ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VIII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 23:16

>>0 is a minor variation of the previous insult.

550 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:25

>>549 is open about inserting canned spam into his anus.

551 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 22:08

>>550 opens his anus like Goatse Man.

552 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5215 16:22

>>551 opens his anus like Kirtaner.

553 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5215 16:51

>>552 has released an open source API for querying and polling his ass.

554 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5215 19:03

>>553 doesn't believe the poll results that say he's a panda.

555 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 18:26

>>554 rigged the polls

556 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 21:15

>>555 pigged out on rolls.

557 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 09:50

>>556 MiG'd the Poles.
What a Fagot. What did Poland ever do to you anyway?

558 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 01:20

>>557 is a Panda, I tell you! A Giant Panda!

559 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 13:56

>>558 hurt Chi Chi's feelings

560 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 14:11

>>559 refused to satisfy An An

561 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 02:14

>>560 <ḾL> Refused to apolojuice for declining Kimchi, nida!

562 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 10:03

>>561 Is Korean.

563 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 00:22

>>562 Has too weak stomach to process canine meat.

564 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 01:50

>>563 was born in America and had to take English as a second language.

565 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 05:43

>>564 was born

566 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 07:48

>>565 was hatched

567 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 12:40

>>566 has AIDS and sleeps with children

568 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 12:31

>>567 nearly killed the thread with a lame AIDS insult.

569 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 14:26

>>568

now has AIDS and has been euthanised.

570 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 18:28

>>569 gave AIDS to my dog.

571 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 21:53

>>570 got AIDS indirectly from >>569

572 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 23:07

>>571 will never even have the chance to get AIDS.

573 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 01:33

>>572
is my dog
who has AIDS

574 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 05:48

>>573 is unoriginal and stupid.

575 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 10:27

>>574 is a moronic plagiarist.

576 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 18:42

>>575 is non-creative garbage

577 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 19:36

>>576 is a panda. With AIDS.

578 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 20:14

>>577
gave AIDs to said panda.

579 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 20:21

>>578 requires no insult

580 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 21:30

>>579 necessitates insults.

581 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 16:13

Any insult to >>581 would definitely be an understatement, no matter how badly I would call him, so I won't even try.

582 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 00:14

>>581 is a quitter.

583 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 00:17

>>580 is so insignificant that >>581 had to insult himself instead

584 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 00:20

>>582 posts at the same time as me, the rat-slit

585 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 04:12

>>584 is letting >>583 off too easy.

586 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 09:47

>>585 thinks he is so clever insulting >>584,583 almost as if they were the same person which I'm obviously not... I mean they're obviously not... I mean, oh fuck you >>585, you aren't fit to swallow a panda's semen, or something

587 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 12:01

>>586 is one verbose motherfucker

588 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 15:11

>>587
Powerposes during roleplay.

589 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 17:34

>>588
enjoys the company of real women, has an active social life outside of the internet, and and regularly engages in consensual missionary position sex...with fursuiters. oh burn.

590 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 18:22

>>589 regularly lies about the cake.

591 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 18:48

>>590 has no originality whatsoever and thus relies upon referencing sub-par games venerated by he and his sub-human ilk.

592 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 20:57

>>591 is a Panda

593 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 00:13

>>592
is the only poster on 4-ch. including this post

594 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 00:19

>>593 Is a retarded Jew-monkey.

595 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 00:43

>>594 is Just Jealous.

596 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 00:43

( -)

597 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 01:52

>>596 is not as popular as she thinks she is.

598 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 01:53

>>597 had better leave my fucking mittens alone.

599 Name: ( L`) : 1993-09-5237 02:50

>>598 is making too big a thing out of this mittens thing.

600 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 03:31

>>599 overuses the word "thing".

601 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 03:47

>>600 isn't aware that we don't need no fascist "GET" thing

602 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 04:22

>>601 is Little Miss Can't Be Without Mittens.

603 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 04:32

>>602 is Two Princes short of a royal flush

604 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 05:01

>>603
plays strip poker with blowup dolls

605 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 06:54

>>604 is a blowup doll named "Strip Poker"

606 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 07:51

>>605 blows dolls and pokes strippers

607 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 07:55

>605 still fingers more strippers than >>606

608 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 08:14

>>607 is so poor he can't afford two greater-than signs.

609 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 12:38

>>608 pays for his greater-than signs

610 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 13:54

609 stole my greater-than signs

611 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 15:02

>>610 stole mah teevee

612 Name: ( L`) : 1993-09-5237 15:25

>>611 watches too much damn TV. Well, used to, anyway.

613 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 16:45

>>612 is a superficial, judgmental prick.

614 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 19:08

>>613 watches too much TV too. Even more than >>611 used to.

615 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 22:47

>>614 watches too many penises

616 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 00:26

>>615's penis is too small to wear a watch.

617 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 01:06

>>616 thinks, not feels.

618 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 07:19

>>617 doesn't know how to use nouns.

619 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 08:49

Fr >>618 uses nuns all the time

620 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 09:30

>>619 tried to touch the Pope in an inappropriate way.

621 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 20:21

>>620
is the pope and a chronic masturbater

622 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 06:22

>>621 is not a panda.

623 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 12:02

>>622 would make a great presidential candidate

624 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 13:43

>>623 would make a great Pope..

625 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 15:58

>>624
is just another brick in the wall.

and also takes it up the pooper

626 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 21:05

>>625 is just another prick in >>624's hole.

627 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 21:57

>>626 thinks Courtney Love is hot.

628 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 22:37

>>627 oJ˂wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

629 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 04:49

>>628 is a weeaboo.

630 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 06:06

>>629 is unimaginative and threw the obvious insult.

631 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 06:20

>>630 is a little too imaginative, and invents fetishes that would make the Marquis de Sade blush.

632 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 07:10

>>631 has orgasms listening to Phil Collins.

633 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 13:36

>>632 thinks he is Phil Collins.

634 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 22:12

this universe is just >>633's nightmare

635 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 22:24

>>634 is just this universe's nightmare

636 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 22:31

>>635 has been proven not to exist by string theory.

637 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 12:35

>>636 has a string in his butt, and its not theoretical.

638 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 23:00

>>637 is employed as a P-brane maintenance technician, and paid in money that does not interact with mundane reality.

639 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 11:52

>>638 paid me to notice him

640 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 17:48

>>639 couldn't get a real job.

641 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 18:57

>>640 has had hundreds of real jobs, and got fired from every one of them.

642 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 20:33

>>641 had a successful job until his superiors found out he was mentally retarded, and was subsequently fired.

643 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 22:08

>>642 was one of the supervisors

644 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 22:52

>>643 read >>642 and immediately began singing

MONGOLOID
HE WAS A MONGOLOID
AND IT DETERMINED WHAT HE COULD SEE
AND HE WORE A HAT
AND HE HAD A JOB
AND HE BROUGHT HOME THE BACON
SO THAT NO ONE KNEW

...badly.

645 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 23:27

DQN was actually good today, until >>644 showed up.

646 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 01:02

>>645 was only born because his parents couldn't stand having him inside them any more

647 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 03:20

>>645 has not a creative bone in his body.

648 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 05:42

>>647 has not a creative boner in his body and replied two hours and eighteen minutes late. What, did you go to take a crap, or something? Did you have trouble getting the poop out, or something? Do you need a fibre supplement?

649 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 05:46

>>648 has a fetish for poop and enjoys talking about it frequently.

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