( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ・ω・) Wait. I have a better idea!
-TIME PASSES-
( ・ω・) Do you have any more of those pills? They sold like wildfire!
( ・ω・) I'm rich! I'm rich!
( ・ω・) I'll keep this money in my new stockroom!
( ・-・) That's my stockroom, not yours.
( ´ω`) Beady, nobody owns Stockholm.
Elvis has left the building
＼ ヽ ! | /
＼ ヽ ヽ / / ／
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
＼ ｜ / ／
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￣ -- = ＿ / | --'''''''
,,, ,r‐､λノ ﾞi､_,､ﾉゝ - ￣
ﾞl ﾞ､_
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─ ＿ ─ { (・-・ ） /─ ＿ ─
). c/ ,つ ,l~
´y ｛ ,、 ｛ <
ゝ lﾉ ヽ,) ,
＼ ヽ ! | /
＼ ヽ ヽ / / ／
200GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET ATTACK
＼ ｜ / ／
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￣ -- = ＿ / | --'''''''
,,, ,r‐､λノ ﾞi､_,､ﾉゝ - ￣
ﾞl ﾞ､_
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). c/ ,つ ,l~
´y ｛ ,、 ｛ <
ゝ lﾉ ヽ,) ,
( ・ω・) つ♥ Here, I made you a celebratory heart-shaped cookie.
( ・ω・) That's OK, let it all out. I'm here for you, buddy!
( ・-・) I'll cry wolf!
( T-T) I'm not crying, I'm staring daggers.
(T_T) I NEED LOVE, SOMEBODY GIVE ME LOVE
( ・-・) Now that I think about it, I really am the most popular character on this board. It's gotten to the point that you can't have a character thread without me.
ヮ You are the man Beady!
( ・-・) Clonepa hates me! Yay!
( ・-・) And by "I don't even know who you are yet" I mean I don't want to know who you are ever and get the fuck out.
( ・-・) Hey, my eyes don't burn here.
( ・-・) Guess I'll just hang out here for a while, then.
( ・ω・) My thread is getting cramped, can I stay here for a while?
( ・-・) Start your own damn thread!
( ・ω・) I did, but I had to 999get my first thread first.
( ・ω・) When are you going to 999get your thread?
( ・-・) Lalala not listening lalala I hate you lalala.
( ・ω・) That's a funny song!
( ・ω・) Lalala got mittens lalala I'm your friend lalala.
( ・-・) One of these days, I'm gonna-
( ・-(○ミ thunk
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( ・-・)っ○ Alright, who just threw this at me?
((((((((((((((((((((( ・-・) i did
( ・-・) I'm too lazy to rip off a dozen masks so I'll just offer pills as usual.
( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)
( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・) Hey bro. We all lost our jobs so we're crashing here for a while.
( ・-・) On the bright side, this is slightly less annoying than Clonepa.
( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)
( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・) Hey bro. You need to buy groceries.
( ・-・) How about some diet pills instead?
( ・-・) No, Beadies. You are the groceries.
-＝ ∧＿∧ Comin' through!
-＝≡ （ ´ω`）
-＝（ つ┯つ ∩_∩
-＝≡/ / //☆( ・-・） ow!
-＝≡（_＿）/ ）丿つノつ
-＝ (◎)￣））し つ
( ・-・) You look ridiculous on that thing, like a fat campus cop.
-＝ ∧＿∧ Wheee!
-＝≡ （ ´ω`）
-＝（ つ┯つ
-＝≡/ / //☆∩_∩
-＝≡（_＿）/ ）丿( ・-・) My spine! My spine!!
-＝ (◎)￣））しつノつ
( ・-・) I only had one of those you old bastard!
-＝ ∧＿∧ Whoo hooo!
-＝≡ （ ´ω`）
-＝（ つ┯つ
-＝≡/ / //☆
-＝≡（_＿）/ ∩∩ Curse you!!!
-⊂(◎)つ( ˃ -˂)つ
-＝ ∩_∩ Hahaha, take this!
-＝≡ （ ・-・）
-＝（ つ┯つ
-＝≡/ / //☆ ∧＿∧
-＝≡（_＿）/ ）丿( ´ω`) Ooooh...thanks, my back's so much better now.
-＝ (◎)￣））しつノつ
( ・ω・)
(・ω・ )
( ・ω・) ....
( ・ω・) 250get!
（◔ิ_◔ิ） yay for you.
-＝ ∧＿∧ Here's some more skidmarks on your underpants, slowpoke.
-＝≡ （ ´ω`）
-＝（ つ┯つ
-＝≡/ / //☆
-＝≡（_＿）/ ∩∩ Worse than a wedgie!
-⊂(◎)つ( ˃ -˂)つ
( ・-・) Not that I've experienced a wedgie. I'm a giver, not a taker.
( ・-・) I'm also the decider.
( ・-・) I make the decisions.
( ・-・) I'm going to nuclearize Iran and call it fission accomplished.
( ・ω・) It's okay though, it turns me on.
( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.
This!
( ・-・)つ'・ω・) hurgh
( ・-・) Sorry, I was trying out a Darth Vader strangle. wheeze
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( ・-・) I'm pooped! It's so tiring to consecutively strangle two dozen Clonepas.
( ・ω・) I think you miscounted, buddy.
( ´ω`) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ・-・) Hey. That's my line.
( ・-・) I aughta sue your wrinkled ass, Crampon!
( ・ω・) You know Sue? She's my friend!
( ・ω・) At least a "We met more than once and had some sort of discussion at least once" kind of friend.
( ・ω・) A sort of "at least she didn't repeatedly spray me with mace" kind of friend.
( ・ω・) The first spray hurt, but thankfully she ran out.
( ・ω・) The - what did she call it? A "taser"? - taser was really tingly.
( ・-・) Don't you have your own thread to babble in?
( ・ω・) Yes, yes I do. I guess there's no need to raise this thread's post count any more.
( ・-・) Good. That goddamn drooling insomniac is outta here.
( ・-・) Now I can get back to what this thread is really about!
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) I suck
( ・-・) I MEANT YOU! I MEANT YOU, DAMNIT!
( ・ω・) "I suck you"?
( ・ω・) No thanks. I don't have a penis.
( ・-・) I hate me.
( ・-・) I MEANT YOU! I MEANT YOU, GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!