lol 4-ch comments (112)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 19:16

http://dpboards.proboards43.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=film&thread=1166559686&page=2
<quote>
It is very weird, isn't it. Could you make any sense of what they were saying?
</quote>
<quote>
That site is as ugly as it is pointless. I did enjoy the "Release Emergency Mittens" button though.
</quote>

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 19:33

GREG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

That's not how you superstructure!

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 19:38

blaming us.... bah.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 19:54

ya well their board looks like the shittiest shit that was ever shat out of a butt

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 21:13

ITT WE INVADE THAT LINK

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 22:40

ITT come on, no reg necessary. post away.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 23:10

good job to whoever fucked it up. go back

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:03

let's overrun the whole site!

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:06

"Who are you people."

haha oh wow.

ITT we kick off the DQN external boards exchange program and welcome all new users to the site.

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and welcome, new users!
 (つ   つ
 | | |     
 (__)_)

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:09

>>8
Hell no. Let's stay in that one thread, that will make things a lot less violent and more fun for everyone, it's the TANASINN WA∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:14

>>10

Too late. I've already started a bento box thread.

12 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4903 00:17

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF DQN: Please do not behave like 4chan people - do not confuse people by posting 4chan kopipe, which is mainly targeted at the masses and is not elitist quality. The Elitist Superstructure Elite Extended Network Control Subcommittee does not approve of this. For further documentation, refer to the Elitist Superstructure code of conduct, paragraph 15: "WeAreNot4chan" (As documented in the 4-ch wiki).

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:19

>>11
STOP! In the naaaaame of loooove~

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:31

http://dissoluteproductions.com/affiliates.php
                     ^^^^^^^
(!)

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:39

>>12

YOUR B& 4EVR!

Just kidding. Good advice actually.

Most of the kopipe comes from Wikichan, and some of it is DQN quality though.

So let's KOPIPE!

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:40

>>12

YOUR B& 4EVR!

Just kidding. Good advice actually.

Most of the kopipe comes from Wikichan, and some of it is DQN quality though.

So let's KOPIPE!

17 Name: Sachiko!//UrPiQv9. : 1993-09-4903 00:43

Their rules below (which we've reasonably ignored). It's permaban for me most likely.

  1. Write like a reasonably intelligent person.

Your posts are going to be on this forum for the world to see. Don't make people struggle to read your posts. if u write like this u mite find urself in srs trouble LOL

2. Try to contribute to threads.

Before you reply, ask yourself if what you're posting adds anything to the discussion. Don't just post "OK", "I agree", or "lol". No single smiley replies.

3. Don't double post.

Use the 'modify' button (on the top right of your posts). Double posting makes me so angry that I want to eat butterflies. Don't do it.

4. Mark all Not-Safe-For-Work images "NSFW" and link to them.

Never post a pornographic/offensive/racist picture in any of the forums. Link to it and give a warning.

5. Nothing Illegal.

Don't ask for anything illegal, don't conduct illegal activity (or at least do it discreetly via PMs), and if possible avoid thinking illegal thoughts. We run a tight ship here. Also bear in mind that people of any age could be on the forum, so avoid posting anything it's illegal for them to see. 'Illegal' means in the US, the UK, or whatever backwards country you're in.

6. Be civilized.

Don't troll people's threads. If you disagree, say so and why. Don't just call them a fag.

7. No Post-Count Boosting.

Don't reply to the thread if you didn't actually read the first post. This includes watching videos or reading articles. Also, you don't need to reply to every freaking person who posts in a thread.

8. This Is Not Instant Messaging.

There's a place for conducting stupid conversations where messages are spaced only seconds apart and go something like 'hi' 'lol' 'sup'. This place is instant messaging, and also, if you must, the drivel board. In a forum you're expected to think about your responses, and don't expect an instant reply.

~

These rules aren't all-inclusive. Decisions are made by the moderators, and they're always right in the end, so please don't argue. If you want to find out what annoying trends to avoid, look at some people who have been banned. Don't do what they did to be banned.

PUNISHMENTS

There are two kinds of bans: Temporary bans and permabans.

Temporary Ban:
You're prevented from posting at all while on a TB.These are handed out for breaking basic rules like trolling and general assholery. They range from 6 hours to a year, but they'll rarely be more than a week unless you do something seriously stupid. Once the TB is over, you can post again.

Permaban:
You probably won't be permabanned unless you maliciously spam the forum, post goatse or repeatedly get TBs and never learn. Permabans are usually accompanied by IP bans.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 01:11

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 08:08

bump

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 16:04

oh wow

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 18:12

peh. idiots there are falling for the oldest tricks.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 21:15

>>Don't just post "OK", "I agree", or "lol". No single smiley replies.

