( ί -ί) Inside-out mittens...
( ί -ί)Sore genitals.
( ί ί) Sore genitals!
( ί -ί) ...
( ί -ί) Posting in the wrong thread.
( ί -ί) Being past the halfway point
( ίDί) LSD.
( ί -ί) insomnia
( ί -ί) This world.
( o-o) ...
( ί -ί) I owe the bank $300+ and im broke till payday... woohoo.
( ί -ί) the sound of vacuum cleaners
( ί -ί) ( E-E)
( ί -ί) I don't like him
( E-E) Well, fuck you very much, then, little missy.
( ί -ί) Nine Inch Nails
( E-E) Shitting Dick Nipples
;_; 56k modems
( ί -ί) I don't like sirens.
( ί ί) 32.0kbps here!
( ί -ί) It takes me an hour to download a three-minute youtube.
( ί -ί) And anywhere from 5-15 minutes for iichan.
( ί -ί) 2-3 for DQN.
Giant flaming sheep mutant zombie donkey llama pidgion baby armies with tenticles and lazer beam eyes, shooting rotten mayonaise out of their mouths while crapping baby chickens while a face that is forming on its back starts coughing out hedgehog zombies of death that are crapping beef sticks and poo poo on everyone.
( ί -ί) Byte order modifiers.
( ί -ί)long programming assignments
4chan.org
( ί -ί) internet detectives.
( ί -ί) these unending nosebleeds
( ί -ί) Coffee that is no longer warm.
( ί -ί) Coffee thats warm and has urine in it.
( ί -ί) Rat urine.
( ί -ί) tanasiζn..ζζζ-ί(ζζζ
school sucks
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preppie girls never looked at me.......
( ί -ί) The only girls that look at me are the fat ones, and even then they're only interested in borrowing money they'll never pay back.
( ί -ί) Forgotten threads
( ί -ί) No Mother 3...
( ί -ί) Deep-fried orangutan butt-pimple pus fries.
( ί -ί) hShampooh has the word gpooh in it....
( ί -ί) Now my hair is either physically clean or psychologically clean, but never both.
( ί -ί) Disgusting realizations spread through the Internet.
( ί -ί) Yaoi is fucken gay
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( ί -ί) feering so ronery...
( ί -ί) Furries.
( ί -ί) Dick butts.
( ί -ί) Retards
( ί -ί) Loneliness
( E-E) Best friends
( ί -ί) SAoVQ
( ί -ί) DQN
( ί -ί) VIP
( ί -ί) Dogs
( ί -ί) A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
( ί -ί) SIDS
(BΑ_-B) ...ape has killed... ape...
( ί -ί) Mysterious black obelisks.
( ί -ί) step-dads
( ί -ί) Mysterious black step-dads
( ί -ί) PROGGIT
( ί -ί) old, fast discharging batteries.
( ί -ί) unfunny comedians
( ί -ί) clowns on tricycles
( ί -ί) The fact that this thread has yet to reach part II
( ί -ί) empty coffee jar
( ί -ί) < squeeks> yknow what I don't get? websites that say you have to be a certain age to buy condoms, sex toys etc. what the fuck?
>>566
( ί -ί) old, fast discharging men.
( LΦ`) Lolis are bad, always complaining about stuff like above.
>>570
( ί ί) That's because the world is a happy place with happy things in it!
( ί -ί) thread police
( ί -ί) when you hear a kitten in a burning house and run to rescue it and it's too hot so you put on your favorite pair of mittens and the kitten is really screaming now and when you finally get it to safety not only did you scorch your mittens but the kitten is covered in burns and is oozing pus all over your mittens and then it dies and it pees and poops on your burnt pus covered mittens and those mittens were your favorites and the kitten smells like roasted garden snake and pus and so do your mittens i hate it when that happens
( ί -ί) The fact that some asshole in South America can steal someones dog, tie it up, starve it to death, and call it "art" and that this is all perfectly ok, but if I were to violently and painfully crush his head for this horrible act and stick his body in a museum, I wouldn't have the same protection under the law.
( ί -ί) But his bloody brain-bone-skin mixture is symbolic of my rage! I did it to raise awareness for the sad and rampant problem of stupidity in this world! It's only a human, for gods sake, millions of humans are killed daily, it probably would have died anyways! Look at the good it'll cause!
( ί -ί) .....
( LD`) THE LAST TWO POSTS!!!
PENIS
( ί -ί) My life
( ί -ί) My wife.
( ί -ί) double posts or clever trolling
( LD`)
( ί -ί) when you find your neighbors mittens in your wife's panty draw
( ί -ί) being buried alive without your mittens
( ί -ί) having no hands for mittens
( ί -ί) not collecting all 120 stars in Mario 3D
( ί -ί) after a good sexing not finding your smokes/mittens
( ί -ί) receiving socks instead of mittens on Christmas
( ί -ί) Jesus was black
( ί -ί) japanese people
( ί -ί) a big pile of flaming poo, j/k a big pile of flaming mittens