A Nogger weighs 69 grams
Isago finally ate mermaid flesh, dived into the ocean, transformed back into a mermaid, and gave birth to two healthy merbabies.
Writing credits are indicated on back cover by a silver and red sticker covering a misprint. Track 15 is indicated as 4:04 on the back cover, but is 10:29 on the disc. Track 16 is indicated as 1:52 but is 5:23. CD spine contains two small beads: one red, one clear.
Die Nibelungen was among Adolf Hitler's favorite films and Heinrich Hoffmann stated that he watched it with Hitler at least twenty times. Joseph Goebbels initially criticized the film in 1924 as a "typically Jewish concoction" although "the Jew knows how to direct", but later praised it as "the pinnacle of German achievement" by 1929. Hitler and Goebbels considered making a new film adaption with sound or adding sound to the Lang film, but nothing came from either idea.[4]
A beast did his shopping in Leicester. On this occasion, he returned home to his beast of a wife and said, "from now on, I'm gonna do my shopping in nearby Loughborough!"
died at age 57 of complications from an opium enema
This story has been updated to correct the spelling of Evers’ attorney’s first name. It is Colin, not Clin.
I said, “I am Richard Stallman.”
She said, “Oh, I'm sorry!”
I responded, “Don't be sorry, it's fun when that happens.”
When Don Kaye died of a heart attack on January 31, 1975, his role was taken over by his wife Donna Kaye, who remained responsible for accounting, shipping, and the records of the partnership through the summer.
The scholar Paul Kocher interprets the Dwarves' intense secrecy around mithril as an expression of sexual frustration, given that they have very few dwarf-women
I feel weird that I saw it. It felt like a violation of some sort..
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I was a patron of that dismembered slut over there.
Earn the "Kitten of Discord" Title in #Overwatch2 🐈⬛
This exclusive prestige title will only be available at Tier 175 of the Season 13 Battle Pass!
In almost all cases of external penile duplication, which was typically associated with other congenital abnormalities, surgeons decided to remove the additional penis.
An investigation by the CBC using the DNA of a Chihuahua showed that the DNA testing that the Mikinaks used was fraudulently producing results showing indigenous ancestry.
Maid Marian giving robin hood a buttjob
There's a late 20s/early 30s woman literally making out with a white haired grandpa in front of my desk right now reeeee
Ten minutes ago she was hand feeding him a milkshake
The answer is Yes, I had a boyfriend that I did this with multiple times… at least three occasions that I can remember. Having a penis in my mouth is very soothing, like a pacifier to a baby.
Here’s how it worked: he would lay on his side, and I would spoon around his knees with my head propped up by a pillow so that my face was even with his Cock. We would both be excited by it at the beginning so there was always an initial intense session resulting in an orgasm, and once that was out of the way we would drift off to sleep. He would lose his erection after that first orgasm, allowing me to snuggle up against him and just relax with his limp Cock filling my mouth. While I would gently suckle on him while drifting off, once I was asleep that stopped and my mouth would just hold his Cock while we slept.
Huot nyo it yua ch'wuin-piung loi, ts'ein jió mwiàn jió li-hwua k'oi.
>>523
Jiek shit shi Jí shie jié, jìi shii, jièi zì jip shii. Shì shiek jié jí!
A study found that frequent gamers (5+ hours/week) performed cognitively like people 13.7 years younger, while those who played less than 5 hours/week performed as if they were 5.2 years younger. This suggests playing video games might enhance your cognitive abilities, but not your mental health
most strongly held beliefs involve circular reasoning
AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
Girl pooping on man's dick. Watch girl poops on dick on ThisVid, the HD tube site with a largest scat collection.
Posting a photo of the armadillo your Dwarven Berserker rides, but the profile isn't about fucking the armadillo=OK, but why an armadillo?
The only Kangaroo in Slovakia, who had been living there for 1.5 years, has been hit and killed by a car
How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy.
Yes, that's right, you've almost certainly always cherished John Williams' jizz, without even realizing it!