OK :D

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 23:38

>>hows about a good old fashioned helping of DOOM! seriously, drop dead. We don't care if your crappy site sucks, ours doesn't. Now lets peacefully allow this thread to die.

Please continue to display elitist quality

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 01:43

>>22
I agree

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 03:14

>>24
lol

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 03:17

XD

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 06:26

me too

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 09:36

JISAKU JIEN

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 10:06

>>28
I agree

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 11:50

This continues to be extremely funny.

>>Hey, why don't you people make accounts?

Does this look like PhpBB (the sound one makes doing a raspberry) to you?!?

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:03

lol

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:52

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 03:09

>>Yeh I kinda like these guys now.

We must change this!

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 09:24

Lies they say, they use the word "like" as a tactic to make us pull out.

35 Name: Guest : 1993-09-4908 05:54

Pull out? Fuck that! You never change dicks in the middle of a screw!

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 00:41

OK

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 06:32

We must invade more threads and take over!

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 09:07

No. Just the one thread.

Anything else would be distasteful.

39 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4909 13:01

Let's not call it invasion, let's call it tea party!

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 13:08

My, what a lovely tea party.

41 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4909 14:00

Tea party in the forbidden garden.

~Would you like some tea?~

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 21:28

Re: Eragon
« Reply #227 on Today at 2:37pm » [Quote]
Oh, can't we just call them spambots and edit them all? Pleease. It'll be fun.

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 00:57

Wow! I can't believe that there's more posts from us in a thread on a foreign message board than there are in most threads here. It's the end times, "obliviously".

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 01:23

>>43
Maybe we're running out of ideas here; we've heard them all already. Since the 6 of us have tired out all our jokes on each other, we must turn to the wider audience of the internet to unleash our barrage of humor.

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 01:36

Maybe we need to get some new jokes or something.

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 02:44

New jokes make me nervous. Better to use the ones everyone else already uses.

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 04:59

>>46 good idea. I've recycled this one from an old thread:

Lets Harikari.
Lets Nissan Skyline GT-R
Lets Bukkake
Lets wear a cheap rubber Godzilla costume and stomp on scale models of Tokyo.
Lets fap-pu fap-pu fap-pu

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 20:36

fap-pu fap-pu fap-pu

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 23:03

pax-tsukuru needs a link there

50 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4911 23:45

Guys, get with the times. The jokes being produced now days with technology far outstrip conventional jokes. Like this one:

Knock knock.

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 01:03

>>50
I am currently working on jokes which will be fabricated on a 45nm die. Their hilarity per instruction will be 30% better than previous joke technologies.

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 01:12

Who's there?

53 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4912 04:10

An octopus ;)

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 04:28

wrong, it's a tripfag

55 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4912 04:32

It's a tripfag WHO?

56 Name: Sachiko!//UrPiQv9. : 1993-09-4912 06:24

A tripfag is YOU!!!

57 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4912 06:49

=O What an ending!

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 06:18

  ミ*´ー`ミ The invasion must continue! Cowards will be shot~nya!
〜(,_uuノ

59 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4914 09:15

( ゚ ヮ゚)_旦 I've told you already, it's a tea party! Not an invasion!

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 11:26

>>58
Cut that out. You're security kitten, not комисса́р kitten.

61 Name: 7th Guest!IFBjOMrar2 : 1993-09-4914 19:50

Tea party's closed (AIDS in the thread)

62 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4914 22:52

>>61 is banned for being a /b/tard. The Elitist Superstructure finds /b/ of 4chan to be distasteful.

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 22:59

 ∧_∧
( ´Д`) < Hello >>61, go back to 4chan. Thank you~

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 23:04

This is not 4chan! Please read your "employee handbook", thank you.

  • Management, Elitist Superstructure

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 10:46

These guys are not DQN quality, please revert from action which ends up with them being here.

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 20:07

age

67 Name: 7th Guest!IFBjOMrar2 : 1993-09-4915 20:16

>>62 /b/ of 7chan is truly superior, even the elitest superstructure finds it tasty!

68 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4915 20:26

>>67

I think DQN should be DQN and The Elitist Superstructure is the finest example of ideal text based pseudoself-moderated sexenary networked socio-urbanic existence there is.

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 20:42

 ∧_∧
( ´Д`) < Yes, the invasion is over. It would be a bad thing if we had new 4chaner-like dumbasses here.

70 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4915 23:13

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this invasion has peacefully ended.
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

=D

Whoever posted that, you can't more appropriately sum up and end a 4-ch invasion. What a fantastic sentiment!

