( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ・-・) INTERNET: SERIOUS BUSINESS
( ・-・) DESU DESU DESU DESU
( ・-・) I don't know, but I think Somebody's a little angry at the internet!
This therad is sooooooooo coooooooooooooooooooooool.
( ⌒-⌒) It's about time I complete my mission and destroy you.
( ・-・) This has grown larger then both of us, Unit 4. I'll destroy you like the pathetic, outdated model that you are, and then I'll destroy Grandpa and all of his pathetic threads.
( ⌒-⌒) Bring it on.
( ಠ-ಠ) I WILL END YOU. I WILL END YOU AND ALL YOU LOVE.
( ⌒-⌒)つ・ Don't forget to take your pills first.
( ・-・) That was easier than I thought it'd be.
( ⌒-⌒) If only.
( ・-・) You leave me no choice, Unit 4.
( ・-・) -smek-
⊂彡☆))o⌒) < owwwww
( ・-・) -s&m-
⊂彡☆))o⌒) < uho wwwwwwww
( ⌒-⌒) Can you smack me some more? I get so turned on when you play rough.
( ・-・) This thread sucks.
(・∀・) So what was all that wake up grandpa crap you were doing before about?
(・∀・) Were you going anywhere with that or what?
( ・-・) ... sigh.
( ・-・) ALL YOU TWO HAD TO DO WAS PLAY ALONG AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BRILLIANT!!!
( ・-・) I hate you guys.
(・∀・) I do not understand your jokes.
∧_∧ ∧_∧
(・(⊂=⊂≡(・ω・ ) Bappin the Beady!
(っ ⊂=⊂≡ ⊂)
/ ) ( \
( / ̄∪ ∪ ̄\)
(・∀・) Ow! Ow! Stop, Grandpa! Stop!!!
( ・-・) Im in my own thread, derailing it.
( ・-・) YOU JUST DONT GET IT, PLAY ALONG FOR THE LULZ
( ・-・) All I'm going to say on the matter is that DQN a year ago would have actually gotten the fucking joke by now.
( ・-・) Hi im an elitist asshole, I speak of "back in the days" and "hive mind" also, some of my favorite things include "circle jerk" and "gay magic"
( ・-・) In short, I'm part of the Elitist Superstructure.
( ・-・) my name is >>26 and my entire life is limited biter works.
( ・-・) my name is >>29 and my entire life is unlimited trendwhore works
( ・-・) you need to take your pills so wake up or something
( ・-・) firepance
I am posting without beady eyes
Itt lets ge to 100 with sage!
( ・-・) wake up your pills...
( ´ω`) Who is responsible for this train wreck? Two people died when this thread was derailed.
( ´ω`) Good luck with that.
( ・-・) HOORAY DQN'S FALLEN SO FAR WE QUOTE FUCKING SNL OF ALL THINGS AND THINK IT'S FUNNY OH FRABJOUS DAY CALLOOH CALLAY
( ・-・) KEEP THROWING THOSE FLAMES EVEN ONE AS INCOMPETENT AS YOU IS BOUND TO MAKE A GOOD ONE EVENTUALLY
( ・-・) HIP HIP HOO FUCKING RAY
( ゚ ヮ゚) FAGGING UP THREADS!
( ⌒-⌒) Have you considered bum sperm?
( ・-・) Shut up.
and nothing of value was lost...
( ・-・) That was a decent derailment.
∩_∩
( ・-・) Actually im starting to like my rabbit soul.
c(,_uuノ
( ・-・) Be eaten by a snake.
( ´ω`) See, that's why you're called Beady Eyes. You can't see worth shit so you're always squinting. If you had glasses you would know it wasn't a snake that ate you.
( ・-・) But I look like a dumbass with my glasses on. That's why I don't wear them.
( ⌒-⌒) See? It's just terrible.
( ・-・) But without them I'm rather charming.
∩_∩
( ・-・) Wait...I just go back here when I die?
c(,_uuノ
( ⌒-⌒) You were reincarnated as a rabbit. Isn't that nice?
∩_∩
( ・-・) At least I'm not a hamster.
c(,_uuノ
( ゚ ヮ゚) Hamster ham ham tikky tik kush kush sunflower krump krump hamtaro!
∩_∩
( ・-・) Oh no you don't! I'm not going in the cage with that asshole.
c(,_uuノ
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| ( ・-・) (゚ω゚ ).| |
| c(,_uuノ |m ),| ../
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( ・-・) I will destroy you, Hamtaro...
Let's make friends! (゚ω゚ )
HAMTARO LV.1 | ∩--∩
(===============)| (゚ω゚ )
____________________________| |m ),
∩_∩
( ) ___________________________________
(c_____ノ | Beady Eyes LV.19 |
| (====================)|
|___________56/56__________________|
HAMTARO LV.1 | ∩--∩
(===============)| (゚ω゚ )
____________________________| |m ),
∩_∩
( ) ___________________________________
(c_____ノ | Beady Eyes LV.19 |
| (====================)|
|___________56/56__________________|
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| FIGHT! |
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HAMTARO LV.1 | ∩--∩
(===============)| (゚ω゚ )
____________________________| |m ),
∩_∩
( ) ___________________________________
(c_____ノ | Beady Eyes LV.19 |
| (====================)|
|___________56/56__________________|
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| Beady Eyes charged his SOLAR BEAM |
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HAMTARO LV.1 |
(===============)|
____________________________|
∩_∩
( ) ___________________________________
(c_____ノ | Beady Eyes LV.19 |
| (====================)|
|___________56/56__________________|
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| The wild HAMTARO ran away. |
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( ・-・) Rats.
∩_∩
( ・-・) I feel like jumping over to Grandpa's thread for some QUALITY derailing.
(_____ノ
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
( ・-・) Thanks for dropping by!
( ・-・) Wait, lemme get this straight. Your name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads" and you like to bump character threads? Which came first, the gimmick or the name?
(⊺●д๏) The gimmick. My parents named me Fiona.
( ・-・) You got off light. My real name is Tralfaz.
( ) ))
((⌒
(⌒((⌒)) )) ,
(⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )
( (( ⌒ )) )
(( ・-・) ⌒))
从ノ.::;;火;;;从;; 从))゙ And now I'm on fire. Great. Just great.
从::;;;;;ノ );;从;;;;;从
从;;;;;::人 ;ノ;从;;;;;从人 ̄|
MONA LV.23 | ∧_∧
(===============)| (・∀・ )
____________________________| ( )
∩_∩
( ) ___________________________________
(c_____ノ | Beady Eyes LV.19 |
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|___________48/56__________________|
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| A wild MONA appeared! |
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人
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am confiscating this thread.
(つ つ
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( ・-・ ) Dude, you can have it.
( ・-・ ) hrp-
( ・o・ ) gaaa
( ・o・ ) aaaaa
( ・o・ ) aaaaaa
( ・O・) aaaaarp!
(; ・-・) Whew.
( ・∀・)
人
(__)
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( __ )
( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and something must have crawled
(つ つ up inside you and died, Beady Eyes.
| | |
(__)_)
( ・-・) Grandpa did that line already, you dope.
( ・-・) 100get!
( ・-・) Doesn't anybody care?
( `ハ´) Tell Clonepa. He'll give you a cupcake.
(・-。`)';;∴ dammit.
(・-。`)';;∴ The last time I died and came back here I got a fresh body.
( `ハ´) Tell Clonepa. He'll give you a cupcake.
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|This all seems rather pointless
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 ̄ ̄ ̄∨ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
_____________
∧_∧ /
∧_∧ (´<_` )< that's because you're in DQN
( ´_ゝ`) / ⌒i \
/ \ | |  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ /| / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/| |
__(__ニつ/ FMV /_ | | ____
\/______/ (u ⊃
(・∀・) Darkpa, are you a lobster or a crab?
