ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:44

>>1 is Genma Saotome.

Also, 2GET!!!!!

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:46

>>2 is a pa panda

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:46

>>3 is a pa pa panda

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:47

>>4 is a pa pa pa panda

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 00:02

>>5 is a stuttering panda

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 01:11

>>6 is dubiously a panda.

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 01:31

>>7 is obviously a panda.

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:08

>>8 is a panda bear hamster

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:17

>>9 is a panda-hamster hybrid, or "pantster."

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:43

>>11 used to not be a panda, but repented his evil ways

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:46

>>11 and 10 are both pandas, making this a pandemic.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:53

This thread sucks.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:59

>>13 is a sad panda

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 13:21

>>14 is a bitter, cynical panda

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:00

>>15 is an IRL panda

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:07

>>16 is a wanda.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:17

>>17 is more panda than man now, dog.

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:43

>>18 is panned, duh

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 18:16

>>19 plays the pandamonium

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 19:53

>>20 is a VIP panda

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 20:57

>>21 eats, shoots and leaves

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 23:33

>>22 eats shoots and leaves

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 00:31

>>23 beats meat and loaves

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 00:35

>>24 oats shit and sloths

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 00:38

>>25
what kind of stupid thing to say is that, fucking panda

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 15:22

>>26 was on TV...
as a panda

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 16:04

>>27 was speaking to the Persian ambassador. The ambassador said "This is madness!" >>27 said "Madness? THIS IS PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 17:27

>>28 (Ailuropoda melanoleuca, "black-and-white cat-foot"; Chinese: ‘εŒF貓, Hanyu Pinyin: Dàxióngmāo) is a mammal classified in the bear family, Ursidae, native to central-western and southwestern China.[1] It is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though belonging to the order Carnivora, >>28 has a diet which is 99% bamboo. >>28 may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish and yams.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 05:22

>>29 is an Encyclopanda

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 12:54

>>30 is a rare ankylopanda, once thought extinct.

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 13:24

>>31 has a fetish for panda ankles and publishes a biannual magazine on the subject.

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 15:03

>>32 sends letters to the editor complaining about the lack of shaved panda ankles.

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 23:39

>>33's night ain't complete without panda meat in the seat

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 00:01

>>34 Was once a normal human with a panda fursona, up until that one strange night.

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 03:37

>>35

Dresses as a panda.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 16:13

>>36 is a furry. And dresses as a panda.

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 17:39

Bereft of fur, >>37 is a cold panda.

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 18:42

>>38 is a pandasexual

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 23:30

>>39 practices pandarasty

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 01:47

>>40 is the rare red panda, seen for the first time in this thread.

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 01:54

>>41 looked up red panda on urbandictionary.com, and now refuses to eat

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 02:37

>>42 was reading 'Red Pearl', but thought it said 'Red Panda' because he is a dyslexic panda.

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 09:20

>>43 is a dysthymic panda

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 11:50

>>44 Is a Panda with an allergy to bamboo.

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:50

>>45 is a Panda with an allergy to Panda.

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 17:11

>>46 giggles in delight whenever someone in the insult thread is called a panda.

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 17:22

>>47 sneers with disdain whenever someone in the insult thread is called a panda.

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 01:25

>>48 transforms from a human to a Panda when someone calls him a panda. If that panda is called a human, it becomes human again.

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 02:43

>>49 transforms from a Panda to an angry Panda when someone calls him a Panda.

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 01:14

>>50 has the strength and ambition of ten pandas

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 02:28

>>51 is the Six Million Dollar Panda

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 03:34

>>52 is a corrupt corporate panda.

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 04:07

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire >>53, who is a Panda and works for Bamboo.

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 17:03

>>54 is a panda developed by Glen A Larson

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 18:52

>>55 is the evil twin panda from that one episode

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:09

DAILY INDIVIDUALITISM<

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:13

>>57 has Popeye's speech impedimenk. Which is odd, because pandas normally do not speak.

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:14

>>58
china lover

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 01:57

>>59 is restricted to a small area where the particular species of bamboo that makes up his entire diet grows.

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 02:13

>>60 goes all over the world, and packs a case full of the particular species of bamboo that makes up his entire diet with him when he leaves home.

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 05:56

>>61 also does this

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 09:47

>>62 does that instead, just to stand out from the crowd.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 14:06

>>63 had two babies, and was forced to decide which one would live. Wisely, she chose the stronger of the two.

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 04:02

>>64 had two babies, and ate them because bamboo got dull.

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 05:01

>>65 Watched, and helped with the dishes afterwards.

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 05:12

>>66 is a Sexual Harassment Panda

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 19:20

>>67 is a Sexy Panda that poses in Playcub magazine and is known for the world's largest bamboo insertion ever.

69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 19:30

>>68 is a Panda who believes in the eventual symbiosis between the various Panda communities around the globe

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:04

>>69 thinks the whole world is that one area in China where the right kind of bamboo grows.

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:49

>>70 Lacks an understanding of introduced species, and their ability to thrive in far away countries with similar climates, but with a lack of natural enemies.

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 21:00

>>71 was shot by Theodore Roosevelt, Jr.

73 Name: TripcodeForSale!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5072 00:36

>>72 tries to get Ranma to marry a girl he doesn't really like.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 03:49

And when they opened the crate, >>73 was dead. TRUE STORY!

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 05:09

>>74 is a Panda that found a hole made for him at Pandamigara.

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 23:35

>>75 Is a Panda that became a Pandamorph because of its sexual fascination with humans.

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 00:05

>>76 is not a Panda, but desires greatly to become one someday.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 00:52

>>77 Is not a Panda, but a Polar Bear with some black paint.

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 04:01

>>78 is a panda in denial.

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 23:11

>>79 is an oddly colored sand bear.

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 23:19

>>81 eats, shoots, and leaves

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 23:20

>>80 eats, shoots, and leaves

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 23:21

>>81,82 fails harder than Lynn Truss.

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 00:43

What's black and white and red all over?

>>83 after eating his bamboo with ketchup.

85 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 14:59

>>84
OMG A PANDA!! DON'T KILL ME

86 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 17:49

>>85 is a fucking pandaphobe, and should not be posting in this thread.

87 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 18:37

>>86 is a bloody, bruised failure of a panda.

88 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 22:51

>>87 is to be euthanized after going on a bamboo-fueled rampage.

89 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 16:48

>>88 is thought to be a member of the raccoon family.

90 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 22:05

>>89 Is a panda in a Tanuki suit and is pressing down plus B.

91 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 05:14

>>90 is a bizzaro Panda.

92 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 23:19

>>91 is Jisaku Jien Panda

93 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 00:59

>>92 is a piece of bamboo excreted from a panda.

94 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 02:45

>>93 is a panda whom is not suprised this thread has lasted this long.

95 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 03:03

>>94 is a pandastardly villain.

96 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 03:36

>>95 opened Pandara's Box.

97 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 06:18

>>96 craps in the bamboo forest

98 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:41

>>97 is a Panda.

99 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:45

>>98 is an unimaginative panda

100 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:47

Im looking for a bian dang box, it musnt be fen hong se (thats chinese for pink) or any womanly color. It must be of 2 or more jian ge (thats chinese for 2 compartment) and must be xiao (small). And must be huan huan (cute). Also It must be about 10-20 dollarz. And the seller must post pics of it first (i wanted to make shure it was huan huan [cute]). And it would have been nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have had any capitalist depictions, or been made out of animal products. It must be made of wood, or something like that. Also it would have be nice if it was made in china. and not in japan or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bian dang box similar to the one im describing in panda-bay, but it was 1 jian ge, and i didnt want my zhu (bamboo) to touch my other bamboo (it can get warm and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more huan huan).

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:01

>>100 is writing a pandapedia.

102 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:19

>>101 is a pa-pa-panda!

103 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:25

>>102 is Stuttering Bob the Panda

104 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:41

>>103 is a Fiat Panda.

105 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 20:45

>>104 is an Hypertext Panda

106 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 18:19

>>105 hopes someday to be a hypertext panda, but has not passed quality control yet.

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 21:57

>>106

Tried being a panda, but failed the panda test.

108 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 22:21

>>107 got the highest mark in the Panda test in the history of Panda Academy

109 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 22:35

>>108 reprogrammed the Panda test so it was possible to save the bamboo.

110 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 23:17

>>109 Ate some bad bamboo, and couldn't figure out what do do about stomach pain, since >>109 has a panda brain.

111 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 23:39

>>110 is a pandaphile.

112 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 00:30

>>111 drives a car with pandamatic shift.

113 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 00:46

>>112 can't afford a car and just rides a panda around.

114 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 20:29

>>113 can't afford a panda and just fursuits around.

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:20

>>114 can't afford a fursuit and just bodypaints around.

116 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:21

>>114 doesn't need a fursuit

117 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 22:11

>>116 didn't manage to refer to the previous poster. Mind you, typing with paws isn't easy

118 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:03

>>117 pick fights with amateur boxers so he can get black rings around his eyes like a panda.

119 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:52

>>118 picks fights with eight-year-old girls so he can get black rings around his eyes like a panda.

120 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 00:03

>>119
Wears glasses and works in a coal mine to get black rings around his eyes like a Panda.

121 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 02:51

>>120 doesn't need to carry out any such tricks, because he is already a Panda

122 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 04:35

>>121 is bread

123 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 05:00

>>122 pudding.

124 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:06

>>123 is a big fat hairy neckbearded panda

125 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 22:02

>>124 Is a thin balding panda on chemotherapy.

126 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 01:13

>>125 is Genma Saotome.

127 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 14:35

>>126 is the mildly scary kodiak panda

128 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 20:46

>>127 is a very rare polar panda

129 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:19

>>128 is a PANDA.

130 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:27

>>129 is a panda with an apple ][

131 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:53

>>130 Is a Panda with a 63 MHZ Pentium computer, the greatest accomplishment of 1993.

132 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:57

>>131 Is a Sun Ultra SPARC II Panda

133 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 22:04

>>132 Is a grizzly bear, but appears to be a Panda, due to the ancient computer monitor he is displayed on.

