ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VIII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 23:16

>>0 is a minor variation of the previous insult.

350 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:53

>>349
Is so gay I could see him from space

351 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:55

>>350
gets anal fisting from astronauts and DOESN'T like it.

352 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:56

>>351
gets anal fisting from astro-sharks and LIKES it.

353 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 03:15

>>352 doesn't even know you're supposed to get chili on your nachos bell grande.

354 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 03:19

>>353 thinks Nachos Bel Grande was a battle in the Mexican-American War.

355 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 04:40

>>354 Was in the Yoshinoya not long ago, for the sole reason that it was 150 Yen off.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud!

356 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 04:57

>>355 Cracked a grin and couldn't resist a little giggle when he posted that Yoshinoya rant reference. Exited, he emitted a tiny droplet of urine in the process.

357 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 04:57

>>355 regularly calls toll-free numbers on receipts for fast food restaurants to voice his dissatisfaction.

358 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 04:59

>>357 types slowly

359 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 05:54

>>358 types so quickly that he often leaves out important letters and punctuation, thus obscuring his intended message.

360 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5166 06:18

>>359 Hires a panda to type for him because hes too fat to reach the keys.

361 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 06:56

>>360 was hired by >>359 to type up posts on DQN.

362 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 07:27

>>361 calls the helpdesk of his ISP several times a day to hear voices of women talk to him.

363 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5166 10:38

>>362 Cant afford a phone or internet and accesses DQN by mail.

364 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 10:54

>>363 accesses DQN at the library.

365 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 11:05

>>364 accesses his own poo at the library.

366 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5166 11:26

>>365 downloads guides to shits of the world on the internet, and then buys them off ebay.

367 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 12:00

>>366 is hopelessly obtuse

368 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5166 12:24

>>367 is hoplessly obese.

369 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5166 12:25

>>368 is so fat he cannot jump.

370 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 12:25

>>368 is morbidly obtuse.

371 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 12:43

>>369 and >>370 are stuck together by a tenacious crust.

372 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 16:49

>>371 finds the phrase "tenacious crust" strangely arousing.

373 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 16:57

>>372 finds Tenacious D strangely arousing.

374 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5166 18:39

>>373 is aroused by those scumbags, >>71 and >>186.

375 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 20:49

>>374
Uses SCUMM to play monkey island instead of buying the game and playing it normally.

376 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 21:50

>>375 only bought Monkey Island because he thought it was a beastiality movie

377 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 21:56

>>376
Got off to Amelie.

378 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 22:10

>>377 doesn't get off to Audrey Tautou.

379 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 22:24

>>378 doesn't get off to pandas, even though he is one himself.

380 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:09

>>379 is pandemic.

381 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:14

>>380
Pans out for money in the back alley. Also exchanges blowjobs for money.

382 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:54

>>381 does it for free.

383 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 02:54

>>382 doesn't Fuck Her Gently.

384 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:05

>>383 gave his love to me softly.

385 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:13

>>384 cannot give anything but soft, floppy loving

386 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 04:41

>>385 is a soft, floppy panda.

387 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 04:44

>>386 is a 5¼ floppy.

388 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 06:12

>>387
Wishes he had a 5¼" floppy.

389 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 06:18

>>388 is 3½" hard.

390 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 06:26

>>389 spins 80mm mini CD on his dick.

391 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 06:35

>>390 spun CD too hard and sliced off dick

392 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 07:36

>>391 does not stop whilst riding spinners.

393 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 10:44

>>392 Rides a tricycle.

394 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 15:20

>>393 rides a bicycle that doesn't have a saddle.

395 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 18:54

>>394 tried to cut himself into a saddle.

396 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 15:42

>>395 knows nothing about the Punic Wars.

397 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 15:43

>>396 knows nothing of his own pubic wars.

398 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 21:02

>>397 knows nothing of Public Enemy.

399 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 21:13

>>398 has a large number of public enemies.

400 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5172 14:23

>>399 has a large number of pubic lice. Also, 400GET, motherfuckers!

401 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5172 16:02

>>400 is a stupid GET-motherfucker.

402 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 03:08

>>400 is a stupid GET-motherfucker.

It can't be said enough.

403 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 08:52

>>402
Didn't post about the poster above him, making him foolish.

404 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 23:04

>>403 is dull.

405 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 23:20

If only >>404 really WERE 404.

406 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 06:54

>>405's method is not allowed.

407 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 13:57

>>406 shouldn't be allowed.

408 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 16:07

>>407 WAS allowed, and look where THAT got us.

409 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:44

>>408 is acting like they have the monopoly on things that are allowed, as usual.

410 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 21:12

>>409 pronounces "monopoly" as Mona Polly.

411 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 02:29

>>410 pronounces "monopoly" as Pppbllllh because he has no face.

412 Name: （　　　　） : 1993-09-5176 08:32

>>411 is bigoted against the facially-challenged.

413 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 10:29

>>412 diesn't even care about the plight of the facially-challenged, he just acts like he cares to appear nice.

414 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 20:03

moron

415 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:02

>>414 is turned on by women without faces.

416 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 05:08

>>415 is turned on not by women, but by feces.

417 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 09:15

>>416 is turned on not by women or feces, but by >>71.

418 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 13:00

>>417 is >>71

419 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 15:23

>>418 started a chain of fail.

420 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 17:18

>>419 isn't smart enough to come in from the hail.

421 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 17:59

No one ever writes to >>420, so he never gets any mail

422 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 18:11

>>421 never pays his water bill, so he shits in a pail.

423 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 18:48

If >422 was arrested, no one would pay his bail.

424 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 21:02

>>423 is so fat, he's the illustration for Economies of Scale.

425 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 21:03

>>424 pissed on the third rail.

426 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 23:17

>>425 couldn't hammer in the third nail.

427 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5179 13:36

>>426 is drunk and in jail.

428 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5179 15:53

>>427 is a Scientologist.

429 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5179 15:57

>>428 is an Appliantologist

430 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5179 16:37

>>429 is an Arachnologist.

431 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5179 17:13

>>430 is a semenologist.

432 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5179 22:32

>>431 is obsessed with mansex.

433 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 02:30

>>432 is obsessed with goatsex.

434 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 02:55

>>433 is obsessed with anal stretching.

435 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 03:25

>>434 is obsessed with gay goat anal stretching

436 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 11:02

>>435 fucks and eats shit

437 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 14:16

>>436 eats shit but has never fucked

438 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 14:23

>>437 was going to fuck a pie but was too shy to actually go through with it

439 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 17:26

>>438 was rejected by a muffin.

440 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 17:30

>>439 had his heart broken by a Hostess Fruit Pie.

441 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 18:28

>>440 thinks pie is funny.

442 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 18:47

>>441 actually has a point, and is not being DQN.

443 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 19:36

>>442 isn't funny or a pie.

444 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 23:19

>>443 is DQN quality.

445 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 23:26

>>444 wants extra sauce.

446 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5181 00:10

>>445 is sauced.

And a panda.

447 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5181 01:22

>>446 is an outsourced panda.

448 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5181 21:14

>>447 wishes the image in the mirror reflects what's in his transgender heart.

449 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5182 03:10

>>448 wishes the image in the mirror wasn't so fat and smelly.

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