( `ハ´)Yes.
(・∀・) You lost me. Speaking of lost, how do I get back to the Grandpa thread?
( `ハ´) The way home is within you, Junior. It's been with you all along.
(・∀・) Oh, that's helpful.
( `ハ´) Help is within you, Junior. It's been with you all along.
(・∀・) Oh, that's much more helpful.
(・-。`)';;∴ If you'd take your damn pills, you'd know the way back, Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( ´ω`) We used to read books, kid. Some of us still do.
( ・-・) Oh NO! Not in MY thread you don't!!!!
( ´ω`) Hey, Junior! What was life like after reading books?
(・∀・) We use the Internet, Grandpa!
( ・-・) who cares knock yourselves out
( ・-・) everybody hates me because I'm an asshole
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ but -I- luv u cuz u so brave~~~<3
( ・-・) I can't believe the nerve of that old bastard.
( ´ω`) ( ・-・) Poking ME! How dare he!
poink
( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!
( ´ω`)つ- Hey Junior, you may feel a small prick.
(・∀・) But Grandpa, I don't like you that way!
( ・-・) Le bump. It's French for Junior's succulent bum.
( x-x=
( ・-・) Getting shot in the head sucks.
( ・-`) Help me
fuck stupid smorker
| \
|Д`) No one is here.
|⊂ I can dance now !
|
♪ ☆
♪ / \ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д`;)ノ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
♪ ☆
♪ / \ RANTA RANTA
ヽ(;´Д`)ノ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm not dead
( ・-・) ( ・-・) (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) That can be fixed.
( ・-・) Well, I'm back. Guess Cramps is the antichrist.
( ・-・) I wish someone would come visit me. So ronrey.
Received a letter just the other day,
Don't seem they wanna know you no more,
They've laid it down given you their score,
Within the first two lines it bluntly read.
You're not to come and see us no more,
Keep away from our door,
Don't come 'round here no more
What on earth did you do that for?
( ・ω・) 137ゲットォォォォォォォォォ!!!
( ・ω・) Revenge is sweet.
( ・ω・) Wait a minute... WAIT a minute...
( ・ω・) Yeah, I think I got it there.
( ・ω・) I'm proud of everything I do, and so are my loving parents.
( ´ω`) Actually you're only here for shits and giggles. You're useless anyway, can't even buy beer for me because your birth certificate shows you're less than a year old.
( ´ω`) It was full of emo faggotry and stupid drama queens.
。。
。 。 + ヽヽ
゜ 。・ 。 +゜ 。・゚ (;゚・ωフ。BAAWWWW!! My creator hates me!
ノ( /
/ >
( ´ω`) ...
_ _ .' , .. ∧_∧
∧ _ - ― = ̄  ̄`:, .∴ ' ( ・ω)
, -'' ̄ __――=', ・,‘ r⌒> _/ /
/ -―  ̄ ̄  ̄"'" . ’ | y'⌒ ⌒i
/ ノ | / ノ |
/ , イ ) , ー' /´ヾ_ノ
/ _, \ / , ノ
| / \ `、 / / /
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/ ノ { | / /| |
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( ´ω`) Well then, I'm going back.
( ・ω・) Aww, I knew you love me, Grandpa.
( ・-・) I like turtles.
( ・-・) But mostly I just like to watch them walk around.
( ・ิm・ิ) Is this St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast?
人
(__)
(__)
( __ )
( ・∀・) < 10 out of 10 holy men prefer Rei's for not breaking their fast.
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======
== BOBBY BROWN ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ゚ ヮ゚) I JUST DROPPED MY FLY!!!!!
( ・-・) Could you stop going off topic please?
( ´ω`) ITT we don't take our pills.
( ´-`) Hello, kids!
( ・-・) Got no time for you, Uncle Beady. Threads need derailing, and I'm the man to derail 'em!
( ´-`) We used to grab books out of peoples' hands while they were reading them. Blew their trains of thought but good, I tells ya.
( ・-・) Uncle Beady, what do I do when I want to derail a particular thread, but the subject of that thread keeps calling me his best friend?
( ´-`) You derail the friendship, obviously.
( ・ω・) I'm bumping this thread.
( ・ω・) Can you get your get now?
( ´-`) Here's your chance, nephew Beady! Go to it!
( ・ω・) Are we near 300 yet?
( ・∀・) No, but if you're quick you might get 100
(・∀・ ) ...
( ・∀・) er
( ´-`) Way to drop the ball, nephew.
( ・-・) Damn, I rush from thread to thread and still I keep missing stuff!
( ・-・) Anyway Junior, you da slowpoke!
( ・ω・) Yay! It's my best friend in the whole world!
( ・-・) I ha-
( ・-・) I h-
( ・-・) Best friend? Really?
-voot-
( ・ω・) Hi, my name is Clonepa. You smell.
( ・ω・) Smell good. You smell good.
( ・ω・) Just like rabbit stew.
( ・-・) Take your pills, friend.
( ・ω・) I have trouble ingesting things. My mouth really only goes one way. I think.
( ・-・) Yep, yep. BBC pays tribute to my "staff familiarisation" operations at Heathrow's new terminal.
> The fifth terminal opened amid great fanfare on Thursday, but problems with the baggage handling system and "staff familiarisation" quickly derailed operations.
( ・ω・) Good for you!
( ・ω・) In other news, my thread's more than four times the size of yours.
( ・-・) Every thread is already mine
( ・-・) Even this one.
∩_∩
(((。・-・))) I really don't appreciate this at all.
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".¨ー=v ''‐ .:v、,,、,r,ノ′
/;i;i; '',',;;;_~⌒¨;;;;;;;;ヾ.ミ゙´゙^′..ヽ
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ヾ,,..;::;;;::,;,::;):;:;:; .:v、冫_._ .、,,,、,,r_,ノ′
( ・ω・) I think it's supposed to go on your head.
( ・-・) I'll go on your head!
( ・ω・) That makes me the grand poobah, yay!
( ・-・) El Mierda Grande.
( ・-・) My thread's stockroom is all full of pills. How am I going to get rid of all the damn things?
( ・ω・) 187get!
( ・ω・) Yaaaaaaaaay!
( ・-・) Congratulations! You win this stockroom full of pills.
( ・ω・) Hooray! My own stockroom! You can keep the pills.
( ・ω・) Wait. I have a better idea!
-TIME PASSES-
( ・ω・) Do you have any more of those pills? They sold like wildfire!
( ・ω・) I'm rich! I'm rich!
( ・ω・) I'll keep this money in my new stockroom!
( ・-・) That's my stockroom, not yours.
( ´ω`) Beady, nobody owns Stockholm.
Elvis has left the building
\ ヽ ! | /
\ ヽ ヽ / / /
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
\ | / /
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,,, ,r‐、λノ ゙i、_,、ノゝ -  ̄
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\ ヽ ヽ / / /
200GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET ATTACK
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,,, ,r‐、λノ ゙i、_,、ノゝ -  ̄
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( ・ω・) つ♥ Here, I made you a celebratory heart-shaped cookie.
( ・ω・) That's OK, let it all out. I'm here for you, buddy!
( ・-・) I'll cry wolf!
( T-T) I'm not crying, I'm staring daggers.
(T_T) I NEED LOVE, SOMEBODY GIVE ME LOVE
( ・-・) Now that I think about it, I really am the most popular character on this board. It's gotten to the point that you can't have a character thread without me.
ヮ You are the man Beady!
( ・-・) Clonepa hates me! Yay!