134 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 00:11

>>133 Stole a guitar from the nearby "Democratic People's Guitar Works" but discovered that guitars were never designed to be played by panda paws.

135 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 00:24

Jesus Christ! >>134 is a panda, get in the car!

136 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 02:08

>>135 is a panda who doesn't know when to discard an overused unfunny catchphrase.

137 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 02:42

>>136 is a Panda who doesn't know he's a Panda.

138 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 11:30

>>137 doesn't know that the bitches are, in fact, pandas just like he is.

139 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 12:54

>>138 doesn't know how much he doesn't know.

Also, he's a panda.

140 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 23:11

>>139 Had a lunch box filled with premium bamboo, until the school bully threatened to beat up >>139

141 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 08:39

>>140 has to be a panda because he doesn't breed well in captivity.

142 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:41

(L^ิƒΦOิ)

143 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 20:35

>>142 isn't a panda.

>>141 is http://patrickcrosley.com/?q=node/657

144 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 21:53

>>143 Doesn't breed due to the accident at the sawmill, not that it matters, since no female is attracted to >>143 anyway.

145 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 21:03

>>144 Where's a panda's robes, but hasn't yet resolved the great matter.

146 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 22:30

>>145 is a silly panda, confusing "wear" for "where"

147 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 04:12

>>146 is a Grammarian Panda.

148 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 14:10

>>147 is an ad naP.

149 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 17:47

>>148 does anal DP

150 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 16:46

>>149 confused this thread with "ITT We insult the poster above us", a characteristcally panda-ish mistake

151 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 06:30

>>150 is the Great God Panda.

152 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 13:06

>>151
Is a common panda.

153 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 18:08

>>152 is the mighty tyrannopanda rex.

154 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 20:27

>>153 is a panda with a fetish for latex and bamboo butt plugs

155 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 00:37

>>154 typed that with his left paw

156 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 01:04

>>155 Has no left paw. It was amputated by the Chinese government in a campaign to silence writings about ideals not supported by The Party.

157 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 00:10

>>156 made a movie for SciFi of a panda killing teenagers at a rural lakeside camp. Given how ferocious pandas are, some of the kids died of old age.

158 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 01:51

>>157 gave the movie four stars, just for the panda.

159 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 13:08

>>158 is http://tinyurl.com/2pawav

160 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 13:20

>>159 is a panda trapped deep in the no click zone.

161 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 13:48

>>160 is a panda that doesn't know how to preview tinyurl links.

162 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 14:01

>>161 is a panda who trusts links on anonymous message boards.

163 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 01:50

>>162 is a Pax Panda.

164 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:38

>>163 is a panda who likes Latinate words.

165 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:39

>>164 is a panda who plays laxative pranks.

166 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 04:04

>>165 eat some fucking bamboo you communist bastard. Freedom is coming for you and it does not forgive.

167 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 12:39

>>166 is gonna poop the bombs out of you, in a bamboo forest

168 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 19:30

>>167 is holding up a sign that says "Don't look at me, I'm just a panda."

169 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 20:02

>>168 only has pseudo thumbs, and so cannot hold a sign without dropping it.

170 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 18:46

>>169 Prefers to shave his fur in special ways in order to form writings. However, since Pandas are illiterate, it looks like a dog and a cat fighting.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 07:51

>>170 suffers from malnutrition, because bamboo suffers from inadequate nutritional value. And that's why his children were born retarded

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 01:22

>>171 likes to add pananda slices to his rice krispies.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 01:37

>>172 constantly stuffs his fat panda face with Kellogg's Bamboo Puffs.

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 02:49

>>173 continues to perpetuate unhealthy body-images through ridicule. For Pandas.

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 17:24

I think >>174 is a pretty cool panda.
eh eats bamboo and doesn't afraid of anything.

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5278 18:44

>>175 is being voiced by Jack Black in Dreamwork's latest film.

177 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5278 19:58

>>176 Is black and white.

178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5278 21:53

>>177 is black and off-white and therefor an inferior panda

179 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5281 11:06

>>178 is of mixed panda decent

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5281 18:01

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181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5282 10:37

>>180 is a panda looking for toilet paper

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5282 20:47

>>181
Is a double panda.

183 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5283 02:08

>>182 is a triple word score panda.

184 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5283 06:09

>>183 is half-man 3/4th-panda.

185 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5283 08:23

>>184 is the pandapple.

186 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 11:51

>>186 can't quote right because he's a panda

187 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 15:06

>>186
Is a post-op panda.

188 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 16:35

>>187 got so damned fat that he's a pandapotamus.

189 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 22:25

>>188 is a Panda.

190 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 22:53

>>189 is black and white and read all over. Because he's a panda with a popular line of romance novels.

191 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 13:50

>>190 Cant see in color. Therefore is a Panda.

192 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 14:29

>>191 Lives in a monochromatic world.
Don't ask me how, but that makes him a panda.

193 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 16:43

>>192 is suspiciously unable to give details about his claims. Therefore he must be a panda.

194 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 19:19

>>193 is very inquisitive. Therefore he is a Panda.

195 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 19:20

>>193
Questions other people therefore he must be Panda-Kira!

196 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 20:56

>>194 is not a panda because >>195 didn't say he was!

but I guess you must be a panda to know if >>194 is a panda or not, so >>195 must be a panda.

197 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5291 13:13

According to >>196's logic, I must be a panda and therefore I can confirm that >>196 is a panda.

198 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5291 14:55

>>197 thought too hard and had to take some bamboospirin to calm his panda headache.

199 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5292 12:18

>>198's habit of making up headaches proves she is a panda

Also, >>194 should leave this thread immediately, now we know he is not a panda

200 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5292 13:14

>>199 is accusing of nonpandaness, so protective of panda status, showing him to be a panda.
200get.

201 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5292 21:10

>>200 is a panda, but what am I?

202 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 00:55

>>201 a panda.

203 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 09:39

>>202 has bad grammatical skills and therefore must be a panda.

204 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 19:05

>>203 is a panda called "203"

205 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 20:41

>>204 is... oh fuck it all i just dont care any more

206 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 21:08

Panda wa >>205 desu!

207 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 22:05

>>206‚ΝŒF”L‚Ε‚·`I

208 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 22:14

>>207 is Pandanian.

209 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 22:56

Yarr, I see >>208 on the horizon!

It be a Panda!

210 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5294 00:26

My <b>pan-da</b>r indicates that >>209 is indeed a panda.

211 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5294 01:32

>>210 is an EXPERT PANDA

212 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5294 17:36

DQN-kun, what does the scouter say about >>211's panda level ?

213 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5294 21:59

IT'S TOO MUCH BAMBOO FOR ONE HAND!

Also, >>212 is a panda fighting for his dreams.

214 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5295 00:00

>>1-213
same panda

215 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5295 00:42

>>214 is a bear-cat

216 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5295 01:43

>>215
IS PANDA D. LUFFY, THE MAN WHO WILL BECOME PANDA KING

217 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5295 09:43

>>216 is swimming in the Panda Olympics

218 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5295 23:44

>>217 wears panda mittens.

219 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5296 04:57

>>218
IS PANDA HUNTER RORONOA PANDA

220 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5296 08:56

>>219
Is panda core.

221 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5296 23:53

>>220 isn't a not panda

222 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5297 01:27

>>221 was still a panda

223 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5297 01:38

>>222 drives that panda. Allllllllll night long.

224 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5297 04:14

>>223 is a Panda with chainsaws for arms.

225 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5297 07:20

>>224 is a very witty panda.

226 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5297 08:25

>>225 is a panda subculture.

227 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5297 09:59

>>226 is a supplier of panda related product, but isn't a panda.

228 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5297 12:19

>>227 just broke the chain of panda accusations. And is therefore probably a panda.

229 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5297 14:32

>>228 is a clever panda scheming to deflect suspicion from himself.

230 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5297 18:40

>>229 supports the council of bamboo deforestation awareness, simply so theres some bamboo left for his fat panda ass.

231 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5298 10:46

>>230 suffers from apandacitis.

232 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5299 04:53

>>231 is a pandaphobe. And you know it takes one to know one.

233 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5299 08:21

>>232 is a panda without panda pants.

234 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5299 08:51

>>233 is "a panda"

235 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5299 11:39

>>234 is squeeks, and therefore is a panda.

236 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5299 11:41

>>235 Is BANNED for being a panda.

237 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5299 13:45

>>236 lashes out at other pandas in fits of self loathing, for he is a panda and he hates himself.

238 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5299 18:44

>>237 panda pride

239 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5300 12:33

>>238
lives in the glorious nation of Pandastan.

240 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5300 13:28

>>239 lives temporarily in the glorious Pandastan ambassy as a political refugee.

241 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5300 15:03

>>240's application for asylum in Pandastan was rejected by the Pandastani authorities.

242 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5300 15:42

>>241 is well versed in the elitist superstructure of Pandastani authorities.

243 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5301 03:17

>>244 knows that I am a panda.

244 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5301 07:15

>>243 is a dyslexic panda.

245 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5301 23:39

>>244 knows that >>243 is a dyslexic panda, and is also a panda himself.

246 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5302 00:09

>>245 is Captain Pandobvious.

247 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5303 00:40

>>246 is the default Panda entertainer from Rollercoaster Tycoon

248 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5303 04:48

>>247
HA! That's actually a human in a panda costume. Making such a simple mistake, you're clearly a panda.

249 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5303 04:49

>>248 is a panda in a human costume.

250 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5303 08:44

>>249 is the Panda ride operator from Rollercoaster Tycoon 2

251 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5303 09:08

>>250 Has never touched a pnda in his life.

252 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5303 09:08

>>250 Has never touched a panda in his life.

253 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5303 11:45

>>252's fat furry paws are so short he's never touched himself

254 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5303 16:40

Because you touch yourself at night, >>253. And you're a panda.

255 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5303 17:22

>>254 touched the Sexual Harassment Panda

256 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5303 19:48

>>255 was the last 8-bit Panda

257 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5305 05:44

>>252 is capable of recognising his mistake and therefore not a panda, also >>256 is a panda.

