( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inside-out mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Missed 2GETs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Drakengard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) they're going to eat that poor baby in the grandpa thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...and they're not planning to give me a piece.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Aww.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) CAPSLOCK
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unnecessarily complex interfaces
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That time when I lost my left mitten and my hand was cold.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting it back warmed my hand, but the feeling of terror never went away.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Moe manga/anime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) XBox 360...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) Wii...
( - _-) ...I don't actually like mittens all that much...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) When Nintendo makes their new handheld, they can call it the Wee Wii!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) oh, that's terrible
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to smile at >>16's joke, but I just don't feel up to it.
( ˃ -˂) WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Credit cards...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loneley kittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Chuck Jones directing Tom and Jerry...
おまえら馬鹿かｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
日本語しゃべれよｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
凶360とかｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ誰でももってるだろｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
おまえら人様の国のモノぱくってんじぇねぇｗｗｗｗｗ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>22's annoying use of wwwwwwwww for no discernable reason... I mean, we know the Xbox is evil and all, clever, but it's not that funny...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ..feelings bad squid..
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sexual harrassment panda.
( - _-) I can't believe that I host image boards. If my family and friends found out, I'd be so ashamed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shizuru from the ever popular and wondeful mai whatever shows.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having lots of free time but no money or friends
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having lots of money and friends but no free time
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having no money, no friends and no free time
Back pain....
Medical complications from painkillers...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) God, I can't even be bothered.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some jerk said I look like a chicken.
( - _-) not being able to eat chicken for dinner today.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some jerk said I look like a child.
(ﾟ -ﾟ ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) uh oh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Posting on the Love & Romance board...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) While your hands are tied behind your back...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They made me sound like Scooby Doo in the cartoon...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They turned Roll into an unattractive Barbie doll with a blender instead of a gun.
...
( -_-)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She was strangled.
( -_-) It was a mess.
( >_<) It still doesn't right the horrible, horrible wrong.
( ＞_＜) No matter how hard I try I can't forget.
( >_<) There was neither toilet paper nor paper towels.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a huge amount of credit card debt.
( ?? -??) Not being able to see the characters in this thread correctly, because they are not in iso-8859-1.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When I tried making condenced soup and with out thinking through away the can before I added the water.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Post happy things is running out of steam. I doubt this thread will get far from 50GET itself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) it's raining out but there's no thunder or lightning.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) September just doesn't end. Will Grandpa ever wake up again?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You work until you get old, and being old sucks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't even muster the enthusiasm to bump this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was sick all day with a cold, and it's Sunday. What a waste.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My grandma is dying
(´･ω･`) I'm sad because no one posts to my thread in general anymore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's this creep in the happy things thread
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm unhappy about creeps.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They make my stomach hurt.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They make my head queasy
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They make my intestines writhe like agitated rattlesnakes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They stole my name.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They forgot to remove the space from my Name box.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I suffer from Hikikomori.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Internet is still serious business, but it is now being outsourced to Australia.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) open running sores.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Running open source.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...and jokes from the bottom of the obvious bag.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Conversing with Captain Obvious
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ☠
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grandpa sploded
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A peice of glass-like taco shell from Taco Bell got stuck in my throat earlier today.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I never ever get what I want, so I just stopped wanting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm a tripfag, so I can't enjoy the new anonymous name benefits.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>76, so I he won't enjoy the new anonymous name benefits.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being to understand the meaning conveyed in poorly worded posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I do not have money to buy meal to my children. Forgive me please.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If only I had not spent so much on mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...I'm $60,000 in debt and I don't have a job...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Instead of a bed...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have a huge mitten pile!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My back hurts every morning.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If only I had more money, I could buy more mittens...
（ ｀ハ´) Hello...whoever you are.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Hello. You should be aware that there's only so much I'm willing to do for mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually, that's not true. I'll do ANYTHING for mittens.
( - _-) I'm a sick man...
(ﾟ -ﾟ = ﾟ -ﾟ) er, i mean little girl! LITTLE GIRL!
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) My evil scheme went tits up.
( - _-) Unfortunately, no actual tits were involved.
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ HELLO! THIS IS A THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ AN INTERNET THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ YOU POST UNHAPPY THINGS IN THIS THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ AN UNHAPPY INTERNET THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ AN UNHAPPY THREAD! ON THE INTERNET!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ HELLOOOOOOOO!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Noisy people suck.
（ ｀ハ´）I can't think of what to do for my next thread.