( ・-・) And by "I don't even know who you are yet" I mean I don't want to know who you are ever and get the fuck out.
( ・-・) Hey, my eyes don't burn here.
( ・-・) Guess I'll just hang out here for a while, then.
( ・ω・) My thread is getting cramped, can I stay here for a while?
( ・-・) Start your own damn thread!
( ・ω・) I did, but I had to 999get my first thread first.
( ・ω・) When are you going to 999get your thread?
( ・-・) Lalala not listening lalala I hate you lalala.
( ・ω・) That's a funny song!
( ・ω・) Lalala got mittens lalala I'm your friend lalala.
( ・-・) One of these days, I'm gonna-
( ・-(○ミ thunk
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( ・-・)っ○ Alright, who just threw this at me?
((((((((((((((((((((( ・-・) i did
( ・-・) I'm too lazy to rip off a dozen masks so I'll just offer pills as usual.
( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)
( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・) Hey bro. We all lost our jobs so we're crashing here for a while.
( ・-・) On the bright side, this is slightly less annoying than Clonepa.
( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)
( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・) Hey bro. You need to buy groceries.
( ・-・) How about some diet pills instead?
( ・-・) No, Beadies. You are the groceries.
-= ∧_∧ Comin' through!
-=≡ ( ´ω`)
-=( つ┯つ ∩_∩
-=≡/ / //☆( ・-・) ow!
-=≡(__)/ )丿つノつ
-= (◎) ̄))し つ
( ・-・) You look ridiculous on that thing, like a fat campus cop.
-= ∧_∧ Wheee!
-=≡ ( ´ω`)
-=( つ┯つ
-=≡/ / //☆∩_∩
-=≡(__)/ )丿( ・-・) My spine! My spine!!
-= (◎) ̄))しつノつ
( ・-・) I only had one of those you old bastard!
-= ∧_∧ Whoo hooo!
-=≡ ( ´ω`)
-=( つ┯つ
-=≡/ / //☆
-=≡(__)/ ∩∩ Curse you!!!
-⊂(◎)つ( ˃ -˂)つ
-= ∩_∩ Hahaha, take this!
-=≡ ( ・-・)
-=( つ┯つ
-=≡/ / //☆ ∧_∧
-=≡(__)/ )丿( ´ω`) Ooooh...thanks, my back's so much better now.
-= (◎) ̄))しつノつ
( ・ω・)
(・ω・ )
( ・ω・) ....
( ・ω・) 250get!
(◔ิ_◔ิ) yay for you.
-= ∧_∧ Here's some more skidmarks on your underpants, slowpoke.
-=≡ ( ´ω`)
-=( つ┯つ
-=≡/ / //☆
-=≡(__)/ ∩∩ Worse than a wedgie!
-⊂(◎)つ( ˃ -˂)つ
( ・-・) Not that I've experienced a wedgie. I'm a giver, not a taker.
( ・-・) I'm also the decider.
( ・-・) I make the decisions.
( ・-・) I'm going to nuclearize Iran and call it fission accomplished.
( ・ω・) It's okay though, it turns me on.
( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.
This!
( ・-・)つ'・ω・) hurgh
( ・-・) Sorry, I was trying out a Darth Vader strangle. wheeze
( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.
( ・-・) I'm pooped! It's so tiring to consecutively strangle two dozen Clonepas.
( ・ω・) I think you miscounted, buddy.
( ´ω`) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ・-・) Hey. That's my line.
( ・-・) I aughta sue your wrinkled ass, Crampon!
( ・ω・) You know Sue? She's my friend!
( ・ω・) At least a "We met more than once and had some sort of discussion at least once" kind of friend.
( ・ω・) A sort of "at least she didn't repeatedly spray me with mace" kind of friend.
( ・ω・) The first spray hurt, but thankfully she ran out.
( ・ω・) The - what did she call it? A "taser"? - taser was really tingly.
( ・-・) Don't you have your own thread to babble in?
( ・ω・) Yes, yes I do. I guess there's no need to raise this thread's post count any more.
( ・-・) Good. That goddamn drooling insomniac is outta here.
( ・-・) Now I can get back to what this thread is really about!
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) I suck
( ・-・) I MEANT YOU! I MEANT YOU, DAMNIT!
( ・ω・) "I suck you"?
( ・ω・) No thanks. I don't have a penis.
( ・-・) I hate me.
( ・-・) I MEANT YOU! I MEANT YOU, GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!
( ・ω・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! v
( ・ω・) I don't hate you! You're my best friend in the entire world and even maybe in this galaxy.
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( ・-・) There's already a thread for that.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Anybody want pie?
( ・-・) I guess you can talk about oppai oppai if you really want to. I mean, I don't want you to, but if you really want to, please do.
( ・-・) I'll just sit back here and watch.
( ・-・) It's not like it's my thread or anything.
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( ・-・) 300get!
( ・-・) My timing sucks.
( ´ω`) At least you got the get junior!
(・∀・) Snuck it right out from under him!
( ゚ ヮ゚) MITON GA SUKI!
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( ͡・-͡・) Wait, what the hell?
( ・͠-・͠) ...
( ・̀-・́)
( ๏_๏) you got a boogie hanging outta your nose
( ・-・) You lie.
( ・-・) Can't trust anyone these days
( ・-・) That's why I installed captcha verification for my thread.
( ・-・) And now that stupid clone will never be able to post here again.
( ・ω・) Hey beady bunny buddy!
( ・ω・) My captcha was "gibbelsig" this time!
( ・-・) ... I'm going to go add "nigger" to the 999 word insult.
( ・-・) Over and over and over, and each time, in a place where it makes no grammatical sense.
( ・ω・) That's okay. You like niggers, after all.
( ・-・) I hate you.
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( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and I am derailing this thread.
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( ・-・) You dare challenge ME?
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( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and I am daring and brave.
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( ・-・) And yet, the thread remains on topic.
( ・-・) YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, SQUEEKS!!
( ・ω・) PREPARE TO BE SERVED MUFFINS!
( ・-・) Clonepa, you are completely hopeless.
( ・-・) GET OUT!
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( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and my one weakness is chocolate chip muffins.
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( ・-・) What, seriously?
∧__∧ Sorry about your show being cancelled.
( ´・ω・)∩∩
/⌒ ,つ⌒ヽ) Get away from me.
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"''"" "'゙'' '゙ ゙゚' ''' '' ''' ゚
( ・-・) Airbus 330GETTO! Ah, my spirit soars.
( ・-・) I'm awesome. Everyone is jealous of my brilliance.
(・-・ )
( ・-・)...
( ・-・) Nothing? Nothing at all?
( ´ω`) I'll take this 333get.
|彡 Thanks!
( ・-・) I am often persecuted for my towering intellect.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Your puny tower of an "intellect" is dwarfed by the geostationary orbit of my thoughts.
( ・ω・) I'm pretty smart.
( ・ω・) Once I did long division for nine hours.
( ・-・) Too bad the geodesic of your orbit only traverses a circumference the size of Pluto.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ No, it's totally bigger than that. You just can't see the asymptote with the puny telescope you call an intellect.
( ・-・) well yo mama so fat she wear an asteroid belt
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ You got me there.
(*。々°)i want to be smart like you guys
(*。々°)how can i start becoming a very intelligent person
( ・-・) For starters, get lost.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Yes, kindly fuck off.
( ・-・) Wait, did you just steal my awesome Airbus 340get?
( ´ω`) 'Awesome' and 'Airbus' don't go together in the same sentence, junior.
(・∀・) That's beady, Grandpa. I'm not that stupid.
( ´ω`) Don't contradict me, Junior, or there's gonna be an ass whooping.