258 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5305 09:33

>>257 is : http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6164/1153559960035nk1.jpg

259 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5305 10:09

>>258 is >>257's panda-slave.

260 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5305 13:03

>>259 is a breast feeding panda.

261 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5309 19:37

>>260 Έ { x in { x } : Panda(x) }

set theory makes life so simple dunnit

262 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5309 21:21

>>261 got beat up in Panda School by all the panda jocks.

263 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5311 19:31

>>262 is the lead Panda from http://panda3d.net/

264 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 10:00

>>263 is a panda with 1 finger and 4 thumbs on each hand

265 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 15:28

>>264 is a punctual Panda

266 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 15:50

>>265 is a punchy panda.

267 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 15:53

>>266 is an annoyingly pinchy panda.

268 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 17:44

>>267 is a preachy Panda.

269 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 17:50

>>268 panda panda panda panda

270 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 19:26

>>269 is a Buffalo Panda

271 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 21:21

>>270 is a one-celled Pandamecium.

272 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 21:22

>>271 is a pointer to an unsigned panda.

273 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 23:24

>>272 throws exception at other Pandas as a part of his circus act.

274 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 03:05

>>273 is a monadic panda returned by function pandadance :: Panda -> Panda -> Maybe Panda

275 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 09:59

>>274 designs clothing for pandas by pandas. Selling them under the brand FPBP.

276 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 15:20

>>275 is one of the most snobbish pandas you'll ever meet.

277 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 17:55

>>276 panda-trash

278 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 18:06

>>277 is a lumpy panda

279 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 18:32

>>278 is a puppy Panda. And by "puppy" I mean that he wears a fursuit.

280 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 00:11

>>279's source code begins with #include <stdpanda.h>

281 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 05:58

>>280 is the Panda of Wind, guarding the crystal of the second dungeon.

282 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 06:50

>>281
puts on his robe and panda hat

283 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 06:57

>>282 is the dark panda overlord of the Realm of Dread

284 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 07:20

class >>283 : public Panda

285 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 07:37

>>284 is an undocumented Panda

286 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 08:59

>>285 is only eating the bamboo that humans don't want to eat.

287 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 11:30

>>286 is a panda who pretends to be a bear who pretends to be a panda.

288 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 11:37

>>287 has panda poo in his butt

289 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 13:30

>>288 was convicted for pandarasty.

290 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 00:15

>>289 Traveled to Japan to try jukan with serashoujo.

291 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 18:32

"Not the cuddly wuddly panda!" you exclaim, possibly chewing on a gender neutral flax-soy bar. Well guess what? The panda is nature's loser, an animal so far gone that it won't even have sex without the aid of several Chinese zookeepers. When a species' sole responsibility is to "get busy" and it still doesn't bother, then we, as people who have to go to goddamn work every day, lose sympathy.

Speaking as men, we can tell you--when an animal has lost interest in its own penis, it wants to die. Scientists are considering cloning the species, but when you've got a room full of super-biologists stuck photocopying an animal that was too stupid to exist the first time, it isn't going to be long before they start thinking: "We could build a far better panda--with four arms! And laser vision! And neon pink! And isn't mystified by its own genitals!"

Pandas might be doing it themselves (by not doing it themselves), but as long as they have the "awww big teddy weddy bear!" appeal people are going to keep them around. But we know the secret that will truly encourage their extinction: they're carnivores. The cute color scheme blinds people to the fact that it's still a couple hundred pounds of goddamned bear.

Bamboo is their depression comfort food since they've become too slow and fat to hunt anything but firmly rooted plants, but they'll still eat any small animals they get their paws on. We have a plan to stop all the panda-pandering. We can't get into it now, but it involves a zoo, a basket of puppies, and a YouTube account.

292 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 18:42

>>291 is too panda; didn't read

293 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 10:48

>>292 cannot write; he is a panda

294 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 15:44

>>293 cannot think....he is a retarded panda.

295 Name: ( LƒΦ`) : 1993-09-5321 15:46

>>294 is busy eating bamboo

296 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 19:32

>>295 is not a panda

297 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 19:34

>>296 ^Is a Lying Panda^

298 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 16:45

>>297 has ^panda ears^

299 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 16:46

>>298 is a panda

300 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 17:01

>>299 is Pandamandius, King of Pandas. Look upon his bamboo, ye mighty, and despair.

301 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 18:47

>>300 is a homosexual panda obsessed with phallic innuendos.

302 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 19:28

>>301 Is a homophobic panda

303 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 20:04

>>302 is a panda rights activist

304 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 18:05

>>303 is a prada

305 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 18:11

>>304 is a handbag made from illegally poached panda fur

306 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 22:54

305 is an integer

but >>305 is a panda

307 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 23:02

>>306 is a floating point panda

308 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 09:57

>>307 is actually a polar bear.

309 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 11:34

>>308 is a lying sack of panda shit!

310 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 11:48

>>309 is the source of all the panda shit in >>308's sack.

311 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 17:23

>>310 cannot grasp the true form of Pandiyas' attack.

312 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 19:52

>>311 is from Pandahar, Coreanidastan.

313 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 23:10

>>312 Was locked up the the Pandahar prison because he attempted to have sex with a panda cub.

314 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5339 14:09

>>313 is a default Panda

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 16:35

>>314 tainted his fur brown to infiltrate the bear section

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:41

>>315
‚¨‚Ν‚o‚`‚m‚c‚`I

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 18:13

>>316
Panned in Panada

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 18:22

>>317 was the panda responsible for 4-ch's downtime.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 21:14

>>318 is the accusing panda panda

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 22:52

>>319 is Pointing Out What Other Pandas Are Doing Panda.

321 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5346 15:50

>>318 was present during 4ch's downtime.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:19

>>321 Was eating bamboo during 4ch's downtime.

323 Name: ICHIII : 1993-09-5347 03:51

>>322
Was eating pandas during 4ch's downtown.
Also, he is a cannibal

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 18:12

>>323 is a panda and is pink positively.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 18:31

>>324 is not a panda, but rather a depiction of a panda.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 19:11

>>325 tastes thoroughly and is a panda

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:11

>>326 It carries out and is Panda.

328 Name: A Thunder Panda : 1993-09-5349 01:32

>>1 is not a Panda.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 02:04

>>327 is a Panda who knows his memes!

330 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5349 10:14

>>329 is a calculating Panda

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 21:06

>>330 Is a literature writing panda.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 03:44

>>331 is less of a Panda than I am

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 04:03

>>332 visits a prostitute and asks if he can perform oral sex on her. The prostitute agrees and >>332 goes ahead. When he's finished >>332 gets up and walks out. The prostitute yells: "Hey, you forgot to pay". >>332 walks back in, takes a dictionary from the shelf and shows her the definition of Panda: "A Panda is an animal that eats bush and leaves".

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 05:11

>>333 clearly knows far too much about Pandas to not be one.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 17:04

>>334 is supportive to the plight of Iraq in a way that only a panda can be.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 22:19

>>335 works towards a free Tibet for the sake of his fellow pandas.

337 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5352 12:35

>>336 is featured in National Geographic Panda DS

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 13:29

>>337 can't help but rumble in a sexy pandalike fashion whenever an attractive pandette passes his way.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 18:58

>>338 Bit into a green plastic pipe, because he is a Panda with weak eyesight.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:30

>>339 Wears a Pandana

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 03:58

>>340 is a firefox

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 15:52

>>341 is so ronery because nobody touches the red panda.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:49

>>342 Is black and white but is considered a red panda because >>342 is part of the communist party.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 02:29

panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
panda!
panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
china!
panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
i like!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 01:07

I admit it.
I am a Panda.
I'm an endangered black and white bastard.
I eat barely digestible bamboo for most of my waking life to make up for my refusal to eat meat.
I have been raised in a cage for the entertainment of primates and as such couldn't manage to enact coitus with a female panda if she pressed her genitals against my face.
But I can't help myself dammit, it's just the way I am.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 04:43

>>345
ITT the previous poster is a panda
not you

oh wait

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:56

With such limited reasoning, I conclude that >>346 has a brain the size of a Panda brain.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 19:46

>>347
Is eating bamboo.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 20:53

>>348 stalks bamboo.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 21:13

>>349 carried the Panda Olympics' torch through several of his panda towns.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 18:41

>>350 applied for the job of carrying the panda torch but withdrew when he found out there would be no bamboo breaks.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 00:02

When I was young they told us that >>351 was a great man. They said he defeated our enemies, that he won the war and made our people safe again. They said he was a genius. They said he was a hero.

Now I know he was a panda.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 02:10

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG PANDA
>>352
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A PANDA BAND

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:49

>>353 Can't play guitar hero because Panda paws are really lame.

355 Name: A Thunder Panda : 1993-09-5381 22:19

>>354 is a Spinda.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:28

>>355 Was kicked out of a fur convention when others realized that the Panda-like appearance was not a disguise.

357 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5385 12:23

>>356 insists on the right to bear arms

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:23

>>357 caused an earthquake in a futile attempt at escaping the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuary.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:29

>>358 is the thunder panda that brought calamity upon Myanmar

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:14

>>359 is a McPanda that likes to BurmBurmBurm BurmBurmaIran

361 Name: Piyoko : 1993-09-5386 00:52

Pyo, pyo, pyo...

I like Pandas, pyo.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:50

>>361 Is a Pandaphiliac.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 15:16

>>362 Is one of the few that are legally allowed to have more than one child. However, >>362 hasn't even made the first one.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 17:28

>>363 keeps trying to eat the bamboo flooring.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 18:09

>>364 is voiced by Jack Black.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 06:18

>>1-365 are a yearlong furfags

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 21:38

>>366 is an ultra-panda.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 23:53

>>367 is >>368 and is therefore a panda according to >>369

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 00:06

By the Previous Poster is a Panda Theorem (PPP Theorem), >>368 is a panda.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 00:07

>>370 WAS PHONE! And a panda.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 00:07

>>370
Says that
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372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 14:54

>>371 is a panda who's too lazy to sit upright.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 00:03

>>372 Is a Panda shot by greenpeace for eating an endangered species of bamboo.

