Rotating Cylinders and the Possibility of Global Causality Violation (26)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 01:28

fuck you.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 04:01

(L^ิƒΦOิ)

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 06:50

yeah i meant you

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 09:03

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(L^ิƒΦOิ) contacting mother ship for reinforcements

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 23:06

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ This is indeed a disturbing universe.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 02:19

fuck the both of you

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 15:01

Tipler sez it'll work you guys

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 15:16

Well Hawking says Tipler is as dumb as a butt so there

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:33

And Larry Niven doesn't care if it really works, but he wrote a very impressive science fiction short story about this in 1974.

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:33

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11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:35

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Geeze, lady, you're killing me here.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 12:38

What's the difference between global and local causality violation?

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 14:22

Local: Fuck you!
Global: Fuck all of you!

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 04:25

Yokel: Fuck a pig!

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 14:19

Ice-Nine: You know, I would put a drop in the ocean. Since it's inevitable, I might as well get all the glory.

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 23:41

But the real question here is can we reverse entropy? The survey says: JEWS.

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 04:40

>>16
An oddly logical answer. Issac Asimov approves.

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 21:02

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Another quality DQN thread left to rot. So sad.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 16:04

Fuck you, >>18.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 21:49

No, Fuck you, >>20.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 22:53

Oh, it's on now

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 12:00

(L^ิƒΦOิ)

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 15:03

( LƒΦ`) It actually works, you know. I and Bigfoot stole Hitler's UFO from the Nazi bases in the Hollow Earth and we saw the heat death of the universe, then we did a u-turn and came back to the Big Bang and turned what would otherwise have become the third Magellanic Cloud into a charged rotating black hole with a cylindrical core five thousand light-years long.

( LƒΦ`) Oh, I was born about ten billion years ago,
And there's nothin' in this world that I don't know;
I saw Peter, Paul and Moses,
Playing ring-around-the-roses
And I'll whup the guy what says it isn't so.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6459 06:37

>>17
see William James Sidis.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 14:25

( E-E) The idea of Grandpa being ten billion years old is the least implausible thing in this thread, frighteningly enough.

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 07:24

( LƒΦ`) Oh, me name, it is Sam Hall, chimney sweep, chimney sweep
( LƒΦ`) Oh, me name, it is Sam Hall, chimney sweep
( LƒΦ`) Oh, me name, it is Sam Hall
( LƒΦ`) And I hate you one and all
( LƒΦ`) And I hate you one and all, damn your eyes

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