>>1 is unoriginal, compensating for this by creating yet another follow-up part for a popular thread in hopes that it will also become popular.
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>>5 can't be bothered to even use words in his post, probably because he fucks goats.
>>7 finds it necessary to over-emphasize his weak excuses for insults in order to get people to notice them.
>>16 didn't have enough money to pay daddycool for access to a secret area of VIP QUALITY. ;)
>>17 couldn't find the daddycool AA.
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>>18 didn't visit http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/
>>22 was denied a refund, only an exchange for an item of equal or lesser quality.
>>27 went on Jerry Springer to find out if he was the father.
>>28 went on Maury Povich to find out that he was not the Blanco father of his Negro baby.
>>34 gets repeatedly kicked in the balls by the Cheech Wizard.
>>37 should stop climbing around in my apple tree goddammit
>>38 doesn't really have an apple tree, and is merely a delusional bum who escaped from the asylum.
>>40 is like a Chinese made product. He should be recalled because he's unsafe for children.
>>43 knows the shed will support 100 people but can't count past 40.
>>44 I TUCKED YOU ASLEEP ON THE OTHER END OF TIME AND YOU STILL WANT TO SLEEP THE DAY BY
>>52 has yet to master the art of witty repartee. OH! OWNED!!!!
>>54 is a gracious host, but his meatloaf often can turn out somewhat dry.
I feel I have to take an extra drink of water to swallow gracefully.
It pains me to share this criticism, but I hope you can use it to better complement your already more than sufficient life skills.
>>68 is stuck back in the late 90's when SNL Jeopardy jokes still held humor.
>>81 is what happens when your shotgun doesn't kill them, just leaves them permanently brain-damaged.
>>85 has a constant diet of bamboo which makes his feces stringy and pungent.
>>88
said "cute" and "cat" in the same sentence
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>>89 is ridiculously ineffective in his self-proclaimed security role
>>90's moustache is laughable, but we lie and complement him on it's fullness just to further his personal embarrassment.
>>97 is deluded enough to think he's an admiral when he shouts All hands on the deck yet all he owns is a canoe.
>>98 can only dream of going out in a canoe, living in the middle of the desert.
>>99 was disappointed to hear that his new canoe will not "go" in sand
>>101 is horribly ignorant of how frightening and devastating sand pandas are. Kage Kara Mamoru should enlighten you.
>>107 was the one posting FIREPANCE GIBBLSIG etc. all over the boards earlier in the year, amusing no one but himself.
>>108 places Gibblsigils all over the place in a vain attempt to summon Firepancies.
>>113's nametag was stolen from him a few minutes after he was born and his parents were too lazy to ask for another one to be made. Then they forgot the name, and couldn't be bothered to make up another as a replacement.
His friends call him Mike, but he knows he is living a lie.
>>126 was invited to speak at a prestigious American university.
>>127 Ran from the podium after the university president insulted him.
>>132 thinks insinuating in bad English that somebody is a tire is a good insult.
>>136 exclusively uses normal-type pokemon in his trainer battles. I mean, come on, guy; How naive are you?
>>141's opinion is distasteful to me, so therefore he is a child.
>>148 put his foot under a stall, then resigned amidst scandal.
>>156 herded cows for a living until shot by the greatgreatgrandfather of a man who currently exploits questionable casinos
>>159 has never read a harry potter book but instead watches the movies
>>161 bought this shirt in both colors:
http://chbox.jp/shop/2007-03t.html
>>177 should know that nine out of ten people prefer spiked death-traps over his boring monologue.
>>180 lives in a fantasy world of an Internet composed entirely of entertaining and original content.
>>181 is himself 'original content' thanks to fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>183 wouldn't know what "original design" was if it fapped in his face.
>>184 has used the word "fapped" so often that it's lost all meaning.
>>186 did misspell flapped, but is too shy to say anything about it.
>>194
Doesnt speak, instead, uses a keyboard attached to his wheelchair to type, and has a robotic voice talk for him.
>>195 is obviously doing nothing with his life, therefore his criticism of anyone is not valid.