374 Name: >>373 : 1993-09-5416 00:09

is a kung fu panda

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 00:10

>>374 is the disney marketing panda that came up with the premise of that film.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 22:14

>>375 Is a Panda that hides cocaine in his white fur.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 20:10

>>376 is http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/246832/

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 17:02

>>377 is http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/35684/

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:50

>>378 is http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/gallery/d/8811-2/panda_gokin2.jpg

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:54

>>379 Is a Panda that was inspired by the movie Dragon Half.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 05:07

>>380 is the Panda Express

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 10:33

>>381 is so panda he shits bamboo

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 14:42

>>382 eats, shoots and leaves.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:53

>>383 Landed tail first on a bamboo pole, and enjoyed it.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:02

>>384 is the greatest, best panda God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:12

>>385 is a panda that caused all other pandas to not want to mate that often

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 23:14

>>386 was the first to witness the actions of >>385

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 13:46

>>387 sits in trees

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 16:48

>>388 drops from trees. Just like in Australia.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 19:26

>>389 drops from Australia. Just like in trees.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 20:12

>>390 is the spokespanda for Cherry Panda Throat Drops.

392 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5433 15:18

>>391 is http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3075/1216216121166ry5.jpg

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 18:04

>>392 loves Tanaka Reina!!! ^^

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 18:08

>>393 used to eat meat, but then inexplicably changed diets to pure bamboo, which it has a hell of a time digesting.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 20:50

>>394 used to eat pure bamboo, but now he settles for the processed garbage.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 01:03

>>395 makes friends with raccoons.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 01:34

>>396 makes dinner with raccoons. And minced onions.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 01:40

>>397 suffers a trauma from it's previous hunter torture.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 02:34

>398 is enslaved in a plantation deep in Xinjiang for the purpose of milking panda bile, a traditional aphrodisiac

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 03:07

>>400 Is the government's secret biological weapon against US but turns out as a failure and turns berserk, eating 30 researchers, civilians and armed forces, destroying the whole research facility along with it.

400 GET!

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 17:41

>>400 is a Panda.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 21:36

>>401 is another fellow panda

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 21:39

>>402 is a panda that is stupid enough to other pandas, panda and together joins the sicko >>400 panda who got post traumatic disorder

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 23:26

>>403 is THE PAINDA

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 00:02

>>404 causes pandamonium everywhere he goes

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 03:42

>>405 is a punda.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 12:02

>>406 Is an Indian Panda...

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 13:41

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410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 17:58

OMG!!!!!! OP IS ACTUALLY A REAL PANDA!!!!

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 18:38

>>410 and so are you.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 02:26

>>411 and so are you.

413 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5437 05:26

>>412 and so are you.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 05:38

>>414 and so are you.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 08:04

>>416 no u

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 11:27

>>415 uses his nose to type

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 22:37

>>416 uses his penis to type, because he's not using it for anything else, being a Panda and all

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 00:35

>>417 uses her vagina as a bank vault, since Pandas don't know what they are supposed to do with it.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 19:19

>>418 is a mammal classified in the bear family (Ursidae), native to central-western and southwestern China. >>418 was previously thought to be a member of the Procyonidae (raccoons and their relatives). >>418 is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though belonging to the order Carnivora, >>418 has a diet which is 99% bamboo. >>418 may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, and bananas when available.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 21:01

>>419 gets kicked by Procyonidaens due to racist speech

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 22:00

>>420 is a panda on drugs

422 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5440 22:08

>>421 is a panda on steroids

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 22:18

>>422 oddly enough is a panda on flaboids

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 22:20

>>423 is one of approximately 1600 pandas in the WHOLE world

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 07:46

>>424 was made in China

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 14:03

>>425 picls his bum and licks it

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 15:28

>>426 picks other pandas bums and licks it

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 18:18

>>427 pickles his bum. Because pandas like pickles.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 22:00

>>428 pandas his pickles. Because pickles like bum.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 22:01

>>428 mostly just sits there and eats bamboo

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 01:55

>>430 lives in the zoo and eats bamboo.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 02:10

>>431 lives in house and cooks bamboo

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 03:25

>>432 lives in a flat above a bamboo shop

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 06:14

A girl died in 1993 by a homicidal panda. He impaled her on a bamboo stalk when she was still alive. The panda chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he impaled her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will impale you like she was impaled. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 01:10

>>434 Ate a piece of bamboo that was spiked with Viagra. >>434 had an erection for 4 hours, but didn't know what to do with it, so he painted his dick green so it would resemble bamboo.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:43

>>435 Is a Panda who's paws never leave a Plastation Dual SHock controller.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 07:14

>>436 Is one of Tekken Character!

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 07:18

>>436 is developing the Pandastation, a console designed exclusively for pandas.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 07:25

>>438 Mauls on Japs because of their cuteness!

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 01:38

>>439 is a yoshinoya panda veteran

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 12:52

>>440 is a believer in the pandaspermia theory of life on earth.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 03:56

>>441 has a website dedicated to proving that pandas are a mystical source of renewable energy

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 20:40

>>442
Is PANDA-Z!!!

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 20:53

>>443 went on a worldwide quest to collect the pandaballs, but got bored and stuffed himself on bamboo instead.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 21:46

>>444 is a panda

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 21:49

>>445 PA-PA-PANDA!

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 21:58

>>446 was playing on his best friend's Gamecube, until he realised he was a panda.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 23:42

>>446 is the best friend, also a panda, whom assumed that a bamboo tree was a gamecube

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 00:38

>>448 Is the panda that fed drug tainted bamboo to >>446 and >>447.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 02:51

>>449 made a kickin' bamboo bong.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 16:16

>>450 sneezed in a popular video on youtube

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 16:17

>>451 is owned by the Chinese

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 23:01

>>452 was born in a zoo in front of TV cameras and such

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 01:05

>>453 sounds a lot like JB

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 15:49

>>454 is pedo-panda

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 21:47

>>455 is panda-panda

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 22:24

>>456 is a double panda

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 23:27

>>457 is a triple-panda

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 23:54

>>458 is a DQN&reg; Panda™2 Quad

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 01:14

>>459 is an escaped Panda

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 08:24

>>460 is a panda

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 08:46

>>461 is a panda's bitch panda

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 15:35

>>462 is a giant Kuma

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 18:41

>>463 is a committee of small Pandas

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 01:57

is a Panda that formed an alliance with that other famous animal that is only found in certain parts of China.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 13:11

>>465 Is a panda who doesn't know which panda its talking about.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 14:14

Look, I don't even have to bother explaining myself. Just read >>466's post, its painfully obvious he's a panda.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 17:42

>>467 is a ‘εŒF”L

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 18:55

>>468
Eats, shoots and leaves.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 07:14

>>469

is Barack Obama

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 09:09

>>470 is a republican panda

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 11:16

>>471
Is a panda that voted for Ron Paul.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 15:46

>>472 is a sci-fi super stealth panda.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 17:43

>>473 is Darth Vader.

No, wait. He's just a panda.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:16

>>474 Is a Panda that tried to vote in the 2000 election, but his vote wasn't counted correctly, because panda paws can't punch out holes in a card.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5534 01:09

>>475 Calls himself the Expanda, but nobody is sure what it means. A panda getting fatter, or a Panda that had trans-species surgery are the two most common guesses.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5534 01:13

>>476 has a day job as a sign-waver outside the local psychiatric center. In fact, signs are his only form of communication.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5534 01:53

>>477 had fallen into a cursed spring, and is thus cursed to be a panda upon coming into contact with cold water.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5534 02:27

>>478 has a son named Ranma Saotome.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5534 13:39

>>479 has a daughter named Ranma Saotome.

481 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5535 18:29

>>480 has a panda named Ranma Saotome

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 18:57

>>481
is a panda named Ranma Saotome

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 19:41

>>482 is a proponent of enlarged theater and airplane seats.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 20:46

>>483 is not a panda.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 21:29

>>484 is a sad panda

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 09:59

>>485 is a regular panda

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 13:10

>>486 is the same panda that makes up every post in this thread.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 17:00

>>487
Is the panda that reads all the posts on this thread; except for the post he made.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 23:38

>>488 is an irregular Panda

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 00:26

>>489 contains a fermion-panda and a boson-panda, thus he is a perfectly symmetrical panda.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 01:30

>>490

is a homicidal panda

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 11:44

>>491 is an attractive panda

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 12:16

Science has confirmed that >>492 is a panda

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 14:16

>>493 was proven to be a panda by the Holy Scriptures.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 16:02

>>494 is a panda's best friend, who is also a panda's father and a panda's uncle, in addition to being a panda himself.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5540 21:35

>>495 would understand those sort of panda-related issues because he is in fact a panda himself

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5541 00:00

>>496's son faced harsh discrimination at school for attempting to use the human toilets.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5541 01:35

>>497 participated in the million-panda march.

499 Name: host-77-41-102-117.qwerty.ru : 1993-09-5556 22:34

>>1-498 are pandas, and I'm fusianasan.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 13:02

>>499 panda-wanda.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 18:05

>>500 is using an ancient panda dialect

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 18:48

>>501 from China, >>501 make joke, >>501 make panda urine in your coke!!

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 00:42

>>502 Pees black and white because he is a Panda.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 09:00

>>503 is a shaved panda. Traitor!

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 09:02

>>504 wears Panda toupees.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 15:44

The previous poster is a panda.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 19:01

>>506
Is planning to headbutt us all.

