( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inside-out mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insult threads.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm never going to sleep now. My girlfriend has been complaining of swelling in her right eye recently. She came onto msn messenger just then saying "MY EYE! IT POPPED!" without having informed me beforehand that she saw a doc and he said it was just a stye. So here's me thinking that her fucking eye burst and I almost had a heart attack, I'm too young to have a heart attack! ;-;
( ﾟ -ﾟ) almost being asleep and then feeling a huge spider walk across my face.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) friend gives naruto, bleach and other shit anime after telling he downloaded some kick-ass anime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fist of the North Star 2.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who bothered watching Fist of the North Star 2.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) insults
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) the heck is a hirozontal
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who used to pay for opera
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who like anime more than manga.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who like the manga adaptation of Eureka SeveN more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who like ghibli.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't like ghibli.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Self paradoxes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) summer school.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sweating in my computer chair.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that not alot of people liked the Fate/Stay Night anime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that the forum invasion of http://becauseitswinter.com was nipped in the bud by apathy and sloth.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) PPGZ sucked.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm happy someone agrees with me on PPGZ!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Though, Maybe it was wrong of me to expect better animation. Magical Girl anime..
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm afraid nobody will like http://www.anonib.com/mittens/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm afraid of the person who doesn't like http://www.anonib.com/mittens/
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://becauseitswinter.com/viewforum.php?f=6 is the 4-ch to http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ iichan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) was http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ even necessary?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like http://www.anonib.com/dqndqnlol/index.php?b=1!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like internet marketing
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like happy things in unhappy threads.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like happy things at all, really.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) vikipetan.
(・ω・) I was Mittens all along. Those were the best days of my life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like this guy at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) mondays... yet again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The MUGEN community: http://randomselect.i-xcell.com/forum/index.php?topic=1659.0
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And honestly, MUGEN itself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my girlfriend was abused by her father...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I abused my father with help from my girlfriend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My girlfriend robbed a liquor store to feed her father abuse habit
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A liquor story abused my father.
Spandam-chan got fired in the face hard by Sogeking ( http://groups.msn.com/onepiecemangav-2/chapter419.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=8591 ).
He was beating up Robin before that again while proclaiming his love for a guy who looks like my seventh-grade math teacher (who was a woman).
I'm also having dinner in six minutes. :-P
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) external links.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who think it's okay to pick their nose when they don't think anyone is watching.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It isn't.
People getting depressed by external links.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 1000-san is still dead...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living in Australia.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) because its winter here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living in Alaska.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) because its always winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, no... commercials...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck, they played the same commercial twice in a row.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spelling mod with an extra D is pretty weird...
ミト━━━━━━⊂( ﾟ -ﾟ)⊃━━━━━━ン!!!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Abused mittens
（; ´_⊃｀） when jisaku jien like >>273 don't understand my authority
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ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) I like this thread!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the fact that i'll never have sex....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the mittens imageboard is down...
The Mittens guy.
My former chorus teacher who tried to cram all those kids onto those risers during the crappy finale in her concert, and failed, so she crammed the rest in front of the stage, and wasted about two hours while doing this.
One of my friends on IRC rarely ever visits anymore.
How unavailable turd hats are in real life when they could help point out the poopheads and real-life Kusosure guys for me and make my life a bit easier.
The Mittens guy.
Bras.
Knowing that I'll probably get flamed for listing "the mittens guy" twice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The flash thingy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread being bumped
( ﾟ -ﾟ) no SJIS text rendering in my irc client
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Not stealing Grandpa's money
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This board has really gone to the dogs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's so sad...
( ﾟ¬ﾟ) Gurochan
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm hungry. I need bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm lonely I need kittens and shit like that.
I just puked due to nothing but cold fear for the first fucking time in my life. /B/ I think I am fucked for the rest of my life now, I cant believe what I did today, what I was fucking DOING just a few hours ago! I'm locked In my room right now paranoid as hell, afraid of turning on the TV and I don't wanna look at my parents or anyone who has ever been nice to me ever again. I can barely even appreciate the fucking irony that 4chan was actually partly responsible for today. This is not pasta but I seriously dont know wtf anyone here could say to help me so I don't know if I am asking for advise either. I'm kinda hoping at least one of you sick fuckers has ruined some lives in the past and can relate and maybe calm me down.
