( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:52

( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7859 18:49

    ,、     ,、ミSneak Attack Bump!!!
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三  i  iミ ノ リハリ/
   ! i゙瓦゚ ヮ゚ノ!' 从人´
三 ノ'⊂ヽrハl9   ∩__∩'   ・;∵
  ゞノ くヾ∠フつ)))   )・;∵
  三   `ー'  ⊂ノ::::: つ
          ⊂○::. ノ
              し

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 21:51

( #-・) .....

( #-・) At least someone still cares enough to do a flying kick into the back of my head.

( #-・) ow

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 17:34

( ・ω・) Hey Beady!

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 19:29

( ・-・) Fuck off.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 00:46

( ・ω・) I don't wanna.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 03:18

( ・ω・) Hey Beady!

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 18:34

( ・-・) Fuck off!

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 19:07

( ・ω・) Nah.

( ・ω・) Also, 888get.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 18:42

( ・-・) What part of fuck off are you not getting?

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 18:51

( ・ω・) The "fuck" part. What does that word mean, anyway?

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 18:57

Well, Clonepa, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Boooorrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiing!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 21:25


...and then they shimmy around a bit like this!
   ∧_/∩∩  
  ( ・ω(・-・ ) Put me down, you freak!
  ( つ と  0
    )  ⊂ _,ノo
  (__)_) 

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 16:28

Then the woman lays a clutch of eggs in a hidden, safe place and the man fertilizes them by squishing a mucus bag of sperm over them with his hands,
being careful to spread those randy little swimmers evenly over the eggs.
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Wait, what?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 19:15

The eggs will cook for several months, or until golden brown.
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Oh, eggs.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 19:37

The woman now takes the man to family court, where he is
stripped of all his wealth now and for the next eighteen years,
for the good of the golden brown eggs.
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) I wonder if Rei's has omelets.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8239 21:04

Having separated the hapless man from his wealth, the
woman then goes on to attract another man and the whole
process begins again. Nature truly is beautiful.
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) I'm hungry.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8239 23:52

Left on their own, the eggs eventually hatch, and a million
baby spiders come out.
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____             
/  /   | |             
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 14:15

( ・-・) I am going to synthesize my own DDT because I hate spiders and I don't give a fuck about the environment. If anybody complains about the environmental damage I may cause, I will harpoon a seal.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8272 13:52

( ・-・) Then I'll emit so much CO2 that the world becomes a tropical paradise.

( ・-・) PARADISE I SAY!!!

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 20:34

(・-・ ) Baby spiders?

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 00:54

( ´ω`) Your monologue amuses me. Back in my day we would break in to our neighbors houses, turn on all the electronics and leave. We didn't even know what a carbon footprint was.

( ´ω`)

(´ω` )

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 04:04

( ´ω`) Wow. Look at all those baby spiders. Must be a million of the little suckers.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 13:23

 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) That was good food.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 09:22

(♯`Д´)ノ You are sitting on 2 million spiders!!!!!

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 09:37

( ´ω`)

(´ω` )))

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 10:41

>>904
oh shit

907 Name: Kutanbges!/lZifpq7oQ : 1993-09-8307 07:23

witam szystkich serdecznie (^_^)

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 16:19

( ・-・) Haha! DQN will NEVER recover from that flood of fifty shitty threads I posted yesterday!

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 00:51

( ´ω`) Which ones were yours?

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 02:22

( ・-・) All of them. Duhhhhh.

911 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8446 02:33

( ・-・) Now watch as I 9/11GET

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 01:04

( ・-・) NEVAR FORGET

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 14:39

( ´ω`) Forget what? Eeehhh, I think I already did! Ha-ha.

914 Name: (¬ ´∀`)¬ : 1993-09-8450 11:22

my eyes no beady

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 03:24

( ・-・) Nobody's here, I can dance now.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Dancing sucks.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 19:08

( ・-・) Anybody ever hear of Jonathan Smith's Modest Proposal?

( ・-・) I say we apply it the crotch fruit children of single moms.

( ・-・) After that, the worthless crotch fruit children can be fed to people who are broke by no fault of their own.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 15:32

( ・ω・) Which ones were yours?