508 Name: fitting!FkkSw2yL9c : 1993-09-5616 20:09

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") >>507

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 22:51

>>508 has disguised himself cleverly as a bunny, but we know him to be a panda nonetheless.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 01:42

>>509 He is the Angry Nintendo Panda who plays fake consoles and would rather have a musk ox take a diarrhea dump in his ear.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 02:19

>>510 thinks like a panda and has black and white thoughts.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 03:23

>>511 dreams of being a thunder panda, because he is not content with being just a regular panda.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 03:38

>>512 Made a comic when he was 15 in which 5 elemental pandas save the world. He drew it with crayons on banboo leaves.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 16:59

>>513

Made a comic when he was 15 in which a boy Panda who controls all the elements saves the world with his friends, a girl Panda who controls water, a blind Panda who controls earth, and a boy Panda who can't do shit other than be comic relief. He fought against the evil Fire Panda empire.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 12:00

>>514
Eats shoots and leaves.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 22:49

Is the drug dealing Panda that hides cocaine in his white fur, and hides black tar heroine in his black fur.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 02:49

>>516 is a Panda who believes it's rude to point.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 15:23

>>517 was sent to Japan to improve diplomatic relations.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 17:05

>>518 is Richard Nixon.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 01:43

>>519 Is the first George Bush.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 19:37

>>520 is throw up on PM of Japan.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 22:55

>>521 is a panda who as of last year was appointed the head of the Chinese agriculture department.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 03:32

>>522 Is a good ol' country Panda

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 04:48

>>523 is Eris, Panda of Discord.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 03:58

>>524 is a Panda

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 05:46

>>525 is a blunt Panda

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 08:05

>>526 Is a bong panda

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 04:28

>>527 Eats, shoots, and leaves.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 02:08

>>528 is a sick, disgusting, deranged Panda.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 06:48

>>529 is an otherwise unexceptional panda with a secret.

531 Name: fitting!FkkSw2yL9c : 1993-09-5663 10:23

>>530 is an unoriginal panda

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5670 23:16

>>531 Is a retarded Panda

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 12:34

>>532 is a thalidomide Panda.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 01:08

>>533 is a cyanide panda.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 01:35

>>534 is a westside panda.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 03:39

>>535 is an embarrassment to his pandarents.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:10

>>536 went to the hospital to get an apandaectomy.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 20:06

>>537 Posted here because there is a strong wifi signal at the zoo.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 22:39

>>538
is a >>1 panda

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 02:19

>>539 thinks his mustache will full everyone but we all know that he is a panda.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 12:32

>>540 is a moustache-eating panda.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 01:59

>>541 is a panda with no wife, no horse, and no mustache.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 09:32

>>542 is 'alf a panda tuppenny rice, 'alf a panda treacle.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 23:16

>>543 Is a married Panda that is happy to have the typical sex life of a married man

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 07:17

>>544 is a single panda who, coincidentally also has the typical sex life of a married panda.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 15:22

>>545 Is a Panda that works as a greeter in a major airport in China.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 05:48

>>546 is a Panda of great renown.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 16:04

>>547 Is an ronery Panda.
So...
Very...
Ronery...

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:06

>>548
PANDA KOPANDA!

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 00:01

>>549 Is the Panda that was arrested for eating a bamboo plant in a private garden.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 20:47

>>550 is a tired panda.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 21:58

>>551 is a panda of great exurberance

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 23:50

>>552 is one of around 1,600 pandas in the whole world.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:29

>>553 is a strong and brave panda!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 00:37

>>554 Is a black wheelchair-bound mentally retarded French Creole Hindu asexual woman panda of Jewish ancestry.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 05:55

>>555
Is a kike panda. Welcome to my oven.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 14:28

>>556 is an incarcerated Panda after being arrested for killing Pandas, an endangered species.

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5816 18:18

>>557 is a panda with a big pimple on the end of its nose, driving it crazy.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5816 20:33

>>558 is a sad and depressed panda.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 12:24

>>559 is a pink panda

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 14:38

>>560 Is an Eirc Cartman panda

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 15:47

>>561 is a dyslexic panda.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 20:08

>>562 is a GAR panda, fighting to save the world for all panda-kind.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 21:12

>>563
Is a panda hooker with a heart of gold.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 21:51

>>564 is a strong but desperate panda.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 20:25

>>565
causes pandamonium wherever he goes.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 21:18

>>566 brought on the pandapocalypse so hard that my captcha is bearen.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 23:20

>>567 was jailed for breaking into a garden store and eating all the bamboo.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 02:06

>>568 and >>567 are pandas. they ahev a large torso and they pick bamboo from the ground w/ their forepaws. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages they will break into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5830 22:58

>>569 Is a dumb zoo-dwelling Panda that thinks the bamboo forests of China have wifi signals and forest-dwelling Pandas have computers.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5924 01:25

>>570
Ignored this thread, hoping people would forget about how he is a a panda

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5924 02:30

>>571 is a stuttering panda.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 13:18

>>572 is a forgotten panda brought into the light!

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 01:17

>>573 Is a Panda archaeologist that digs up things from the past, and studies extinct bamboo species.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 16:55

>>574 is Indiepanda Jones.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 01:53

>>575 Is the panda that went to the library and got a book which lists all species of bamboo.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 02:05

>>576 is mighty grand as pandas go.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 01:09

>>577 is a p cool panda.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 00:49

>>578 read >>570's post and it made him a sad panda.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 14:03

gogpgo

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 17:05

>>580 is an unfortunate panda

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 23:00

>>581 is a very lucky panda indeed.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 23:33

>>582 Placed a winning bet in a horse race, and became the richest panda in the world.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 23:38

>>583 Is a panda that bough black hair dye and pretended to be a real bear, but he can't fool anyone when he eats bamboo.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 01:26

>>584 is a jealous panda that wish he thought of using hair dye first.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 21:17

>>585 Is an anime otaku panda that dyed his fur blue and then wore a sailor suit.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 13:45

>>586 is a really fat, smelly panda with huge boils all over.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:35

>>587 is not only a dermatologist but also a panda.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 18:59

>>588 is not only a proctologist but also a panda.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 19:07

>>589 Has necrotic lesions on the penile area from repetetive mechanical trauma.
HAHAHA, I PWNZ U LOL!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 21:19

>>590 is a panda that thinks ironic netspeech is the proper way to end a post.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 22:20

>>591 is a silly little panda that thinks a period is the proper way to end a post

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 16:42

>>592 is a condescending panda who thinks he's better than everyone else.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 20:54

>>593 is better than everyone else, because he's a panda.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 01:12

>>594 is just a panda,

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:04

>>595 stands head and shoulders above the rest of the pandas.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 13:07

>>596 is a dandruff-free panda

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 17:39

>>597 is a terminally itchy panda.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 12:09

>>598 panders to other, bigger pandas.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 22:22

>>599 is the alpha male of a pack of 600 pandas.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6221 03:41

>>600 wants to be an alpha male panda, but a true alpha male panda would have seized the 600get.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 01:00

>>601 Unionized all the pandas in his zoo and created a labor strike. All pandas will hide from view until >>601's demands are met.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 14:14

>>602 consumes prodigious amounts of bamboo that could have been used to produce offbeat furniture.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 20:37

>>603 eats the offbeat furniture.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 12:27

>>604 sits in the offbeat furniture, in the hopes that it will cause people to suspect he is a person in a panda costume. It doesn't fool anyone.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 13:45

>>605 is a toffelskater panda.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 09:31

>>606 Is a panda that tried saltwater taffy.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 09:53

>>607 wears ivory-handled revolvers, in honor of George S. Pandan.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 10:21

>>608 meant to write bamboo-handled revolvers.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 01:27

>>609 Meant to write AK-47

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 01:15

>>610 is tied with the Dinos and Saskatchewan Huskies for first place in Canada West.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 02:39

>>611 is Fatpanda.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 05:07

>>612 is creating an army of Fatpanda clones.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 05:31

>>613
Is secretly an anorexic panda.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 17:45

>>614 is a panda, and isn't secretive about it at all.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:48

>>615 just rolled down a hill and got his nice white coat all muddied up.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 18:56

A man in China got executed for killing >>616. Because he was a panda.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 14:56

A man in China died because he pissed off >>166 and then >>166 ripped him apart with his bamboo harvesting claws.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 16:33

>>618 mauled a man who just wanted to hug him. Unfortunately, >>618 isn't the hugging type of panda at all.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 23:11

>>619 was forever alone and died. the panda became a little closer to extinction.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 00:31

>>620 was last seen inviting people to punch him on the streets of Brooklyn.

http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2010/11/19/a-brooklyn-panda-made-for-punching/

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 19:12

>>621 is responsible for the Asus Bamboo.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 02:19

>>622 ate the Asus Bamboo. Because he is a panda.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 10:59

JUST >>623 KNOW WHY
WHY >>623 AND I

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 00:55

>>624 Bit into the Beijing Birds Nest Stadium because he thought it looked like bamboo. He is now in the Pandentist's office getting his teeth fixed.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 02:52

>>625 is such a fucking goddamn panda holy shit

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 03:25

>>626 is a cursing panda

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 23:21

>>627 is an obvious panda.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 00:24

>>628 Is a copying panda that decided to do what other pandas did... Dye his fur to be less obvious as a panda.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 02:35

>>629 tried dying his fur to be a less obvious panda, but couldn't fool anyone because he still ordered bamboo with extra sauce

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 03:00

>>630 interrogated >>629. For roughly an hour. Because he is an angry panda.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 16:41

>>631 is shocked by >>630's lack of better disguise. Because he is a panda himself.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6361 13:07

>>632 Stole a wolf costume from a fur festival, and wore it. Too bad Wolves don't eat bamboo.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 01:03

>>633 was unaware of that because he is a panda, not a furry.

635 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 00:49

>>634 is a sour, bitter panda.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 00:56

>>635 is a flavorful panda.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 14:56

>>636 Crossed the border between China and Corea, and was served with a side of Kimchi.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 23:01

>>637 pandas about like he owns the damn place. Which he does. Because he is a panda.

639 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6365 10:12

>>638 is a wise panda.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 18:45

>>639 ZDVvnl/nzdhjukfzdk;

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 19:16

>>640 tried to spell "panda" but he can't because he is a panda.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6378 18:55

>>641 was last seen terrorizing civilians on the streets of Cairo.

