i@MƒnLj I have worked so hard on my garden and plant sculptures that I should reward myself.
i@MƒnLj I think quiet, dignified and refined garden party would be a wonderful reward for my efforts. I will invite everyone I know
i@MƒnLj ...except emo-kid, of course.
( ß ƒŽß) I heard there will be mittens...hundreds of pairs!
( ß -ß) Hopefully I get to them before the tentacles do...
((/ ƒf.ㄟ) mittens... so melancholic....
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( EƒÖE) Thank you for inviting me to your garden party. I heard such wonderful things about your last affair that I was delighted to receive my invitation!
( EƒÖE) When will the lolis be arriving?
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She writes that it "is less spoken of, more hidden, and the women do not have any groups they attend or have formed themselves as do men. ... The strength of this taboo might help explain the enormous difficulty we had in finding women to interview."
Well-known pedophile advocate Pat Califia... writes in an article posted on the "Butterfly Kisses" site that, "It is possible that sexual activity occurs more often between mothers and children or other women than between men and children. Women have more access to kids, and there are fewer taboos surrounding women's handling young people's bodies."
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i@MƒnLj Though I welcome diversity in opinion and support frank discussion, I occasionally despair at the decline of intelligent discourse.
i@MƒnLj Hah, discourse. ...did anybody else catch that one? Oh well.
Well, never mind all that, >>26. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're brining the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.
Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.
Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".
Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.
And you, >>26, well, you should really just stick to today's special.
i@MƒnLj Ah, it's no worry. I always enjoy a good story.
i@MƒnLj I myself have been to Yoshinoya before. They were having a 150 yen off sale, so I got an extra large bowl with extra gravy.
iEÍEj You have excellent taste, Darkpa!
iEÍEj Umm... is natumi going to be here? If so, Grandpa might make a scene.
i@MƒnLj She's in the back, trimming the roses.
i LƒÖ`j I'll be in back trimming her bush
i;LƒÖ`j which is to say I'll be helping her out with the gardening...
i@MƒnLj Hah, that old fart will believe anything. She's actually in the front, feeding the gnomes.
i@MƒnLj Still, at least the tentacles will be entertained for a few minutes.
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i LƒÖ`j Whatever happened to that witch/maid that showed up to your last party near the end? I heard you two were an item!
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((/ ƒf.ㄟ) woo... even gold wont help me dear lifeline...
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((/ ƒf.ㄟ) woo... ...
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i@MƒnLj Why don't you check the basement?
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i@MƒnLjSorry, I only speak Singlish what. Mai hiam la!
iEÍEj Darkpa, I've been meaning to ask you... are you by any chance the legendary KING OF HIGE? And if so, why did you leave the mustaching scene so suddenly?
i@MƒnLj I'm afraid not, young man. Although, I am fairly certain that the great Sina was at one time King of Hige.
i@MƒnLj I'm glad you folks are having a good time.
i@MƒnLj Tea, anyone?
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i@MƒnLj I see you found my video library.
i@MƒnLj There are some real treasures in there.
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i@MƒnLj Have you heard of Slow-As-Hell?
iEÍEjDarkpa... why do you have your video collection in the garden?
(L^ิ౪Oิ) fun party d00dz
i@MƒnLjAh. A gentleman from 4chan. How do you do?
(L^ิ౪Oิ) kewl. wheres da keg?
iEÍEjyo i can't be interested if i have no idea what the hell you want.
(L^ิ౪Oิ) Ok, the 4chan is an organization, and threads whose owners believe in the eventual symbiosis between the various communities around the board are it's "members".
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i@MƒnLj Perhaps I should invite my muscular buddy, Mittens to attend.
i@MƒnLj Once again, this party might need a bouncer.
i@MƒnLj Do I have enough tea sandwiches?
ƒ~,,ß„Dßœc Darkpa! It's been YEARS! How are you, my old friend?
i@MƒnLj Hello... ...
i@MƒnLj Well, it seems I have forgotten this well-meaning fellow's name. What shall I do?
ƒ~,,ß„Dßœc Don't you remember me?! It was your idea that I should undergo surgery to look like Cousin It, me being his biggest fan and all.
(L^ิ౪Oิ) Anyways.
(L^ิ౪Oิ) You'll get mainly more visitors.
(L^ิ౪Oิ) thing is though that the primary reason that you're party hasn't "shown up on the map" is because the elitist superstructure finds it probably too popular.
i@MƒnLj I'm sorry. I've actually suggested that many do the same, so perhaps the line was blurred.
i@MƒnLj May I ask for your name?
ƒ~,,ß„Dßœc William Robert Getherdun
i@MƒnLj Sorry. Doesn't ring a bell.
(L^ิ౪Oิ) I'll take one hundred for a hundred, Alex
i@ß Íß j I'll take 100 mittens!
i@MƒnLj My parties always inspire hilarity and spontaneous japes.
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i@MƒnLj It seems I will need to request the services of Mittens once again after all.
Damn... they're all having fun without me againEEE
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i@MƒnLj I would be proud to invite you if you were to shave, change your name, and join the army like a true upstanding citizen.
i@MƒnLjI get so lonely these days ....
( ß ƒŽß) Darkpa, do you like Mittens?
( ß ƒŽß) YOU SHOULD THROW A MITTEN PARTY NEXT TIME!!!!