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:20

      ,.-.、
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.    ( ・ _- ・) I need a new look.
     /. lXl ヽ
     し'  ∪
    C|   |
.      し^∪

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:26

      /ノ/ノ
      // /⌒フ ))  Furfagcon '93 is coming up fast
     (⌒ノ;;::::ノ
   /(・-・)\ ̄\_
  ノ  /   |

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 19:07

  /⌒ヽ
  ⌒.|⌒
  ハ,|,..,,ハ
 /;; ・|-・;ヽ Hmm... not bad, but tricky to fuck in.
. (;(つ|^^^ );)
 `'ー---‐

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 22:28

.               ⊂⊃
..            (ヽ、   ノ),
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       `ー,へく,'  ) ∩__∩ ( 、,` ヘ ー'
       ノノ, , ヽ ( ( ・-・ )ノノ    \ This'll do!
          'ノノノノ(|   |)八ヽ)八)) )
              (γ /
               し/

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 19:17

    ZZzzz… never finish this thread... ZZzzzzzzz
  ⊂⌒/ヽ-、___
/⊂_/_____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

923 Name: |' ̄人 ̄~| : 1993-09-8938 15:57

         ,. -‐''"´ ̄```' ‐ .、.
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      ./   ・ω・             \ Wake up and finish
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924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 21:01

( ・-・) So are we still derailed?

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 01:08

( ・ω・) Were you ever railed?

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9448 16:41

( ・∀・) Over twelve years now, and this thread still isn't full.

( ・∀・) You suck at life, Beady. 

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 02:49

( ・-・) On the contrary, AA gimmick threads stopped being active a long time ago, making them perma-derailed for all intents and purposes. Mission fucking accomplished, baby!

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 20:31

@sonicj Polygon Kid,this fucking comment thread is 3 years old,maybe even more. And that idea made me want to kill myself. I bet my 5 souls that no spy main would want an anime kunai reskin with an anime set with it.

Captcha: dire

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 21:04

( ・∀・) Poo in a butt.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9801 00:56

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Fuck off.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9801 05:52

( ・∀・) Don't denigrate me.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 20:34

( ・∀・) Poo in a butt.

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ A statement at once both simplistic and profound, leading one's thoughts to the eternal repetition of natural events both worldly and personal. The poo, you see, represents

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 02:39

( ・-・) Both of you fuck right off!

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 09:58

( ・-・) Peace at last. No nuclear takes to hear, no dancing guy with the stupid hat, no--

935 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 02:54

( ・-・) Poo in your pants

936 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 03:18

(╬ಠωಠ) TAIWAN NUMBA ONE

937 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 22:33

( ・∀・) Taiwan in a butt.

( ・∀・) With poo.

938 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 22:34

( ・-・) They're serving rabbit burgers at the Clonepa thread. What will we do?

939 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 10:33

( ・∀・) Taste The Rabbit

940 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 23:01

( ・∀・) And then use our digestive process to turn the rabbit into poo.
( ・∀・)
( ・∀・) In our butts.

941 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 03:24

( ・ิm・ิ) I'm still inclined to enjoy the occasional fart, as I mentioned in >>44.

942 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 16:16

( ・-・) This thread has been going strong for almost 5000 days. Truly a timeless classic, one of the Elitist Superstructure's finest. .

943 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 21:47

(・◡・)I just tried my own pills for the first time.
(・◡・)
(・◡・)Why the fuck did I wait so long? These are GREAT!

944 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 13:02

( ・◡・)What is this emotion? I've never felt anything like it before. It's フワフワ, yet also ポカポカ...

945 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 17:02

( ・-・) aw fuck it wore off.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) didn't like it anyway.

946 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 11:36

( ・-・) Maybe if I took more pills, it would feel better and last longer...

947 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 12:50

( ・∀・) No Beady it doesn't work like that, that can be really dangerous

948 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 17:14

( ・-・) Blow me, nerd.