(・∀・) That wasn't a contradiction as much as it was a correction.
Don't you even dare suggest I'm blind, Junior!
ガッ ∧__∧ ∩
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(#)・-・) I oughta stab you in the kidneys for that, you dried up old fart!
Stabbo! Aw, darnit, you moved!
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(#)・-・) When did I get a third ear?
( ・-・) Must be more proof of how awesome I am.
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(,,´・∀・)No, those ears are actually all mine.
( ・-・) MUST BE MORE PROOF OF HOW AWESOME I AM!
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(・∀・) i see tits!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Tit tit titty tit!
(´・ω・)つ( ・-・) oh god what is happening
( ´ω`) You're breeding like a bunny.
( ´ω`) Good thing you're not an ant.
( ・-・) I'm just bumping this thread now so that it doesn't look like Kkkrampz derailed it.
( ・-・) Nobody look at the timestamps ok.
( ´ω`) Go to bed junior; you put sentences together like a adolescent. You act like one as well.
( ・∀・) Sorry Gr-
((・-・三・-・) )audieaudieaudieaudieaudie
( ・-・) What the fuck?
Surprise Attack!
∧∧ ∧∧ ow ow owow OW
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( ´ω`) Score one for age & treachery!
( ・-・) That wasn't me. I have rabbit ears.
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( ・-・) Long, slender, beautiful rabbit ears.
( ´ω`) Whatever you say, Junior.
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( ・-・) Aren't you dead, old man?
( ´ω`) I'm not the one with a sword through my heart, Junior.
( ・-・) You drunk Irish fuck!
( ´ω`) As a matter of fact, I did fuck a drunk Irish woman once. You popped out.
( ・-・) !!!!
( ・-・) You aren't worth of the McPhearson name, cramps.
( メ-・ิ) Beady-eyes-kun, we already did a dramatic reveal of your past in the Grandpa thread.
( メ-・ิ) Your whore of a mom says "konnichiwa."
( ・-・) My mother was Egyptian, you dumb fuku.
( ´ω`) She said, "When I ditch the little shit, I'll tell him I'm going home to Egypt. That should keep that annoying little turd out of my life for good."
( ´ω`) She's actually turning tricks in Bali these days.
( ・ω・) Your mom is a burlesque ugly-bumping butterball, Beady buddy o' mine.
( ・ω・) She's a greasy hip-grinding strumpet.
( ・ω・) She's like a bus, with salary men climbing on and off her all day.
( ・ω・) In virtue of the flawless insults laid down previously by 3 of my clones, it is obvious that your mother is a perpetual source of greasiness, quite possible making 'wax on, wax off' the slogan for a worldwide organic fuel campaign.
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) I was going to drag your little cart over a cliff and fly away on my futuristic flying motorcycle and laugh while you tumble to your death but making the AA for it all was too tedious so just go away.
( ・ω・) Aww, darn. So we're not gonna go see the Grand Canyon after all?
( ・-・) Now join me as we celebrate my brutal burn of the unhappy things thread.
( ・-・) I totally got the 1000get.
( ・ω・) This thread makes me hungry.
( ゚ -゚) Why is this still here?
( ・-・) Why are you still here, get out.
( ゚ -゚) I will do no such thing. I'm staying the course. See you at >>999
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( ・-・) ... You stole that from me.
( ・-・) I'm not one to argue with a thief.
( ・-・) Let's get back to talking about me, though.
( ・-・) Making fun of someone's height? That's not very big of you.
( ・-・) And you're microcephalic. So?
( ゚ -゚) colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
( ・-・) Get out of here, Chomsky. We don't need your kind here.
( ゚ -゚) This thread lacks the overarching narrative present in Grandpa's threads.
(・∀・) B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G
( ・-・) That doesn't scan, I hope you know.
( ・-・) Not in my thread, it's not.
( ・-・) How can you say Hang On was better than Outrun? You know what? Maybe you're right!
( ・-・) On second thought, we're both wrong. Road Rash is superior to both.
( ゚ -゚) Gackt's getting really old.
( ゚ -゚) Not his music, that's been old for a while now, but I mean physically he's getting old. I see wrinkles.
( ・-・) What the hell does have anything to do with?
( ゚ -゚) Just trying to make conversation.
( ・-・)
( ˃ ヮ˂)
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
( ・-・) Show me yours, first.
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・)...
( ・-・) Any time...
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( ・ω・) I feel dizzy.
( ・-・) Crapass.
( ・ω・) I like you too!
( ・ω・) My beady bunny bugger babyhumper buddy!
( ゚ -゚) I have lost my mittens. This fills me with unimaginable doubt and sorrow. My life has lost all meaning.
( ・ω・) I knitted you some mittens but I eated them.
( ・-・) Way to keep up with the times there, crapass.
( ・-・) If I only had a brain.
( ・-・) Out of all the AA characters in DQN, I suck the most.
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(( ・-・) I shore dew
( ゚ -゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) Ha ha ha
(( ・-・) I also stick carrots in my butt.
( ・-・) Hi, I'm back from derailing threads in /debate/, what's be-
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) Take that mask off, Clonepa.
( ・-・) I'm not fucking Clonepa.
(( ・-・) I love Clonepa he's my best friend I want to eat carrots with him I wonder if he will let me kiss his toes
ガッ ∩_∩ ∩
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(( ・-・) Ow.
(( ・-・) That was mean!
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( ・-・) Who the fuck sculpted that? It's all wrong. My penis is much bigger. And where the fuck is my tail?
( ・-・) Where are my pants and where's my tv?
( ・-・) The fuck is this shit?
( ・-・) jeeeeez SORRY mom whatever
( ・-・) fuckity fuck fuck fuck
( ・-・) FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL FATHER I HATE YOU BOTH
slam
¯\(⌒_⌒)/¯ GUYS! Why can't we all just get along?
( ´ω`) Well, how about I derail your thread. How about that.
( ・-・) You couldn't derail a tonka toy train, you feeble old fartfuck.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Ah, yes. The noble, underestimated spud.
(・∀・) I like french fries!
( ´ω`) Fucking potatoes. If wasn't for the famine in Ireland back when I was a young man, those Irish thugs wouldn't have taken my wife. Fucking Irish.
( 繝サ-繝サ) I derail threads on facebook too
( 繝サ-繝サ) They're my new glasses. I need them. Jerk.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Ah, yes. The noble, underestimated spud.
(・∀・) I like french fries!
( ´ω`) Fucking potatoes. If wasn't for the famine in Ireland back when I was a young man, those Irish thugs wouldn't have taken my wife. Fucking Irish.
(・∀・) They.. ate Grandma?
( ´ω`) Yes.
__
'´ ヽ
●lカノノル ピノ●
从 ゚ ヮ゚ ノソ As if she were a pyo-tato!
( ・-・) Everybody out.
(・∀・) Did you pee in the pool again?
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ You know he can't help it!
( ´ω`) They DO make diapers in his size, you know.
( ・-・) Guys come on that only happened once and it was a really long time ago.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ It happens every time you go swimming!
( ・-・) It's my pool and I'll pee wherever the hell I want damnit!
( ・-・) Didja see me on facebook? I was totally awesome there!
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Yes. While I did chuckle slightly at the cascading torrent of idiocy you fought well with, I thought your trolling technique could have used a bit of improvement. However, overall you have earned a 7/10 in my elitist book of things which I find slightly humorous.
You should know that this does not excuse your disgusting urination habits, though. Really that was just sick.
, ノ)
ノ)ノ,(ノi
( (ノし
┐) ∩_∩ ノ Your cigarette-fueled arrogance ENRAGES ME!!!!
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(/ 川口 /ノ
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(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ I don't think so. You are obviously on fire, admit it.