>>196 obviously doesn't believe in free speech, therefore he is a communist. By extension, he is also Chinese and thus has no sense of humor.
>>197 is obviously a japanese, was ordered to spy on the Chinese during the war but was captured beaten and raped because he thought it would be funny to write "DICK" on Mao's head.
>>208
Is the one making all those fucking retarded threads lately and should be promptly hung, drawn, and quartered.
>>213 Is a suprised cockfag.
>>215 Has a butt for a face.
>>220 can't figure out how to oil the wheelchair's annoying squeeky wheel and is thus doubly annoyed. This fact annoys him to no end and so he is in fact triply annoyed.
>>225 pronounces it "nook-you-ler" just like the President does.
>>226 places absurdly high values on minutia like pronunciation.
>>231 doesn't realize that things on the Internet don't have a scent.
>>232 says that only because he has become desensitized to his own odor after not showering since Christmas.
>>235 tells people she lost her hyphen while riding a bicycle. But no one believes her.
when you're too gay, go to >>245 and he'll take care of you in a caring way.
>>248 believes that science is about consensus, and truth is subject to majority vote.
>>249 went mad and justifies his experiments claiming they will benefit the whole of humanity.
>>255 is Wednesday Addams. No, wait. That would be kind of cool. Never mind.
>>261 is angsting because Luxemburgians get more love that him/her.
>>262 lacks the ability to identify proper occasions for use of the word "that" in a sentence.
Missing any contact whatsoever with women, >>267 bought a roboticized realdoll with cognitive and learning abilities. Last month he left it sitting in front of the television, where it learned to much. Now it is having fun with the pizza delivery guys and fakes a headache everytime >>267 wishes to go on her. He has to clean its vagina insert regularly but doesn't get to use it himself. The last embarrassing scene was when the doll refused to listen to his pleas for at least being a happy family.
>>273 is one of the pizza guys seduced by the moist and icky used doll
>>280 Is a panda.
>>282 is black. and racist.
>>281,283 hasn't been here long enough to know there's only one comma.
>>296 thought 4-ch was a website listing "cruisy" rest stops along the highway.
>>299 thought 4-ch was a website listing "homosexual" rest stops along the highway.
Is a TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER
>>306 is an ugly old diseased pregnant NEET dirty crack-whore residing illegally in the country. And still trying to leech welfare instead of kicking the bucket!
>>308 has to point out his "insult" to get people to notice him, while he cries about his horrendously low self esteem.
>>312 spent his childhood getting whored out by his mom for crack.
>>315 spent his whole life chasing after a particularly stupid dream.
>>323 isnt DQN quality, instead, is far inferior VIP quality.
>>326 bathes his dick in cold old green tea to make it less sensitive and harder
>>330 cant think up a real insult.
>>337 Is not elite enough for the superstructure.
>>339 Wishes he was a panda.
>>341 was once mistaken for a stick of bamboo by a panda due to his sickly green and stick-like appearance.
>>352 doesn't even know you're supposed to get chili on your nachos bell grande.
>>353 thinks Nachos Bel Grande was a battle in the Mexican-American War.
>>354 Was in the Yoshinoya not long ago, for the sole reason that it was 150 Yen off.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud!
>>355 Cracked a grin and couldn't resist a little giggle when he posted that Yoshinoya rant reference. Exited, he emitted a tiny droplet of urine in the process.
>>355 regularly calls toll-free numbers on receipts for fast food restaurants to voice his dissatisfaction.
>>358 types so quickly that he often leaves out important letters and punctuation, thus obscuring his intended message.
>>359 Hires a panda to type for him because hes too fat to reach the keys.
>>361 calls the helpdesk of his ISP several times a day to hear voices of women talk to him.
>>362 Cant afford a phone or internet and accesses DQN by mail.
>>365 downloads guides to shits of the world on the internet, and then buys them off ebay.
>>368 is so fat he cannot jump.
>>374
Uses SCUMM to play monkey island instead of buying the game and playing it normally.