Jizz is an integral part of most everyone's Star Wars experience. And yet despite the fact that jizz is everywhere, not much is known about jizz.
觀自在菩薩行深般若波羅蜜多時照見五薀皆空度一切苦厄
舍利子色不異空空不異包包即是空空即是包受想行識亦復如是
舍利子是諸法空相不生不滅不垢不淨不増不減
是故空中無色無受想行識無眼耳鼻舌身意無包聲香味觸法無眼界乃至無意識界
無無明亦無無明盡乃至無老死亦無老死盡無苦集滅道無智亦無得
以無所得故菩提薩埵依般若波羅蜜多故心無罜礙無罜礙故無有恐怖遠離顛倒夢想究竟涅（股／木）
三世諸佛依股若波羅蜜多故得阿耨多羅三（蕏－者＋艮）三菩提
故知般若波羅蜜多是大神呪是大明咒是無上呪是無等等呪能除一切苦真實不虛故
說股若波羅蜜多咒即說呪曰
揭諦揭諦 般羅揭諦 般羅僧揭諦菩提莎婆呵
股若多心経
Big tattooed latina slut is stuck in a washing machine
When given the chance to address the court prior to his sentencing, DePape, dressed in prison orange and with his brown hair in a ponytail, spoke at length about Sept. 11 being an inside job, his ex-wife being replaced by a body double, and his government-provided attorneys conspiring against him.
“I’m a psychic,” DePape told the court, reading from sheets of paper. “The more I meditate, the more psychic I get.”
The judge interrupted DePape multiple times to ask if he wanted to address the jury’s verdict or his conduct on the night of the attack, but DePape ignored the offers.
As a Moldovan I can say that I hate my life
Ishmael's worried anticipation of the nature of Queequeg's underwear
[MARTYRDOM TAPE OF KONATA IZUMI]
The screen lights up, revealing Konata Izumi, her signature blue hair and playful expression instantly recognizable. She sits in her room, surrounded by anime posters, figurines, and snacks. She leans back in her chair, a mischievous grin on her face.
Konata Izumi: "Hey there, everyone! It’s your favorite otaku, Konata! So, I guess you’re wondering why I’m making this little video, huh? Well, let’s just say I’ve decided to go out with a bang—like a true anime hero!"
She giggles, twirling a detonator between her fingers.
In one prior report on breeding-associated mortality, a tagged territorial male sea otter held a struggling female underwater until her body became limp and then copulated repeatedly with her carcass. Ten months later, this same male was observed with the carcass of another female sea otter. In both cases, the male was swimming, diving, guarding, and copulating with the carcass.
Tomar:Yeah what is that like little like falling dust stuff actually mean
Chris: I don't know
Zach:I think it's snow
Chris: It's ash it's fcuking ash
Tomar: Ywah I guess it probably means there's lava through one of those walls
Chris: I don't know
Chris: Tomar you're just saying stuff you don't know and you're gonna get torn apart bro
Tomar: You know what
Chris: You know what.. I'm gonna get CRUCIFIED
Tomar: I think it's a pretty strong theory
Chris:yeah
Zach: that's what donkey says "I'm gonna get crucified"
Chris: and shrek says "no you're not donkey"
Zach: no I'll tell em you're not the son of god our savior, you're not gonna get the cross
Chris: I promise donkey you're not the son of god
Zach:we're not gonna crucify for being a false prophet
Chris: he says I reeeally feel I really feel
Zach:look look I know I know look at my stigmata I know I'm the son of god
Tomar: Eddie Murphy is is..
Zach: He's distressed he's actually distressed
Tomar: he's a stigmata donkey that's my favourite action figure
Zach: I know it's true I know it's true my mother was a virgin
44ory@horsefucker.org
LOCAL ALERT: Kamala, beloved Asian elephant at National Zoo, euthanized after failing health.
it was at that time that i noticed the cute goth girl working the cash register was actually 50ft tall aquatic reptile from the paleozoic era
Stick to old Julia and Jacques on KQED PBS. Its hundreds of hours of free instructionals- Jacques still does short ones on Facebook just for shits and giggles. And they actually go thru steps thoroughly and honestly, who is cuter than my little hobbit boyfriend Jacques Pépin?
