( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inside-out mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) sad people
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 200 GETs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wow. that's almost as sad as flat diet pepsi.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) IAA is still completely dead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm down to my last oreo.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm also down to my last euro.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm also down to my last 百万円
( ﾟ -ﾟ) MSDN examples
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fursecutionists.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Overzealous furries
頭脳は子供。見た目はおじさん
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The sobering realization that once you know how dumb the average person is, half of the entire human race is dumber than that.
>>211
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "Brains are children. Appearance is an uncle."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... I don't get it.
>>214 The brain of a child, the appearance of an old man.
( ﾟ oﾟ) ooooohhhhhhhhh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That makes more sense.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that people like >>213 don't know the difference between a median and a mean.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that people like >>217 don't know what "average" means.
http://m-w.com/dictionary/average
> 1 a : a single value (as a mean, mode, or median) that summarizes or represents the general significance of a set of unequal values
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insult threads.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm never going to sleep now. My girlfriend has been complaining of swelling in her right eye recently. She came onto msn messenger just then saying "MY EYE! IT POPPED!" without having informed me beforehand that she saw a doc and he said it was just a stye. So here's me thinking that her fucking eye burst and I almost had a heart attack, I'm too young to have a heart attack! ;-;
( ﾟ -ﾟ) almost being asleep and then feeling a huge spider walk across my face.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) friend gives naruto, bleach and other shit anime after telling he downloaded some kick-ass anime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fist of the North Star 2.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who bothered watching Fist of the North Star 2.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) insults
( ﾟ -ﾟ) hirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperators
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the heck is a hirozontal
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who used to pay for opera
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who like anime more than manga.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who like the manga adaptation of Eureka SeveN more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who like ghibli.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't like ghibli.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Self paradoxes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) summer school.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sweating in my computer chair.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that not alot of people liked the Fate/Stay Night anime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that the forum invasion of http://becauseitswinter.com was nipped in the bud by apathy and sloth.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) PPGZ sucked.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm happy someone agrees with me on PPGZ!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Though, Maybe it was wrong of me to expect better animation. Magical Girl anime..
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm afraid nobody will like http://www.anonib.com/mittens/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm afraid of the person who doesn't like http://www.anonib.com/mittens/
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://becauseitswinter.com/viewforum.php?f=6 is the 4-ch to http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ iichan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) was http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ even necessary?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like http://www.anonib.com/dqndqnlol/index.php?b=1!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like internet marketing
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like happy things in unhappy threads.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like happy things at all, really.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) vikipetan.
(・ω・) I was Mittens all along. Those were the best days of my life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like this guy at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) mondays... yet again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The MUGEN community: http://randomselect.i-xcell.com/forum/index.php?topic=1659.0
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And honestly, MUGEN itself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my girlfriend was abused by her father...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I abused my father with help from my girlfriend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My girlfriend robbed a liquor store to feed her father abuse habit
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A liquor story abused my father.
Spandam-chan got fired in the face hard by Sogeking ( http://groups.msn.com/onepiecemangav-2/chapter419.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=8591 ).
He was beating up Robin before that again while proclaiming his love for a guy who looks like my seventh-grade math teacher (who was a woman).
I'm also having dinner in six minutes. :-P
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) external links.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who think it's okay to pick their nose when they don't think anyone is watching.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It isn't.
People getting depressed by external links.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 1000-san is still dead...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living in Australia.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) because its winter here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living in Alaska.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) because its always winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, no... commercials...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck, they played the same commercial twice in a row.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spelling mod with an extra D is pretty weird...
ミト━━━━━━⊂( ﾟ -ﾟ)⊃━━━━━━ン!!!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Abused mittens
（; ´_⊃｀） when jisaku jien like >>273 don't understand my authority
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./ ,' 3 `ヽｰっ
l ⊃ ⌒_つ
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ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) I like this thread!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the fact that i'll never have sex....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the mittens imageboard is down...
The Mittens guy.
My former chorus teacher who tried to cram all those kids onto those risers during the crappy finale in her concert, and failed, so she crammed the rest in front of the stage, and wasted about two hours while doing this.
One of my friends on IRC rarely ever visits anymore.
How unavailable turd hats are in real life when they could help point out the poopheads and real-life Kusosure guys for me and make my life a bit easier.
The Mittens guy.
Bras.