643 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6379 09:12

>>642 is lonely and weights 120 kg.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6380 02:38

>>643's real name is Saotome Genma, but when you throw a bucket of water on him, you see that he is a panda.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6380 02:44

>>644 mauled some fucker for getting into his cage and trying to hug him during his bamboo munching time.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 19:11

>>645 only buys things that are made in China in order to economically support his panda family living there.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 20:33

>>646 wears too much makeup.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 18:09

>>647 doesn't hibernate.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 19:58

>>648 is called a bear but is actually more closely related to the raccoon

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 23:06

>>649 is a Panda

651 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6420 15:20

Some argue that >>650 is not a panda, but they don't have any proof nor a scientific degree.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 03:57

>>651 fucked another panda and thence stopped being a panda because a panda doesn't breed

653 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6437 07:34

>>652 is a topic-betraying panda.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 12:48

>>653 is a pedantic panda.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 22:00

>>654 Is a Panda that doesn't realize that he is with other Pandas. He ate a piece of bamboo with a magic mushroom growing on it. That changed his sense of color, and now black and white are pink and yellow.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 23:43

>>655 is in awe of the majesty and beauty of the universe, making him a pantheist panda.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6445 02:05

>>656 knows some pretty big words, making him a smart panda.

658 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6520 13:23

>>657 is a cosmic panda, like the new user interface on youtube!

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 02:37

>>658 is a viral marketing panda.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 18:59

>>659 is a categorising panda.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 01:10

>>660 Had her cub taken away by zoo workers because humans can raise a cub more reliably than a Panda can.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 03:47

>>661 is a nerd.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 16:58

>>662 Is a geek

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 04:57

>>663 Is adorable.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 05:19

>>664 greets new people looking for hentai

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 07:42

>>665 is reeking of booze.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 09:26

>>666 is Satan.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 20:15

God is meabnessless and omniscient.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 15:00

>>668 is the default costume for entertainers in Roller Coaster Tycoon

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 17:44

>>669 is >>247, and a Panda.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 20:04

>>670 does not understand that two humans who say similar things are not neccisarily the same person. From this we can conclude that >>670 is either a panda or an autist.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 20:06

>>671 is a pedantic panda.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 20:08

#include <stdpanda.h>

674 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6541 22:57

>>673 is a spinda.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 04:32

>>674 is a spinster panda.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 16:35

>>675 wants to show you his pokeymans, because he thinks this will keep you from noticing that he is a panda.

677 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6558 09:45

>>676 is pandawa.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 13:30

>>677 is a primordial proto-panda living on the Earth's single continent, Pandagea.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 11:59

>>678 is a panda with an encyclopedic knowledge of zoology.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 18:48

>>679 is a lovely green panda with blue shades and sunglasses at night.

681 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6575 19:11

>>680 is a honest to god panda.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 08:37

>>681 is a conniving, shady, agnostic panda.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 14:40

>>682 is a panda who once performed on Top Of The Pops, only miming however.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 15:43

>>683 is a panda capable of making his own TV remotes from pure bamboo.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 17:54

>>684 is a very resourceful panda.

686 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6597 21:57

>>685 is an imaginary panda, which is the square root of a negative panda.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:04

>>686 is not negative at all--he's the most positive panda you'll ever meet.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 15:20

>>687 is a hardcore panda.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 17:47

>>688 is the original Type-00 panda prototype, on which all other pandas are based.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 23:28

>>689 is the panda who, after going back in time, built the Type-OO panda prototype on which he was based, thereby creating a massive time loop.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 12:48

>>690 is a leninist panda.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 14:43

>>691 is an apolitical panda.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 17:39

>>692 is perhaps a dead panda and that makes me cry.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 17:45

>>693 is a depressed panda who ponders his own mortality.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 20:01

>>694 is a clueless panda.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 00:52

>>695 is a clued-in panda.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 03:53

>>696 is a further clued-in panda.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 12:43

>>697 is a hot-glued panda.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 13:42

>>698 is a bolted panda.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 15:05

>>699 is a panda who tells riveting stories to younger pandas.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 15:10

>>700 is the acclaimed author of 'Pataphysics For Pandas. It was written with a pen he fashioned himself from a bamboo shoot.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 15:17

>>701 is a master of panda bioenergetics.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 15:53

>>702 has a PhD in Pandoinformatics.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 16:14

>>703 is a stereotypical asian panda.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 18:26

>>704 is a crypto-fascistic panda.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 18:30

>>705 is a narcoleptic panda.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 21:42

>>706 is an opiate-addicted panda.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 00:46

>>707 is a cheeky panda who sells generic brand multivitamins as ecstasy at raves.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:41

>>708 is an aggressively happy panda.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:48

>>709 is a carefree panda who never studies.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 16:44

>>710 is a top-notch panda who can always find time for his friends.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 18:32

>>711 is the panda mascot of a band of air pirates.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 23:19

>>712 is a panda who likes to cosplay as meiling from touhou

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 00:11

>>712 refuses to play Dynasty Warriors as it reminds him of his home country where his family was slaughtered by poachers.
Also his paws are too big to hold a controller.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 03:44

>>714 is a panda that isn't very good with numbers.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 05:17

>>715 climbs up on roofs and can never get down beacuse he's a panda with vertigo

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 05:21

>>716 is a master of the Drunken Panda Fist style of interpretive martial dancing.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 19:22

>>717 is a master of panda-ness. Because he is a panda.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 11:02

>>718 brews panda beer from only the finest bamboo.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 16:15

>>719 Is in panda prison for serving panda beer to someone under the legal age.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 16:46

>>720 is a panda who gets a headache from watching 3D movies.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 00:18

>>721 is the subject of this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UskZAppqGPc&feature=related

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 00:23

>>722 is a panda who killed Steve Jobs.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 12:40

>>723 is now a banned-a.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 15:09

>>724 is not a member of the religious panda cult.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 16:57

>>725 died shortly after announcing the much-anticipated iPanda 4S.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 19:11

>>726 has difficulty operating his new iPhone because, as a panda, he lacks opposable thumbs.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 19:17

>>727 doesn't particularly care about Steve Jobs' death. This is probably because he is a panda.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 19:18

>>728 is Steve Jobs' reincarnation as a panda.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 19:44

>>729 is a panda with a fetish for humans.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:22

>>730 is a teenage mutant hero panda with ninja powers.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:26

>>731 is Captain Panda.

(It's like 'Captain Planet', but with panda instead of planet.)

:/

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 22:01

>>732 Is a Panda with a rand of Admiral.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 18:25

I actually learned of the death of SJ through DQN.

Also, >>733 is baitang.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 15:55

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsr741xs0Z1qhqirpo1_500.jpg refers to >>734

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 22:30

>>735 has announced annual and special meeting results.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 07:49

In China, it is illegal to harm >>736.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 13:32

The giant >>737, or >>737 (Aopoda melanoleuca, literally meaning "black and white cat-foot") is a bear native to central-western and south western China. It is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though it belongs to the order Carnivora, >>737's diet is 99% bamboo. >>737s in the wild will occasionally eat other grasses, wild tubers, or even meat in the form of birds, rodents or carrion. In captivity they may receive honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, or bananas along with specially prepared feed.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 17:39

>>738 sleeps all day and eats his own poop for kicks.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 19:58

>>739 stars in panda porn, which are movies depicting pandas mating, intended to promote sexual arousal in captive Giant Pandas. Under zoo conditions, pandas have in general proven unenthusiastic about mating, placing their species in danger of extinction.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 03:13

>>740 is called «„„p„~„t„p» in Russian.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:22

I don't get it

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 22:20

>>742 is a silly panda.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 23:07

>>743 is a laconic panda.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 09:51

>>744 doesn't know how to make the sad panda go away. Baka! Baka!

746 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6739 10:03

>>745 is a paƒ“da.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 16:48

>>746 really needs to get off his backside and learn the rest of the ƒJƒ^ƒJƒi characters. Sadly, he never will, because he is a panda.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 16:49

>>747 is a panda with a piloting licence.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 22:12

>>748 flabbergasted Spoony.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:52

>>749 refuses to have sex, much to the dismay of the zookeepers.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 16:20

Zookeepers showed panda pr0nz to >>750, but he would rather watch anything else on TV.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 14:39

>>751 is a sedentary panda who watches too much television altogether.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 16:45

>>752 goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." And the doctor said, "No. You're a panda."

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 20:19

>>753 makes quality posts inbetween sleeping and stuffing his face with bamboo.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 14:26

>>754 Ate the wrong kind of bamboo and got pandiarrhea.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 10:21

>>755 is the panda whose picture is engraved on the bronze plaque on the Voyager space probe.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 21:32

From an early age, >>756 always showed a great affinity for pandas. He would spend hours watching nature documentaries in the hopes of catching a glimpse of one of these majestic creatures. He led a solitary childhood, and grew to become a social outcast. He knew he was irrevocably different from his peers. While they were out inebriating themselves and having casual sex, he spent his free time gorging himself on bamboo shoots bought from the local oriental supermarket. They could never understand. He was a panda at heart, and they were mere humans.

Years later, he dropped out of college and lived on his own. He dreamed about how his life could have been and lamented the cruelty of fate. He cursed his hairless monochrome body; his nimble pinkish hands; his stomach's inability to digest raw bamboo.

One night, he could take it no longer. He made plans to throw himself off the nearest bridge into a deep gorge. He whiled away his last hours on the internet in a haze of alcohol, intermittent crying and masturbating to pictures of pandas.

He happened to open a page he had bookmarked months ago; a small textboard known as "The Elitist Superstructure of DQN". He hadn't thought much of it at the time, but as his tired eyes swept over the thread titles, he noticed those wonderful words:

ITT the previous poster is a panda

He laughed! He cried! He gave it thirty seconds thought, and made a brief post inspired by another thread which happened to be on the front page.

He knew it wouldn't truly make him a panda - truly, nothing ever could. But to have someone reaffirm his belief, to tell him it's okay, he is a panda in some capacity, would mean everything to him.

It's okay, >>756. I understand.