( ・o◇c *gulp* *gulp* *gulp*

949 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 23:08

  BLOODHORK
   ;/⌒ヽ; ヾ
  ゙と( `o´)つ
   ;/  ;゚。,゚、,
   ;し ̄ J  ,゚`':゚,、

950 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 02:06

( ・∀・) Told ya.

951 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 02:12

( x__x) -hk-

952 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 19:01

(∩ω∩) I don't like to see my dead best friend being all dead and stuff.

953 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 19:04

  ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧     ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´ω`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
 | | |  ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃ | | |
 (__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)     Thank you.

954 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 21:28

( ・-・) You can't end the thread just because I died horribly. That happens like twice a week.

955 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 00:06

( x_x) In fact, I'm dead right now.

956 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 00:06

  ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧     ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´ω`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
 | | |  ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃ | | |
 (__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)     Thank you.

957 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 18:25

(∩ω∩) Aw, not again!!

958 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 19:00

( ・-・) Aw c'mon, there's only 42 posts to go. Can't we just spam black penis to get there?

( ・-・) I wanna be one of those cool characters with the multi-part threads.

959 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 09:44

( ・ω・) I already think you're my coolest buddy in the whole world!

960 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 02:04

  ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧     ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´ω`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
 | | |  ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃ | | |
 (__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)     Thank you.

961 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 02:26

( ・-・) you can't end the thread if you can't even format your post right, nigger

962 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 09:47

  ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧     ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´ω`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
 | | |  ┃Please just take the hint already.┃ | | |
 (__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)     Thank you.

963 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 18:18

( ・-・) no!

964 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 18:47

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa. I've come to rerail this shitty thread so it can finally die a peaceful death!

965 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 22:20

( ・-・)

( ・-・) .....

( ・-・) Well? Get on with it.

966 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 10:30

( ・ω・) I wonder if fish ever get seasick.

967 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 04:15

( ・-・) The irony of someone trying to derail and kill my own thread before 999 is not entirely lost on me...

968 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 10:08

( ・ω・) What was this thread supposed to be about again? I forgot.

969 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 11:31

                / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
            | Whatever it's about, it sucks. I'm going to watch something else.
           /へ._______
     彡_⌒_ミ         ____
     (. '・ふ・)          |_|  ヽ   ヽ
   .  ,ゝ. ̄イっ◇      |_|   l 二 |
      ./,  ⌒ヽ        |_|_/_/
     (人__つ__つ      |;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|

970 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 13:05

( `ハ´) ...lightly pan-fry the salmon, making sure to turn it over halfway through.
       Now, for this next step, you'll want to...
_____________ ____________
                   V
     彡_⌒_ミ         ____
     (. '・ふ・)          |_|  ヽ   ヽ
   .  ,ゝ. ̄イ        |_|   l 二 |
      ./,  ⌒ヽ        |_|_/_/
     (人__つ__つ      |;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|

971 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 14:57

          ∧_∧
    彡_⌒_ミ (´<_`  ) This is gonna be so good
   (. '・ふ・) /   ⌒i  
   /   \ /    | |
  /    _,,..,,,,,_     | |
__(__ニつ ,' 3  `ヽーっ .| .|____
     l   ⊃ ⌒_つ(u ⊃
     `'ー---‐'''''"

972 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 13:18

          ∧_∧
    彡_⌒_ミ (  ´_>`) Hey Rei, can we use your kitchen?
   (. '・ふ・) /   ⌒i  
   /   \ /    | |
  /    _,,..,,,,,_     | |
__(__ニつ ,' 3  `ヽーっ .| .|____
     l   ⊃ ⌒_つ(u ⊃
     `'ー---‐'''''"

973 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 03:14

  彡_⌒_ミ
 (. '・ふ・)  Rei? She died. I have my own pan here.
 /   o━ヽニニフ)) One smoked salmon, coming up!
 しー-J

974 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 04:09

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975 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 08:58

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978 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10087 02:29

( ・-・) Anime porn, why didn't I think of that?

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( ・-・) Oh yeah, BECAUSE I'M A MAN.

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979 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10087 23:02

(・∀・) It'd be funny if you got your precious second thread and it was immediately permasaged.

980 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 00:52

( ・-・) I'd prefer if it was immediately permabumped.

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