( `ハ´) I have worked so hard on my garden and plant sculptures that I should reward myself.
( `ハ´) I think quiet, dignified and refined garden party would be a wonderful reward for my efforts. I will invite everyone I know
( `ハ´) ...except emo-kid, of course.
ミ///ノノヽ
/ ヽゞ`_ゝ/ ヽ|
| ● ● 丶 刃馬一体!
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今が駆け抜ける時! ./从 <_,` ))ii .ll::::::::巛\ / ノ ≡=└――――――――――――――''´ .
/●::: ●::ll:::::::/:::::::ヽ;;;::  ̄;;::( ./;;; ̄ ̄) .....,_____ ;::::::;..
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トロンベー / :::: :::::::://::::: ::::::::::::::::::::: ::::丶\ \:: 丶:::::::;; ::::\ ≡=-
/ :::: ◇::::::::::::::.. :::.. ::::丶:\ \::_ 丶:::;;: ::丶
( `ハ´) ...
( `ハ´)I am most displeased with where this is going...
( `ハ´)SECURITY!
へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ Security here nya.
〜(,_uuノ
( ゚ ヮ゚) Darkpa, how's your job stealing food from other threads been going?
( `ハ´) ...I forgot all about that, Mittens
( ゚ ヮ゚) What about the maid cafe/weight loss camp?
( `ハ´)...That thread is so old...
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yeah! I was scrolling through old threads and found it!
( `ハ´)You're a strange one, Mittens.
( `ハ´) I'm getting tired of this.
( `ハ´)Security, out with him.
ミ*´ー`ミ c'mon lets go nya.
( ゚ −゚) I don't want to
ミ*´ー`ミ Okay nya.
( ゚ -゚) I'm not leaving
ミ*´ー`ミ I said okay nya.
( `ハ´) Are you utterly useless?!
( ゚ -゚) Staying right here.
ミ*´ー`ミ Yes, yes.
ミ*´ー`ミ ...nya.
( `ハ´) ...where is that batboy from a few posts ago when you need him...
∧_∧
〈 ,`д´〉 I FUCKING ATE HIM!
_〃`ヽ 〈_ ..Then did 1000 push-ups to keep my shape..
γ´⌒´-−ヾvーヽ⌒ヽ
/⌒ ィ `i´ ); `ヽ
/ ノ^ 、___¥__人 |
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( <_ \ヘ、,, ,+、rノ/ /
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( `ハ´) ...Tanasinn again...
( `ハ´)I think I'll go for a run.
(`ハ´ )I'll come back when this thread is good again.
( ゚ O゚) DARKPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ゚ -゚) Don't give up hope just because of one jerk! Keep fighting!!!!!!!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Hey, nachos!
ミ*´ー`ミ Hey, mittens.
ミ*´ー`ミ Sure, why not?
( ゚ ヮ゚) Darkpa, who's cuter? Me or Security kitten?
( `ハ´)Hmmmm
へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ Nya.
〜(,_uuノ
∧∧
(,,゚ ヮ゚) Mittens.
〜(,,_ノ
( `ハ´)Security kitten.
( ゚ -゚) ...
(゚- ゚ ) ...
( ゚ -゚) I am so cuter.
ミ*´ー`ミ Yeah.
( `ハ´) Hm.
ミ*´ー`ミ So darkpa what else do you need while I'm here?
( `ハ´) A drink.
( `ハ´) Something strong.
( `ハ´) Original polish wedding vodka.
( ゚ -゚) That stuff will strip the varnish right off of a bar in 30 seconds.
ミ*´ー`ミ I'm not allowed to buy, drink or look at alcohol, nya.
( `ハ´) Oh, that's too bad. How old are you, may I ask?
ミ*´ー`ミ 68.
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== Meanwhile, in space... ==
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人
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( ・∀・) < ....I can't breathe!
(つ つ
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃
・:.。. .。.:・゜゚
.:∵.:∵
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/⌒\
|へ-ヘ |
(ミ*´ー`ミ) I have a space helmet nya.
〜(,_u^uノ
/⌒\
|へ-ヘ |
(ミ*´ー`ミ) What a lonely garden party this is nya.
〜(,_u^uノ
(ミ*´ー`ミ) I guess I'll go home.. wait everybody's dead.. nya
( `ハ´) Wake up, security kitten.
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( ゚ )
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(ニニニ)
( ・∀・) Space helmet?
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(,,゚ー゚) I think I'm going to moé over security kitten.
〜(,,_ノ "MOÉ MOÉ MOÉ MOÉ MOÉ!!!!!!"
/⌒\
|へ-ヘ | This helmet not only protects me from the vacuum
(ミ*´ー`ミ) of space, it also protects me from moé, nya.
〜(,_u^uノ
∧∧
(,,゚ー゚) Inconceivable! Nothing is immune to the power of moé!!
〜(,,_ノ
( `ハ´) Meanwhile, back on this plane of existence, everyone is enjoying the nice weather and ample refreshments that have been provided.
∧∧
(,,゚ー゚) Do you serve Moé & Chandon here?
〜(,,_ノ
( `ハ´) It's in the pretty cabinet.
へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ Darkpa, your garden is sweet nya.
〜(,_uuノ
( `ハ´) Thank you. How do you like the plant sculptures?
へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ They're cool nya.
〜(,_uuノ
へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ Well, now that I've been bumped off the first page, I'm thinking about leaving nya.
〜(,_uuノ
( ゚ ヮ゚) You seem to be really popular, security kitten!
へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ Alright nya.
〜(,_uuノ
( `ハ´) This party is going to the cats.
( `ハ´)
( `ハ´) My sense of humor is in a state of decline.
へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ Wait, Darpa YOU'RE a cat nya.
〜(,_uuノ
( `ハ´) Although I am humbled and honored that a cat such as yourself would welcome one such as I into your species, I must assure you that I am most definitely NOT a cat.
( `ハ´) And my name is Darkpa, not Darpa.
( ゚ ヮ゚) but Darpa is so much cuter!
( `ハ´) And TIPS was just adorable.
へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ Then who is this >>317 nya?!
〜(,_uuノ
( `ハ´) ....
( `ハ´) Nekomimi mode.
∧∧
(,,゚ー゚) Nekomimi Mode!
〜(,,_ノ
∧_∧
( `ハ´)...
へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ Nya.
〜(,_uuノ
( ゚ ヮ゚) Hey Darkpa! What do you call "www.becauseitswinter.com."?
( ˃ ヮ˂) An FDQN!
( `ハ´) I am afraid that I do not understand, Mittens; but if that was an intended to insult, I would greatly appreciate it if you were to stop. Winter is a kind man, and a very good friend. I will most definitely NOT allow even you to insult him in my garden.
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/ ,'.:.:/ | .:.: l !| | | ヽi|-' 、 :| l:.:.:.:l:l.._:.:.:.:.:l The Elitist Superstructure finds this party to be a distasteful waste
i.:./ | :ハ.:H- 、_ |l |! ,. -'´ヾ ヾj l:.:/,|!- ヽ:.:.:l of valuble DQN resources. Darkpa, we're requisitioning you and your
|i! |il |! |! `ヽ-ヾ 、..-|!´ _,.r |/〈 }:.:.:.l guests to assist in the care of our aging senior citizen community!
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( ゚ ヮ゚)Darkpa! You yourself were just saying what an utter wanker winter is, and openly wondered how long it would take the elitist superstructure to wipe becauseitswinter dot com off the map!
natur@l v1@gr@ h3r3 -> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Cracky-chan
( ゚ ヮ゚) Also, this was possibly the best geeky joke I ever invented!
( ゚ー゚) winter put you up to that, didn't he?
( `ハ´) Are we running out of soft drinks and wine already?
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/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Sorry we just ran out
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( `ハ´) No worries, young lass. I shall contact my suppliers.
( `ハ´) And thank you for working at my party.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) I'm sorry, >>400, but I won't go back to your apartment
i 乂-‐ −! i after the party.
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< It's Squeeks!!400GET!!!! > _ _
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( ・∀・) < Bye now, I had fun. (1 minute here was too long.
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( `ハ´) I am glad you came to my party, Squeeks.
( `ハ´) Your friendship means a great deal to me.
( `ハ´) As you leave, please take the pamphlets. Perhaps you'll find them enlightening.
( `ハ´) And don't forget your complimentary mittens.
人
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( __ ) As per the recent legislatives dedicisions made by the Elitist Superstructure
( ´_⊃`) < I am going to have to insist that you no longer distribute contraband
(つ つ such as mittens or risk having your party forcibly shut down.
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( `ハ´) Thank you, Kuma. Security kitten, for all his hard work, is generally ineffective in these matters.
ミ*´ー`ミ What do you mean by that, nya
( `ハ´)I mean you're useless, but we still like you
ミ*´ー`ミ Oh! Okay, nya
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| | Я_Я / ̄ ̄ ̄
ノ__丶(〃 ゚Д゚) < Darkpa, this sake is delicious!
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( `ハ´) How do you like the squid?
鬱鬱鬱鬱鬱鬱鬱鬱
鬱 ○。 鬱
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( i从 〓〓ノ 〓〓 从从 ほ〜ら見てごらん
从从 -=・=- -=・=- 从从 これが僕のオンリーワンだよ
从从 l 从从) シュッシュッシュ
(从:.|.∴ヽ ∨ /∴从人)
(人人| ∴! ー===-' !∴.|从人)
(人人| ∴!  ̄ !∴|从人)
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(( ゚Д゚)) Darkpa, I was going through your closet and I found this fursuit!
⊂ つ What's the deal, man?!
/ _ ニニニつ
⊂ニ_/
( `ハ´)...
(`ハ´ )...
( `ハ´)I was a mascot for my college football team.
( `ハ´)Please take that off immediately. I'm having bad memories.
/⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)
| トェェェイ/ i dig ur party
| /`ニニ´
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( `ハ´)DQN-kun, I thank you for your kind words and patronage.
( `ハ´)You're welcome at my party any time.
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It is time for {o:::::::::(i,~[・‐][・.]
a preemptive strike. Damn straight. ':,:::::::::::ゝ、 )3、,)
| | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ∧∧ ヽ、____;/
_☆米☆_∧_∧ ミ,,,,,;露;;;,ミ /支\ :∩ヽ★_∩:
( ´_⊃`) ( ´∀`) (`_っ ´) (#`ハ´) :<`Д´;>: FEAR ME!!!!!!
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( `ハ´) Hello, Sam, and... others. Care for some refreshments, and perhaps hors d'oeuvres?
<`Д´;> My demand for Apology Juice Is Backed By Nuclear Weapons!
( `ハ´) I'm sorry, but it seems we're all out of apology juice. Why don't you try the punch?
<`д´;> My stereotype is far too limited to do something that out of character.