticed the cute goth girl working the cash register was actually 50ft tall aquatic reptile from the paleozoic era

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11388 19:26

Stick to old Julia and Jacques on KQED PBS. Its hundreds of hours of free instructionals- Jacques still does short ones on Facebook just for shits and giggles. And they actually go thru steps thoroughly and honestly, who is cuter than my little hobbit boyfriend Jacques Pépin?

Nobody.

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11389 10:40

brown long-eared bat (kemono friends)

547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11390 00:16

The S in DST actually stands for Satanic.

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11390 19:48

Benjamin Hammond Haggerty

549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11391 10:56

Topics considered include the subversive nature of toys, the desolation of the family, the ungenuineness of being genuine, the decay of conversation, the rise of occultism, the use and abuse of semicolons, and the history of tact.

550 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 01:36

Donald Trumpfs transition starts now. Herefs how it will work

551 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 08:00

Seaman was developed by Vivarium. It was conceived and designed by Saito, who originally came up with the concept of a joke when one of his coworkers was creating a tropical fish simulator. When Saito told his wife of the concept, she supported the idea despite considering it gross and strange.

552 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 10:46

>>550
I hope she feels comfortable in her new body

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11396 06:36

Pica​-​Pau (woodpecker)

554 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11397 00:08

Kenji López-Alt Returns From Beef Dimension With New Sear Method Beyond Human Comprehension

555 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11397 18:35

>the parliament votes to scrap DST
>Zelenskyy won't sign

then putin has already won :(

556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11399 12:16

—‘”Á

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11403 10:10

The SEM picture shows the top layer of the skin, known as the epidermis. Its outermost layer is known as the stratum corneum, Latin for "horny layer."

558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11403 12:05

›k

559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11404 18:55

Vostok 1 was Gagarin's only spaceflight, but he served as the backup crew to Soyuz 1, which ended in a fatal crash, killing his friend and fellow cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov. Fearful that a high-level national hero might be killed, Soviet officials banned Gagarin from participating in further spaceflights. After completing training at the Zhukovsky Air Force Engineering Academy in February 1968, he was again allowed to fly regular aircraft. However, Gagarin died five weeks later, when the MiG-15 that he was piloting with flight instructor Vladimir Seryogin crashed near the town of Kirzhach.

(vc: wow)

560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11404 20:24

>>559
There's a conspiracy theory that Gagarin committed suicide. He was badly effected by Komarov's death. The two were very close. Gagarin begged Komarov not to fly and even turned up to the launchpad in full flight gear to try and take his place. He would stay at mission control constantly calling Komarov to troubleshoot the many problems on Soyuz 1. Everyone knew it was a suicide mission but Mishin didn't have the guts to stand up to the party. Another theory is that Gargarin's flight instructor begun vomiting and having chest pains and Yuri opted to stay and try to save him rather than eject.

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11405 21:50

The first one (the ghistoricalh Arthur) is the possibly fictional 6th century Romano-British (aka gWelshh) King or war chief mentioned in some later chronicles, but not by the contemporary Gildas. This is a bit of a problem for the proponents of the thesis of the historical Arthur, because Gildas loved discussing the various Kings of Wales, usually rating them 1-star gwould not be ruled by againh but Gildas may have missed him or mentioned him under another name

562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11406 04:28

A sequel starring The Game, Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz Club, was released in 2006. The film features no returning cast members nor does it have any connection to the previous film.

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