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iEÍEjDarkpa, is there any chance that you're wiser then Grandpa? Because if you are I'd much rather ask you questions instead!
i@MƒnLj I am indeed wiser than your Grandfather, but as I am humbled thanks to the teachings of Tanasinn, I cannot share any of my wisdom with you.
iEÍEjI like you, Darkpa!
i@MƒnLj I, too, am fond of you. Please paint my house.
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i@MƒnLj ...I really do need to call Mittens soon.
( ß -ß) darkpa.... I can't find my big muscle AA ... sorry.
( ß ƒŽß) I like parties and drinking and shit like that!
iEÍEjDarkpa, who is mittens?
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i@MƒnLjMittens, dear friend. Would you mind escorting him to the door?
( ß ƒŽß) I won't fail you, Darkpa!
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( LƒÖ`) Tsk, tsk, kids these days.
i@MƒnLjI agree.
i@MƒnLjMittens, hand that Valium over immediately.
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( ß ƒŽß) Needs more MITTENS!
( ß oß) Darkpa! Watch out! There's a bottle rocket headed straight for you!!!
i@MƒnLjPlease enjoy the delicious potato puffs, crab rangoon and baby lamb chops from the wandering servers.
i@MƒnLjIf you really must, kindly come into a kleenex and dispose of it in the handy garbage receptacles.
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( EƒÖE) DON'T THINK. FEEL AND YOU'LL BE TANASINN.
i@MƒnLj I am the master of Tanasinn. You cannot defeat me.
(L^ิ౪Oิ)Durrr I think I can!
(L^ิ౪Oิ)I made a joke! Get it? I said when it comes to tanasinn I think I can defeat darkpa!
(L^ิ౪Oิ)Get it? It's funny because no one can ever beat darkpa.
i@MƒnLjI have some pamphlets...
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i@MƒnLj Grandpa hasn't been sober since 1927, but I keep inviting him to my parties because he can really put it away!
i@MƒnLj Besides, it's always wise to invite an ugly friend along, so you'll look fine in comparison.
i@MƒnLj This accounts for quite a few of the male invitees.
Oh, so I'm the ugly one, eh?
(@LƒÖ`)i@MƒnLj!? (He appeared behind me without me knowing?!)
i@MƒnLj ...this must be his legendary drunken fist that I have heard so much about. Interesting.
(@LƒÖ`) I invented the Drunken Style, Darkpa.
(@LƒÖ`) Just for your party, I'm willin' to do a few moves to impress the crowd - who should be my dummy?
( ß ƒŽß) Hey Grandpa, what's up?
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( ß oß) Woah, nice ventriloquism act.
( ß -ß) Could use better dialogue, though.
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i@MƒnLj It's nice to see you again, but in the future please remember to RSVP.
( ß -ß) I am so glad that post got cut off where it did.
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i@MƒnLj Hello, strange creature. I have a strange feeling that I may like you.
(EÍE) there's long line for bathroom. wtf.
( ß ƒŽß) DARKPA DARKPA WHAT'S THAT THING WITH THE ORANGE CHEEKS?!
( ß ƒŽß) Is it mittens?!?!?!!!
i@MƒnLj I think I may adopt it. Now, what should I name it?
i@MƒnLj And no, I don't believe that it is mittens, Mittens.
( ß ƒŽß) It's..not?
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( ß ƒŽß) Snorunt!!!!
i@MƒnLj Does one really need to 'catch them all'?
i@MƒnLj ...
i@MƒnLj It all seems kind of pointless in the greater scheme of things.
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( ß ƒŽß) SNORUNT!!!!
(EÍE) I think we should call it Dark Junior.
i@MƒnLj That certainly has a nice ring to it.
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i@MƒnLjWhy thank you, young lady. I do appreciate a fine Rubenesque figure.
i@MƒnLjThough an ample bosom is nice, smaller figures are fine, too.
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iEƒnEjDarkpa! I'm your grandson! From the future~
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i@ß ƒŽßj I see all of you fuckers!
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@i@MƒnLj@ @i@MƒnLj@@™@i@MƒnLj@The name's Darkpa,
¼@¼@ j@@i@‚t@@‚Â@@¼__‚Ö@‚Â @You wish you were me, don'tcha?
@<@<@<@@*@j@j@j@@@@@iQj|@@@This party's just gettin started,
@iQiQj@@i_QjQj@@@ œci_Qj@@@ too bad this rhyme is retarded.
i@MƒnLjI feel like such a fool.
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iEƒnEj Darkpa, you are the coolest... and I broke your window.. sorry.
iEƒnEj200 get!
iEƒnEj By the way, why don't you ever feed me? Grandpa feeds Junior.
( ß ƒŽß) Darkpa, why did your thread die?
i@MƒnLjThat is not dead which can eternal lie...
i@MƒnLjAnd with strange bumping, even Death may die.
( ß ƒŽß) I like Darkpa!
(@MƒnLjNo.
(@MƒnLj But you are welcome to stay and have a bite to eat.
( Ü„tÜ) What of me? Am I welcome?
(@MƒnLj Certainly. I would offer you a seat, but we are about to play musical chairs.
(@¥ิm¥ิ) ...the recliner is a difficult instrument to master.
( ß ƒŽß) I like how Darkpa lets everybody in his partys
( ß ƒŽß) Oh boy musical chairs!
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i@MƒnLjExcuse me sir, but I say when this party is and isn't over, and I still have quite a bit of partying left in me so if you would please leave The door's just over there.