( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:52

( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 12:29

( ・-・) The fuck is this shit?

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 16:30

( ・-・) what the fucking fuck is fucking going the fuck on here?

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 16:33

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watch your fucking language.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 01:57

( ・-・) jeeeeez SORRY mom whatever

( ・-・) fuckity fuck fuck fuck

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 02:54

( ・-・) FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL FATHER I HATE YOU BOTH

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455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 04:30

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I'll tell you what, Peg; that boy ain't right.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 19:58

( ﾟ -ﾟ) We could always kill him and hope the next kid turns out better.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 13:39

¯\(⌒_⌒)/¯ GUYS! Why can't we all just get along?

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 17:41

( ´ω`) Well, how about I derail your thread. How about that.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5603 21:44

( ・-・) You couldn't derail a tonka toy train, you feeble old fartfuck.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5604 00:00

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　 从 ﾟ ヮﾟ ﾉｿ 　 No derailing allowed, this thread is now about potetoes, pyo.
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461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 16:13

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ah, yes. The noble, underestimated spud.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 16:48

(・∀・) I like french fries!

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 02:40

( ´ω`) Fucking potatoes. If wasn't for the famine in Ireland back when I was a young man, those Irish thugs wouldn't have taken my wife. Fucking Irish.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 10:01

( 繝ｻ-繝ｻ) I derail threads on facebook too

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 10:20

>>464 What the fuck

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 12:37

( 繝ｻ-繝ｻ) They're my new glasses. I need them. Jerk.

467 Name: 从 ﾟ ヮﾟ ﾉｿ : 1993-09-5608 13:56

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　 从 ﾟ ヮﾟ ﾉｿ 　 I am now a floating head, pyo.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 20:05

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ah, yes. The noble, underestimated spud.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5609 18:12

(・∀・) I like french fries!

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 11:41

( ´ω`) Fucking potatoes. If wasn't for the famine in Ireland back when I was a young man, those Irish thugs wouldn't have taken my wife. Fucking Irish.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 12:09

(・∀・) They.. ate Grandma?

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 14:46

( ´ω`) Yes.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 22:20

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　 从 ﾟ ヮﾟ ﾉｿ 　 As if she were a pyo-tato!

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 22:51

( ・-・) Everybody out.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 00:21

(・∀・) Did you pee in the pool again?

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 00:22

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You know he can't help it!

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 02:33

( ´ω`) They DO make diapers in his size, you know.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 03:35

( ・-・) Guys come on that only happened once and it was a really long time ago.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 17:05

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It happens every time you go swimming!

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 19:53

( ・-・) It's my pool and I'll pee wherever the hell I want damnit!

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 02:13

( ・-・) Didja see me on facebook? I was totally awesome there!

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 04:48

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Yes. While I did chuckle slightly at the cascading torrent of idiocy you fought well with, I thought your trolling technique could have used a bit of improvement. However, overall you have earned a 7/10 in my elitist book of things which I find slightly humorous.

You should know that this does not excuse your disgusting urination habits, though. Really that was just sick.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 04:58

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┐)　∩_∩ 　ﾉ 　Your cigarette-fueled arrogance ENRAGES ME!!!!
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484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 11:04

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I don't think so. You are obviously on fire, admit it.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:04

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486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:13

( ´ー｀)y─┛~~ What is all this uncouth ruckus?

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:29

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:29

(″･ิ_･ิ)

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:30

(･ิ_･ิ ``)

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:30

･ิ ``)

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:31

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:57

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Oops, forgot my cig.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 21:03

( ・-・)っ- Have a light

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 12:17

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495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 19:37

(・∀・) Jump in the pool!

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 20:06

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　　（( ・-・)　⌒）） 　I CAN'T SOMEBODY PEED IN IT
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497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 22:43

( ´ω`) It's just as well. The pool was closed due to AIDS quite some time ago.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 23:04

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been to strange places again? I told you not to go there!

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 23:32

( ´ω`) I can go wherever the hell I want, Junior. Don't talk down to me again unless you'd like me to discharge a powerful laser in the general direction of your face.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 00:19

(・∀・) Oh, looky here! A 500get just lying in the street!

