( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

( ・-・) SURE GO AHEAD

( ・-・) WITH YOUR DAD FAG

( ・-・)

( ・-・) fag.

( ・-・) Hello?

( ・-・)

(・-・ )

( ・-・) Helloooooo?

Hey buddy buddy
　∧＿∧
　(　･ω･)￣￣--―─-r| |　　　　
　(っ　　l,ﾞﾞ''つl＿__l,,l,|,iﾉ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
　./　　　)|二;;二二;;二='''''''''''￣　　　　　　　　　
　( /￣∪＿／ヽヽ

( ・-・) ... Is that loaded with...live rounds?

7.62 mm... Full. Metal. Jacket.
　∧＿∧
　(　･ω･)￣￣--―─-r| |　　　　
　(っ　　l,ﾞﾞ''つl＿__l,,l,|,iﾉ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
　./　　　)|二;;二二;;二='''''''''''￣　　　　　　　　　
　( /￣∪＿／ヽヽ

( ・-・) ...Clonepa... if Grandpa comes in here and catches us... we'll both be in a world of shit...

Buddy buddy.. I am... In a world... of SHIT...
　∧＿∧
　(　･ω･)￣￣--―─-r| |　　　　
　(っ　　l,ﾞﾞ''つl＿__l,,l,|,iﾉ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
　./　　　)|二;;二二;;二='''''''''''￣　　　　　　　　　
　( /￣∪＿／ヽヽ

( ´ω`) ....

( ´ω`) Carry on.

|彡

Hey buddy, watch me hit that 700GET on the wall!
　∧＿∧
　(　･ω･)￣￣--―─-r| |　　　　
　(っ　　l,ﾞﾞ''つl＿__l,,l,|,iﾉ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
　./　　　)|二;;二二;;二='''''''''''￣　　　　　　　　　
　( /￣∪＿／ヽヽ

( ・-・) No! That's MY 700g- awww, fine whatever go ahead i don't care i hate you

ITT Grandpa

( ´ω`) Grandpa [Thread Derailed]

( ・-・) 40?! 40?!?!!?! FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU. BUMP.

( ・-・) If this were Family Guy, why do you all treat me like Meg? I am SO Brian!

( ・ω・) But this, my friend, is REAL television. Stop crying and get back on stage!

( ・-・) Clonepa, television isn't--

( ・ω・)

( ・-・) You know what? Just forget it!

|彡

( ・ω・) How Cartman of him!

( ・-・) Now what does that have to do with using sage?

　ヽ从,　
　　Σ　て　　　　　　　　　　　Yay! Parsley!
　　　" ○＼o、　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　　　＼:.＼＼＿_（・ω・..:;）:...
　　　　　　/=/＼＼　/::|]⊂;;）;;:::::::....
　　　　　　＼＼/ / ./:::/ /　;ヽ;;;;::::::::::....
　　　　　　/＿＿＿/::::|　| ◎;;|:;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::....
　　　　　　　ヾ＼＝＝ ヾ＼;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::....

( ・-・) Where the hell do you keep getting those guns?

( ・ω・) From the gettin' place.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yay!!

( ・-・)

( ・ω・) This is a song thread now!

( ・-・) No it's not, you dunce.

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) Is too!

( ・ω・) Title: >>15
( ・ω・) First Verse: >>23,17,193,255
( ・ω・) Second Verse: La la la la
( ・ω・) Third Verse: >>714
( ・ω・) Fourth Verse: >>424,501,7,823
( ・ω・) Bridge: >>745,723,992,37
( ・ω・) Closing Riff: >>713,714,713,714

( ・-・) You can't do a retroactive song thread. This is in violation of DQN Statutes 119.09.

( ・ω・) If that's the case, there's been plenty of other violations. Why, I have half a mind to sue for selective enforcement of statute based on ethnic background.

( ・ω・) And I have a really shoddy lawyer so I know I'd lose, but I'll make sure to waste at least an hour of your time!

( ・ω・) Also, in case you didn't notice, this is a song thread now.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yay!! Song thread!!! YAYYYY!!!

( ・ω・) The chorus is >>715,716,725,722

( ・ω・) Sorry I forgot that part before.

( ・-・) This song sucks.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You suck.

