( `ハ´) I have worked so hard on my garden and plant sculptures that I should reward myself.
( `ハ´) I think quiet, dignified and refined garden party would be a wonderful reward for my efforts. I will invite everyone I know
( `ハ´) ...except emo-kid, of course.
(・∀・)Darkpa, who is mittens?
∧ ∧_
( ゚ヮ゚)  ̄"⌒ヽ
/ ) ヽ' / 、 `、
γ --‐ ' λ. ;
f 、 ヾ / )> Just an excercise and mittens enthusiast!
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|  ̄ー-ヽ 〈 < _ ヽ.
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(・∀・)...
( `ハ´)Mittens, dear friend. Would you mind escorting him to the door?
( ゚ ヮ゚) I won't fail you, Darkpa!
∧ ∧_
(valium)  ̄"⌒ヽ
/ ) ヽ' / 、 `、
γ --‐ ' λ. ;
f 、 ヾ / )> I will not leave until I have presented you with this AMAZING marketing oppertunity!
! ノヽ、., '`"/ ,. '"
|  ̄ー-ヽ 〈 < _ ヽ.
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( ´ω`) Valium?
( ´ω`) Tsk, tsk, kids these days.
( `ハ´)I agree.
( `ハ´)Mittens, hand that Valium over immediately.
(valium) With our convyent fh@rm@cy 0nlin3 you never need a perscr|p+i0n again!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Needs more MITTENS!
( ゚ o゚) Darkpa! Watch out! There's a bottle rocket headed straight for you!!!
( `ハ´)Please enjoy the delicious potato puffs, crab rangoon and baby lamb chops from the wandering servers.
( `ハ´)If you really must, kindly come into a kleenex and dispose of it in the handy garbage receptacles.
∧_∧
( ´ω`) Darkpa, check out my new swordskill!
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( `ハ´)Lack of sound effects renders your skill too plain my friend.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this party sucks dick like the rest of those
(つ つ wannabe "I've worked so hard so I'll throw myself a party" parties.
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( ・ω・) DON'T THINK. FEEL AND YOU'LL BE TANASINN.
( `ハ´) I am the master of Tanasinn. You cannot defeat me.
(´^ิ౪^ิ)Durrr I think I can!
(´^ิ౪^ิ)I made a joke! Get it? I said when it comes to tanasinn I think I can defeat darkpa!
(´^ิ౪^ิ)Get it? It's funny because no one can ever beat darkpa.
( `ハ´)I have some pamphlets...
∧_∧ *、/
___ ( ´ω`) < I've beaten Darkpa on one occasion: when he was taking a piss, I slit his throat
\ ⊂ つ⊥ from behind. A most dishonorable death, but you sometimes gotta do whatever it takes.
 ̄ ̄ゝヽ(⌒)⌒) ゝ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
∧  ̄ ̄ ̄ ヽ
( `ハ´) Grandpa hasn't been sober since 1927, but I keep inviting him to my parties because he can really put it away!
( `ハ´) Besides, it's always wise to invite an ugly friend along, so you'll look fine in comparison.
( `ハ´) This accounts for quite a few of the male invitees.
Oh, so I'm the ugly one, eh?
( ´ω`)( `ハ´)!? (He appeared behind me without me knowing?!)
( `ハ´) ...this must be his legendary drunken fist that I have heard so much about. Interesting.
( ´ω`) I invented the Drunken Style, Darkpa.
( ´ω`) Just for your party, I'm willin' to do a few moves to impress the crowd - who should be my dummy?
( ゚ ヮ゚) Hey Grandpa, what's up?
ttp://kenken.chu.jp/matutari/index.html
( ゚ o゚) Woah, nice ventriloquism act.
( ゚ -゚) Could use better dialogue, though.
∧_∧ *、/
___ ( ´ω`) < I've beaten thinking about retiring.
\ ⊂ つ⊥
 ̄ ̄ゝヽ(⌒)⌒) ゝ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
∧  ̄ ̄ ̄ ヽ
( `ハ´) It's nice to see you again, but in the future please remember to RSVP.
( ゚ -゚) I am so glad that post got cut off where it did.