Whatever, to keep the intro bullshit short I'll just say that I have been a /b/ tard and a weaboo for a couple of years now and in that time aquired a liking (if not obsession) with loli. I never Fukken saved any real CP (and never seen that much to begin with) but I did fantasize about loli encounters kinda often. Now I have few friends but since most of us just kinda hanged out in high school we don't really share the same interests. One of them who I get to see the most has never been all that into anime despite all the DVDs and shit I have lent to him over the years. I had shown him /b/ a few times but he never got interested, until early this year when we were talking about how young a girl we would fuck given the chance and seeing how he had no qualms with underaged girl I showed him a bunch of loli manga and color images I had as well as the then active /l/.
The motherfucker was really into it right of the bat, I was really surprised consireing he had always gone for more mature women when watching real porn, but he was really digging it and made it clear he was gonna look up more when he got home. Now normally this would be nothing special, but soon after this he told me he had started browsing loli stuff daily and even confessed to having some real CP. Like a good friend I just told him to be careful with that shit and left it at that. But in the following months whenever talk turned to women he would tell me about some new video he had seen and offer to show me (I usually declined.) I don't know how he was getting so much, but it was clear he was in deep and I was getting a little freaked out so we would not hang out nearly as often. As far as I know he never told anything about this to our mutual friends.And thus we come to today and I wish I had had diarrea or some shit and stayed the fuck home. I was bored after some quick morning web browsing and decided to go see this friend (I'll call him Bill from now on) since he had told me last time we talked that he had bought that zombie game for the 360 and I wanted to check it out. So I drive up to his place (like 5 mins from mine) and am surprised seeing his door is locked. Now see, he lives with his mother (who works in the military and is often out of states for several days) and she can be a little obsessive compulsive and a safety freak and ever since I have known him he has almost always made a point of not locking the door just to mess with her. Anyhow, I knock loudly and now there comes some noise from inside followed by some runing around while I wait and wonder if I came at a bad time.
Finally he goes "who is it?" hoarsely from behind the door. I said its me and wtf is the matter so he opens up and I come in. Fucker was sweating like a pig and looking at me weird, I asked him about the game and he almost immediately answered that he had lent it to someone. It was obvious he didn't want me there and it occured to me that maybe he had actually gotten a girlfriend (that he hadn't paid for) and I had just interrupted them. And this makes me glance down at him and I see the fucker has a hard on the size of texas under his jeans. Now I kinda start to appologize and give him a "god job" grin and I guess he just thought I was on to what was really happening and suddenly he lightens up, breathes in and says "come in here, its fucking awsome" and locks the door before leading me to his room.
His room is always a mess so walk all the way in before it registers that there is someone else there. And then I saw he, there was a fucking little girl lying naked on his bed with a pillow over her face. She was on her back and was using her hands to furiously press the pillow against her head. I was so stunned I didn't even gasp or say anything as he wlaked over to her and said "you can stop that now, you are gonna see him anyhow." At this point he tugged the pillow away to reveal a genuinely beautiful, if very moist face from what I gues was tears. She could not have been older than 10, had dark staright red hair down to her shoulders and freckles like she had just come out of some 50's kids show. She seemed to be trying to calm down a little unntil she actually looked around and saw me. Her dark brown eyes teared up immediately and she backed against the bed's headboard and began crying uncontrollably. As this happened I began freaking out and screaming at Bill asking what the fuck had he done and just throwing every insult I knew at him.
