( ・∀・)My name is Squeeks and this is part III (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 06:32

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread has peacefully begun.
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650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 17:51

( ・A・)Hello, Meg! You know, you don't look anything like Squeeks.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 18:14

   
    
   
    
        < My name is Meg and I don't have to take that from a talking head.
 
 
 

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 19:13

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 ( ・A・) < My name is Squeeks and wtf happened.
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653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 16:38


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 ( ・∀・) < Y'all know my name...Fuck.
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654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 23:28


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 ( ・∀・) <Hi! My name is (WHAT) my name is (WHO) my name is (TIKKA TIKKA) Squeeks
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655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 00:08

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and if I had an afro I'd be the funk soul brother CHECK IT OUT NOW
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656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 01:10


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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and I got a real funky concept
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657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 02:40

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and my message is relevant to a youth demographic.
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658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 13:46

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and my erection is also relevant to youth.
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659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5759 00:38

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 < `∀´> kekeke
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660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5759 06:52

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and what's nida doing in this thread?
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661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5759 20:54

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 < `∀´> 마이 네임 이주 스크이크스 안드 샤트 다 헬르 앞 스크이크스 kekekekeke
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662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5759 21:25

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and all that kimchi apology juice nida crap is getting pretty old.
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663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5760 01:06

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and I regret what I just said.
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664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5760 11:44

  ∧,,∧
 (;`・ω・)  。・゚・⌒) I'll make kimchi fried rice!
 /   o━ヽニニフ))
 しー-J

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5761 05:07

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and I make the kimchi fried rice around here motherfuckaaas!
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666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 02:39

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 < `∀´> <My name is Squenida and I am stealing your 666GET nida!
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667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 19:48

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 ( ・∀・)  ( __ ) <My name is Squeeks and the kimchi fried rice is ready!
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668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 22:50

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 < `∀´> --<My name is Squeeks and kimchi is pig disgusting!
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669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 10:20

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and I'm in constant disagreement with myself.
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670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 14:25

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and 669 was the best .mod format ever.
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671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 17:43

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and SH!T for your Love Luck and Live.
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672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5767 00:05

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and there's got to be a way out of this where no one dies.
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673 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5767 03:43

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and what a shame. :(
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674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5767 04:53

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks nya~
〜(,_uuノ

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5767 10:42

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THEN

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〜(,_uuノ

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5767 16:03

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and ASAHI DRY, BITCH!
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677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5767 19:00


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 ( ・∀-) <My name is Squeeks and I'jm soooo druk!.
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678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5770 21:37

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and why must you record my phonecalls?
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679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5771 13:19

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I have a Keroro Gunsou phone strap.
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680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 23:27


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 ( ・ A・) < My name is Squeeks and Michael Jackson's dead!
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681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 23:31

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 ( ・ A・) < My name is Squeeks and Farrah Fawcett is also dead!
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682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 05:46

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 ( ・ A・) < My name is Squeeks and David Carradine is dead too!
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683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 06:46

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 ( ・ A・) < My name is Squeeks and no-one wants to be defeated.
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684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 19:25

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 ( ・ A・) < god damnit Scotty!     
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685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 04:07

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm a man you don't meet everyday.
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686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 04:31

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 ( ・∀・)∀・)∀・)∀・)∀・) < My name is Squeeks and actually, you probably do meet me everyday without knowing it.
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687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5829 13:52

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I just sold DQN to Daddy Cool
 (つ   つ for a SAoVQ membership! Sayanara, suckers!
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688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5830 20:32

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I wish I could hug Jo :(
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689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5830 22:32


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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm a volcano wrapped in a rainbow.
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690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 03:36

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    /  ・∀・)    <My name is Squeeks and I fuck like an earthquake.
 , ‐'´  \  / `ー、
/ ' ̄`Y´ ̄`Y´ ̄`レ⌒ヽ 
{ 、  ノ、    |  ,,ム, ノl
'い ヾ`ー〜'´ ̄__っ八 ノ
\ヽ、   ー / ー  〉
  \`ヽ-‐'´ ̄`冖ー-/

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 04:21

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    /  ・∀・)    <My name is Squeeks and I have no neck.
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/ ' ̄`Y´ ̄`Y´ ̄`レ⌒ヽ 
{ 、  ノ、    |  ,,ム, ノl
'い ヾ`ー〜'´ ̄__っ八 ノ
\ヽ、   ー / ー  〉
  \`ヽ-‐'´ ̄`冖ー-/

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 11:05

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    /  ・∀・)    <My name is Squeeks and I would like, if I may,
 , ‐'´  \  / `ー、    to take you on a strange journey.
/ ' ̄`Y´ ̄`Y´ ̄`レ⌒ヽ 
{ 、  ノ、    |  ,,ム, ノl
'い ヾ`ー〜'´ ̄__っ八 ノ
\ヽ、   ー / ー  〉
  \`ヽ-‐'´ ̄`冖ー-/

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 17:00

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I really don't know clouds at all.
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694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 16:13

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and ラキスタ がすきです!
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695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 16:59

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
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696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 19:00

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I like bacon as much as the next guy.
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697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5891 20:34