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(⌒((⌒)) )) ,
(⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )
( (( ⌒ )) )
(( ・-・) ⌒)) Ooooo, aren't we Mr. Perceptive today!
从ノ.::;;火;;;从;; 从))゙
从::;;;;;ノ );;从;;;;;从
从;;;;;::人 ;ノ;从;;;;;从人 ̄|
( ´ー`)y─┛~~ What is all this uncouth ruckus?
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾
(″・ิ_・ิ)
(・ิ_・ิ ``)
・ิ ``)
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Oops, forgot my cig.
( ・-・)っ- Have a light
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((⌒
(⌒((⌒)) )) ,
(⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )
( (( ⌒ )) )
(( ・-・) ⌒)) OH GOD FIRE IS HOT
从ノ.::;;火;;;从;; 从))゙
从::;;;;;ノ );;从;;;;;从
从;;;;;::人 ;ノ;从;;;;;从人 ̄|
(・∀・) Jump in the pool!
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((⌒
(⌒((⌒)) )) ,
(⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )
( (( ⌒ )) )
(( ・-・) ⌒)) I CAN'T SOMEBODY PEED IN IT
从ノ.::;;火;;;从;; 从))゙
从::;;;;;ノ );;从;;;;;从
从;;;;;::人 ;ノ;从;;;;;从人 ̄|
( ´ω`) It's just as well. The pool was closed due to AIDS quite some time ago.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been to strange places again? I told you not to go there!
( ´ω`) I can go wherever the hell I want, Junior. Don't talk down to me again unless you'd like me to discharge a powerful laser in the general direction of your face.
(・∀・) Oh, looky here! A 500get just lying in the street!
( ・-・) YOU FUCKING NIGGER
(・∀・) Mmmmmm! It smells like cinnamon!
( ・-・) YOU BUTTFUCK POO-ASS SHITBREATHING ASSPOCKET POOFUCKER
( ) ))
((⌒
(⌒((⌒)) )) ,
(⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )
( (( ⌒ )) )
(( ・-・) ⌒)) AND I'M STILL ON FUCKING FIRE
从ノ.::;;火;;;从;; 从))゙
从::;;;;;ノ );;从;;;;;从
从;;;;;::人 ;ノ;从;;;;;从人 ̄|
( )
(⌒((⌒))
( (( ⌒ )) )
从ノ.::;;火;;;从
从::;;;;;ノ );;从
从;::人( ・-・)从;;人 ̄| I hate you guys
从
( x-x)
( ´ω`)
(・∀・) Guess we won't be bothered by him any more.
(・∀・) Want a bite of my 500get? It's really good!
( ´ω`) Sure.
( ´ω`) Wonder where he got "shitbreathing asspocket" from?
( ´ω`) That doesn't even make sense.
( ・-・) I was under a considerable amount of stress when I said that.
(・∀・) Grandpa, every time I go to sleep I have awesome questions I want to ask you, but when I wake up I forget them! Why is that?
( ´ω`) Because you never take your pills, Junior.
(・∀・) My what?
(( ´ω`) bbecaub u nebbe daeker bilz, joob year
( ・-・) っ( ´ω`) Feh!
( ・-・) How the hell does he say anything clearly around that nutsack?
(・∀・) What happened?
( ´ω`) You started hallucinating because you didn't take your rat poi-, er, pills, Junior.
(・∀・) Why do we take over threads when clearly we have our own thread to ask questions in.
( ´ω`) Because this thread is obviously derailed.
( ・-・) No it's not! NO! TAKE YOUR PILLS!!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before we derailed the Beady Eyes thread?
( ・-・) I hate you guys so much.
poink
( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!
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((⌒
(⌒((⌒)) )) ,
(⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )
( (( ⌒ )) )
(( ・-・) ⌒)) I'M BURNING AGAIN OH GOD IT HURTS
从ノ.::;;火;;;从;; 从))゙
从::;;;;;ノ );;从;;;;;从
从;;;;;::人 ;ノ;从;;;;;从人 ̄|
( ・-・) Whew. Glad that's over with.
( ・-・) God damn them all.
( ・-・) I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
( ・-・) We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
( ゚ -゚) can't unsee
( ´ω`) >>540 Anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
( ・-・) I gotta get back to my roots. Get some quality derailing in.
( ・ω・) Don't worry, you can always get 555 get!
( ・-・) .... so I can have a cookie and ...?
( ・ω・) つ♥ 555get, yes.
( ಠ-ಠ) CLOOOOOOOOOONEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
( ・ω・) hee hee hee!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Antelope Freeway, one 1/32 mile!
Your search - ( ・-・) - did not match any documents.
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( ・-・) I loved the time when i was all about giving Grandpa pillz
( ´ω`) When you’ve tripped one ball, you’ve tripped ’em all.
( ´ω`) That’s what my grandpappy used to say.
( ・-・) He actually said it yesterday when you were tripping balls.
( ´ω`) That's what she said.
going to college in a rainy day
( ゚ ヮ゚) Wasn't me
( ゚ -゚) I'm NEET
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\::ヽ " ノノ
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. | | ( ・-・) ) I'm a pop culture icon.
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\::ヽ " ノノ I'm only wearing you ironically.
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( ´ω`) a little over half way through your first thread, eh?
( ´ω`) No hurries, take your time.
( ・-・) Yeah, I want my thread to be full of quality, not like your 5 minute shitfests.
( ・-・) Speaking of which, 575get, of the highest quality.
[No]
oink!!ー ∩∩
、__,,,ノw、 (;・-・) How about helping me you old fart!?
三 ( = = .・`e = ⊂ )
゙vv-vv" = ミ三三彡
oink!!ー ∩∩
、__,,,ノw、 (;・-・) JUST GRAB THE TAIL OR SOMETHING GODDAMNIT!
三 ( = = .・`e = ⊂ )
゙vv-vv" = ミ三三彡
The following scenes are not suitable for minors, but will be shown in the late night edition of everybody hates Beady Eyes!
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/ / | | / (・∀・) I didn't know this was a TV show.
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The joke is that he thinks he isn't an annoying rabbit!
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Is anyone still watching? No?
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clonepa clonepa blah blah blah
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Do you mind?
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/ / | | / (´ω` )(・∀・) We're trying to watch TV here!
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(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ... in summary, this is why Matt Drudge an HTML genius. Nay, the greatest HTML genius alive today!
the ramifications of blah blah blah
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Dammit, we missed the best part thanks to you!
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/ / | | / (´ω` )(・∀・) Shh, we don't want to gratify his ego.
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( ・-・) How the hell did he transition from Clonepa to Ma-
( ・-(○ミ thunk
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( ・-・)っ○ Alright, who just threw this at me?
( ・ω・) 600get! Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!
( ・-・) FUCK
( ・-(○ミ thunk
( ・-(○ミ thunk
( ・-(○ミ thunk
( ・-(○ミ thunk
( ・-(○ミ○ミ○ミ○ミ○ミ thunkthunkthunkthunkthunk
( ・-◍) THE FUCK'S GOIN ON HERE
( ´ω`) The only way to get any kind of audience for your thread was to offer free gifts, so today is Free Cueball Day.
( ・-◍) That's the dumbes-
( ・-(○ミ thunk
( ・-◍)
|彡
○ミ bonk
( ・-◍) That oughta get those losers off my back. Glad I have connections in the journalism biz.
( ´ω`) I was a zombie once too, you know. I got better, of course, but once a horrible abomination, always a horrible abomination. We zombies have to stick together.
<丶・-◍> Nobody’s made fun of Nida lately. Maybe if I disguise myself as Korean Beady Ey--
<丶・-◍> <・-・r >
Well this is awkward.
