>>299 is Pandamandius, King of Pandas. Look upon his bamboo, ye mighty, and despair.
>>312 Was locked up the the Pandahar prison because he attempted to have sex with a panda cub.
>>322
Was eating pandas during 4ch's downtown.
Also, he is a cannibal
>>332 visits a prostitute and asks if he can perform oral sex on her. The prostitute agrees and >>332 goes ahead. When he's finished >>332 gets up and walks out. The prostitute yells: "Hey, you forgot to pay". >>332 walks back in, takes a dictionary from the shelf and shows her the definition of Panda: "A Panda is an animal that eats bush and leaves".
>>334 is supportive to the plight of Iraq in a way that only a panda can be.
>>335 works towards a free Tibet for the sake of his fellow pandas.
>>337 can't help but rumble in a sexy pandalike fashion whenever an attractive pandette passes his way.
>>338 Bit into a green plastic pipe, because he is a Panda with weak eyesight.
panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
panda!
panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
china!
panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
i like!
I admit it.
I am a Panda.
I'm an endangered black and white bastard.
I eat barely digestible bamboo for most of my waking life to make up for my refusal to eat meat.
I have been raised in a cage for the entertainment of primates and as such couldn't manage to enact coitus with a female panda if she pressed her genitals against my face.
But I can't help myself dammit, it's just the way I am.
With such limited reasoning, I conclude that >>346 has a brain the size of a Panda brain.
>>349 carried the Panda Olympics' torch through several of his panda towns.
>>350 applied for the job of carrying the panda torch but withdrew when he found out there would be no bamboo breaks.
When I was young they told us that >>351 was a great man. They said he defeated our enemies, that he won the war and made our people safe again. They said he was a genius. They said he was a hero.
Now I know he was a panda.
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG PANDA
>>352
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A PANDA BAND
>>353 Can't play guitar hero because Panda paws are really lame.
>>355 Was kicked out of a fur convention when others realized that the Panda-like appearance was not a disguise.
>>357 caused an earthquake in a futile attempt at escaping the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuary.
>>358 is the thunder panda that brought calamity upon Myanmar
Pyo, pyo, pyo...
I like Pandas, pyo.
By the Previous Poster is a Panda Theorem (PPP Theorem), >>368 is a panda.
>>372 Is a Panda shot by greenpeace for eating an endangered species of bamboo.
is a kung fu panda
>>374 is the disney marketing panda that came up with the premise of that film.
>>384 is the greatest, best panda God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.
>>385 is a panda that caused all other pandas to not want to mate that often
>>393 used to eat meat, but then inexplicably changed diets to pure bamboo, which it has a hell of a time digesting.