ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VIII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 23:16

>>0 is a minor variation of the previous insult.

594 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 00:19

>>593 Is a retarded Jew-monkey.

595 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 00:43

>>594 is Just Jealous.

596 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 00:43

( ﾟ -ﾟ)

597 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 01:52

>>596 is not as popular as she thinks she is.

598 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 01:53

>>597 had better leave my fucking mittens alone.

599 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5237 02:50

>>598 is making too big a thing out of this mittens thing.

600 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 03:31

>>599 overuses the word "thing".

601 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 03:47

>>600 isn't aware that we don't need no fascist "GET" thing

602 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 04:22

>>601 is Little Miss Can't Be Without Mittens.

603 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 04:32

>>602 is Two Princes short of a royal flush

604 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 05:01

>>603
plays strip poker with blowup dolls

605 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 06:54

>>604 is a blowup doll named "Strip Poker"

606 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 07:51

>>605 blows dolls and pokes strippers

607 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 07:55

>605 still fingers more strippers than >>606

608 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 08:14

>>607 is so poor he can't afford two greater-than signs.

609 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 12:38

>>608 pays for his greater-than signs

610 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 13:54

609 stole my greater-than signs

611 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 15:02

>>610 stole mah teevee

612 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5237 15:25

>>611 watches too much damn TV. Well, used to, anyway.

613 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 16:45

>>612 is a superficial, judgmental prick.

614 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 19:08

>>613 watches too much TV too. Even more than >>611 used to.

615 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5237 22:47

>>614 watches too many penises

616 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5238 00:26

>>615's penis is too small to wear a watch.

617 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5238 01:06

>>616 thinks, not feels.

618 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5238 07:19

>>617 doesn't know how to use nouns.

619 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5238 08:49

Fr >>618 uses nuns all the time

620 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5238 09:30

>>619 tried to touch the Pope in an inappropriate way.

621 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5238 20:21

>>620
is the pope and a chronic masturbater

622 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 06:22

>>621 is not a panda.

623 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 12:02

>>622 would make a great presidential candidate

624 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 13:43

>>623 would make a great Pope..

625 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 15:58

>>624
is just another brick in the wall.

and also takes it up the pooper

626 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 21:05

>>625 is just another prick in >>624's hole.

627 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 21:57

>>626 thinks Courtney Love is hot.

628 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 22:37

>>627 バカねこwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

629 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 04:49

>>628 is a weeaboo.

630 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 06:06

>>629 is unimaginative and threw the obvious insult.

631 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 06:20

>>630 is a little too imaginative, and invents fetishes that would make the Marquis de Sade blush.

632 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 07:10

>>631 has orgasms listening to Phil Collins.

633 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 13:36

>>632 thinks he is Phil Collins.

634 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 22:12

this universe is just >>633's nightmare

635 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 22:24

>>634 is just this universe's nightmare

636 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 22:31

>>635 has been proven not to exist by string theory.

637 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 12:35

>>636 has a string in his butt, and its not theoretical.

638 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 23:00

>>637 is employed as a P-brane maintenance technician, and paid in money that does not interact with mundane reality.

639 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 11:52

>>638 paid me to notice him

640 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 17:48

>>639 couldn't get a real job.

641 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 18:57

>>640 has had hundreds of real jobs, and got fired from every one of them.

642 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 20:33

>>641 had a successful job until his superiors found out he was mentally retarded, and was subsequently fired.

643 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 22:08

>>642 was one of the supervisors

644 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 22:52

>>643 read >>642 and immediately began singing

MONGOLOID
HE WAS A MONGOLOID
AND IT DETERMINED WHAT HE COULD SEE
AND HE WORE A HAT
AND HE HAD A JOB
AND HE BROUGHT HOME THE BACON
SO THAT NO ONE KNEW

...badly.

645 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 23:27

DQN was actually good today, until >>644 showed up.

646 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 01:02

>>645 was only born because his parents couldn't stand having him inside them any more

647 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 03:20

>>645 has not a creative bone in his body.