<丶・-◍> <・-・r > I am in rove~
Our parents and grandparents, preschool and long-term mission is to lose your friends, your lifestyle, you can find on this site.
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/ / | | / (・∀・)(´ω` ) Better than that Beady Eyes bullshit anyway.
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Mortifying..construction..meat..transfer..diced steak..grow old..do..say..say..advance.
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What
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/ / | | / (・∀・)(´ω` ) Oh, how dramatic!
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( ・-・) Hay guys, I'm back and my eye is better
( ・-・) Also, I finally got laid. If you can call it that.
( ・-・) Oh, I understand: YOU derailed MY thread. Hahaha, funny! And now get lost already.
( ・-・) ...buy now!
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/ / | | / (・∀・)(´ω` ) Who the hell would hire that twit to sell their product?
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( ・ω・) blaaaaaaaah♪
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ざわ…ざわ… ざわ…ざわ…
____ざわ…ざわ… ∧∧ ∧∧ ∩∩
/ / | | ざわ…ざわ… (・∀・)(´ω` )(・-・ )
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( ・ω・) Free 8-ball day!!
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/ / | | (・∀・)(´ω` )( ・-(➑ミ Wha-- JESUS CHRIST
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( ・-◍) There ain't no justice.
( ⌒-⌒) All part of my plan.
( ・-◍) What are you doing here, Smug Fathead!?
( ⌒-⌒) Borrowing some sugar
( ⌒-⌒) Gimme a kiss
( ・-◍) No!
( ゚ ヮ゚) my grandmother's breasts!
( ・-◍) What about 'em?
( ゚ ヮ゚) I am My Grandmother's Daughter!
人
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread is progressing just as planned.
(つ つ
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∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ´∀`)< わたしはもなるこのスレッドを進行している keikaku dori でう
(つ つ \________
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人
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and wow, Monar, your Japanese's gotten rusty.
(つ つ
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poo in a butt.
( ・-◍) I'm gonna go post that in every other thred, see how you fagets like it.
( ・-(➑ミ thunk
( ・-◍) STOP IT!
( ・-◍) I don't put carrots in my butt you gaywads.
( ・-・) Fuck you Satan, fuck you!
poo in a butt
space docking
( ⌒-⌒) Excellent~
( ⌒‿ ⌒) hee!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yay!!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yaaaaaaaaay!!
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ˃ ヮ˂) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
( ・-・) What are you so fucking happy about?
( ゚ ヮ゚) About all the time!
( ˃ ヮ˂) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
( ・-・) Well, I did ask.
BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX
( ・-・) SURE GO AHEAD
( ・-・) WITH YOUR DAD FAG
( ・-・)
( ・-・) fag.
( ・-・) Hello?
( ・-・)
(・-・ )
( ・-・) Helloooooo?
Hey buddy buddy
∧_∧
( ・ω・) ̄ ̄--―─-r| |
(っ l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
./ )|二;;二二;;二=''''''''''' ̄
( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ
( ・-・) ... Is that loaded with...live rounds?
7.62 mm... Full. Metal. Jacket.
∧_∧
( ・ω・) ̄ ̄--―─-r| |
(っ l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
./ )|二;;二二;;二=''''''''''' ̄
( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ
( ・-・) ...Clonepa... if Grandpa comes in here and catches us... we'll both be in a world of shit...
Buddy buddy.. I am... In a world... of SHIT...
∧_∧
( ・ω・) ̄ ̄--―─-r| |
(っ l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
./ )|二;;二二;;二=''''''''''' ̄
( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ
( ´ω`) ....
( ´ω`) Carry on.
|彡
Hey buddy, watch me hit that 700GET on the wall!
∧_∧
( ・ω・) ̄ ̄--―─-r| |
(っ l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
./ )|二;;二二;;二=''''''''''' ̄
( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ
( ・-・) No! That's MY 700g- awww, fine whatever go ahead i don't care i hate you
ITT Grandpa
( ´ω`) Grandpa [Thread Derailed]
( ・-・) 40?! 40?!?!!?! FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU. BUMP.
( ・-・) If this were Family Guy, why do you all treat me like Meg? I am SO Brian!
( ・ω・) But this, my friend, is REAL television. Stop crying and get back on stage!
( ・-・) Clonepa, television isn't--
( ・ω・)
( ・-・) You know what? Just forget it!
|彡
( ・ω・) How Cartman of him!
( ・-・) Now what does that have to do with using sage?
ヽ从,
Σ て Yay! Parsley!
" ○\o、 ∧_∧
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( ・-・) Where the hell do you keep getting those guns?
( ・ω・) From the gettin' place.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yay!!
( ・-・)
( ・ω・) This is a song thread now!
( ・-・) No it's not, you dunce.
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) Is too!
( ・ω・) Title: >>15
( ・ω・) First Verse: >>23,17,193,255
( ・ω・) Second Verse: La la la la
( ・ω・) Third Verse: >>714
( ・ω・) Fourth Verse: >>424,501,7,823
( ・ω・) Bridge: >>745,723,992,37
( ・ω・) Closing Riff: >>713,714,713,714
( ・-・) You can't do a retroactive song thread. This is in violation of DQN Statutes 119.09.
( ・ω・) If that's the case, there's been plenty of other violations. Why, I have half a mind to sue for selective enforcement of statute based on ethnic background.
( ・ω・) And I have a really shoddy lawyer so I know I'd lose, but I'll make sure to waste at least an hour of your time!
( ・ω・) Also, in case you didn't notice, this is a song thread now.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yay!! Song thread!!! YAYYYY!!!
( ・ω・) The chorus is >>715,716,725,722
( ・ω・) Sorry I forgot that part before.
lol, thats actually part of the song now! Does that mean there really is no chorus?
>>726
( ゚ ヮ゚) No, that means this is a SELF-MODIFYING SONG!
( ・-・) Too bad it sucks.
( ゚ -゚) You suck.
( ・-・) Get.
( ・-・) Out.
( ´ω`) Now that this is a song thread, I feel like trying to finish it!
( ´ω`) C'mon, Junior! We've got work to do!
( ・-・) While I was going about my business, I was suddenly struck by a thought. Perhaps my true desire is not to become the most awesomemest person I can, but instead, to experience 'victory'. Nothing gives me more satisfaction than knowing I am better than all the rest, and nothing pleases me more than crushing others beneath my feet. With this in mind, I'll change my strategy. But at the same time, I must be wary not to be satisfied with just small victories. I must go for the big one!
( ´ω`) Heh
( ´ω`) Haha
( ´ω`)
( ´ω`) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(( ・-・) I like to eat string and dance around in my boxer briefs.
(( ・-・) Poopy poopy butt butt butt!
Hmmm.
( ・-・) (( ・-・) Poop poopity butt poop poop
( ・-・)
_ ∩
( ・-・)彡 ( ・ω・)
Ah HA!
( ・ω・) rats! ya got me
( ・-・) You got that mask from your show, didn't you?
( ・-・) That damn episode where you ran around wearing this mask and mittens over your ears throwing candy pills everywhere and pretending you were me!
( ・-・) I'll get my revenge for that!
( ・ω・) Beady eyes likes to cosplay as Reisen Undongein Inaba and he can't pull it off.
(・∀・) And that's why you should rather play Reisin Undongein Inaba GENDERSWAPPED.
( ´ω`) 745's coming up, Junior. Lay it on us!
A word was not talked about when calling today.
Leech for metaphor. I live in the mirror and am existing race.
The right of you is my left. I am one useless, elaborate paradox.
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Why do you even watch this?
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/ / | | / (・∀・)(´ω` ) The actresses are cute.
