ITT we deliver pain to the previous poster. (98)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 15:24

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26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 23:05

>>23 here... ahhh, that's much better, thank you. I've been meaning to do something about that.

However, using a turkey mallet, I still beat you to within an inch of your life, leaving you in a pool of your own blood.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 23:11

Using a rusty teaspoon, I perform an amateur vaginoplasty on >>26.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 23:59

Using my hand, I shape it into a fist and hit >>27 on the nose.

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 00:28

Using my foot, I shape it into a... foot and kick >>28 in the shin.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 03:09

Ow...

Using my Beretta 92, I shoot >>29 in the head.

Fucker... that hurt.

31 Name: Kidney Stone : 1993-09-5042 03:25

Suddenly, without warning, >>26-30 are inflicted with acute renal colic!

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 07:17

Using my pinky, I lift >>31 up in the air by his left nostril.

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 11:04

Using my dangerous brain powers, I reach into >>32's ribcage and squeeze his left lung until it collapses.

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 22:07

I inject >>33 with a mycotoxin, rendering him unable to punch deck ever again.

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 22:19

I repeatedly poke >>34 with a Klingon painstick.

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 16:23

I pry open >>35's eyes with toothpicks and mace them heavily, then show cruel mercy and stop just before he passes out from the pain.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 20:29

I recite old 4chan memes at >>36 until blood pours from his mouth, nose and ears.

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 21:33

I recite new 4chan memes at >>37, killing him instantly

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 02:21

For the crime of reciting 4chan memes, I use the letta opena of death to give >>38 an ear-to-ear smile.

And then I punch him in the nuts.

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 14:50

>>39
O RLY?

-9999 HP

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 15:53

>>40
YA RLY

-10000 HP

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 16:12

I arrive in my FedEx truck and finalize the same-day service for the 15 croutons >>41 ordered online.

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 16:38

I roll around on >>42 's bed in a shit-filled diaper while reciting the pledge of allegiance.

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:18

I swiftly punch >>43 in the face with gentlemanly class, then walk away.

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:42

I drop a steamroller on >>44, then stand on top of it shouting "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:48

I stare disapprovingly at >>45

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 23:57

I fart in the general direction >>46 and his hamster mother and father who smelled of elderberries.

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 23:43

I dismember all of >>47's limbs with cold steel, but he insists it's only a flesh wound. So I kick him in the nuts.

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 00:32

I'm laughing too hard at >>45 to harm anyone. He wins. Thread over.

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 02:11

I walk >>49 to the door and without warning, bounce his forehead off the door frame. Serves the pussy right, too.

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 10:46

With a devious contraption, I force >>50's knees to bend 180º in the wrong direction.

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 12:14

Cackling like a madman possessed, I trap >>51 inside a diabolical doomsday device.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 15:48

I remove >>52's mittens.

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 16:02

I tie >>53's mittens together to incapacitate him, then tie his ankles together and I suspend him from the ceiling by fishing hooks.

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 16:26

I ate >>54

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 17:26

I come across >>55's fat bloated self lying in the street, surrounded by bloody chunks of >>54, and I run a pusher mower over his stomach until he pukes.

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 18:15

I decide to test the ultimate question on >>56.

"Will it Blend?"
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♪Cheesy Music♫
Whrrrrrrzzzhkchkchkchkzzzz
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"It Blends!"
♫Closing jazzy notes♪

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 05:05

I cut >>57 with a razorblade cuz thats me and I'm HaRdCoRe EMO.

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 12:03

I tell >>58 where I keep my razorblades, tell him that I scratched his Dashboard Confessional CD in such a way that none of the tracks will play the whole way through anymore, and leave him alone for half an hour.

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:25

I kick >>59 in the kidney, and then again in the other kidney. And in the balls, too.

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:01

I switch >>60's testicles with a pair of goat's eyes in a heretofore unseen esoteric medical procedure. He perishes three days later from goat-eyes-for-balls-itis.

