( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ・ω・) PREPARE TO BE SERVED MUFFINS!
( ・-・) Clonepa, you are completely hopeless.
( ・-・) GET OUT!
人
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（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜My name is Squeeks and my one weakness is chocolate chip muffins.
（つ つ
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( ・-・) What, seriously?
∧__∧ Sorry about your show being cancelled.
( ´･ω･)∩∩
/⌒ ,つ⌒ヽ) Get away from me.
(___ ( O__)
"''"" "'ﾞ'' 'ﾞ ﾞﾟ' ''' '' ''' ﾟ
( ・-・) Airbus 330GETTO! Ah, my spirit soars.
( ・-・) I'm awesome. Everyone is jealous of my brilliance.
(・-・ )
( ・-・)...
( ・-・) Nothing? Nothing at all?
( ´ω`) I'll take this 333get.
|彡 Thanks!
( ・-・) I am often persecuted for my towering intellect.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Your puny tower of an "intellect" is dwarfed by the geostationary orbit of my thoughts.
( ・ω・) I'm pretty smart.
( ・ω・) Once I did long division for nine hours.
( ・-・) Too bad the geodesic of your orbit only traverses a circumference the size of Pluto.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ No, it's totally bigger than that. You just can't see the asymptote with the puny telescope you call an intellect.
( ・-・) well yo mama so fat she wear an asteroid belt
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You got me there.
（*。々°）i want to be smart like you guys
（*。々°）how can i start becoming a very intelligent person
( ・-・) For starters, get lost.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Yes, kindly fuck off.
( ・-・) Wait, did you just steal my awesome Airbus 340get?
（ ´ω`) 'Awesome' and 'Airbus' don't go together in the same sentence, junior.
(・∀・) That's beady, Grandpa. I'm not that stupid.
（ ´ω`) Don't contradict me, Junior, or there's gonna be an ass whooping.
(・∀・) That wasn't a contradiction as much as it was a correction.
Don't you even dare suggest I'm blind, Junior!
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩
（ ´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))-・) < ow ow ow ow goddammit ow
(#)・-・) I oughta stab you in the kidneys for that, you dried up old fart!
Stabbo! Aw, darnit, you moved!
∧∧ ∩∩∩
（,,´・∀・） ヽ(#)・д・) eep
/ つ==||==) ノ==*
.c（__,,,,)__,,,） (,,ノ(,,ノ
(#)・-・) When did I get a third ear?
( ・-・) Must be more proof of how awesome I am.
∧∧ ∩∩∩
（,,´・∀・）No, those ears are actually all mine.
( ・-・) MUST BE MORE PROOF OF HOW AWESOME I AM!
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(・∀・) i see tits!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Tit tit titty tit!
(´・ω・)つ( ・-・) oh god what is happening
( ´ω`) You're breeding like a bunny.
( ´ω`) Good thing you're not an ant.
( ・-・) I'm just bumping this thread now so that it doesn't look like Kkkrampz derailed it.
( ・-・) Nobody look at the timestamps ok.
( ´ω`) Go to bed junior; you put sentences together like a adolescent. You act like one as well.
( ・∀・) Sorry Gr-
((・-・三・-・) )audieaudieaudieaudieaudie
( ・-・) What the fuck?
Surprise Attack!
∧∧ ∧∧ ow ow owow OW
( ´ω`) ─== ( ・-・) ・ °
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〜（ 〈 -＝≡/ / ’ ： ．
(,/ ヽ） (,/´ヽ)
( ´ω`) Score one for age & treachery!
( ・-・) That wasn't me. I have rabbit ears.
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( ・-・) Long, slender, beautiful rabbit ears.
( ´ω`) Whatever you say, Junior.
∧∧
( ・-・) Aren't you dead, old man?
( ´ω`) I'm not the one with a sword through my heart, Junior.
( ・-・) You drunk Irish fuck!
( ´ω`) As a matter of fact, I did fuck a drunk Irish woman once. You popped out.
( ・-・) !!!!
( ・-・) You aren't worth of the McPhearson name, cramps.
( ﾒ-･ิ) Beady-eyes-kun, we already did a dramatic reveal of your past in the Grandpa thread.
( ﾒ-･ิ) Your whore of a mom says "konnichiwa."
( ・-・) My mother was Egyptian, you dumb fuku.
( ´ω`) She said, "When I ditch the little shit, I'll tell him I'm going home to Egypt. That should keep that annoying little turd out of my life for good."
( ´ω`) She's actually turning tricks in Bali these days.
( ・ω・) Your mom is a burlesque ugly-bumping butterball, Beady buddy o' mine.
( ・ω・) She's a greasy hip-grinding strumpet.
( ・ω・) She's like a bus, with salary men climbing on and off her all day.
( ・ω・) In virtue of the flawless insults laid down previously by 3 of my clones, it is obvious that your mother is a perpetual source of greasiness, quite possible making 'wax on, wax off' the slogan for a worldwide organic fuel campaign.
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) I was going to drag your little cart over a cliff and fly away on my futuristic flying motorcycle and laugh while you tumble to your death but making the AA for it all was too tedious so just go away.
( ・ω・) Aww, darn. So we're not gonna go see the Grand Canyon after all?
( ・-・) Now join me as we celebrate my brutal burn of the unhappy things thread.
( ・-・) I totally got the 1000get.
( ・ω・) This thread makes me hungry.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why is this still here?
( ・-・) Why are you still here, get out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will do no such thing. I'm staying the course. See you at >>999
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／ ） ヽ' ／ ､ ､ ｉ. ､ ￥ ﾉ ､ ヽ∧＿∧ We claim this 400GET for STRONG DUDES everywhere!
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( ・-・) ... You stole that from me.
( ・-・) I'm not one to argue with a thief.
( ・-・) Let's get back to talking about me, though.
( ・-・) Making fun of someone's height? That's not very big of you.
( ・-・) And you're microcephalic. So?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
( ・-・) Get out of here, Chomsky. We don't need your kind here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread lacks the overarching narrative present in Grandpa's threads.
(・∀・) B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G
( ・-・) That doesn't scan, I hope you know.
( ・-・) Not in my thread, it's not.
( ・-・) How can you say Hang On was better than Outrun? You know what? Maybe you're right!
( ・-・) On second thought, we're both wrong. Road Rash is superior to both.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Gackt's getting really old.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not his music, that's been old for a while now, but I mean physically he's getting old. I see wrinkles.
( ・-・) What the hell does have anything to do with?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just trying to make conversation.
( ・-・)