ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VIII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 23:16

>>0 is a minor variation of the previous insult.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 06:24

>>793 makes awful alliterations

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 22:38

>>794 has a mole on his chanticleer!

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 22:58

>>795 put the mole on that rooster, and laughed like a retarded goat at the sight of them.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 23:25

>>796 has two gigantic moles around his eyes, making him look like a Panda
...but he should probably get that checked out, it might be cancer.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 23:43

>>797 has two gigantic voles in his colon.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:25

>>798
Has a face full of mace

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:54

>>799
Has an ass full of mass

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 04:22

>>800 gots a seat fulla meat.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 04:22

>>800 is four more years of George W. Bush.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 04:37

We all picking on >>800 now? Cool.

>>800 is a huge, stinking butt that smells like a butt.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 06:25

>>800 is a dumb-dumb

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 08:11

>>800 Wore diapers until he was 19.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 15:22

>>800 continues to wear diapers as part of his fetish

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 15:35

>>800 lacks pubic hair.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 17:10

>>800 is such a douche, he cut me off on a one-lane street

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 19:20

You know what? >>808 drives like a fucking grandma.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 19:30

>>809 is too busy biting his nails to understand that we all mock >>800.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 19:37

>>809 takes it up the butt from >>800

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 20:25

Dear internet.

>>1

Is an idiot

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 20:32

>>812 is late to the party as always.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 20:38

>>813 was not invited

815 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5357 20:42

>>814 received a letter expressing what would happen if he still turned up

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 00:25

>>815 Wrote such a letter as a joke, but the joke backfired.

817 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5358 13:34

The same applies to >>816.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 15:03

>>817 is a lazy-ass panda

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 15:28

>>818 is a zoophile in denial.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 15:53

>>819 is an alligator in the Nile.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 16:22

>>820 is a corrupted record in a file.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 19:15

>>821 is bald! And wears dirty shirt!

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 19:17

>>822 is annoyingly perceptive.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 21:11

>>823 wears nausea-inducing quantities of cheap cologne. I think I'm going to be ill. May I borrow your hat?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 21:58

>>824 will not return those hats he has borrowed...

826 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5358 22:10

>>825 has a picture of himself in the dictionary - right beside "fartface"

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 07:20

>>826 has a head of a phallus!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 09:03

>>827 is a lazy ass-panda

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:56

>>828 Has a 3.5 inch floppy dick.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:58

>>829 thinks geek humor is universally appealing.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 22:54

>>830's anus fell.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 12:11

>>831 is an asshole beyond goatse.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 21:34

>>832 is unscientific and ultimately destructive.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 22:59

>>833 is a nigger

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5364 22:39

>>834 Deleted all the posts!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5364 23:24

>>835 has lost his satori.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 00:18

>>836 never lost his virginity.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 00:45

>>837 never will lose his virginity.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 01:14

>>838's virginity will never lose him.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 07:48

>>839 released the emergency mittens just because he was bored.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 11:12

>>840 fucks shotas

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 15:19

>>841 is a lonely shota who can't get fucked

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:47

>>842 will be fucked by >>840

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:10

>>843 is DEBU

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 09:12

>>844 sucks cock for internet access.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 09:25

>>845 is a panda

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 09:53

>>846 has a life and a girlfriend.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 22:52

>>847 is the threadkiller

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 22:53

>>848 has a deadend job and a bitchy wife.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 08:59

>>849 has no job and has never touched a woman

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 12:15

>>850 is a shady person.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 19:50

>>851 lives a completely boring life with no danger and, therefore, no fun.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 20:04

>>852 is so boring no girl wants to have fun with him.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 20:14

>>853 is a mittens-fucker

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 22:25

>>854 is SAoVQ quality.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 22:26

>>855 couldn't invent a butt.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 00:18

>>856 couldn't get hard when it really mattered

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 00:41

>>857 IS A CUNT

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 07:07

>>858 is a fourchanneler

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 17:26

>>859 is Blackmage.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 19:30

>>860 told himself after posting: "Vice versa, I ain't no nigga"

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 21:04

>>861 thinks it's cool to say "nigga plz".

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 07:41

>>862 Just sucked my cock, but did a really poor job.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 13:34

>>863 did a great job, really, but didn't swallow.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 18:53

>>864 swallowed it all up his ass.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 21:43

>>865's mom's fat!!

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 13:27

>>866 is choking on a bucket of cocks

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:07

>>867 is dumber than a box of rocks.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 21:03

>>868 roxxors his boxxors cause he can't get no woman.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 21:05

>>868 is exactly as dumb as a box of rocks

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 21:42

>>870 is a box of rocks

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 22:41

>>871 is the one we mocks

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 23:08

>>872 has holes in his socks

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 23:47

>>873 Yiffs like a fox

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 01:09

>>874 is Rupert Murdoch.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 07:15

>>875 cuts himself and thinks that he's emo.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 08:16

>>876 sucks worse than >>71 in the "ITT >>71 is a handsome, amiable, intelligent person." thread.

P.S. >>71 in that thread sucks.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 09:32

>>877 sucks worse than >>71 in this thread.

P.S. >>71 in this thread sucks TO THE MAX.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 13:59

>>878 is eleanor rigby

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 14:30

>>879 thinks poorly of Eleanor Roosevelt.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 18:28

>>880 thinks erotically of Eleanor Roosevelt.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 19:12

>>881 thinks erotically of Theodore Roosevelt.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 20:18

>>882 was one of Teddy's Rough Riders.

884 Name: ( ˂ ƒŽ˃) : 1993-09-5374 20:22

>>883 enjoys the company of colored people.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 22:37

>>884 streches credulity with his wacky claims.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 01:51

>>886 has been a chronic disbeliever of wacky claims ever since his brother died in a boating accident.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 06:13

>>887 has a nice boat

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 06:58

>>886, >>887 are museless piccaninnies

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 20:38

>>889 is confused about the proper usage of sequential quoting

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:53

>>889 Can't remember the sequence to enter the Konami Code.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 12:01

>>890 neglected to adequately capitalize on >>889's epic failure in insulting himself. Cretin.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 12:02

>>891 Penis is inadequately sized.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 12:22

>>892's enclitic-fu is weak.

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