( ・∀・)My name is Squeeks and this is part III (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 06:32

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread has peacefully begun.
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250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 10:27

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and fucking a normal human being is something I shall never be capable of.
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251 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 14:37

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and >>250 explains how normal
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252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:52

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 ( ・∀・) < >>1-251 Impostors!
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253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 23:37

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and >>252 failed to include himself.
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254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 14:08

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I fucked >>253's sister, she's at the bottom of a LAKE YOU'LL NEVER FIND HER
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255 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 17:38

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    // (●) (●) ヽヽ  Squeeks is the middle cat. The other is Shii.
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   | | |/⌒llー 一ll⌒ヽ| ||.  | 三 (又_) 三.|. .  | 三 (又_) 三.|
   | | |  r/\__/ヽi  || ||  \ _ ^ _/    \ _ ^ _/
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256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 15:10

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and impostors are trying to to defame me!
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257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 20:08

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 ( ∘A∘) < My name is Squeeks and-- SHHREEEEEEEEEEIK!!
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258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 03:06

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259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 11:29

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I've done the character set thing before.
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260 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 15:45

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I don't understand the
 (つ   つ popularity of Hard Gay.
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261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 17:38

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I don't even understand my own popularity.
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262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 22:07

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm just popular enough to still qualify as 'underground'
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263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 17:17

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my new album drops next Sursday.
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264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 18:03

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and it is a synthpop-grindcore crossover concept album.
 (つ   つ  It tells the story of a man who just wants extra sauce.
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265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:16

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my DJ name is DJ Squeeks.
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266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 11:17

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        (,,・∀・,,) < My name is Squeeks, and this is Ecco.
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   。 ゚
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267 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 13:40

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        (,,・∀・,,) < My name is Squeeks, and GAME OVER.
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268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 15:41

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and everything has been done before.
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269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 18:18

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and that's pretty much why we gave up on this thread.
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270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 13:51

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and now I've lost it.
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271 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 19:35

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and so there is nothing else to do.
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272 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 22:12

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 ((/ デ.ㄟ) < My name is Squeeks and despair is all I have, it is my oldest friend.
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273 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 20:30

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and what?
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274 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 03:49

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 ( ・∀・) < MAI NAIMUH ISSUH SQUEEKSUH
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275 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 07:40

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread has hit an all time low
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276 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 23:26

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm downsizing.
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277 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 03:58

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 ( ・∀・) < My name isn't actually Squeeks and I've been living a lie..
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278 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 16:24

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is, Squeeks. And I think: proper punctuation restrict's creativity...
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279 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 18:24

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Skveeks and I hongry fo HOT POKKET
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280 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 19:56

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Skveeks and I haff a skandinavian-chinese accent.
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281 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 00:58

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I have a cousin who says he has Aspergers but it's really a self-diagnosed issue. he's a fucking liar.
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282 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 23:46

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and bump.
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283 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 23:58

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am a stinky poopyhead, literally.
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284 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 00:24

( ・-・) < My name is not Squeeks and I am changing the subject.

285 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 00:46

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and what are you doing in my thread?
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286 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 14:42

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 ( ^_____^) < My name is Squeeks and kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER!
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287 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 18:33

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm switching back to the hat.
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288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 23:19

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I like to dance!
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289 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 04:56

   ☁☁☁☁☁
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 ( ・♈・) < My name is Squeeks and Nine-Eleven al Qaeda Saddam Hussein Iraq Yellowcake Uranium Mushroom Cloud September 11, 2001
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290 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 05:02

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  (・∀・  ) My name is Squeeks and this shit is what I think of DQN's user base.
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291 Name: Squeeks : 1993-09-5092 07:05

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292 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 07:07

>>291
And.....?

293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 08:32

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I have a secret super alias complete with a cave.
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294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 08:33

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I jizzed on your raincoat.
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295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 10:15

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm running for President of the United States
 (つ   つ   despite being an Australian citizen living in Europe.
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296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 13:18

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  (・∀・  ) My name is Squeeks and I'm testing because this is the first time I post in DQN.
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297 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 13:19

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  (・∀・  ) My name is Squeeks and I make hats, wanna buy some?.
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298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 17:03

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Jay Squeeksand. Damned glad to meet you!
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299 Name: Squeeks : 1993-09-5092 22:39

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and it really is.
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300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 03:33

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  (・∀・  ) My name is Squeeks and I shit tanasinn.
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301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 14:24