>>723

lol, thats actually part of the song now! Does that mean there really is no chorus?

>>726
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No, that means this is a SELF-MODIFYING SONG!
( ・-・) Too bad it sucks.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) You suck.

(・∀・) Does that mean this song could become self aware?

( ・-・) Get.

( ・-・) Out.

( ´ω`) Now that this is a song thread, I feel like trying to finish it!

( ´ω`) C'mon, Junior! We've got work to do!

Next one is >>745
(・∀・) I hope I get it

( ・-・) While I was going about my business, I was suddenly struck by a thought. Perhaps my true desire is not to become the most awesomemest person I can, but instead, to experience 'victory'. Nothing gives me more satisfaction than knowing I am better than all the rest, and nothing pleases me more than crushing others beneath my feet. With this in mind, I'll change my strategy. But at the same time, I must be wary not to be satisfied with just small victories. I must go for the big one!

( ´ω`) Heh

( ´ω`) Haha

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(( ・-・) I like to eat string and dance around in my boxer briefs.

(( ・-・) Poopy poopy butt butt butt!

　Hmmm.
( ・-・)　(( ・-・) Poop poopity butt poop poop

　　 ( ・-・)
　 _ 　∩
( ・-・)彡　( ・ω・)
Ah HA!

( ・ω・) rats! ya got me

( ・-・) You got that mask from your show, didn't you?

( ・-・) That damn episode where you ran around wearing this mask and mittens over your ears throwing candy pills everywhere and pretending you were me!

( ・-・) I'll get my revenge for that!

( ・ω・) Beady eyes likes to cosplay as Reisen Undongein Inaba and he can't pull it off.

(・∀・) And that's why you should rather play Reisin Undongein Inaba GENDERSWAPPED.

( ´ω`) 745's coming up, Junior. Lay it on us!

A word was not talked about when calling today.
Leech for metaphor. I live in the mirror and am existing race.
The right of you is my left. I am one useless, elaborate paradox.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Why do you even watch this?
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` )　The actresses are cute.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

Do because it is thought that it is only this friction mark that sage rages?
It puts up for myself when this friction mark disappears even if w sleeps
auspiciously and w is so or is w only when raging by other friction mark thought.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　They look like monkeys to me.
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` )　Look at the tits on that one!
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

If they are acceptable, even men of old times want to give hill.
I think that the hill down is most strongly beautiful in the entertainer whom I saw.
It is memorized that the tapper was 168.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Yeah. Monkey tits.
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` )　You'll understand the appeal of
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／| British gals when you're older.
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

.∩＿∩　Muahahahaha
（　　　´）
(　　　 つ◇．
　　　　　　∴∵　shkshkshkshk
　　　　　旦旦旦

.∩＿∩　　Anyone want some pois-, I mean, hot chocolate?
（　・-・）∫
( つ旦旦旦

Do you relate to the ejaculation sex?
The brainwash sex is a rape.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Hoo boy!
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` )　Cover your eyes, Timmy.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

Flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan,
flan, you love flan, flan, flan, you want to eat flan, flan,
flan, flan, flan, flan makes you happy, flan, flan, flan
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Why are we watching Courage the Cowardly Dog?　
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` ) Some flan sounds delicious.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N!
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　lolwut
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(＾ω＾ ) BU-N!
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

( ´-`) ....

( ・-・) Psst, hey, >>757. Wanna buy some pills?

( ´-`) You still trying to get rid of those things, nephew?

( ・-・) I just recieved several hundred shipments of them, and if they don't sell my pharmacy business may go bankrupt.

( ´-`) You're wasting your time going after only one potential customer at a time, kid. Why don't you hawk them on your TV show? That Royal Crown thing you used to do?

( ´-`) Was that any good? I never did bother to watch it.

( ・-・) It was too good and they canceled it so that their other shows wouldn't look bad running alongside IT SUCKED AND I'M A FAILURE

( ´ω`) You act like that's news.

(・∀・) So "dramaturgist" means blithering idiot, right?

( ・ω・) Here I am!

( ・ω・) Rock you like a hurricane!

( ・ω・) Those are some nice shorts.

( ・ω・) I like to eat peanuts.