( ゚ -゚) microcephaly
( `ハ´) Hello, strange creature. I have a strange feeling that I may like you.
(・∀・) there's long line for bathroom. wtf.
( ゚ ヮ゚) DARKPA DARKPA WHAT'S THAT THING WITH THE ORANGE CHEEKS?!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Is it mittens?!?!?!!!
( `ハ´) I think I may adopt it. Now, what should I name it?
( `ハ´) And no, I don't believe that it is mittens, Mittens.
( ゚ ヮ゚) It's..not?
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ ヮ゚) Snorunt!!!!
( `ハ´) Does one really need to 'catch them all'?
( `ハ´) ...
( `ハ´) It all seems kind of pointless in the greater scheme of things.
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ ヮ゚) SNORUNT!!!!
(・∀・) I think we should call it Dark Junior.
( `ハ´) That certainly has a nice ring to it.
(・ハ・)..(;ハ;)
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( `ハ´)Why thank you, young lady. I do appreciate a fine Rubenesque figure.
( `ハ´)Though an ample bosom is nice, smaller figures are fine, too.
( `ハ´)
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( `ハ´)彡 ( `ハ´)
( ゚ ヮ゚) Unmask! Unmask!
( ゚ ヮ゚)
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( `ハ´)彡 ( ゚ ヮ゚)
(・ハ・)Darkpa! I'm your grandson! From the future~
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( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ☆ ( ゚ ヮ゚) WE CAN DANCE
⊂ ⊂ ) ( U つ ⊂__へ つ WE CAN DANCE
< < < * ) ) ) (_)| EVERYBODY LOSE CONTROL
(_(_) (__)_) 彡(__)
∧_∧ + ∧_∧ ∧_∧ Young man,
( ´ω) ( ´ω
) ☆( ´ω`) there's a place you can go
⊂ ⊂ ) ( U つ ⊂__へ つ I said, young man,
< < < * ) ) ) (_)| when you're short on your dough
(_(_) (__)_) 彡(__)
( ゚ ヮ゚) I see all of you fuckers!
∧_∧ + ∧_∧ ∧_∧
( `ハ´) ( `ハ´) ☆ ( `ハ´) The name's Darkpa,
⊂ ⊂ ) ( U つ ⊂__へ つ You wish you were me, don'tcha?
< < < * ) ) ) (_)| This party's just gettin started,
(_(_) (__)_) 彡(__) too bad this rhyme is retarded.
( `ハ´)I feel like such a fool.
∧_∧ + ∧_∧ ∧_∧
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ☆ ( ゚ ヮ゚) MITTENS!
⊂ ⊂ ) ( U つ ⊂__へ つ MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS!
< < < * ) ) ) (_)| EVERYBODY LOVES MITTENS!
(_(_) (__)_) 彡(__)
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/ };;゙ l )) Hello Mittens!
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( ゚ -゚) You're an ugly, small-eyed mutant, and I hate you.
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/ };;゙ l )) Noooooo!!! Mittens Kawaii bishie! glomp! glomp! glomp!
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`´"''ー-(⌒;;"゙__、、、ノヽ,ノ
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(・ハ・) Darkpa, you are the coolest... and I broke your window.. sorry.
(・ハ・)200 get!
(・ハ・) By the way, why don't you ever feed me? Grandpa feeds Junior.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Darkpa, why did your thread die?
( `ハ´)That is not dead which can eternal lie...
( `ハ´)And with strange bumping, even Death may die.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I like Darkpa!
( `ハ´)No.
( `ハ´) But you are welcome to stay and have a bite to eat.
( ⌒д⌒) What of me? Am I welcome?
( `ハ´) Certainly. I would offer you a seat, but we are about to play musical chairs.
( ・ิm・ิ) ...the recliner is a difficult instrument to master.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I like how Darkpa lets everybody in his partys
( ゚ ヮ゚) Oh boy musical chairs!
/⌒ヽ
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Party's over.
:(
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( `ハ´)Excuse me sir, but I say when this party is and isn't over, and I still have quite a bit of partying left in me so if you would please leave The door's just over there.