( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

( ・-・) What are you so fucking happy about?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) About all the time!
( ˃ ヮ˂) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

( ・-・) Well, I did ask.

BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX

( ・-・) SURE GO AHEAD

( ・-・) WITH YOUR DAD FAG

( ・-・)

( ・-・) fag.

( ・-・) Hello?

( ・-・)

(・-・ )

( ・-・) Helloooooo?

Hey buddy buddy
　∧＿∧
　(　･ω･)￣￣--―─-r| |　　　　
　(っ　　l,ﾞﾞ''つl＿__l,,l,|,iﾉ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
　./　　　)|二;;二二;;二='''''''''''￣　　　　　　　　　
　( /￣∪＿／ヽヽ

( ・-・) ... Is that loaded with...live rounds?

7.62 mm... Full. Metal. Jacket.
　∧＿∧
　(　･ω･)￣￣--―─-r| |　　　　
　(っ　　l,ﾞﾞ''つl＿__l,,l,|,iﾉ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
　./　　　)|二;;二二;;二='''''''''''￣　　　　　　　　　
　( /￣∪＿／ヽヽ

( ・-・) ...Clonepa... if Grandpa comes in here and catches us... we'll both be in a world of shit...

Buddy buddy.. I am... In a world... of SHIT...
　∧＿∧
　(　･ω･)￣￣--―─-r| |　　　　
　(っ　　l,ﾞﾞ''つl＿__l,,l,|,iﾉ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
　./　　　)|二;;二二;;二='''''''''''￣　　　　　　　　　
　( /￣∪＿／ヽヽ

( ´ω`) ....

( ´ω`) Carry on.

|彡

Hey buddy, watch me hit that 700GET on the wall!
　∧＿∧
　(　･ω･)￣￣--―─-r| |　　　　
　(っ　　l,ﾞﾞ''つl＿__l,,l,|,iﾉ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
　./　　　)|二;;二二;;二='''''''''''￣　　　　　　　　　
　( /￣∪＿／ヽヽ

( ・-・) No! That's MY 700g- awww, fine whatever go ahead i don't care i hate you

ITT Grandpa

( ´ω`) Grandpa [Thread Derailed]

( ・-・) 40?! 40?!?!!?! FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU. BUMP.

( ・-・) If this were Family Guy, why do you all treat me like Meg? I am SO Brian!

( ・ω・) But this, my friend, is REAL television. Stop crying and get back on stage!

( ・-・) Clonepa, television isn't--

( ・ω・)

( ・-・) You know what? Just forget it!

|彡

( ・ω・) How Cartman of him!

( ・-・) Now what does that have to do with using sage?

　ヽ从,　
　　Σ　て　　　　　　　　　　　Yay! Parsley!
　　　" ○＼o、　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　　　＼:.＼＼＿_（・ω・..:;）:...
　　　　　　/=/＼＼　/::|]⊂;;）;;:::::::....
　　　　　　＼＼/ / ./:::/ /　;ヽ;;;;::::::::::....
　　　　　　/＿＿＿/::::|　| ◎;;|:;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::....
　　　　　　　ヾ＼＝＝ ヾ＼;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::....

( ・-・) Where the hell do you keep getting those guns?

( ・ω・) From the gettin' place.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yay!!

( ・-・)

( ・ω・) This is a song thread now!

( ・-・) No it's not, you dunce.

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) Is too!

( ・ω・) Title: >>15
( ・ω・) First Verse: >>23,17,193,255
( ・ω・) Second Verse: La la la la
( ・ω・) Third Verse: >>714
( ・ω・) Fourth Verse: >>424,501,7,823
( ・ω・) Bridge: >>745,723,992,37
( ・ω・) Closing Riff: >>713,714,713,714

( ・-・) You can't do a retroactive song thread. This is in violation of DQN Statutes 119.09.

( ・ω・) If that's the case, there's been plenty of other violations. Why, I have half a mind to sue for selective enforcement of statute based on ethnic background.

( ・ω・) And I have a really shoddy lawyer so I know I'd lose, but I'll make sure to waste at least an hour of your time!

( ・ω・) Also, in case you didn't notice, this is a song thread now.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yay!! Song thread!!! YAYYYY!!!

( ・ω・) The chorus is >>715,716,725,722

( ・ω・) Sorry I forgot that part before.

( ・-・) This song sucks.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You suck.

>>723

lol, thats actually part of the song now! Does that mean there really is no chorus?

>>726
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No, that means this is a SELF-MODIFYING SONG!
( ・-・) Too bad it sucks.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) You suck.

(・∀・) Does that mean this song could become self aware?

( ・-・) Get.

( ・-・) Out.

( ´ω`) Now that this is a song thread, I feel like trying to finish it!

( ´ω`) C'mon, Junior! We've got work to do!

Next one is >>745
(・∀・) I hope I get it

( ・-・) While I was going about my business, I was suddenly struck by a thought. Perhaps my true desire is not to become the most awesomemest person I can, but instead, to experience 'victory'. Nothing gives me more satisfaction than knowing I am better than all the rest, and nothing pleases me more than crushing others beneath my feet. With this in mind, I'll change my strategy. But at the same time, I must be wary not to be satisfied with just small victories. I must go for the big one!

( ´ω`) Heh

( ´ω`) Haha

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(( ・-・) I like to eat string and dance around in my boxer briefs.

(( ・-・) Poopy poopy butt butt butt!

　Hmmm.
( ・-・)　(( ・-・) Poop poopity butt poop poop

　　 ( ・-・)
　 _ 　∩
( ・-・)彡　( ・ω・)
Ah HA!