648 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 05:42

>>647 has not a creative boner in his body and replied two hours and eighteen minutes late. What, did you go to take a crap, or something? Did you have trouble getting the poop out, or something? Do you need a fibre supplement?

649 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 05:46

>>648 has a fetish for poop and enjoys talking about it frequently.

650 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 13:28

>>649 talks about nothing else, even passing up the opportunity to give >>646 the insult he so richly deserves

651 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 16:04

I think >>650 is a pretty uncool guy.
eh is an expert on poop fetishes and doesn't afraid to talk abot it

652 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 16:55

>>651 tries too hard to spread crappy memes from failing threads

653 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 17:00

>>652 knows abotu these crappy memes.

654 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 18:43

>>653 tries to create crappy memes in his spare time, but fails at it, just like he fails at everything else.

655 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 23:47

>>654 fails at even creating crap. Only bad-smelling air comes out.

656 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5257 00:43

>>655 eats iron oxide and poops steel chain.

657 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5257 01:30

>>656 can't even come up with a real insult, instead resorting to citing strange but potentially useful mutant powers.

658 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5257 03:42

>>657 is a useless mutant.

659 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5257 04:35

>>658 exposed himself to high levels of gamma radiation hoping to get awesome mutant powers. Now >>658 has twelve types of cancer, his skin melted off and poops blood. A lot of blood.

660 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5257 06:37

>>659 has an uncontrollable urge to drink bloodpoop from >>658's devastated body.

661 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5257 20:37

>>660 is jealous of >>659

662 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 15:36

>>661 nyah nyah special needs!

663 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 19:13

>>662 likes to pretend hes a kawaii cat girl but in reality is just a fat, smelly loser.

664 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 21:33

>>663 is a kawaii catgirl who pretends to be a fat, smelly loser on the internet.

665 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 21:41

>>664 is a Panda who pretends to be a Panda

666 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 22:27

>>665 is another self-delusional Panda.

667 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 01:25

>>666 is not a panda.

668 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 01:36

>>667 got raped by a guy dressed as a Panda.

669 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 01:40

>>668 owns his own genuine "L. Ron Buttplug" (with hypno eyes!)

670 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 01:44

>>669 fucks Xenu

671 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 01:50

>>670 is Xenu.

672 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 02:02

>>671 believes in Xenu.

673 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 06:22

>>672
Straight male who has a work.

674 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 07:12

>>673 "has a work" as the King of Town's Poopsmith.

675 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 08:29

>>674 thinks that homestar runner is still funny.

676 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 08:33

>>675 is a desperate person. He would collect the baseball cards of players who have played for less than three months.

677 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 09:54

>>676 is a big poopy!

678 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 09:59

>>677
Eats dogcum for breakfast.
Catcum for dinner.
And salad for lunch.

679 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 11:48

>>678 eats breakfast for dinner, lunch for dessert, dinner for lunch and the game, you just lost it.

680 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5268 20:02

>>679 killed every thread he ever posted in

681 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5268 21:20

>>680 killed his mum.

682 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5268 21:39

>>681 would have fucked his mum, except his diseased dick shriveled up and fell off before he could.

683 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5269 00:08

>>682's mum is a panda. And so is he.

684 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5269 05:45

>>683 is Just Jealous.

685 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5271 10:03

>>684 ubercharges enemy spies disguised as scouts.

686 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5272 04:30

>>685 discharges Family Ties surprised ass-clouts.

687 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 23:26

>>686 is an incomprehensible blabber

688 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 00:01

>>687 has an incontinent bladder.

689 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 05:24

>>688 eats a continental breakfast of pancake batter.

690 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 09:30

>>689 although has tried, doesn't really matter.

691 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 17:50

>>690 is only getting fatter.

692 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 23:46

>>691 is getting fatter and smellier

693 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 01:05

>>692 is getting fatter, smellier and the blood is pooling in his feet.

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