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I would rather be sleeping.
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698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5892 20:53

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and a heavy bassline is my kind of silence.
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699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 01:30

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  (  ´A`) < My name is Squeeks and not all of me shall die.
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700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 14:17

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm cold as fuck. It's Summer back home, isn't it?
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701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 21:16

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I just think I'm free.
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702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5918 00:12

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 ( e__e) < Muh...mu...my... namee... is Squacks(?)... and I'm visually impaired
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703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5918 04:10

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 ( ・∀・) < By dabe is Sqeeks and I hab a code.
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704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5918 22:31

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I like to party.
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705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5921 02:14

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 (^ ◡ ^) < My name is Squeeks and SIXTEEN BEARS WHAT I DO
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706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5921 16:32

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀` ) < My name is Mr. Snugglesqueeks.
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707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 00:28

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 ( ・∀・) < I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT. I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT. I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT. I LIKE TO
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 ( o∀o) <MOVE IT!
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708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 16:01

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 ( ・∀・) < Squeeks Moving Company, Squeeks speakin'.
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709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5943 07:44

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am a modern hairo!
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710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5944 03:33

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I need a modern hairdo!
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711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5944 20:48

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my hat is a metaphor for life.
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712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5955 05:12

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and life is a metaphor for my hat.
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713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5955 20:52

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my metaphor is hat for life.
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714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5957 14:31

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my hat is my hat for MY HAT.
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715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 08:25

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and what hat?
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716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5982 05:10

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and people keep putting words (among other things) in my mouth.
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717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5982 05:11

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and please do not confuse me for the herm mouse furry character.
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718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5982 07:08

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I've never really understood the whole poo hat thing.
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719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5982 09:13

 (⌒)(⌒)
 ( ・∀・) < Well, what do you know. It isn't a hat.
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720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 19:33

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and occasionally my verbosity simply decapitates me.
If not, there are always linebreaks.

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721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 17:13

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I like a chip buttie with my bitters.
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722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 20:44

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and unfortunately my arms will stay
 (つ   つ  in this useless position for the rest of my life.
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723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 00:53

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and well actually, it's good for doing this explanatory schtick.
 (つ   つ  But not much else.
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724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 01:54

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I have just been diagnosed with
 (つ   つ  early onset Alzheimer's. I forgot my name.
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725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 17:53

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I do schtick.
 (つ   つ  I'll be here all week. Try the fish.
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726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 07:49

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and what's the deal with tripcodes? Who are these people?
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727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 14:35

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I've got a clever plan.
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728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 16:30

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and you can ask me
 (つ   つ  anything at all at http://www.formspring.me/resetpassword
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729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5998 10:38

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Jay Skieeksand c'mon ride the
 (つ   つ  train 'N RIDE IT!
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730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6006 15:33

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern...
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731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6006 17:17

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 ( ・∀・) < But you can call me "Squeeks" for short.
 (つ   つ 
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732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6006 20:07

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < Or you can call me Sober, but not for long!
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
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733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 03:35

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my hat is the cause for war and famine.
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 08:38

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    Hey Faggots,
 ( ・ิД・ิ) < My name is Squeeks, and I hate every single one of you.
 (つ   つ   All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every
 | | |    second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures.  
 (__)_)   You are everything bad in the world. Honestly,
          have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I
          guess it's fun making fun of people because of your
          own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new
          level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures
          on facebook.

          Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot.
          I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football
          team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports
          do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese
          people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot
          girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are
          all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
          Thanks for listening.

          Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

        人     
       (__)    
       (__)   
      ( __ )
ジュボ  ( ・∀・)
 ジュボ /  つつ 
  (( ( (.  ゙ ` ∧∧
     U^て_,U( ・-・)

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 14:02

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I've never played American Football, despite the
 (つ   つ mad ravings of >>734.
 | | |     
 (__)_)

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 05:19

      r ⌒ヽ
      (´ ⌒`) -fwooosh-
         .l l
       人
      (__)
 カタカタ (__)  
     (・∀・#)< My name is Squeeks and this will not stand!
   _| ̄ ̄||_)_
 /旦|――||// /|
 | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| ̄| . |
 |_____|三|/

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 15:04

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks; How about a lager?
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 16:18

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks; How about smaller?
 (つ   つ 
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739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 16:31


   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd
 (つ   つ 
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740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 22:10

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and if i had a rocket launcher
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6069 01:29

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and that is how you Tanqueray.
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6119 05:45

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and there's no call for that kind of language.
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 23:57


   ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ´∀`)< My name is Mona and this is now my thread.
  (    )  \_____
  | | |
  (__)_)

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 18:00

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and Mom said it's better to share.
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 19:11

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and you smell like feet wrapped in
 (つ   つ  leathery, burnt bacon.
 | | |     
 (__)_)

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 00:19

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and is that you, Cultist-chan?
 (つ   つ  
 | | |     
 (__)_)

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 18:51

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm getting longer.
 (つ   つ  
 | | | 
 | | |
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748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6136 14:20

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )   ____________________
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I was once long, but now I'm short!
 (つ   つ  \ Please help me get long!
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749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6136 14:24

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