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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread has peacefully begun.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and fucking a normal human being is something I shall never be capable of.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and >>250 explains how normal
(つ つ people are completely non-arousing.
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( ・∀・) < >>1-251 Impostors!
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and >>252 failed to include himself.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I fucked >>253's sister, she's at the bottom of a LAKE YOU'LL NEVER FIND HER
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and impostors are trying to to defame me!
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( ∘A∘) < My name is Squeeks and-- SHHREEEEEEEEEEIK!!
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I've done the character set thing before.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I don't even understand my own popularity.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm just popular enough to still qualify as 'underground'
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my new album drops next Sursday.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and it is a synthpop-grindcore crossover concept album.
(つ つ It tells the story of a man who just wants extra sauce.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my DJ name is DJ Squeeks.
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(,,・∀・,,) < My name is Squeeks, and this is Ecco.
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(,,・∀・,,) < My name is Squeeks, and GAME OVER.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and everything has been done before.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and that's pretty much why we gave up on this thread.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and now I've lost it.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and so there is nothing else to do.
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((/ デ.ㄟ) < My name is Squeeks and despair is all I have, it is my oldest friend.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and what?
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( ・∀・) < MAI NAIMUH ISSUH SQUEEKSUH
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread has hit an all time low
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm downsizing.
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( ・∀・) < My name isn't actually Squeeks and I've been living a lie..
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( ・∀・) < My name is, Squeeks. And I think: proper punctuation restrict's creativity...
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( ・∀・) < My name is Skveeks and I hongry fo HOT POKKET
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( ・∀・) < My name is Skveeks and I haff a skandinavian-chinese accent.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I have a cousin who says he has Aspergers but it's really a self-diagnosed issue. he's a fucking liar.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and bump.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am a stinky poopyhead, literally.
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( ・-・) < My name is not Squeeks and I am changing the subject.
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( ^_____^) < My name is Squeeks and kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER!
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm switching back to the hat.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I like to dance!
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( ・♈・) < My name is Squeeks and Nine-Eleven al Qaeda Saddam Hussein Iraq Yellowcake Uranium Mushroom Cloud September 11, 2001
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I jizzed on your raincoat.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm running for President of the United States
(つ つ despite being an Australian citizen living in Europe.
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(・∀・ ) My name is Squeeks and I'm testing because this is the first time I post in DQN.
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(・∀・ ) My name is Squeeks and I make hats, wanna buy some?.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Jay Squeeksand. Damned glad to meet you!
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and it really is.
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(・∀・ ) My name is Squeeks and I shit tanasinn.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks I am a terrifying cross between a
(つ つ dalek an Ewok and the Taj Mahal
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my Minarettes are bigger than yours.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my Marimites are bigger than yours.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my >>301 is my mother. Please be kind to her.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and Russians need to kindly eat shit and die.
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307get
lol wtf
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and the last few posts are figments of your imagination.
(つ つ Will the real 307GET please stand up?
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and due to a rift in the space-time
(つ つ continuum, this is >>307,308,310GET all simultaneously.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm not dressed properly today.
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( ・∀・)< My name is Squeeks and
∩( っ¶っ¶∩ I'm raining DOOM on you doomed people!
+ | ノ  ̄ ̄ ̄ ヽ
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).:.:;;.;;;.:.)(___)::::::::::/\\\ (_/ ズシーン
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( ,.‐''~ ワー | ::::/\:::::\ . .\\\丿ヽノヾ/丶
(..::;ノ )ノ__. _ | ::/ _ )::::: _)ゴー..ヽ\\_ノヽノヽノヽ )
)ノ__ '|ロロ|/ \∪.___.|ロロ|/ \/ヽ ヽ\ )ノ
_|田||ロロ|| ロロ|_|田|.|ロロ|_| ロロ|_ (.:;;.;;丶 丿ソ
三( ・-・) My name is Beady Eyes and I am running the fuck away.
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( ・∀・)< My name is Squeeks and
∩( っ¶っ¶∩ you aren't going anywhere!
