( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inside-out mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't follow the rules.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't appreciate orderly cunduct.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) or the importance of correct spelling
( ﾟ -ﾟ) grammer nazis
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Unhappiness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People that call grammarians "grammar nazis"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who label others.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't realise the importance of labels.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who put labels on top of the UPC so you can't get your rebate.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Threads left alone to fester in the ALL THREADS section of the bbs
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（ ＿＿ ） The Elitist Superstructure is greatly pleased by this THREAD.
（ ´_⊃｀） ＜ While we find the occasional mention of mittens to be distasteful
（つ つ the overall spirit of this thread demonstrates our vision of DQN
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) That big-nosed guy who's always down on everything.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread still hasn't even made it to part 2...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ has closed...
人
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（ ´_⊃｀） ＜ The Elitist Superstructure found anonib's consistent support of their mitten board
（つ つ to be in extreme bad taste. Consequently we have pushed them off the map.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) self-important jackasses who ruin everyone else's fun
人
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（ ´_⊃｀） ＜ Don't cry, emo kid...affiliate!
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When you just plain fuck up for no reason.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) when all the thread titles are backwards and I can't find the happy things thread
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Etherchan is still down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crazy moderators that run around yelling "affiliate".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "Post happy things!" thread seems to catch up with us...
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Liars that say that mittens don't help when it's cold outside
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's really really cold in my house and I don't have any mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The girl behind the counter at Marty's stabbed me in the head.
( - _-) Chinese Mitten Crab ate my mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Emo kids
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... without mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rated M DDR fanfictions on Fanfiction.net
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the downer after doing a couple lines
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting my wisdom teeth removed and getting an upset nerve
( ˃ -˂) drysocket!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...cat gas.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my german shepard's chili-farts.
chili made of german shepards
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people like >>349 who post happy things in the unhappy things thread
( ﾟ -ﾟ) she ain't my Jenny no more
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's a bug at my window. I'd let him out, but he'd freeze to death. But if he stays in here, he might land on me!
●( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having poo stuck to my butt.
it's stories like yours that make me cry my eyes out :(
( ﾟ -ﾟ) you know damn well she ain't your jenny no mo' (ノД｀)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who think haruhi is something new, when they didn't even see "SHUFFLE!"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shuffle.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Specifically, ep 19.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spoilers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Deviantart.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Losing your left mitten.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) running away from a dog that's chasing you and your mittens are on these little chains hooking them to your winter jacket and they're flopping all over and the dog bites one and holds on and pulls you to the ground and then tears your mitten loose and runs away with it leaving you with just a few strands of yarn
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that eternally smiling fathead
( ⌒-⌒) Did someone call?
( - __-) sigh
>>365 ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kindness-san!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't like Kindness-san
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty communication test right before leaving for Thanksgiving break.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)I'll grab you by the neck and punch you in your fuck you piece of shit. Let's try to act more reasonable around here, my fuckin' christian kid likes playing here @ this site.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Oh and knowing that I will probably fail my exams. Byeeee my plan to transfer courses.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) College talk.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Account for domain etherchan.org has been suspended
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ I NEED MY COPYPASTA!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lameness-san's back yard smells like pee.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dial up, and living so far away from anything that I can't even get a DSL connection.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't stop eating
( ﾟ -ﾟ) smelly socks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're all going to die. Let's happy die together!!! For great justice...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It won't be snowy 'round my parts at Christmas time. Also, I'm a Canadian, so I would expect otherwise.
( ´ω`) And now we know that Mittens is Canadian. That explains a lot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!! Grandpa came to visit me for Christmas!
( ´ω`) No mittens, that was just your dream. As everyone knows "The Elitist Superstructure Mittens Act of 1993" forbids you to come in contact with any person or persons related, affiliated or a member of The Elitist Superstructure. Now please remove yourself from my residence before I call my attorney for a restraining order. I will not take this mental abuse from you anymore.
( ´ω`) Besides, I'm not allowed in Canada any more after the Poutine Incident.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That beady-eyed guy totally derailed the latest grandpa thread before it could even get up to speed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Daddycool stole from me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The doctor told me I am bigmike.
-bigmike
( ´ω`) Mittens Are Terrible Things.
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) not having enough money.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cannot release emergency mittens
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Being DQN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Squeeks left. There are only four people left on DQN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Synonyms.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Homophones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Homonyms.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Synophones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Musty telephones
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bad sex.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rad specs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trad cats.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) PHAT TRAXXX.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who hate Mikuru-chan.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Running out of pictures to post to http://anonib.com/mittens
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being continually attacked by bees
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tripcodes.
>>405
I prefer kittens and feces myself. ^_^
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread will die in less than 600 posts.
