( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inside-out mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Repeating the same phrase over and over.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Holes in your mitten so when you try to breathe under water all the water gets in anyways.
Λ__Λ
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not really into being unhappy.
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|Д｀) No one is here.
|⊂ I can dance now!
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♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA RANTA
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The tendency of anonymous message boards to attract society's bottom feeders.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the dance is worse than rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) life
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Diet Life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) One day, you and everyone you know is going to die.
(^_^) All women bleed 10-80mL from their vaginas once a month, have uterine cramps, have emotional sensitivity, breast pain, migraine headaches, abdominal pain, and changes in sex drive. Some experience diarrhea or loose stools.
the world
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world not only deserves, but actively desires my vitriolic hatred.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my friend wont type what makes her unhappy
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Not posting from a work computer because I got fired.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I fired someone recently and I feel guilty.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am feeling disgruntled about being fired and have entered an application for firearms ownership.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I lied to my boss about a co-worker so I could get his job and the boss fired him without facts-checking. Now I feel uneasy.
( @ _ @) I was not allowed a firearms permit due to a history of schizophrenia and manic depression. So I had to buy from the black market, and the foreign arms dealer could read my mind. I think he's part of the conspiracy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've come to hate my cat and am contemplating getting rid of it somehow.
ω( ^ -^)ω My owner has taken me far away to the woods and gone. I am sure he will be back soon.
( ﾟ_ﾟ) I never saw John Wayne on the sands of Iwo Jima...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I already miss my cat.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fetishists. They deserve all the hatred and mockery that comes their way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The happy things thread is 4 times more successful than this one. Stupid joyfags.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's only four days left to live.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have anything to contribute to this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I do feel pleasured by masturbation anymore
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't feel pleasured by masturbation anymore
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not getting laid.
( °㊇°) Hello, all ~jissou
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The end is incredibly fucking nigh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I miss Xenon...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread died...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wait, does that mean there were no more unhappy things left?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, but it's at the top again now...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My woman left me for a Japanese man...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She said it was because he had a bigger penis...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I forgot how to laugh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I accidentally sliced a part of my fingertip off when I was making dinner.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The one girl I ever loved turned out to be a lesbian.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) But wait, mittens is female!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But I am not. I am just another individualistic westerner.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My parents caught me watching porn now nomore allowance.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Also, they started making out while the porn was running.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And they're both men.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mittens is a lesbian.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I was gay like everybody else in this town.
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When fate knocks, the one you care about most, that irreplaceable someone, will die.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything that makes them who they are will cease to exist, leaving you absolutely alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And no man, machine, or prayer will ever bring them back from the dark.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I guess I'm allergic to peanuts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think the condom just broke.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've been exposed to genital warts.
< ﾟ -ﾟ> I have Corean ancestors.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Chocolate covered stroopwafels...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I blame the Welsh for this monstrosity.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I miss the days of having 2 arms, and a lower body for that matter
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I miss having a penis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I miss having Japanese text support.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I could remember what sunlight looks like...
( * -*) You can tell you've lost the will to live when all food begins to taste badly.
[No]
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) forgetting to delete the [No] Which shows I blatantly ctrlC+crlV'ed
I failed 2 exams T_T T_T T_T T_T
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Those horrible "T_T" faces.
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ −! i People who don't like clones make me sad.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========
== THE REI'S CLONED ==
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Message and his pissy not-fucking-finishing-that-fucking-installer.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Breaking the support disc.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The rss feed is still down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Released the emergency mittens twice in a row.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) chmod 666.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) LCD monitor died. Welcome back 10 year old CRT. You're a sight for sore eyes. No, really, you're making my eyes sore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Computer illiterate students bugging me for support with their banned accounts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) dysfunctional peni.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being forced to eat boxed ramen because of financial issues, and having to wait in line for the microwave behind an autistic faggot who is eating them because they are weeaboo.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) posting from Introduction to Psychology.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Frosted Butts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) finding poop inside your chocolate wrapper.
( ´ω`) finding chocolate inside your poop wrapper.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Taking out the last Post-It note.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being stuck on the tram with a bunch of screaming schoolchildren because their teacher is too cheap and stupid to hire a goddamn coach.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Sore genitals.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sore genitals!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Posting in the wrong thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being past the halfway point
( ﾟДﾟ) LSD.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) insomnia
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This world.
( o-o) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I owe the bank $300+ and im broke till payday... woohoo.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the sound of vacuum cleaners
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ・-・)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like him
( ・-・) Well, fuck you very much, then, little missy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nine Inch Nails
( ・-・) Shitting Dick Nipples
;_; 56k modems
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like sirens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 32.0kbps here!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It takes me an hour to download a three-minute youtube.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And anywhere from 5-15 minutes for iichan.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 2-3 for DQN.
Giant flaming sheep mutant zombie donkey llama pidgion baby armies with tenticles and lazer beam eyes, shooting rotten mayonaise out of their mouths while crapping baby chickens while a face that is forming on its back starts coughing out hedgehog zombies of death that are crapping beef sticks and poo poo on everyone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Byte order modifiers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)long programming assignments