Knowing that I'll probably get flamed for listing "the mittens guy" twice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The flash thingy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread being bumped
( ﾟ -ﾟ) no SJIS text rendering in my irc client
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Not stealing Grandpa's money
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This board has really gone to the dogs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's so sad...
( ﾟ¬ﾟ) Gurochan
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm hungry. I need bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm lonely I need kittens and shit like that.
I just puked due to nothing but cold fear for the first fucking time in my life. /B/ I think I am fucked for the rest of my life now, I cant believe what I did today, what I was fucking DOING just a few hours ago! I'm locked In my room right now paranoid as hell, afraid of turning on the TV and I don't wanna look at my parents or anyone who has ever been nice to me ever again. I can barely even appreciate the fucking irony that 4chan was actually partly responsible for today. This is not pasta but I seriously dont know wtf anyone here could say to help me so I don't know if I am asking for advise either. I'm kinda hoping at least one of you sick fuckers has ruined some lives in the past and can relate and maybe calm me down.
Whatever, to keep the intro bullshit short I'll just say that I have been a /b/ tard and a weaboo for a couple of years now and in that time aquired a liking (if not obsession) with loli. I never Fukken saved any real CP (and never seen that much to begin with) but I did fantasize about loli encounters kinda often. Now I have few friends but since most of us just kinda hanged out in high school we don't really share the same interests. One of them who I get to see the most has never been all that into anime despite all the DVDs and shit I have lent to him over the years. I had shown him /b/ a few times but he never got interested, until early this year when we were talking about how young a girl we would fuck given the chance and seeing how he had no qualms with underaged girl I showed him a bunch of loli manga and color images I had as well as the then active /l/.
The motherfucker was really into it right of the bat, I was really surprised consireing he had always gone for more mature women when watching real porn, but he was really digging it and made it clear he was gonna look up more when he got home. Now normally this would be nothing special, but soon after this he told me he had started browsing loli stuff daily and even confessed to having some real CP. Like a good friend I just told him to be careful with that shit and left it at that. But in the following months whenever talk turned to women he would tell me about some new video he had seen and offer to show me (I usually declined.) I don't know how he was getting so much, but it was clear he was in deep and I was getting a little freaked out so we would not hang out nearly as often. As far as I know he never told anything about this to our mutual friends.And thus we come to today and I wish I had had diarrea or some shit and stayed the fuck home. I was bored after some quick morning web browsing and decided to go see this friend (I'll call him Bill from now on) since he had told me last time we talked that he had bought that zombie game for the 360 and I wanted to check it out. So I drive up to his place (like 5 mins from mine) and am surprised seeing his door is locked. Now see, he lives with his mother (who works in the military and is often out of states for several days) and she can be a little obsessive compulsive and a safety freak and ever since I have known him he has almost always made a point of not locking the door just to mess with her. Anyhow, I knock loudly and now there comes some noise from inside followed by some runing around while I wait and wonder if I came at a bad time.
Finally he goes "who is it?" hoarsely from behind the door. I said its me and wtf is the matter so he opens up and I come in. Fucker was sweating like a pig and looking at me weird, I asked him about the game and he almost immediately answered that he had lent it to someone. It was obvious he didn't want me there and it occured to me that maybe he had actually gotten a girlfriend (that he hadn't paid for) and I had just interrupted them. And this makes me glance down at him and I see the fucker has a hard on the size of texas under his jeans. Now I kinda start to appologize and give him a "god job" grin and I guess he just thought I was on to what was really happening and suddenly he lightens up, breathes in and says "come in here, its fucking awsome" and locks the door before leading me to his room.
His room is always a mess so walk all the way in before it registers that there is someone else there. And then I saw he, there was a fucking little girl lying naked on his bed with a pillow over her face. She was on her back and was using her hands to furiously press the pillow against her head. I was so stunned I didn't even gasp or say anything as he wlaked over to her and said "you can stop that now, you are gonna see him anyhow." At this point he tugged the pillow away to reveal a genuinely beautiful, if very moist face from what I gues was tears. She could not have been older than 10, had dark staright red hair down to her shoulders and freckles like she had just come out of some 50's kids show. She seemed to be trying to calm down a little unntil she actually looked around and saw me. Her dark brown eyes teared up immediately and she backed against the bed's headboard and began crying uncontrollably. As this happened I began freaking out and screaming at Bill asking what the fuck had he done and just throwing every insult I knew at him.