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 00:35

( ・-・) YOU FUCKING NIGGER

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 01:17

(・∀・) Mmmmmm! It smells like cinnamon!

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 01:58

( ・-・) YOU BUTTFUCK POO-ASS SHITBREATHING ASSPOCKET POOFUCKER

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 03:00

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　　（( ・-・)　⌒）） 　AND I'M STILL ON FUCKING FIRE
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505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 04:14

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从;::人( ・-・)从;;人￣| I hate you guys

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 05:33

　从
( x-x)

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 05:39

( ´ω`)

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 17:26

(・∀・) Guess we won't be bothered by him any more.

(・∀・) Want a bite of my 500get? It's really good!

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 19:47

( ´ω`) Sure.

( ´ω`) Wonder where he got "shitbreathing asspocket" from?

( ´ω`) That doesn't even make sense.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 18:03

( ・-・) I was under a considerable amount of stress when I said that.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 01:11

(・∀・) Grandpa, every time I go to sleep I have awesome questions I want to ask you, but when I wake up I forget them! Why is that?

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 02:12

( ´ω`) Because you never take your pills, Junior.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 02:34

(・∀・) My what?

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 04:46

(( ´ω`) bbecaub u nebbe daeker bilz, joob year

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 05:23

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516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 06:31

( ・-・) っ( ´ω`) Feh!

( ・-・) How the hell does he say anything clearly around that nutsack?

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 18:09

(・∀・) What happened?

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 23:17

( ´ω`) You started hallucinating because you didn't take your rat poi-, er, pills, Junior.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 05:35

(・∀・) Why do we take over threads when clearly we have our own thread to ask questions in.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 10:43

( ´ω`) Because this thread is obviously derailed.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 16:43

( ・-・) No it's not! NO! TAKE YOUR PILLS!!

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 19:10

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before we derailed the Beady Eyes thread?

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 23:18

( ´ω`) Your memory was a tad better then, Junior.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5660 21:36

( ・-・) I hate you guys so much.

　　　　　poink
　( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 20:23

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526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 04:45

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527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 18:57

( ・-・) Whew. Glad that's over with.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 18:13

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529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 18:46

( ・-・) God damn them all.

( ・-・) I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

( ・-・) We'd fire no guns, shed no tears

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 21:51

( ・-・) Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

( ・-・) The last of Barrett's privateers

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 23:54

( ´ω`) If you'd just taken better care of the ol' Antelope, you'd hae been much better off, laddy!

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 12:24

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　　　( ・-・)　Gee, REAL HELPFUL you tell me that now, cowpoke
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533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 17:46

( ´ω`) Hey, if you want to just end your miserable suffering now, no biggie. It's not like the world is running out of rabbits.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 23:54

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Antelope Freeway, one half mile!

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 20:51

( ・-・) Shut.

( ・-・) Up.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 22:53

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Antelope Freeway, one quarter mile!

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 01:57

　　∩∩　　You can put your Antelope Freeway right here, bitch!
　 （｡・-・）つ,☆-spankyspanky-
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538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5770 00:02

( ﾟ -ﾟ) can't unsee

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5770 15:32

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Antelope Freeway, one eighth mile!

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5770 17:08

>>539 Are we in Simi yet, already?

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5771 16:46

( ´ω`) >>540 Anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5771 19:23

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Antelope Freeway, one sixteenth mile!

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 23:43

( ・-・) I gotta get back to my roots. Get some quality derailing in.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 04:22

( ・-・) C'mon, Beady, you can do it. This whole board used to HATE you. It can hate you AGAIN!!

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 12:32

( ・-・) I AM MIGHTY!

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 17:58

( ・-・) WHEN I AM THROUGH, THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HATE ME!!!!

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 18:03

( ・ω・) I'll always like you! You're my bestext friend!

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 19:44

( ・ω・) I also like pie and potato chips and eggs.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 01:57

( ・-・) THEY WILL CUR- what's this about pie?
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