You are a panda.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 21:44

>>757 is a kind panda with a talent for beautiful storytelling.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 18:04

>>758 is a beautiful panda with soft, clean fur and deep blue eyes.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 18:41

>>759 is a sweet-talking panda who may just get to do his part in preserving his species yet.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:12

>>760 is soon to be >>759's wife. Naturally, the two of them will not produce any offspring.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:14

>>761 is the child of >>759,760 and is named "Slimjim," against all odds.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 13:53

>>762 is a polar bear with black paint spilled on his back.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 15:41

>>763 is an Arctic brown bear who accidentally put laundry bleach on his coat while laundering it. At first he was angry, then he noticed that his new markings made it easier for him to cadge food from the tourists. Oddly, they keep giving him bamboo shoots.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 15:31

>>764 's picture is used in the logo for the "Panda Express" quasi-Chinese fast-food chain.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:44

>>765 tries unsuccessfully to fool gullible tourists into believing that he's a vicious mountain bear.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 09:48

>>766 just wants some nice bamboo shoots.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 02:44

>>767 posted that, then left.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 09:58

>>768 does unspeakable things with bamboo shafts.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 19:58

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to >>769-san's house a while ago; you know, >>769-san?
Well anyways there was an insane amount of bamboo there, and I could barely open the door.
Then, I looked in his fridge, in the kitchen, and it had bamboo in it.
Oh, the stupidity. That idiot.
You, don't put bamboo in the fridge just because it's edible, fool.
It's only bamboo, I bet it doesn't even go off for crying out loud.
There're even black eyeshadow in his bedroom. Eyeshadow, for blackening the area around your eyes, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, I'm gonna be a panda." God I can't bear to watch.
You, I'll give you some kind of virtual reality if you just stop embarrassing yourself.
Being a panda shouldn't be a desirable thing.
That meaningless lifestyle, where a panda in a bamboo forest spends its entire life doing nothing,
the terminally sedate mentality, that's why pandas are an endangered species.
People who think they're "cute" should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to leave, and then >>769-san goes "Mreeeh, mreeeeh, I'm a panda."
Who in the world do you think you're fooling, you moron?
I want to ask him, "Do you REALLY think pandas make noises like that?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to pretend to be another species for attention?
Coming from a panda impersonator veteran such as myself, the best way of dealing with them is this, punching them in the face.
That's right, punching them in the face. This is the most time efficient solution.
Punching them in the face means they might reconsider their way of life. But on the other hand the police may get involved.
This is the key.
And then, they'll give up trying to be a panda. This is best for everyone.
However, if you aren't careful then there is a danger that you'll just give them a victim complex; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>771, can just fuck right off if you were about to accuse me of being a panda.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 20:10

>>770 panda.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 20:38

>>771 has been a panda for 2,008 days, or nearly five and a half years.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 21:16

>>772 advocates LOLI & PEACE τ .

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 04:55

>>773 Is addicted to the unfinished cigarettes that zoo workers and visitors leave behind. That will make >>773 the first panda to get cancer of the pandalung.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 13:57

>>774 is a mathematician panda who is far more interested in the beauty of complex differential equations than that of female members of his species.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7065 17:18

>>775 Would rather play all 999 games on all 100 of his fake Famicom things than have pandasex.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7069 22:35

>>776 hedonistic panda

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7069 23:17

>>777 is a lucky panda.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 08:49

>>778 is a panda whose favourite anime is Lucky Star.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 16:40

>>779
Is a panda with little panda hands

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 17:06

>>780
Is an elite hacker panda that has r00ted every server on the i'net.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 17:19

>>781 IS A GUITARRON-PLAYING PANDA.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 20:14

>>782 is a Chinese diplomacy tool.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 23:17

>>783 Created a monument of Stonehenge called Bamboohenge

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 01:44

>>784 is a traitor panda, known for being the right-hand man of Augustus Platypus, a tyrant platypus dictator hellbent on destroying the panda civilization as we know it.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 10:27

>>785 is a panda with plans for world domination.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 16:39

>>786 is a planda.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 18:04

>>787 is a flying panda!

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 18:16

>>788 passed his panda diploma with flying colours. Because he's a panda.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 02:17

>>789 is Dr. Pandatnik.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 11:44

>>790 is the elder evil from Pandæmonium.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 13:22

>>791 is a panda, and simultaneously is not a panda. >>791 is a pandadox.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 19:37

>>792 is a radioactive panda.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 19:48

>>793 has smudged make-up.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 12:38

>>794 is an erotic panda.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 20:00

>>795 saw http://www.poweringsocialmedia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads//2012/05/Panda-Farmer-Google-cartoon.jpg and exclaimed "It's so true!" and set it as his desktop wallpaper

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 20:29

>>796 is immensely proud of his panda heritage.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 00:52

>>797's biological father is a panda, as is his biological mother.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 10:02

>>798 couldn't be more of a panda if he tried.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 11:31

>>799 denies being a panda, but that is only because he is a psychotic panda.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 22:21

>>800 Bought and wore a mask so people thought he wasn't a panda. Too bad he didn't have enough Yuan to buy the entire costume.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 14:15

>>801 is the epitome of a panda.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 16:49

>>802
When 100 people were asked if >>802 is a panda, all 100 replied yes.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 18:03

>>803 is an evil panda who wants to enslave all humanity and force them to provide him with a constant stream of bamboo shoots.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 20:14

>>804 is basically just a black and white bear

... with a VENGEANCE

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 21:03

>>805Έ{pandas}

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 07:45

>>806 is a totally integral algebraic panda!

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 14:52

Without the black, >>807 would kinda look like a polar bear

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 15:11

A computer algorithm designed to recognise pandas by their style of posting on the internet returned a 97% probability of pandahood upon analysing >>808.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 16:59

>>809 is a heuristic panda.

811 Name: Minister of Extinction : 1993-09-7160 17:45

>>810 is black, white, and dead all over.

812 Name: Panda-Minister of Abbreviations : 1993-09-7160 18:12

>>811 is a MoE panda!

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 18:52

>>812 is a cute panda who does cute things.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:52

>>813 Bought fake udders from a gift shop and pretended to be a Holstein cow. Too bad pandas can't say "moo."

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 12:09

>>814 went on a quest to find a panda. Little did he know, he was a panda all along!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 16:10

>>815
He's a panda, yes yes.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 18:22

>>816 suspiciously uses BitCoin to purchase bamboo from China over the internet.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 18:30

>>817 isn't even a real bear; he's just a panda.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:21

>>818 is a natural panda.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:37

>>819 is http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/06/real-panda.jpg

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:41

>>820 is a Chinese pamba.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 22:04

If >>821 ever comes into contact with an antipanda, they will both annihilate in a spray of gamma rays.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 14:44

Many people take photos of >>822 and then make stupid comments.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 18:58

>>823 wrote and published a book about his life as a panda.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 19:41

>>824 is often overly pandantic.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 20:12

>>825 is a rugged, manly panda.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 22:59

>>826 is Chuck "Little Panda" Norris.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 23:47

With a post like that, it's obvious that >>827 is a panda.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 14:42

>>828 Works at a record store as a panda mascot. What the record store doesn't know is that under the panda mascot costume >>828 is still a panda.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 14:52

Stop trying to change the subject, >>829! We know you're really the panda.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 15:48

>>830 is actually two little pandas in a human costume.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 17:28

>>831 is NOT a panda! I REPEAT: >>831 IS NOT A PANDA‼
...
Sorry, false alarm.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 14:36

Contrary to popular belief, >>832 is in fact a panda.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 20:31

Some argue that >>833's panda certificate is a fake.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 20:46

>>834 doesn't need a certificate to show he's a panda; it's obvious.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 17:00

Hey, >>835! You dropped your panda card.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:30

>>836 is the only animal from China that westerners think about.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:52

>>837-man, is a manly panda, man.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 00:15

>>838 is a cute girly panda.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 00:17

>>839 isn't a panda.

>>839 is THE panda.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 11:22

>>840 have been killed in a drunken fist fight in his last life\his dead face resembling a panda!\thus he was reborn as one.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 20:52

>>841 is that panda over there. No, no, the one next to the fat one!

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 22:00

>>842 likes bamboo stalks, thus >>842 is a panda.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 12:21

To believe such flimsy logic, >>843 must be a panda.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 22:05

>>844 is a panda, because his mom is a panda.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 22:29

>>845 tries to fool us by wearing a panda suit, leading us to believe a human is within it. But there is no human, as >>845 is a panda.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 23:29

>>846 shaved itself to pass off as a fat human. And it worked.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 13:01

>>847 isn't not a panda.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 14:41

>>848 once proudly declared "Ich bin ein panda!"

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 15:14

>>849 is listed in the Yellow Pages under "Panda"

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 16:07

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Pandas_playing_640x480.ogv
>>850 is the one on the right.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 20:48

>>851 Keeps people from entering exhentai.org without a password

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 01:03

>>852 is a pagan panda.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 08:17

>>853 ate my Wacom Bamboo tablet and complained about bitter taste.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 11:17

>>854 is a pander.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7592 23:34

>>855 is the subject of this song.

857 Name: ✧!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7593 09:58

>>856
I-is this an espeon? Is it a cat-panda? You're a cat-panda!

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7593 22:51

>>857 is a second order nonlinear panda.

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7594 20:25

>>858 was a panda, and might be a panda again in the future.

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7594 21:22

>>859 is, figuratively speaking, a panda.

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7594 23:23

>>860 is the subject to this other song .

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7594 23:33

Jeez, >>861! Would you stop being such a panda?

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7596 03:33

Yeah! >>862 is ten times the panda you'll ever be with that attitude, >>861!

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7596 12:21

>>863 is a rainbows-vomiting panda.

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7596 20:06

>>864 isn't not an un-panda on Opposite Day.

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7615 12:02

>>865 is a star of
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http://kcgreendotcom.com/CC/comics/cc-giantpandas2.gif

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7615 12:42

>>866 doesn't realise just how much of a panda he is.

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7615 22:53

>>867 is not merely a panda but a panda-mic.

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7615 23:23

>>868 is either a man dreaming of being a panda or a panda dreaming of being a man.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7621 10:29

>>869
Eats, shoots and leaves.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7621 16:21

>>870 floats like a panda and stings like a panda.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7622 10:31

>>871 tried to falsify not being a panda.

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7622 17:47

>>872 is a were-panda, cursed to assume the form of a panda-like creature every full moon.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7622 22:30

>>873 is a silly panda who likes to think it's cute when he sticks bamboo shoots in his ears, but really everyone is tired of his shit. Every day it gets harder to force themselves to laugh.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7623 05:19

>>874 has a 3 cm penis.

