Lessons from Porn - Expert knowledge collection! (112)

1 Name: Hugo Boulles : 1993-09-5056 23:09

4-ch shines with the collection of stuff we really know about. Feel free to add.

-women generally wear high heeled shoes in bed
-nurses in hospitals do not need to have similar uniforms at all
-there is a holy sequence of order in copulation which is always the same. Therefore the good part always starts around halfway of the movie.
-all women without exception are thrilled if you squirt over their clean clothes or hair.
-as long as women get pleasured they are unaware or do not care about the gender of her partner(s)
-about fifty percent of all women do not wear panties
-there exists no such woman that uses tampons.

107 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 21:45

It is not uncommon for your penis to suddenly warp from vagina hole to ass hole and your partner will be totally unphased by this switch.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 03:16

For a man that needs sex with multiple anonymous partners, pizza delivery is one of the best career choices.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 06:11

If your shower is broken, go to the incredibly attractive girl next door's house. She'll be alone, horny, and let you use her shower.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 06:57

>>109
Actually that is a real thing. My friend tried it on five different dorms, and after talking his way out of being reported on the first four tries, this horrendously disgusting but nevertheless member of the female species accepted his offer.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 16:31

No matter how many dicks they take, all women's vaginas are eternally tight.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5526 00:42

>>111 But whenever necessary, a 3 liter wine bottle will fit.

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