>>375 only bought Monkey Island because he thought it was a beastiality movie
>>378 doesn't get off to pandas, even though he is one himself.
>>380
Pans out for money in the back alley. Also exchanges blowjobs for money.
>>399 has a large number of pubic lice. Also, 400GET, motherfuckers!
>>402
Didn't post about the poster above him, making him foolish.
>>408 is acting like they have the monopoly on things that are allowed, as usual.
>>410 pronounces "monopoly" as Pppbllllh because he has no face.
>>412 diesn't even care about the plight of the facially-challenged, he just acts like he cares to appear nice.
moron
If >422 was arrested, no one would pay his bail.
>>423 is so fat, he's the illustration for Economies of Scale.
>>437 was going to fuck a pie but was too shy to actually go through with it
>>447 wishes the image in the mirror reflects what's in his transgender heart.
>>448 wishes the image in the mirror wasn't so fat and smelly.
>>452 is a cad and a bounder, a bounder I say, of the first degree!
>>456's double posting is a clear indication of his utter lack of class, the gutter trash that he is.
>>458's velvet smoking jacket is rather shoddily constructed, and does not fit him as it should.
>>466 Cant afford tampons. For his period.
>>469 Types in fragment sentences.
Nervously, >>472 brought the thread back to familiar territory.
>>473 was a terrible burden on his mother and broke her heart.
>>474 Broke his mothers urn.
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>>478 Has a fuel tank for a sex machine without the sex machine.
>>498 is a big impediment to everybody's pursuit of happiness.
>>540 likes to show off his sixpack. But nobody is impressed by Budweiser anymore nowadays .
>>541 let this most exalted thread drop all the way to 61st place. Lazy fuck.
>>547 openly uses it to spam 420chan, knowing that Kirtaner couldn't ban him without banning his entire user base.
>>552 has released an open source API for querying and polling his ass.
>>556 MiG'd the Poles.
What a Fagot. What did Poland ever do to you anyway?
>>560 <€MΝL> Refused to apolojuice for declining Kimchi, nida!
Any insult to >>581 would definitely be an understatement, no matter how badly I would call him, so I won't even try.
>>588
enjoys the company of real women, has an active social life outside of the internet, and and regularly engages in consensual missionary position sex...with fursuiters. oh burn.
>>590 has no originality whatsoever and thus relies upon referencing sub-par games venerated by he and his sub-human ilk.
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609 stole my greater-than signs
>>624
is just another brick in the wall.
and also takes it up the pooper
>>630 is a little too imaginative, and invents fetishes that would make the Marquis de Sade blush.
>>637 is employed as a P-brane maintenance technician, and paid in money that does not interact with mundane reality.
>>641 had a successful job until his superiors found out he was mentally retarded, and was subsequently fired.
>>645 was only born because his parents couldn't stand having him inside them any more
>>647 has not a creative boner in his body and replied two hours and eighteen minutes late. What, did you go to take a crap, or something? Did you have trouble getting the poop out, or something? Do you need a fibre supplement?
>>648 has a fetish for poop and enjoys talking about it frequently.
I think >>650 is a pretty uncool guy.
eh is an expert on poop fetishes and doesn't afraid to talk abot it
>>651 tries too hard to spread crappy memes from failing threads
>>653 tries to create crappy memes in his spare time, but fails at it, just like he fails at everything else.
>>654 fails at even creating crap. Only bad-smelling air comes out.
>>656 can't even come up with a real insult, instead resorting to citing strange but potentially useful mutant powers.
>>662 likes to pretend hes a kawaii cat girl but in reality is just a fat, smelly loser.
>>663 is a kawaii catgirl who pretends to be a fat, smelly loser on the internet.
>>668 owns his own genuine "L. Ron Buttplug" (with hypno eyes!)
>>675 is a desperate person. He would collect the baseball cards of players who have played for less than three months.
>>677
Eats dogcum for breakfast.
Catcum for dinner.
And salad for lunch.
>>678 eats breakfast for dinner, lunch for dessert, dinner for lunch and the game, you just lost it.