71 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4916 05:09

Why the hell are you sending us spam?

72 Name: MODD!gNpjCaKbgM : 1993-09-4916 05:11

>>71 is banned for sending us spam.

73 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4916 05:30

>>72 is banned for MODD impersonation

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 06:33

>>71, see >>69 & >>70, thx.

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 06:33

>73 is banned for MODD impersonation while accusing another impostor to be impersonating another person.

76 Name: MOD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4916 08:17

THREADJACK!
ITT we fail at MODD!5JrU4Q0lH6 impersonation!

77 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4916 09:05

This thread is locked for:

Inciting to impresonate staff

You can't post in this thread anymore.

78 Name: ADMIN!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4916 11:22

>>76 >>77
you're B&!

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 11:31

Hey everybody! Arbiter's has a link to a personal website, which has a guestbook!

http://nightwish.com/en/fans/guestbook

The Elitist Superstructure finds leaving Grandpa/Junior comments in guestbooks to be tasteful.

80 Name: MOTT!EOKAMA75e2 : 1993-09-4916 11:40

>>1-72,74-75,78-79 are assigned banned status.

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 11:46

>>79
We are not 4chan. We find such /b/ish activities to be distasteful. Please keep this single thread invasion confined to the single thread in question.

>>71
Spam? We are sending you finely crafted AA and the most delicious copypasta

82 Name: MaWd!m/elAEnLyQ : 1993-09-4916 11:52

>>79, >>80, >>81 ... banned forever

83 Name: >>81 : 1993-09-4916 11:55

Haha disregard that. I suck cocks.

That's /b/ quality for you!

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 13:13

also remember that we aren't not4chan.

85 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4916 17:27

>>82 is assigned banned status for lacking style when issuing bans.

86 Name: Anonymod!rpXGguGO.E : 1993-09-4916 19:03

>>85 is banned because I'm tired of his gimmick.

87 Name: Squeeks!265XGj4R92 : 1993-09-4916 19:55

>>86 is banned for anti-elitist thoughtcrime.

88 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4916 20:26

I want to, because you have a incredibly bad social structure. Not to mansion immaturity :-/. If you think you can "invade" a thread like that, you must be immature.

And also, DP forum members, I would suggest you looked in there site... If you can.

89 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4916 21:12

Disregard that, I suck cock

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 21:18

Arbiter, learn how to form sentences and make less typos, thanks.

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 21:18

>>1-89 same person

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 21:19

>>1-91 same person

93 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4916 21:25

>>1-93 same person

94 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4917 07:48

Wait, I go for a few hours and there's two EXTRA post that I DIDN'T MAKE.

That proves the MODS here are hypocritical bastards, and the fact that they would stoop so LOW as to hack into users' accounts and make posts in their name is pretty fucking DQN.

95 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4917 10:59

>>94 is banned for insulting the moderation staff. Everybody, let this example remind you of your position!

96 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4917 11:44

Why can I still here when I am banned? Are your mods idiots or something?

97 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4917 11:47

DIS AKOUNT IS T3H H4XX0R3D by T3H 5H18474!!!!

1'M S0 1337...coold n' 1 L1V3 1N T3H 1MM47UR17Y M4N510N!!!two!!!

Post edited by Shibata (Admin) at 11:44

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 11:52

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99 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4917 21:08

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

100 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4918 10:13

Dissolute Productions wants 100GET!

101 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4918 15:31

I think that I am smart, I play halo, yet I can't understand this site so I'll just try and insult it and actually come off as a dumbass know-nothing. I'll probably forget that I posted this later too because I'm just that dumb.

102 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4918 17:31

lol internet

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 17:41

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104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 14:54

So I pushed a button without knowing what it was going to do. Pure innocent curiosity, or so I'd thought at the time. I mean..it was kind of an emergency.. But before I knew it they were falling rapidly and skewing my vision. I had set off a false alarm, and now I was panicking. Just how many were there?! What should I do? How do I make it stop? Should I just subtle walk away and pretend it had nothing to do with me? What if the police got involved? What's the sentence for crying wolf? But I'm too young to go to jail! I'm still a virgin! Oh god, Oh god. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I caught them all in my mouth.

The end.

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 05:38

     | \
     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANT A TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

106 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 13:43

>>105
AHA!

107 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 13:45

>>106
UHO!

108 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 14:43

>>107
UNGAA

109 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 18:51

>>108 HahahHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

110 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 20:48

>>109
Can I interest you in a high-quality fibre-based dietary supplement, Good Sir?

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 08:54

VORUDEMOTO

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 20:54

it carries out and is w

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