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|| \ ./_____//
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
Do because it is thought that it is only this friction mark that sage rages?
It puts up for myself when this friction mark disappears even if w sleeps
auspiciously and w is so or is w only when raging by other friction mark thought.
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They look like monkeys to me.
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/ / | | / (・∀・)(´ω` ) Look at the tits on that one!
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|| \ ./_____//
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
If they are acceptable, even men of old times want to give hill.
I think that the hill down is most strongly beautiful in the entertainer whom I saw.
It is memorized that the tapper was 168.
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Yeah. Monkey tits.
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/ / | | / (・∀・)(´ω` ) You'll understand the appeal of
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/| British gals when you're older.
\_ヽ__|| \ ./_____//
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
.∩_∩ Muahahahaha
( ´)
( つ◇.
∴∵ shkshkshkshk
旦旦旦
.∩_∩ Anyone want some pois-, I mean, hot chocolate?
( ・-・)∫
( つ旦旦旦
Do you relate to the ejaculation sex?
The brainwash sex is a rape.
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Hoo boy!
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/ / | | / (・∀・)(´ω` ) Cover your eyes, Timmy.
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|| \ ./_____//
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
Flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan,
flan, you love flan, flan, flan, you want to eat flan, flan,
flan, flan, flan, flan makes you happy, flan, flan, flan
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Why are we watching Courage the Cowardly Dog?
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/ / | | / (・∀・)(´ω` ) Some flan sounds delicious.
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|| \ ./_____//
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N!
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lolwut
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/ / | | / (・∀・)(^ω^ ) BU-N!
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|| \ ./_____//
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ´-`) ....
( ´-`) You still trying to get rid of those things, nephew?
( ・-・) I just recieved several hundred shipments of them, and if they don't sell my pharmacy business may go bankrupt.
( ´-`) You're wasting your time going after only one potential customer at a time, kid. Why don't you hawk them on your TV show? That Royal Crown thing you used to do?
( ´-`) Was that any good? I never did bother to watch it.
( ・-・) It was too good and they canceled it so that their other shows wouldn't look bad running alongside IT SUCKED AND I'M A FAILURE
( ´ω`) You act like that's news.
(・∀・) So "dramaturgist" means blithering idiot, right?
( ・ω・) Here I am!
( ・ω・) Rock you like a hurricane!
( ・ω・) Those are some nice shorts.
( ・ω・) I like to eat peanuts.
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, remember that time we burned down the Reichstag?
( ´ω`) We raised the red flag high. Or was it a white flag?
( ・-・) I pissed on the Kaiser Chiefs once.
( ・ω・) I like to eat krullers too.
( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa!
_ _ .' , .. ∧_∧
∧ _ - ― = ̄  ̄`:, .∴ ' ( ・ω)
, -'' ̄ __――=', ・,‘ r⌒> _/ /
/ -―  ̄ ̄  ̄"'" . ’ | y'⌒ ⌒i
/ ノ | / ノ |
/ , イ ) , ー' /´ヾ_ノ
/ _, \ / , ノ
| / \ `、 / / /
j / ヽ | / / ,'
/ ノ { | / /| |
/ / | (_ !、_/ / 〉
、_〉 ー‐‐ |_/
( ・-・) Can you do that again, but this time with more blood?
_ _ .' , .. ∧_∧
SHO ∩ _ - ― = ̄  ̄`:, .∴ ' ( ´ω)';;∴
RYU , -'' ̄ __――=', ・,‘ r⌒> _/ /
KEN! / -―  ̄ ̄  ̄"'" . ’ | y'⌒ ⌒i
/ ノ | / ノ |
/ , イ ) , ー' /´ヾ_ノ
/ _, \ / , ノ
| / \ `、 / / /
j / ヽ | / / ,'
/ ノ { | / /| |
/ / | (_ !、_/ / 〉
、_〉 ー‐‐ |_/
clonepa clonepa blah blah blah
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Sweet!
____ ∧∧ ∧∧
/ / | | / (・∀・)(´ω` ) Ah, my favorite episode!
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|| \ ./_____//
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ಠヮಠ) WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR
( ಠヮಠ) SO I HERD SHE HAS MITTENS
( ´☉-◉`) We are bludgeoning them and then smearing their faces with brown and orange bile. Then we wrap towels around their heads and write "FILTHY HAJI" all over them before we feast. We he Him feeds with the mouth as well as gonads. With each bite and thrust we move to the enxt plane of delicious horror. Then we have more pills in our belly. Then we take more bites. Then we have more pills. Then we write more craigslists. Then we kill more haji.
( ´☉-◉`) Satan has promised us we are almost there. More lives. More lives. More lives. Dave says they call the key to Great Hall is PCP. PCP is the NEW GOD of the AGES and his NEW ORDER of the WORLD is coming TONIGHT. We just need more craigslists before we reside in the higher world PERMANENTLY.
( ´☉ム◉`) CAW CAW CAW! CAW! CAW! SIX CAWS OF THE CROW GODDESS, DEVOUR THINE ESSENCE
( ´⦿ム◙`) GRRRAAARRRRRRRRRRRWRRRITTHE SATAAN MOAR CRAIGSLIST HAJI BUILD THE BONE PILE CLIMB IT TO HELLVEN
( ・-・) Dude dude dude
( ・-・) Just because you're weaker than spit Grandpa spit doesn't mean you should try pestering me in a pitiful attempt to get more pills.
( ●-●) HAIL SATEN
( ●-●) BRAILLE MATIN'
( ・-・) I honestly have no idea whats going on in here.
( ´ω`) Alligator pair, crocogator pair, that's why they's so mean!
( ・-・) "crocogator"?
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Go back to your nursing home already, you dried up old turd.
( ・-・) Just as I planned...
( ・-・) Muahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaah!
( ・ω・) That's just your code phrase for "I'm glad that worked out."
( ・ω・) ... that's what my friend Beady Eyes would say if he heard you say that.
( ・ω・) ... hi, beady eyes!
( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) Sex is a special and meaningful act, not just some gross but neccesary biological act akin to taking a shit thats needed to produce children!
( ・ω・) How could I be a virgin? I don't have any genitals to be a virgin with.
( ・-・) 798 GET
( ´ω`) 799 GET. Mine's one better!
( ・-・) 800 GET
( ・ω・) 800gets are for babies.
( ・-・) I eat babies.
( ・ω・) You're a baby.
( ・-・) Your face is a baby.
( ・-・) said No! I must eat the babies!
( ´ω`) said, no, you are the babies.
And then ( ・-・) was a Clonepa.
( ・-・) Saw it coming.
bump
le xD
( ・-・) I hate this thread.
>>812
The feeling's mutual.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) jiiii-
( ・ω・) butt.
( ・-・) Clonepa, you're getting on my n-
( ・-(○ミ thunk
_
( ・-・)っ○ Alright, who just threw this at me?
>>818
It was me. What are you going to do about it?
( ・ω・) I like you!
( ・-・)I'm quite fond of myself too.
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) What? Nobody taking the setup this time?
( ・-・)
( ´ω`) I remember when I was your dad's age, I'd fondle you too.
( ・-・) Thanks for the pity punchline, Cramps.
( ´ω`) Hey we haven't had a johnny inspection in a while, I better check you for elves.
( • - • ) Aleoght grampdA, check me for Elvis.
In the lighter side of the news, Beady Eyes has donated
his entire collection of rare Tenga Eggs to the American
Lung Association. When asked for comment, the annoying
comic foil said "I think everyone should be-
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/ / | | / (・ω・ ) Isn't that nice?
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|| \ ./_____//
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
My polished nails look spectacular. Literally dazzling, even.