All Bill did was to calmly walk over to the girl and sit next to her. He then began playing with her tiny rspberry colored nipples and trying to roughly cup the puffiness that would one day become her breasts as she continued to sob. Suddenly I saw his muslces tense and he began to squeeze her rather hard before coldly saying "stop crying right now." There was a look of immense fear and pain on her face as she tried to hold back the tears and began choking slighly and trembling even more than she had been up to then. Bill looked up at me with a wide smile and said "we have been playing for like 3 hours when you got here, I want to fuck her one last time and then we can drop her off." I was still having a hard time understanding what was happening so I just hissed "where did you get her?" and turned my eyes back at the little girl whose fragile body was being groped all over by my friend. He quickly told me that after work today (he works putting various furniture together at a warehouse, since weekends are overtime and he goes every day its good money) while driving around the area looking for some small store where to grab a bite to eat he saw this girl wondering about right outside one of the werehouses, completely alone but keeping close to the backdoor where she must have exited from. He then said "I just figured what the fuck, now or never and just drove right up to where she was, put the car on park and grabbed her before she could get back inside." He said he told her he'd kill her if she screamed and the wrapped his work shirt around her head and ordered her to lie on the backseat.
Obviously my mind is going completely apeshit at this point and all I can think about is how do I get the fuck away. I instictively back away from him and the girl while he looks down at her and begins sliding his hand between her legs but he looks right back up at me and tells me "don't go anywhere, the fun is right here" but in the coldest voice I have ever heard him use. Now this guy isn't big, but he does work out every week unlike me and having seen him spar with some buddies I know he could knock me out cold if he wanted to. As if that wasn't enough all I could think about as he said it was that he had a gun somewhere. I had not seen it since we had gone camping over a year ago, but I knew he had one and it terrified me. I was so fucking scared right there, I wanted to just run away and get the cops but I had a feeling I wouldn't make it. The fact that he had just kidnaped and raped a little girl pretty much threw everything I had assumed I knew about him out the window. All I could do was nod and get closer.
A horrible crime was happening right in front of me, I can't even imagine what the poor girl must have been thinking, but even despite it al I realized that the intense pain in my crotch was from the raging boner trying to get out. As if he could read my mind (or at least that part of it) Bill gestured for me to come closer and then told me to sit on the bed. I did as he said and before I knew it he liftre the girl up and sat her right against me. I was still afraid as fuck but now I desperately wanted to touch and to explore that beautiful you body that had been so pure and innocent just a few hours before. Bill pulled her down slighly and kneeling by the bed said "go on man, feel those tits, get her wet for me" and then proceed to roughly spread her tiny pussy and began licking her up. I felt like throwing up, but at the same time I was hornier than I had ever been in my whole life and without overthinkling it I put my hands on her chest and began to gently massage it. I tried caressing her belly but my hands kept wondering upwards until I settled on pinching her cute little nipples while slinding myself against her so my crotch would bump against her butt. Her barely audible sobbing now mingled with half choking moans of pleasure and I felt I was about to cum right there.Bill however had other ideas having gotten tired of eating her out he roughtly grabbed her and laid her on her chest next to me before positioning himself behind her and beggining to play with her perfect little round ass. I just sat there as he played with her until he moved closer to her and said softly "third time's the charm, this is the last one so enjoy. It won't hurt as bad, don't worry." I simply could not believe how he could be so casual about what he was doing, I felt like he could have been slowly killing someone right there and not lost his composure. My thoughs jarred to a stop as the girl shrieked and began crying again. I could see he was trying to stick his dick as far as it would go, he was hurting her but I didn't even consider telling him to slow down. At this point he seemed to have settled into a rythm and was fucking the girl for all he was worth. The wet schlop schlop sound of it had gotten my boner to the breaking point when I realized the girl had stopped making noise. For a second I though she had somehow died but then I saw that she was breathing normally. Her head was slighly turned and I could see her eyes gazing into nothingness, it instantly brought to mind some of the /b/ cp I had seen, those kids with the dead looking eyes and the broken spirit. I could almost see myself and Bill through the eyes of a camera, two mosters, killing innocence.Again Bill leaned closer to her and said "now just like before take em off and suck him" before looking up at me and giving me a full faced grin. Tiny hands began unfastening my shorts before I realized what he was talking about. I knew this had to stop but my body wanted it so desperately I helped