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:15

I secretly replace >>61's regular coffee with dark, sparkling, finely ground broken glass.

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:30

>>62
There is no dark glass when in powder form. This is a fact.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 22:50

I hit >>63 in the throat with a mace, because he posted in the delivering pain thread rather than the correcting minor nuances without regard for context thread.

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 00:22

I drive my rapier through >>64's liver, but I do so with the utmost respect for his fencing skills.

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 04:25

I delicately puncture >>65's brain with the end of a rather large fishing hook. Unfortunately, as there are no pain receptors in the brain, I also have to kick him in the nuts just to make it count.

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 15:38

I inject >>66 with a paralyzing agent and bring him to a medical school to be used for scalpel practice by aspiring surgeons.

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:15

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　　(　　,.｀ヽ_）　∧∩_/｀)>>67
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69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 21:27


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70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 22:41

>>63
http://www.anonib.com/bookchan/images/1564/learnings_anonib.png
Also, I poke >>69 in the eyes.

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 02:19

I shove a sandwich made entirely out of cheap Chinese ingredients that failed the tests, but were shipped out anyway. I then forcibly shut >>70's mouth, and punch him in the face so that he reflexively swallows the meal.

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 02:29

I shove a suppository made entirely out of my foot in >>71's ass.

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 04:31

I place shackles around >>72's feet, weld them to the bottom of a steel drum, fill it with used motor oil, and set it ablaze.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 20:19

I weld shackles to >>73's feet, chain them to a steel drum, fill his bottom with used motor oil, and set it ablaze.

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 09:47

I securely fasten a small steel cage containing a pair of enraged, starving hamsters to >>74's head, slap the cage a few times to really piss them off, and then remove the plate separating them from >>74's face.

76 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5155 20:33

I thrust a porous catheter into >>75's urethra, and pump pure Capsicum extract through it.

77 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5155 20:59

　　　　　　GA！
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78 Name: Sageman : 1993-09-5155 23:09

I force >>77 to read this thread, which is full of fail.

79 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 00:27

I disagree with >>78, hurting his shallow emotional ego.

80 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5302 04:52

I tear out >>79 's heart, lungs, and liver, chop them up, then cook them in his/her own stomach and serve it all to his/her parents.

Because I feel like it.

81 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5302 06:34

I make sweet love to >>80 but don't call him back.

82 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5302 08:53

I bite off >>81 's testicles after giving them fellatio.

83 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 09:28

I trepanate >>82 overzealously

84 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 20:05

I apply a trephine to >>83 without the proper medical training.

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 22:18

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86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 22:22

I'M GOING TO FUCK >>85 UP WITH MY MINDGAMES
WAVESHITTING ACROSS THE STAGE UNTIL HE COMMITS SUICIDE BECAUSE HE CAN'T HANDLE MAH MIIIIIIIIIIINDGAAAAAAAAAMES

87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 22:42

I was going to smash >>86 head with my foot like an angry Chinese lady, but >>86's stupidity must be pain enough.

88 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 04:46

I force >>87 to read http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1205890118/ from start to finish. Twice.

89 Name: ( ・ω) : 1993-09-5333 11:53

>>88
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==　　　THE SHIT OUT　　　　==
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90 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 21:25

>>89
You're showing your AGE bitch.

91 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 21:51

I bump into >>90 while not paying attention, then give him a dirty look as if it was his fault.

92 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 22:17

I pass by >>91 on the street at night, and then ruthlessly jab his leg with my poison-tipped umbrella and continue walking.

93 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 22:24

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94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 00:57

I assassinate >>93 when they are least expecting it.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 16:34

Penis so big! So big penis!

96 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7526 15:55

　　　　　| ＼
　　　　　|Д｀)　　　No one is here.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can dance on >>95's grave now !
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　　　　　♪　　☆
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　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN

97 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8501 17:03

dicks out for Harambe

98 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8501 17:13

I dig up Harambe's corpse and shove it up >>97's asshole.

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