ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

337 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5352 12:35

>>336 is featured in National Geographic Panda DS

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 13:29

>>337 can't help but rumble in a sexy pandalike fashion whenever an attractive pandette passes his way.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 18:58

>>338 Bit into a green plastic pipe, because he is a Panda with weak eyesight.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:30

>>339 Wears a Pandana

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 03:58

>>340 is a firefox

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 15:52

>>341 is so ronery because nobody touches the red panda.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:49

>>342 Is black and white but is considered a red panda because >>342 is part of the communist party.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 02:29

panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
panda!
panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
china!
panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
i like!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 01:07

I admit it.
I am a Panda.
I'm an endangered black and white bastard.
I eat barely digestible bamboo for most of my waking life to make up for my refusal to eat meat.
I have been raised in a cage for the entertainment of primates and as such couldn't manage to enact coitus with a female panda if she pressed her genitals against my face.
But I can't help myself dammit, it's just the way I am.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 04:43

>>345
ITT the previous poster is a panda
not you

oh wait

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:56

With such limited reasoning, I conclude that >>346 has a brain the size of a Panda brain.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 19:46

>>347
Is eating bamboo.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 20:53

>>348 stalks bamboo.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 21:13

>>349 carried the Panda Olympics' torch through several of his panda towns.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 18:41

>>350 applied for the job of carrying the panda torch but withdrew when he found out there would be no bamboo breaks.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 00:02

When I was young they told us that >>351 was a great man. They said he defeated our enemies, that he won the war and made our people safe again. They said he was a genius. They said he was a hero.

Now I know he was a panda.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 02:10

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG PANDA
>>352
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A PANDA BAND

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:49

>>353 Can't play guitar hero because Panda paws are really lame.

355 Name: A Thunder Panda : 1993-09-5381 22:19

>>354 is a Spinda.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:28

>>355 Was kicked out of a fur convention when others realized that the Panda-like appearance was not a disguise.

357 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5385 12:23

>>356 insists on the right to bear arms

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:23

>>357 caused an earthquake in a futile attempt at escaping the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuary.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:29

>>358 is the thunder panda that brought calamity upon Myanmar

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:14

>>359 is a McPanda that likes to BurmBurmBurm BurmBurmaIran

361 Name: Piyoko : 1993-09-5386 00:52

Pyo, pyo, pyo...

I like Pandas, pyo.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:50

>>361 Is a Pandaphiliac.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 15:16

>>362 Is one of the few that are legally allowed to have more than one child. However, >>362 hasn't even made the first one.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 17:28

>>363 keeps trying to eat the bamboo flooring.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 18:09

>>364 is voiced by Jack Black.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 06:18

>>1-365 are a yearlong furfags

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 21:38

>>366 is an ultra-panda.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 23:53

>>367 is >>368 and is therefore a panda according to >>369

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 00:06

By the Previous Poster is a Panda Theorem (PPP Theorem), >>368 is a panda.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 00:07

>>370 WAS PHONE! And a panda.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 00:07

>>370
Says that
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372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 14:54

>>371 is a panda who's too lazy to sit upright.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 00:03

>>372 Is a Panda shot by greenpeace for eating an endangered species of bamboo.

374 Name: >>373 : 1993-09-5416 00:09

is a kung fu panda

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 00:10

>>374 is the disney marketing panda that came up with the premise of that film.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 22:14

>>375 Is a Panda that hides cocaine in his white fur.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 20:10

>>376 is http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/246832/

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 17:02

>>377 is http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/35684/

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:50

>>378 is http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/gallery/d/8811-2/panda_gokin2.jpg

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:54

>>379 Is a Panda that was inspired by the movie Dragon Half.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 05:07

>>380 is the Panda Express

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 10:33

>>381 is so panda he shits bamboo

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 14:42

>>382 eats, shoots and leaves.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:53

>>383 Landed tail first on a bamboo pole, and enjoyed it.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:02

>>384 is the greatest, best panda God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:12

>>385 is a panda that caused all other pandas to not want to mate that often

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 23:14

>>386 was the first to witness the actions of >>385

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 13:46

>>387 sits in trees

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 16:48

>>388 drops from trees. Just like in Australia.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 19:26

>>389 drops from Australia. Just like in trees.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 20:12

>>390 is the spokespanda for Cherry Panda Throat Drops.