（・∀・） Hey Grandpa, remember that time we burned down the Reichstag?

( ´ω`) We raised the red flag high. Or was it a white flag?

( ・-・) I pissed on the Kaiser Chiefs once.

( ・ω・) I like to eat krullers too.

( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa!

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　＿　＿　　　　　.'　　，　．. ∧＿∧
　　　　　　　　　　∧　　_　- ― ＝￣　￣`:,　.∴　'　　　　　（ 　・ω）
　　　　　　　　　,　-''￣　　　　＿＿――＝',　・,‘　ｒ⌒>　 _／ ／
　　　　　　　　／　　　-―　￣￣　　￣"'"　. 　　’ |　ｙ'⌒　　⌒i
　　　　　　　/　　　ノ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|　　／　　ノ ｜
　　　　　　/　　, ｲ ）　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　, ー' 　／´ヾ_ﾉ
　　　　 　/　 　_,　＼　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／　,　　ノ
　　　　 　|　　/ ＼　 `､　　　　　　　　　　　　／　／ ／
　　　　 　ｊ　 /　　ヽ 　|　　　　　　　　　　　／　／　,'
　　　　／　ノ　　　｛ 　|　　　　　　 　　　／　 ／| 　|
　　 ／　／　　　 　|　（_　　　　　　　 　!､＿／ / 　 〉
　　､＿〉　　　　 　ー‐‐　　　　　　　　　　　　|_／

( ・-・) Can you do that again, but this time with more blood?

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　＿　＿　　　　　.'　　，　．. ∧＿∧
SHO　　　　　　　∩　　_　- ― ＝￣　￣`:,　.∴　'　　　　　（ 　´ω）';;∴
RYU　　　　　　,　-''￣　　　　＿＿――＝',　・,‘　ｒ⌒>　 _／ ／
KEN!　　　　／　　　-―　￣￣　　￣"'"　. 　　’ |　ｙ'⌒　　⌒i
　　　　　　　/　　　ノ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|　　／　　ノ ｜
　　　　　　/　　, ｲ ）　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　, ー' 　／´ヾ_ﾉ
　　　　 　/　 　_,　＼　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／　,　　ノ
　　　　 　|　　/ ＼　 `､　　　　　　　　　　　　／　／ ／
　　　　 　ｊ　 /　　ヽ 　|　　　　　　　　　　　／　／　,'
　　　　／　ノ　　　｛ 　|　　　　　　 　　　／　 ／| 　|
　　 ／　／　　　 　|　（_　　　　　　　 　!､＿／ / 　 〉
　　､＿〉　　　　 　ー‐‐　　　　　　　　　　　　|_／

clonepa clonepa blah blah blah
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Sweet!
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` ) Ah, my favorite episode!
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

( ಠヮಠ) WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR

( ಠヮಠ) SO I HERD SHE HAS MITTENS

( ´☉-◉`) We are bludgeoning them and then smearing their faces with brown and orange bile. Then we wrap towels around their heads and write "FILTHY HAJI" all over them before we feast. We he Him feeds with the mouth as well as gonads. With each bite and thrust we move to the enxt plane of delicious horror. Then we have more pills in our belly. Then we take more bites. Then we have more pills. Then we write more craigslists. Then we kill more haji.

( ´☉-◉`) Satan has promised us we are almost there. More lives. More lives. More lives. Dave says they call the key to Great Hall is PCP. PCP is the NEW GOD of the AGES and his NEW ORDER of the WORLD is coming TONIGHT. We just need more craigslists before we reside in the higher world PERMANENTLY.

( ´☉ム◉`) CAW CAW CAW! CAW! CAW! SIX CAWS OF THE CROW GODDESS, DEVOUR THINE ESSENCE

( ´⦿ム◙`) GRRRAAARRRRRRRRRRRWRRRITTHE SATAAN MOAR CRAIGSLIST HAJI BUILD THE BONE PILE CLIMB IT TO HELLVEN

( ・-・) Dude dude dude

( ・-・) Just because you're weaker than spit Grandpa spit doesn't mean you should try pestering me in a pitiful attempt to get more pills.

( ●-●) HAIL SATEN

( ●-●) BRAILLE MATIN'

( ・-・) I honestly have no idea whats going on in here.