As Pushkin wrote in Eugene Onegin:
A man who's active and incisive
can yet keep nail-care much in mind:
why fight what's known to be decisive?
custom is despot of mankind.
∩∩
( ・-・) Fuck this thread. I'm outta here.
O┬O
( .∩.|
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(・-・ ). . .
( ´ω`) Yeah, I'm going to go with derailed on this one.
( ´ω`) Fun fact: This thread has been running for over 6 years and hasn't 999getted yet.
>>847
What are you talking about? Not even one year has passed.
( ・-・) Screw you if you think that this thread is derailed.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Antelope Freeway, one five hundred twelfth mile!
( ・-・) Who let Mittens drive? She's like six years old!
( ・ω・) Watch out! You could get run o-
( ・ω・) ....
( ・ω・) Never mind.
( ・-・) I hate me and my thread.
( ・-・) I make me so mad!
Where did you come from?
( ・-・) (・-・ ) I dunno lol
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./'7/ /'7,/ (・-・ ) Enough beating around the bush!
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^ニゞヘヘヘ^ニゞヘヘヘヘヘヘ_ヘハ'ソ`
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ・ω・) But will your thread ever 999get?
When I think about you
( ・-・) (・-・ ) I kick myself
∩∩
(・-・ ) And then I run away!
゚○-J゚
( ´ω`) And then what happens?
( ・-・) Usually I hide from myself, or just go take a shit.
( ・-・) Depends on what I had for lunch, really.
/i /j
j み//
(・-・ ) Ack, my ears. Preview isn't working from here. I wonder if this will be better.
( ・ω・) But will your thread ever 999get?
( ・-・) No, it clearly won't. If it does, I'll kill myself forever.
gooby plz
( ・-・) I want to thank people in this thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1406087307/l50
( ・-・) People who drop dead early reduce the burden on social security and 24 hour care facilities.
goof butts
( ・-・) Go away.
( ・ω・) Hey, Beady.
(・-・ ) What?
( ・ω・) 凸
( ・-・) That's what your mom said.
( #-・) .....
( #-・) At least someone still cares enough to do a flying kick into the back of my head.
( #-・) ow
( ・ω・) Hey Beady!
( ・-・) Fuck off.
( ・ω・) I don't wanna.
( ・-・) Fuck off!
( ・ω・) Nah.
( ・ω・) Also, 888get.
( ・-・) What part of fuck off are you not getting?
Well, Clonepa, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Boooorrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiing!
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\_ヽ__| | ./_____//
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Then the woman lays a clutch of eggs in a hidden, safe place and the man fertilizes them by squishing a mucus bag of sperm over them with his hands,
being careful to spread those randy little swimmers evenly over the eggs.
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____ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・∀・ ) Wait, what?
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|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
The eggs will cook for several months, or until golden brown.
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Oh, eggs.
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\_ヽ__| | ./_____//
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
The woman now takes the man to family court, where he is
stripped of all his wealth now and for the next eighteen years,
for the good of the golden brown eggs.
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) I wonder if Rei's has omelets.
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\_ヽ__| | ./_____//
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Having separated the hapless man from his wealth, the
woman then goes on to attract another man and the whole
process begins again. Nature truly is beautiful.
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) I'm hungry.
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Left on their own, the eggs eventually hatch, and a million
baby spiders come out.
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/ / | |
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( ・-・) I am going to synthesize my own DDT because I hate spiders and I don't give a fuck about the environment. If anybody complains about the environmental damage I may cause, I will harpoon a seal.
( ・-・) Then I'll emit so much CO2 that the world becomes a tropical paradise.
( ・-・) PARADISE I SAY!!!
(・-・ ) Baby spiders?
( ´ω`) Your monologue amuses me. Back in my day we would break in to our neighbors houses, turn on all the electronics and leave. We didn't even know what a carbon footprint was.
( ´ω`)
(´ω` )
( ´ω`) Wow. Look at all those baby spiders. Must be a million of the little suckers.
____ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・∀・ ) That was good food.
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| | ./_____//
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
(♯`Д´)ノ You are sitting on 2 million spiders!!!!!
( ´ω`)
(´ω` )))
witam szystkich serdecznie (^_^)
( ´ω`) Which ones were yours?
( ・-・) All of them. Duhhhhh.
( ・-・) Now watch as I 9/11GET
( ・-・) NEVAR FORGET
( ´ω`) Forget what? Eeehhh, I think I already did! Ha-ha.
my eyes no beady
( ・-・) Nobody's here, I can dance now.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Dancing sucks.
( ・-・) Anybody ever hear of Jonathan Smith's Modest Proposal?
( ・-・) I say we apply it the crotch fruit children of single moms.
( ・-・) After that, the worthless crotch fruit children can be fed to people who are broke by no fault of their own.
( ・ω・) Which ones were yours?
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. ( ・ _- ・) I need a new look.
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,i´ ⊃ ヽ this thread
. ⊂/ .i、 Retard!
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( ・-・) So are we still derailed?
( ・ω・) Were you ever railed?
( ・∀・) Over twelve years now, and this thread still isn't full.
( ・∀・) You suck at life, Beady.
( ・-・) On the contrary, AA gimmick threads stopped being active a long time ago, making them perma-derailed for all intents and purposes. Mission fucking accomplished, baby!
( ・∀・) Poo in a butt.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Fuck off.
( ・∀・) Don't denigrate me.
( ・∀・) Poo in a butt.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ A statement at once both simplistic and profound, leading one's thoughts to the eternal repetition of natural events both worldly and personal. The poo, you see, represents
( ・-・) Both of you fuck right off!
( ・-・) Peace at last. No nuclear takes to hear, no dancing guy with the stupid hat, no--
( ・-・) Poo in your pants
(╬ಠωಠ) TAIWAN NUMBA ONE
( ・-・) They're serving rabbit burgers at the Clonepa thread. What will we do?
( ・∀・) Taste The Rabbit
(・◡・)I just tried my own pills for the first time.
(・◡・)
(・◡・)Why the fuck did I wait so long? These are GREAT!
( ・-・) aw fuck it wore off.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) didn't like it anyway.
( ・∀・) No Beady it doesn't work like that, that can be really dangerous
(∩ω∩) I don't like to see my dead best friend being all dead and stuff.
( x_x) In fact, I'm dead right now.
(∩ω∩) Aw, not again!!
( ・ω・) I already think you're my coolest buddy in the whole world!
∧_∧ ∧_∧ ∧_∧ ∧_∧ ∧_∧
( ・∀・) ( `ー´) ( ´ω`) ( ゚ ∀゚ ) ( ^∀^)
( つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂ つ
| | | ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃ | | |
(__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_) Thank you.
( ・-・) you can't end the thread if you can't even format your post right, nigger
( ・-・)
( ・-・) .....
( ・-・) Well? Get on with it.
( ・-・) The irony of someone trying to derail and kill my own thread before 999 is not entirely lost on me...
( ・-・) Anime porn, why didn't I think of that?
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Oh yeah, BECAUSE I'M A MAN.
( ・-・) ...rabbit.
(・∀・) It'd be funny if you got your precious second thread and it was immediately permasaged.
( ・-・) I'd prefer if it was immediately permabumped.
-didn't hear you! Already in a better thread!
( :^)) guys, don't tell the rest of the class...but theirs two planes heading towards the twin towers.
>>986
[CYOA] ( ・-・) Beady Eyes [9/11 Adventure!] [CIA] [TURN ON THE TV!]
dubs
no thanks. but thanks for the dubs.
( ´ω`) Hard times create strong men. Strong men fall for the clussy.
( ´ω`) There are no good times.
( ・-・) (・-・ ) I'm still here.
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My hip
( ・-・) This is hacks