392 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5433 15:18

>>391 is http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3075/1216216121166ry5.jpg

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 18:04

>>392 loves Tanaka Reina!!! ^^

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 18:08

>>393 used to eat meat, but then inexplicably changed diets to pure bamboo, which it has a hell of a time digesting.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 20:50

>>394 used to eat pure bamboo, but now he settles for the processed garbage.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 01:03

>>395 makes friends with raccoons.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 01:34

>>396 makes dinner with raccoons. And minced onions.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 01:40

>>397 suffers a trauma from it's previous hunter torture.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 02:34

>398 is enslaved in a plantation deep in Xinjiang for the purpose of milking panda bile, a traditional aphrodisiac

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 03:07

>>400 Is the government's secret biological weapon against US but turns out as a failure and turns berserk, eating 30 researchers, civilians and armed forces, destroying the whole research facility along with it.

400 GET!

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 17:41

>>400 is a Panda.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 21:36

>>401 is another fellow panda

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 21:39

>>402 is a panda that is stupid enough to other pandas, panda and together joins the sicko >>400 panda who got post traumatic disorder

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 23:26

>>403 is THE PAINDA

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 00:02

>>404 causes pandamonium everywhere he goes

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 03:42

>>405 is a punda.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 12:02

>>406 Is an Indian Panda...

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 13:41

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409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 15:39

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410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 17:58

OMG!!!!!! OP IS ACTUALLY A REAL PANDA!!!!

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 18:38

>>410 and so are you.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 02:26

>>411 and so are you.

413 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5437 05:26

>>412 and so are you.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 05:38

>>414 and so are you.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 08:04

>>416 no u

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 11:27

>>415 uses his nose to type

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 22:37

>>416 uses his penis to type, because he's not using it for anything else, being a Panda and all

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 00:35

>>417 uses her vagina as a bank vault, since Pandas don't know what they are supposed to do with it.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 19:19

>>418 is a mammal classified in the bear family (Ursidae), native to central-western and southwestern China. >>418 was previously thought to be a member of the Procyonidae (raccoons and their relatives). >>418 is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though belonging to the order Carnivora, >>418 has a diet which is 99% bamboo. >>418 may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, and bananas when available.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 21:01

>>419 gets kicked by Procyonidaens due to racist speech

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 22:00

>>420 is a panda on drugs

422 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5440 22:08

>>421 is a panda on steroids

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 22:18

>>422 oddly enough is a panda on flaboids

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 22:20

>>423 is one of approximately 1600 pandas in the WHOLE world

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 07:46

>>424 was made in China

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 14:03

>>425 picls his bum and licks it

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 15:28

>>426 picks other pandas bums and licks it

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 18:18

>>427 pickles his bum. Because pandas like pickles.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 22:00

>>428 pandas his pickles. Because pickles like bum.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 22:01

>>428 mostly just sits there and eats bamboo

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 01:55

>>430 lives in the zoo and eats bamboo.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 02:10

>>431 lives in house and cooks bamboo

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 03:25

>>432 lives in a flat above a bamboo shop

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 06:14

A girl died in 1993 by a homicidal panda. He impaled her on a bamboo stalk when she was still alive. The panda chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he impaled her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will impale you like she was impaled. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 01:10

>>434 Ate a piece of bamboo that was spiked with Viagra. >>434 had an erection for 4 hours, but didn't know what to do with it, so he painted his dick green so it would resemble bamboo.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:43

>>435 Is a Panda who's paws never leave a Plastation Dual SHock controller.

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