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             .¨.、,,,、,,r_,ノ′
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          ゙{y、、;:...:,:.:.、;:..:,:.:. ._  、}
          ".¨ー=v ''‐ .:v、,,、,r,ノ′
         /;i;i; '',',;;;_~⌒¨;;;;;;;;ヾ.ミ゙´゙^′..ヽ
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         ".¨ー=v ''‐ .:v、冫_._ .、,,,、,,r_,ノ′
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      |:::::::  ~      |          ゝ___ノ
      ヽ、____ノヽ'

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 15:02

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks I am a terrifying cross between a
 (つ   つ     dalek an Ewok and the Taj Mahal
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303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 15:15

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my Minarettes are bigger than yours.
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304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 15:34

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my Marimites are bigger than yours.
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305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 04:18

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my >>301 is my mother. Please be kind to her.
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306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 17:11

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and Russians need to kindly eat shit and die.
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307 Name: 307get Man : 1993-09-5094 19:18

307get

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 22:29

lol wtf

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 03:53

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and the last few posts are figments of your imagination.
 (つ   つ    Will the real 307GET please stand up?
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310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 14:37

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and due to a rift in the space-time
 (つ   つ   continuum, this is >>307,308,310GET all simultaneously.
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311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 15:35

  
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm not dressed properly today.
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312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 18:53

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              ( ・∀・)< My name is Squeeks and
             ∩( っ¶っ¶∩   I'm raining DOOM on you doomed people!
    +         | ノ  ̄ ̄ ̄ ヽ
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    ( . .:.::;;;._,,'/ __::ヽノ\\\:::/´>  )        +
     ).:.:;;.;;;.:.)(___)::::::::::/\\\ (_/  ズシーン
    ノ. ..:;;.;.ノ  | ::::::::::::::::::::/  \\\
   ( ,.‐''~ ワー  | ::::/\:::::\ .  .\\\丿ヽノヾ/丶
(..::;ノ )ノ__.  _  | ::/  _ )::::: _)ゴー..ヽ\\_ノヽノヽノヽ ) 
 )ノ__ '|ロロ|/  \∪.___.|ロロ|/  \/ヽ ヽ\     )ノ
_|田||ロロ|| ロロ|_|田|.|ロロ|_| ロロ|_  (.:;;.;;丶   丿ソ

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 20:02

三( ・-・) My name is Beady Eyes and I am running the fuck away.

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 23:32

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              ( ・∀・)< My name is Squeeks and
             ∩( っ¶っ¶∩   you aren't going anywhere!
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     ).:.:;;.;;;.:.)(___)::::::::::/\\\ (_/  ズシーン
    ノ. ..:;;.;.ノ  | ::::::::::::::::::::/  \\\
   ( ,.‐''~ ワー  | ::::/\:::::\ .  .\\\丿ヽノヾ/丶
(..::;ノ )ノ__.  _  | ::/  _ )::::: _)ゴー..ヽ\\_ノヽノヽノヽ ) 
 )ノ__ '|ロロ|/  \∪.___.|ロロ|/  \/ヽ ヽ\     )ノ
_|田||ロロ|| ロロ|_|田|.|ロロ|_| ロロ|_  (.:;;.;;丶( ・-・)丿ソ Crap!

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 09:16

( ・-・) My name is Beady Eyes and he's still asleep.

316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 20:35

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and all Brits are Pomeranians
 (つ   つ   even though they wish they were Corgis.
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317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 04:45

   
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 ( ・∀・) < My name was Squeeks, but now I am just a memory.

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 05:55

 < My name is Squeeks and using the power of shit I have DRILLED
   A HOLE in the space-time continuum.

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 14:35

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  < `∀´ >    My name is Squeeks and
  (    )     Glory to the Great Leader!!
  し―-J

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 21:56

   人
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and Nida, take off my hat.
 (つ   つ   
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321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 16:10

   人
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread must stay in the top 40.
 (つ   つ 
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322 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5130 21:17

   人
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and insert nothing here.
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323 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5130 22:12

   人
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 ( '__') < My name is iSqueeks and resistance is futile.
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324 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5130 22:14

   人
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 (  '__') < My name is iSqueeks and the previous post was the product of Apple test marketing.
 (つ   つ 
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325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 23:24

   人
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and lol butthurt.
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326 Name: [this space intentionally left blank] : 1993-09-5131 04:48

   人
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and [this space intentionally left blank]
 (つ   つ 
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327 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5131 19:05

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < Dear Sir,
 (つ   つ    TOP SECRET
 | | |     This letter would definitely come to you as a surprise
 (__)_)   owing to the fact that you and I have never had
any prior communication. My names are CHARLES HARBERT "SQUEEKS" MCKAY. I am an Australian but presently in United Kingdom. I write to know if you will be interested in working with me on a deal that can make us millionaires if we can be sincere with each other as well as having mutual respect for one another. This is a deal that can run for several years without being unveiled if only we can keep our secrets between just the two of us, and without showing off our wealth to attract undue attentions.

