( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ・-・) Also, I finally got laid. If you can call it that.
( ・-・) Oh, I understand: YOU derailed MY thread. Hahaha, funny! And now get lost already.
( ・-・) ...buy now!
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/ / | | / (・∀・)(´ω` ) Who the hell would hire that twit to sell their product?
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( ・ω・) blaaaaaaaah♪
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ざわ…ざわ… ざわ…ざわ…
____ざわ…ざわ… ∧∧ ∧∧ ∩∩
/ / | | ざわ…ざわ… (・∀・)(´ω` )(・-・ )
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( ・ω・) Free 8-ball day!!
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/ / | | (・∀・)(´ω` )( ・-(➑ミ Wha-- JESUS CHRIST
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( ・-◍) There ain't no justice.
( ⌒-⌒) All part of my plan.
( ・-◍) What are you doing here, Smug Fathead!?
( ⌒-⌒) Borrowing some sugar
( ⌒-⌒) Gimme a kiss
( ・-◍) No!
( ゚ ヮ゚) my grandmother's breasts!
( ・-◍) What about 'em?
( ゚ ヮ゚) I am My Grandmother's Daughter!
人
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread is progressing just as planned.
(つ つ
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( ´∀`)< わたしはもなるこのスレッドを進行している keikaku dori でう
(つ つ \________
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人
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and wow, Monar, your Japanese's gotten rusty.
(つ つ
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poo in a butt.
( ・-◍) I'm gonna go post that in every other thred, see how you fagets like it.
( ・-(➑ミ thunk
( ・-◍) STOP IT!
( ・-◍) I don't put carrots in my butt you gaywads.
( ・-・) Fuck you Satan, fuck you!
poo in a butt
space docking
( ⌒-⌒) Excellent~
( ⌒‿ ⌒) hee!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yay!!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yaaaaaaaaay!!
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ˃ ヮ˂) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
( ・-・) What are you so fucking happy about?
( ゚ ヮ゚) About all the time!
( ˃ ヮ˂) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
( ・-・) Well, I did ask.
BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX
( ・-・) SURE GO AHEAD
( ・-・) WITH YOUR DAD FAG
( ・-・)
( ・-・) fag.
( ・-・) Hello?
( ・-・)
(・-・ )
( ・-・) Helloooooo?
Hey buddy buddy
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(っ l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
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( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ
( ・-・) ... Is that loaded with...live rounds?
7.62 mm... Full. Metal. Jacket.
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( ・ω・) ̄ ̄--―─-r| |
(っ l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
./ )|二;;二二;;二=''''''''''' ̄
( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ
( ・-・) ...Clonepa... if Grandpa comes in here and catches us... we'll both be in a world of shit...
Buddy buddy.. I am... In a world... of SHIT...
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( ・ω・) ̄ ̄--―─-r| |
(っ l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
./ )|二;;二二;;二=''''''''''' ̄
( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ
( ´ω`) ....
( ´ω`) Carry on.
|彡
Hey buddy, watch me hit that 700GET on the wall!
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( ・ω・) ̄ ̄--―─-r| |
(っ l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
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( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ
( ・-・) No! That's MY 700g- awww, fine whatever go ahead i don't care i hate you
ITT Grandpa
( ´ω`) Grandpa [Thread Derailed]
( ・-・) 40?! 40?!?!!?! FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU. BUMP.
( ・-・) If this were Family Guy, why do you all treat me like Meg? I am SO Brian!
( ・ω・) But this, my friend, is REAL television. Stop crying and get back on stage!
( ・-・) Clonepa, television isn't--
( ・ω・)
( ・-・) You know what? Just forget it!
|彡
( ・ω・) How Cartman of him!
( ・-・) Now what does that have to do with using sage?
ヽ从,
Σ て Yay! Parsley!
" ○\o、 ∧_∧
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( ・-・) Where the hell do you keep getting those guns?
( ・ω・) From the gettin' place.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yay!!
( ・-・)
( ・ω・) This is a song thread now!
( ・-・) No it's not, you dunce.
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) Is too!
( ・ω・) Title: >>15
( ・ω・) First Verse: >>23,17,193,255
( ・ω・) Second Verse: La la la la
( ・ω・) Third Verse: >>714
( ・ω・) Fourth Verse: >>424,501,7,823
( ・ω・) Bridge: >>745,723,992,37
( ・ω・) Closing Riff: >>713,714,713,714
( ・-・) You can't do a retroactive song thread. This is in violation of DQN Statutes 119.09.
( ・ω・) If that's the case, there's been plenty of other violations. Why, I have half a mind to sue for selective enforcement of statute based on ethnic background.
( ・ω・) And I have a really shoddy lawyer so I know I'd lose, but I'll make sure to waste at least an hour of your time!
( ・ω・) Also, in case you didn't notice, this is a song thread now.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yay!! Song thread!!! YAYYYY!!!
( ・ω・) The chorus is >>715,716,725,722
( ・ω・) Sorry I forgot that part before.