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( ,.‐''~ ワー | ::::/\:::::\ . .\\\丿ヽノヾ/丶
(..::;ノ )ノ__. _ | ::/ _ )::::: _)ゴー..ヽ\\_ノヽノヽノヽ )
)ノ__ '|ロロ|/ \∪.___.|ロロ|/ \/ヽ ヽ\ )ノ
_|田||ロロ|| ロロ|_|田|.|ロロ|_| ロロ|_ (.:;;.;;丶( ・-・)丿ソ Crap!
( ・-・) My name is Beady Eyes and he's still asleep.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and all Brits are Pomeranians
(つ つ even though they wish they were Corgis.
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( ・∀・) < My name was Squeeks, but now I am just a memory.
< My name is Squeeks and using the power of shit I have DRILLED
A HOLE in the space-time continuum.
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< `∀´ > My name is Squeeks and
( ) Glory to the Great Leader!!
し―-J
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and Nida, take off my hat.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread must stay in the top 40.
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( '__') < My name is iSqueeks and resistance is futile.
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( '__') < My name is iSqueeks and the previous post was the product of Apple test marketing.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and lol butthurt.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and [this space intentionally left blank]
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( ・∀・) < Dear Sir,
(つ つ TOP SECRET
| | | This letter would definitely come to you as a surprise
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any prior communication. My names are CHARLES HARBERT "SQUEEKS" MCKAY. I am an Australian but presently in United Kingdom. I write to know if you will be interested in working with me on a deal that can make us millionaires if we can be sincere with each other as well as having mutual respect for one another. This is a deal that can run for several years without being unveiled if only we can keep our secrets between just the two of us, and without showing off our wealth to attract undue attentions.
I am an IT expert who have devised a means of siphoning funds from huge deposits of Saddam Hussein’s loot in a bank in Jersey, Channel Island. I am capable of juggling through the bank’s database and make transfers by both swift and plastic means (Debit and ATM Cards) without being noticed by any known bank security device. I have built a network that makes use of the OFX-Connect of i2cbank Electronic Transaction Processing and Personal Financial Management (PFM) equipments/applications. This Network was built around a secure e-commerce transaction SSL Certificates that enables up to 256-bit encryption including Signing Technologies, Identity Verification Developer Solutions and Anti-Phishing Tools to enhance smooth and undetectable transactions. This is a risk free deal, which can never be traced to anybody because it is strictly online transactions, which shall be strictly done using the proper codes, encryptions, holograms and embossments. There is US$500,000,000.00 in the said account but we can keep each Transaction as low as US$25,000 and done three times in a week, which gives us a weekly return of US$75,000. We can increase the transaction volume/amount as we progress in the deal. We should be able to siphon more than US$300,000,000.00 from this account and without being traced to us.
Please let us execute this deal because this tyrant and his lieutenant’s loots during his dictatorship in Iraq was so much as you can see in some British Broadcasting Corporation news/reports here; <http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm>. Following the execution of Saddam and current confiscation of his assets and properties, the said bank is about sitting on this money because the account is coded. But I have been able to decode and burg into it using my soft wares. Please do indicate your position through a return mail so that I can update you further. The sooner we commence this deal the better. Please if you are skeptical about anything just feel free to ask for further and more detailed explanation/clarifications on my winning strategies and why I am so sure of being successful in the deal.
Regards.
MR. CHARLES MCKAY
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I endorse this money-making venture!
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am posting from a college computer lab and bizzare individualistic formatting errors may occur! ( つ つ
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm truly sick of the threads about 4chan everytime it goes down.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm contributing to the problem by complaining about it.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I SAY YES
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‶ W ″
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″‶ < My name is Squeeks and F O E
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and after
(つ つ a long absence, I have returned!
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( ・∀・) < and man, that was a long pause.
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( ・∀・) < So anyway, a bear walks into a bar, and says
(つ つ "Gimme a beer............. and a shot."
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and that was the joke.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm
(つ つ afraid it went over my head.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm having a Deja vu
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( ・∀・) < I am a huge steaming pile of squeeks.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and how do you like DQN's totem made to me?
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I had flaked bonito for lunch today.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I have mercury and cadmium permeating my systems.
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( ●∀●) < My name is Anti-Squeeks there is no point to my existance.
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