(`DL) Why did you create a whole new thread for this?
(£ίDί)£ WHY ARE YOU TAKING DRUGS THAT SHRINK YOUR DICK IN THE FIRST PLACE?
(£ίDί)£ WHY DID YOU USE A "WHAT" QUESTION WHEN THIS THREAD IS CLEARLY ABOUT "WHY"?
(`tL) THIS IS MY THREAD WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
(£ίDί)£ WHY do you even care?
(`tL) WHY do so many Bible thumpers live in the Florida Panhandle?
(£ίDί)£ WHY does this bother you?
(`tL) WHY DO PEOPLE MISTAG SONGS?
(£ίDί)£ WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME MARK ALL MY COMEDY SONGS AS "WEIRD AL" IN PEACE?
(`tL) WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE THE ORIGINAL ARTIST CREDIT?
(£ίDί)£ WHY, I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REGGAE AND RAP AND YOU KNOW IT.
(£ίDί)£ WHY do birds suddenly appear everytime you're near?
(`tL) WHY DO YOU PUT BIRDSEED IN MY BED!?
(£ίDί)£ WHY DON'T WE ALL SPEAK IAMBIC PENTAMETER?
(`Dί)£ WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?
(`tL) WHY DID YOU GET SO CHEESY?
(`tL) WHY HAVE YOU NEVER REALIZED UNTIL NOW THAT YOU ARE AN ABHORRENT MUENSTER?
(`tL) WHY, I oughta POUND you!
(£ίDί)£ WHY DON'T YOU CAKE IT OUTSIDE?
(`tL) WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ALREADY?
(£ίtί)£ WHO's bumping all these character threads?
(`tL) WHOS ASKING?!
( ˃ ˂) I am!
(£ίί)£ Why do you make me so happy?
(`tL) bcause you thrive on my pain.
(£ίtί)£ Are you sad because you're on your own?
(£ίί)£ No, I get by with a little help from my friends
(£LΝM)£ Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
(£ί °ί)£ Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
(☜^ °^☜ ) WHY can't I feel angry when you sing that song?
(`tL) You thrive on my pain. Didn't we just go over this?!
( £˃ ˂)£ No, I thrive on mittens. MITTENS!
(`tL) WHY won't anyone bump my thread?
( £˃ ˂)£ DINNER'S READY!
(`tL) Curse you, Poseidon! This cutlery is clearly too large!
(`DL) WHY does my penis hurt after I ejaculate?
(`DL) WHY can't you respect my need for variety in masturbation techniques?
(`DL) WHY does Firefox jam up so damn often?
(ϊV-ϊV) WHY do I even bother?
(`DL) WHY does the air-conditioning in the office have to be so damn cold?
(`DL) WHY do my teammates have to be so brainless?
(`DL) WHY is everything made in china?
(£ίtί)£ WHY do you continue to buy Chinese merchandise if it bothers you?
(£ίtί)£ WHY do I look different from what I was copy-pasted from?
Κ(ಠϋuಠΚ╬) YOU FIRST MUFUGGA!
(`DL) WHY doesn't my grout and look better after spending hours cleaning it with a toothbrush and harsh chemicals?
(`DL) WHY must Michael Bay ruin good 1980s cartoons? WHAT cartoon is he going to ruin after TMNT? HOW can I protect He-Man and the Thundercats from his bullshit?
(£ίDί)£ WHY is it called Shonen Sunday if it comes out on Wednesday?!?!?!??!
(`DL) WHY is my precious rocket ship drifting off into deep space? WHY am I reaching you at the coordinates of the abandoned space station? WHYYYYY? WHYYYYY? WHYYYYY?
(`DL) WHY does Nissan advertise the new Maxima on the Super Bowl, but not give any specifications?
(£ίDί)£ WHY THE FUCK did Pete Carroll throw the ball? Lynch was RIGHT THERE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
(`DL) WHY do I feel like Mark Twain when I read any kind of statistic?
(`DL) WHY did you spend hours cleaning your grout with a toothbrush and harsh chemicals?
>>384 (`DL) WHY would I want to live in a dirty house? Mold allergies make me feel like crap!
(`DL) WHY is it so goddamned important that Bruce Jenner had transgender surgery?
(`DL) It doesn't bother me that people get transgender surgery! IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF that people feel the need to constantly interrupt good television shows just to remind us even more!
<£MΝL> £ WHY is America pig disgusting?
£<MΝL£> WHY is Japan pig disgusting?
<`DL> WHY did I mess up my last post?
(ΚίDί)Κ Because you SUCK!
ლ(`DLლ) WHY are my fingers so fucking fat so suddenly?