Nobody.
brown long-eared bat (kemono friends)
The S in DST actually stands for Satanic.
Benjamin Hammond Haggerty
Topics considered include the subversive nature of toys, the desolation of the family, the ungenuineness of being genuine, the decay of conversation, the rise of occultism, the use and abuse of semicolons, and the history of tact.
Donald Trump’s transition starts now. Here’s how it will work
Seaman was developed by Vivarium. It was conceived and designed by Saito, who originally came up with the concept of a joke when one of his coworkers was creating a tropical fish simulator. When Saito told his wife of the concept, she supported the idea despite considering it gross and strange.
Pica-Pau (woodpecker)
Kenji López-Alt Returns From Beef Dimension With New Sear Method Beyond Human Comprehension
>the parliament votes to scrap DST
>Zelenskyy won't sign
then putin has already won :(
雀卵斑
The SEM picture shows the top layer of the skin, known as the epidermis. Its outermost layer is known as the stratum corneum, Latin for "horny layer."
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Vostok 1 was Gagarin's only spaceflight, but he served as the backup crew to Soyuz 1, which ended in a fatal crash, killing his friend and fellow cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov. Fearful that a high-level national hero might be killed, Soviet officials banned Gagarin from participating in further spaceflights. After completing training at the Zhukovsky Air Force Engineering Academy in February 1968, he was again allowed to fly regular aircraft. However, Gagarin died five weeks later, when the MiG-15 that he was piloting with flight instructor Vladimir Seryogin crashed near the town of Kirzhach.
(vc: wow)
>>559
There's a conspiracy theory that Gagarin committed suicide. He was badly effected by Komarov's death. The two were very close. Gagarin begged Komarov not to fly and even turned up to the launchpad in full flight gear to try and take his place. He would stay at mission control constantly calling Komarov to troubleshoot the many problems on Soyuz 1. Everyone knew it was a suicide mission but Mishin didn't have the guts to stand up to the party. Another theory is that Gargarin's flight instructor begun vomiting and having chest pains and Yuri opted to stay and try to save him rather than eject.
The first one (the “historical” Arthur) is the possibly fictional 6th century Romano-British (aka “Welsh”) King or war chief mentioned in some later chronicles, but not by the contemporary Gildas. This is a bit of a problem for the proponents of the thesis of the historical Arthur, because Gildas loved discussing the various Kings of Wales, usually rating them 1-star “would not be ruled by again” but Gildas may have missed him or mentioned him under another name
A sequel starring The Game, Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz Club, was released in 2006. The film features no returning cast members nor does it have any connection to the previous film.
When a person is on the toilet, moving bowels, they are in a particularly vulnerable position. They are exposing parts of their body that are usually covered up, which leaves them susceptible to harm. Especially in ancient times, when sitting down while performing this bodily function could have left individuals defenseless and caught off guard, making them an easy target for attacks. No wonder, many assassins chose to strike when their victims were in this particular state of defenselessness. Let us look at some famous assassinations from the past executed in the toilet.
Laws may prohibit dwarf-tossing implicitly, but there are not explicit laws preventing a consenting dwarf from being "tossed".
you can't be anti imperialist and lust over white women
"Neonatal head" means a rounder jaw because jaw and midface are what differentiate an adult face with child's. OP's image has a perfectly formed jaw and midface too, the only reason you perceive it as young is because the big doe eyes covered the midface and thus give an impression of being younger than it is. If you take Misato and enlarge her eyes she will look "neonatal" too.
>>568
It causes me to wonder if the quotation marks are earned snarks or if the remark itself is the one catachrestically using neonatal to mean neotenous, but since the argument is had on Twitter 100 times a day every day, I'm really looking to get away from it rather than look for it.
steely dizzle fo shizzle
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Grants reversed clerical spells.