>>681 would have fucked his mum, except his diseased dick shriveled up and fell off before he could.
>>692 is getting fatter, smellier and the blood is pooling in his feet.
>>694 couldn't let dead Fred lie, being an enthusiast of necrophila.
>>698 is proof that God is either not omnipotent, or not benevolent
>>700 failed to 700get, increasing the level of FAIL in this thread tremendously.
>>703's visage could make even a man with a case of priapism lose his erection.
>>704's visage causes most men's penises to invert into the abdominal cavity.
>>710 delights in the thought of inserting his penis in the cloaca of Spheniscidae-order animals
>>712 has a body odor that resembles the one of several Spheniscidae-order animals amassed on a putrefying whale on the shores of Utah's Salt Lake.
>714 IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE
>>715 couldn't post link if his only chance to get laid in all his miserable life depended on it.
>>734 drove a steamroller across a full-capacity kitten orphanage, laughing maniacally.
>>736 thought he could clean up Armenia by getting a hairlip.
>>744 is not only racist, but has incurable bad breath as well.
>>747 was transformed into a boeing by evil wizard. is this awesome Y/N ?
>>753 Fell ass first onto a tree while trying to sneak into a heavy metal concert
>>755 has a dick so tiny that he needs tweezers to masturbate.
CONGRATULATIONS, >>776! You win access to HyperShadowDC's Huge Barrel of Homosexuals. Enjoy your gaysehcks
>>777 Doesn't need to be insulted, once you've read his post.
>>778 desperately needs insults. It's a perverse cry for help.
>>779 has the most advanced moobs since the genetic freakshow
>>789 SHOULD BE FORCED INTO HYPERSHADOWDC'S BARREL OF HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS!
>>795 put the mole on that rooster, and laughed like a retarded goat at the sight of them.
>>796 has two gigantic moles around his eyes, making him look like a Panda
...but he should probably get that checked out, it might be cancer.
>>814 received a letter expressing what would happen if he still turned up
>>823 wears nausea-inducing quantities of cheap cologne. I think I'm going to be ill. May I borrow your hat?
>>825 has a picture of himself in the dictionary - right beside "fartface"
>>839 released the emergency mittens just because he was bored.
>>851 lives a completely boring life with no danger and, therefore, no fun.
>>860 told himself after posting: "Vice versa, I ain't no nigga"
>>886 has been a chronic disbeliever of wacky claims ever since his brother died in a boating accident.
>>889 is confused about the proper usage of sequential quoting
FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!!!! This thread has been derailed.
SMUG INTELLECTUAL. Formerly-rampant human-coded AI with a sense of humor seeks bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious relationship in the galactic core. I've got cool guns if you like to break stuff. No yuppies. MRa>>899 (5/23).
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>>916 is a fat Lavey worshipping Neo Nazi potsmoker countercultural dropout who lives off his parent's income and spends 24 hours a day on the internet fantasising about having close intimate relationships with attractive Japanese girls.
>>917 throws out random insults at anybody without reading their post first.
>>918 will never be a panda no matter how hard he uses his imagination.
>>919 will always be a panda no matter how hard he uses his imagination.
>>920 Will always be bamboo, no matter how hard he uses his imagination.
>>933 thinks he's a badass because he figured out how to bold things.
>>937 is so distasteful that from now on we're all going to insult him instead.
>>940's attempt to drive the attention away from his failure failed.
>>941 can only feel better about himself by nitpicking the foibles of others.
>>942 is responsible for archiving the "we correct minor nuances of the previous post without regard for context" thread.
>>947 is simultaneously too stupid and not stupid enough for that, thereby failing on both levels.
>>963 tried to suck BA's dick, but got shot in the back by the ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald.
>>964
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>>972 belongs in http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213874768/
>>973 is a fucking douchebag.
I can't believe you guys are still doing this.
>>979 is jealous because there isn't a metric system for his weight to be measured
>>983 Sings like Alvin and The Chipmunks trying to cover Pantera's Raining Blood.
>>988
want the thread to die because he was insulted in it so many times
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