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7623 16:08

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877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7627 09:29

>>876 is a dreamer and a pandarer.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7630 12:26

>>877 is a Machiavellian panda.

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7630 17:43

>>878 is the panda who started this thread, and is amazed that it's still stumbling along like a panda.

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7633 17:19

>>879 is a panda amongst men.

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 13:42

>>880, you chew bamboo, you're a panda. Simple as this.

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 15:53

>>881 is a masked vigilante panda.

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 20:11

>>882 is a panjandrum among pandas.

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 20:11

>>882 is Piyoko.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 20:19

>>883 is Genma Saotome. >>884 is Taotao.

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 21:39

>>885 looks, talks and behaves suspiciously much like a panda.

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 23:18

>>886 Is a panda. No strings attached.

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 13:34

>>887 is a thin, stringy panda.

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 15:05

>>888 is the 8th son of the 8th son of the 8th son of a wizard. He is, therefore, a panda.

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 16:32

">>889 has no nose!"

"How does he smell?"

"Like a panda!"

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 23:23

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick, but >>890 is a panda so it doesn't matter to him.

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 23:29

>>891 has a degree in being a panda.

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 08:47

>>892 dropped out of university to pursue his dream of panda-ness.

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 09:26

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895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 22:47

>>894 stepped into the squared circle to wrestle for the title of panda. >>894 won.

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 23:12

The scientific consensus is that >>895 is a panda.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 23:16

Four out of five dentists agree that >>896 is a panda.

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 23:19

>>897 is quite clearly a panda; you can tell by the shape of the antennae and the patterning on the hindwings.

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7643 00:05

That fifth dentist that >>897 consulted first said >>898 was a Siamese cat. Then he wiped his eyeglasses and agreed that >>898 is a panda.

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7643 00:20

>>899 is a post on the internet. It was written by a panda.

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7643 01:58

>>900 is a panda who was too busy eating bamboo to seize the 900GET.

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7643 03:46

>>901 is a sexy panda who enjoys cuddling, eating bamboo, and long walks along the riverbank.

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7643 14:10

>>902 is a panda at heart.

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 17:25

If >>903 was human, he would be called a herbivore man.

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 21:34

Can you believe how much of a panda >>904 is? It's outrageous!

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 21:58

Takes a panda to know a panda, >>905!!

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 22:08

A little bird tells me that >>906 is a panda.

908 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 20:46

A large panda told me he was >>907.

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 20:49

>>908 is, both literally and figuratively, a panda.

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 21:02

No one doubts that >>909 is a panda

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 23:00

>>910 annoyed a lot of Warcraft dorks by his inclusion in WoW.

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 16:45

>>911 is pretty cool, for a panda.

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 17:54

>>912 is warm enough for a panda

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 18:10

>>913 is topologically equivalent to a panda.

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 18:27

>>914 Has the correct ratio of black fur to white fur to be a Panda.

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 18:29

>>915 is posting in the right thread to be a panda.

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 10:11

>>916 is a cute loli panda.

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8269 17:39

>>917 is a masculine bara panda.

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8269 17:41

>>918 is a screaming yellow panda.

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8270 08:57

>>919 is a panda

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8270 09:26

.adnap a si 029<<

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8270 23:16

>>921 is jealous of my dubs

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 10:22

For his outstanding contributions to the international panda community, >>922 was awarded the coveted title of Honorary Panda.

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 10:58

>>921 and >>923 are two panda buddies.

925 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 12:19

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926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 13:41

>>925 is a panda that must die

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 14:45

>>926 is a panda, if you know what I mean!

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8279 02:48

>>927 Looks like a giant skunk without a tail. >>927 also smells like one because he can only bathe in polluted water.

929 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8279 07:25

>>928 does panda activities

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8279 07:59

>>929 has panda proclivities

931 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8279 14:53

>>930 can't handle spicy food, because he's a ”LγŒF”L.

932 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8280 11:23

>>923 I don't get it, all I see is a panda..

933 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8280 12:25

>>932 is a big fuzzy cuddly panda.

934 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8281 00:35

>>933 Is Amand the Panda.

935 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8281 00:36

>>934 is the panda commander.

936 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8283 00:48

>>935 Was in Megaman X8, but because PS2 Megaman games didn't play like PSX and SNES Megaman X games, not many people know about >>935

937 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8283 09:40

>>936 was legally named panda by his parents.

938 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8284 01:09

>>937 supports himself off a video that went viral someone took of him sneezing ... i'm so envious ...

939 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8284 10:21

>>938 appears in the brains of people with Wilson's disease.
http://www.neurology.org/content/61/7/969/F2.expansion.html

940 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8284 20:02

And when Nixon opened the crate, >>939 was dead. TRUE STORY.

941 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8284 20:58

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942 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8286 19:23

I had a decorative bamboo plant inside my house, but >>941 broke in and ate it.

943 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8286 19:43

>>942 is a p&a.

944 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8286 20:20

>>943 enjoys checking my panda dubs

945 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8287 06:31

>>944 is a panda who still enjoy 4chan's memes

946 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8287 11:18

>>945 is a catgirl panda. Or maybe a pandagirl cat.

947 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8294 16:29

>>946 Was born in a zoo in the USA. That means >>946 is an ABC.

948 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8294 16:41

>>947 is the sexiest panda I've ever laid eyes on.

949 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8294 23:15

>>948 still won't fuck >>947, since he is unable to "perform"

950 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8295 09:51

In the greater scheme of things, >>949 is nothing but a panda.

951 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8296 16:51

Despite all his rage, >>950 is still a panda in a cage.

952 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8296 17:00

Despite all his tears, >>951 is still a panda chugging beers.

953 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8296 17:35

Aeons come and go, stars live and die, but >>952 will forever be a panda.

954 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8300 13:51

Pandas came and went

955 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8300 18:44

>>953 and >>954, being pandas, were among them

956 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8300 18:59

>>955 often lies awake at night wondering if maybe, deep down, he might be a panda.

957 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8301 04:39

>>956 is just doing things pandas do, panda things.

958 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8301 04:41

>>957 is all about being a panda

959 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8301 22:22

Im looking for a panda, it cant be akai (thats japanese for red) or any Ailuridae color. It has to be of 2 or more iro (thats japanese for 2 colours) and has be be kyodai (giant) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be between >>957 and >>959. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching bamboo holder (WITH bamboo). OH! and it CANNOT have any libido, or be making baby pandas. It has to be celibate, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a panda similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 iro, and i dont want my kuro (black parts) to cover the whole surface (it can get lost in the dark and i would not like that, plus 2 colours looks more kawaii)

960 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8304 09:15

>>959 is a panda with a lot to say

961 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8304 10:21

>>960 sexually identifies as a panda.

962 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 17:06

>>961 is embarrassed about being a panda, so >>961 identifies in trans-species.

963 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 17:51

>>962 is a worthless stinking flearidden piece of shit panda.

964 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 18:37

>>963 is just a normal panda.

965 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 18:57

>>964 is a left-handed panda that picks its nose.

966 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8331 07:34

Under the IUPAC nomenclature, the official name of >>965 is "a panda".

967 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8382 16:43

>>966 Loves Beijing Tienanmen.

968 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8382 18:25

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969 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8384 04:20

Please disregard >>968, he is a panda who likes unnecessarily bloated encodings.

970 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8384 08:40

>>969 is a lobster. Wait, no panda! I meant panda! I'm always getting those two mixed up.

971 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8384 13:50

>>970 eats, shoots and leaves.

972 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8384 16:08

Like, oh my god, >>971 is literally a panda! Can you believe it?

973 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8386 08:06

>>972 The one who says "panda" is the panda! Paaaandaaa!

974 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8386 17:18

>>973 is a free range panda.

975 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8387 01:04

>>974 needs a cookie to see the panda.

976 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8387 02:24

>>975 doesn't mind being a panda one bit.

977 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8387 06:29

>>976 looks like a panda, he walks like a panda, but he can't speak because he is a panda

978 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8387 08:50

>>977
Is purportedly the gatekeeper for a large amount of free lolicon porn, but no one has ever gotten past him to find out.

979 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8387 12:23

>>978 was a panda in the past and will be a panda in the future.

980 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8388 20:22

>>979
Has 50% chance of being a black panda with white spots and another 50% chance of being a white panda with black spots.

981 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8388 22:04

>>980 is black, white and Asian.

982 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8389 12:31

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983 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8389 15:44

>>982 is looking for his panDAD

984 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8390 19:00

>>983 is constantly malnourished because they only eat the worst part of the bamboo, making procreating difficult and most pregnancies are self-terminated due to stress, a mistake of nature and evolution that has all this effort and money go into keeping them alive because tbey're "cute" and a symbol of a nation.

985 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8390 20:23

>>984 is a self hating panda.

986 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8394 09:01

>>985 is the mother of all pandas.

987 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8414 15:54

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The previous poster
Belongs in a zoo

988 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8414 19:02

"I am a panda!"
@@@@ -- >>987, 1993-09-8414

989 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8417 11:21

>>988
AOL keyword: panda

990 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8418 01:30

>>989 avoids the topic of pandas as if he had something to hide.

Something like his panda heritage!

991 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8418 10:56

>>990 doesn't beat around the bush! Unless it's a bamboo bush, in which case he beats around it trying to find the tastiest part.

992 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8420 16:55

>>991 is not a member of an endangered species!

993 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8421 14:33

Hear ye, hear ye! >>992 is a panda!

994 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8422 19:17

>>993 is a panda. I know that's no big deal, heck, we all are. But for >>993, it goes beyond that.

995 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8422 21:41

>>996
No I'm not! >>994 is the panda here, not me!

996 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8422 21:43

>>995 is an insecure panda.

997 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8422 21:52

>>996 wants to show the world what a panda is truly capable of.

998 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8422 22:19

>>997 is scheduled to eat bamboo for the next 2 hours

999 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8422 22:21

>>998 is not actually a panda at all.


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