Tako to ama, an erotic ukiyo-e by the Japanese artist Hokusai. Translation by James Heaton and Toyoshima Mizuho, ‘Erotic Expression in Shunga‘, Kyoto Journal 18, 1991: LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your “bobo” is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I’ll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. “Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu…” MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! yes… it’s…there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able…!? Ooh! “yoyoyooh, saa… hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu….” LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to interwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. “Nura nura doku doku doku…” MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I’ve vanished….!!!!!! SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I’ll suck some more. “chyu chyu..”
Oh, I had an epic series planned back in 2021. I obtained all the original D&D books (including Chainmail) and was going to write about them in Part 1, then write about an actual tabletop session that I had lined up with a professional dungeon master. But the professional DM decided he didn't like me for political reasons and canceled the session.
You meet a peasant girl delivering eggs to the monastery's kitchen. The game has you automatically violate her, without even a role-playing choice, and consequently lose all your virtue.
Deodorizing Effect of Coriander on the Offensive Odor of the Porcine Large Intestine
From a real world standpoint, this would be like if Sweden abruptly invaded Norway (with the full support and consent of the United States) with the intent of killing literally every Norwegian. But the prince of Norway survives, escapes to the Middle East where he promptly becomes the Chosen One warrior king of the Mujahadeen, takes over OPEC, and threatens to nuke the world’s oil reserves unless he’s immediately declared to be the lawful president of the United States.
At this point, I would expect far, far more than 120 million casualties in the abject chaos which ensues.
Max Gluckman noted in his acclaimed 1956 book “Custom and Conflict in Africa,” the payment of cattle from one social group to another is considered a man’s act for a marriage contract. If a man dies and has no sons, one of his daughters may be appointed to become a man and continue his line. Therefore, if a woman has cattle, she can use them to marry another woman and live as a man, being the social father to any children of that marriage (the wife is permitted to be impregnated by other men). At the same time, this same man/woman may be someone else’s wife and have children for her husband. In such a case, he/she could be the father of some children in the village, and the mother of other children. Gluckman states this arrangement existed in many tribes in Southeast Africa, without specifics.
Tbf there are people who have met their spouses on here, of you post enough anime and Christianity it will eventually work out
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But where's the genre for catholic priests who need a quick fap before bedtime? Those who need to choke the bishop to some tender, underdeveloped ass? Well, I have news for you! No longer may the pedo priest suffer in silence. No longer may they settle for lolitas. For almost like divine providence, they've been blessed with this modern masterpiece, Boku no Pico!
The backpack recovered by the NYPD that allegedly belonged to the suspect wanted in the shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, only had two items inside: a Tommy Hilfiger jacket and Monopoly money, sources with knowledge of the ongoing investigation told
Unlike squamates, but similar to the majority of birds, the tuatara lacks a penis. This is a secondary loss, as a penis or squamate-like hemipenes were probably present in the last common ancestor of rhynchocephalians and squamates.
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"Putin where the fuck are you there are Jihadists at the gates of Damascus"
"Another day another empty village taken in my 3 day special operation"
That's a good question. The instructions say: "If your vision drops below zero, you will be unable to see the walls of the medical center. If your hearing drops below zero, you will be unable to recognize any diseases. If your musculo-skeletal system drops below zero, you will be unable to move. If your reproductive reserve drops below zero, you will be sterile." But you're right--what affect would that have on the game? The only way to see would be to play long enough to get hit by specific diseases.
You are most aligned with Presbyterian & Three-Self Patriotic Movement beliefs at 85%.
The name "Anal Bar" would likely not be a suitable or appealing choice for a chocolate ice cream product.
The name "Anal Bar" would likely not be a suitable or appealing choice for a chocolate ice cream product.
The name "Anal Bar" would likely not be a suitable or appealing choice for a chocolate ice cream product.
I suppose spooning was unknown in Babylon.
Able church administrator, preacher; theological author; constructed early commodity price index (1440 vs. 1700)
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Manga - transforming into little girl
NTR Knight’s Story – I Fight Without Knowing That My Beloved People Are Being Fucked [v1.3]