I am an IT expert who have devised a means of siphoning funds from huge deposits of Saddam Hussein’s loot in a bank in Jersey, Channel Island. I am capable of juggling through the bank’s database and make transfers by both swift and plastic means (Debit and ATM Cards) without being noticed by any known bank security device. I have built a network that makes use of the OFX-Connect of i2cbank Electronic Transaction Processing and Personal Financial Management (PFM) equipments/applications. This Network was built around a secure e-commerce transaction SSL Certificates that enables up to 256-bit encryption including Signing Technologies, Identity Verification Developer Solutions and Anti-Phishing Tools to enhance smooth and undetectable transactions. This is a risk free deal, which can never be traced to anybody because it is strictly online transactions, which shall be strictly done using the proper codes, encryptions, holograms and embossments. There is US$500,000,000.00 in the said account but we can keep each Transaction as low as US$25,000 and done three times in a week, which gives us a weekly return of US$75,000. We can increase the transaction volume/amount as we progress in the deal. We should be able to siphon more than US$300,000,000.00 from this account and without being traced to us.

Please let us execute this deal because this tyrant and his lieutenant’s loots during his dictatorship in Iraq was so much as you can see in some British Broadcasting Corporation news/reports here; <http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm>. Following the execution of Saddam and current confiscation of his assets and properties, the said bank is about sitting on this money because the account is coded. But I have been able to decode and burg into it using my soft wares. Please do indicate your position through a return mail so that I can update you further. The sooner we commence this deal the better. Please if you are skeptical about anything just feel free to ask for further and more detailed explanation/clarifications on my winning strategies and why I am so sure of being successful in the deal.

Regards.

MR. CHARLES MCKAY

328 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 17:20

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I endorse this money-making venture!
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329 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 18:54

    人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am posting from a college computer lab and bizzare individualistic formatting errors may occur! ( つ   つ 
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330 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 04:17

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm truly sick of the threads about 4chan everytime it goes down.
 (つ   つ 
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331 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 04:55

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm contributing to the problem by complaining about it.
 (つ   つ 
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332 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 04:56

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I SAY YES
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333 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 10:01

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and BAKA INU!!!!!!
 (つ   つ 
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334 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 10:48

   人     
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  ‶ W ″
 ミ ゚ Д゚ 彡
   ″‶ < My name is Squeeks and  F O E
 (つ   つ 
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335 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 12:51

   人     
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 ミ ゚ Д゚ 彡< My name is F O E and Squeeks. 
 (つ ″つ 
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336 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 10:21

             人           \人人人人人人人人/
            (__)         ≫             ≪
        _  (__) _      ≫My name is Squeeks, fools≪
      <⌒\\( ・∀・ )\\     ≫            ≪
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    ./ ̄ー \ 旧 ̄ ̄ ̄\、旧>
    (▼_,)__/ ノ /  ー  ーノ_/
    /^´ / /ン Y     ▼\\____ ノ2  ,、
    /  / /\彡人  、_人_.ノ ./|  /Yンチ彡j
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           _匡ン ̄|キノ`7
           || \ノ_|__/v/
           ||  | .|、_/
           |\ノ| _|/
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          |ヽ|__/\|、
          ^\ト\_ い
            ^\ ⌒/

337 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 02:15

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and after
 (つ   つ  a long absence, I have returned!
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338 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 18:51

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is "The artist
 (つ   つ  formally known as Squeeks"
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339 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 21:30

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < and man, that was a long pause.
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340 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 14:08

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < So anyway, a bear walks into a bar, and says
 (つ   つ "Gimme a beer............. and a shot."
 | | |  and the bartender replied, "Sure, but why the big pause?"
 (__)_)

341 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 14:09

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and that was the joke.
 (つ   つ
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342 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 23:10

************

  • JOKE *
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   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm
 (つ   つ afraid it went over my head.
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343 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 03:07

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm having a Deja vu
 (つ   つ
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344 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 04:02

   人             
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 ( ・∀・) < I am a huge steaming pile of squeeks.

345 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 16:30

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and how do you like DQN's totem made to me?
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346 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 10:29

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I had flaked bonito for lunch today.
 (つ   つ
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347 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 18:07

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I have mercury and cadmium permeating my systems.
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348 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 20:30

   人     
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 ( ●∀●) < My name is Anti-Squeeks there is no point to my existance.
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349 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 21:21

    人     
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  ( __ ) ♀   
  ( ・∀・) ‖< My name is Squeeks and Βασιλεύς Βασιλέων, Βασιλεύων Βασιλευόντων
  / ~つ〈/つ
 ノ  ノ|  |    ‖
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