( ゚ -゚) Inside-out mittens...
( ˃ ヮ˂) Wearing mittens BECAUSE IT'S WINTER!
( ゚ -゚) ...But how am I ever going to wear mittens in winter when we're stuck in September?
( ゚ -゚) My widescreen monitor died, so I'm stuck with this crappy little HDTV until I can buy a new one.
( ゚ -゚) Consensual sex in the missionary possition.(sp?)
( ゚ -゚) I don't have an HDTV, so I'm stuck with this crappy large 10 year old TV until forever.
( ゚ -゚) By boyfriend's english sucks.
( ゚ -゚) My computer is slow
Giant hairy molding pussing skin sacks of fat sloshing around in a bikini.
( ゚ -゚) Wall・E getting smushed.
( ゚ -゚) No Oppai Oppai
( ゚ -゚) The fact that you will never be as awesome as me.
( ゚ -゚) I need to visit the penis doctor and have part of my foreskin chopped as it brings excruciating pain whenever I get a hard-on
( ゚ -~)...
( ゚ -゚) Me eating my last ice cube...
( ゚ -゚) >>619's broken penis wiring, asploded nutbladder, and man essense dirty of black and blood
( ゚ -゚) Comcast. Just... Comcast.
( ゚ -゚) I was robbed by tuuuuu men.
( ゚ -゚) Mainichi Daily News shut down their WaiWai column.
( ゚ -゚) My parents believes in totalitarian regime =.=
( ゚ -゚) My parents gave me complete freedom and I ended up as a moronic homeless crackhead.
( ゚ -゚) Some liberal douche played the race card for me, but it didn't help.
( ゚ -゚) Jesus dies.
>>624 noooooooooooooooooooooooo ;_;
( ゚ -゚) King Kong dies at the end.
( ゚ -゚) TTN on Wikipedia. And anyone who thinks like him.
( ゚ -゚) And for that matter, Wikipedia.
( ゚ -゚) Fast, giant enemies with small, guarded hitboxes.
( ゚ ヮ゚) But that's okay because Satan repented!
( ゚ -゚) I found porn of Jesus and Satan and now I'm going to hell. Satan wants me to give him a copy.
( ゚ -゚) Ever since he repented, Hell has been decorated in glow in the dark paisley wallpaper.
( ゚ -゚) DDoS attacks. And related lack of papercrafts.
( ・-・) This thread has more posts than my awesome thread.
( ゚ -゚) Writing 638 instead of 637
( ゚ -゚) DDoS attacks. And related amount of paperwork.
( ゚ -゚) DOS. Nobody misses you.
( ゚ -゚) Except me when I want to run babble.exe or play Frontier.
( ゚ -゚) You know. Plus4chan has papercrafts. Unhappy things for me is not having any mac and cheese with my potatoes.
( ゚ -゚) that insult construction thread
( ゚ -゚) Bronchitis.
( ˃ o˂) kaff kaff kaff kaffffff kaff kaff KAFF kafff kafff
( ゚ -゚) People who don't like title.
( ゚ -゚) 24896ee4c6526356cc127852413ea3b4 spam
( ゚ -゚) Captcha codes
( ゚ -゚) deege
( ゚ -゚) leangable
( ゚ -゚) I keep checking tokyotosho but the things I want aren't magically appearing.
( ゚ -゚) I crave the caramel frosted brownies at the grocery store but they don't have any.
( ゚ -゚) One of the things I wanted magically appeared on tokyotosho but I wanted the other thing more. Villat.
( ゚ -゚) I wanted to mock Shatner's Has Been album but it's actually pretty good.
( ゚ -゚) I was playing Attack Vector with a friend and I totally blew my evasive maneuver and ended up taking about 300 shells in my ship's underside.
( ゚ -゚) The damage and soak rolls took for-fucking-ever to resolve. I ended up with a gutted ship that refused to explode.
( ゚ -゚) I haven't checked this thread for sixty years and it's still here.
( ゚ -゚) I made this thread sixty years ago and it's still here. Actually, I'm not even sure I made it anymore.
( ゚ -゚) Still being fat after two weeks of doing 50 push-ups and running 2km daily.
( ゚ -゚) I hate my butt.
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( ゚ -゚) New Jersey
( ゚ -゚) Satan.
( ゚ -o) Being afraid to post because your afraid of fucking up.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ... There are an abundance of grammatical mistakes in that post that it more than well merits a "fuck-up," but in this case there are just too many petty mistakes for me to correct.
( ゚ -゚) Still being weak and puny after working out all summer.
( ゚ -゚) Gmail isn't working.
( ゚ -゚) Now it's working but my client still didn't get back to me.
( ゚ -゚) The world.
( ゚ -゚)Outside.
( ゚ -゚) This goddamn captcha
( ゚ -゚) Light beer
( ゚ -゚) Conrad Poos and his dancing teeth.
( ゚ -゚) Opera not sending my e-mail.
( ゚ -゚) I'm unhappy
( ゚ -゚) My whole fucking life is a disaster.
( ゚ -゚) immigrants
( ゚ -゚) Not having mittens any more...
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( ゚ -゚) Closing of Rei's diner.
( ゚ -゚) I lost my car keys and left a gallon of milk in the back seat...
( ゚ -゚) Finding yourself surrounded by guitarists that can play circles around you is rather sad.
( ゚ -゚) Twitching anus
I'm really sorry, man, if I knew you felt that way then I wouldn't have played Herman Li solos over Dragonforce's backing tracks... In front of your girlfriend... Whom is now my girlfriend...
I'm really sorry, man.
I have a crush on the <a href="http://magiccards.info/on/en/107.html">Riptide Chronologist</a> because he looks like Sean Connery.
( ゚ -゚) me having no job, no freinds and no drugs.
my neighbours keep trying to kidnap themselves, loudly
>>694
That's nothing, I have a crush on Sean Connery because he looks like Riptide Chronologist
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( ゚ -゚) the In A World guy just died.
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( ´・ω・) Don LaFontainepa? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
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( ゚ -゚) I don't like 4ch anymore.....
( ゚ -゚) I was gonna write something funny, but I forgot it.
( ゚ -゚) I microwaved up one of those little personal pizzas for lunch but when I took it out I dropped it because it was too hot and it landed face down and now I have to find something else to eat after I clean it up
( ゚ -゚) >>689 not knowing that the correct title of the song is "All Alone for Christmas(as usual)".
( ゚ -゚) Also that I'm the first one to point this out. Come on guys.
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|´・-・) terminal bonitis
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( ゚ -゚) My only regret... is that I have... bonitis.
( ゚ -゚) Our school photos were being taken today, and I faced the screen instead of the camera.
(´;Ω;`) Crying so hard snot comes out of your nose.
( ゚ -゚) I'm sooooo hungry...