( ・ω・) rats! ya got me

( ・-・) You got that mask from your show, didn't you?

( ・-・) That damn episode where you ran around wearing this mask and mittens over your ears throwing candy pills everywhere and pretending you were me!

( ・-・) I'll get my revenge for that!

( ・ω・) Beady eyes likes to cosplay as Reisen Undongein Inaba and he can't pull it off.

(・∀・) And that's why you should rather play Reisin Undongein Inaba GENDERSWAPPED.

( ´ω`) 745's coming up, Junior. Lay it on us!

A word was not talked about when calling today.
Leech for metaphor. I live in the mirror and am existing race.
The right of you is my left. I am one useless, elaborate paradox.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Why do you even watch this?
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` )　The actresses are cute.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

Do because it is thought that it is only this friction mark that sage rages?
It puts up for myself when this friction mark disappears even if w sleeps
auspiciously and w is so or is w only when raging by other friction mark thought.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　They look like monkeys to me.
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` )　Look at the tits on that one!
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

If they are acceptable, even men of old times want to give hill.
I think that the hill down is most strongly beautiful in the entertainer whom I saw.
It is memorized that the tapper was 168.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Yeah. Monkey tits.
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` )　You'll understand the appeal of
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／| British gals when you're older.
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

.∩＿∩　Muahahahaha
（　　　´）
(　　　 つ◇．
　　　　　　∴∵　shkshkshkshk
　　　　　旦旦旦

.∩＿∩　　Anyone want some pois-, I mean, hot chocolate?
（　・-・）∫
( つ旦旦旦

Do you relate to the ejaculation sex?
The brainwash sex is a rape.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Hoo boy!
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` )　Cover your eyes, Timmy.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

Flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan,
flan, you love flan, flan, flan, you want to eat flan, flan,
flan, flan, flan, flan makes you happy, flan, flan, flan
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Why are we watching Courage the Cowardly Dog?　
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` ) Some flan sounds delicious.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N!
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　lolwut
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(＾ω＾ ) BU-N!
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

( ´-`) ....

( ・-・) Psst, hey, >>757. Wanna buy some pills?

( ´-`) You still trying to get rid of those things, nephew?

( ・-・) I just recieved several hundred shipments of them, and if they don't sell my pharmacy business may go bankrupt.

( ´-`) You're wasting your time going after only one potential customer at a time, kid. Why don't you hawk them on your TV show? That Royal Crown thing you used to do?

( ´-`) Was that any good? I never did bother to watch it.

( ・-・) It was too good and they canceled it so that their other shows wouldn't look bad running alongside IT SUCKED AND I'M A FAILURE

( ´ω`) You act like that's news.

(・∀・) So "dramaturgist" means blithering idiot, right?

( ・ω・) Here I am!

( ・ω・) Rock you like a hurricane!

( ・ω・) Those are some nice shorts.

( ・ω・) I like to eat peanuts.

（・∀・） Hey Grandpa, remember that time we burned down the Reichstag?

( ´ω`) We raised the red flag high. Or was it a white flag?

( ・-・) I pissed on the Kaiser Chiefs once.

( ・ω・) I like to eat krullers too.

( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa!

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　＿　＿　　　　　.'　　，　．. ∧＿∧
　　　　　　　　　　∧　　_　- ― ＝￣　￣`:,　.∴　'　　　　　（ 　・ω）
　　　　　　　　　,　-''￣　　　　＿＿――＝',　・,‘　ｒ⌒>　 _／ ／
　　　　　　　　／　　　-―　￣￣　　￣"'"　. 　　’ |　ｙ'⌒　　⌒i
　　　　　　　/　　　ノ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|　　／　　ノ ｜
　　　　　　/　　, ｲ ）　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　, ー' 　／´ヾ_ﾉ
　　　　 　/　 　_,　＼　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／　,　　ノ
　　　　 　|　　/ ＼　 `､　　　　　　　　　　　　／　／ ／
　　　　 　ｊ　 /　　ヽ 　|　　　　　　　　　　　／　／　,'
　　　　／　ノ　　　｛ 　|　　　　　　 　　　／　 ／| 　|
　　 ／　／　　　 　|　（_　　　　　　　 　!､＿／ / 　 〉
　　､＿〉　　　　 　ー‐‐　　　　　　　　　　　　|_／

( ・-・) Can you do that again, but this time with more blood?

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　＿　＿　　　　　.'　　，　．. ∧＿∧
SHO　　　　　　　∩　　_　- ― ＝￣　￣`:,　.∴　'　　　　　（ 　´ω）';;∴
RYU　　　　　　,　-''￣　　　　＿＿――＝',　・,‘　ｒ⌒>　 _／ ／
KEN!　　　　／　　　-―　￣￣　　￣"'"　. 　　’ |　ｙ'⌒　　⌒i
　　　　　　　/　　　ノ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|　　／　　ノ ｜
　　　　　　/　　, ｲ ）　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　, ー' 　／´ヾ_ﾉ
　　　　 　/　 　_,　＼　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／　,　　ノ
　　　　 　|　　/ ＼　 `､　　　　　　　　　　　　／　／ ／
　　　　 　ｊ　 /　　ヽ 　|　　　　　　　　　　　／　／　,'
　　　　／　ノ　　　｛ 　|　　　　　　 　　　／　 ／| 　|
　　 ／　／　　　 　|　（_　　　　　　　 　!､＿／ / 　 〉
　　､＿〉　　　　 　ー‐‐　　　　　　　　　　　　|_／