щ(`Д´щ) Why did you create a whole new thread for this?
щ(`Д´щ) by the way, WHY aren't you DEAD?!?!?!
щ(`д´щ) WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK MY PENIS ALREADY ?!
щ(`д´щ) WHY ARE YOU STAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING ?
щ(`д´щ) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ?!!!!!
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY did you bump our thread?
(屮゚Д゚)屮 And WHY didn't we notice until now?
щ(`д´щ) WHY CAN'T I GET A SIGNATURE ON THIS P.O.?!!!!
((屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY is Grandpa such a poopyhead?
щ(`д´щ) WHY ARE NIGGERS THE SAME COLOR AS SHIT?
щ(`д´щ) WHY isn't 4chan like it was 4 years ago it was totally a great website then
щ(`д´щ) WHY not?
щ(`д´щ) WHY have I been coming here for three years now and it's still not popular?
( 屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY can't you get it through your thick stench that it's your lack of deodorant that drives people away???
( 屮゚Д゚)屮 Because it's hard wording your anger into a sentence that includes WHY in it all the time.
( 屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY are you so fucking stupid?
щ(`д´щ) Why do I only have three fingers?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY am I reaching you at the coordinates of the abandoned space station?
From now on, I resolve to stop switching my keybخشقي شؤن فخ ىخقةشم ص
щ(`Д´щ) WHY THE HELL WOULD THE TOW TRUCK TAKE MY CAR TWO MILES DOWN THE ROAD AND THEN DUMP IT IN THE SNOW!?
щ(`Д´щ) 私はこの狂気の月の言語を読むことができない!
8==========D щ(`Д´щ) WHAT THE FUCK IS IN FRONT OF ME!
8==========DД´щ) WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY did I just bump a thread from days of yore when DQN was better!?
>>295 щ(`Д´щ) WHY DO YOU PRETEND TO BE JAPANESE WHEN YOU HAVE NO GRASP OF GRAMMAR OR CORRECT KANJI USAGE⁉⁉⁉
8============D´щ) WHHYYYAAAARGLGOBBLEGOBBLE!!!!!!!!
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY are you chewing on the business end of that plunger?
8============D´щ) WHY DON'T YOU TRYYYYYARGMMNOMNOM!
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY do people complain about when things used to be better? If you're not content with something act. You only have yourself to blame.
THAT'S THE MOST RETARDED THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY! YOU CAN'T BRING BACK THE OLD TIMES! щ(`Д´щ)
щ(`Д´щ) WHY CAN'T WE BAN PEOPLE FOR REFERENCING JOKES FROM THE PLACE THAT SHOULD NOT BE?
( ・-・) >>306 Yo dawg, we herd u didn't realise that actually, most memes started before they were redigested in that place. So it would be unfair to ban someone for maybe, using a meme from a smaller better imageboard without knowing the 4th circle of hell has made it unfunny for everyone else
щ(`Д´щ) I WAS REFERENCING ONLY TO THOSE MEMES, >>307-SAN! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY U DONT LIEK MUDKIPS
щ(`Д´щ) WHY DO PEOPLE RIP LOSSLESS VERSIONS OF BARELY MIDI-QUALITY SOUNDTRACK CDS?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is this shit so fucked up?
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY can't you lift a finger to fix this shit?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do people STILL pronounce WRYYYYYY like RYE?
(屮゚Д゚)屮 I DON'T KNOW, WHYYYYYYYYYYY DO THEY?
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY DO I STILL ONLY HAVE THREE FINGERS
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT IN THE TOP 100???
щ(`д´щ) WHY IS IT I ONLY GET WITH GIRLS WHEN I'M ON DRUGS THAT SHRINK MY DICK AND MAKE IT UNUSEABLE
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY AM I NOT IN THE TOP 100???
щ(`д´щ) WHYYYY didn't you tell me to just use my fingers thus destroying the joke by letting an obvious setup go unused?
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY ARE YOU TAKING DRUGS THAT SHRINK YOUR DICK IN THE FIRST PLACE?
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY DID YOU USE A "WHAT" QUESTION WHEN THIS THREAD IS CLEARLY ABOUT "WHY"?
щ(`д´щ) THIS IS MY THREAD WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY do you even care?
щ(`д´щ) WHY do so many Bible thumpers live in the Florida Panhandle?
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY does this bother you?
щ(`д´щ) WHY DO PEOPLE MISTAG SONGS?
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME MARK ALL MY COMEDY SONGS AS "WEIRD AL" IN PEACE?
щ(`д´щ) WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE THE ORIGINAL ARTIST CREDIT?
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY, I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REGGAE AND RAP AND YOU KNOW IT.
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY do birds suddenly appear everytime you're near?
щ(`д´щ) WHY DO YOU PUT BIRDSEED IN MY BED!?
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY DON'T WE ALL SPEAK IAMBIC PENTAMETER?
(щ`Д゚)屮 WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?
щ(`д´щ) WHY DID YOU GET SO CHEESY?
щ(`д´щ) WHY HAVE YOU NEVER REALIZED UNTIL NOW THAT YOU ARE AN ABHORRENT MUENSTER?
щ(`д´щ) WHY, I oughta POUND you!
(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY DON'T YOU CAKE IT OUTSIDE?
щ(`д´щ) WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ALREADY?
(屮゚д゚)屮 WHO's bumping all these character threads?
щ(`д´щ) WHOS ASKING?!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I am!
(屮゚ヮ゚)屮 Why do you make me so happy?
щ(`д´щ) bcause you thrive on my pain.
(屮゚д゚)屮 Are you sad because you're on your own?
(屮゚ヮ゚)屮 No, I get by with a little help from my friends
(屮´∀`)屮 Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
(屮゚ ー゚)屮 Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
(☜^ ー^☜ ) WHY can't I feel angry when you sing that song?
щ(`д´щ) You thrive on my pain. Didn't we just go over this?!
( 屮˃ ヮ˂)屮 No, I thrive on mittens. MITTENS!
щ(`д´щ) WHY won't anyone bump my thread?
( 屮˃ ヮ˂)屮 DINNER'S READY!
щ(`д´щ) Curse you, Poseidon! This cutlery is clearly too large!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does my penis hurt after I ejaculate?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY can't you respect my need for variety in masturbation techniques?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does Firefox jam up so damn often?
щ(V-Vщ) WHY do I even bother?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does the air-conditioning in the office have to be so damn cold?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do my teammates have to be so brainless?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is everything made in china?
(屮゚д゚)屮 WHY do you continue to buy Chinese merchandise if it bothers you?
(屮゚д゚)屮 WHY do I look different from what I was copy-pasted from?