( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( #-・) .....
( #-・) At least someone still cares enough to do a flying kick into the back of my head.
( #-・) ow
( ・ω・) Hey Beady!
( ・-・) Fuck off.
( ・ω・) I don't wanna.
( ・-・) Fuck off!
( ・ω・) Nah.
( ・ω・) Also, 888get.
( ・-・) What part of fuck off are you not getting?
Well, Clonepa, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Boooorrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiing!
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\_ヽ__| | ./_____//
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Then the woman lays a clutch of eggs in a hidden, safe place and the man fertilizes them by squishing a mucus bag of sperm over them with his hands,
being careful to spread those randy little swimmers evenly over the eggs.
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Wait, what?
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The eggs will cook for several months, or until golden brown.
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Oh, eggs.
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| | ./_____//
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The woman now takes the man to family court, where he is
stripped of all his wealth now and for the next eighteen years,
for the good of the golden brown eggs.
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) I wonder if Rei's has omelets.
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| | ./_____//
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Having separated the hapless man from his wealth, the
woman then goes on to attract another man and the whole
process begins again. Nature truly is beautiful.
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) I'm hungry.
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
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Left on their own, the eggs eventually hatch, and a million
baby spiders come out.
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/ / | |
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| | ./_____//
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( ・-・) I am going to synthesize my own DDT because I hate spiders and I don't give a fuck about the environment. If anybody complains about the environmental damage I may cause, I will harpoon a seal.
( ・-・) Then I'll emit so much CO2 that the world becomes a tropical paradise.
( ・-・) PARADISE I SAY!!!
(・-・ ) Baby spiders?
( ´ω`) Your monologue amuses me. Back in my day we would break in to our neighbors houses, turn on all the electronics and leave. We didn't even know what a carbon footprint was.
( ´ω`)
(´ω` )
( ´ω`) Wow. Look at all those baby spiders. Must be a million of the little suckers.
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) That was good food.
l 二 | | | /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
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(♯`Д´)ノ You are sitting on 2 million spiders!!!!!
( ´ω`)
(´ω` )))
witam szystkich serdecznie (^_^)
( ´ω`) Which ones were yours?
( ・-・) All of them. Duhhhhh.
( ・-・) Now watch as I 9/11GET
( ・-・) NEVAR FORGET
( ´ω`) Forget what? Eeehhh, I think I already did! Ha-ha.
my eyes no beady
( ・-・) Nobody's here, I can dance now.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Dancing sucks.
( ・-・) Anybody ever hear of Jonathan Smith's Modest Proposal?
( ・-・) I say we apply it the crotch fruit children of single moms.
( ・-・) After that, the worthless crotch fruit children can be fed to people who are broke by no fault of their own.
( ・ω・) Which ones were yours?
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. ( ・ _- ・) I need a new look.
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. ⊂/ .i、 Retard!
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( ・-・) So are we still derailed?
( ・ω・) Were you ever railed?
( ・∀・) Over twelve years now, and this thread still isn't full.
( ・∀・) You suck at life, Beady.
( ・-・) On the contrary, AA gimmick threads stopped being active a long time ago, making them perma-derailed for all intents and purposes. Mission fucking accomplished, baby!
( ・∀・) Poo in a butt.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Fuck off.
( ・∀・) Don't denigrate me.
( ・∀・) Poo in a butt.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ A statement at once both simplistic and profound, leading one's thoughts to the eternal repetition of natural events both worldly and personal. The poo, you see, represents
( ・-・) Both of you fuck right off!
( ・-・) Peace at last. No nuclear takes to hear, no dancing guy with the stupid hat, no--
( ・-・) Poo in your pants
(╬ಠωಠ) TAIWAN NUMBA ONE
( ・-・) They're serving rabbit burgers at the Clonepa thread. What will we do?
( ・∀・) Taste The Rabbit
(・◡・)I just tried my own pills for the first time.
(・◡・)
(・◡・)Why the fuck did I wait so long? These are GREAT!
( ・-・) aw fuck it wore off.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) didn't like it anyway.
( ・∀・) No Beady it doesn't work like that, that can be really dangerous
(∩ω∩) I don't like to see my dead best friend being all dead and stuff.
( x_x) In fact, I'm dead right now.
(∩ω∩) Aw, not again!!
( ・ω・) I already think you're my coolest buddy in the whole world!
∧_∧ ∧_∧ ∧_∧ ∧_∧ ∧_∧
( ・∀・) ( `ー´) ( ´ω`) ( ゚ ∀゚ ) ( ^∀^)
( つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂ つ
| | | ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃ | | |
(__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_) Thank you.
( ・-・) you can't end the thread if you can't even format your post right, nigger
( ・-・)
( ・-・) .....
( ・-・) Well? Get on with it.
( ・-・) The irony of someone trying to derail and kill my own thread before 999 is not entirely lost on me...
( ・-・) Anime porn, why didn't I think of that?
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Oh yeah, BECAUSE I'M A MAN.
( ・-・) ...rabbit.
(・∀・) It'd be funny if you got your precious second thread and it was immediately permasaged.
( ・-・) I'd prefer if it was immediately permabumped.