her as she fumbled with the zipper and pulled them to my knees. Her hand darted into my boxers and gently freed my now wildly pulsating PENIS. I was in heaven, but as her small pink tongue gingerly licked my cockhead I completely lost it and grabbing her head puched hear little mouth onto my dick. She gagged a little, but did not complain and proceeded to suck on the top. I knew I was about to have the gerates orgasm of my past and future life so again I pushed her onto myself causing but missed slighly causing precum to slick up the right side of her face. When she put her lips around my dick yet again I could hold it no longer and exploded into her mouth. I had just fapped in the morning but still the orgasm was so intense I felt like I was cumming galons. She tried pulling away but as Bill was holking her down she just slobbered the cum all over he face and neck as well as my crotch. Looking at the slooge all over her brought Bill over the edge and he moaned loudly as he came inside her.I sat frozen on the bed as Bill handed the girl her clothes (all I remember was the ladybug print skirt), which she put back on almost as a zombie, without even bothering to cleam up the jizz on her face or between her legs beyond smaring it a little and brushing it off her hands on her clothes. Bill then used a towel to blindfold her as well as fasten some cotton balls he had stuffed into her ears. She did nothing at all to resist any of this. I realized that I was on the verge of tears myself as again the horror of it all struck me. I pulled up my shorts and caught up to Bill in the garage as he was laying the girl down on the floor of the backseat. I asked him what the hell we were gonna do. He said "we are just gonna drop her off near where we I got her, theres a shitload of warehouses and theres nobody there at this time." I told him there are probably cops but he assured me he knew a place. I got on the back sit and laid down so I could not be seen from the window and wwe drove off. It was dark outside but as the constant streetlights cast striped of light on the tiny body lying below me I suddenly regretted that we were done with her so fast and before I knew it my hands had fopund their way down to her and I was rubbing her quite pointless bra through her shirt. Bill saw me on the mirror and laughed before saying "go ahead, we got another 20 minutes." Somehow his words killed my desire and I instantly left her alone and turned away.
As we approached I suggested leaving her close to some major street, but Bill said that as too risky and we would be seen. He said he knew a good place with no streetlights where only drug dealers hanged out sometimes. I blurted out something along the lines of it being dangerous for her and after thinking for a few seconds he just said very heavily "well, that just works out better for us." I had nothing to respond with to such cold logic, we drove up to the indeed very dark and fucked up looking place and stopped by a warehouse parking space. I took off the towel covering the girl's head and opened the door. She began crawling frantically, but before she was all the way out she must have realized where she was and stopped. I could feel that she wanted to get back in, back to the monsters who had raped, but we had no time and I was scared shitless so I closed my eyes, pushed her out and slammed the door shut as she fell on the street. Bill drove off immediately and we didn't talk until he dropped me off home less than an hour ago. All he said in the end was something along the lines of "it'll be allright" and "that was awsome" like we has just had some really good game rather than become criminals.
I'm scared guys, Im not the type to consider killing myself but right now every thought that comes to me scres me more and more. That girl will never forget us, I'm not a little kid anymore, my face wont change much and if she ever sees me I am done for. I am terrified that my friend will say something, that someone saw us or saw his car or heard her crying when we were fucking her. I have a feeling like if I turn on the Tv the first thing I hear will be our names and see a composite sketch of our faces. I ahte what I did and the worsty is I keep hoping someone else did get her and maybe killed her and that they find him and then we will get away scot free. I hate that I am trhinking and wishing this, I can't understand how it happened and that its real and that just yesterady I was happily laughing watching TV with family and from now on everything I am will be a lie and that I will be rapist and child molestor inside forever. I really don't know what the fuck to do or how to go on and still I can't help to admit that having those little lips around my PENIS felt better than anything else in the world and that I will fap to the memory till the day I die.
plz don't discunduct the order of bbs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) epic zoom...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was 99% sure it would end in a bel air
You fucking pedo piece of shit
>>306 please don't discunduct the order of bbs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't follow the rules.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't appreciate orderly cunduct.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) or the importance of correct spelling
( ﾟ -ﾟ) grammer nazis
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Unhappiness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People that call grammarians "grammar nazis"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who label others.